/cfb/ College Football General - Everyone Loses Edition
Transfer Portal Chaos Continues: Over 3,000 FBS Players Switch Schools
NIL Market Correction: College Sports Commission rejecting some athlete NIL deals
EA Sports College Football 26 Launches With All FBS Teams & Real Players
Coaching Carousel Slows: Fewer Firings, More Strategic Staff Moves
TV Deals Reshape Scheduling: Friday Night Games Expand Across FBS
Data-Driven Recruiting Surges: AI Tools Used by 80% of P4 Programs
Group of Five Programs Invest Big: Stadium Upgrades & NIL Expansion
Playoff Access Debate Reignites: Should G5 Champs Get Higher Seeds?
42 Days until the season starts
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>>149603241
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:06:46 AM
No.149749981
>>149753851
>>149749921 (OP)
ฬถTฬถwฬถoฬถ Six more weeks!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:13:12 AM
No.149750092
Roll Tide
so /cfb/, what's your favorite score for a game to end in? For me, it's 41-38. I love high scoring kino
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:16:02 AM
No.149750142
>>149750255
>>149749907
Because it's hot and Satchel's Pizza is overrated thin crust bullshit.
What happens if Texas Tech wins the Big 12?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:19:47 AM
No.149750216
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:21:49 AM
No.149750255
>>149750142
>it's hot
Did you not notice his skin color? Most are going to prefer some warm weather and short trips to the beach over living in Columbus through the winter.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:21:57 AM
No.149750258
>>149751515
>>149750137
63-3
>My team won without stress
>Only the other team did any bullshit field goals
>Unless my team did 21 field goals which would be even funnier
>Some people leave the game early, reducing traffic on the way home
>Get to read shitposts about how (other team) got exposed
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:29:29 AM
No.149750392
>>149750196
Colorado once again leaves the Big XII for the PAC12.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:50:38 AM
No.149750732
>>149750196
Congratulations, you won the playoff fodder trophy.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:13:46 AM
No.149751128
>>149751908
the bad news just keeps hitting Aubros...
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:36:43 AM
No.149751515
>>149760100
>>149750258
Auburn vs University of Ball 2005 :) fun day
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:00:39 AM
No.149751887
>>149752028
>whole future ahead of you
>can't not smack up a hoe, family, etc.
>smd tbqh
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:01:36 AM
No.149751908
>>149751128
On other message boards they've mentioned that it's an underage DUI, meaning he (probably) wasn't over the 0.08% BAC but because he's not 21, in Alabama any amount of alcohol is considered a DUI. Probably will have to take an online class about alcohol abuse and if he doesn't get in trouble again after a couple of years, be able to have it expunged. This assumes it's a first time offense.
It's crazy that so many athletes get DUI charges when they have the money for Uber and in many cases, a number they can call to have someone from the athletic department come pick them up and drive them home. Pearl will make Pettiford pray at the replica of the Wailing Wall in Bruce's backyard and maybe sacrifice a chicken.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:07:53 AM
No.149752028
>>149752104
>>149751887
>How do I get out of having to play for the Browns?
>I know, I'll beat up my grandma!
Universities should have gone with Mindgame instead of football.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:12:48 AM
No.149752104
>>149752028
i'd gladly get my brains beat in for 3 years on the browns for a few mill.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:55:38 AM
No.149752787
>>149754375
>>149750137
Greatest game I've ever been too. Just non-stop Shithell Ass kicking
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:56:02 AM
No.149752793
>>149752891
>>149752918
>>149749921 (OP)
I have a good feeling about this year, gabagoolbros.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:02:29 AM
No.149752891
>>149752918
>>149752793
Poached my guy
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:03:56 AM
No.149752918
>>149752793
>>149752891
Poached my guy O'Neil. He's a beast though
Shit posted on its own
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:50:57 AM
No.149753851
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:23:18 AM
No.149754375
>>149846168
>>149752787
Did both schools forget that they're allowed to recruit defensive players?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:03:40 AM
No.149755104
>>149755422
B1G Champs
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:21:53 AM
No.149755422
>>149755104
Going for the World BAC Championship again?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:42:52 AM
No.149755631
the bama/michigan rematch last year still makes me chuckle from time to time.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:03:55 AM
No.149755813
>SE-ACK!!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:14:04 AM
No.149756948
>>149757751
>>149764217
Coach Primate
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:52:54 AM
No.149757751
>>149756948
The location has been ascertained.
What do the sorority houses are your uni look like?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:22:36 PM
No.149758543
>>149759491
>>149758368
>rich white theta mu sorority hoes love the tide niggerball team
We donโt have snow bunny rape mansions for black athletes at my uni sorry
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:40:01 PM
No.149759308
>>149785024
>>149758368
They kicked the fraternities off campus after a riot about 15 years ago. Greek Row is basically just for appearances though, the actual houses are off campus.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:55:52 PM
No.149759491
>>149759540
>>149758543
europe doesn't even have uni sports, hell you guys don't even have school associated sports. It would be considered mega racist to make nigs and other shitskins have to pay to play in out of school leagues.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:01:31 PM
No.149759540
>>149759867
>>149759491
The Average commuter school is more academically prestigious than 90% of euro trash "unis"
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:30:45 PM
No.149759867
>>149759540
looks at rankings
>the B1G alone goes head to head against the EU
LMAO even. they don't stand a chance since bongs left.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:37:33 PM
No.149759946
>>149888245
>>149749446
College Football is healing. You faggots are now going to have to win with players in your geographic area.
No more paying bucks from other regions to save you, based Deloitte auditors gonna clap dem cheeks.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:52:14 PM
No.149760100
>>149751515
The first game my dad took me to was Florida's season opener against Central Michigan. I wish I had known at the time that more than 10 touchdowns in 1 game is not normal and I was witnessing an absolute spectacle. Steve Spurrier pulled starters at halftime and went through our entire roster trying to find players that weren't embarrassingly better than them.
who's getting the jew from byu?
>>149760202
I don't see how that's even legal. It can't actually be possible 44% ???
It's suspect if its even 10% that means 10 times the representation.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:09:54 PM
No.149760308
>>149765649
>>149760263
Jews are like 2% of the population, which is supposedly the same as non-straight people. Don't look into how much overrepresented Jews are on the Federal Reserve board.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:16:37 PM
No.149760398
another guy punch to the Auburn program....
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:18:27 PM
No.149760436
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:20:01 PM
No.149760475
>>149760176
whichever college gets its food supplied by manischewitz
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:22:37 PM
No.149760517
>>149760263
>I don't see how that's even legal.
why can't people congregate at one university?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:33:49 PM
No.149763445
>>149763492
>>149771632
Where would you start with giving New Mexico teams soul?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:35:52 PM
No.149763484
>>149764151
>>149760263
New Orleans was, at one point, the center of trade for the US and this includes the slave trade. Jews owned pretty much the entire US shipping industry, also including the slave trade. Those families stuck around New Orleans after the civil war.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:36:06 PM
No.149763492
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:55:55 PM
No.149764008
>>149772484
>sorority houses
>jews
>leaf posts
>bad teeth having ass brit posts
>toothpaste flag posts
>rutgers (biggest lol)
jesus christ fast forward me to the season or put a bullet in my head.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:00:22 PM
No.149764126
>>149771132
>>149758368
They donโt get houses because one woman gave shitloads of money to prevent them from having them, believing sorority houses turn into brothels. They each get 1/6 of a dorm.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:01:44 PM
No.149764151
>>149764188
>>149772018
>>149763484
>Jews owned pretty much the entire US shipping industry, also including the slave trade.
This has been debunked.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:03:43 PM
No.149764188
>>149764817
>>149764151
are you saying the science is settled on this one?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:05:02 PM
No.149764217
>>149756948
and there it is
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:32:03 PM
No.149764817
>>149764892
>>149768404
>>149764188
Iโm saying jewish slavery domination is a white supremacist fabrication.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:35:19 PM
No.149764892
>>149768399
>>149764817
It just so happens that slave auctions weren't held on jewish holidays. Nothing weird about that at all, right? How much do you JIDF retards get paid to defend your genocidal country on the internet?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:44:48 PM
No.149765189
>>149765459
>>149768345
I had to listen to my A&M Wife, UT brother, Arkansas sister and Auburn Brother in law argue nonstop about who was going to do best in the SEC yesterday at a family lunch.
I went to Missisippi State. Life hurts.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:54:14 PM
No.149765459
>>149768612
>>149765189
That's why I lift weights and shit to make sure I look better and am more successful than other teams' fans.
>Georgia's better than the Gators hawhawhawhaw
>Oh yeah well I'm not fat but good job choosing an XXL T-shirt in the right color.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:00:12 PM
No.149765649
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:12:33 PM
No.149768345
>>149765189
Sad you guys got a great coach and then he died.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:13:56 PM
No.149768399
>>149768590
>>149768800
>>149764892
Literally no evidence of this.
>JIDF is when you donโt believe unsubstantiated claims
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:14:02 PM
No.149768404
>>149769048
>>149764817
bro, come on. you know the jews had a lot to do with slavery. let's not get crazy here.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:18:19 PM
No.149768590
>>149769159
>>149768399
>doesn't even deny being part of JIDF
Thanks for admitting I was right
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:18:41 PM
No.149768612
>>149772529
>>149765459
I don't know man. Kind of sounds like you're a try hard faggot.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:22:42 PM
No.149768800
>>149769159
>>149780704
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:28:15 PM
No.149769048
>>149768404
I know that evidence for Jews having a disproportionate role in the slave trade rarely goes beyond โcome on bro they wuz slavers n sheit.โ
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:30:49 PM
No.149769159
>>149769463
>>149780704
>>149768590
Iโll deny it if it makes you feel better.
>>149768800
Those buttons donโt even contradict each other. Jewish slave traders existing doesnโt mean they were the majority. If thatโs even a real article (usually theyโre fake on this topic).
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:37:06 PM
No.149769463
>>149769159
>still hasn't denied it
Now you get filtered. Keep replying, I won't see it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:38:09 PM
No.149769533
That BYU QB caught a rape case, got thrown out of school and started posting on 4chan /cfb/. What a down fall.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:06:49 PM
No.149771132
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:11:41 PM
No.149771426
>>149760202
For some reason I thought Tulane was a Catholic university.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:14:21 PM
No.149771632
>>149772009
>>149763445
By merging them. Wyoming does fine with just one senior university and it's obvious that New Mexico really can't support two. The division between land grant and comprehensive is long gone. This isn't even about athletics. The academic side of things would benefit from concentrating resources into one campus. Athletics however would benefit as a result. But it won't happen for political reasons.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:19:53 PM
No.149772009
>>149771632
That decision might be forced by economics. Student enrollment will fall off a cliff nationwide in the very near future. That will cause certain private schools to close down. Not the good ones, but the small and really expensive liberal arts schools that only offer meme degrees have a grim future. Public schools will also have some closures and contraction. The Penn State system recently announced they are closing down some of their satellite campuses.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:19:56 PM
No.149772018
>>149764151
>this has been debunked
>by who, the ADL?
>reeeeee
Heh
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:29:01 PM
No.149772484
>>149781515
>>149795714
>>149764008
WAIT
Dude did you hear that Texas State joined the PAC 12?????
Also, Texas is NOT a southern state btw
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:29:49 PM
No.149772529
>>149772948
>>149768612
Are you the fat Georgia fan? Eat a salad. You're welcome.
Salad dodger
7/13/2025, 10:37:54 PM
No.149772948
>>149774051
>>149772529
He's not, I am
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:02:26 PM
No.149774051
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:45:43 PM
No.149775899
The Chief of Staff for Auburn football has quit to take a job as a fund raiser at Liberty. He came to Auburn from Liberty with Hugh Freeze. That's he's jumping off the Freeze ship to a much lower level position at a far lower level school is highly unusual. It's possible he simply wanted to return to Virginia "to spend more time with family" but more likely is trying to get ahead of what's coming for the program this season.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:07:20 AM
No.149778135
>>149777446
Why does that guy always look like he was just released after a night in the drunk tank?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:54:47 AM
No.149778927
>>149779184
>>149782956
>Stalions bristled at the latest attempt to suggest Michigan won or lost games because of his sign-stealing role with the team.
>"There were 7 games in my time at Michigan where I knew almost every signal the whole game: 2021 MSU, 2022 MSU, 2022 PSU, 2022 OSU, 2022 TCU, 2021 Georgia, and 2021 Wisconsin," Stalions wrote in his post. "We lost 3 of those games because we didn't tackle well, and Georgia was historically good. We won the four other games because we dominated the line of scrimmage & tackled well. Blocking, ball security, tackling, run fits & coverage tools.
