Thread 149773351

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>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
George was at the Wimbledon final after possibly being let go from Mercedes

Alonso pole

death to m*rcedes as always
death to george as well, for good measure

>>149773351 (OP)
>George was at the Wimbledon final after possibly being let go from Mercedes
litos lost because of him, fuck this guy

>>149773351 (OP)
Is that guy on the bottom right famous? He looks like someone famous?

>>149773393
They actually traced that tattoo off some of the back shots she was taking.

piss3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149773393
slut

gimi

>>149773393
>those fat hamster cheeks
bitch needs to lay off the ice cream

>>149773438
Some Hemsworth

>>149773351 (OP)
Why do people watch tennis? I do not understand the appeal at all.

>>149773438
Liam Hemsworth

fun fact about last race: every single medshitter finished behind his teammate

>>149773393
damn she hit the wall already huh

>>149773351 (OP)
Can the Brazilian anon identify the asian girl in the middle?

>>149773656
Not Hadjar.

>>149773681
Kim Yo-jong

Why is Lando so swarthy?

so hot i got my titties out

>>149773733
English-Belgian hybrid, the 2 brownest nations in yurop

>>149773754
I've been topless all day

>>149773754
Same

>>149773393
now the entire sequence from the front please

>>149774340
see >>149774321

>>149773510
literally one of the easiest sports to watch
rules are simple
its 1v1 and the most athletic and coordinated guy usually wins

>>149774321
witnessed

edd

gimi, 20 days, cooler

>>149773351 (OP)
When is George marrying this Spanish girl? It's been what? 4/5 years now

>>149774994
WHAT?

>>149775118
never. once jorj retires from f1 he is coming out as a gay man and breaking up with her.

>>149775150
exquisite edd that
savedd

>>149775036
>best F1 driver
>dates single mum roastoid
ngmi

>>149775036
giwtwm

>>149775245
it's not a shoop
that is not to say that jesus isn't edd

>>149775263
Why are people forgetting that the Michael did basically the same thing?

>>149775348
Oops, meant for >>149775251

>>149775348
bc michael is braindead and his brother is a poof. so michael is never in the news and his brother always is. simple as

i smell more than amazing

>ralf was the brother i got
>might be some sort of faggot
hoping the mikel curse doesnt pass down

Jamaysuckmycocka

>>149774994
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=3lFeKl7K70wlSeOp

gimi

>>149776002
did Reddit get hacked?

I hope so

he even destroy the tyre zesty

Driving on bald tyres should result having your license revoked

>>149776122
Looks like a guy sitting on a rock and fishing

>>149776184
what the actual fuck do you mean?

>>149776184
I mean I can see that but how fucking high are you? lmao

festival of sneed

i am forgotten

>>149776184
I see it

>>149776256
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ozZ1BZJGcGo

Max Furstappen :3

>>149776667
(he was not ok)

>>149776709
he actually was
rollbar wins

>>149776667
Halo would saved him.

>>149776808
actually shocked
the tube cars were deathtraps

>>149776892
A lot of historic racers have their roll bars modified to thicker tubes.

Hello, George. Remember me?

>>149777056
thats some bitch shit id drive it with the original toilet roll tube
the closeness of death is the spice

Formula 1? More like Formula 0! XD

I’m in a super walmart taking a scuderia ferrari

>>149777282
More like Formula Oi!

What’s the point of even watching this season after HVLK PODIVM? Surely that’s the peak.

>>149776855
This little fuck ain't saving anyone

>>149777380
either ps3 or norris will retire due to mental fatigue when they lose the wdc. that will be even more kino. plus max will still win some races even in the 8th fastest car

https://youtu.be/e9AdYrVqK1g

ps3 supremacy

Confession: I always used to shittalk Hulk but now I can’t

>>149777465
youre actually retarded
you dont get put in a le mans contender by accident

>>149777499
Next you’ll claim you always rated Giovinazzi

>>149777557
no i shit on gio bad
ive always reminded people he has a le mans win

>>149777454
poz3 will NEVER win a wdc. screencap this

>>149777604
ill screencap your obituary

>>149774321
hello sexy baby i kiss you

>>149777557
>he didn't rate giovanni, if not for his looks, then his basedness

>>149777906
What's so special about his looks?

