Thread 149750762

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my doggie doos won :)

why is there non-mrs-met tranime on the baseball general

doyers

PRRRRRRRRT

>>149750772
if not for the umps the giants would have won 235-0

Darvish you fucking IDIOT

>>149750772
you are a chicano

>Poodres
But seriously the Phillies can only sometimes score when another team fucks up, which is also pretty fucking bad.

ALTUVE

PRRT

why was yu darvish so hyped up when he first played in the bigs? hes shit.

>>149750648
Everyone knows he's a stud. They've moved on to the Miz.

My Jints :/

My guy Leo is back :)

awwwwww yea phillies smol bawl

Fox be like
>sometime you think because you used to be able to make that play, that you can still make that play, and it turns out you don’t make that play which then compounds i to something worse. but ultimately you would like to have made that play.

Pitcher shitting the bed?
Bottom of the order doing nothing?
Well then YOU yes YOU in san diego need to call trader Jerry now and ask about (world series winner) Mitch Garver!

Hopped up in the bed

Shot my ropes on

Meredith’s tits

In the mirror I jerk up

Yeaaaaaa

I’m getting horny

>>149750806
Nigga he’s almost 40 give him a break

>astros players are all ugly
>stadium is filled with gross swamp people

>Kekler batting .211
Really could've used Sosa right now Phills.

>>149750806
1700 IP. He'll be 39 in about a month. He's had a very good career.

>>149750709
>Is there a strategy to pitching?
Yes. I don't know a lot about it but there's stuff like:
>changing the batters eye level by pitching high then a breaking ball low to reduce the chances of the batter squaring it up
>throwing a heater then going off speed
>throwing pitches with similar initial shape that break in different directions
>throwing a strike 0-2 when the batter might be expecting something out of the zone
>throwing low sinkers to try and trigger double plays / ground outs / weak contact

Pitching is probably the most complicated part of the game. batters are briefed on what the pitchers likes to throw, so they really have to be an unpredictable as possible. I really only know the surface level stuff, but if you look into it there's a lot more to it than what I outlined

breaking a 7 game losing streak is like winning the WS for the doggie doos

Oh how many rotation's was in that splinker curve?

>be doyers
>go on SEVEN game losing streak
>still lead the division by 5 games

>>149750815
Just noticed that they put Kirk on there twice lol

What game should I be watching right now?

Why are all the players so fat? Isn't that a disadvantage if they need to run fast?

>>149750855
We actually did win the World Series dumb fuck.

Our Reds aren't that bad

>>149750896
sorry, I didn't know

kek poodres thought getting geriatric Darvish back was going to be a shot of adrenaline for the team

>>149750709
As >>149750854 pointed out: It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.

It wasn't a splinker it had to be a sweeper

>>149750815
two Kirks?

It was a slurper

>>149750895
Too fat would not bang.

>>149750840
Thomson austically platoons now. Sosa plays against lefty pitchers.

>>149750896
He didn’t know!

And like that the Padres tied it

>>149750912
we need more Kirks in this world

>>149750896
this was an attack

>>149750885
It’s 4 retard

>>149750943
erm

>>149750896
my bad

Maple syrup is a top 5 condiment

philthy kek

>>149750896
mercy rule for heaven's sake MERCY RULE!

>>149750905
He looks younger and fitter than Kershaw, why is he meh while Kershaw has had fine outings?

Philthie kek
Philthie kek
Philthie kek

oh my Philthies

It's pronounced Seer Up not Sir up retards

merrill :)

Based poopers

THE MIDWEST IS TOO POWERFUL EAST COASTAL YUPPIE FAGS AND WEST COASTIE BROWNS MUST KNEEL (southern belles you're alright, don't come to school tomorrow)

>>149750954
top 10 but honey is for sure top 5

Werrill! About time he starts to heat up, was worried about his sophomore slump he had. Wb cutie :3

>>149750954
It's better as an ingredient, similar to catsup.

