>Lap:#8004
>Countdown to Belgian GP:https://f1exposure.com
>Previous thread:>>149757484>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:213 (212 starts)
>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)
>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)
>2025 WEC StandingsLAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)
>News:George was at the Wimbledon final after possibly being let go from Mercedes
death to m*rcedes as always
death to george as well, for good measure
>>149773351 (OP)>George was at the Wimbledon final after possibly being let go from Mercedeslitos lost because of him, fuck this guy
>>149773351 (OP)Is that guy on the bottom right famous? He looks like someone famous?
>>149773393They actually traced that tattoo off some of the back shots she was taking.
max
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piss3 will NEVER win a wdc
>>149773393>those fat hamster cheeksbitch needs to lay off the ice cream
>>149773438Some Hemsworth
>>149773351 (OP)Why do people watch tennis? I do not understand the appeal at all.
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>>149773438Liam Hemsworth
fun fact about last race: every single medshitter finished behind his teammate
>>149773393damn she hit the wall already huh
>>149773351 (OP)Can the Brazilian anon identify the asian girl in the middle?
so hot i got my titties out
>>149773733English-Belgian hybrid, the 2 brownest nations in yurop
>>149773754I've been topless all day
>>149773393now the entire sequence from the front please
>>149773510literally one of the easiest sports to watch
rules are simple
its 1v1 and the most athletic and coordinated guy usually wins
>>149773351 (OP)When is George marrying this Spanish girl? It's been what? 4/5 years now
>>149775118never. once jorj retires from f1 he is coming out as a gay man and breaking up with her.
>>149775150exquisite edd that
savedd
>>149775036>best F1 driver>dates single mum roastoidngmi
>>149775245it's not a shoop
that is not to say that jesus isn't edd
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>>149775263Why are people forgetting that the Michael did basically the same thing?
>>149775348bc michael is braindead and his brother is a poof. so michael is never in the news and his brother always is. simple as
i smell more than amazing
>ralf was the brother i got
>might be some sort of faggot
hoping the mikel curse doesnt pass down
Edd
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>>149774994https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=3lFeKl7K70wlSeOp
>>149776002did Reddit get hacked?
he even destroy the tyre zesty
Driving on bald tyres should result having your license revoked
>>149776122Looks like a guy sitting on a rock and fishing
>>149776184what the actual fuck do you mean?
>>149776184I mean I can see that but how fucking high are you? lmao
>>149776256https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ozZ1BZJGcGo
>>149776667(he was not ok)
>>149776709he actually was
rollbar wins
>>149776667Halo would saved him.
>>149776808actually shocked
the tube cars were deathtraps
>>149776892A lot of historic racers have their roll bars modified to thicker tubes.
Hello, George. Remember me?
>>149777056thats some bitch shit id drive it with the original toilet roll tube
the closeness of death is the spice
Formula 1? More like Formula 0! XD
Iโm in a super walmart taking a scuderia ferrari
>>149777282More like Formula Oi!
Whatโs the point of even watching this season after HVLK PODIVM? Surely thatโs the peak.
Haro
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>>149776855This little fuck ain't saving anyone
>>149777380either ps3 or norris will retire due to mental fatigue when they lose the wdc. that will be even more kino. plus max will still win some races even in the 8th fastest car
https://youtu.be/e9AdYrVqK1g
ps3 supremacy
Confession: I always used to shittalk Hulk but now I canโt
>>149777465youre actually retarded
you dont get put in a le mans contender by accident
>>149777499Next youโll claim you always rated Giovinazzi
>>149777557no i shit on gio bad
ive always reminded people he has a le mans win
>>149777454poz3 will NEVER win a wdc. screencap this
>>149777604ill screencap your obituary
>>149774321hello sexy baby i kiss you
>>149777557>he didn't rate giovanni, if not for his looks, then his basedness
>>149777906What's so special about his looks?