>>149778089
Good hairline, pvre roman phenotype

>>149778089
He's literally what the whole of Europe means when they answer Italy when asked the country with the most attractive people

>>149778137
>>149778228
so you guys goon to Gio because of that? Weird.

>>149778228
thoughever

>>149778328
Bacha bazi victim of toto

>>149778228
>literally what the whole of Europe means when they answer Italy when asked the country with the most attractive people
Strange. I generally find Italian women more attractive than Gionazi.

>>149778352
its not fair

>>149778364
>Strange. I generally find Italian women more attractive than Gionazi.
Bit sexist

There is a mosquito in my apartment. I closed off the bedroom door, gambling it's in the living room. Pray for me. I don't want my soul sucked away like succubus Kelly intends to do with Max.

>>149778416
most brave euro

>>149778416
Yo wtf, why is females mosquitos living 4-5 times longer? Holy fuck, I thought being human male is bullshit but damn.

Did YOU catch the daily news recap, anon?

>>149778478
Only females bite. Typical huh.

>>149778483
>anon READS daily news recap

need to remove a wasp nest but I'm lazy. easier to kill the wasps entering the apartment with the kot.

Henlo I am a Portuguese man. Now what?

>>149778579
Fuck some Nafris

>>149778500
brake spray, thank me later

buy my meal amigo

>>149778500
baygon

>>149778499
>Only female mosquitoes bite because they require blood for the development of their eggs.
>Male mosquitoes do not bite and instead feed on nectar and plant juices for sustenance.
Day is fucking ruined.

>>149778579
Go to Brazil for one (1) day.

>>149778640
*buys 5*

>>149778499
I find that a lot of buzz often doesn't make its way to big news outlets, which is why Rab's daily recaps are good. He'll usually cover rumors/speculation before everyone else. Like the McLaren magic a while back.

>>149778626
Why are Americans obsessed with spraying things? When I went over there you had thousands of sprays everywhere. I swear to god the moment someone invents corn syrup in a spraying can 350 million Amerisharts are gonna die of happiness

>>149778640
checo has two sets of fries with his big mac?

>>149778682
Come again amigo (you will because you’re Edd)

>>149778718
All sudacas are carbmaxxers

>>149778717
>eurospic doesn’t use insecticide spray to kill pesky insects
Such is life in portapottyugal

>>149778774
>being scared of bugs
kwab

>>149778717
So what do you guys use to do brake jobs over there?

>>149778673
How did you not already know that, japanon?
There's a reason all blood-sucking mosquitoes in anime and manga are female.
And, no, マスターモスキートン does not count. That one takes way too many liberties in the first place!

>>149778868
He's not a Jap.

>>149778894
Well, that explains it.

>>149778483
Nein. Too busy laughing at POOREZ.

>>149778717
idk i just love spraying my cum all over your mother. f1 related because my cum shoots out faster than a race car

*chirp*

Sainz' future prospects are all gone

>>149778640
i reckon thats a fairly small serving for a normal person

If you want your son to have the right genetics to be a F1 champion then you need to runtmax when picking a wife

>>149779167
>tf
>tp
As usual

>>149779173
Sadly, somewhere out there… someone is aroused by midgets.

>>149779214
Yes, me

>>149779173
>>149779214
I've done worse.

>>149779214
Yes I too hope Yuki finds a partner!

>superspeedway night race, 200 laps
>basically leading the race from start to finish bump drafting to get ahead into a 4-car pack
>back hurts like shit, sleepy and tired
>random ass yellow comes out cause someone loses connection
>pit for left side tires worrying they'll blow seeing my competitors going down, 2 cars stay out
>turns out my lingering feeling was right we didn't need tires after all
>bogged down by the 2 cars that didn't take tires on the restart because tire diff
>one of them goes below the yellow line onto the apron and I get squeezed by both lanes
>get hit by a wrecker from all race being out of a position in my path and finish 10th
>the other car which stayed out (the entire field pitted save for 2 cars) is some michael jackson knockoff who cruises to the win and starts celebrating like crazy, everyone in the grid congratulating him for how hard he worked for it
>nobody even remembers our team and what we were doing for the race, at best get a shameless zoomie rival telling us to stfu
>mfw
/f1/ races for this feel?

>>149779534
Hungary 21

>>149773805
But he’s no Cevert.

