/hoc/
Ducks will win a cup in the next decade, I guarantee!

https://stockspyder.com/the-25-ugliest-jerseys-in-hockey-history/

>naming a professional team after a disney movie
american sports are a meme

bud + 1 = trb

>>149777744
schizo is in here shant be using this thread

>>149777744
this

Why

copey won dylan lost
stephen won rapey lost and was raped kwab

>>149779082

>>149779082
Probably wanted to trade him out of the west, I was thinking why not the Oilers or Chicago? Still tho Dubas actually fleeced someone. Wow!

/playoffsbound/

>>149779262
Doubt

is this the thread

>>149777434 (OP)
The Ducks missed their window. None of their prospects panned out and their veteran core they traded from the Rags are Marner.

thinking about gary

gary would sell you for a nickel if given the chance

>>149779377
Hes has and did

thank u, gary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW8J1DeAQhU

>>149779330
Unfortunately yes

>>149779377
gary's people disabled ublock and 4chanX so i had to switch browsers

sex with gary

the sharks are gonna win a cup before the ducks

>>149779427
Same. Firefox is aight.

Is Evgeny Kuznetsov coming back? I'm hearing rumblings, he'd look good in Florida on the cheap.

>>149779377
im worth less

>>149779437
I assume he would go to the rags because of all the russians or minnesota to play with kaprizov. I heard he was agreeable to go to the habs, but the habs dont want him. I could see him go to the islanders because they have russians too. I doubt anyone wants pay him above league minimum

absolute marner thread

>>149779434
The ducks already won the cup during the sharks 20 year window where they choked every year

*drinks water*
Stay hydrated bros!

>>149779391

>>149779518
Yeah I immediately thought Minnesota.

>>149779427
hmm should I trust
>trillion dollar company who is legally required to be careful with my data
or
>unsigned github js that can read and modify data on all websites

>>149779589
Retard

>legally required to be careful with my data

bipolar willing tipsy unvaccinated ginger amish schoolgirl hymen in pigtails with no gag reflex wearing a confederate flag bikini and her identical twin sister who do EVERYTHING together

>>149779688
the albertan chud's dream girl

>>149779589
most raped post i've read all day

>>149779688
Me and the boys would EM her.

>panthers parade drew 50k

>>149779737
That sounds fine especially since their fanbase is spread out in chud sprawl

>>149777434 (OP)
good thread OP, much better than the usual gay faggot OPs that some gay faggot threadcuck's been cooking up

>>149779737
Next years will be bigger

>>149779347
>>149779531
we don't refer to him as that anymore

>>149779737
southern hockey does draw, wtf was Atlanta and Arizona's problem?

Hockey.

flush it down

>>149777434 (OP)
what kind of retard thread is this

>>149780012
Nice blu ray collection

>>149779437
he want's to come back to nhl after finding out SKA is a shit team run by retards, even DeAngelo left midseason lmao

>>149779737
that number sounds dynamite imo

>>149780012
Why is bro jerking off to hockey?
>rags

Inshallah every single American team wins the Stanle Ycup before the next Canadian team

>>149780012
>the state of that wrinkly butt

>>149780012
lewd

>>149780012
what is this fetish called? Exposed butt facing a tv?

>>149780093
gonna be tough when the kitties win every season

>>149780132
so you don't know

>>149780132
Years back there was a similar picture of a naked manlet in that same pose jerking off to a picture of the wwe wrestler known as the big show

>>149780193
Weeee-eeellll

Good luck on monday wagiebros :)

>>149780193
That image is burnt into my memory unfortunately
>>149780192
No clue

>>149780210
monday is my friday :)

WRESTLEFAGGOTS OUT

>>149780192
you tell me

>>149779999
checked quads

>>149780225
it's wrestlechads

Our Gary who art in heaven

gotta love the gare mare ya just gotta

>>149780132
>watching goalless montreal-rangers
Masochism.

slopdown was cancelled

>>149780193
Why didn't Big Show become more of a star in WWE? Not the guy who jacked off to him btw. I'm not even short

>>149780374
are you retarded

>>149780012
You've posted her before. How'd you blow it?

>>149780397
fraid so

>>149780397
i'm here

quit exposing the business

>Kaprizov is going to recreate this photograph with President Donald J. Trump

>>149780411
I wish I had girls like that to blow.

>>149780225
Good post

>>149780225
Bad post

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xW8J1DeAQhU

>>149780638
Why is he so bad at dressing properly for ball hockey?

>>149780225
Excellent Post.