>>149750896
please… no more

>>149750939
>this retard mongoloid vtumor july 5th life longer got to see his favorite team win the the world series more recently than any other fan base
pretty funny if you ask me

>>149750935
Based Radiochad

Miz is over here throwing pitches that hasn't been seen since the John Malarky days

>>149750939
Wasn't this the game where Stros gaped them 18-1

>>149751007
Has he thrown a 97 left to right slurper pitch? Didn't fink so

BABIP

>>149750966
they're both nearing the end but the non shiposting answer is Darvish is older, Kershaw has had a longer break from having to pitch, and the Dodgers take better care of their players than the poodres do.

>>149750980
The east coast and Midwest are the last places in America that still feel like America tho.

>>149750990
very kino of the fox guys to remind everyone of how bad it's been right before the dinger
now gib Sheets

>>149750896
I’ll be honest with you, that one’s on me.

>Annouces he refused to play in the All-Star Game
>Proceeds to turn into shit that will stick for the remainder of the season
kwab weezer moment.

the ASG is an exhibition match for children anyway so it's fine to let Miz pitch in it while he's still the next big thing before he breaks.

>>149751030
>dodgers take better care of their players (read pitchers) than the poodres do

>Annouces he refused to play in the All-Star Game
>Proceeds to turn into an algernonian baseball genius

kek this is the phillies pitcher they think should he in the ASG over the Miz?

>>149750980
it's true

I don't want to overreact but we are so back

>>149751021
I saw him throw a lurve in high school that had over a 200 whiff rate

>>149750973
What about surp instead of those?

>It was 2-0
>It was 2-0
>It was 2-0

Philthies kek!
>Philthies kek!
Philthies kek!
>Philthies kek!
Philthies kek!
>Philthies kek!
Philthies kek!
> Philthies kek!

>>149751084
base hit to give up the lead to a .175 hitter on cue

>>149751108
one syllable, very value efficient

do you guys do anything fun in /mlb/ for the ASG?
should i prep anything?

Lillies gonna be sellers this deadline rofl

>>149751132
Just take your PREP and you’ll be fine

>>149751132
it will be more active with more /nu/. just standby and chime in for whatever happens

I can never make up my mind whether Wheeler is a good or mid pitcher

>>149751132
Nobody gives a shit about the ASG

>>149751132
I drain my balls

>>149750762 (OP)
miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>149751132
no but if you're a degenerate gambler it's best to bet on the AL cuz the AL always wins for sum reason

>Red Sox are 2 games behind Yankees
Are we gonna make it Bostonbros

>>149751132
we eat a pickle for each homer hit during the derby
if you watch the game, your team is cursed for 5 years

>>149751132
/mlb/ meetup every year. gaylanta is hosting finally!!!

>>149751132
Only people who care about the ASG are retarded philly fans

I THINK THE YANKEES SUCK!

>>149751149
>giving up na RBI to martín Maldonado

Fluke fraud.

Julio rescinded his all star promotion? Based.

Why would Randy be a good replacement tho? Cédanne is better

>>149751171
Literally World Series bound.

27 rings you fucking heroin junkies

Ben Rice, Spencer Jones, Cam Shitler, Antony Volpe for Paul Skenes.

Who says no?

>>149751149
>>149751187
Well yeah, you'd have to be retarded to take it seriously as a competitive game but what about having fun?
Permission to have fun?

>>149750973
Carmel
Ca-Ra-Mel

>Goes another 1-5 on the road
Wildcard exit confirmed lol

Caught
Cowt
Not
Kot

>>149751229
Why do retards think skenes is going anywhere in the next 5 years

>>149751229
the team with the Skene

Wheelz

>>149751246
27. Count them.

>>149751218
>t. Gonna get swept by the Red Sox in the wildcard

>>149751229
Based retard

>>149751230
you're only allowed to have fun during the celebrity softball game, fun is banned during the asg and hrd

>nobody talking about the All star celebrity softball game
CC Sabathia just hit a 3 run home run

>>149751280
27 period sox

>>149751271
>>149751273
>>149751280
Out of respect for Skenes he needs to be traded. The MLB needs to step in. They can't let him waste away in that shithole

>>149751271
It's the Pirates, and Skenes' arbitration will likely be very, VERY costly. He probably gets traded in 2-3 years during his arbitration for a similar return the Nationals got for Soto

kek Harper was fucking full speed but didn't realize Tatis bobbled it

>>149751309
Skenes unironically wants to stay in pittsburgh he just wants their owner to actually try

>turn on the game and it’s 1-1 in the bottom of the 3rd
Thank you Framber for not being a shitter like Lance (yet)

>>149751306
You’re retarded. Kiss the 2018 ring whore

Bubbler > water fountain & drinking fountain

>>149751299
I checked that out briefly before i put the 'stros game on
never seen so many dreadlocks in one place before

Nice at bat inning there Philthies!