>>149778089Good hairline, pvre roman phenotype
>>149778089He's literally what the whole of Europe means when they answer Italy when asked the country with the most attractive people
>>149778137>>149778228so you guys goon to Gio because of that? Weird.
>>149778328Bacha bazi victim of toto
>>149778228>literally what the whole of Europe means when they answer Italy when asked the country with the most attractive peopleStrange. I generally find Italian women more attractive than Gionazi.
>>149778364>Strange. I generally find Italian women more attractive than Gionazi.Bit sexist
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There is a mosquito in my apartment. I closed off the bedroom door, gambling it's in the living room. Pray for me. I don't want my soul sucked away like succubus Kelly intends to do with Max.
>>149778416most brave euro
>>149778416Yo wtf, why is females mosquitos living 4-5 times longer? Holy fuck, I thought being human male is bullshit but damn.
nius
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Did YOU catch the daily news recap, anon?
>>149778478Only females bite. Typical huh.
>>149778483>anon READS daily news recap
need to remove a wasp nest but I'm lazy. easier to kill the wasps entering the apartment with the kot.
Henlo I am a Portuguese man. Now what?
>>149778579Fuck some Nafris
>>149778500brake spray, thank me later
>>149778499>Only female mosquitoes bite because they require blood for the development of their eggs.>Male mosquitoes do not bite and instead feed on nectar and plant juices for sustenance.Day is fucking ruined.
>>149778579Go to Brazil for one (1) day.
>>149778499I find that a lot of buzz often doesn't make its way to big news outlets, which is why Rab's daily recaps are good. He'll usually cover rumors/speculation before everyone else. Like the McLaren magic a while back.
>>149778626Why are Americans obsessed with spraying things? When I went over there you had thousands of sprays everywhere. I swear to god the moment someone invents corn syrup in a spraying can 350 million Amerisharts are gonna die of happiness
>>149778640checo has two sets of fries with his big mac?
pls
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>>149778682Come again amigo (you will because youโre Edd)
>>149778718All sudacas are carbmaxxers
>>149778717>eurospic doesnโt use insecticide spray to kill pesky insectsSuch is life in portapottyugal
>>149778774>being scared of bugskwab
>>149778717So what do you guys use to do brake jobs over there?
>>149778673How did you not already know that, japanon?
There's a reason all blood-sucking mosquitoes in anime and manga are female.
And, no, ใในใฟใผใขในใญใผใใณ does not count. That one takes way too many liberties in the first place!
>>149778868He's not a Jap.
>>149778894Well, that explains it.
Spray
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>this confuses some yurosharts, apparently
>>149778483Nein. Too busy laughing at POOREZ.
>>149778717idk i just love spraying my cum all over your mother. f1 related because my cum shoots out faster than a race car
Sainz' future prospects are all gone
>>149778640i reckon thats a fairly small serving for a normal person
If you want your son to have the right genetics to be a F1 champion then you need to runtmax when picking a wife
>>149779167>tf>tpAs usual
>>149779173Sadly, somewhere out thereโฆ someone is aroused by midgets.
>>149779214Yes I too hope Yuki finds a partner!
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>superspeedway night race, 200 laps
>basically leading the race from start to finish bump drafting to get ahead into a 4-car pack
>back hurts like shit, sleepy and tired
>random ass yellow comes out cause someone loses connection
>pit for left side tires worrying they'll blow seeing my competitors going down, 2 cars stay out
>turns out my lingering feeling was right we didn't need tires after all
>bogged down by the 2 cars that didn't take tires on the restart because tire diff
>one of them goes below the yellow line onto the apron and I get squeezed by both lanes
>get hit by a wrecker from all race being out of a position in my path and finish 10th
>the other car which stayed out (the entire field pitted save for 2 cars) is some michael jackson knockoff who cruises to the win and starts celebrating like crazy, everyone in the grid congratulating him for how hard he worked for it
>nobody even remembers our team and what we were doing for the race, at best get a shameless zoomie rival telling us to stfu
>mfw
/f1/ races for this feel?
>>149773805But heโs no Cevert.