>>149779167
Classic
>>149779646
Reminder that Cevert was Jewish

Ba-de-ya
Say, do you remember
Ba-de-ya
Dancing in September

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpuKKEoZmgs
What are we grooving to tonight /f1/?

>>149780146
Dwemer-esque
https://youtube.com/shorts/qN80_7rNmcE

>>149780087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeT83ShQbBw

>>149776122
jej

>>149780146
Storge!

uh oh

>didn't finish what I had
>didn't need to go buy 2l
jej

i'm hungry

>>149780404
with no survivors

I’m laughing

>>149775251
>>149775348
Its the secret to being a generational driver.

>>149780816

scott mclaughing

gimi

I'm not laughing

lil bros wearing a dress kwab

>>149773351 (OP)
Who is the beard?

>>149780921
>Piastri Breaking
>>149780940
Carmen Montero Mundt

>>149780916
scott nclaughin

>>149780989
g

I see the moon in the window morning beauty
I have sat in this chair for 4 hours unmoving blankly staring
My pain is constant and sharp

>>149781019
should played some vidya

ded to mclel

>>149780921
built like a thunderbirds marionette

>>149776667
>>149776855
>>149777382
His soul was weighed down by gravity.

this is the week

you heard it here first

gimi

Dead Bull

George was looking so fresh at Wimby

>>149777465
If I may go back to my HIDF days for a moment, I remember an American flag shit talking Hulk even after good races where he beat teammates like Sainz.

.

I want to get into F1. What era or season should I first watch?

>>149781325
the week verstappen announces hes of to mercedes in 2026

>Doping cheats won Wimbeldon
F1 races for this feel?
>inb4 any MWL race

>>149781655
DtS season 1

>>149773351 (OP)
You cannot convince me that Jeorgj isn't taking it up the bumbum every night. He's getting fucked with a strapon.

>>149781722
you think about gayness a lot. anything you want to tell the class?

>>149781740
this dude loved playing soggy biscuit

>>149781655
The current one

>>149781746
I have an argument. I have regular straight sex with a biologic female gf. Is that gay?

>>149781616
the best medshitters are about as good as hulkenberg

>>149781709
Serbia lost that's all that matters

>>149781795
so did ralf schumacher. try again

>>149781325
nah, i think it's the next one

>>149781834
I like having sex with females. Unlike Jeorj.

>>149781795
>having sex with someone who's into men
Very gay

>>149781655
why bother when F1 is ending after this year?

>>149781905
LESBIANS!

>>149781746
how new r u? driver i don't like = gay

>>149781983
Jeorj will be the first openly homosexual F1 driver. Mark my words.

For the past week I spent about an hour a day going through Youtube videos about the time Hulk was rumored to go to Haas to his first races when it came apparent he was much better than Mick. It's quite interesting what some people put out there.

>>149781983
how new r u? any chance to insinuate a poster is gay or retarded and ill take it. simple as

>>149782121
i know that feel

>>149782028
how many F1 podiums did the nycker get?

Good morning friends

>>149782184
morning*

>>149782216
He meant to write "mourning".

>>149782231
Pretty sure he wanted "moaning"

>>149773447
>wanting norris to be wdc, every thread
you need your head checked

>>149782231
mourning because rb is ded?

>>149782260
I didn't even know he was sick

>>149782260
Among many other reasons.
But most anons in here are depressed anyway, so they don't need any reason to mourn.

>>149782249
>norris to be wdc
Hulk will win it. He's only 197 points behind with 12 races (300pts) left, and he's only just getting started!

>>149782249
australia deserves nothing

>>149782028
>3 season wonder
>Better than Mick
>Only won because Chuck, NARB, Albono, and Goblando left F2

mmmmmmmm

>>149782121
literally me
where did it all go so wrong

Ive been drinking too much and I cant stop
GIMI

>>149782399
first time in 13 years he had proper control over a vehicle

>>149782338
Learn to read flip

F1 for this webm ?

>>149781722
>>149773417
The amount of room George owns in your headspace seems unhealthy.

>>149782483
any race in which nothing happened. lots of choices so pick your favourite.

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

>>149782692
lewis hamilton in a ferrari got dabbed on by nico hulkenberg in a sauber

>>149782483
anthem performance for US GPs

>do everything right
>get fired

Not a fan of George but this just rubs me wrong.