>>149751271
he'll be moved by the trade deadline before he becomes a FA. it's only a question of what year it happens.

leading by one run in the third inning is like winning the world series to poodrepacos lol

>>149751309
Pittsburgh is a nice city.

>>149751350
>>149751326
Shut the fuck up

>>149751333
I didn't even watch it because I hate fun so much

>>149751330
27

keep it calm

I love cock
go Astros

Doggie doos finally win one and I missed it! How did Ohtani do?

>>149751354
ahhhh, good ol' hack, now THAT was a ballplayer

>>149751371
Pitching great, batting ass

>>149751371
Only gave up one hit for three innings

>>149751370
What do you love about it?

is machado actually good

>>149751354
>dudes name is Hack

>>149751370
Braves* whoops lol

Hello

Are the Phillies frauds?

What’s “foolish baseball”, precious? What’s “foolish baseball”?

This DeGrom nigga good shiiieeet

>>149751393
And the Philthies brought life to them roflmao.

>>149751378
Yeah, I know that. I checked the box score. But how did he LOOK?

>>149751400
hi jays bro
here's hoping we get another rangers-jays playoff series

We the real kiss the rings bitch we coming for that ass in august

>>149751401
always have been

>>149751401
No, they're exactly what they are. Good pitching with average hitting.

>>149751381
Hi, Wincy!

>>149751409
Good. Struck a batter out from the side

>>149751401
Always were. If they were smart, they'd fire Thompson before the ASB. It worked for them few years back after when they canned Girardi.

>>149751403
Based non-ohtanisexual Swede

>>149751403
you should have seen him 2+ years ago before he started getting hurt

>>149751407
holy cope

>>149751370
Of course the ASStros fag is a massive faggot. Fuck off homo lol

>>149751427
Whats the score and this vs series record huh?

COMIN

FOR

THAT

ASS

AUGUST-OCTOBER

What do you think of someone whose last name is “Barves”? How would you treat a person with that last name?

it seems like a lot of the good guys won today

Hit em with a falseflag!

Give it to me straight /mlb/

What's the future prognosis for my team?

>>149751444
Before I answer, what ethnicity is the last name "Barves" from?

>>149751442
2 world series in 100 years. Pathetic

Adamantium

Falseflagger on ya azz whole

>>149751455
As long as we have this cheap poverty owner we aren't winning shit I'm afraid. We can't compete with king Cohen.

I feel like a team from the NL or AL bEast is going to win it all this year...

>>149751455
knocked out of the alcs by the tigers in 5 games.

>>149751479
I also think the doyers are repeating

>>149751455
Wildcard exit innit?

tiggers

>>149751488
The dodgers aren’t even in that conference tho

>irrelevant teams
Don't care
Tigods

>>149751479
yep, 1993 sequel

>>149751455
Ass raped in august by AAA rookies and Apple Watches bitch.

>>149751460
I don’t know why that should matter, but apparently from the U.K. including Scotland. I got a resume for someone with that last name and was wondering whether i should reject based solely on the team association.
https://www.ancestry.com/last-name-meaning/barves

>>149751478
Surely there must be a Jewish billionaire SOMEWHERE in New York who grew up supporting the Yankees and can save us?

>>149751503
square up fella

>>149751503
>getting HEEM’d by a joke team two straight games
Fraud detected

dodgers win and all is right in the world

fuck my ass

>>149751209
Randy has had a really good season and is the best left fielder for the M's since Ibanez.