>>149777434 (OP)
the ducks will win a round before the kings do

>>149780225
Terrible post.

Behold: Captain France!

>>149780698
he played for my knighties :)

>>149780225
Terrific post.

>>149780706
and the krakies

>>149780225
Correct post

>>149780374
as i recall he was exposed as unfit to be in the WWF shortly after Vince poached him from WCW so he was shit and slow and out of breath every 5 seconds and hurt people so he was forced on a conditioning stint basically fired even dropped from the No Mercy game making his intial hype as the new Monster guy cool down. i stopped watching about then the 9/11 magick spell dropped me off into a universe where i joined a band and became overwhelmed with multiple willing indie sluts with vintage musty clothes and the juiciest hairy pussies. that immediately made wrestling gay.
Leafs are absolutely the team to beat in the east this year btw they got a chip on their shoulder and became closer to a complete bonded squad by a major subtraction yet their trades and pick ups so far have similarly cemented this.

Wrestling was always gay and the laffs are shit

>>149780848
laffs unloaded their marner so they're no longer marner

paul wight just turned heel on billy gunn!

>>149780885
>pajama boy will carry us
kek

>>149780885
we don't call those that here

>>149780899
does this look like a man who can't be trusted to lead a team to victory???

vacquer is so over

>>149780923
We have somehow been putting this guy on trial for 20 years

When I say GO
you say FLAMES

now i see why all the numales hate matty schaefer so badly, he was shitting on their precious bizjigger.

KWAB at least he finally won something

>>149781055
He also won the lottery with a 15 inch penis

what the fuck is a bizjigger

>>149781055
I don't know anything about golf. Does this mean he can go to the PGA tour or something?

>evolution's center ring ad was Maybelline
based

>>149781066
When you blow your buddy while fingering his butt...but it's all business, no kissing

>>149781071
yeah but what if she was actually just born with it

>>149781075
And the opposite of this is the Rusty Trombone - where you rim a guy while giving him a handjob

>>149781079
My bf and I call that the Blazing Saddle

>>149781092

used to play Maybelline by Chuck Berry really fast and jam on it for 20 minutes in this blues power trio i had touring around dive bars and biker backyards 20 years or so ago. too much fun. when the Ducks won one of the guys came through a notable drug dealer biker abode from the rez the night before we setup and played there but left the Cup at home. he was literally there to buy a mountain of coke to put in the Cup for his boys back in town.

maybe she'a born with it

Maybe it's maybelline

My name..is..Alberto

Wrestling is for 40 year old virgins also your containment board is >>>/pw/
this is a hockey general

it was a gay magazine

>>149781092
seems like that has a few meanings actually

>>149781129
cope iyo vs rhea was K I N O

reminder: goal scored off defenders balls

>>149781174
possibly the pinnacle of Phoenix Coyote ice hockey

>>149781207
My second favourite part about it is that the shot was going 10 feet wide

>>149781219
kek it was a pass bro

>>149781069
it wasnt even a real golf course it was more like a slightly harder pitch and putt course. some of the holes were not even 100 yards.

>>149781224
Heh it might have been, but it was about a foot off the ice so would have been hard to handle

>>149781233
lmaaaao

I keep getting recommended a golf video of Nick tarnasky bullying a retard on the golf course

has got to be the best jersey in the history of the nhl

>>149781273
have you somehow not watched it?

>>149781273
here's the recap

>>149780638
does shannon wear sweatpants on days when its 35+ degrees outside because he is embarrassed of his non existent calves?

>>149781277
>>149781281
no, I seen buddy fall in the pond and turned it off

>>149781276
totally, the mammoth is such a soulless downgrade

nice fagtape shannon lmao no wonder numales love this guy so much

>>149781311
anybody who plays ball hockey in summer with long sleeves and anything other than shorts should be executed by the state

>>149781311
Wouldn't you be really hot wearing a jersey, gloves and pants in the middle of July running around?

Shannon must be loaded, I was watching some youtuber who only gets half his views mention he makes $100USD a year from youtube

>>149781328
here's his stats

a current NHL famous recently gifted a huge contract player showed up at my buddys ball hockey game to play earlier today. nobody was there but the 2 teams. the player was hanging with his old friends and showed up with a truck full of cases of beer. my friend brought half a case home for us.

>>149781328
ive seen youtbue videos of white collar workers who quit their job with a publicly traded company to run a youtube channel about some meme hobby and they have said once you get to 200k+ subscribers you are easily making 6 figures a year.