>>149782482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0

>>149782802
he's mid and an unlikeable cunt on top of that

>>149782483
We did it Lewis ! We stopped Racism !

>>149782802
That's what you get for not being a real boy

>>149782809
this.

>>149782802
he's beyond ass

>>149782692
aint gonna happen anytime soon friend

>>149782809
he's the 2nd best driver of the year

>>149782833
nice digits
but what the fuck are you talking about?

>>149782833
>>149782830

>>149782802
It’s ok. He’s gonna be a champion somewhere else.

>>149782483
Explain
>>149781811
>tf
>tp

>>149782809
I hope this makes him even more of a cunt, the sport needs a new villain now that Hamilton is on the way out

I RESPECT THE V8

>>149782802
Amx is going to annihilate narg and give mercedes der exact same second seat problems that red bull have.

imagine being jorj
he had to follow mercedes win championship after championship from the williams garage and then they fell off right as he joined. now this

>>149782995
good
i don't know if marionettes can feel pain and sadness like real people but i wish nothing but that on him

>>149782995
find solace in being the best grand prix pilot since jim clark

>>149782802
Don't sell the bears skin before hes been shot

>>149782995
What if they fell of because of him?

>"Sorry, I wouldn't want to live in Italy or Switzerland, I'd rather go to the UK."
Is the UK-advantage for teams really a thing?

>>149773351 (OP)
why is george low key turning into max headroom?

>>149783125
We have alton towers and brands hatch, this is basically eden.

Is Jonathan Wheatley married?
He seems a bit...out there, not sure how to put it.

>>149783125
>Greggs in UK
2388
>Greggs in Switzerland
0

>>149783217
he's zesty without the zest

>>149783125
The overwhelming majority of F1 tech / engineering talent is produced in the UK, they don't need to "go to the UK" when they're already there. An English person would pick living in the English countryside where the F1 teams are based over Switzerland or Italy 99 times out of 100

>>149783179
>alton towers
is that the theme park with the rollercoaster that keeps crippling people

>>149783337
George and Carmen are so hot right now

>>149783337
that much shorter than him, even in heels? what a teeny tiny little woman

>>149783306
the last time an english team won the wdc was 2009

>>149783337
She reminds me of Eva Mendez. Just one more proof that George should be >our guy since he has the same taste in women as literally me

>>149783451
>This record will last forever since there is no longer any British team in F1
Grimi

>>149783413
Not as teeny as carrie

>>149783472
>the goose chased after a women 6 years older than him and put 2 kids in her
F1 related because of Max Verstappen

>>149782483
George Russel fan club

>>149782692
If we just take this season as a benchpoint then he has been massively slower than his teammate, won a sprint in an illegal car and failed to catch and overtake a sauber in a Ferrari for 50% of the race distance at the one track he is good at, in supposedly the conditions he likes best.

>>149780921
Looks like he listens to The Talking Heads

>>149783636
Looks like he listens to kd lang

>>149783337
>manhands
>man facial features
>literal man body with no curves
>flat as a pancake
If you'd say it has a dick, I'd be inclined to agree as well. And no, I'm not talking about Jeorj.

>>149780921
You're allright. Don't come to F1 academy tomorrow.

>>149783657
>can't stop thinking about trannies

>>149783158
>>149783657
>>149783598
>>149782009
>>149781722

>>149783686
Off by one lad.

>>149783686
Hungary : George Russell :: Switzerland : Daniel Ricciardo

>>149783700
honorable mentions
Netherlands : Valtteri Bottas

>>149783487
>Carrie mentioned

fun fact: this is still on the table

>>149782802
He's a straight 6s student. Does everything right to pass.
That's not enough to get the best seat.

>>149783788
Max got shit on by Ricciardo, bro

>>149783826
Fake news, belgium is the land of the 7/10s.

>>149783605
Hulk did it because Sauber put him on mediums. Hamilton was on softs and for the first couple of rounds he gained on him. It was pretty obvious when the softs gave up and Hamilton lost pace on him.
I hate Hamilton like the next guy, but I'm really confident that he would have caught Hulk on mediums. Good on Sauber for doing the smart thing.

Bought an """"Amazon Renewed"""" laptop. As Lando Norris would say, it's broken.

>>149783752
Not so fun fact: you're brown

>>149783888
well it didn't say amazon fixed now did it?