>>149779167Classic
>>149779646Reminder that Cevert was Jewish
Ba-de-ya
Say, do you remember
Ba-de-ya
Dancing in September
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpuKKEoZmgs
What are we grooving to tonight /f1/?
>>149780146Dwemer-esque
https://youtube.com/shorts/qN80_7rNmcE
>>149780087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeT83ShQbBw
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>didn't finish what I had
>didn't need to go buy 2l
jej
>>149780404with no survivors
>>149775251>>149775348Its the secret to being a generational driver.
>>149780816scott mclaughing
lil bros wearing a dress kwab
>>149773351 (OP)Who is the beard?
>>149780921>Piastri Breaking>>149780940Carmen Montero Mundt
>>149780916scott nclaughin
I see the moon in the window morning beauty
I have sat in this chair for 4 hours unmoving blankly staring
My pain is constant and sharp
>>149781019should played some vidya
>>149780921built like a thunderbirds marionette
>>149776667>>149776855>>149777382His soul was weighed down by gravity.
this is the week
you heard it here first
George was looking so fresh at Wimby
>>149777465If I may go back to my HIDF days for a moment, I remember an American flag shit talking Hulk even after good races where he beat teammates like Sainz.
I want to get into F1. What era or season should I first watch?
>>149781325the week verstappen announces hes of to mercedes in 2026
>Doping cheats won Wimbeldon
F1 races for this feel?
>inb4 any MWL race
>>149773351 (OP)You cannot convince me that Jeorgj isn't taking it up the bumbum every night. He's getting fucked with a strapon.
>>149781722you think about gayness a lot. anything you want to tell the class?
>>149781740this dude loved playing soggy biscuit
>>149781655The current one
>>149781746I have an argument. I have regular straight sex with a biologic female gf. Is that gay?
>>149781616the best medshitters are about as good as hulkenberg
>>149781709Serbia lost that's all that matters
>>149781795so did ralf schumacher. try again
>>149781325nah, i think it's the next one
>>149781834I like having sex with females. Unlike Jeorj.
>>149781795>having sex with someone who's into menVery gay
>>149781655why bother when F1 is ending after this year?
>>149781746how new r u? driver i don't like = gay
>>149781983Jeorj will be the first openly homosexual F1 driver. Mark my words.
For the past week I spent about an hour a day going through Youtube videos about the time Hulk was rumored to go to Haas to his first races when it came apparent he was much better than Mick. It's quite interesting what some people put out there.
>>149781983how new r u? any chance to insinuate a poster is gay or retarded and ill take it. simple as
>>149782121i know that feel
hi
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>>149782028how many F1 podiums did the nycker get?
>>149782216He meant to write "mourning".
>>149782231Pretty sure he wanted "moaning"
>>149773447>wanting norris to be wdc, every threadyou need your head checked
>>149782231mourning because rb is ded?
>>149782260I didn't even know he was sick
>>149782260Among many other reasons.
But most anons in here are depressed anyway, so they don't need any reason to mourn.
>>149782249>norris to be wdcHulk will win it. He's only 197 points behind with 12 races (300pts) left, and he's only just getting started!
>>149782249australia deserves nothing
>>149782028>3 season wonder>Better than Mick>Only won because Chuck, NARB, Albono, and Goblando left F2
>>149782121literally me
where did it all go so wrong
Ive been drinking too much and I cant stop
GIMI
>>149782399first time in 13 years he had proper control over a vehicle
>>149782338Learn to read flip
>>149781722>>149773417The amount of room George owns in your headspace seems unhealthy.
>>149782483any race in which nothing happened. lots of choices so pick your favourite.
someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves
>>149782692lewis hamilton in a ferrari got dabbed on by nico hulkenberg in a sauber
>>149782483anthem performance for US GPs
georg
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>do everything right
>get fired
Not a fan of George but this just rubs me wrong.
>>149782482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0
>>149782802he's mid and an unlikeable cunt on top of that
>>149782483We did it Lewis ! We stopped Racism !