>>149751519
the new gen of hebrews buy basketball teams

>>149751519
I dont know about Jew but there's a guy who will be looking for a new job in about 3 years who could make us great again

dont get too cocky jays friends

>>149751509
2000 Sequel, I’m afraid, with a twist ending.

>>149751518
>You've only scratched the surface of Barves family history

Coach Primete

>>149751503
>>149751521
Finally a fight I wanna see

>>149751554
And there it isn’t

>>149751546
Cute

>>149751518
>What is the average Barves lifespan?
>An unusually short lifespan might indicate that your Barves ancestors lived in harsh conditions.

>>149751518
Beware mah mukker, dae nae employ somebody fae th' famous barves clan 'n' expect tae nae git hurt!

anglels

>>149751564
Slopspie made the originals I just spliced em together

>>149751455
lose in 5 games to the Mets in the World Series

>>149751521
It's so odd how humanoid roos are

This Texas-Houston game is boring as fuck ngl

how much were tickets to the eries last year? Did anybody in the genny get to go?

>>149751571
I accept your concession. Enjoy what is at best a wildcard loss or outright losing enough to not even make the playoffs lol
>Philthies

>>149751521
ayo

>>149751590
soccer (cringe) or hockey (based) swedeanon?

‘noids dying out

>>149751579
how hard is going to be to get a seat at brewery x when they play the doyers next month?

>>149751590
that was your fault

YAINER BOMB

>>149751590
It’s a pitchers duel, what exactly were you expecting from degrom vs valdez?

>Sosa put in
>It's not Kepler that's pulled but Bohm
Thompson having his old man stroke again.

>>149751615
Probably really hard

>>149751634
deGrom is a washed up shitter.

>>149751639
how early should I get there

>>149751569
Thank you, Oz anon.

>>149751609
Both

>>149751634
Nigga I don't even fully understand how you score, the fuck do I know about DeGrom and Valdez

>Nigga I don't even fully understand how you score
and i thought i didn't know shit...

Cmon Frambo

>>149751652
It’s a weekday so it might not be too crazy
Try to go in from the back of the stadium too it might help

>>149751610
Just remembered I need some dominos

I'm at the jumbo shrimp game and there's one fan roasting the shit out of Kjerstad

>>149751680
Well what do you know about deGrom and Valdez

>>149751668
Oh you are a baseball newfag, understandable then. Both pitchers are top pitchers in the league so it’s more of a mental game than it is a “mass of hitting and runs” game.

You shouldn't say the n word if you are not black

city teamies :-(

>>149751558
you mean a kangaroo slaughter you wanna see

KKKKKKack KKKKKKheeler

>>149751717
‘noids kek

>>149751717
it's our word!

Grom

Why did the ‘Kees give Canó to the M’s

>>149751717
that word should have no power but there are people forcing it to continue having power

>>149751717
Can I still say nibba?

AA Binghamton

>>149751717
nigger

>>149751717
He’s right you know

>>149751754
samefag

Is Darvish still legit or are the Phillies that bad

>>149751713
jomboy hasn't done a video on them yet

I might not know how scoring works but I got a feeling this DeGrom nigga is shook now and will give up more homeruns

>>149751700
I've only been to angel stadium a few times but I recall an elevator in that back right field corner that spits you out right at the entrance to bx, I guess I just need to enter whatever gate is the quickest path to that elevator.

>>149751763
>>149751765
Kek nice

>>149751717
are you sure?

Miz looks like Degrom when he pitches

>>149751765
>>149751763
Wtf

>>149751769
Phillies are bad

>>149751763
>>149751765
I want the discord babbies to go and stay go

>>149751786
The one by the big A is probably the quickest so good luck

Why couldn’t they win in 2012?

>Jeter
>Canó
>A-Rod
>Tex
>Swish
>Brett Gardner
>Curtis Granderson
>CC
>Mo

>>149751798
lanklet goober that lucked out with athletic genes

>>149751798
Over under 499.5 Ks before this twink snaps his ankle???

>>149751798
If he had any integrity he would withdraw from the ASG

>>149751820
Dickless team

>>149751820
because they got swept by Detroit

>Be Philthies
>RISP

>>149751807
I swear to god I made that edit, and that was a coincidence. I’m not on discord.

