Thread 149763924

275 laps
Broadcast: 1:00p on FOX
Green flag: 1:20p

>muh God
AAAAAAmen.

Who is going to win today?

>>149764184
Palou leads flag to flag

>>149764184
Rosenqvist

seagull concussed

/r/ onboard streams list

Santino gets his own feature...

That's some tall ass corn damn

>>149764288
>>149764293
someone post the jeans pic

Time for more monacoval

>>149764293
A top 5 finisher

>>149764302
that's just regular sized corn stalks

>>149764239
Call Porkchops

>>149764184
do you even have to ask?

>>149764302
On really good years we can get stalks 8 or 9 feet tall.

>>149764318
Uh, what? There were some good battles yesterday.

>>149764348
It's an oval, so one can hope it's somebody else.

I can't pronounce "Kyffin Simpson" without going into a South African accent.

>>149764346
That would be too based.

will power
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toowoomba queensland australia

Drinking some tea this evening

Also the driver intro bit is awful - why did they not make sure that they said where they are from in the same manner...

>Gentlemen
ohnonono

>Gentleman
GOD BLESS THIS BLACK GUY!

>>149764422
His is the best, he sounds slightly annoyed.

>>149764436
>>149764447
With Nolan out, he can say the G word

>>149764184
I think Joseph or one of the Penskes will win.

onboards
https://pastebin.com/8iuRYhvz

>>149764422
I can't believe they haven't rerecorded that intro for him.

>>149764390
Better than last year but not what it used to be

We deserve a few DNF's from Palou

Let's do this!

damn...

Shitters

>McKWABlin
>DeKwabcesco

Snooty...

To many shitters

>>149764565
Is there a worse driver?

PENSKE BTFO

>>149764593
he gives siegel a run for his money

God hates Team Penske and loves Chip Ganassi Racing

>>149764593
Sting Ray
Ilot

Nice tow truck

based snooty

Is Devlin a midget??

>>149764697
Yes, totally.

>>149764648
Sting Ray has a top 10 finish this year though.

>>149764697
maybe he just can't see over the wheel.

>>149764593
Abel

Good action

Penskebros...

Will has no power

Penske has been cursed by God

i hope cheatgarden dies

if palou unlocks short ovals we may never have another race winner again

TOTAL PENSKE DEATH

no power

FUCK

>Palou good on Ovals now
Its so jover

>>149764813
been over a month ago

>>149764813
a cheated up car and threats of leaving does that, it is called Bret Hart Syndrome

>>149764781
Watch out. There's a flamingo on your head

THEY TOUCH WHEELS

>>149764834
Kek
Who is the Chris Benoit of IndyCar?

that was scary
alex is finging the lapped cars at the worst time possible

mfw he redeems poopske

>>149764813
Palouver

>STEAMY RAY KWABWAN!
Fucking IDAHO

Sting Ray KWAB

>penske fires all their competition executes
>they suck this year

fck
hbrd

freedom service dogs

fuck 'em dogs

israel

Cue the STING RAY music

Just give Palou the championship now

>>149765113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz7JGCj4Q5k

>>149765122
It's not over until it's over, anything can still happen ;)

>>149764866
thr champcar era

>unsafe release
penske about to get fucked

>p2 and p3 both unsafe release
Jfc pwl

>Be told to wait
>Go
Is Newgarden retarded?

More PensKWAB incoming

>>149765113
OY VEY

Schwartzman speeding

Was Tim Cindric really that good

>>149765277
Race control is about to mysteriously get replaced next week

NewGODen

CHADGARDEN BROS ITS OUR RACE

No penalty, cheatske strikes again

no action...

Chadgarden

>>149765277
He had to leave the pitlane quickly to flee antisemitism, please understand.

>>149765328
>KKK
What did he mean by this?

Daily
>>149765304
They've bailed on penalties for newgarden and malukas so they're rigging as expected

Am I retarded or is this a good Iowa race

>>149765368
Josef's got the life

>>149765451
preddy good so far

>>149765451
Both

>>149765451
its alright, nothing amazing but good enough

It's single file time

There’s my 25 long racing we all love to see

Simpson's car is so ugly

>>149765332
Is this achievable natty?