>>149781372
neat. but keep in mind whatever digital cock you have to suck to be desperate enough to get the algorithm on your side and then have to continue the popular channel humiliating yourself with a digital cock in your mouth the whole time is not really worth it for me.

>>149781336
nice

>>149777683
>doesn't understand the historical significance of the Flying V

god damn I could really go for a baked potato right now

>>149781461
my buddy makes them great but when he does the sweet potatoes they are almost liquid inside and he loudly slurps when eating them it is so oft putting. his apartment is covered in cat hair too and when he rolls joints they contain at least 40percent cat hair and burning cat hair smells atrocious i can only imagine what it tastes like.

>>149781475
Cool but im hungry as fuck right now and the only thing open is a mcsonalds exactly 1km that i am too drunk to drive to

>>149781485
it's only 1km

>>149781492
No!!!

>>149781475
your buddy cums in those potatoes you know that right

this sucks. sure i ate a ham and cheddar sandwich, and 2 more peanut butter and jemima sangs, and some oatmeal cookies and a couple of chocolate chip, and some pineapple and grapes. But ot's 2 am and am drunk and stoned and starving, and the only thing open is a mcsonalds i am too drunk to drive through. Pre pandemic there was a 24 hours walmart, basics, pizza pizza, bk subway, taco shits, kfc, i could take a cab to the grocery store or fastfood and be home like nothing now its 2 am and ive got to sign up for 3 or 4 nigger apps just so some jeet can deliver me a cold quarter pounder and fries. Fuck.

>>149781496
considering i am in teh same room with him the whole time they are made as his kitchen is basically his living room as it is a bachelor apartment i would see that in action if it were the case.
but he does have ridiculous hemorrhoids that require hourly 'cleanings' in the bathroom or else they explode there is a chance he fucks with me and puts the crushed bloody matter on them or at the very least handles mine with out washing his hands. he's passive aggressive like that but i'm a literal 200IQ genius and have always made sure nobody prepares my food but me or i watch over them especially woman. i have 2 aunts that poisoned their men using their annoyed culinary servitude job despite it being the only thing they were required to do in their entitled life in a paid for mansion.

>>149781584
Do you know about one world socialist government?

>>149781584
Not reading all that, summarize your post into 1 word for me. And do it immediately you worm!

>>149781576
the 24 hour grocery thing not 'coming back' was when i knew we were fucked. coincided with the brown buffer horde new slave class brought in.
people except it now and will except having your groceries delivered but only if your social credit allows but this too will be accepted because going to the grocery store will be far to dangerous and growing your own garden prohibited no doubt to another virus hoax or even some madness hoax triggered by the 5g towers and nano bots in the 'vaccinated' (protective aura evaporated) cattle.

>>149781608
These brown niggers best be working 24 hours if they want to enslave me

will we live to see our day include a 25th hour so we can keep up with inflation and rising living costs?

>>149781638
Only after they institute a universal basic income

>>149781649
>universal basic income
how retarded is anybody who thinks this is feasible. how can you possibly provide income to the entire universe???

>>149781584
kek my mom should never poison me

>>149781699
sad to say, but you're wrong

>>149781711
indeed. all it takes is siding with his father on an issue especially if they were divorced.

>>149781680
You invest capital from an alternate universe, you know

ive never felt the urge to go to walmart or mcdicks for slop at 4am what is the big deal they arent open 24 hours anymore?

>>149781790
you don't have a 24/7 'dons near you? surprising

>>149781790
Not everyone has to milk goats at sunrise

>>149781799
its a 24/7 drive thru are poors really being filtered this badly? lmao

playing this boring ass diablo season

>>149781851
even got a 24/7 a&dub here

2 hours without a post, grim stuff

Eating my 5th burger today! my upcoming marner will be glorious.

i wonder what joey chestnut's marners look like

Marner was pretty rough this morning

My mom just died. It's hard to feel anything because it doesn't feel real yet. I'm not looking forward to the next few days.

>>149782784
kwab

>>149783243
retard

>>149783395
did i hurt your boyfriend's feelings?

>>149783419
raped retard

still dont give a fuck about his dead mom

>>149782784
I’m really sorry about your loss. You have the right to recover and try to figure things out

Rid of marner just like my laffs

>>149782784
were you the one whose mom was having breathing issues a few months ago?

I'd never celebrate or say I don't care about a /hoc/ member's parent passing away

Unless it's trb's parents. Only death can release them for the misery of raising such a retarded son

I mean what kind of man gets a TBI from delivering a burrito lmao kwarb

>>149783967
lmao it's true

The queers queering off, in ever more strange ways.