>>149751844
>ASG
>zoomers
>integrity

PIMP DOWN
PIMP IN DISTRESS

>>149751814
thanks, halobro

>Guy on second with no outs
>Fail to score
Lillies baseball

>>149751844
Why? People want to see him over some weird nigga named Ranger.

HARP DADDY

>>149751888
Talons are getting their pussies fucked

Another quality at bat by the multi billon dollar Phillies players!

>>149751936
Walks aren't at bats, chud bigot

>>149751935
didn't mean to reply

Darvish is cooked man.

BITCHES LOVE SOSA

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Pooodres

PRRRRRRT

POOPDRES LMAO

Padres fans look like UPS drivers kek

>>149751959
Don't be a nerd. The only people that care about the difference between an AB and PA are virgin statnerd losers

>>149751807
I eat babby.

And this is why I wanted fucking Sosa in to be fucking gin with. Black boy knows how to hit balls unlike this multi million dollar non exciting white boys!

>poodrepacos
>getting too cocky
name a more iconic duo

>>149751984
What's wrong with being a UPS driver? You're probably a NEET or a taco vender.

>>149751985
Nah you retarded for this one

>>149751993
>doyerpacos
>getting poo on their cocky

ideal team Panama if Fedebeis got serious

>>149752010
I'm afraid they want to trade Sosa, he's such an amazing utility player

Schildt a dumnass

>Lohan is hot af now
When did that happen?

>>149752008
quiet you

>>149752008
worth the price of admission pushing the shit in on also rans

>>149752003
>calling others retarded when he's the one being a retard statnerd as if anyone cares
go jerk off to your favorite player's bbref page

>>149752041
sorry sir

>Phillies take the lead again
>Wheeler over 70 pitches in the 5th
Yeah gonna take a miracle for the Phillies to come out of this one

>>149752049
have sex chuddy

>>149752072
>>149752070
>no arguement
i win, fuck you and go phils

Chud bigot say wutttt???? Nah bro nahhhhh frfr cuhwazy

>>149751820
These niggas had Ichiro, Ibáñez, and Andy Petite too.

>>149751848
Prince Fielder, Scherzer, Verlander, and Miggy MINDFUCKED the Yankees huh? Also don’t Google Delmon Young’s arrest.

>>149752069
poodres are good at making miracles happen

what the fuck is wrong with the Padres

Chudspie in a tizzy

>>149752090
>>149752098
They hadn't faced the Philthies blowpen yet today

reckon catchers never get used to getting domed by a tipped fastball
no fun!

> lose 7 in a row
> still #1 in the standings
It feels good being a Los Doyers fan.

‘manity kek

why do catchers tolerate the umps leaning on them

Did I miss the on field interviews?? :(

phillies radio loves talking about how lazy the poodres are. In the last series, Andreson couldn't contain his contempt for Tatis, calling his efforts "disgusting". this time they've talked about how lazy Machado is on 2 separate occasions.

>>149752158
Ironic because the Phillies are just as bad in the lazy/nofucksgiven department. Surprised their radio crew doesn't shit on the likes of Stott, Kepler, and Marsh more.

>>149752158
Sounds like racism to me

>>149752166
It's pointless to shit on Marsh. It's already implied

>doyerpacos obsessing over the Chadres again
kek

I could suck a mean cock right now
Go Rangers!

>>149752166
armchair warriors expecting older players managing injuries to play all out is a tale as old as time.

>>149752166
Don't forget Casty and Turner.

How to seduce Lauren Shehadi bros? Help me figure this one out.

>>149752166
Fielding it's only Trea desu, and even he's gotten better. They're not lazy, they're undisciplined.

>>149752184
BASED

>>149752196
>armchair warriors expecting older players managing injuries to play all out is a tale as old as time.
Funny, because that's exactly what the radio guys are.

>>149752203
Isn't she gay? Try being a woman first

they rack ah disciprine

>>149752225
no… NO!!!

>>149752204
Maybe they should fire the current coaches and get real ones that have drill sergeant level discipline. Mean you could do better than the likes of a 70 year old castrated Canadian as your manager, and a exposed Kevin Long.