>"That's football. This is not rocket science."
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:00:40 AM
No.149779009
I miss college football so much bros
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:16:01 AM
No.149779184
>>149781663
>>149778927
Begs the question of why he went to so much trouble to steal signs if it apparently doesn't help you win at all
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:02:30 AM
No.149779679
>>149779807
>>149777446
Is a fund raiser at a private school flush with cash, mega donors, and a religious angle (easy sell) really that much lower than head secretary at a middle of the pack SEC football program?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:11:54 AM
No.149779773
>>149779837
>>149780076
>>149777446
He was a former Liberty football player. His new position at Liberty is an Associate AD position.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:15:40 AM
No.149779807
>>149779679
For career advancement, yes, it's a huge step backwards. For quality of life, if he plays his cards right, it would be incredibly comfy, especially since the fund raising side of things typically is independent of whatever is going on with the coaching staff. A bad coach can make the job more difficult but when he's fired, the fund raising staff isn't fired with him like happens if you're part of football operations.
Dude may have decided he's not interested in following Freeze around the country on his way down to coaching at a rural Christian academy and would rather put down roots in Lynchburg. If not for all the weirdness surrounding Freeze, I'd assume he had family business back in Virginia that needs long term attention rather than it being a signal about the state of the football program at Auburn. That weirdness does exist and the timing is sus. Maybe it's coincidence but I'd bet on the guy knowing something and being proactive about his own future instead of panicking around Thanksgiving looking for a new job.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:18:57 AM
No.149779837
>>149780011
>>149781029
>>149779773
Nick Saban is a former Kent State player. He still jumped at the chance to leave the Kent State coaching staff to go be an assistant at Syracuse. "Coming home to momma" is marketing spin that only the most gullible fall for.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:33:26 AM
No.149780011
>>149779837
The guy is a bean counter not a football coach.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:40:58 AM
No.149780076
>>149777446
>>149779773
Itโs a promotion. Retards donโt understand this, but thatโs what it is. Especially for someone who isnโt a football coach, itโs a big promotion.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:51:20 AM
No.149780635
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:02:49 AM
No.149780704
>>149838548
>>149768800
>>149769159
Well what do you know, just as I suspected, that's a fake article. A google search for that title returns nothing but meme pages, and a search for Jakob Blinken returns no one by that name.
Why do you people love humiliating yourselves like this so much? You're no better than the blacks who think Mozart is black just because some facebook meme told them. And just like those blacks you believe this memes with every bone in your body.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:49:37 AM
No.149781029
>>149781097
>>149888157
>>149779837
Saban only played for Kent State because he was too small and not good enough to play at West Virginia under Bobby Bowden
>>149781029
My sense of time is pretty fucked up if Saban could have played for Bowden.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:23:35 AM
No.149781213
>>149781097
Only reason he wasn't shot by national guard troops is because he is so short the bullets flew overhead.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:51:44 AM
No.149781515
>>149787015
>>149772484
>Also, Texas is NOT a southern state btw
Don't make me tap the glass again.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:14:18 AM
No.149781625
>>149888157
>>149781097
Bowden was WVU's head coach from 1970-75 and Saban was varsity at Kent State from 70-72. Though now that I think about it he might have been a freshman in 1969 which means Jim Carlen wouldโve been the head coach and Bowden only the OC.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:23:24 AM
No.149781663
>>149781805
>>149779184
He wouldn't, which is why this whole "scandal" was absurd from the beginning.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:50:29 AM
No.149781805
>>149782043
>>149781663
The sign stealing and IRL scouting of upcoming opponents definitely happened. Why do it in the first place if it's not to help your team win? What did Stalions/Michigan get out of this if not a better chance of winning?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:33:51 AM
No.149782043
>>149782956
>>149786738
>>149781805
It's hilarious that people here still don't get that what you've posted there ISN'T AGAINST THE RULES! Literally every major team has a guy like this. Why do you think coaches always hold the play sheet in front of their faces when they call plays? They know someone is watching!
This issue here isn't whether Stallions deciphered signals on the fly during Michigan games. Of course he did, but NCAA rules don't prohibit that. What they DO prohibit is going to games your team ISN'T in and record video of someone's signals. But no one has provided evidence of Stallions actually doing this. And considering the "All 22" video that coaches always get of their opponents ahead of time gives you a view of both the players and the coaches, why not use that instead of traveling out to games and record something from 40 rows up into the stands with your cell phone camera, especially when the former isn't prohibited but the latter is?
This whole thing is silly and shows a lack of understanding of how football actually works. But hey, it gives you an opportunity to scream "CHEATER!" at a team that you don't like, so by all means, have at it. I'll just keep laughing at your ignorance.
>>149778927
Sonny dykes said he was told in advance so they would use decoy signs
>>149782043
Just totally normal. Someone post the gif/webm
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:36:48 PM
No.149785024
>>149785115
>>149759308
I got teargassed at that riot. Good times.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:43:48 PM
No.149785115
>>149785156
>>149785024
Tell me about the war grandpa! Campus Telephone told me that it was caused by ODU and VCU students coming to party and hitting on too many JMU girls
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:46:34 PM
No.149785138
>>149785197
New SBC West Jabroni for the East to feed on
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:48:20 PM
No.149785156
>>149785115
I'm assuming you're talking about Springfest, which was an unofficial annual party where JMU students would get fucked up in off campus parking lots. A massive amount of of out of towners showed up to one of those parking lots, started getting hammered, and then refused to disperse when the police showed up. They started throwing beer bottles at the police so the cops broke out the tear gas. Sadly, that was the last time we had Springfest.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:51:25 PM
No.149785197
>>149786162
>>149785138
It should have been grip and sip. LA Tech has a sorry-ass football program.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:59:41 PM
No.149786162
>>149787805
>>149785197
LaTech is usually on a SEC schedule every year. Like it or not, that was probably the deciding factor. LaTech gets more exposure than every other sun belt team.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:41 PM
No.149786738
>>149789686
>>149791310
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:48:53 PM
No.149787015
>>149793908
>>149781515
Why is Missouri Souf and not Middul?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:30:17 PM
No.149787805
>>149786162
And also travel costs will actually reduce for each school so more profit for them
And they donโt have to do any changes to divisions
Those are the reasons
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:13:57 PM
No.149788229
>>149789371
>>149789419
This can't be happening Tahd bros.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:44:11 PM
No.149788578
>Screenshot_20250714_121308_X.jpg
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:05:57 PM
No.149789371
>>149788229
Kent State is hiring him for 1 trillion dollars
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:10:34 PM
No.149789419
>>149788229
Really doubt he'd go back to FBS. The things that got him to quit are still there. He's in good shape for his age but he's still old. Before quitting he had an insane amount of institutional momentum behind him, running lots of the program on, what for him, was autopilot, so he could concentrate on players and coaches. He's not going to get that anywhere he could go.
Him coaching a high school team would make sense. Maybe at a private school so he could tell parents to fuck off it any of them got uppity.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:19:55 PM
No.149789511
>>149789686
>>149791310
>>149782956
>Just totally normal. Someone post the gif/webm
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:31:14 PM
No.149789644
War Tigers
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:34:22 PM
No.149789686
>>149791308
>>149786738
>>149789511
>Doing this much for $55,000/year
I want to hire him as a wagie
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:02:01 AM
No.149791303
>>149791351
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:02:27 AM
No.149791308
>>149789686
Ill give him this. Truly a Michigan Man.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:02:33 AM
No.149791310
>>149791376
>>149791460
>>149782956
>>149786738
>>149789511
Apparently, the QB coach at CMU at the time was an old friend of Stallions, and invited him to the game as a personal guest.
Funnily enough, that wasn't technically a rules violation, either, as Stallions wasn't there on behalf of Michigan. But it ended up as one of those "the cover up is worse than the crime" things, and the QB coach lost his job and the head coach "retired" after last season.
Ball Knowerโข
7/15/2025, 12:06:45 AM
No.149791345
>>149791151
The guy on the ground probably said something antisemitic
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:07:52 AM
No.149791351
>>149791303
lmao cmon man
>>149791310
>CMU officials said preliminary enrollment numbers showed 14,411 students are attending the Mount Pleasant-based institutionโs classes this fall.
>The last time CMUโs student population was smaller: 1973, when enrollment was 14,270.
>The decline this semester marked the eighth consecutive year the university experienced a decrease in students. CMU hit its all-time enrollment peak in 2015, when 25,528 students attended classes there.
Central used to be a party school but some academics hated that so they cleaned things up and now the students are going elsewhere. Don't necessarily disagree with the academics as getting teens to go deep into debt to have a four (or more) year party is a moral hazard. Nevertheless, the school is clearly in decline. Maybe they'll plateau with a student body that's mainly there to earn a degree first and party second.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:20:43 AM
No.149791460
>>149791310
Of course it is. Both stallions and the qb coach had Michigan ties.
Cmu can't afford to lose sharty, good payout, hour bus drive, and when wmu or cmu show up its a great party atmosphere. Every 2-3 years they are scheduled to play rotating with wmu
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:31:57 AM
No.149791559
>>149791905
>>149791376
In 2010 they had so many extra students they were putting 5 in a 4 person dorm and giving them 10% off dorm cost, some unused rooms were also turned into bunks. They repeatedly attacked partying, drinking and tailgating. In 2009 they made a 6 beer limit at tailgate so pppl just tailgated at the frat streets and didn't even go to the game. They are a teachers college, they will never be an academic college. Even mount pleasant police joined in and went full retard zero partying. Imagine doing this and not looking at the demographic cliff in Michigan. Wmu and emu also experienced 25-30% declines in enrollment. Michigan mip laws also were made to skullfuck people taking licenses, community service, thousands in fines, year probation...not duis but minor in possession of booze. Sometime before covid they made it just a fine but watching siblings and cousins getting skullfucked for drinking a beer was nutty. No wonder zoomers dont drink
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:05:22 AM
No.149791872
>>149791151
Actual nothing burger.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:07:16 AM
No.149791879
>>149791895
>>149792921
>>149791376
No one goes to a directional school like CMU to โearn a degreeโ except single mothers not stupid enough to fall for the Phoenix or online for-profit scam.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:08:58 AM
No.149791895
>>149792327
>>149791879
Hate to break it to you anon, but all colleges are for-profit scams.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:10:10 AM
No.149791905
>>149792921
>>149791559
Seems like Eastern is in the best place to survive if they have competent leadership. Ypsilanti sucks but is so close to Ann Arbor that students there can LARP like they're attending UM. The western suburbs keep growing even if the state overall has stagnated. If they could Techwood the housing projects, the western creep of Detroit's suburbs and the expansion of Ann Arbor would make gentrification happen.
But competent leadership is far from guaranteed, especially at down market schools. I've never been a big fan of them leaning into the decaying rustbelt identity. Play up having the UM experience at a lower cost and with less effort instead of advertising that it's a decaying dump.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:52:37 AM
No.149792280
>>149791376
Isnโt this pretty typical of lower tier schools? Zoomers arenโt falling as hard for the student loan jew.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:55:01 AM
No.149792302
>>149797175
oh wow thanks for the history of eastern michigan university anons. just great posts! entertaining stuff! keep them coming. I can't get enough of this shit!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:57:27 AM
No.149792327
>>149792370
>>149791895
>t. Iโm a fan of [big school] because my daddy was a fan and he bought me my first t-shirt at wallyworld
>>149792327
Is he wrong though? Even schools that have prestigious programs are doing money scams on other programs. "Nighttime MBA!" It's all a money grab in some way or the other.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:06:12 AM
No.149792414
>>149792505
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:08:31 AM
No.149792451
Can't wait for another god awful season in SHI(t) Stadium
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:09:26 AM
No.149792462
>>149792370
Calculus not required!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:11:20 AM
No.149792505
>>149792414
That wasn't a flop. Mustangs are just that powerful.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:29:44 AM
No.149792807
This format sucks.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:38:29 AM
No.149792921
>>149791879
The average teacher goes to a school like cmu
>>149791905
Possibly, ive heard its gotten nice but i detest the east side of the state. Too many people.
