Thread 149752174

pre season is starting subedition

>testspile
https://www.kicker.de/vereine-freundschaftsspiele/spieltag

>/wundes/
>19.07. 21:00
Germany vs (1st from group D)

>>149752174 (OP)
GuMo

>>149754808
GuMo

>>149752174 (OP)
GuMo

FckHSV

>Der argentinische Journalist Marcos Duran bringt Exequiel Palacios mit einem Wechsel zu Atletico Madrid in Verbindung. Demnach haben die Rojiblancos ein Auge auf den Argentinier geworfen
B00bros...

GuMo. Heard yall were talking shit bout my club in the last thread.

Monkey thread. Shall not be commenting.

>>testspile
god what a mong

>DARTS on Sport1 instead of Doppelpass despite Club World Cup
I wonder what kind of people watch Darts on TV

>>149757544
Me

>Club World Cup
huh? what is that??

Is he coming back for real?

>>149757687
Yes, Kloppo will join Bayern very soon

>Nun versucht es der deutsche Rekordmeister offenbar auch mit Transfers für die Defensive. Hier ist nach Informationen der französischen "L'Equipe" Malo Gusto in den Fokus geraten. Der 22-jährige Franzose spielt seit Anfang 2023 beim FC Chelsea und ist mit den Blues aktuell noch bei der Klub-WM gefordert.
Next French talent for the Hühnchen

>>149757741
what is their offer?
his own flavor or Paulaner?
i think he wants to work in managment for Liverpool next

>>149757741
>>149757935
Klopp is washed up. He lost all his credibility in Germany when he sold his ass to Red Cuck Bull

>>149758073
Germany lost all credibility when they invited millions of rapefugees

>>149758120
How was your lunch Lazar Ibrahim Markovic?

>>149758321
I didn't have to listen to any minaret prayer, thank you

did Bild reporters sign some sort of contract to pull at least one new nonsensical name per day out of their asses?

>>149758120
True

Has Negerkusen signed any Ngugus today?

>>149758615
Yeah ur MOM lmao!!

How many today Wirtzbros?

>>149758615
Xhaka needs to go on strike
He already wasted half his career with the necherbande at Arsenal

>>149759593
one career ending injury

@Plettigoal
·
6m
Bayer 04 Leverkusen are pushing to sign Johan #Bakayoko, with more talks scheduled for today.

There is no full verbal agreement between Leverkusen and Bakayoko yet, but talks are progressing. As revealed, Leverkusen entered concrete talks for 22 y/o winger days ago.

>Nur Neuhaus trifft: Gladbachs U 23 geht gegen Werder-Reserve baden
Heh

>>149759593
he'll go into hiding for 90 minutes tho

>7,662 Millionen Menschen schalteten am Samstagabend ein, um unser Team im ZDF zu sehen. Das entspricht einem Marktanteil von 37,9 Prozent – und kürt die DFB-Frauen zum Quoten-Gewinner des Tages.
>inb4 who watches this shit

>>149758120
Is this common in normal conversations in europe?

>oh no i think it will rain
>it is already raining refugees

>have you seen helena
>maybe she has been kidnapped by a gang of refugees, idk

>what day is today?
>every day is refugee day here

>who is winning the mqtch?
>the refugees. And we are losing

>>149760161
No

>>149758120
t.

>>149760023
kek it's over even before it begun

>>149759941
They just can't stop signing Schokoboys

>>149759992
for me, it’s Hattrick hero Princewill M’Bock-Omorodion, the butcher of Borussia

>>149760609
einer für den Rolfes?

>>149760609
typical bremer

>>149759941
Why do we sign all these ngubus when we have Hofchad ready to redeem himself??

>>149760772
ynr when this Klimasünder took a heli from Hamburg to Bremen

>>149760859
>we

>>149761438
not what we hoped for

>>149761310
.>solche Spieler takes der Fritz with a kusshand

>>149760772
both >our first and second team are aryan af tho

>>149761976
least Aryan brewoman

>Robin Williams pre-game show
So nice to have proper football in the summer

>Sammer: "Der deutsche Fußball muss wieder lernen, Durchschnitt nicht als Weltklasse zu verkaufen"
My fucking man.
The talent circle jerk has gotten so bad sometimes it feels like watching Eredivisie

>>149765685
Woltemessisisters?

>>149765685
Those are direct shots fired at Nick Woltemade lmao
I wonder if Lothar is THAT pissed at Bayern for spreading the nonsense he's 100% aware of.

Söymansisters why are we Ösis so much better in tennis then you??

>>149765685
Sammer pissing off the scammers

>>149767021
Like Eberl?

(x) win the transfer window
( ) win the Schale
( ) win the Pokal

treble incumming

>>149765538
bro, he's been dead for 11 years now. let it go

9 men PSG

>>149769493
why are you this obsessed with him? is it because he's black?

>>149769820
Cold Palmer is based af

dieser Palmer wäre doch was für den Eberl

Bayern was robbed

tombros, is there a chance vs the french:innen or is it over?

Guys I missed this shit. What happened? I heard Enrique gets a lifelong ban for beating a Chelsea player?

>>149772589
Brazzo would have signed Joao Pedro already

>>149775288
So it was Donnaruma again?

>>149775593
blindski

drünk
sweaty
I drink the ice cold sparkling water

>>149773374
/wundes/ will deliver a Sommermärchen unlike Nagercuck's niggershaft and Team Woltebitch

>Franz Beckenbauer Supercup
Franz deserved better than this

>>149777559
jt in bundes

GuMo

the coffee and the music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6oMwXXU_z4&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

Question for those in Germany that got more info on the matter. Will Bayern be able to Convince ANYONE to sign on? Or is it Giga Over?

Leverkusen is winning this transfer window

>>149781713
Anyone that they approach now knows that he was their 7th choice, so I doubt anyone is really enthusiastic to sign with them. Which means they will have to overpay on wages, again.

>>149781870
dude forgot about Diaz joining Bayern for a 80m steal

>>149781870
Negerkusen certainly has the blackest window so far,

>>149781713
anyone knows what Bayern were willing to pay for Wirtz and the pharaonic salary he would have gotten too
it's going to take until the end of the transfer window until clubs and players lower their demands
Bayern won't budge and overpay

>Serge Gnabry turns 30 today
jesus christ it really is fucking over huh

>>149782758
Heh my boy Serschlingz

>Bakayoko to Leipzig instead of Bayer
Negerkusenbros…

>>149782888
Kloppo effect

>>149782888
does that mean Leverkusen will have to let the White man play?