>>149784012
Right on cue sup trb

>>149784012
Ever more queer, yes.

Bubblin' this much on a Monday morning, bleak

>>149782784
I'm sorry
What was her team?

boy is bubblin'

>>149784012
>ever more
quoth the bud1, evermore

what i don't get is, why does trb keep coming back here if he just spergs out every time?

>>149784275
he seeks our attention since even negative attention is more than nothing

>>149783742
post tits

Lotta bitterness and negativity itt

>>149784591
thank you gary

bud1
mitch1

>>149784591
I want to be positive this Monday morning

this thread doesnt even have /hoc/ in the subject
why would you expect it to be a good

Just killed some guys mom

>>149784591
Just the usual queers queering off.

the masculine urge to wear a maid dress to a panthers game

>>149785350
>bitching about posters being bitches
even the raped bitch is bitter and negative today
its almost like his mom died lol

>>149785382
Butter and negative*
He's fat.

>>149777434 (OP)
Fuck you it's gonna be my habbies

>>149780142
>>149785362

cats give me the creeps

>>149785778
business idea: kys

>>149785904
garbage tier pet. laughable when people debate cats vs dogs. how are they even comparable. having a cat is like having a hamster or an aquarium.

>Oilers Could Target Penguins Goalie
>Based on Jarry's career numbers, he is an upgrade to both Skinner and Pickard.
>upgrade
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>could
>based

Based on what?

>>149785949
go pick up your dogs poo and take them for a walk you literal janny

>>149785965
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>soilers

>>149785987
its nice to know you can laugh at a time of such sorrow

>>149785984
retard

>>149786059
the truth hurts sometimes, janny
my cat shits in your garden

>>149782784
sorry to hear that, anon. my dad died last week so i get what you're going through.
got told that feeling numb is okay so who knows.

>>149786092
whatever you say mehmet

>>149786130
pick it up, janny

>>149786181
>pick it up, janny

tac is cat backwords

>>149786283
whoa

>>149786283
tacocat backwards is tacocat

i like asada on my tacos

Yeah I'll take asada. Asada fries!

>>149785952
>>149785987
>Penguinsfag thinks that Jarry will actually be moved

tiffy makes em stiffy

Someday I'm gonna tell the whole world about Henrik Sedin. I'm gonna tell them who he really is

If I wasn't Alexander the Great, I'd want to be Ai Shinozaki

>>149786689
How the fuck would Henrik know we clipped Daniel? What, that twin telepathy shit?

imagine have having two gay twin busts

>>149786723
Dont lie we know all swedes have telepathy

>>149786767
Why did he use his telepathy to become shit at hockey then?

>>149786752
Dubas...

>>149786895
he knew other plays expected him to be good so he deliberately started playing like shit to confuse and disorient them

Kyle Dubas being taught by Lou Lamoriello makes a lot more sense when he stapled a first rounder to dump Patrick Marleau

> I hate that I still see 5 of the same 6 bottom 6 forwards as last year. I thought we were walking away from Marner to get deeper, not just replace him with a worse guy and run back the same bottom 6 mess
Lafftards are getting restless.

>Knight has to watch the panthers raise the banner again without him
Grim. He's going to relapse and shoot up the place

Losing is a diseasee. As contagious as polio, as contagious as syphilis, as contagious as bubonic plague.

Attacking one. But infecting all.

>1993

>>149787370
Bruins replaced marchand with some extraneous 4th liners

>>149787760
Bruins are a retarded franchise who lucked into a cup

>>149787730
good post

>>149779435
Firefox masterrace, been using it for years now

Our response Stampede bros?

>>149787730
bit chauvinistic, no?

>>149788082
Rodeo Ktus?

NHL is trying so so so hard to shill Bedard and the rapehawks.

>>149788142
Rodeo kills in reference to the brave mares and stallions that risk their lives for sport. Just yesterday a horse was killed in the line of duty during a chuckwagon race.

>>149788179
canada forgotten.....

>>149788179
#LetsGoPenis

>>149788184
They know what they’re getting into when they enlist

NHL: "We need to grow the game and make more people care about hockey"

also the NHL: *schedules the season opener on a weekday afternoon in October yet again with a rebuilding team who's superstar sucks*

>>149788292
thoughts on your victory over trb?

Peggy Lipton in her reproductive prime

The season should open after Thanksgiving, with Cup award in May. Less than 80 games, 16 teams, 3-2-1 point system. Do not @ me.