>>149783888
suck shit dick head
kwab

>>149783826
That's some bullshit. No one here thinks our bulbabros are ugly

are we ever gonna have another brown driver?

>>149783932
It won't even not crash long enough for me to factory reset it to send it back. Lol. Lmao.

Anyway what is the /f1/ verdict on the F1 movie? Watchable?

>>149783868
are you going to Spa this year?

>>149783981
we already have bortoleto

>>149783986
reckon you should take it to the nearest amazon hub warehouse factory building thing and smash some cunt with it then burn the joint to the ground

>>149784001
Nope, I've gone this year for the first time to see the 6 hours of spa.

>>149783802
>got shit on
He was 52 points behind in 2016, with 4 races with TorroRosso.
In 2017 he was 32 points behind, with 3 races where he got taken out by other people.
In 2018 he had 79 more points.

That's not getting shit on. Yes, in two seasons he wasn't the one with the most points. But he wasn't far behind, rarely more than 2 positions difference.

>>149783981
arvid

>>149783876
>and for the first couple of rounds he gained on him.
Only after Hamilton went off of the circuit and cost himself 6-8 seconds.

>>149783981
yeah i will join a race in blackface

>>149783981
hadjar

Dead Bull

>>149773681
Summer Lin, seated next to her husband Jam Hsiao, apparently. She's 52 years old.

>>149783981
There are several?

>>149784188
but he's asking if there'll be another

>>149784227
Of course, white people are going extinct and getting pushed out too.

>>149784144
RB wrote sports history. 2 years from one of the most dominant F1 seasons to literal fucking zeroes.

>>149783686
the max headroom was me, nta

>>149784290
williams already did it in the 90s

>>149784333
I doubt RB is going to survive, it's a fucking energy drink company, not some elite sport history.
I guess that's the issue with Austrians. They are as retarded just as many times as they are brilliant.

>>149784349
>They are as retarded just as many times as they are brilliant.
Name one brilliant Austrian.

>found out today that Globo got the rights to F1 starting next year
>now I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place to watch F1 in 2026
I hate it

gimi

>>149784429
Schrödinger

>>149784429
adolf

>>149784429
Niki Lauda :)

>>149784429
Toto.

>>149782483
I was too focused on the racial unity occurring the foreground to notice the troons in the back

>>149783981
There are 4 brownoids on the grid right

>>149782483
The handshake that ended racism

>>149784450
>Schrödinger
Muh cat.
>>149784456
>adolf
Starting a multi-front war is the opposite of brilliance.
>>149784458
>Niki Lauda :)
Hired Lulu just to prove his point that anyone could win in a good enough car.
>>149784463
>Toto.
No comment.
>>149784508
This one comes closest, I guess.

>>149784524
>>Starting a multi-front war is the opposite of brilliance.
he just got too proudy

>>149784524
you are just jealous they sound less gay than you do when speaking German

>>149784524
>inking one of the best racists the world has even seen in the middle of the season while he's serving his contract from one of your biggest arch rival
>it was the last thing your rival had going for it and they were so hellbent on keeping it that they fired their team boss of 20 years triggering and even bigger meltdown
He is a genius. His name will be etched into F1 history.

>>149784018
6 Hours of Spa looked kino af with the fireworks at midnight, hoping to go in the future

>>149784450
>At the age of 39, Schrödinger tutored a 14-year-old girl named "Ithi" Junger. Walter Moore relates in his 1989 biography of Schrödinger that the lessons "included 'a fair amount of petting and cuddling'" and Schrödinger "had fallen in love with his pupil". Moore further relates that "not long after her seventeenth birthday, they became lovers". The relationship continued and in 1932 she became pregnant (then aged 20). "Erwin tried to persuade her to have the child; he said he would take care of it, but he did not offer to divorce [wife] Anny ... in desperation, Ithi arranged for an abortion."

>Moore describes Schrödinger having a 'Lolita complex'. He quotes from Schrödinger's diary from the time where he said that "men of strong, genuine intellectuality are immensely attracted only by women who, forming the very beginning of the intellectual series, are as nearly connected to the preferred springs of nature as they". A 2021 Irish Times article summarized this as a "predilection for teenage girls", and denounced Schrödinger as "a serial abuser whose behaviour fitted the profile of a paedophile in the widely understood sense of that term". Schrödinger's grandson and his mother were unhappy with the accusation made by Moore, and once the biography was published, their family broke off contact with him.