>>149782802That's what you get for not being a real boy
>>149782802he's beyond ass
>>149782692aint gonna happen anytime soon friend
>>149782809he's the 2nd best driver of the year
>>149782833nice digits
but what the fuck are you talking about?
>>149782802Itโs ok. Heโs gonna be a champion somewhere else.
>>149782809I hope this makes him even more of a cunt, the sport needs a new villain now that Hamilton is on the way out
>>149782802Amx is going to annihilate narg and give mercedes der exact same second seat problems that red bull have.
imagine being jorj
he had to follow mercedes win championship after championship from the williams garage and then they fell off right as he joined. now this
>>149782995good
i don't know if marionettes can feel pain and sadness like real people but i wish nothing but that on him
>>149782995find solace in being the best grand prix pilot since jim clark
>>149782802Don't sell the bears skin before hes been shot
>>149782995What if they fell of because of him?
>"Sorry, I wouldn't want to live in Italy or Switzerland, I'd rather go to the UK."
Is the UK-advantage for teams really a thing?
>>149773351 (OP)why is george low key turning into max headroom?
>>149783125We have alton towers and brands hatch, this is basically eden.
Is Jonathan Wheatley married?
He seems a bit...out there, not sure how to put it.
>>149783125>Greggs in UK 2388
>Greggs in Switzerland 0
>>149783217he's zesty without the zest
>>149783125The overwhelming majority of F1 tech / engineering talent is produced in the UK, they don't need to "go to the UK" when they're already there. An English person would pick living in the English countryside where the F1 teams are based over Switzerland or Italy 99 times out of 100
>>149783179>alton towersis that the theme park with the rollercoaster that keeps crippling people
>>149783337George and Carmen are so hot right now
>>149783337that much shorter than him, even in heels? what a teeny tiny little woman
>>149783306the last time an english team won the wdc was 2009
>>149783337She reminds me of Eva Mendez. Just one more proof that George should be >our guy since he has the same taste in women as literally me
>>149783451>This record will last forever since there is no longer any British team in F1Grimi
>>149783413Not as teeny as carrie
>>149783472>the goose chased after a women 6 years older than him and put 2 kids in herF1 related because of Max Verstappen
>>149782483George Russel fan club
>>149782692If we just take this season as a benchpoint then he has been massively slower than his teammate, won a sprint in an illegal car and failed to catch and overtake a sauber in a Ferrari for 50% of the race distance at the one track he is good at, in supposedly the conditions he likes best.
>>149780921Looks like he listens to The Talking Heads
>>149783636Looks like he listens to kd lang
>>149783337>manhands>man facial features>literal man body with no curves>flat as a pancakeIf you'd say it has a dick, I'd be inclined to agree as well. And no, I'm not talking about Jeorj.
>>149780921You're allright. Don't come to F1 academy tomorrow.
>>149783657>can't stop thinking about trannies
>>149783686Off by one lad.
>>149783686Hungary : George Russell :: Switzerland : Daniel Ricciardo
>>149783700honorable mentions
Netherlands : Valtteri Bottas
>>149783487>Carrie mentioned
fun fact: this is still on the table
>>149782802He's a straight 6s student. Does everything right to pass.
That's not enough to get the best seat.
>>149783788Max got shit on by Ricciardo, bro
>>149783826Fake news, belgium is the land of the 7/10s.
>>149783605Hulk did it because Sauber put him on mediums. Hamilton was on softs and for the first couple of rounds he gained on him. It was pretty obvious when the softs gave up and Hamilton lost pace on him.
I hate Hamilton like the next guy, but I'm really confident that he would have caught Hulk on mediums. Good on Sauber for doing the smart thing.
Bought an """"Amazon Renewed"""" laptop. As Lando Norris would say, it's broken.
>>149783752Not so fun fact: you're brown
>>149783888well it didn't say amazon fixed now did it?
>>149783888suck shit dick head
kwab
>>149783826That's some bullshit. No one here thinks our bulbabros are ugly
are we ever gonna have another brown driver?