Anyways yuge Indiana news. The true bison team is back
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:38:53 AM
No.149792932
>>149793218
>>149792370
Those nighttime MBA programs are for late-20/early-30 something white collar types who work for whatever big companies are HQ'd in the state. They aren't for nigress single mamas.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:57:36 AM
No.149793218
>>149793281
>>149793316
>>149792932
Okay? And that makes it any less of a money grab how?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:01:39 AM
No.149793281
>>149793470
>>149793218
If you want to put a real university in the same category as Southern New Hampshire or whatever the fuck online scam, you are probably a t-shirt fan or someone who went to a directional nowhere school that is mostly minority and you're butthurt you don't get to talk about college football because anons make fun of you.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:03:55 AM
No.149793316
>>149793413
>>149793218
>part time graduate programs are a money grab
>they're just regular graduate programs offered part time
Are you genuinely retarded?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:11:26 AM
No.149793413
>>149793459
>>149793316
Part-time programs are just one example, but the larger point is this: ALL colleges big, small, state, private and even shit ass community colleges expand their course offerings not to better educate students, but to bring in more revenue. Prestige programs act as bait, while the rest of the catalog is padded to maximize enrollment.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:15:02 AM
No.149793459
>>149793413
Grad school has always been "part time" numb nuts. It's a tradition at this point. The ye oldyn tymes, grad students were expected to work at the university and their classes were offered after business hours to accommodate their schedules and the schedules of the faculty who taught those courses (since they are also often more advanced/senior faculty who have more obligations). When Gen X'ers needed to go back to school because graduate degrees started being needed more often, they just slid into the old graduate schedule.
Part-time studies have also been a thing for longer than you have been alive. You're a fucking retard and coping about it. There's plenty to bitch about regarding the academic bubble, but the schedules and part time graduate studies aren't part of the curriculum on that front.
Go back to discuss whatever shithole university you crawled out of.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:15:35 AM
No.149793470
>>149793507
>>149793281
my dude, why are you so mad?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:17:55 AM
No.149793507
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:32:31 AM
No.149793784
You just know.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:38:23 AM
No.149793854
anon is insecure as hell about getting his part time degree
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:41:53 AM
No.149793908
>>149787015
Slave state and majority of people there openly fly the stars and bars.
Would anyone be interested in downloading and playing with a /cfb/ team if I made one in the school creator for CF26? If so, leave suggestions for the logos, uniform, stadium and meme players/shitposters to add to the roster.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:04:01 AM
No.149794271
>>149792370
The idea is you make money together. Although admittedly colleges usually donโt say no to midwit students throwing way too much money at them, any more than casinos tell gambling addicts theyโve played enough and call them a cab.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:06:05 AM
No.149794306
>>149794248
Use Stanford's old logo.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:53:56 AM
No.149795615
>>149795762
SEC Short is back August 1st!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:14:17 AM
No.149795714
>>149795797
>>149772484
Texas now has teams in the Atlantic and Pacific conferences
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:26:09 AM
No.149795762
>>149795615
I canโt wait to discuss their latest videos on Reddit!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:34:02 AM
No.149795797
>>149795714
But none in the Gulf of America Conference?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:34:09 AM
No.149795801
Roll Tide
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:47:41 AM
No.149795881
>>149795943
>>149814632
anyone have the versions for other conferences?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:59:33 AM
No.149795943
>>149795881
Better days... Better days...
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:09:08 AM
No.149796560
>>149798555
>>149799225
Would Alabama have beaten Washington?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:33:58 AM
No.149797175
>>149797272
>>149797815
>>149792302
Did you know that Eastern Michigan's mascot used to be the Hurons, before some woke loser decided that was "offensive" and they changed the name to the Eagles? True story.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:51:39 AM
No.149797272
>>149798240
>>149797175
Their history is a bit weird but there's little reason to actually care. They started out as the Normalites, which everyone agreed was stupid, so they had a contest, with Pioneers and Hurons being the top choices. One of the students who suggested the name did so because he worked at the Huron Hotel. Decades later the state government spent a bunch of money on a civil rights commission to find things to be angry about, which included using Native American names on things.
The university committee on renaming things to offend white girls less came up with three choices: Green Hornets, Express, or Eagles. The obvious choice of Emus was never given any serious thought. A couple decades later, band dorks, being band dorks, thought it would be edgy to wear the old Hurons logo on their uniforms but being cowardly band dorks, the logos were hidden inside the uniform sleeve where no one could see them. Also being band dorks, they couldn't keep a secret so word got out and the professionally offended pounced into action.
It's too bad the Huron tribe has a bunch of wampum up their asses and can't make a deal with the university like the Seminoles do with Florida State and the Utes with Utah. Unlike some schools like Stanford that had goofy Indian logos at times, EMU's Hurons logo always had been dignified, even if a bit lacking a chin.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:11:48 PM
No.149797815
>>149798109
>>149797175
>some woke loser
Let me guess, some upper middle-class white woman with a savior complex?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:47:44 PM
No.149798109
>>149797815
It was the Michigan Civil Rights Commission that had the problem with the old name. Pic related is what it looks like today but it was the commission back in 1988 that issued the ruling against the name. Probably looked similar but with poofier hair.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:06:56 PM
No.149798240
>>149798332
>>149797272
Meanwhile, the Chippewa happily let Central keep using their name just a hundred miles or so to the north.
I still say Hurons is a better name than "Eagles", so yes, I care.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:24:40 PM
No.149798332
>>149798240
As far as I can tell, there's less than 1,000 of them in Michigan and they don't even use the Huron name anymore.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:03:30 PM
No.149798555
>>149796560
Yes. Michigan Alabama was the natty.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:37:23 PM
No.149799225
>>149801942
>>149796560
Yes, SEC teams are undefeated in hypothetical games. Alabama's extremely high quality loss to Texas was more impressive than Washington beating Texas.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:36:36 PM
No.149799671
>>149800165
>>149806879
Army gets to BTFO of Kansas State this year. Prepare your anus Wildcats, you're getting BONED.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:31:04 PM
No.149800165
>>149800317
>>149800540
>>149799671
I want to live in Manhatten, but this is a based take. Im gonna be traveling to West Point for the first time this year to watch them play Charlotte.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:42:32 PM
No.149800266
>>149800379
>>149794248
Make the head coach Bill Belichick's gold digger.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:49:38 PM
No.149800317
>>149800423
>>149800165
That's pretty based. The flexbone is a wonderful thing to witness. I'm curious how they'll change it up from last year without Daily, as he ran the ball a lot instead of the traditional option.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:58:33 PM
No.149800379
>>149801029
>>149800266
Head Coach
>Coach Primate
OC
>Mike Leach
DC
>Connor Stalions
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:04:55 PM
No.149800423
>>149800317
ya, im bummed i missed Daily last year. Its only a 4 hour drive from where I live and the tickets were cheap but staying around that area can very expenisive in the fall. Im trying to catch a basketball game while im there too just to fill out a weekend.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:06:02 PM
No.149800428
>>149800490
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:09:48 PM
No.149800461
>>149801784
damn Mike's getting old
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:14:31 PM
No.149800490
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:20:07 PM
No.149800540
>>149800165
It's very comfy here fren, come join us
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:28:43 PM
No.149800621
>>149800780
Test
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:44:33 PM
No.149800780
>>149801114
>>149800621
welcome back friend. I hope you were banned for posting tits for the boys
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:08:37 PM
No.149801029
>>149800379
This is funnier. Make the gold digger a player with stats realistic to a woman her size.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:18:27 PM
No.149801114
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:23:06 PM
No.149801160
>Tyler Atkinson
>from the state of GA
>committs to Texas over UGA, a team that has put a hilarious amount of LBs into the NFL over the past decade
I know they're probably going to be toothless but I am going to laugh my ass off when/if Deloitte decides to start auditing Texas/Oregon/Miami/USC.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:30:11 PM
No.149801230
>>149801718
>the absolute state of the college football teams in oklahoma
I never thought Iโd say this, but when does the NBA season start?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:27:38 PM
No.149801718
>>149801230
If choking was a state
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:37:42 PM
No.149801784
>>149800461
I guess Iโm happy for people who love what they do. The day 4% of my retirement accounts = my annual income is the last day I ever work.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:38:01 PM
No.149801786
>>149802538
Sark is really up here talking about GPAs we all know they don't go to class jej
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:59:20 PM
No.149801942
>>149801998
>>149802002
>>149799225
Alabama claims 1941 as a National Championship season. They finished 20th in the AP poll and were shutout by Mississippi State and Vanderbilt. Nevertheless, the believe they were national champions that year.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:05:21 PM
No.149801998
>>149801942
I feel like I'm in a fever dream whenever I see this image
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:05:40 PM
No.149802002
>>149802029
>>149801942
To be fair, it was raining during those losses (this is unironically the excuse of the AD that claimed those titles)
Hey you guys remember when Tennessee's reddit was talking about how Conner Stallion's sign stealing was the reason they lost to South Carolina? Oh yeah, and they also said UGA modified the weather when they played?
Good times
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:09:08 PM
No.149802029
>>149802279
>>149802002
Which is funny since it was the players being covered in red clay after winning on a rainy day that inspired the Crimson Tide nickname.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:10:29 PM
No.149802041
>>149802012
Here's Conner Stallions in his sideline disguise at South Carolina. Truly a master.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:15:37 PM
No.149802089
>>149802196
>>149802216
>>149802012
>admitting to being a redditor
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:24:56 PM
No.149802196
>>149802089
I have never once posted on reddit, and am therefore not a redditor
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:27:48 PM
No.149802216
>>149802012
>>149802089
I remember seeing the weather schizo screenshot here, I think that was from a boomer CFB board
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:35:47 PM
No.149802279
>>149802296
>>149802029
I thought that was because Alabama girls tend to have very heavy menstrual flows
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:37:58 PM
No.149802296
>>149802309
>>149802279
>Enhance!
All manner of weirdness is possible that close to Mississippi.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:39:44 PM
No.149802309
>>149802332
>>149802296
Is that a man?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:41:21 PM
No.149802332
>>149802309
It's difficult to know with some species of animals.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:02:42 PM
No.149802538
>>149803385
>>149803797
>>149801786
Tell em, Cardale!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:13:42 PM
No.149802641
>>149803052
Now that males have been banned from women's athletics, will we enter an age of tomboy dominance?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:11:31 AM
No.149803052
>>149802641
>Now that males have been banned from women's athletics
Sauce?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:22:53 AM
No.149803152
>>149803515
>kwabxas
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:51:04 AM
No.149803385
>>149803797
>>149802538
Cardale is /ourguy/ prior to his en-jewening
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:04:38 AM
No.149803515
>>149803152
I swear this image changes every time I look at it. It's like the guy's hair is modified gradually each time.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:32:07 AM
No.149803797
>>149802538
>>149803385
aint nobody goin to university to play school!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:49:45 AM
No.149803932
>>149810517
>>149810736
There has been no resolution to the conflict between the PAC12 and Mountain West. Since the mediation process failed to resolve the issues, the two lawsuits, one about poaching fees and the other about exit fees, are headed to trial in September.
On the line is about $150 million in fees that the PAC12 and schools changing conferences could owe to the Mountain West. Losing both cases would be damaging to the PAC12 and the new members but they would survive. If the Mountain West loses, it doesn't have the money it promised to UNLV and Air Force to stay in the conference, meaning both are likely to leave. UNLV's finances are in bad shape and they need the extra money, making them an easy poaching target if their extra share vaporizes.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:03:34 AM
No.149804145
If UNLV and Air Force were to leave, that would leave the conference with only six full football members. It's unlikely they could poach anyone from the AAC or SunBelt. They could swallow their pride and bring in New Mexico State. UNM would be unhappy but desperate times might call for it. They could also pressure NIU to become a full member. Another option would be to simply merge with Conference USA. Delaware and Hawaii in the same conference would be ugly but the bottom of FBS often has such issues.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:13:46 AM
No.149804332
>>149804559
>>149804695
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:27:25 AM
No.149804559
>>149804736
>>149811379
>>149804332
And that's why they're at Austin Peay.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:34:45 AM
No.149804695
>>149804332
hes a back up QB with the DC Defenders now. hes looked alright
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:36:37 AM
No.149804736
>>149804559
hes a back up QB with the DC Defenders now. hes looked alright
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:28:50 AM
No.149805730
>Laura Rutledge rocking the leather
Hnnnnnngggg
Broken Ohayล
!!mh0Pbh3UmVq
7/16/2025, 4:34:18 AM
No.149806879
>>149807428
>>149807673
>>149809746
>>149799671
I just want a service academy playoff run. Is that too much to ask?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 4:36:34 AM
No.149806931
Lol Texas just realized that nobody gives a fuck about the house settlement and just flipped the number 1 DT and LB on the same day. gg
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:08:29 AM
No.149807428
>>149806879
>The 1963 Tangerine Bowl was an NCAA College Division game following the 1963 season, between the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers and the Coast Guard Bears.
Maybe the Coasties can make the DII playoffs.