>>149788360
it should open up labor day weekend, the season should be 60 games, 28 teams, and 3-2-1 system

>>149788082
Someone got paralyzed at a rodeo on vancouver island last summer

>>149788370
kwab go flames

they had to kill a horse at this year's stampede

If Johnny Gaudreau was a bullrider he might still be alive

>>149788179
>October 7
Half the league have been on vacation for almost 6 months by that point. And these cunts wants to play in southern markets when they have half of a fucking year they can spend exclusively on Bahamas or wherever the fuck?

The rodeo mafia killed Johnny

>>149788082
>>149788370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS5wxB2poTA

Finally a cold fucking beer. Enjoy this tune folks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGqF6mN2WEY

Put 16 teams in the relegation league. When you get relegated, your players' contracts get cut in half, unless they can get traded to the upper league.

Another thread of butt hurt people seething at my flames and stampede :)

>>149788527
They'll learn quick come next season
We're ready.

>>149788505
I’m listening to the dota song rn

Calgary is garbage

>>149788544
basshunter is the best artist to come out of sweden, tea bee aich

>>149788579
You’re garbage goofy ahhh caseoh diddy blud

>Gary please
>we beg you...
>show mercy

Im actually concerned for the market here. You have retards who think Coronato is a first line winger, you have retards here who think Frost and Zary can be the top two centres. Its fucking grim how retarded some of the fanbase is here. Its like they grow up surrounded by hockey yet have no clue about it, its really scary in a way.

>>149788746
Gary here, buy a jersey or else.

>>149788527
what did that horse do to you?

>>149788746
Gary walked through blood and bones to bring you his product

>>149788755
I don't want Robertson. I don't want Byram. Leave it the f*** alone for a while. The Flames locker room was the most cohesive I've seen it since 2022 last season. Let the young guys progress in that environment rather than one that does a bunch of major changes every year. Let a new core establish itself. Right now we have Wolf, Coronato, Zary(probationary), and Parekh(pending) as the new young core we're building around. That's actually a pretty solid foundation. Keep roster spots available for some others that you may have in your system to prove themselves. Lots of young quality depth pieces coming in as well so continue to move the vets when it makes sense.

>>149788808
>Right now we have Wolf, Coronato, Zary(probationary), and Parekh(pending) as the new young core we're building around

>>149788755
>>149788830
faggot

>>149788853
your team is shit and run by a retard

>>149788179
My penguins (:

>>149788858
So the calgary fumes

>>149788863
Flames won this trade on paper

The Flames core is Wolf, everyone else is 'Just another guy" tier, save for Parekh. All those guys should be on the table to try and acquire another actual good player

someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve

>>149788897
Pending UFA
Pending UFA
Waiver required fringe NHLer
Conditional Pick

for

100 point player on an 8 year contract

oh yeah they won that on paper

>>149788913
In hindsight you say that now but when it happened flames won on paper

>>149788897
Flames
-did not make the playoffs at all
-have an overpaid soft frenchie on their wing
-watched Tkachuk make back to back to back finals
-have seen the Panthers make more finals in three years than Calgary has in all their existence
-forced to cope by saying "well they beat the Oilers!"
-handed the Panthers a conn smythe winner in Bennett too for peanuts
-will probably lose their prospects in due time because Calgary is a mediocre team
but we won the trade on paper and spam /hoc/ with retarded forum posts!

i win on paper when i have no wipe marners

>>149788906
bro how could anyone give respect to a team that doesn't have michkov

bud is getting the flames posters now.

>>149788937
his thirst for rape cannot be quenched

has the nhl really watered down so badly people consider morgan frost, jake evans, or charlie coyle top 6 forwards?

>>149788918
can you not read? It's clear they lost the trade at the time. I cancelled my season tickets over it because I am not a retard. If you are a retard and thought they won the trade at the time mazel tuv but no some of us know pro sports.

>>149788943
Eric robinson played top 6 with Carolina last season. Yes it has. Kakko was on the kraken's top line last year.

>>149788487
based

>>149788943
Charlie Coyle won't crack the top 6 on the teds if that says something

Flames won. you people can continue living in lala land but for those who face the facts we grasp the truth.

>>149788993
meant to respond to this >>149788505
I don't like that fat >>149788487 autotune disney faggot

>>149788770
I already bought my Fanatics™ gear, Gary!

>>149789011
Based, Wolf leading us to the promised land.

>>149789016
Based

>>149788919

Why hasn’t dumbass traded rakell, rust, and Karlson yet?

>>149789109
You are a bloated pizza cemetery.