>Carlo Rovelli notes in his book Helgoland that Schrödinger "always kept a number of relationships going at once – and made no secret of his fascination with preadolescent girls". ... [Moore's] book also described an episode of Schrödinger being "infatuated" with a twelve-year-old girl, Barbara MacEntee, while in Ireland. He desisted from attentions after a "serious word" from someone, and later "listed her among the unrequited loves of his life."
This stuff alone would have him revered by /f1/ as "brilliant", never mind the quantum physics.

>>149778228
looking like Seth Rollins here

>>149784663
>Schrödinger was a pedophile
Epice.

>>149782483
Together we will perish these trannies, my niggerman friend

Max Make Mercedes Germanic Again
Make Mercedes Silver Again

MAAAAAAAX
MERCEDES WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THEIR SLUMP MAX
STAY AT RED BULL
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX

Schrödinger's tight pink pussy

>>149784963
>ford partnership next year
He knows what's coming.

>>149784663
ToT

where were you when AMX signed to Mercedes?

>>149785152
apology for poor english

when were you when max sign for mercedes?

i was sat at grillikioski eating makkaraperunat when pekka ring

'max sign for mercedes'

'no'

>>149785167
I just hope they drop Antonelli.
He doesn't have what it takes.

>>149785180
i do think jorj is better but i also hate him and i would love for max to steal his seat

>>149784429
here's two

>>149785152
I don't believe it until Alright Guy makes a video about it

>>149785152
In a fantasy world, because it's not real.

>>149785180
>3rd youngest podium finisher ever
>grid full of the best drivers in history
>outperforms russell
>"H-HE DOESN'T HAVE W-WHAT IT T-TAKES CHAT"

>>149785226
you are gay

>>149785226
>>grid full of the best drivers in history

>>149785167
macker pecker's

>>149785226
He wasn't talking about the Hulkster

>>149785249
>Generational talents like lando, amx, leclerc, george russel, piastri, ocon. Literally the best ever, even the best 2nd driver ever perez looked terrible compared to them
>>149785253
Looks tasty

>>149784663
Is this why there aren't movies about him? Because it's too based to comprehend for the simple minds?

>still not race week
wat nou?

>>149785334
garn cricket today boy?

>>149785271
>ocon

>>149782483
15 HAM +857
16 TSU +1.596
17 ANT +10.541
18 BEA +742
18 RUS +1.255

gimi

Imagine being paid 3 million a day and not having to pay income tax

>>149785221
Based

>>149785542
i dont pay income tax

>>149785615
you don't have income

esteWANK oCUNT

Why does that one Canadian have this aversion towards those who live near the Mediterranean Sea?

Confession: I think Norris is a nice bloke and I hope he wins the WDC

Confession: I was actually using a VPN set in Brazil all along JAJAJA

Confession: I’m not really gay, I was pretending.

gimi

>>149784963
RB will be bottom 5 by the end of the year.

>>149785812
He is a vpn muslim poojeet. Naturally, he hates those he views as superior

>>149785271
>Ocon

>>149785812
He's not Canadian
>>149785271
>every good driver is now a generational talent
Gr8 b8 m8

>>149786040
why would a muslim rant so much about "cutfags"

>>149786072
Projection

>>149786085
so maybe he's a pozfag cutfag medshitter himself

>>149786111
unlikely.

>>149785992
me every other day

biz idea: replace all gravel wtih spunk

What GP is next?

>>>/r9k/81824734
gimi

>>149786305
Mitraillete GP

biz idea: have all GP's in the middle east

/biz/ idea: all max fans get a state mandated single mother to take care of

>>149786052
>Gr8 b8 m8
Sad thing is, I've seen people claim that unironically

MAX VERSTAPPEN YOU ARE ZE WORLD CHAMPION, YOU MADE ADOLF PROUD

Ferrari

>>149786477
there are no generational talents on the current grid.

>>149786391
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sandwiches
/biz/ idea: every driver has to eat one of these for bonus points. The fastest to eat, wins.
What do you pick?

>>149786411
The middle east of what?

>>149786524
yeah because jack doohan got swapped out

>>149786441
after seeing the posts here do you really want any of the max supporters anywhere near kids?