>>149783932It won't even not crash long enough for me to factory reset it to send it back. Lol. Lmao.
Anyway what is the /f1/ verdict on the F1 movie? Watchable?
>>149783868are you going to Spa this year?
>>149783981we already have bortoleto
>>149783986reckon you should take it to the nearest amazon hub warehouse factory building thing and smash some cunt with it then burn the joint to the ground
>>149784001Nope, I've gone this year for the first time to see the 6 hours of spa.
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>>149783802>got shit onHe was 52 points behind in 2016, with 4 races with TorroRosso.
In 2017 he was 32 points behind, with 3 races where he got taken out by other people.
In 2018 he had 79 more points.
That's not getting shit on. Yes, in two seasons he wasn't the one with the most points. But he wasn't far behind, rarely more than 2 positions difference.
>>149783876>and for the first couple of rounds he gained on him.Only after Hamilton went off of the circuit and cost himself 6-8 seconds.
>>149783981yeah i will join a race in blackface
>>149773681Summer Lin, seated next to her husband Jam Hsiao, apparently. She's 52 years old.
>>149783981There are several?
>>149784188but he's asking if there'll be another
>>149784227Of course, white people are going extinct and getting pushed out too.
>>149784144RB wrote sports history. 2 years from one of the most dominant F1 seasons to literal fucking zeroes.
>>149783686the max headroom was me, nta
>>149784290williams already did it in the 90s
>>149784333I doubt RB is going to survive, it's a fucking energy drink company, not some elite sport history.
I guess that's the issue with Austrians. They are as retarded just as many times as they are brilliant.
>>149784349>They are as retarded just as many times as they are brilliant.Name one brilliant Austrian.
>found out today that Globo got the rights to F1 starting next year
>now I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place to watch F1 in 2026
I hate it
>>149782483I was too focused on the racial unity occurring the foreground to notice the troons in the back
>>149783981There are 4 brownoids on the grid right
>>149782483The handshake that ended racism
>>149784450>SchrรถdingerMuh cat.
>>149784456>adolfStarting a multi-front war is the opposite of brilliance.
>>149784458>Niki Lauda :)Hired Lulu just to prove his point that anyone could win in a good enough car.
>>149784463>Toto.No comment.
>>149784508This one comes closest, I guess.
>>149784524>>Starting a multi-front war is the opposite of brilliance.he just got too proudy
>>149784524you are just jealous they sound less gay than you do when speaking German
>>149784524>inking one of the best racists the world has even seen in the middle of the season while he's serving his contract from one of your biggest arch rival>it was the last thing your rival had going for it and they were so hellbent on keeping it that they fired their team boss of 20 years triggering and even bigger meltdownHe is a genius. His name will be etched into F1 history.
>>1497840186 Hours of Spa looked kino af with the fireworks at midnight, hoping to go in the future
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>>149784450>At the age of 39, Schrรถdinger tutored a 14-year-old girl named "Ithi" Junger. Walter Moore relates in his 1989 biography of Schrรถdinger that the lessons "included 'a fair amount of petting and cuddling'" and Schrรถdinger "had fallen in love with his pupil". Moore further relates that "not long after her seventeenth birthday, they became lovers". The relationship continued and in 1932 she became pregnant (then aged 20). "Erwin tried to persuade her to have the child; he said he would take care of it, but he did not offer to divorce [wife] Anny ... in desperation, Ithi arranged for an abortion.">Moore describes Schrรถdinger having a 'Lolita complex'. He quotes from Schrรถdinger's diary from the time where he said that "men of strong, genuine intellectuality are immensely attracted only by women who, forming the very beginning of the intellectual series, are as nearly connected to the preferred springs of nature as they". A 2021 Irish Times article summarized this as a "predilection for teenage girls", and denounced Schrรถdinger as "a serial abuser whose behaviour fitted the profile of a paedophile in the widely understood sense of that term". Schrรถdinger's grandson and his mother were unhappy with the accusation made by Moore, and once the biography was published, their family broke off contact with him.>Carlo Rovelli notes in his book Helgoland that Schrรถdinger "always kept a number of relationships going at once โ and made no secret of his fascination with preadolescent girls". ... [Moore's] book also described an episode of Schrรถdinger being "infatuated" with a twelve-year-old girl, Barbara MacEntee, while in Ireland. He desisted from attentions after a "serious word" from someone, and later "listed her among the unrequited loves of his life."This stuff alone would have him revered by /f1/ as "brilliant", never mind the quantum physics.