>>149789113
Here's some standard operating procedure. It's over. Capiche? Over and done. If you call Bud, or go anywhere near him, or his family, they'll be scraping your nipples off this fine general. And here's the point to remembah. My post, will be the last one you'll see. Not Buds.

i'm coming for you Gary.

>>149789294
I see eyes and teeth. Does he hunger?

>>149789160
you deliver packages for a living lmao

ever notice that flames talk seems to go away between april and july? wonder why

>>149789337
The governor implemented a playoff team only rule

>>149789337
I remember twenty or so Flames-themed threads and people discussing them constantly.

>>149789328
your mom got my package special delivered

>>149789328
LOL! No I don't. I work in the steel industry of motherfucking Luleå. Le Mat Champions motherfucker.

realistically what would it take for this to happen

>>149789414
grim

>>149789458
kys yourself nerdfag

why are none of these flames?

my sixties

>>149789458
Gary suffering severe brain damage and making decisions like a dumbass on an imageboard.

>>149788919
L A M E S
A
M
E
S

>>149789113
Because nobody is trading with the Penguins. They know they want McKenna and general managers went “oh wait, we’re not helping you fags out”

>>149788919
oilers won this trade

>>149789434
>Luleå
sounds gay

>>149789564
based

I’m a neet so I’m always talking about the flames

i'm a retard so i asked

>>149789589
they literally just made a trade with vancouver dickface

WHAT ARE THEY SAVING THE CAP SPACE FOR? PAY WOLF

Panthers won so the flames won by proxy

>>149789670
This.

>>149789589
Retard

>>149789668
>trades him to the panthers

>>149789670
true

>>149782784
Sorry anon

>>149789589
It's either they get McKenna or Dupont the year after. They're not risking the chance for them to get both.

I’m convinced there are no real flames fans here. It’s a false flag done by oilers and canucks fans to make them look retarded. convince me otherwise.

what player is going to be perpetually injured this year or at least fake it because drug/booze addiction is at an all time high? my heart says Marner but my gut also says Marner.

>>149789813
>It’s a false flag done by oilers and canucks fans to make them look retarded
>look retarded
>look

Flims and soilers fans are too retarded to make anybody else look retarded.

>>149789916
Retard fans power ranking:
1. Laffs
2. Soilers

Massive Power gap

3. Flims
4. Cantpucks

Power gap

5. SNES
6. Jest
7. Hasb

there's a pretty series fire in one of the homes down the street from me, i can smell the smoke :\

>>149789990
loot it and sell it back to the homeowners.

bud won
mitch won

>>149789990
flames won

dylan won
tbg won

>>149790060
last i checked trb* is a 46 year old man baby who needed medicine for his asspain over bud1 memes

>>149789668
lol no i hope Wolf leaves for the Kings

i got these rice pudding in a cup things from the combination hockeygame and grocerystore and they are good

holy based

>>149790132
that's your headcanon
>and not a very good one at that

>>149790191
bud owns ya

>oilels fire goalie coach dustin schwartz
2 years 2 late

>>149790188
Absolutely love Turbine. Good Canadian kid.

>>149790162
*bursts through apartment door*
You know my friend Bob Sacamano sells quality katanas on 51st and Washington?

bud did not 1

does Gary's deception know no bounds?

>>149790400
Nice try Jew bitch

>>149789458
Canada raising taxes to 50% for people with an income over 300k

>>149790426
swing and a miss Gary

>>149789458
Meds

>>149790472
I forgot about those things lol

Bored and starting a new franchise hockey manager historic save
Give me inspiration for a historic team to take on

>>149790484
amnesia, deja vu, mandela effect...all part and parcel of a Gary universe

old /hoc/ would have abandoned this thread
nu-/hoc/ lives in it for 24 hours+ until bump limit

Shut the fuck up chambers

>>149790518
all you do is complain. go steal a case of beer and then come back and post. the zoometes running the beer store now only call the police when the natives do it.

>>149790518
>>149790533
Much like our integrity for the country we live in.. the honour and pride in where we /hoc/post has gone to waste.

the quality of these threads is concurrent with the quality of the NHL. thanks Gary.

>>149790459
I would hope its already even higher comrade

oh right the integrity of lying about a virus to turn families against each other or the integrity of lying about a labour shortage to bring in a brown horde slave class or the integrity of lying about inflation to keep raising my only reprieve from the daily horrors from $1.15 a can to $5 a can...