>>149806879
Why? Who the fuck gives a shit about them besides glownigger shills trying to drum up enlistment? Which is fucking retarded anyway, since no officer gives a single god damn about the enlisted.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:03:02 AM
No.149808504
>>149808644
>>149807673
The service academies are good when there's a war going on that requires the draft. That's what anon is asking for, a bloody war with young men being drafted to fight for something or the other.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:15:18 AM
No.149808644
>>149809354
>>149808504
I assumed it was because of Trump being in office, since in all the years I've been posting here the service academies were a joke that only got mentioned when they took a paycheck to get beat by somebody.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:21:19 AM
No.149808692
Roll Tide
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 6:26:50 AM
No.149808733
>>149760176
SLC Menโs Correctional Facility
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:42:56 AM
No.149809354
>>149808644
Trump has tried to help the service academies by letting them be flexible with when the players must fulfill their service obligations. Biden did away with that but I assume Trump has reinstated it. One thing they can't do is revenue sharing or NIL, which is going to make things more difficult. They do however have all their living expenses taken care of and receive service pay.
While they do have a budget they have to stick to, they really don't play money games in the traditional sense. They play strong programs for exposure. Navy plays ND every year and almost always lose but that gets them on national television. The whole thing is a free ad for Navy that, other than the team losing, is guaranteed to be all positive coverage.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:02:57 AM
No.149809746
>>149812585
>>149806879
I would love that, but it'll never be allowed because ratings would be abysmal, and you can't sell them to HS kids (for sports anyway).
>>149807673
I give a fuck about them because of the offense they run, that's it. If they switched to a modern Spread full-time, I'd stop watching them.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:10:36 PM
No.149810412
Ole Miss always gets overhyped and doesn't do shut in the season. Their QBs are all draft busts too!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 12:29:54 PM
No.149810517
>>149810727
>>149803932
>If the Mountain West loses, it doesn't have the money it promised to UNLV and Air Force to stay in the conference, meaning both are likely to leave
Leave where though? They cannot go anywhere that paying out the ass for the exit fee is worth it and signed GOR for until the end of the decade
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:08:31 PM
No.149810727
>>149810517
The exit fees are part of the court case but even without that, they were promised extra money from the conference. If the conference violates that agreement, it'll be lucky if the schools just go away without suing the Mountain West for breach of contract. The conference can't violate the agreement and then try to enforce the agreement. That makes no sense.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:10:36 PM
No.149810736
>>149803932
>PAC-2 reaches out to MWC for merger
>MWC demands literally fucking everything including rights and money and first born sonโs foreskin
>PAC-2 says fuck you, steals their conference
>how could you do this to me?
The PAC-MWC cat fight (two female commissioners) is the funniest thing going on in college football.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:39:38 PM
No.149811294
>>149818662
*stays true to the amatuerism of post secondary educational sports
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 2:51:15 PM
No.149811379
>>149804559
Austin pee pee poo poo
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:10:27 PM
No.149811539
>>149811586
BREAKING: Alabama takes the stage at SEC Media Days
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 3:15:48 PM
No.149811586
>>149811539
BREAKING: Anonโs crust
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:09:48 PM
No.149812585
>>149812690
>>149809746
I think service academy playoff run ratings would be pretty good. Tons of casuals, active duty military and veterans would tune in. If they somehow won a game or two they would literally be America's Team.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:11:37 PM
No.149812614
>>149812679
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:15:06 PM
No.149812679
>>149813099
>>149812614
Thereโs no war on the horizon that warrants conscription.
>china
They bitch and moan all the time. Nothing ever happens.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:15:52 PM
No.149812690
>>149812727
>>149812585
Casuals don't and probably can't understand the Flexbone. They just want to see deep bombs, high scores, etc. It's why football, especially the NFL, over time has limited what defenses can do. Same thing happened with the NHL, NBA, and to a lesser extent MLB. Casuals just love lots of scoring, unless they're non-Americans, then they're fine with 0-0 ties and faking injuries.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:19:25 PM
No.149812727
>>149812789
>>149812690
If an academy is good enough to make the playoff they are probably scoring a lot of points by option standards. Casuals might not understand the intricacies of the playbook but they can understand gouging the defense with nonstop 5-15 yard rushes and dominating TOP.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:24:49 PM
No.149812789
>>149813817
>>149812727
Unless it's how Air Force runs it, which is very tradition. A LOT of FB dives, even if just for 2-3 yards. I'm not sure casuals will ever like that or understand the purpose. Army would have games where the other team had 1 possession in the first quarter, and it was glorious. That kind of game control is amazing.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 5:55:06 PM
No.149813099
>>149815702
>>149812679
I didnโt say they were right. If anything Ukraine proves the WWIII talk is dumb as fuck. Russia canโt beat a country with a $3k GDP per capita.
>'72 Sugar Bowl
>Auburn Defense
>avg D-Line weight 216 pounds
>avg LB weight 196 pounds
>avg DB weight 172 pounds
This shit is why even the argument for "best ever" is pointless. Even the worst MAC team today would put 100 up on them simply by having an O-Line that obliterates the absolute fuck out of their box.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:20:19 PM
No.149813817
>>149813844
>>149812789
>Army would have games where the other team had 1 possession in the first quarter, and it was glorious. That kind of game control is amazing.
Army had a 14 minute drive vs North Texas last year
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:23:26 PM
No.149813844
>>149816417
>>149813817
And that's how football should be played. Grind your opponent out of the game, wear the defense out early, and keep their offense off the field.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:23:45 PM
No.149813849
>>149813918
>>149813782
Best ever arguments are dumb for this reason. Thereโs no real way to compare.
Now greatest ever, thatโs a fun discussion.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:26:34 PM
No.149813869
>>149813918
>>149813782
Improvements to nutrition and training have effectively turned modern athletes into ubermensch. 50+ years ago they were still regular people who just happened to be a bit bigger and faster and more athletic. Baseball and soccer are the only sports where you can reasonably compare players/teams across eras. Bad basketball/football/hockey teams would humiliate the best team in the league 50+ years ago.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:32:26 PM
No.149813918
>>149814155
>>149814360
>>149813849
Not even a fun discussion because the skill gap and how advanced the game has gotten is absurd. Burrow's LSU team would BTFO of every great team prior to 2000 or maybe even later. Even that loaded Miami U team wouldn't stand a chance.
>>149813869
>Baseball and soccer are the only sports where you can reasonably compare players/teams across eras
Not really. Pitchers throw so much harder today than ever before. Anything pre-steriod era (so basically pre-90s) wouldn't have a chance. Babe Ruth wouldn't even make a team today. Griffey Jr. (to use a non-roid user) would have hit 1000+ HRs if he played in most decades of the sport. Randy Johnson would have had 10k strikeouts because nobody saw a 92MPH slider back in the 50s or 60s.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:49:18 PM
No.149814083
>The Bama bonus is re-ACK
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 7:56:21 PM
No.149814155
>>149814331
>>149815327
>>149813918
You're assuming Ruth/other old players wouldn't have access to modern training and coaching if they were magically teleported into the modern game. He clearly had a good swing and knew how to hit, which can translate no matter when you're playing. Would he be as dominant against modern pitchers? No, but I'm sure with an offseason working under modern hitting coaches and watching film of modern pitchers he'd adapt. There are also benefits modern players enjoy that older players didn't. Ruth could be more fearless about crowding the plate today with a batting helmet and elbow pad that didn't exist in his day, as well as pitchers now being less likely to intentionally throw at your head. The bats themselves are also stronger with better sweet spots today.
My point is with baseball it's less about having a physical advantage over your opponent by stacking your roster full of freaks of nature. In football modern OLs/DLs would absolutely rape any team from the 80s or earlier, while OLs/DLs from that time would be grossly undersized by modern standards. Power RBs like Derek Henry and Marshawn Lynch could carry entire defenses on their back if they were sent far enough back in time. In hockey most goalies today would be the biggest and most athletic guy on the team in the 80s or farther back while goalies from back then were usually the smallest, shortest, slowest guy on the team. Basketball had a few freaks in the past who could hang today like Wilt Chamberlain and Bill Russel, but you could put backups from the modern NBA into their era and they would perform at a HoF level.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:18:02 PM
No.149814331
>>149814155
Ruth never faced anything like they have today. Nobody was throwing 101MPH fastballs, 97MPH cutters, 89MPH sweepers, etc., etc., etc. He played in an era where people still had regular jobs and the vast majority of players wouldn't even do well against a minor league team.
>Ruth could be more fearless about crowding the plate today
No because even with modern helmets and guards, getting hit by a 100MPH ball can kill you or break bones. Plenty of players break their hands from it. You're also not allowed to just stand there, you must make an attempt to get out of the way of the ball, or it's not ruled a HBP.
>The bats themselves are also stronger with better sweet spots today
Babe Ruth used one of, it not the, heaviest bat of all-time. You can't find a bigger bat than that, and great players don't always use the biggest bat. There's also a ton of regulations today on bats from their length, barrel size, weight, etc.
>In football modern OLs/DLs would absolutely rape any team from the 80s or earlier
100% correct
>Power RBs like Derek Henry and Marshawn Lynch could carry entire defenses on their back if they were sent far enough back in time
Also correct and the inverse is true too, which is why Jim Brown is the most overrated back of all-time. I get boomers and older suck him off like no other, but he would have been average in the 70s, bad in the 80s, and not even on a roster in the 90s. Like most old players, 100% a product of his time.
>who could hang today like Wilt Chamberlain and Bill Russel
I'm not sure about that, just because the modern game is about space and spreading everyone out. The post-player is mostly obsolete. You need speed and shooting efficiency. Chamberlain played in an era of very low shooting efficiency, which bloats the fuck out of his rebounds and points.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:21:10 PM
No.149814360
>>149814425
>>149813918
Thatโs not the greatest discussion, thatโs the best discussion. I agree the โbestโ discussion is boring though. โ2019 LSU would crush 2001 Miamiโ I meanโฆ sure? It canโt really proven either way so fine.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:28:57 PM
No.149814425
>>149815156
>>149814360
Greatest meaning what? Player? Team? That's the same as best.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:37:23 PM
No.149814515
>>149814592
>>149813782
I am one of the smartest guys in the world and I will let you in on a secret.
Ever wonder why your feet are bigger than your dads? Why does every generations feet keep getting bigger? Why do human beings keep getting bigger even though there is actually an inverse correlation between height and fertility?
The answer to both of these questions is actually antibiotics.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:45:15 PM
No.149814592
>>149814515
>goes 100% into nurture
That's a bold strategy Cotton
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 8:49:17 PM
No.149814632
>>149816461
>>149795881
feel like shit bros, just want them back...
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:37:38 PM
No.149815156
>>149815283
>>149814425
Greatest team, and the term greatest is not used interchangeably with best. Babe Ruth tops pretty much every greatest baseball player list, but as you point out there are many players today who are better. Another example is ESPN calling 1971 Nebraska the greatest team, but itโs unlikely they would have picked them over 2001 Miami or 2004 USC in a game (for a more absurd example from the same list, 1945 Army was ranked ahead of 2001 Miami). Miami and USC were better teams than Nebraska and Army, but they were not greater teams.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:48:09 PM
No.149815283
>>149815407
>>149815156
How can you say a team is the greatest when they can't beat other teams? That would show they weren't the greatest. What is the criteria for "the greatest team"?
>Babe Ruth tops pretty much every greatest baseball player list
Barry Bonds is the GOAT
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:51:35 PM
No.149815327
>>149815366
>>149815661
>>149814155
>baseball players didnโt have helmets until the 1940s
The past is such a horrifying place.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:55:26 PM
No.149815366
>>149815409
>>149815327
Face masks in football weren't a thing until the 1950s. I can't imagine how many broken noses there were prior to that.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:59:32 PM
No.149815407
>>149815517
>>149815283
>How can you say a team is the greatest when they can't beat other teams?
Because being able to beat every other team ever is the definition of best, not greatest. Again, these terms are not interchangeable.
>That would show they weren't the greatest.
*best.
>What is the criteria for "the greatest team"?
The accepted definition of greatest seems to be most dominant over peers. This makes sense - we canโt put teams from different eras against each other, but we can compare how they did against their competition. Yet another example is the 1972 Dolphins, who top just about every greatest NFL teams list. No one would seriously pick them in a game against the 2013 Seahawks. Yet they are (somehow) the only team ever to beat all of their opponents, so theyโre the greatest. But not the best.