>>149782758
30 is the new 25

>>149782944
Hoffraud? lmao no, that finished boomer will be sold asap

>Dortmund-Kapitän Emre Can
after all these years this is still hilarious. wtf was Tershit thinking

Bayer ist dabei den Kader komplett zu enteiern und jetzt werden die auch noch von den Dosen ausgestochen

Bayer just needs to sign Can as a Xhaka replacement

>Die Zeichen stehen auf Abschied: Bryan Zaragoza (23) wird den FC Bayern aller Voraussicht nach in diesem Sommer wieder verlassen. Geht er etwa zu Barça?
>Wie das spanische TV-Format „El Chiringuito“ berichtet, soll der FC Barcelona ein Auge auf den Flügelspieler geworfen haben. Demnach habe Barça bereits Kontakt zum Umfeld des Spaniers aufgenommen und Interesse an einem Transfer signalisiert.
>Nach BILD-Informationen soll der FC Barcelona Zaragoza und seine Situation tatsächlich schon seit einiger Zeit interessiert beobachten.
>Der 1,64 Meter kleine Edeltechniker kennt einen Großteil des Barça-Teams von der spanischen Nationalelf, ist einigen Spielern freundschaftlich verbunden. Dazu kommt, dass Zaragoza schon herausragende Leistungen gegen Barça gezeigt hat.
Why not give him another chance?

>>149784916
He's too small and doesn't speak a different language than Spanish.

>>149785580
there is no need to speak more than one language in the age of AI

>>149784916
>Why not give him another chance?
left foot, will never get past Olise, useless on every other position

>>149785746
Not sure you can live translate language during a football match. If you don't understand the coach he'll likely won't let you play.

>>149784916
he’s simply too much of a manlet

THE RACE for James McAtee is heating up with both Eintracht Frankfurt and Borussia Dortmund in contention for the young midfielders signature. James McAtee is in Frankfurt today meeting with club officials to weigh up the options for his future which include a move to the club, or potentially their rivals Borussia Dortmund. This is Anon reporting live from the scene. It's all kicking off here in Frankfurt, as local fans were reportedly stunned that global international superstar and sensation James McAtee, fresh from his stunning victory over Germany in the U21 competition, has sought to bestow his presence upon the lucky few who caught a glimpse of his god-like presence. Many girls were said to have fainted, their panties overflowing uncontrollably, from the news that "Macca" was in Germany to make himself available to the badly failing Bundesliga. Outside observers have predicted that should McAtee make his move to the Bundesliga he would instantly become the best player in that league overnight and would almost certainly be the X Factor that pushes his chosen club to the championship.

>>149786365
Too white for Frankfurt. He wouldn't even make it alive through the Bahnhofsviertel

>>149784916
>Barca
ah yes, here we go again, will they get him registered in time? will they pay the full sum in one payment or will they try to outjockey bayern into monthly payments?

>>149781870
WRONG

>signs the new Messi
>signs the 2nd best bestbundes attacker from last season
>steals Rambo Remberg from Brewomen
>signs the only non fraud Cuck Bull striker
>signs the best CB from the belgium league
>doesnt entertain the b00n zionist pig rumors

>>149787338
>steigs ab in the end

>>149787310
as the other anons said, he is worth 0 pesetas to Bayern

>>149787356
europa minimum la

>>149787203
why did they sign Johnny B then?

>Supporters of BorussiaDortmund are widely seen as politicised, but divided. During the late 1980s to early 2000s, Dortmund terraces included far‑right hooligan factions (notably the Borussenfront), and anti‑Semitic songs and racist chants were commonplace.[58] From the early 2000s, a more progressive ultra movement began to reclaim the Südtribüne, supported by fan projects promoting anti-racism and democracy.[58] Nonetheless, in 2012, the Borussenfront reappeared with increased activity. In 2013, two fan liaison officers were assaulted at a match in Donetsk, and in 2015, a documentary critical of right-wing extremism triggered threats and banners from hooligan factions.[59] A new group, 0231 RIOT, emerged, combining violent members of existing ultra groups and engaging in anti-Semitic chants, graffiti, and threats before disbanding in 2017.[60] Some of its members later joined a newer hooligan group called Northside.[59]
You guys never told me BvB were heckin based and chudpilled

>>149787816
>You guys never told me BvB were heckin based and chudpilled

They aren't. German football is 99% left-wing. Funnily enough this is probably some leftist moderator on Wikipedia that want's to overdramatize things. They are attracted to stuff they lack in their life. Like patriarchal structures or organized violence. Hence the fascination with hooligans or urban muslims

the myth is perpetuated by Schalke fans. like leftists love to whine about imaginary Baseballschlägerjahre
Gelsenkirchen is the AfD capital of the West btw

>>149787880
Why are so mad at Germany? Switzerland is only 5-10 years behind the curve and it will look exactly the same. France and the UK are 10 years ahead of us in terms of Islamisierung but I'm not proud of that as if it was some kind of achievement

>Gelsenkirchen is the Chud capital of the West btw
lol

yeah Swiss anon has been absolutely seething about bundes for days now
not quite sure where that came from

lol

>>149788280
yeah and about 85% didn't vote for them you retard

>>149788280
Even the turks in Duisburg vote AfD because they can no longer put up with the Zigeuner. Why would Gelsenkirchen be any different

>>149788387
that's already been debunked

>>149788365
>about 85%
you mean the 85% non white people

any /fa/ fags here? what is this style called like and why do I keep seen this everywhere more recently?

>>149788848
Likely some famous bitch on Insta wore it and now all the braindead femal zombies have to wear it too.

>likely
t. the eternal basement dweller

>>149788969
I personally blame Bundecky for this

>>149789429
>kleinwüchsige Menschen

>>149789429
>kleinwüchsige Menschen zu Unterhaltungszwecken gebucht
kek was it a porn shoot?