>>149786524
Amx unironically

>>149786546
>Butterbrot
>Single, open-faced, with butter.
Right. Because that's definitely considered a "sandwich".
Also, pic related has to be the most disgusting slice of buttered bread I've ever seen.

>>149786611
yes, it will be like the German experiment that ran for decades where they put orphans with pedophiles because the pedophiles would love them more

>>149786641
That board must have been through some shit...

>>149786633
>AMX
the guy who is too bitchmade to race ovals?
the guy who dates a single mother?
the guy who has never had a top 10 teammate since ricciardo?
the guy who is a newey baby?
the guy who needed michael masi give him his first wdc?
the guy who is friends with the goblin?
yeah im thinking he isnt it chief

>>149786641
>the sargeant special

>>149786546
The Francesinha pic looks amazing, so that one.

>>149786694
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>149786694
You mean the man who won 3 WDC in cars that lost the WCC? Who regularly makes the field look like amateurs and beats better cars on weeks red bull is doing poorly? Who got a drive at age 17 because every team wanted him?
None of the things you said relate to his driving.

>>149786654
what?

>>149786832
>You mean the man who won 3 WDC in cars that lost the WCC
if he a decent teammate those cars would have won the wcc
>Who regularly makes the field look like amateurs and beats better cars on weeks red bull is doing poorly
again, shit teammates make him look good
>Who got a drive at age 17 because every team wanted him
Same for Kimi and you know Kimi is pure shit
>None of the things you said relate to his driving
4 of my points are about driving. the other 2 show he holistically doesnt have that dog in him

>>149786919
>if he a decent teammate those cars would have won the wcc
Are you arguing that his teammates were indecent?
>Kimi is pure shit
This isn't just bait, this is a whole fishing boat.

Hix
At
Again
Sony

>>149786919
>"he should make him tale teammates drive better!"
>"he only looks good in first because his teammate is in 16th!"
Just say you hate verstappen, and stop being retarded.

>>149786973
>Are you arguing that his teammates were indecent
perez, albon, gasly are bottom 10 drivers
>This isn't just bait, this is a whole fishing boat.
m8 he is getting bodied by russell, who no one thinks is good, his manager Toto included
>>149787014
lets see max race in equal machinery against any other "top 5" driver. reminder that max kwabs whenever he has to race and isnt leading the championship because he cant race without being able to threaten collision

PEREZ IS BACK

>>149787075
He's fighting McLarens with a car that can't find it's way out of the bottom of the field in anyone else's hands.
He's in worse machinery, fighting the top two.

>>149787075
max in a slower car decimated hamilwog, leclerc, russel, porris and piastree

>>149787160
>Mexican driving a Cadillac
Wow, he's really made it now!

>>149787197
>anyone else's hands
lawson, yuki, and poorez aint it chief. try again
>>149787222
>slower car
good joke!

>>149787160
>its rael
PPCPBROS WHERE WE AT

>>149787233
cope!

>>149787160
>>149785221

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/f1-sergio-perez-set-for-formula-1-return-with-cadillac-for-2026-254257.html

Schumi and Bottas also fighting for the seat (Most likely Bottas will get it)

heh my boy mick... he just needs a little bit more time

>>149787357
there's no reason to take migg
if alpeen thought he had any promise they'd take him out of wec

>>149787406
I miss Bulgarianon like you wouldn't believe

Why do people still see promise in Migg when he's an obvious shitter? Is it just DTS retards?

>>149787406
To be fair, if he wasn't held to his father's standards, he'd probably been given more time.
He probably has the potential to be at least better than Ralf.

>>149787399
I missed a bit of checo being over the side of rhe car.
Ruined the immersion.

Seriously, why the fuck would they bring back Hulkenberg? He got beaten by Perez and doesn't even have a podium.

It isn't real if there's no F1 - Breaking news,

>>149787460
Greatness skips a generation

>>149787444
No, it's the DtStards who have a massive hateboner for Mick because the funny focksmash man didn't like him.

>>149786694
>chief
basedjak.png

>>149787444
It would just be fucking funny

>>149787075
>m8 he is getting bodied by russell, who no one thinks is good, his manager Toto included
says a lot about how shit hamilton, rosberg, and bottas were then

>>149787524
correct! no one has been a true talent in over a decade. most drivers today are trash

>>149787549
except sir max verstappen

>>149787568
cope. they dont knight cucks who date single mothers

>>149787568
>sir

>>149787497
>Greatness skips a generation
That also explains Jos. Too bad I wasn't alive to see his father race.

jos was talented but lazy

is he getting fired or what?