>Barry Bonds is the GOAT
BOAT maybe.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:00:07 PM
No.149815409
>>149815366
That doesnโt scare me as much as a 90 mph baseball to the head.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:09:49 PM
No.149815517
>>149858962
>>149815407
>The accepted definition of greatest seems to be most dominant over peers
Then you're just bloating up players that played in eras with terrible talent. By that definition, Michael Jordan isn't the GOAT, as someone like Wilt was far more dominate over his peers. Anyone with a brain though understands that Jordan's competition was vastly superior to that of Wilt's. So going by "dominance over peers" eliminates all those past a certain point in history when overall talent went up.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:18:55 PM
No.149815661
>>149815785
>>149815327
>masks weren't mandatory for hockey goalies until the 60s
Toughness back then vs toughness today is an overlooked factor when we assume pampered zoomer athletes would dominate these proto-boomers who didn't give a fuck about dying during a game
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:22:04 PM
No.149815702
>>149813099
Careful, youโll summon the shills.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:28:30 PM
No.149815785
>>149815661
I'm not sure. There was that hockey player in the past decade that got hit by a car as a pedestrian and still played in the game that day. Modern football players would still be out on the field after getting a concussion if they were allowed to. Same thing with using their heads as a weapon. If it was allowed still, the sport would be much more dangerous since everyone is much faster while being bigger and stronger. The players are still crazy, the sports have just evolved to minimize how crazy they can be. Uncage them and shit hits the fan pretty fast.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:27:16 PM
No.149816417
>>149816522
>>149816536
>>149813782
At best you can try to compare them by looking at which teams were the biggest outliers for their era.
>>149813844
One of the funniest games I've seen was one where Auburn held on to the ball the entire third quarter. Spurrier had to stand there on the sideline the entire quarter with nothing to do but hold his dick in his hand.
Auburn's offense wasn't fast. It didn't make large gains often. It just kept grinding out what they needed for a first down. Once they scored and SCar was about to get the ball for the first time that half, a well executed on-sides kick kept the ball in Auburn's hands, so they did it again, slowly grinding down the field a couple of yards per play.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:30:36 PM
No.149816461
>>149814632
Wonder when was the last time a girl that looks like that attended Cal. Back in the 90s there were some like her at UCLA but even then the school was quickly becoming mostly Asian, this the saying that UCLA = University of Caucasians Lost among Asians.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:37:48 PM
No.149816522
>>149816417
>Once they scored and SCar was about to get the ball for the first time that half, a well executed on-sides kick kept the ball in Auburn's hands, so they did it again, slowly grinding down the field a couple of yards per play.
lmao. absolutely savage
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:40:06 PM
No.149816536
>>149816941
>>149816417
>Once they scored and SCar was about to get the ball for the first time that half, a well executed on-sides kick kept the ball in Auburn's hands, so they did it again, slowly grinding down the field a couple of yards per play.
lmao. absolutely savage. what year was that game?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:23:38 AM
No.149816941
>>149817723
>>149816536
2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I0fty_oaOc
South Carolina scored right before halftime and thought they had gained the momentum in the game. They also lead in Time of Possession. The third quarter took care of both.
Re-watching that quarter it's interesting to see that when Auburn has a large gain, it's usually because it was third and long, with them getting just enough for the first down. Hard to script a better way to grind out the clock. They didn't even cross midfield until an unusually long pass more than five minutes into the quarter.
1st round draft pick Shemar Stuart is going back to college lmao. Faggies are so lucky.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:58:11 AM
No.149817239
>>149819208
>>149817037
Do you know how much he's getting at TAMU? Some players can make more staying in college but doubt that's the case for someone who'd go in the first round of the draft.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:24:17 AM
No.149817468
Mya Lesner and Drew Moss
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:26:52 AM
No.149817497
>>149817668
>>149818851
I believe in Coach Freeze
WAR
EAGLE
WOO!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:31:31 AM
No.149817547
>>149819208
>>149817037
is that even possible? i thought a player's remaining eligibility was terminated upon signing with an agent for the draft?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:46:14 AM
No.149817668
>>149817985
SEC Trojan Horse incoming. SEC Commissioner Sankey has come out strongly in favor of moving to a nine game conference schedule. What he didn't mention is his support for autobids into the CFP being restricted to teams from conferences with nine conference games. Conferences with less than nine games would still be eligible for at-large bids but would not get any autobids, not even for the conference champion.
This is clearly aimed at the ACC and Notre Dame. While the ACC has a scheduling agreement with Notre Dame, those are not conference games. The Big Ten likely is also behind this move, as it puts pressure on ND to fully join a conference by pressuring the ACC to move to nine conference games, which would make the current arrangement with ND difficult. Both the SEC and Big Ten have reasons to want the ACC to be weak. Not just to pick off the few valuable members but also to minimize how many slots ACC teams can access in the CFP.
Doubt this is a move to an all SEC-Big Ten playoff (or league) as keeping around a stable of hapless competition has its advantages. But it does reduce the amount of money that trickles down to the non-P2 conferences.
Also worth noting that G5 conferences usually play eight conference games so they will have an extra slot for a money game. Also some of them aren't going to have enough members to play a nine conference game schedule. This means that simply being the best G5 champion won't guarantee a CFP slot. I'm sure there will be a G5 slot of some kind left in the playoff to avoid any antitrust issues, but it'll probably end up being the last seed most years.
>>149817497
There's a playoff for late middle age golf?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:52:56 AM
No.149817723
>>149816941
kek thanks anon
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:07:45 AM
No.149817867
>>149794248
Mike NorveLLLLLLLLLL as one of the players
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:19:47 AM
No.149817985
>>149818199
>>149817668
>P4 teams, including ND, aren't eligible for at large CFP bids unless they play at least 10 regular season games vs P4 opponents
Problem solved with this one easy rule change
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:44:43 AM
No.149818199
>>149817985
That would be a risky move as it would exclude all of the G6 conferences. There needs to be at least token access for the G6 schools to prevent several potential legal issues.
Broken Ohayล
!!mh0Pbh3UmVq
7/17/2025, 3:41:04 AM
No.149818662
>>149811294
Don't tempt that liberal SCOC.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:02:36 AM
No.149818851
>>149817497
For the second time in the past week, one of Hugh Freeze's players has been arrested. This time it's wide receiver Malcolm Simmons for assault. No word yet if he used a golf club like his coach.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:20:40 AM
No.149819016
Roll Tide
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:24:47 AM
No.149819046
>>149821042
Sooners
>>149817037
>>149817239
>>149817547
Contract negotiations have gone nowhere, bengals are dealing with cap issues and are probably low balling the guy. All heโs done is practice at A&M.
If he returns, it will be a first and due to cincy being unable/unwilling to pay the guy.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:46:46 AM
No.149819229
>>149826309
>>149819208
>hereโs your rookie contract
>uh mayde moar den dat in skool nugga
>what
>ya mayne dat ainโt enuff nugga ahm ahtta heah bitch ass cracka
>but we drafted you
>ahm uh cawnseeentuz ubjectuh *door slam*
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:24:25 AM
No.149819457
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:25:22 AM
No.149819459
>>149749921 (OP)
Nice thread but I donโt watch your amateur sport
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:13:11 AM
No.149820053
>2 hours since last post
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:37:26 AM
No.149820415
dead thread
How did Bobby Bowden's 1970 West Virginia team do? Watch this year in review to learn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olbiv_Qn9gM
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:47:11 AM
No.149820727
>>149819208
As a lifetime Bengals fan, I fucking hate the Brown family that owns them and hope the worst for all of them. The ONLY way the Bengals will ever win an Owl is if they sell the team or they all die.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:50:34 AM
No.149820745
>>149820574
>Split Veer offense
>Cheerleaders that don't look like they've been ran through by half the college
We need to go back
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:45:26 AM
No.149821042
>>149819046
This sloppa encapsulates what it feels like to be a sooner. Much credit to whoever prompted it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:32:39 PM
No.149822547
>>149834541
>The Mountain West Conference, in the process of going through a major membership transition, will "pause" adding new schools, commissioner Gloria Nevarez said Wednesday at the conference's football media days.
Translation: no AAC team wants to join and we're still not desperate enough to add New Mexico State.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:17:37 PM
No.149824141
Barners loves harboring illegals for various felony activities
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 4:52:27 PM
No.149824657
>>149824910
good morning everyone, fuck notre dame
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 5:11:49 PM
No.149824910
>>149824657
Absolutely, fuck Notre Dame and fuck Ohio State while we're at it.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:28:27 PM
No.149826309
>>149826340
>>149826479
>>149819208
>>149819229
Bengals donโt want to give him any guaranteed money, which would be a first. He said fuck that and went home. Donโt blame him.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:30:39 PM
No.149826340
>>149835782
>>149826309
Bengals don't want to give anyone guaranteed money. The Brown family are the biggest cheap fuckers in all of sports. They don't give a damn about winning, just making money. Any time the Bengals are good, it's in spite of the Brown family actively sabotaging them.
Why do players talk shit about their opponents this early in the off season? What is the point of that? Why would you give some one weight room material?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:37:17 PM
No.149826408
>>149827000
>>149826363
Because they want attention and material for the social media presence. Most players don't actually give a damn about their team performance, just their own, which I understand. Even in the NFL, I get why a player that isn't getting paid top-5/10 money wouldn't give a fuck about team performance.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:43:05 PM
No.149826479
>>149826309
for all intents and purposes you're correct but technically they want a default clause added that says they can void the money if he violates the contract in some way. which is retarded considering there are about 5 million ways both sides violate these contracts. usually im with the bix nood mofuggah crowd but in this case the bengals are being ridiculous and they need to fuck off with this nonsense
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 6:46:21 PM
No.149826507
>>149826712
Give me the qrd on the NIL shit fuckery between the house bills and executive order. Where do things stand right now? I have not kept track because this whole thing has been retarded and killed the sport but it's now directly affecting the school I love in financial ways I never thought possible 20 years ago
>>149826507
basically an oversight committee was set up to vet all the NIL deals to make sure they are "legitimate business deals" instead of do nothing contracts
i personally don't understand how it's enforceable at all, if a guy gets paid $10m to pose for a car dealership advert who's to say that isn't legitimate.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:11:08 PM
No.149826774
>>149828555
>>149828901
>>149826712
It's not enforceable. This is just the schools/NCAA getting high off hopium. Nothing short of Congressional intervention or a CBA will put up enforceable NIL rules.
We need a more Jewish insufferable Pat McAfee. That will fix our ratings
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:26:17 PM
No.149826936
>>149826966
>>149826780
Big Nose Kickoff
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:28:59 PM
No.149826966
>>149826936
kek, caused me to forcefully breath out my nose.
>>149826780
McAfee is 50/50. Sometimes he's way too much, but sometimes he's entertaining. Ty Schmit is the best on his show though.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 7:32:05 PM
No.149827000
>>149826363
>>149826408
This and they get arrested doing dumb shit all the time. Football players don't always have good judgement.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:37:33 PM
No.149827680
>be me
>rewatching Bama vs Jawja
>see one play I forgot, Keon Sabb getting absolutely torched by Dillon Bell of all people
>remember that I saw Sabb at #1 on a top 10 SEC safety list
Anyone care to explain?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:05:16 PM
No.149828125
Paul is live
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:06:17 PM
No.149828145
>>149828854
DBs get beat sometimes
that's just the game
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:32:45 PM
No.149828555
>>149828901
>>149826774
neither of those will happen, congress might try but I doubt it since that is really legally dubious territory and I think it works against the superstars to collectively bargain in the case of college football
i am buried at work right now but i think they put a cap on either NIL (unenforceable again) and/or school payrolls at $20m as well right? Which seems fair on the surface but it feels like cfb is on a collision course with promotion/relegation system the way things are going
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:51:50 PM
No.149828854
>>149828145
It's not just that he got beat. He got beat by a WR that isn't really good at running routes in the first place and had a lot of drops + poor play in general
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:54:43 PM
No.149828901
>>149826774
>>149828555
Some of you /biz/ lads help me out, isn't Deloitte, along with the rest of the (((Big 4))) basically owned by Private Equity?
Meanwhile, we also know that Private Equity is getting heavily involved with multiple schools' sports financing?