>Laut Fabrizio Romano hat Newcastle United nun nämlich ein offizielles Angebot für Etikite abgegeben. Damit sind die Magpies einen Schritt weiter als alle anderen Interessenten. Damit beginnen die Verhandlungen nun! Mehr als 70 Millionen Euro sollen es sein, inklusive Bonuszahlungen.
We're so back Kröschebros

>>149789663
He even hired a lot of horny girls... like a lot

>>149789429
Did they joust?

>>149789901
Etikett should stay for another season if only newcastle are interested desu

>>149790572
he'd score a lot more for Newcastle than fucking Isak

>>149788848
style is called hot af (if the girl in question is cute)

>>149790822
Isak has already proven himself in England, Etikett has only 1 good season to show for

>>149791025
the worst striker i ever saw play for Dortmund
worse than Emre Mor by a long way
Hugo already had a PSG pay big money for him. his talent is certified

>>149791215
>Hugo already had a PSG pay big money for him
bruh, PSG does this to the most random players

GuMo

>Derweil steht Offensivtalent Nestory Irankunda beim FC Bayern vor dem Absprung. Den 19 Jahre alten Australier zieht es nach Angaben von Transferexperte Fabrizio Romano und „Sky Italia“ zum FC Watford. Am Donnerstag soll sich Irankunda auf den Weg nach England machen, wo ein Vierjahresvertrag auf ihn warte.
Nestory, noooooo

>Nach Informationen der „Bild“ hat sich der Vorstand der Schwaben auf eine Summe festgelegt, die der Rekordmeister mindestens bieten müsste, um überhaupt Gespräche mit Stuttgart aufnehmen zu können. Erst ab einer Summe von 65 Millionen Euro sei man beim VfB bereit, darüber nachzudenken, sich mit den Münchnern an einen Tisch zu setzen.

Eberl bros the door is open

>>149788848
Typical Dilara Style

>>149789429
>Bereits im Vorfeld sorgte die Yamal-Fete für Aufregung. Wie das spanische Model Claudia Calvo gegenüber „TardeAR“ berichtete, hat sie die Einladung zur Party abgelehnt, weil sie zwölf weitere Frauen mitbringen sollte, die ausschließlich aufgrund ihrer Brustgröße und Haarfarbe ausgewählt wurden.

>>149796354
>>149796164
das triple ist in gefahr!

>>149796164
Nestroy?

>US-Präsident Donald Trump hat erklärt, dass er den originalen Pokal der Klub-WM im Oval Office behalten wird. Daher bekommt der neue Klub-Weltmeister Chelsea nur eine Kopie.

Fifa is such a joke

>>149797236
lmao

>>149789429
>Noooooo not the heckin- midgets

>>149782758
30 is the new 18

>>149783390
Its hust virtue signaling. This one was to appease the turkish fanbase

>>149797236
Damn one attraction more for trump tower
trump bros can‘t stop winning

>>149797628
what Turkish fanbase? whenever I go to the Olympiastadion to watch Hertha I see pretty much zero non-whites. surely it’s not much different in Dortmund

>Der FC Bayern hat für Liverpool-Profi Luis Diaz ein konkretes Angebot in Höhe von 67,5 Mio. Euro abgegeben.
>Wie der englische Journalist David Ornstein bei "The Athletic" berichtet, wurde die Offerte von Seiten der Reds allerdings umgehend abgelehnt. Angeblich liegt die Forderung für den kolumbianischen Flügelstürmer bei 100 Mio. Euro. Ohnehin möchte man Diaz eigentlich gar nicht verkaufen, heisst es von Seiten des Vereins.
Pay up Hühnchen

>>149798111
It would be such a cuck move to pay Liverpool 80m (that gentlemen's agreement) for this 28 year old, barely above average winger with no resale value to finance Liverpool's Wirtz transfer

>>149798205
also flies in the face of common wisdom that colombian players cannot handle the Munich weather

>>149797236
I love Trump so much

>BVB und Stuttgart an Chelsea-Stürmer Armando Broja interessiert
Wh0 does Buttgart need a new striker?

>>149799510
El Bilal replacement

>>149799510
https://www.transfermarkt.de/armando-broja/leistungsdaten/spieler/571743/plus/0?saison=2024
stinkt nach scheiße

>Andrija Maksimovic von Roter Stern zieht es laut ‚kurir.rs‘ zu den Sachsen. Das serbische Boulevardblatt berichtet von einer vollständigen Einigung zwischen den Vereinen. Für das 18-jährige Supertalent sollen 14 Millionen Euro Ablöse fließen.
Kloppo keeps cooking

>>149799914
Sounds more like another Cuck Bull flop

>>149799914
the next Marko Grujic
Milos Jojic's spiritual successor

>>149800341
Chad Behrens, forever a bundes legend

>>149800362
Meds

>>149800381
t. schwule scheiße

>>149800370
tugas can't bundesliga

>>149800362
a fellow based Bremen chad yes but sadly a shit striker

Des san meine Buam

>>149800370
inb4 Inter's final 10+5m bonus offer

>>149800939
JT SEND NEW INVITE LINK

>>149800341
Benvenuto

>>149800939
/bundes/ won't recover from me winning the double + world cup this season

Doan to Eintracht happening
Eberl is still at brunch while clubs 2-6 got at least one of their Wunschspieler
>Unter anderem Trainer Dino Toppmöller gilt als riesiger Doan-Fan. Sieht in ihm einen echten Unterschiedsspieler. Jetzt gab der Wunsch-Spieler – trotz Offerten aus England und Italien – grundsätzlich grünes Licht.

So who/where do German teams find their next upcoming talents now that it's basically become a feeding ground for The Premier League?

>>149801908
second bundes

>>149797724
Turks go crazy after all their players that play in top leagues, doesn‘t matter how retarded they are They also loved Sahin

>>149801976
DUDE

gastarbeiter raus

>>149801908
Eredivisie plus French leagues as they did during the last 10 years

woran hat es jelegen?

>>149802286
Haben die Liga kaputt gekauft

>>149802286
>bundes laughed at me when I said b00n are a 2nd rate team 2 months ago

>>149802286
Bayern only wants to pay pre inflation prices.

>>149802111
The old Gastarbeiter are no longer a problem but their sons or grandsons usually don't work, not legally anyway, and almost every "german" Intensivtäter (literally the most violent thugs) is a turk. There are thousands of them that terrorize entire smaller cities

>>149802286
oil money ruined football

>>149802346
just a temporary measure they said

>>149802346
>There are thousands of them that terrorize entire smaller cities
touch grass, none of this is happening

149802305
will never stop laughing at you for being a pathetic HIV mong and anime faggot

oof I wanted to roll with my boy Riechad but just read the news he wants to leave paderbundes
Sad!