>>149790606
JLMI

>>149790400
it truly doesn't. for instance i know he shrinks my clothes concurrent with my beer consumption. fucking rat bastard.

is chambers a getzlaf style hairlet or is he only bald at the top like bill dauterive?

Ryan "Tells Joke" Getzlaf

>>149790459
fuuuuuuuuuuck

HOLY SHIT GARY TURN THE FUCKING TRADES BACK ON RIGHT NOW

*trades bud's 1 for trb's loss*
>trb evolves into tbg
>we are SO back, lads...

wasnt trb traded to /cr*c/ for future considerations? why is xhe still here?

remember when trb received a tbi in a burrito delivery trade? kwarb

SOMEONE TELL CONROY TO DO SOMETHING WE ARE NOT GOING TO WIN THE CUP IF THIS IS THE TEAM

>>149790737
My Nuckies cancelled their Penticton Young Stars tournament. It's a great city, sad to see a preseason classic go.

>>149791046
Fuck off Rajesh Edmonshit. The cup is coming home to Calgary.

>>149790685

>>149790674
If you look directly at it you'll go blind

>>149791078
>

>>149780012
>cottage cheese ass

>>149782784
Sorry to hear that, what was her team?

My Ovi's final season is coming up :(

>>149791245
Atleast the Captols managed to get him a cup. Meanwhile McMeme wasting his career in Edmonshit.

/cant be denied/

>>149790512
1929 Maroons

>>149790606
I will marry this aryan maiden.

>>149791281
Well, I'll be damned, but how is Mario putting the 1.75 billion dollars together?? Who else is investing in this semi-charade?

>>149791260
Ovi was older than Mcmeme is now when my crappies won.

>>149791338
>The Mario Lemieux investment group includes Mario Lemieux, Ron Burkle, and David Morehouse.
>Morehouse, the former CEO of the Penguins

>>149777434 (OP)
As an Anaheim native no they aren't. Kings are the team more likely to win

>>149791281
Why did they sell in the first place?
There's been some weird stuff going on in the Pens front office for a long time now and it seems like no one in the media is asking questions about it
Like why did Burkle sell? Why did Fenway buy the team just to try to sell it a few years later? What was the deal with Jim Rutherford abruptly "retiring" mid-season just to go to Vancouver a few months later?

>>149791413
Fenway was supposed to take the heat for blowing the team up, but then they decided not to blow it up.

>>149790484
MOONSHOES
MOONSHOES
KID POWER ANTI GRAVITY SHOES

>>149791281
>sell
>buy for higher

this guy belongs on /biz/

it's been 1549 days since our bud won

>>149791633
2022 not 2021

>>149791148
Still can't believe that edmongal who flashed her tits during the WCF got to be on a podcast and get paid.

I have gayness and I'm a Caniac

>>149791883
eat rock candy

>>149791971
hoobs lost his mind it seems

>>149791971
flames won boston lost

>>149791971
it would seem the rebuild has begun

Its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtLkfX37oIY

>>149792042
for me it's bob burnquist

>>149792042
based mullen chad

Karlsson should go to St. Louis.

They are probably the best team that could use a power play specialist and be ok with the 5on5 risk/reward play he brings.

If the Pens eat 3-4M that brings him into the 6-7M cap hit area which is very respectable and the risk is limited as it’s only 2 years remaining.

I hear the blues want Byram but the initial cost is going to be higher to acquire him and Byram could want anywhere from 8-9M per year on an 8 year contract. Expensive deal with lots of term and I’m not convinced he’s a top pairing dman.

I believe it would make more sense for the Blues to take a lower risk option with much shorter term like EK.

>>149792042
Chad Muska or bust

>>149792161
I've heard people claim he may go back to Ottawa or to Detroit for various reasons; do you have any thoughts on that?

Look, a scumbag

is it true that canada sells food in tire shops?

Who the fuck hired that retard gm'ing Chicago

>>149792401
there's snacks at canadian tire, but not any dedicated tire stores that i am aware of.

>>149792161
>>149792335
samefag

I have a good post in mind, it I’m gonna wait until the next thread for maximum (You)s

>>149792396
A Canadian icon, and a martyr. He knew he had to throw Don under the bus to preserve the legacy of HNIC a little longer. Would you rather David Amber have been the host these past few years?

>>149792396
personally I don't trust guys with phenotypes like this

Watching a documentary about Gorbachev bros

/hoc/ is a post Brezhnev pre-Chernobyl Soviet Union genny

mr. gorbudchev, tear down this 1

>how far could they go?