Come on shitter cawshun

>>149765703
Every 50-60 laps or so the tires fall off and someone with a shitty car loses it.

>>149765698
Yes, hardest part is not being fat.

>>149765698
if you are aryan yes

>>149765774
ADRENALINE

BIG DAVE

wtf

BASED LITTLE DAVE

do the needful lil dave

The only reason Palou has won so much this year is firing Lundqvist and Penske being putrid dogshit, Ganassi was the first non-Penske finisher a bunch of times last year. This is what happens when you have a 2 1/2 team series and one sharts itself.

C'MON DAVE

stupid fagggg, that costed us 1.5 secs

palou is an ovalgod now we are so fucked

>Son of a Eric
Newgarden is fucked

penskebros we are so back

SARR DO NOT REDEEM THE HYBRID

>>149765859
most of that is due to being stuck behind lap traffic since these pigs they have for race cars can't pass

>son of eric
holy fuck, does that keep newgarden on the lead lap?!
that lucky piece of shit

PALOU? WINS LOL

For fuck sake

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Penske is undeniably cursed

>>149765921
It's over

How many goddamn Jurassic Park movies can they make

Remember when ericshit was good on ganassi lol

>>149765929
Oh it doesn't...
Penske fucked then, see ya

What the fuck

YET ANOTHER KWABGARDEN MOMENT FOR PENSKWAB

The first year of FOX and Indycar is dead because Honda and kikery from Chip.
Letting those fags go and bring Toyota back would had been a better exchange

Ok - so who is driving the 28 car next year?

What has Penske done to deserve this?

>>149765993
Hauger

>>149765993
Will Power

>>149765993
>>149766034
>Hauger
Or maybe they get Veekay
Not that it matters, that seat is cursed

>>149766032
Cheated at the 500 and cleaned house of all their competition directors and now they suck

>>149766032
He has the milk

>>149765959
A lot. I'll never get tired of dinosaurs.

I went to go take a dump, what happened to Newgarten?

>>149765993
40% chance it's Dennis Haugher
30% chance it's Lochie Hughes
20% chance it's Will Power

>>149766094
He pit right as Erricson hit the wall.

>>149766094
ericsson crashed as he was pitting on green

I wish you guys could hear the accent on the guy doing the voiceover in the ads for my local short track. It's nuts

>>149766094
>newgarden pits
>magically one of towpiss' cars crashes
>now stuck mid pack

>>149765959
How many are there? I stopped watching after #2 because they changed the ending.

>>149766094
Fucked on pit strategy, cawshun came out as he was in the pit lane

>>149766109
>>149766118

PENSKE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

GRUG GO FAST, GRUG MAKE GAP

this ain't nascar grug

>>149765837
Don you seriously just watch these race to complain about them?

>GRUG

Remember when this guy was "F1 material" lmao

Can Quack save this race?

ok, so garden passed alex because he was light on fuel

careful, hes a hero

Herta got the squeeze from Rossi.

I think if Palou is leading at the checkered flag, he’ll win this race

>>149766282
no, because they can make moves on restarts with cold tires, but after 5 or so laps they're stuck single file

Abel causing a caution is our only hope.

No Siegel, no Party

>>149766377
DEEM CHEATIN HONDAS

>>149766299
Rausing's money is gone

>>149766383
ok

Wtf is gainbridge and why is it suddenly everywhere in motorsports?

>>149766533
You can thank Zach Veach

CAWWWWSHUN

>ilol
cawshun

>Illot
>again
Fellow teefowsi, how we feelin'?

HIT THE SHITTER CAWSHUN BUTTON

>>149766218
That isn't a complaint Samir, try your fellow brownoid brother from Brazil schizo posting Honda is cheating because Chevy's only team that wins anything is bad. If you want a real complaint it's that your mother wasn' able to get an abortion after that fateful train ride

can they do it on 1 stop? yesterday they said it was 90 laps max
what a fucking retard the cum a lot guy

>>149766533
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Sounds like a scam

>>149766647
They can stop under this yellow and everyone can just do a big fuel save, expect no more overtakes unless there's another yellow after this one.