>based Werder out of nowhere
>Riechad
another couple of grim posts by the resident HIV mong

>>149802286
well, did they even came into official negotiations with at least one of them? looks like so far the reason is that Eberl hasn't accepted his role as a paypig yet.

GuMo

GuMo

149807982
>seething about based me at 5am
keke topp

>Wie der spanische Journalist Eduardo Burgos berichtet, sind die Bayern bereit, für Rodrygo stolze 100 Millionen Euro auf den Tisch zu legen.

Eberl on suicide watch

>>149802346
>There are thousands of them that terrorize entire smaller cities
this, Ossis RAUS RAUS RAUS aus unserem Land

>>149808690
So for the next 3 years Barca are paying him 22 million per season to get ripped and not play football now. Another masterclass!

>Eintracht Frankfurt ist sehr an Cole Campbell interessiert. Während Borussia Dortmund den Spieler gerne ins Ausland ausleihen würde, würde der Verein im Falle eines Bundesligatransfers auf einen Verkauf bestehen und eine Ablöse von weit über 5 Millionen Euro verlangen.

Another talent that will get a Star in Frankfurt. What is BVB doing??

>Diomande besaß ursprünglich noch einen Vertrag bis 2027 bei Leganés, in dem dem Vernehmen nach eine Ausstiegsklausel über 20 Millionen Euro eingebaut war. Diese zog RB Leipzig

New Nog just dropped

>20 Mio. for a random ngubu with ten appearances in the Spanish league
wew

>>149808831
> Der Name wurde beim Rekordmeister bislang nicht diskutiert, ist aktuell kein Thema.
fake news, as per usual

>>149808831
funny how 100 million is suddenly the default price for all players

>>149808831
>Rodrygo
no way that pajeet-looking motherfucker is actually brazilian

>Nestory Irankunda steht unmittelbar vor einem Wechsel vom FC Bayern zum FC Watford. Im Zuge seines Abschieds aus München legte der 19-jährige Rechtsaußen aus Australien fehlende Kommunikation offen.

Why does this Aborigine believe he's entitled to anything? If he had skills he would play in the first team but he's obviously not good enough to make it.

Factos: We can pay 100m. But we won't

>Wie „Sky Italia“ berichtet, soll sich Juventus Turin überraschenderweise gegen eine Verpflichtung des Engländers entschieden haben. Die „Alte Dame“ galt bis zuletzt als wahrscheinlichster Abnehmer für den Flügelspieler.
>Um Sancho loszuwerden, ist United dem Vernehmen nach sogar zu drastischen Maßnahmen bereit. Die Engländer boten den Offensiv-Star zuletzt sogar zu einem echten Ramsch-Preis an, wollten nur noch 17,5 Millionen Euro für ihn haben.
>Jetzt springt Juventus offenbar dennoch ab. Nach der Absage von Napoli der nächste Dämpfer! Auch Chelsea zahlte lieber eine Vertragsstrafe, als den zuletzt ausgeliehenen Sancho fest verpflichten zu müssen.
Kehlibros, we got to act NOW

>>149810658
>Bleiben Angebote aus, wollen die BVB-Bosse um Sportgeschäftsführer Lars Ricken und Sportdirektor Sebastian Kehl auf einen Sturm-Transfer verzichten und stattdessen auf Haller als Back-up für Königsknipser Serhou Guirassy setzen.
>Haller soll sich derzeit auf einem sehr guten Fitness-Level befinden, während der Klub-WM in den USA weiter hart an sich gearbeitet haben. Vor allem: Kovač soll sich tatsächlich zutrauen, Haller wieder in Form zu bringen. Er hat von ihm weiterhin eine ganz hohe Meinung.
>Unter ihm schaffte Haller schon einmal die Karriere-Zündung: In seiner ersten Bundesliga-Saison wurde er unter Kovac zum Titel-Stürmer, beide gewannen in Frankfurt gemeinsam den Pokal.
>Später bildete der Ivorer gemeinsam mit Luka Jović und Ante Rebic die legendäre Frankfurter „Büffelherde“, sorgte in der Euro League für Furore.
Another Wunschspieler

1stmal 1 döni reingedreht

>>149810420
I blame racism

>>149808690
>>149809368
Like Tim Wiese in Hoffenheim

>>149810420
the fuck is that nose?

>>149810696
Jovic is currently without a club as well, while they are at it

>>149811042
Aborigine since he is Australian

>>149811340
WRONG AGAIN CHUD
>born in Tansania

>>149811144
And Rebić is at Lecce

>>149810696
Beier striker number three or where is he going?

>>149811894
Beier starts in a Doppelspitze with Guirassy

barca is a fucking disgrace

ngl MAtS sounds a bit schizo with his media campaing allegations
Barca can't tell journos what to write or what rumors to latch onto

https://www.youtube.com/live/A1s1WW_JACw
starts in 45 minutes, Hollerchad is starting

my boy Hollerchad looks sharp af
the #MissionWM26 is truely on

HOLLERCHAD

HOLLERGOD

so good

HOLLERCHAD X2

holy shit what a goal

based Hollerchud is converting the phaggots

>Hiobsbotschaft für Werder: Weiser erleidet Kreuzbandverletzung
kwab & verdient

H O L L E R H A T T Y

hattybach (lupenrein)

>>149814029
>>149814027
>t. blindski

>>149814005
im berliner plattenbau krachts grad

>>149814056
deine ma nach hause gekommen?

hollerchad off
tv off
time for wundes

>Yan Couto wusste seit seiner Ankunft beim BVB kaum zu überzeugen. Womöglich könnten sich die Wege bald trennen, denn der Brasilianer fühlt sich in Deutschland nicht sonderlich wohl.
Every time

>>149814269
How long did they ban him for that?

>>149814381
>Brasilianer fühlt sich in Deutschland nicht sonderlich wohl.
this is why Bayern won't sign Rodrygo

>>149814565
is that the Ausrede, Max?