>>149778228looking like Seth Rollins here
>>149784663>Schrรถdinger was a pedophileEpice.
>>149782483Together we will perish these trannies, my niggerman friend
Max Make Mercedes Germanic Again
Make Mercedes Silver Again
MAAAAAAAX
MERCEDES WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THEIR SLUMP MAX
STAY AT RED BULL
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX
Schrรถdinger's tight pink pussy
>>149784963>ford partnership next yearHe knows what's coming.
where were you when AMX signed to Mercedes?
>>149785152apology for poor english
when were you when max sign for mercedes?
i was sat at grillikioski eating makkaraperunat when pekka ring
'max sign for mercedes'
'no'
>>149785167I just hope they drop Antonelli.
He doesn't have what it takes.
>>149785180i do think jorj is better but i also hate him and i would love for max to steal his seat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je7co0MtDrQ
>>149785152I don't believe it until Alright Guy makes a video about it
>>149785152In a fantasy world, because it's not real.
>>149785180>3rd youngest podium finisher ever>grid full of the best drivers in history>outperforms russell>"H-HE DOESN'T HAVE W-WHAT IT T-TAKES CHAT"
>>149785226>>grid full of the best drivers in history
>>149785167macker pecker's
>>149785226He wasn't talking about the Hulkster
>>149785249>Generational talents like lando, amx, leclerc, george russel, piastri, ocon. Literally the best ever, even the best 2nd driver ever perez looked terrible compared to them>>149785253Looks tasty
>>149784663Is this why there aren't movies about him? Because it's too based to comprehend for the simple minds?
>still not race week
wat nou?
>>149785334garn cricket today boy?
>>14978248315 HAM +857
16 TSU +1.596
17 ANT +10.541
18 BEA +742
18 RUS +1.255
Imagine being paid 3 million a day and not having to pay income tax
>>149785542i dont pay income tax
>>149785615you don't have income
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Why does that one Canadian have this aversion towards those who live near the Mediterranean Sea?
Confession: I think Norris is a nice bloke and I hope he wins the WDC
Confession: I was actually using a VPN set in Brazil all along JAJAJA
Confession: Iโm not really gay, I was pretending.
gimi
>>149784963RB will be bottom 5 by the end of the year.
>>149785812He is a vpn muslim poojeet. Naturally, he hates those he views as superior
>>149785812He's not Canadian
>>149785271>every good driver is now a generational talentGr8 b8 m8
>>149786040why would a muslim rant so much about "cutfags"
>>149786085so maybe he's a pozfag cutfag medshitter himself
>>149785992me every other day
spunk
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biz idea: replace all gravel wtih spunk
>>149786305Mitraillete GP
biz idea: have all GP's in the middle east
/biz/ idea: all max fans get a state mandated single mother to take care of
>>149786052>Gr8 b8 m8Sad thing is, I've seen people claim that unironically
MAX VERSTAPPEN YOU ARE ZE WORLD CHAMPION, YOU MADE ADOLF PROUD
>>149786477there are no generational talents on the current grid.
>>149786391https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sandwiches
/biz/ idea: every driver has to eat one of these for bonus points. The fastest to eat, wins.
What do you pick?
>>149786411The middle east of what?
>>149786524yeah because jack doohan got swapped out
>>149786441after seeing the posts here do you really want any of the max supporters anywhere near kids?