How the fuck did that even get there?

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>>149766732
probably fell off the tow truck

>>149766533
>gain bridge
They are already everywhere. heh

>>149766751
They're not made to fall off.

newgarden pitted earlier, why are they saying that he has more fuel? even with the tow, he would still have less

>>149766823
came in again to top off before the green

>>149766782
He crashed earlier.

Kirkwood?

>>149766853
ahhhh ok, didnt see it

>>149766032
Trump curse

inb4 kirkwood spins and causes a big juan

>>149766923
if there is another yellow he can win this

CAM ON KYLE

Daly podium?

>>149766618
Well that's weird because it really comes off like like a bitch bitching like a little bitch.
Bitch.

>>149766994
why would they do that?

>>149766800
11/10

>>149767011
just fox things

Palou always races like he has an extra tank of gas hidden somewhere

oof

>>149766913
The trump giveth and the trump taketh.

cam on dave
scor som fakn wins

>>149767053
I think he did at Road America, fug.

>>149766674
>Annuities and Life Insurances
>Scam
Correct.

Hude dave

>>149767053
Cheating ass Hondas

LITTLE DAVE

>Palou winning on ovals now too
its over

>>149767141
Massive dave is gonna save us

When is Abel crashing?

>>149767096
that was the one where 3/4 of the field ran out of gas right at the end and he still had enough to do a full victory lap right? wtf lol

>>149767089
Lando trumps Verstapen, the melty over that was funny

newgarden's impotent rage kicked in

I hope the 10 explodes
>newgarden back to 3rd
Good odds we get another caution right?

Maybe Newgarden is our real hope

>>149767249
There is no hope

>>149767274
There are still shitters out there. There is always some hope.

CAM ON CHADGARDEN

Cmon Newgarden

DO IT JOSEF

Cam on shitters we need a yella

no bueno

GO GO JOSEF

CAM
ON
CHAD

man, Newgarden is so fast around here

>here's a shot Newgarden's smoking hot wife
I guess they need to remind us how good these guys have it.

luv me ovals
simple as

CHADGARDEN

THANK YOU BASEDGARDEN

KINOOOOO

YEEEEESSSSSSS

N E W G A R D E N

OOOOOHHHH

N E W G A R D E N
E
W
G
A
R
D
E
N E W G A R D E N

YES YES YES

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

HEROGARDEN

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

CHADGARDEN KINO

CHADGARDEN LIL DAVE BATTLE KINO

I'M DRUNK AT 2 PM KINO

K I N O

no biggy

GOD DAMN I LOVE VROOMS SO MUCH BROS

lets be real bros... this track has been fixed

>can pass the race leader
>stuck behind lap traffic

green

Newgoden

>#2
>last pitstop
>again
WHY

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

Hybrid doing the needful

CAM ON PATO

NOOOO MY BOY HERTA :(

THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY

>HONDA
>CHEATING
>GRUG
zero surprise at all

PENSKE FUCK UP AGAIN & ANDRETTI SPAGHETTI

FUCKING KEK

CAWSHUN

Oh for fucks sake

>everything going wrong goes right for palou
THAT GOD DAMN SPANIARD AGAIN

>PENSKWAB PITCREW
>GRUG FUCKING IT ALL UP

God dammit we were robbed of kino

I'VE ABANDONED IOWA SPEEDWAY

>herta
andretti tire spaghetti
and that's it for newgarden

AHAHAHAHA FUCK PENSKE

Perfectly timed crash for pwl

jajajaj lmao
>>149767678
ajjaja so funny

Holy fuck I'm so tired of PALOU WINS
Herta just gifted it and all /my guys/ just pitted before rhe yellow.
Fucking Herta is so useless, holy shit.

Certified Colton Herta moment.