>>149814610
no, it's because he looks like a pajeet

>Der FC Bayern hat einen neuen Anlauf in den Transferbemühungen um Nick Woltemade genommen und erneut eine Anfuhr erhalten. Wie „Sky“ und „Bild“ übereinstimmend berichten, ging am Dienstagabend ein Angebot der Münchener beim VfB Stuttgart ein und wurde schon am Mittwochvormittag abgelehnt.

>Die Offerte soll bei 50 Millionen Euro gelegen haben, weitere 5 Millionen Euro an Boni und eine Weiterverkaufsbeteiligung wären ebenfalls Teil des Deals gewesen. Weiterhin sei der VfB allerdings in seinen Forderungen konsequent und bestehe auf 65 Mio. Euro

Oh nonononooooooooooo

>>149814949
>Die vom VfB gebotene Gehaltserhöhung von 1,5 auf lediglich 2,4 Mio. stehe in keinem Verhältnis zu den 80 Mio. Euro Ablöse, die Stuttgart haben will.

So they want 80 million fir a player which they only pay 2.4 million per year? That makes no sense. They either have to pay 10+ million or sell him for less than 50 million.

>>149815091
>That makes no sense.
No shit lmao

>>149815091
and who are you to tell them what to do >????

>>149814005
>Auf Jonas Hofmann, gib dir nen Ruck. Das wird nichts mehr mit Stamm in Leverkusen. Wanner noch leihen für die 10, dann sieht das wieder ordentlich aus.

>>149815145
What happens if Woltemade just tells them that he's not going to play anymore?

>>149815263
then Woltebitch can kiss the WM goodbye

>>149815263
the price goes up

>>149815316
>>149815316

>>149815479
here the club intentionally made a Nulpe go on strike to make him seem desireable to the sucker club
the portugese double bluff

>>149815479
why does he wear the mask?

>>149815479
>pic
Bayern should look into Havertz again

leipzig und bayer machen wettbieten um die negers

>>149815878
Hope Negerkusen and Hoffenheim steigen ab

>>149815878
Buyern too, Eberl got rejected by 4 Negers the last weeks

How come that only black players are being sold/bought these days?

I thought the big replacement theory was just a myth

>Ein Schnappschuss, der seit wenigen Tagen in den sozialen Medien kursiert, sorgt für Unruhe bei Zweitligaaufsteiger Dynamo Dresden.
>Zu sehen sind drei hochrangige Vereins-Funktionäre und ein Mitglied des sächsischen Landesverbandes der Alternativen für Deutschland (AfD).

>>149816343
>sorgt für Unruhe
They always have difficulty to conceal their wishful thinking

>Als Anlass der Zusammenkunft nennt der Verfasser die Feier anlässlich des 60. Geburtstag von Aufsichtsrat Blümel. Eine augenscheinlich private Veranstaltung, die aufgrund der öffentlichkeitswirksamen Ämter aller Beteiligten nur schwerlich als solche gewertet werden kann. Erst recht nicht, nachdem das gemeinsame Party-Foto veröffentlich wurde.

Wow looks like they had a lot of fun at the party.

>>149816240
Football is turning into the NBA, unironically. Get ready for 75% Neger teams

They tried the same smear campaign with based Harald

>Wie der Bundesligist offiziell mitteilte, hat der Flügelstürmer der PSV Eindhoven seinen Vertrag in Leipzig unterschrieben und soll dazu beitragen, dass die Roten Bullen nach einer enttäuschenden Saison in die Erfolgsspur zurückkehren. Laut Sky soll der Transfer RB gerade einmal 18 Millionen Euro kosten, vier Millionen könnten als Bonuszahlungen hinzukommen
Rolfesbros...

GuMo

GuMo. Now that Dynamo is second Bundes we need a funny name for them. Anyone feeling creative?

>FC Bayern und EA SPORTS starten Partnerschaft: Musiala auf dem Cover
Katoffelbros

>>149820365
GuMo

>>149820564
He is already out cover boy

>>149821518
Fucks sake lmao

>Die Zahl der geborenen Kinder in Deutschland sinkt weiter. Unter Frauen mit deutscher Staatsangehörigkeit ist die Lust am Mutterwerden besonders niedrig.

Equality was a Mistake

>>149821266
Gladbach is going to be the midest team to ever mid

>>149821518
Pep is Barca's bestest ally

>>149822017
Just publicly shame single bitches above 25.

lmao you fucking incels are so incredibly pathetic holy shit

>>149822339
Tits or gtfo.

>>149822017
that is bad as it is, but importing millions of third worlders just makes this so much worse

>>149822023
they're my no1 absteiger next to bremen

>bremen
huh? >we are playing um Europa again this season

Is Ekitike any good lads? There's a Frenchie I follow on twitter who's been tweting that hes brilliant for months, my friend who watches bundes only thinks hes OK

>>149823717
Is he a good footballer? Yes, he is very good.
Is he worth €100m+? lol no.

>>149823717
excellent choice

>>149823740
/epl/ is saying 60m idk I haven't seen a price mentioned yet

>>149823717
yeah he’s quite good but still rough around the edges

>>149823770
>/epl/ is saying 60m
yeah I highly doubt that is happening, pound or euro.

>>149823770
Woltemade is 80-100 rn
Ekitike should cost about the same. Both on a long contract

>>149823376
n0er look at your auftakt, you haven't made any transfers so far, some of your best players like Stage, Weiser and Ducksch are all injured lol
Schmid's future is also uncertain


cuck steffen first entlassung

>>149824053
https://www.ligainsider.de/mobile/justin-njinmah_27480/sv-werder-bremen-justin-njinmah-bricht-training-angeschlagen-ab-381241/
garnicht mitbekommen this lol

ei ei ei

>>149824053
>muh tough Auftakt
so what? Steffen is based and can get the most out of the squad. Duckschi and Weiser are not irreplaceable either

>thinking starting the season with 6 losses in a row doesnt impact the team moral
kwab

What's the liklihood of Ekitike flopping like other SGE forwards who were sold?