>>149786524Amx unironically
>>149786546>Butterbrot>Single, open-faced, with butter.Right. Because that's definitely considered a "sandwich".
Also, pic related has to be the most disgusting slice of buttered bread I've ever seen.
>>149786611yes, it will be like the German experiment that ran for decades where they put orphans with pedophiles because the pedophiles would love them more
>>149786641That board must have been through some shit...
>>149786633>AMXthe guy who is too bitchmade to race ovals?
the guy who dates a single mother?
the guy who has never had a top 10 teammate since ricciardo?
the guy who is a newey baby?
the guy who needed michael masi give him his first wdc?
the guy who is friends with the goblin?
yeah im thinking he isnt it chief
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>>149786641>the sargeant special
>>149786546The Francesinha pic looks amazing, so that one.
>>149786694reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>149786694You mean the man who won 3 WDC in cars that lost the WCC? Who regularly makes the field look like amateurs and beats better cars on weeks red bull is doing poorly? Who got a drive at age 17 because every team wanted him?
None of the things you said relate to his driving.
>>149786832>You mean the man who won 3 WDC in cars that lost the WCCif he a decent teammate those cars would have won the wcc
>Who regularly makes the field look like amateurs and beats better cars on weeks red bull is doing poorlyagain, shit teammates make him look good
>Who got a drive at age 17 because every team wanted himSame for Kimi and you know Kimi is pure shit
>None of the things you said relate to his driving4 of my points are about driving. the other 2 show he holistically doesnt have that dog in him
>>149786919>if he a decent teammate those cars would have won the wccAre you arguing that his teammates were indecent?
>Kimi is pure shitThis isn't just bait, this is a whole fishing boat.
>>149786919>"he should make him tale teammates drive better!" >"he only looks good in first because his teammate is in 16th!"Just say you hate verstappen, and stop being retarded.
>>149786973>Are you arguing that his teammates were indecentperez, albon, gasly are bottom 10 drivers
>This isn't just bait, this is a whole fishing boat.m8 he is getting bodied by russell, who no one thinks is good, his manager Toto included
>>149787014lets see max race in equal machinery against any other "top 5" driver. reminder that max kwabs whenever he has to race and isnt leading the championship because he cant race without being able to threaten collision
>>149787075He's fighting McLarens with a car that can't find it's way out of the bottom of the field in anyone else's hands.
He's in worse machinery, fighting the top two.
>>149787075max in a slower car decimated hamilwog, leclerc, russel, porris and piastree
>Grand Prix in: 12 days, 21 hours, 5 minutes, 7 seconds
>>149787160>Mexican driving a CadillacWow, he's really made it now!
>>149787197>anyone else's handslawson, yuki, and poorez aint it chief. try again
>>149787222>slower cargood joke!
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>>149787160>its raelPPCPBROS WHERE WE AT
https://www.autoevolution.com/news/f1-sergio-perez-set-for-formula-1-return-with-cadillac-for-2026-254257.html
Schumi and Bottas also fighting for the seat (Most likely Bottas will get it)
heh my boy mick... he just needs a little bit more time
>>149787357there's no reason to take migg
if alpeen thought he had any promise they'd take him out of wec
>>149787406I miss Bulgarianon like you wouldn't believe
Why do people still see promise in Migg when he's an obvious shitter? Is it just DTS retards?
>>149787406To be fair, if he wasn't held to his father's standards, he'd probably been given more time.
He probably has the potential to be at least better than Ralf.
>>149787399I missed a bit of checo being over the side of rhe car.
Ruined the immersion.
Seriously, why the fuck would they bring back Hulkenberg? He got beaten by Perez and doesn't even have a podium.
It isn't real if there's no F1 - Breaking news,
>>149787460Greatness skips a generation
>>149787444No, it's the DtStards who have a massive hateboner for Mick because the funny focksmash man didn't like him.