There is going to be no enforced as far as I can see.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:30:07 PM
No.149829480
>>149829566
>>149826712
It's enforceable if the member institutions agree to it
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:34:59 PM
No.149829566
>>149829844
>>149829480
which will never happen especially in the SEC and to a lesser extent the big 10. half the acc schools won't either.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:46:21 PM
No.149829844
>>149829877
>>149829566
Thr schools are the ones pushing for it, they don't like the current state of NIL. It's the players who would oppose.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:49:08 PM
No.149829877
>>149830684
>>149829844
Some schools will shit and fart all over the place before they would comply. Tennessee sued the NCAA to prevent enforcement of NIL rules. Then there are the states whose politicians are passing state laws saying "Fuck NIL rules our schools can do whatever they want and it's illegal to punish them." A federal law cockslapping these retards is the only thing that will get them to fall in line.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 10:55:43 PM
No.149829993
>>149830144
>>149826780
Didn't this guy have a level 5 schizo-jew melty a couple months ago?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:05:22 PM
No.149830144
>>149829993
Anytime someone talks bad about israel or jews, he has a meltdown.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 11:32:33 PM
No.149830684
>>149831893
>>149829877
Schools don't want to comply if other schools don't have to, but they all want an agreed-upon, enforceable set of rules everyone has to follow.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:11:46 AM
No.149831670
>>149831685
uh guys, i think longhorn saar poster might actually be legit
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:13:01 AM
No.149831685
>>149831670
GOOD MORNING SIRS!
WE HOOK THEM IN DKR ROYAL STADIUM
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:34:04 AM
No.149831893
>>149832820
>>149830684
Problem is that different rules are more advantageous to some schools than they are to others. The bottom of the G6 would like for there to be no revenue sharing and no NIL while wealthy programs like Texas and Ohio State are happy to be able to buy players on the open market.
Having the NCAA, which has both the wealthy teams and the poverty schools as members, come up with rules that make everyone happy is nearly impossible. Someone is always going to feel slighted and then go crying to the courts. Ultimately Congress has to do something if the rule by courts is to end.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:26:56 AM
No.149832304
>>149832412
>>149838270
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:41:44 AM
No.149832412
>>149832304
Wouldn't have been a problem if they used Miracle Whip instead.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:09:43 AM
No.149832650
>>149852185
>>149826363
Because itโs actually a high IQ move. You are getting yourself publicity which directly leads to social media followers and advertising revenue. Most people still donโt fully understand just how clownish this clown world is. You will be financially rewarded for getting attention and it doesnโt matter if you are retarded. Especially for athletes. Chad ocho Cinco is the prototype for who you should emulate.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:14:54 AM
No.149832683
>>149832735
>>149833050
>>149826712
No car dealership has ever paid 10 million for someone to pose for a few billboard pictures. That should be simple to figure out.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:18:43 AM
No.149832700
>>149888157
>>149820574
The most impressive thing he did at WVU was he put the Wishbone in specifically for the 1969 Peach Bowl vs South Carolina and won ground pounding them in shitty weather
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:23:24 AM
No.149832735
>>149832683
Lol who the fuck are you to tell me I canโt pay jaquavious 10 million dollars for his name image and likeness? My lawyer will rape you if you try to block the deal. Coke back when you have the power of Congress behind you otherwise go fuck yourself
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:36:47 AM
No.149832818
>>149833490
it's happened again Buckeyebros....
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:37:06 AM
No.149832820
>>149831893
no one wants parity. except the lil schools. money is made by biggest fanbase teams making the 12 team playoff.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:20:20 AM
No.149833050
>>149832683
>judges set a person's market value
based retard
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:36:52 AM
No.149833490
>>149832818
Caring about krootin' in July is silly, anon. These kids will change their minds 3-4 more times between now and Dec or Feb.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:59:57 AM
No.149834541
>>149822547
The conference is moving its headquarters from Colorado Springs to Las Vegas. Probably doesn't mean anything but it's interesting since Colorado Springs is the home of Air Force and Vegas is of course the home of UNLV.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:15:54 AM
No.149834584
>>149834716
How do college coaches tame and maintain the RAGE that some players have? Keeping outbursts to a minimum, subduing violence, etc? Need this information as I'm moving up from high school wrestling coach to college.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:50:49 AM
No.149834716
>>149834584
Keeping bucks in line shouldn't be as much of an issue for a wrestling coach as it is for football coaches just because a lower percentage of your players are Tyrones.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 8:57:12 AM
No.149834733
>>149750196
>What happens if Texas Tech wins the Big 12?
They would need to win 14 more straight "2039" to pass Oklahoma for Big-12 Titles.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 10:35:36 AM
No.149835357
The SEC Shorts of the Midwest discusses the Pacific Numeric Conference. What do we think of it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFGz0XB33go
Broken Ohayล
!!mh0Pbh3UmVq
7/18/2025, 11:28:33 AM
No.149835782
>>149835824
>>149836361
>>149826340
It's true and it hurts so much. Fuck Mike Brown. It's only going to get even worse when his shitstain retard son takes over after he dies.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:33:36 AM
No.149835824
>>149836361
>>149835782
Your city has a Big XII team. Why not support them?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:17:14 PM
No.149836264
>>149836388
>>149841409
LOL
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:27:48 PM
No.149836361
>>149835782
The son isn't taking over, the daughter runs the day-to-day operations now. She's no better than her dad. There's a reason why the Bengals don't have a legit GM and have the lowest amount of scouts by a large margin compared to the league average.
>>149835824
UC is a below average football school. They have a few years every once in a while where they win 9+ games, but they're mostly a 4-7 win team. In the Big 12 they're overmatched. This is the same school that won 4 games in back-to-back seasons while in the American. Yeah, that's not a good sign.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:30:33 PM
No.149836388
>>149838229
>>149836264
I don't understand why these 2 schools that are 1200 miles apart have a rivalry.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:15:32 PM
No.149838229
>>149841036
>>149836388
It was one sided and not really even a rivalry to the fanbase. The administrators at UConn tried to create a rivalry out of thin air. UCF completely ignored it and UConn fans never seemed all the excited about it. When UCF won the game, they refused to take the trophy with them.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:20:05 PM
No.149838270
>>149832304
Matt Barrie in the Dukes Mayo Bowl is becoming a tradition
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:42:52 PM
No.149838543
>Belichick cucking anOSU out of croots
Lmao
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:43:19 PM
No.149838548
>>149780704
Notice how they stopped replying
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:34:21 PM
No.149841020
>>149841045
>thread gets back on topic
>Jew cries about it and tries to derail again
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:36:13 PM
No.149841036
>>149838229
>administrators
It was literally just UConnโs coach.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:37:24 PM
No.149841045
>>149841623
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:14:22 PM
No.149841409
>>149836264
someone post the postgame pic of the trophy left on the bench in the empty stadium
I recently found out there is American Football in Finland. So, who is the best college team that the Finland all-star team could beat?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:39:04 PM
No.149841623
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 9:33:19 PM
No.149843154
>>149844891
>>149845857
Why did the ACC and Big Ten kill this conference?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 11:53:31 PM
No.149844891
>>149845092
>>149843154
Who cares grampa. It's 2025.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:18:55 AM
No.149845092
>>149844891
dont be a nigger, the big east produced kino
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:30:43 AM
No.149845209
>>149845434
Anyone else find any funny recruit names yet in CF26? I'm recruiting John Rambo and Willie Ferrell. Best one I found last year was a 5* white CB named Morgan Freeman.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:53:46 AM
No.149845434
>>149845209
it'd be cool if you could get recruits with MGSV merc names
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:10:42 AM
No.149845575
>>149845648
You know I like my chicken fried
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:16:59 AM
No.149845648
>>149845575
cocaine on a Friday night
20 dollar bill rolled up real tight
and my nipple clamps onnnnnnnnnnnn
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:36:14 AM
No.149845854
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:36:32 AM
No.149845857
>>149845872
>>149841456
Some Division III team that's pay-for-play.
>>149843154
The Big East wasn't filled, it was cured of its football infection. Its bastard child, The American, is still better than most of the other G5s. The nuPAC will be better, and the Mountain West usually is now, but that will change after realignment.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:37:52 AM
No.149845872
>>149845857
wasn't filled = wasn't killed
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:40:48 AM
No.149845899
>>149845941
>>149841456
Please hold while I look up Finland football.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:44:18 AM
No.149845941
>>149845899
>>149841456
Upon review, the โbestโ college football team Finlandโs best could reliably beat 90% of the time is Baylor.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:10:15 AM
No.149846168
>>149846260
>>149754375
Remind me again why it's fair that Vanderbilt gets a spot in the SEC while bigger schools in better markets like JMU and Georgia State have to suffer in the Sun Belt?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:20:45 AM
No.149846260
>>149847099
>>149846168
Vanderbilt is a founding member of the SEC. Despite being an academic school that gets far less athletic funding, they still put their hands in the dirt against the top SEC teams. You don't have to cheer for Vanderbilt, but you will respect them. Now apologize to Vanderbilt.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:22:54 AM
No.149846273
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:36:10 AM
No.149846408
>>149846719
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:56:46 AM
No.149846638
>>149846719
>>149845932
>Fanbase
FSU
>Team
LSU
>>149846638
>>149846408
Not wrong. We somehow made our HCs buy out even bigger by letting him donate less money to the program than what it would take to fire him so we're now stuck with him and additional two years before we can even consider firing him at the minimum.
We hired a washed up gus malzhan and a literal who from Nebraska to run the defense. This is going to be so stupid of a season. To top it off our QB who is a booted broke ass transfer from fucking Boston college decided to run his mouth off against Alabama who opens our season in our busted ass incomplete renovated stadium.
Just kill me now
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:12:00 AM
No.149846790
>>149846883
>>149846719
As someone from Massachusetts who bought into that midgets hype I truly feel sorry for you.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:14:34 AM
No.149846805
>>149846719
Gus only focusing on having a good offense and not having to fuck with the 4,000 other things that come with being a coach will be a positive for FSU. jmo.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:23:18 AM
No.149846883
>>149846790
I seriously hate short QBs. Fuck. There should be a minimum height for QB to see over your God damn lineman. It's giving me Everett golson vibes but at least he didn't run his mouth IIRC. Highschool coaches should be gate keeping the sport from short people unless you're a RB
F U C K
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:45:26 AM
No.149847099
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:29:21 AM
No.149847634
Roll Tide
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:11:53 AM
No.149848091
>>149848169
>>149854283
>from long island
>college upstate NY
>work in boston for 6 years
>going to texas for grad school next summer
I'm part of /cfb/ now :)
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:17:50 AM
No.149848169
>>149848091
go back to india jeet
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:28:46 AM
No.149848274
>>149855344
>>149846719
>To top it off our QB who is a booted broke ass transfer from fucking Boston college decided to run his mouth off against Alabama who opens our season in our busted ass incomplete renovated stadium.
What happened to him at BC? O'Brien bench him or something?
SEC Pre-Season Media Poll
Rank (First Place Votes)
1 Texas (96)
2 Georgia (44)
3 Alabama (29)
4 LSU (20)
5 S Carolina (5)
6 Florida (2)
7 Ole Miss (1)
8 Texas A&M
9 Tennessee (1)
10 Oklahoma (3)
11 Auburn (1)
12 Missouri
13 Vanderbilt (2)
14 Arkansas
15 Kentucky
16 Miss State
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:39:17 AM
No.149848986
Ok, I get one person having fun giving Vandy a first place vote but two of them?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:47:59 AM
No.149849539
>>149848609
It's not going to be Texas. I don't know who it's going to be but it's not going to be Texas
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:20:24 AM
No.149849781
>>149849978
Beating out your rival over a recruit simply because your fan base paid him more is so soulless now. This sport has become so fucking gay.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:48:02 AM
No.149849978
>>149849781
Things were better when coaches gave recruits white girls to fuck.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:55:51 AM
No.149850026
For me, it's I Form and QB under center and huddling before every snap
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:49:43 AM
No.149850430
>>149848609
>Kentucky @ 15
Yeah, seems about right. Their schedule is also brutal this year.
Broken Ohayล
!!mh0Pbh3UmVq
7/19/2025, 10:31:01 AM
No.149850832
>>149848609
Bama has a better shot at winning the conference than Texas lol.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:36:16 AM
No.149851380
>>149851510
>>149852236
Biggest fall from grace? I don't count any of the Ivy League schools as they're FCS now.
For me, it's Minnesota because they haven't just fallen from being competitive in the national title race, they don't even put in much effort. They're like a girl who gets married and gains 100 lbs because she just doesn't try anymore.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 11:48:23 AM
No.149851510
>>149851754
>>149851380
Nebraska is worse. Their championships were more recent and they keep flaming out despite trying to be good. Failing because you just don't care anymore isn't as bad as caring a great deal and still failing.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:13:52 PM
No.149851754
>>149851510
They're a volleyball school now.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:58:57 PM
No.149852185
>>149832650
Deon and his boy have shown you can be retarded publicly and benefit
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:04:46 PM
No.149852236
>>149852262
>>149856384
>>149851380
National Championship titles for years when there were only two or three teams playing shouldn't really count. A better metric would be to add up the number of teams playing in the top division of each year a team won a title. Going that way would show that Alabama clearly is the best team by a large margin.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:07:20 PM
No.149852262
>>149852321
>>149852236
>1872
That was just rugby with more gore
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:12:04 PM
No.149852321
>>149852262
Doesn't stop Princeton from claiming a championship. People say we claim everything but our claims are far more valid that the junk schools like Yale and Princeton claim. Alabama should be acknowledged as the all time champion of college football.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:56:32 PM
No.149854283
>>149889521
>>149848091
My dear brother you are coming to Texas soon??? Very very good news. You are most welcome to great land of freedom and belt buckle.