>>149767545
Tis what happens when you're burning 25% more fuel

>Lil' bitch

Why do the hybrids love Palou so much?

>Newgarden and Chevy's calling out Honda literally Cheating to win the race after yesterday on radio
Zero surprise coming from the worse manufacturer ever

>all 3 towpiss cars crashed due to right front punctures
yesterday kirkwood's engineer told him to not say anything before jumping out

Little Dave is mad

>>149767561
Dude looks like a statue in Berlin during the war

>>149767745
Cheating ganassi

>Cheatin Honders cheatin even harder than Cheatin Penskers
>no action taken

Herta lost his last chances for that Caddy seat

Ever since indy weve had banger races

>>149767775
He isnt wrong, something is off here, and nothing will happen because "I LEAVE INDYCAR IF I NOT WIN" from honda.

>>149767748
>>149767754
Hmm I am fucking nooticing

>Daly went from top 5 to 2 laps down in the last pit
What happened this time?

>>149767745
You can cheat Traction Control into the hybrid system. Indycar is too inept/poor to check for software cheats.

>>149767524
You mean neutered?
The low line repave absolutely fucked over the show this race puts on. It didn't matter that it was NEWGARDENWINSLOL because there was always action on track as everyone had to navigate lapped traffic. Truly an old CART style short oval and then they made like fucking Gateway where NO ONE CAN PASS THE SLOWEST CARS

>>149767842
Is this true

>>149767808
he can get to p5 anymore? well, he wasnt in the discussion for the seat, so not a big loss

>>149767866
you responded to a baiter

>>149767214
>Please don't leave me Honda chan.

What happened to newgarden why is he in 9th

>>149767881
It wouldn't even make any difference on a fucking oval

>>149767842
funny because there are suspicions of this happening from honda because of F1 knowledge due to they pulling the same shit there.
reminder that they pushed hybrids desperately, followed by every hybrid problem from last year coming from them, probably testing the software.

dixon wins lol

>>149767881
>>149767842
zero proof

Georgia Haneberry's post race socks.

>>149767937
malukas, newgarden and pato pitted on green, then herta crashed xDD

greengreengreengreen

SAVE US DIXON

>>149767937
He pitted before the yellow that was caused by Herta running out of talent.
If you pit during green you lose 2 laps to the leader and then the yellow coming out fucks you.
Yellows on ovals work opposite of road courses, you want to pit late on an oval if you suspect a yellow, but late on street courses.

wow this is kino ending

Ganassi wins lol

>>149767842
how do you know that?
>>149767954
Everyone knows you can do it. Them not checking, or caring to check, is probably a good thing, keeps things spicier if true.

jew bros...
we won

CAM ON DIXIE

>>149768042
nope, poo in the loo won

>>149768073
Lmao

ahahaha cheatin Penskes BTFO

I thought this guy won yesterday, but I realize it was O'Ward actually. I missed most of this race unfortunately.

>Toronto next
nah

PWL

>Palou can win ovals now
It's so fucking over man..

FUCKING KILL ME

Palou is the luckiest fucker in the world I swear

grande lejandro

Completely depressive
Even JJ's reign of terror was reasonable

>PWL
That mole makes him lucky af

How does this guy keep getting away with it?

PalouWinsLol
Ganassi1-2Lol

>pwl
>gwl
>hwl

Hondacar thankfully gave chevy the sympathy win yesterday

>>149768215
gypsy magic

>>149768186
Only when the fastest car gets fucked by yellows twice.

>farm for yellows
>win
nice race

>>149768186
Yes to be fair he was like the 5th best driver today just shitters fucking up the race as usual

how does he do it bros

So is there actually some trick tech/TCS that Ganassi is using through the 3rd party hybrid system?

back to WEC

>Pitting under green on an oval
>Ever
I shiggy diggy

>>149768229
>Don't leave me, baby, I'll do anything.

Chevy 1-2-3 yesterday
Honda 1-2-3 today

>>149768277
no that's just GMfags seething and grasping at straws

>you were on fire
bull

>>149768310
If the hondas had followed suit, their tires wouldn't have failed.