>>149787641
fired up to for a ferrari wdc + wcc in 2026

>>149787499
TRVTHNVKE

Giuseppe "Nino" Farina

>>149787657
*2025
This is our year!

Why do F1 drivers look so low T and feminine nowadays?

>>149787591
they knight people who have deep enough pockets and celebrity fame

>>149787740
Microplastics in placentas

>>149787657
>ferrari wdc + wcc in 2026
Please no. I really don't want to see Lekek win a WDC.
On the other hand, seeing Sir Lewis lose yet another WDC to his teammate, particularly one as bad as Lekek, might be worth it.

>>149787591
https://carbuzz.com/news/max-verstappen-receives-equivalent-of-dutch-knighthood-and-now-outranks-lewis-hamilton/

>>149787657
>fired up to for
oh this is why you're all laughing at me. we all make mistakes

>>149773351 (OP)
If you accurately drew this guy's portrait it would be considered vile and racist

>>149787657
real

this subservient twink has no chance at WDC

english drivers looms

>>149788199
>mclaren colored cuck chair

>>149788194
What did they mean by this

>>149787944
What a pitifully small HP logo, I hope they didn't pay too much for that

>>149785226
>3rd youngest podium finisher ever
I don't know why this statistic matters.
Big Boss Jos Verstappen was 8 days younger than Piastri when they scored their respective first podiums.
Kevin is like 7th or something.

>>149788234
Buckposting is the funniest shit and I don't know why

>>149788271
because blacks getting bummed is hilarious?

>>149785226
>>3rd youngest podium finisher ever
and who is second again? so there, that record is completely pointless

>>149788290
The 2026 FIA Formula 1 World champion?

>>149788307
That's the 2039 world champion though.

>>149782249
no i just h8 piss3. he just has too smug of a demeanor and deserves to be punched in the face for it. id prefer AMX to win but i'll take AMX's friend over poz3

>>149785226
outperforms Russell everywhere except races, qualis and free practises

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZqaNJ53nUI
Alright guys

interesting timing

>>149788489
Why?

>>149788501
there's nonces around

Órale cabrones

can we kill Leclerc

am I the only one who can get a pretty good buzz from a single bottle of beer
just had one and feel like Hulk just won the WDC

>>149788567
I believe that would be illegal. Unless you can lure him into international waters

>>149788577
i need like 7

>>149788577
I'm tolerancemaxxing friend

>>149788602
it's a mercy killing

Weeyums just uploaded a wrong video. KWAB
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ho9a6JPY8&t=152s&pp=ygUPd2lsbGlhbXMgcmFjaW5n

>>149788577
German sized bottle is 50 cl right? Would be enough for me to feel something, but I need two of those at least for a buzz.

>>149788723
Thoughts?

>>149788734
keep following the rabbit hole

>>149788577
Your parents raised you wrong

>>149788734
pornbot, ignore

>>149788577
desu a six pack doesn't even register

>>149778717
Another day of amerrymutts vs the rest of the brawld

>>149788567
No, he has a HALO.

>>149788734
hello sexy dear friend how are you

Would people have celebrated the Hulk podium if he killed Leclerc back in 2018?

>>149788796
yes.

>>149788796
yes, twice as hard

>>149788796
yes, bigly

>>149788796
sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

>>149788796
I think Ferrari all in on Verstappen if Leclerc died in 2018
And Verstappen wins the WDC for Ferrari in 2022

>>149788723
>>149788734
miss i agree, please giv boobs

Ferrari has the two most overrated drivers in modern F1

chequered flag

he's called fat brown because he's fat and he shits himself on the regular

>>149783981
Ugo is fast tracking the junior series right now

>>149788920
he'll never fit in an f1 car

>>149788920
hes noel leon tier
cant compete with tuuka and santiago ramos or the brazilian

just to finish this thread on a high note
/domenicali/ idea: kpop f1 drivers

>>149788996
they tried it
didnt work out

>>149789110
>>149789110
>>149789110

>>149788577
completely drunk from one bottle