Please I am telling you now only, no confusion you must support Texas Longhorn. No other team okay?? We are wearing the Burnt Orange with proudness. Big quarterback, he name is Arch Manning. He is like godchild of American football.
We can do one thing brother. We can break naan together and have chutneys and talk Longhorn game. After that, maybe we are doing small cruise to see bob and veegen show.
Yes yes, also I am seeing now Indian population in Austin is growing like anything! Everywhere you are going, one fellow is saying โbro try dosa hereโ and another is opening tech startup from apartment. Great success. Many gift cards.
Texas is big. People love this team like it is part of religion here. If you say you support Longhorn, they are smiling and giving you beer. Maybe hand out HB1?
Other day for my IT work I have to go College Station. This is enemy ground they are calling it home of Aggie. On the way back I stop at their big football stadium just for seeing. I ask where ticket gate is man show me and walks away. Brother I had spicy curry before. Belly was making war drum noises. What to do? I go behind gate and I shit on it. I am sorry to god but it felt like victory. Never trust the Aggie.
Your friend in Austin,
Chutneyprakash Vindaloo Subramanyam Patel-Bhattacharya Rao Singh Patel Patel
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:30:12 PM
No.149854781
>>149868178
>>149846719
>We hired a washed up gus malzhan
I don't think he's washed up. Firing him has had disastrous consequences for Auburn.
>and a literal who from Nebraska to run the defense.
He was a solid DC at Nebraska considering what he had to work with. I think it was a good hire, definitely a guy that's going to be able to take advantage of the speed you guy have.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:36:05 PM
No.149854903
>>149855801
>>149848609
>Texas wank
What causes this? Is it all Arch hype? Because the roster isn't as good as people make out. They're #5 or #6 in the nation in terms of blue chip ratio.
Historically, teams that have to reshuffle their entire OL don't go the distance.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:59:36 PM
No.149855344
>>149848274
he's not really a dual threat, got adjusted to by defenses, then couldn't adjust back. some people are blaming obriens offense which im sure carries some water but i think it's more simply the player isn't that talented
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:21:26 PM
No.149855801
>>149858653
>>149854903
The OL is new but old. They arenโt young bucks getting thrown in there. Neto is a senior getting his first start. Then you have Brandon baker who was a 5 star getting his first start. You have Trevor goosby who was thrown to the wolves against Georgia and did admirable barring one sack from mykel williams but letโs face it mykel Williams was doing that to everybody. DJ Campbell is an experience senior and former 5 star. The center I forgot his name but he actually has played a shitload of snaps. The OL will be significantly bigger/faster/stronger than last years. Whether they get confused and fuck up constantly remains to be seen. I think itโs reasonable to think Ohio state is going to fuck them up and probably Georgia too. But by the time playoffs arrive they might be clicking.
Texas has a championship tier defense on paper. The biggest concern there is the secondary but at the same time every single player there was a top 10 recruit at the position and the program has a strong history of developing DBs.
I think you will see the same shit as last year in terms of them having a dominant defense and an unreliable offense. That puts them in a position to win a lot of games and if arch is only a little better than hobbled whom sewers was they look like the team to beat
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:07:17 PM
No.149856384
>>149866769
>>149852236
Those are the only years that count in my opinion. How is it a โnationalโ champion if you donโt actually beat every team in the nation?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:43:41 PM
No.149856768
>>149845932
>Coach
Lane Kiffin
>Team
Penn State
>Fanbase
Texas A&M
>Media
Finebaum
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:06:27 PM
No.149858653
>>149892266
>>149855801
>Whether they get confused and fuck up constantly remains to be seen.
You understate this but it's arguably the most important part. This unit does not have the cohesion the last group had.
>The OL will be significantly bigger/faster/stronger than last years.
Didn't Texas run for like 300 yards against Clemson? You're highly underestimating how good the unit last season was.
>Texas has a championship tier defense on paper.
This is one I'm definitely not buying. You're basing this entirely on their portal additions working out for 2 consecutive years which the odds aren't good considering how dogshit the portal was this cycle.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:18:53 PM
No.149858962
>>149859367
>>149815517
>Then you're just bloating up players that played in eras with terrible talent.
Youโre just excusing teams and players who couldnโt dominate their opponents.
>By that definition, Michael Jordan isn't the GOAT, as someone like Wilt was far more dominate over his peers.
Wilt didnโt dominate at all. His ball hogging gave him an eye-popping stat sheet, but his teamโs offenses tended to be mediocre. It wasnโt until he played more team-oriented basketball that brought his stats back to earth that he won a championship, and his second MVP. Jordan was far more dominant.
>Anyone with a brain though understands that Jordan's competition was vastly superior to that of Wilt's
As stated above, Wilt didnโt even dominate his inferior competition, so obviously MJ was greater.
>So going by "dominance over peers" eliminates all those past a certain point in history when overall talent went up.
If that were true, the 1972 Dolphins, Babe Ruth, the 1971 Cornhuskers and probably even Pele would be disregarded today, but they arenโt. So this is wrong.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 9:36:20 PM
No.149859367
>>149894977
>>149858962
>Wilt didn't dominate at all
You're actually retarded or just a child that refuses to admit when they're wrong. Lets take his and Jordan's best scoring seasons.
>Wilt's PPG average was better than the next guy by 19 while Jordan's was only better by 8
>Wilt's total points was 1600 more than the next guy, Jordan's was 700
Sure the fuck seems like Wilt absolutely DOMINATED. You clearly just refuse to admit that your definition of Greatest is flawed. Sad that you still have the mindset of a child. I accept your concession that I'm right and you're wrong. Filtered. Now be a good child and reply more, I won't see it. I know you can't resist, you're already typing.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:45:00 PM
No.149861061
>>149864716
Someone give me info on South Carolina's QB and why he's being projected as #1 Overall in the draft if Arch doesn't declare
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 10:48:24 PM
No.149861154
>>149848609
>OU (3)
based
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:14:50 AM
No.149864304
>>149864635
>only 5 more Saturdays until CFB is back
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:27:47 AM
No.149864635
>>149864304
At least NFL starts in less than 2 weeks with the HoF game. I'll be glad to have football back. Plus I can't wait to see Shedur Sanders shit the bed epically against 3rd stringers in a preseason game.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:30:49 AM
No.149864716
>>149869869
>>149861061
Lanorris Sellers is extremely good and, along with a rare bevy of NFL draft picks on defense, was the catalyst for South Carolina being so good.
And this isn't like some fake Milroe or Bustin Fields hype where the guy is carried by elite talent. What Sellers did last season was the closest modern equivalent to what Cam Newton did at Auburn.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 12:32:50 AM
No.149864766
>>149865827
>>149866891
>>149848609
>Vanderbilt(2)
Based
>Auburn(1)
LMAO. What retard think Auburn's going to win the SEC?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:16:24 AM
No.149865711
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:22:08 AM
No.149865827
>>149864766
pavia memeing vandy to the cfp would be incredible
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:14:37 AM
No.149866769
>>149856384
>Five teams
>National champion only played one game
What weird branch of mathematics are you using to come up with them having beaten all four other teams while only having played one game?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:19:44 AM
No.149866891
>>149864766
Hugh Freeze has a reality distortion field but it only works on about 5% of people. Most see he's an alcoholic loser but that 5% the field works on are the most insane nut huggers you'll even encounter. The journalist who is predicting Auburn to finish first is sure he's going to be able to say "told you so, never doubt Brother Freeze" at the end of the season. Should be interesting to see what excuse they come up with when Pavia beats Freeze again and costs him his job.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:24:59 AM
No.149868178
>>149869525
>>149873252
>>149854781
Gus hit his ceiling at Auburn and couldn't handle all the responsibilities of being a head coach while also innovating the offense in response to changes in the game. That's part of the reason why most seasons he'd had two or three games where the team looked completely unprepared while against top opponents, they could look like a top five team. He has a good shot at being a quality OC at FSU but never again should be an FBS head coach.
As for Auburn, they simply fucked up the coaching search twice in a row, following the Tennessee blueprint on how you ruin a program for a decade with bad hiring. If Freeze gets fired and they are able to get Rhett Lashlee like is rumored to be their top target, they'll likely be at least back to Gus levels again. If they keep Freeze or have to go through another coaching search run by retards, the Gus days will continue to look good in comparison.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:23:35 AM
No.149869525
>>149873252
>>149868178
People memory of Malzahn's time at Auburn, especially those who aren't Auburn fans, is distorted by him beating Saban more frequently than other coaches. They don't remember the frequent losses to unranked teams in the middle of season or his terrible post-season record. They don't remember his inability to win conference road games. Zero wins in Tuscaloosa. Zero wins in Athens. Zero wins in Baton Rouge.
Husky Harsin and Huge Sleaze being bad coaches doesn't make Malzahn into a good head coach.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:37:24 AM
No.149869869
>>149870585
>>149864716
>What Sellers did last season was the closest modern equivalent to what Cam Newton did at Auburn.
This might be the dumbest fucking thing I have ever read on /cfb/
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:03:02 AM
No.149870585
>>149870766
>>149869869
It's not. Go watch what USC's offense looked like in 2023, pure dogshit. Sellers steps in and suddenly it looks alive.
Not quite on Cam's level, but a similar effect where you know it's the QB clearly elevating the players around him.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 5:10:24 AM
No.149870766
>>149874620
>>149870585
>Not quite on Cam's level
Thanks, you corrected your obvious stupid ass comment. Never compare in any way someone who completed less than 50% of his passes for 114 yards and escaped Old Dominion 23-19 (at home) to 2010 Cam Newton. Just absolutely silly, anon.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:39:09 AM
No.149873252
>>149868178
>>149869525
>forgetting auburns historical baseline of being absolute shit
>not understanding that is the reason people miss gus
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:29:23 AM
No.149874620
>>149878691
>>149878721
>>149870766
>being this passive aggressive
Lmao sit down barner no one gives a fuck
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:35:42 AM
No.149874758
>>149879144
Joey Swampwater is back!
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:13:08 AM
No.149875761
>>149875798
Coach Primate
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 9:17:29 AM
No.149875798
>>149875761
>why do they keep associating my kind with him?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 1:58:27 PM
No.149878170
>>149879002
Wonder if Polymarket ever does college coach employment predictions. I'm usually not a degenerate gambler but I'd like to put money on Deion not coaching Colorado in 2026.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:48:06 PM
No.149878691
>>149874620
South Carolina's fight song is Kernkraft 3000. Zero rings. Shut the fuck up you absolute loser.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 2:50:09 PM
No.149878721
>>149879305
>>149874620
>passive aggressive
not sure you understand what this word means. anon called you a dumb mother fucker to kick the whole thing off.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:15:38 PM
No.149879002
>>149878170
First two are retarded, his name alone will sell tickets & merchandise, so he's making the final roster. He'll eventually start a game late in the season when they're already out of the playoff. Again, it'll be just to sell tickets & merchandise. I expect him to get BTFO by 3rd & 4th stringers from Carolina in his first preseason game.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:17:11 PM
No.149879013
>>149879132
get rekt nignog
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:26:35 PM
No.149879110
>gamecock fans comparing that steve urkle looking ass nigga to cam newton
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:27:56 PM
No.149879125
>>149890414
drew allar
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:28:42 PM
No.149879132
>>149883716
>>149879013
What happened, he blew through his NFL money already and was looking for a pay day?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:29:53 PM
No.149879144
>>149874758
He just keeps getting more based
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 3:45:15 PM
No.149879305
>>149878721
The second, third, & fourth (frogpost) posts are highly passive aggressive.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:08:15 PM
No.149879560
>>149879758
>>149881783
powerful
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 4:21:48 PM
No.149879758
>>149879560
Manufactured controversy to bring attention to basketball as the public continues to lose interest.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:41:06 PM
No.149881783
>>149879560
>NO
>THE BANANAS ARE MINE
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:47:03 PM
No.149881869
>>149881903
>>149882490
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 6:50:44 PM
No.149881903
>>149881869
>prices all 500K and above
Not for much longer they aint. Also, seethe. SEC can get another buck, they're all expendable.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:29:33 PM
No.149882490
>>149881869
Seeing SEC bucks being killed should be worrisome for other conferences because OIe Miss is down a buck and just going to go get some other non-SEC buck to fill the void.
gator poster, faggie poster, uscfruit poster will they all return?