Johnson - Hughes - Keller
Laine - Smith - Nylander
Drouin - Bedard - Eberle
Skinner - Zegras - Sprong

Hughes - Marino
Hutson - Bouchard
Hughes - Drysdale

>>149792533
I hate him so much.

>>149792613
i don't like weeb posting, but this one is good.

>>149792485
save your good posts for the fall

Mr Bettman, tear down this sunbelt

>>149792617
stronk team but lacks snot needed in the ploffs

>>149792485
You fool. Only newfags think getting an early post in a new thread garners (you)s. When really it's those who contribute quality posts to old and dead threads who really prosper.

just ate some chicken

didn’t ask

>>149792713
how'd you cook it?

>>149792824
ate it out of the package

>>149792824
Air fryer with some Cajun seasoning desu senpai

you lads see those pics of mcgregor?

>>149792848
based retard hope he becomes the president of ireland or whatever they have

>>149792848
W-what pics

>>149792862
check twitter or /fit/

>>149792862
he sent unasked for dick pics to some famous crazy lady and she posted them on twitter. might not be good for his chances at winning the irish presidential election

>>149792887
I need to see the dicks of all presidential candidates in 2028 for research

Just saved $40 with a home depot 2 for less than one special

>>149781233
seethe
Pavelski would effortlessly destroy Conor McDavid in any athletic competition, except the one Conor McDavid's dad literally spent millions of dollars and every waking second of his life training for.

>>149792972
You mean like 2 20s?

>>149788919
I listened to the Toronto media's end-of-season interviews w/ Treliving.
>Host: "So Brad, watching the Panthers win the conference for the past three seasons, are there any lessons you, as a GM, can learn?"
>Treliving: "Ya know, the Winnipeg Jets are such a FASCINATING team the way their roster's constructed! Did you know they have Adam Lowry on their team?!?!?"
Dude looks at his gaping asshole and remembers Zito just raping him. Repeatedly.

kwab

>>149793012
I mean a $43 telescoping paint boon obtained for nothing through fraud

>day old bread

>>149793005
man, that image has got to be the most pathetic display of cope and envy that I have ever seen

>>149789414
Raymond and Stutzle are both excellent, with Raymond having excellent defensive potential, too.
Jarvis has already peaked.

>>149793055
Reminder that this very thread was made early and dishonestly.

>>149793057
did you know that 75% of NHL first round picks are Canadian....yet only 40% of NHL players are?
Why do Canadians peak so young and flame out so fast?

>>149793055
I've had worse

>>149793103
cocaine and self-motivated delusions of grandeur

>>149793104
I've had expired yogurt

>>149793130
did you die?

>>149793110

>>149793103
kek, i am sorry about how much you're preoccupied with seething. oh well carry on

>>149793103
Imagine being born and raised in a good old town in Saskatchewan and then suddenly being forced to move to New York or LA?

All yogurt is bad; that's how you make yogurt, you add a spefic yeast and wait for it to ferment

Gary wouldn’t have had let the Soviet Union collapse

>>149793174
Gary is an accelerationist

>>149793152
>Saskatchewan
Right.
There are millions of prospects from Saskatchewan, and then playing in the NHL destroys them all.

>>149793142
No since I still post on /hoc/

>>149793162
yogurt is good for the tum-tum

>>149793103
they're burnouts

>>149793162
greek yogurt is aa great source of protein in the morning

>>149793200
Agreed, and it makes a great base for sauces, saar

>>149793103
They are drafted by Gary at a young age and get send to the worst places in the world.
American cities
And unless your born there it is very hard to adapt to the toxicity

sids roided out

>>149793187
Many of the greatest players, and perhaps more importantly the best people, in the leauge are from the great province of Saskatchewan.

>>149793211
i get skyr at the supermarket. has 12g more protein per serving than greek yogurt

>>149793231
Retard

>>149793188
pretty sure you get access to 4channel in hell

What the fuck is cottage cheese

>>149793231
wonder how much he benches

>>149793238
no that's what you are

>>149793263
that's what it looks like when you don't skip leg day like the crosgod

>>149793255
it's what holds lasagna together

>>149793235
based I wish I could get skyr near me. I settle for fage

>>149793254
jen

>>149792690
>>149793012
i laughed out loud. might be smiling all night too. needed that. thanks bros.

>>149793277
Crosby squats 4pl8 ass to grass for reps

>>149793255
a finished variatiion on curds and whey

>>149793312
Now that is a great group of guys!

>>149793312
I'm glad we can make you smile :)

>>149793255
It’s what your moms legs look like

gary gary gary

copey won

>>149793388
new