>>149786694>chiefbasedjak.png
>>149787444It would just be fucking funny
>>149787075>m8 he is getting bodied by russell, who no one thinks is good, his manager Toto includedsays a lot about how shit hamilton, rosberg, and bottas were then
>>149787524correct! no one has been a true talent in over a decade. most drivers today are trash
>>149787549except sir max verstappen
>>149787568cope. they dont knight cucks who date single mothers
>>149787497>Greatness skips a generationThat also explains Jos. Too bad I wasn't alive to see his father race.
jos was talented but lazy
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is he getting fired or what?
>>149787641fired up to for a ferrari wdc + wcc in 2026
>>149787657*2025
This is our year!
Why do F1 drivers look so low T and feminine nowadays?
>>149787591they knight people who have deep enough pockets and celebrity fame
>>149787740Microplastics in placentas
>>149787657>ferrari wdc + wcc in 2026Please no. I really don't want to see Lekek win a WDC.
On the other hand, seeing Sir Lewis lose yet another WDC to his teammate, particularly one as bad as Lekek, might be worth it.
>>149787591https://carbuzz.com/news/max-verstappen-receives-equivalent-of-dutch-knighthood-and-now-outranks-lewis-hamilton/
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>>149787657>fired up to foroh this is why you're all laughing at me. we all make mistakes
>>149773351 (OP)If you accurately drew this guy's portrait it would be considered vile and racist
this subservient twink has no chance at WDC
>>149788199>mclaren colored cuck chair
>>149788194What did they mean by this
>>149787944What a pitifully small HP logo, I hope they didn't pay too much for that
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>>149785226>3rd youngest podium finisher everI don't know why this statistic matters.
Big Boss Jos Verstappen was 8 days younger than Piastri when they scored their respective first podiums.
Kevin is like 7th or something.
>>149788234Buckposting is the funniest shit and I don't know why
>>149788271because blacks getting bummed is hilarious?
>>149785226>>3rd youngest podium finisher ever
and who is second again? so there, that record is completely pointless
>>149788290The 2026 FIA Formula 1 World champion?
>>149788307That's the 2039 world champion though.
>>149782249no i just h8 piss3. he just has too smug of a demeanor and deserves to be punched in the face for it. id prefer AMX to win but i'll take AMX's friend over poz3
>>149785226outperforms Russell everywhere except races, qualis and free practises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZqaNJ53nUI
Alright guys
>>149788501there's nonces around
am I the only one who can get a pretty good buzz from a single bottle of beer
just had one and feel like Hulk just won the WDC
>>149788567I believe that would be illegal. Unless you can lure him into international waters
>>149788577I'm tolerancemaxxing friend
>>149788602it's a mercy killing
Weeyums just uploaded a wrong video. KWAB
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ho9a6JPY8&t=152s&pp=ygUPd2lsbGlhbXMgcmFjaW5n
>>149788577German sized bottle is 50 cl right? Would be enough for me to feel something, but I need two of those at least for a buzz.
>>149788734keep following the rabbit hole
>>149788577Your parents raised you wrong
>>149788734pornbot, ignore
>>149788577desu a six pack doesn't even register
>>149778717Another day of amerrymutts vs the rest of the brawld
>>149788567No, he has a HALO.
>>149788734hello sexy dear friend how are you
Would people have celebrated the Hulk podium if he killed Leclerc back in 2018?
>>149788796yes, twice as hard
>>149788796sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
>>149788796I think Ferrari all in on Verstappen if Leclerc died in 2018
And Verstappen wins the WDC for Ferrari in 2022
>>149788723>>149788734miss i agree, please giv boobs
Ferrari has the two most overrated drivers in modern F1
>just thought about Mekies trying to calm Max down in one of those hungarian situations
he's called fat brown because he's fat and he shits himself on the regular
>>149783981Ugo is fast tracking the junior series right now
>>149788920he'll never fit in an f1 car
>>149788920hes noel leon tier
cant compete with tuuka and santiago ramos or the brazilian
just to finish this thread on a high note
/domenicali/ idea: kpop f1 drivers
>>149788996they tried it
didnt work out
>>149788577completely drunk from one bottle
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