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 7:49:19 PM
No.149882815
>>149882672
Gatorfag and ass to mouth still post. One anime ass to mouth fag last posted from the hospital and died soon after probably. Lurk moar.
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:39:31 PM
No.149883716
>>149879132
never a bigger waste of talent than terrelle pryor
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:40:51 PM
No.149883736
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 8:59:47 PM
No.149883985
Too easy
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 10:33:30 PM
No.149885166
>>149887666
Why does a massively disproportionate amount of black college football players die compared to whites? Is it strictly economical factors?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:47:05 AM
No.149887666
>>149885166
cool it with the racism
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:46:34 AM
No.149888157
>>149888653
>>149889466
>>149781029
>>149781097
>>149781625
>>149820574
>>149832700
Funny how there's been 3 head coaches born in West Virginia in this lifetime who have won a total of 10 National Championships at 4 schools and none of them did anything of note at WVU
>>149759946
OSU won the 02 natty with mostly local players. Ohio is a big football state and theres little competition. Even without national recruiting, OSU would be a top-15 team every year.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:28:54 AM
No.149888530
>>149845774
I can save her
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:45:06 AM
No.149888653
>>149888157
Whitest state produces the highest quality coaches but few of the best players. Seems logical.
>>149845774
What's up with tiger hoodie girl at the bottom left? Did she come to the game straight from Arrakis.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:03:25 AM
No.149889306
>>149888245
The MAC was created to give the other Ohio schools a containment conference to prevent any of them from being competitive with Ohio State. Only Cincinnati has managed to escape the MAC prison.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:22:18 AM
No.149889466
>>149889645
>>149888157
WV is pretty famous for brain drain. I did a mission trip there and they taught us about it. Anyone smart leaves.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:26:52 AM
No.149889521
>>149854283
i enjoyed reading this
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:45:13 AM
No.149889645
>>149889861
>>149889466
>I did a mission trip there
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:51:03 AM
No.149889669
Hook โem
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:26:59 AM
No.149889861
>>149889645
Some people understand that it's better to help the people of their own country instead of jetting off the Africa to waste time on making the overpopulation problem there even worse.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:32:06 AM
No.149889892
>>149889873
The bottom of the Mountain West was pretty bad so taking most of their best teams and combining them with WOSU is going to make an ok conference. Texas State being a member is a bit weird but no weirder than what most of the other conferences have going on.
PAC After Dark will be a nice way to end the day.
Broken Ohayล
!!mh0Pbh3UmVq
7/21/2025, 8:10:25 AM
No.149890414
>>149891118
>>149879125
poo allar
If Allar gets Pedo State a natty then I'll eat a bowl of Cincy chilli. Without cheese.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:48:25 AM
No.149891118
>>149891201
>>149890414
I hate Ohio so much.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:02:10 AM
No.149891201
>>149891718
>>149892217
>>149891118
Good, I hope everyone stays the fuck out.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:49:22 PM
No.149891718
>>149891201
No one wants to go to Ohio but some unfortunately end up there.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:14:22 PM
No.149891841
>>149882672
i think all of us have posted here at one point or another during the offseason
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:17:02 PM
No.149892217
>>149892274
>>149891201
>gate keeping bad food, apocalyptic levels of fentanyl addiction, bad weather, lameness so powerful that zoomers in fact use the word โOhioโ as slang for lame
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:26:04 PM
No.149892266
>>149894252
>>149858653
I am betting the OL will get better as the season goes on and be good for the playoffs if they remain healthy enough.
>300 yards against clempus
Schematic and bad coaching on the part of clempus. They were like confused by outside zone somehow. In the next week Texas could not run the ball against the likes of ASU
Youโre not buying that Texas will have an elite defense? Lol okay bro. They have stars and NFL players at every level. Itโs not likely that all 5 DT transfers are busts.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:27:39 PM
No.149892274
>>149892422
>>149892217
Good, stay the fuck out then.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:47:22 PM
No.149892422
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:36:58 PM
No.149893470
>>149893561
Retzlaff to Tulane
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:50:10 PM
No.149893561
>>149893597
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:55:22 PM
No.149893597
>>149893561
What is it about that port city that makes tiny hats feel so at home there?
The AAC would like you to please stop referring to them as the AAC, as they have officially dropped the word "Athletic" from their name. Also, they have a new, completely pointless mascot.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:57:42 PM
No.149893613
>>149893607
where do they stand on "tank conference"?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:00:16 PM
No.149893634
>>149893607
>conference itself has a mascot
but why?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:02:27 PM
No.149893645
>>149893607
One main driver for the change was confusion between the AAC and ACC. We hope that this mascot clears everything up.
P.S. please don't confuse the new mascot with the American University Eagles.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:31:15 PM
No.149893848
>>149894206
/cfb/'s favorite comedy skit youtube channel is back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYoloKX9VRc
>>149893607
>they have officially dropped the word "Athletic" from their name.
Those truth in advertising laws are really starting to get strict.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:14:25 PM
No.149894206
>>149893848
Iโm guessing this is SEC Shorts. Other than one guy spamming theyโre not really popular here.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:14:40 PM
No.149894209
>>149888245
>02 natty
Yes, but there is no way their current coach does that.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:19:34 PM
No.149894252
>>149894975
>>149892266
>Clempus
Could be but it's not like Clempus has a dogshit DL, it was an extremely impressive rushing performance with what I consider average backs.
>Youโre not buying that Texas will have an elite defense? Lol okay bro. They have stars and NFL players at every level. Itโs not likely that all 5 DT transfers are busts.
It would be unprecedented if Texas nailed the portal on DL 2 years in a row. I think losing Barron & Mukaba is a big deal, too.
I'm not saying they're gonna be shit, but I think some of the hype needs to be checked a little.
That DL last year looked 2021 UGA-esque at times, it's very hard to replicate the balance of talent & synergy required for performance like that.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:26:04 PM
No.149894304
>>149889873
Addition of Texas State makes them #3 in my book. I used to fuck a girl who went there.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:30:16 PM
No.149894339
>>149895356
>>149889873
It's not the Pac-12 I grew up with but I'm happy the conference didn't just die to be honest. And I suppose there is always an outside chance that the California ACC teams come back.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:41:50 PM
No.149894408
>>149897228
>>149888245
SECfags love to bitch and whine about "their" recruits getting poached by out of region schools, yet it's OK when their schools sign players from outside of the South. Alabama's 2026 class has blue chip commitments from MD, IL, CA and NE. Georgia's class has blue chips from OH, MI and MD. A&M's class has blue chips from CA, OH, NJ and UT. They all get blue chips from NC and VA too, which are regional but not in the SEC's footprint.
>tldr "muh instate recruiting" is just EEC copium (this talking point didn't exist when Tua/Hawaii and Bowers/California and Burrow/Ohio were winning titles for SEC teams)
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:50:22 PM
No.149894975
>>149895676
>>149894252
Cole brevard is absolutely massive and insanely strong and has played a million snaps and is 24 years old or something. And this is his contract year for the NFL. Itโs not like the Texas coaching staff is buying a lottery ticket. The guy is not going to be bad.
Maraad Watson was coveted by Ohio state and Georgia. Freshman all American. He had one of his best games against Miami and the tape doesnโt lie. Dude is objectively a good athlete and still losing his baby fat and getting stronger.
Some of the other guys are more speculative. Travis Shaw could either be great or confirm my suspicions that he is charmin soft. Regardless I would say the DT room has a floor of โdecentโ. Also I could see Justus Terry playing as a freshman and being alright. Even if he is still a bit small, he can make up for it with twitch
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:50:43 PM
No.149894977
>>149859367
Your issue here is that thinking that one player having a high number of points is necessarily good for that team. It's not. It's the opposite in fact. If a team is heavily dependent on one player for their scores, it's probably a bad team. Pic related; there are no champions in this image. Jordan didn't win anything until Phil Jackson taught him to pass, and Wilt didn't win anything until Alex Hannum taught him the same thing.
It's obvious why when you think about it. Wilt scoring 50 points per game seems great, until you realize the league averaged 119 points per game that year. His team's offense only scored a couple of more points than second place, so Wilt hogging the ball wasnโt actually generating tons more offense, it was just making the Warriors dependent on him, and he usually choked in the biggest moments.
The players weren't fooled. Bill Russell was voted MVP in 1962 (this was awarded by the players at the time), just as he was in 1961 and 1963. Russell never cared much about stats, he just wanted to win. You can't win if you're not playing team basketball, and it took Wilt years to realize this. When he won his first championship, he only scored 24 points per game, but he was playing team ball.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:00:44 PM
No.149895046
Paul is live
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:33:10 PM
No.149895284
>>149896542
>>149898609
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:40:41 PM
No.149895356
>>149894339
>California teams in the Atlantic Coast Conference
im still not used to that lol
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:13:55 PM
No.149895676
>>149894975
It's more about the depth. Texas was 2-3 deep of capable starters across their front 4 last season.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:43:40 PM
No.149895995
>>149896627
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:43:20 PM
No.149896542
>>149895284
>Memphisโ proposal is described as a โno-riskโ concept, according to some in the Big 12, and it also sets a standard, perhaps, of expansion fees to enter a league. The school would: take zero distribution for the final five years of the leagueโs new television deal with ESPN and FOX; add the sponsorships in excess of $150 million over five years; and subject itself to expulsion after 2030-31 if Big 12 deems it is not adding value.
I understand the last part (namely no one is going to set precedent for kicking members out) but imagine if they had to expell itself back to the American lol
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:52:32 PM
No.149896627
>>149896644
>>149896780
>>149895995
>accused
Let me guess, no proof other than her word.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:54:44 PM
No.149896644
>>149896627
tl;dr:
>dating guy
>they fuck
>she tells somebody
>the only thing women hate more than men is another woman who has the attention of a man or men
>friend rats her out
>she says she got raped in order to not be disowned by her family and kicked out of BYU
>dude is like wtf not my problem I'm hot
>goes to Tulane, tells them what's what
>a'ight, welcome aboard
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:10:01 AM
No.149896780
>>149896627
if accused, then guilty
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:57:01 AM
No.149897228
>>149897443
>>149894408
No one bitches about this.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:18:01 AM
No.149897443
>>149897228
Big12fags pretending to be eecfags bitch about it.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:55:34 AM
No.149897821
>>149897872
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:00:18 AM
No.149897872
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:00:13 AM
No.149898420
As a Texas fan I love cock.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:25:50 AM
No.149898609
>>149898807
>>149895284
The bigger question is where Memphis got $200 mil
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:29:08 AM
No.149898654
>>149899024
Who is your early favorite to win KWABOTY?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:46:38 AM
No.149898807
>>149899472
>>149898609
FedEx, they're HQ'd in Memphis and have promised big donations if Memphis gets into a P4 conference
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:07:40 AM
No.149899024
>>149899036
>>149898654
Mememphis for trying to buy their way into the Big 12 and getting rejected.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:08:44 AM
No.149899036
>>149899306
>>149899024
Should honestly go to pac with that money
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:32:49 AM
No.149899306
>>149899472
>>149899036
Why not just wait it out and go ACC when they get raided.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:50:24 AM
No.149899472
>>149899619
>>149899621
>>149898807
Yes, the head of FedEx has been making that promise for decades. It started off with a promise to invest a hundred million if the SEC took them. Guess inflation has bumped it up to two hundred million while shrinkflation bumped the acceptable conference down to the Big 12.
Problem for Memphis is that this behavior shows the donors value the conference more than they value the program. The other G5 schools that make their way up into the Big 12 invested in their programs first, their boosters taking a risk on the program since there was no guarantee of membership. When Memphis boosters require membership first and then donate to the program, it sends a clear signal to conferences that not even Memphis's supporters have much faith in the program.
>>149899306
Probably mostly impatience though there might be fear that the ACC collapses completely/ends up merging with The American, which would mean Memphis would end up in the same place whatever they do.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:03:40 AM
No.149899619
>>149899472
If anything, the PAC merger with the MWC falling through and the PAC rising from the ashes to the point where people are actually still interested in the conference shows that the ACC leadership would be absolutely retarded to merge with any lesser conference. The American is/was not on par with the MWC.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:03:47 AM
No.149899621
>>149899472
It's not like Memphis isn't trying and they're just content to be complete garbage athletically. They have respectable football and basketball.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:07:55 AM
No.149899660