>„Mir ist das abschließende Telefonat mit Uli Hoeneß deshalb sehr schwergefallen“, betonte Wirtz Senior. Die Bayern-Aufsichtsratsmitglieder Hoeneß und Karl-Heinz Rummenigge hätten sich demnach „unglaublich“ bemüht. Zudem habe Hoeneß nach dem Kreuzbandriss seines Sohnes im Jahr 2022 „völlig uneigennützig“ einen schnellen OP-Termin in Innsbruck besorgt

Sure sure Uli the Samaritan

>>149823898
if woltebitch is 80m then Etikett is atleast double that

>>149824177
Werder has done well against tough opponents in recent times. I predict at least ten points out of those first six matches

>>149824211
Zero, he carried me to second place in the /bundes/ fantasy football league last season

>>149824281
well done anon, you triggered my autism
i hope youre proud

Man sollte alle Zoomer an der Front verheizen, damit Boomern keiner mehr die Rente bezahlt

>>149824234
>einen schnellen OP-Termin in Innsbruck besorgt
so corruption? i thought we were all equal, sisters

149824550
>ynr when you predicted cuckmund would win the schale
lmao

also weren’t you seething about us based Bremen chads signing “Chad Steffen” a few weeks ago. how come you’re now calling him cuck you little mongo man?

i will not comment on that

you just did, weirdo

I’m just glad that the existence of us based Bremen chads makes you seethe this hard

^nice false flag by (You) chuddy

why is nothing happening where are the big money transfers shit's boring rn

>>149826071
wo sind die bauern?

Es ist was anderes ob Leverkusen,.. Leipzig oder eben der FC Bayern anfragt..
Da werden bei Bayern gleich mal 20-30 on top gepackt weil die Verkäufervereine genau wissen das die Bauern Kohle haben. Es ist anders wie noch vor vielleicht 10 oder 15 Jahren.

>>149826150
Noch bei deiner Mutter

>>149826071
who?

>>149826528
It has nothing to do with that, the 25-30m extra are due because the clubs know that someone in the Premier League or the Saudi Arab League will pay it so there's no reason to lower the price for Bayern.
München is the only club in Europe who sells their players way under value (or not at all because they would rather leech wages they don't deserve and Bayern management is too "nice" to tell them to fuck off already)

>>149827208
if Denmark still posted here she could tell us about Suzuki
10m for a Superligæn talent is steep and he is not part of the samurai blue

>Hans-Joachim Wirtz gibt ausgerechnet dem linksradikalen Hetzblatt SPIEGEL ein Exclusiv-Interview
grotesk

fünf halbe and some grey goose vodka while listening to The Natural Bridge oh yes yes

>Extremsportler Felix Baumgartner stirbt bei Paragliding-Unfall
bros ... i thought he was done with stunts ...
had a lot of Respekt for him after he quit

>>149828228
Don Penner is going into the season with 0 strikers

>Wie Transferexperte Fabrizio Romano berichtet, hat Shakhtar Donetsk ein erstes Angebot von RB Leipzig für Marlon Gomes abgelehnt. Die Bullen bleiben jedoch hartnäckig. Laut Sky sollen sich Leipzig und der 21-jährige Brasilianer bereits auf einen Wechsel verständigt haben. Die Gespräche mit Shakhtar laufen – ein Durchbruch gilt als möglich
Ole mit Kohle

bvlls with based ole might unironically be title contenders next season desu

yeah 5 halbe were abit too much for you

Almuth is pregnant again

okay with the sixth halbe almost gone I’ll say that they probably aren’t title contenders but top four should definitely be doable and maybe I’ll also have some Doppelkorn but that’s not related to footy so idk

>>149829179
>top four should definitely be doable
That's every season

>>149828228
Nobody gives a shit except for turk roaches

>>149829179
yeah and I think bayern won't get relegated this year

>>149827272
>Bayern management is too "nice" to tell them to fuck off already
are you so stupid to believe it? hühnchen can't vergraulen their sportsman, i mean influencers because of the backlash it would cause in socialmedia it's why kotretzka got a maulkorb last season for being too good friends with german msm

>>149823717
hes worse then marmoush and marmoush is mid

>>149829013
thank god we need more mentaly retarded people in this country

if this is mid then I'm okay with it

GuMo

>>149834266
GuMo

>Borussia Dortmund hat bei der Suche nach Verstärkung für die offensive Außenbahn offenbar ein Auge auf das englische Top-Talent Mikey Moore von Tottenham Hotspur geworfen

Yes get the Tottenham looser mentality too

>>149834836
Europa League winner lad

>>149834875
just like our uhrensohn

>>149835007
so what is going to be ter Stegens pro-wrestler name?

>>149835193
lmao

>Es gibt erste Hinweise, dass nun richtig Bewegung hineinkommt und zeitnah konkret verhandelt werden kann. Auch ein Treffen soll zeitnah zwischen den Bayern-Bossen und der Liverpool-Seite geplant sein.
time to seethe

>>149835193
Inr him

>>149835193
wtf are they doing?

>>149835790
at least it's only a loan move

>Das stößt dem Umfeld des Spielers jetzt deutlich auf. Berater Danny Bachmann äußerte sich im Gespräch mit der dpa erstmals öffentlich zur Situation – und ließ dabei kein gutes Haar an der Haltung der Schwaben: „Wenn ein Bundesliga-Rekordangebot von 55 Millionen Euro nicht einmal für ein persönliches Gespräch reicht, stellt sich die Frage, was der VfB eigentlich unter ‚außergewöhnlich‘ versteht. Das war nicht vorhersehbar.“
Bitchmade

this whole thing is so fucking stupid
just let based Woltechad stay in Stuttgart for another season and sign Xavi Simmons instead how is that so difficult

>>149835958
as if anyone gives a fuck about the internal Bundesliga transfer record when that is at a paltry 43m

>>149835140
bland piece of toast boy

>>149835429
oink oink

>>149831522
https://x.com/nocontextfooty/status/1946136366888186005

>>149835958
What an arrogant pig

the coffee and the Bismarckhering

Eboarl is getting exposed so hard right now

The Nogger ice

>>149836035
>Draxler to Wolfsburg
>43 Mio. € for 45 games and 8 goals in two seasons
grim

>>149836008
>Analvi Kackmons

>>149837461
>Mit dem Instagram-Konto des ehemaligen deutschen Nationalspielers ist ein homophobes Video geliked worden.
>Nun ermittelt der Staatsschutz.
Are you fucking shitting me?