>>149752225
women aren't gay

>>149752252
>Kekler at bat lol

>>149752216
yeah, it's beyond hypocritical and just bizarre. no self-awareness whatsoever.

>>149752252
I'm actually fully on board now with firing Kevin Long. Either he's telling them to be absolute retards at bat, or he's not doing enough to tell them not to be.

jacob urmom

>>149752252
Every time Kepler/Marsh fucks up, I will not be punishing them! I will be punishing all of YOU! For what I see it, you all owe me one series win!

>>149752268
I am

I'm 23 and haven't played baseball in like 12 years. If I started batting training really hard for the next two years could I make it to MLB?

>>149752309
faggot

>>149752288
XD

>>149752320
I’m a girl

>>149752268
there's lots of gay women and we support them

>>149752288
no....NO!

I didn't realize the Shohei Kid was pitching today so I missed it. How did he do?

welcome back kid :)

>>149752314
It's not impossible. There's some guy on the Rangers i think who played independent ball before playing in MLB. And every once in a while you hear about some random guy who was playing in Mexico and got noticed and signed by an MLB team.
It's just very unlikely and you need to be really fucking good

>>149752333
>we
wasted trips homo

>>149752345
Best start so far. Still only 3 innings tho

nice 100th pitch wheeler you FAGGOT

Blackson Merrill is most definitely locked in.

>>149752374
plz understand, thomson is desperate to not go to the bullpen.

>>149752397
Bring in lil dicky

>>149752397
why?

>>149752369
Give it up for the gays and theys. We love them and support them.

>>149752394
word

DUBBIE BOMB

>>149752421
Worst pen for a team that's (for now) currently in the playoff push in the league.

Days gooo byyyyyyyy my oh my I’m goin home

>>149752430
>we
faggot

>>149752421
because it's terrible. orion is good though.

stros showing dem rags who runs texas

>>149752458
The Cowboys?

>>149752478
this is the mlb thread sweetie

>be philthies
>Risp

>>149752458
californians?

>>149752495
They still run texass retard

>>149752515
cope

Will Phillies capitalize here

Gonna laugh if Sosa gets another run for the Phillies. That or laugh harder if they intentionally walk him.

>>149752549
>>149752556
lol no

it HAS to be a directive to swing 1st pitch

>>149752034
She stopped the drugs, put on some weight and she looks healthy now.

>>149752617
I am what I am what I am what iam

>>149752619
she's a bitcoin billionaire

>>149752430
>threepepesfactsignpointing.png

>>149752638
Is she really? Good for her forgetting in on the ground floor i guess.

I could easily hit .250+ in the majors by simply choking up on the bat, making contact, going the other way or up the middle and hitting it where they ain't.

Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks

>>149752600
>pieceofshitniggaSTROS

lil Dicky on the hill!

>>149752663
Damn man I didn't realize she was hot again. Holy based LiLo.

>romANO
well gg padres

>>149752397
And now they know why Thompson kept Wheeler in for as long as he could

>>149752638
https://youtu.be/PMt7C3COiVM?si=sx35MZFO8tNlzFTf

>>149752665
pretty sure I could be a middle of the rotation starter by busting guys in on the inner half when they're leaning in and throwing soft junk outside when they're looking inside

>>149752740
FAGGets kek!!!

(Chorus)
Cause I know I'm a based kino wino pepe chad!!! (Pepe chad em)
Cause I know I'm a based kino wino pepe chad!!! (Pepe chad em)

>>149752729
Look up her old navy commercials

>>149752675
last one in my town closed during the covid lockdown :(

>Philthies
kek

>Bringing in Romano against Machado
>Padres retake the lead
Masterclass Philthie managing

>>149752675
my ace hardware is actually helpful as fuck with workers not in a hurry to walk from aisle 3 to aisle 25 to do nothing important

>>149752665
I could strike you out on three pitches

Thank god you ran that out Ward jesus fuck

Come on now Hader, put them Dallass boys away

wtf is his problem?

That's game. Gg sneks. Kikuchi will not be letting a single run through.

Why do the Rangers have no fans here despite winning a WS two years ago?