Goofyahh haircut

>>149768202
It's not luck, if you didn't run fuel stints longer than Andretti kwabbing a tire stints you weren't going to win today.

Someone please make Graham Rahal retire

>>149768277
Dunno but they've been fuel cheating for years

and cadillac will still pick bottaas and perez over him for the seat

>>149768393
Just saying the 10 team always times the yellows perfectly

>>149768419
CRAZY FROG

>>149768419
kino
>>149768432
he is going to redbull, dont worry

>>149768460
Newgarden had already lost before Herta hit the wall anyways because Palou wasn't going to stop. Fox decided to forget about that for the sake of TV, assuming it's not just Townsend and Buxton having a collective IQ of two digits.

>>149768471
I just cannot see him on F1, but that would be nice

>>149768432
Butt Ass is going to Alpine to replace Colashito, they withh go with the CCP plant instead.

rough start time? flashscore says half past so figuring like 10 to

fuck off back to /f1/

That was a pretty good race with a faggot outcome. Newgarden out drove every twice and got fucked by shitters.
God I wish Poo in Loo would have gone to boring F1 instead of making IndyCar boring.

>>149768527
Palous team had tires over the wall ready to come in before the caution came out. They were gonna stop

>>149768271
It's pretty easy, he just drives faster than the other cars.

>>149768666
Today he won by driving slower. Truly 4d chess

>>149768277
Ganassi has a bit of room to bend they rules where as Penske had been fucked into a corner and has to do everything by the book. I can't back it up, but it is awfully suspicious that the demanded hybrid fagottry and suddenly will every race except one this season.
Also, Lexus fuck off. Leading both WEC and IMSA all day long.
>Those bastards bombed Pearl Harbor.

>bumping the bottle
queer

>>149768527
Poo in Loo still had to stop and he eventually did. Please try to keep up.
Newgarden put in a way better drive and got shit on by shitters.
Then again, if Road America is anything to go on, Poo in Loo seems to have an extra 10 kg of fuel onboard, so who knows.

>>149768471
Red Bull is washed and seeing it happe in real time has been the only thing that has made F1 worth watching. Max seething is cocaine in my veins. It's even better than Lewis crying.
Now that Horndog is gone, they will be the new Haas/Alpine.

So last year Penske won 8 races, Ganassi 5, McLaren 3, and Andretti 2

If you just removed Penske entirely like you may as fucking well do this year, it would have been Ganassi 11, and McLaren 5.

Even if Ganassi won every race left this year they couldn't get higher than 13, and realistically next week is guaranteed Andretti win day and O'Ward will probably win one of the last 2 races.

>>149769005
Palou did one lap less than Ferucci at the end of Road America and didn't even run longer than his previous stint, imagine thinking Fox knows what the fuck they're talking about.

>>149769209
In any event, he had enough fuel to stay out to the flag AND do a victory lap while half the feild couldn't even make it back up to the pits.

Alex you fucker you were supposed to help Dixon get the record

>>149769390
I literally just established he had a lap in hand and the most noteworthy guy to stop in turn 1 pitted a lap earlier.

Regardless Dixon gets the same fuel mileage he does and is getting dominated so I'm not sure what more you can ask for. All this "luck" wouldn't mean shit if he was starting 15th every week and having to run risky strategies to get track position.

>>149769960
Under cutting isn't a particularly risky strategy. It's one of the only ways to gain track position is some series.
I don't understand how you can argue that Newgarden pitting immediately before two cautions is anything but bad luck. He drove a much, much better race and only lost due to things outside his control.
Poo in Loo got a NASCAR win. He had a good enough car and drove well enough to be in a position to get lucky, even though he was the second best driver on the track.

>>149770671
>undercutting
>when you're leading and the first car to pit
Most intelligent DTS chomo.

Palou and Dixon ran this same fuel save strategy yesterday and it didn't work for shit because of the yellow timing making it so they were just giving up positions for no pay off later.

>>149771956
I'm talking about Newgarden pitting early today and getting fucked. Again, please try to keep up.