£80m+ tip for Diaz pls Bayern

I promise you hes good :^)

>>149837526
You're on their list as well, chud

>>149837461
Das beste Deutschland aller Zeiten

>>149837461
That can't be real

>>149837526
>mmh leckere Stasi methoden

>>149837461
Klassischer Blehno

>>149837461
>Der Keeper hatte offenbar ein Video mit einer "Gefällt mir"-Angabe versehen, in dem suggeriert wird, dass man in einem Rennspiel in eine Parade des Christopher Street Days fahren könnte.
>Das wohl KI-generierte Video zeigt, wie ein Auto in eine Menschenmenge rast, die sich bei einer Queer-Parade gebildet hatte

>>149837723
Why did blehno do it

>>149837042
I always thought that Nogger was a niche meme product but apparently it's the second most popular ice in Germany. #1 is Magnum by a huge margin. The only ice I ever buy is the niche product... Häagen-Dazs

>>149835429
Bayern is so stupid to go for that cancerous cunt Diaz instead of Rodrygo

>>149837723
>in einem Rennspiel
so in a videogame? lol

>>149837723
>>149838116
Fortsa rundegeladne

>>149837526
just because some retard had Anzeige erstattet. stop falling for this rage bait you mongo

>>149838097
Rodrygo probably won‘t even want to play for bayern desu123

>>149838065
Magnum was good like 10 years go now their chocolate is thinner and there is like 30% less almond inside the choccy it doesn‘t even do the crack sound anymore when you bite it

>>149837723
vid?

>>149837094
HIVogel won't like this

>Ismaik sagt: „Ich werde weitermachen mit dem Verein. Ich werde das Präsidium (Gernot Mang ist neuer Präsident, d. Red.) und die Vereinsvertreter bald treffen und die Pläne für die kommende Saison, das Stadion und die Turnhalle diskutieren.“
>Im März noch verkündete er: „Seit 14 Jahren leide ich unter diesen Leuten. Es gibt keine Wertschätzung, keinen Respekt. Nichts.“ Sein größter Fehler? „Ich gebe mir die Schuld, dass ich, bevor ich gekauft habe, 1860 nicht richtig verstanden habe – die Kultur, die Geschichte des Klubs, die 50+1-Regel.“ Doch nun will er doch weitermachen.
lmao what a shitshow

>>149838460
Pretty anti semetic of him to dislike this

>>149839109
Ich würde lügen, wenn ich sagen würde, der staatsschutz ist nicht informiert

>>149835958
Er hat einen Vertrag bis 2028, diesen Vertrag wird er erfüllen. Basta!

>>149838460
ugh whatever atleast Wanker is gonna look sexy in our kits (Brewomen snubbed and Cuck steffen cucked by his former player again lellll)

also "Hivogel" is not a thing stop saying this

for me you’ll always be HIVmong <3

>Kommt es zur spektakulären Kehrtwende bei 1860 München? Investor Ismaik will seine Anteile am Traditionsverein offenbar doch nicht verkaufen. Das zumindest berichten die "SZ" und andere Medien.

Isch vorbi

>>149840219
GuMo >>149838512

>>149838512
>>149840219
kek how much did Uli pay him to "change his mind" and keep ruining 1860?

>>149838379
Rodrygo won't play instead of Mbappe or Vinicius at Real and Bayern is still better than clubs like Arsenal or in the middle of nowhere Newcastle

>>149839683
how makes that you feel that when the big dick HSV and our aura comes knocking your top 2 transfer targets aka Rambo Remberg and Wanker choose us despite being stuck for years in bestbundes

>>149835007
>Operation
MATS has to be the most jinxed German since Marco Reus
I guess that only leaves a loan to Espanyol on the table

>>149840735
gullible retard its an "OP" to avoid getting sold
very high iq move by ter stegen

>>149838512
>>149840219

Watching Copenhagen and let me tell you guys... Moukoko is losing every ball

So you don't say i'm making this up

>>149841483
17 year olds are allowed to make mistakes!

schalke bros
our kader is still the same piece of shit we had last year
how do we cope?

>>149841483
he's still young

>>149841679
Karius wird Nationalspieler

>>149840542
Uli was probably the one who made him a phony offer and then ghosted him.

149840670
feeling pretty comfy given that >we will qualify for Europe this season while >you will steig ab desu

>>149841483
heh… he just… heh… needs more… heh… time

>Ten Hag
kek

I hate both Switzerland and Spain.

>>149841483
He's only 12 m8, give him some time.

>>149842260
>5

Why do all female football players constantly take a knee for George "Imastabyobaby" Floyd?

Uhm...Leverkusenbros? What is going on?

>>149842422
Because of the way they speak? Schweizer-Deutsch is obviously insufferable and the main reason why I would never auswandern there. I think it's as bad as Sächsisch.
But it's surprising how annoying Spanish-Spanish sounds compared to Mexican-Spanish for example. You would expect the opposite. I think it's the way Spaniards pronounce the "c", like in Barcelona. Makes me want to punch them in the face every time

When it comes to penalties it's:

women < negros < all other males

>>149842260
The fuck is going on here?

>>149842659
What happened? Did Negerkusen accidentally sign a white man?

>>149838395
Probably because Kakao has become 300% more expensive within a year. Either way store-brand usually uses better ingredients for many products now because they don't blow hundreds of millions on marketing like the "Markenhersteller" so I would just try that. It's easy to compare the ingredients list in the store. At worst you will pay about half the price for the same ingredients

>>149842785
Leverkusen had some horrible dressing room issues before they kicked into gear
It was all tenuously held together by Xabi, Hradecky and prayers
It's like watching a real time car crash

>>149842611
he's a brave and stunning advocator for abortion

>>149842961
> dressing room issues
Some call it Rolfe's black boy sex dungeon.

>>149843077
>tfw you signed another schnelle Außenbahnspieler

>>149842961
Poor Eric

>>149842260
hofchadbros..

These two legit look like siblings. The complexion and everything is the same. Freaking me the fuck out

>>149843649
Almuth looked disgusting with her pertruding belly button

i look like Athenea

>>149843871
Can I sex you?

bestbundes kicker status?
see pic related

>>149843871
Melody pls

>>149844168
Ich würde meinen Penis dann einfach mal in eure Fotzen stecken

>>149844199
you'll do nothing, chud rapist

B I E R
I
E
R

>>149843981
send link please

>>149844562
please wende dich an the ösi menace (admin)

>>149844209
we don't sign our posts here

>>149842260
>>149842499
here we go again

had my first cig after about a month of entzug and it felt absolutely disgusting

based

>>149841483
I always think that's the Elyounoussi that played for Hoffenheim, but then it turns out that this is his cousin

>>149837461
Wait, so I muss in den Knast, for a like

Holy shit gaymany is doomed

>>149845082
based on what

>>149796164
>le b00n face

>>149844964
Did you just cold turkey or reduce first? Any advice?