>>149752795
That’s not Jesus’s last name

>>149752770
Looks like I am going to have a coom to her for old times sake tonight. Thanks brodie.

>Lillies on pace of going 1-5 on the road again
lol

>>149752786
unironically miss mine a lot. cats and dogs around, you can bring your dog in, family run business that knew all the customers. now it's only home depot and lowes.

>>149752816
Rangers, Mavs, and Stars could all win rings and that bum ass city would still only care about Cowboys

>>149752848
Stars are normally decent pretty decent too

>>149752830
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>>149752875
is your team not playing right now or do you focus on the phillies more than your own team?

dogshit ump
you better be dogshit for the d-backs too

>>149752807
Pussy makes you lavish

But the Gussy…it gives you life

>>149752895
welcum to /mlb/ tourist

>>149752895
FAGGets kek!!!

>>149752895
My team won today and this is the only game being played on MLB network right now. Also, it’s fun to make fun of the Philadelphia team

>>149752895
Phillies are on national tv right now

>>149752919
ok just checking

Tie game in Houston

>>149752815
Sigh... looks like Manfred saw my post and made the call for the juiced balls....pathetic

>>149752895
No, and Philthie Kek

kek poostros

How much ass is too much ass?

>>149752938
Depends on how big you are

The ump is a massive faggot

>>149752938
As long as she’s got a thin waist there is no limit.

>>149752815
This dude fucking cursing us

hader choking hard

Caught my first in game foul ball :)

This ballpark is so fucking bad bros, still like being able to watch 7pm baseball though

Will this slurper go on indefinitely?

FAGstros kek!!!

>>149752983
Congrats, i've never caught shit in my life

>>149752800
Oh no no no

asstros assin' it up

>still letting springer live rent free in your head
shiggy diggy

>>149752983
did you legit have to make a catch or just end up with it

>>149753011
You caught AIDS lmao

>>149752983
based

Hader is trash

>>149753034
impossibile, i have never had sex

>be philthies
>RISP

>>149753013
Citifield is a good stadium

>>149753022
He was due for a spaghetti spilling. You can only go 25 straight saves for so long.

>be philthies player
>not score

KEK

shitifield more like

Vladdy is based for showing up the umps in 3 ball counts

Digits and Phillies still win it

>>149753033
Legit catch but not straight from the bat,

it was foul ball 1st base side kinda behind home plate, I stood up right away and it bounced off the upper deck luxury suite windows and it bounced right down to me

Bo's got a bum knee

>>149753092
Cope cuck

>estrada
dadspies...i dont feel so good...

>>149753105
pretty cool. I have a buddy that doesn't give a shit about sports but went to a hockey game on a date. ofc the puck that went over the glass ended up directly at his feet.

>>149753129
You got this. The Phillies fucking suck in the 9th when down.

>>149753149
>fucking suck in the 9th when down
What teams are good in the 9th for comeback wins?

>>149753156
The Mets unironically. Followed by the Giants

>>149753156
New dodgers fan here my bad!

is a circle change considered a lesser pitch than a regular changeup?

Combined 412 million dollar batters coming up to do nothing at the plate and the Phillies lose the game.

>>149753156
The Giants have the most walkoff wins in baseball and 25 comeback wins in general

I feel like the Mets get walked off a lot

>Trea
>pronounced "tray" instead of "tre-ah"

>>149753230
I feel like my cock would stretch out your ass

Oh hey we division leaders again!

Sit down big boy

>>149753230
They have 5 walk off losses. Idk who has more maybe if you're feeling inspired you cant check the other 29 teams

I want to congratulate the Mets on leading the division for the next couple days.

how is korn and blink 182 still headlining music festivals?

My aunt lives in Philly so they have a spot in muh heart

philthies KEK

Remember when the Phillies were a feared team?

And with that, the Padres and Giants are tied in the NL West.

>>149753273
stagnate culture

>Catcher's interference
Heiny noo...

>>149753273
Everything has already been done, there's nothing new anymore

>>149753217
I'll come on your back

/nu/

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>Goes 1-5 on the road
lol

>>149753102
Sorry Tails, no digits for you or the philthies