>hitler doku on ntv
>shehitler doku on ard

>>149842260
>Neu-Trainer Erik Ten Hag rotierte von Anfang an kräftig, sodass nur wenige Bundesligaspieler des letztjährigen Vizemeisters im Startaufgebot standen. Auch hatten die Leverkusener drei intensive Tage mit teils zwei Stunden langen Einheiten hinter sich.

>>149845755
>teils zwei Stunden
those poor fellas

>>149845755
see >>149843910

>>149844964
BASED

https://www.footballtransfers.com/en/transfer-news/uk-premier-league/2025/07/exclusive-arsenal-transfer-news-nelson-weiper-mainz

1 Hollerchad masterclass and the AssWeiper aka Woltebitchs also ugly fraud twin already wants to flee the country

cringe

>Der deutsche U19-Nationalspieler Said El Mala hat noch kein einziges Spiel für den 1. FC Köln bestritten
>[...] hat Brighton & Hove Albion dem 1. FC Köln ein Angebot für El Mala unterbreitet. Dabei ist von einer zweistelligen Millionenhöhe die Rede

>>149846747
why does blud think he will be anything but benched in arsenal

Fuck Eberl, fuck Freund, and FUCK HOENESS

>>149849524
just extended at Köln

>>149849524
something tells me they think he is the next Wirtz

>>149852610
he is

Schalke - Twente in 10 bings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn6evcY1noE

>>149852773
also on DF1 HD (free TV)

>Die Bayern-Bosse Jan-Christian Dreesen (57) und Max Eberl (51) wollen keine dritte schriftliche Offerte nach Stuttgart senden, ehe man sich nicht mit den VfB-Bossen an einen Tisch gesetzt und persönlich über mögliche Ablösesummen diskutiert hat.
>Der Grund: Die Münchner wollen sich nicht auf der Nase herumtanzen lassen. Durch gründlich überlegte Handlungsschritte soll in den kommenden Tagen konstruktiv an einer möglichen Lösung gearbeitet werden.
>Stuttgarts Vorstands-Chef Alexander Wehrle (50) wies bisher nicht nur die beiden Angebote jeweils binnen 12 Stunden zurück, sondern lehnt auch ein persönliches Meeting mit den Bayern kategorisch ab!

>>149853270
>Alexander Wehrle
what'S his problem?

>>149853270
the only thing Stuttgart is accomplishing with this is that no future talent will sign with them without an exit clause

>>149853276
>>149853270
>sondern lehnt auch ein persönliches Meeting mit den Bayern kategorisch ab
I don't see the issue. If you decide that 65m is the lowest you will go and the other party offers 50+5m what's the point of a personal meeting? There's literally nothing to talk about unless you want to get cucked

>Emden - Werder in 29 bings
https://www.youtube.com/live/CKnUK8s7hHI?si=YnCzVN9nNaplrtA7

seems like a pretty clear aussage to me

Müslic is pr based. Squad is still dogshit tho

>>149853950
lmao wtf is this

KARIUS
NO I WON'T SIGN HIM
I WON'T SIGN HIM
BECAUSE HE IS ATRO-CIOUS

>>149853312
players are retards you need to worry about the agents not being happy

>>149853694
einfach unverschämt der Mann

Ohnonono

13 Fehler habe ich eingebaut.

>>149853270
kekeke, Eberl at the wheel

>>149853107
why not? probably better than stay at Hoffenheim and just avoid relegation because your budget is 6 times that of Kiel, Pauli, etc.

>>149855706
12

Bankfurt - Krankfurt starting now

>>149842036
>Grüll bricht den Bann: Werder müht sich zum Testspiel-Sieg in Emden
KWAB

>>149855051
>2-1
Relegation fight this year will be kino

>>149856509
its the Austrian champion, this is basically a win

>"Ich will nicht zu dramatisch klingen, aber es ist schon eine kleine Katastrophe", meinte sogar Robert Andrich
>Hofmann: "Wir brauchen noch mehr Zeit"
Das ist mir eigentlich scheißegal-bros

>>149856866
Signing another Neger will surely fix this

>Künzer gibt Wück Jobgarantie auch bei EM-Aus
classic DFB at it again kek

>>149856918
they are known to be Mentalitätsspieler after all

Soon

is it maybe time to take Wahi out behind the Hauptbahnhof and put him out of his misery?

>>149857565
Don Krösche masterclass

>>149856065
yeah, I fully agree

>>149857749
surely they must be aware of how absolutely ridiculous this look is, right?

That's a dude, right?

#BACKMAS

>>149858410
Ducksch should have gone to Chadbach desu

>>149858442
why would he want to join an Absteiger?

At least it's fair because that's a dude too.

>>149858410
does Werder hate Germans?

>>149837461
Der hat in meiner Nationalmannschaft nichtsd mehr verloren

>>149858481
trve desu
but whats the difference between steiging up with brewomen or kackbach

>>149858509
what? >we have more German players in the squad than pretty much any other Bundesligist wtf. how is it possible to be seething at Werder 24/7 so hard that you have to make up nonsense like this?

>>149858575
@grok, please fact check this

>>149858620
>not even top 5
ei ei ei , did we just get 00posed for lying??

i wish some bundes anon pulled my hair like that

And they demand equal pay for this shitshow...

we're so back

>>149859171
>>149859171
>>149859171
>>149859171

someone make a real new, I am SICK and TIRED of retarded ops

>>149858034
you don't like instant ramen in your hair?

>>149859222
make a transfer and you wont get made fun of, Max

Now France subs in a 15 year old African boy.

easy, next

The tranny in the German goal is better than the tranny in the French goal and holds 2 of 7 badly shot penalty attempts.

what retarded dialekt is berger speaking? never heard something like this

this happened

>She redeemed
I apologise to oma for her criticising her performance in the last game.