pic related

:3

first

>>149781427 (OP)
GWS
Bane
Hawks
Swasn
Dees
Tigers
Cats
Pies
Crows

Also my prediction is crows wont lose again for the rest of the H&A season, possibly pinch the minor premiership and go out in straight sets in the finals.

>>149781427 (OP)
gws
bane
poort
norf
dees
tigs
cheats
pies
snus

>>149781427 (OP)
nuts, was hoping it was linking to the secret /sp/CBT thread.

things used to be better

Zuk Butters is now 2nd overall in coaches votes despite missing the first 6 games
Based

>>149781488
powah

Oh my god I just want to hurt someone. I want to physically FUCK somebody up

IF Butters had played the first 6 weeks
THEN Port would be firmly in the 8 and their season would look very different

>>149781499
utter trvke
but also wasn't >our only major out, still would have made the difference

Butters is a nerdy looking zoomer faggot with a shit name and shit skills. Plays for a worthless franchise barely older than fucking gold coast, will never win a flag or be relevant outside of adelaide.

>>149781488
sorry, meant mumzas votes. 1st you ask? me of course. I'm ALWAYS mumza's FIRST choice!

>>149781499
dont think it would have mattered port played like dogshit at the start of the season m8

>>149781506
I am NOT looking forward in 2 weeks to facing a crows forward line of Thilthorpe, Fogarty, Walker, Keayes, Rankine and Curtain with only Aliir on one leg and BZT as key defenders to stop them

poort is older than your shit team unless you support melbourne or the cats you retarded spastic, and butters is better than your best player

1997

>>149781531
we'll win this time king, adelaide have a garbage backline

>>149781540
says 1870 on the logo champ, you have trouble reading?

>>149781548
we talking about the sanfl side or the side entered into the afl? both seperate legal entities

>>149781544
Given that they have won 7 of the past 8 showdowns and are in their best form of any of those past 8 showdowns and conceding the least amount of points I am a little worried.

They can kick a winning score with far fewer inside 50s

Port had 62 inside 50s to 41 last showdown and still lost. If you may recall their defence stood up and took heaps of intercept marks. The same was true last year too.

>>149781556
its the same legal entity now champ

>>149781556
>both seperate legal entities
this is simply not true, and the AFL itself disagrees with you.

>>149781566
>>149781569
source?

>>149781572
the sanfl side is our reserves side and both teams are legally called port adelaide without the nicknames of power or magpies

>>149781544
2nd best points against in the league.

>>149781578
so theyre trying to rewrite history now?
good luck i guess lol, did the premierships carry over into recognised afl premierships or nah?

I’m just so sad all the time… i’ll KILL myself

crom are a plastic soulless franchise born in a courtroom, they won't beat the mighty power

>>149781427 (OP)
All the away teams thanks

>>149781586
U matter

>>149781583
No because those were won in a separate competition.

>>149781603
right, so when does their afl record start? what year?

>>149781607
they entered the AFL in 1997.

Its like how the bulldogs were founded in 1877 and only joined the VFL in 1925, but you wouldnt say the club was founded in 1925.
Understand now? :)

Reckon next round of footy will be absolutely dogshit too?

Power Adelaide Power FC (est 1997)

>>149781621
port adelaide power football club est.1997

>>149781427 (OP)
all the homo teams thanks

Poort Powerless

crazy how hard the port adelaide power football club est 1997 is trying to distance themselves from the power moniker kek

>>149781626
>>149781627
more like pafc 1488 haha

Thunda Power

The Worst Crime in New Zealand's History on youtube is very good watch

>>149781621
crazy how no-one can accept this trvke

>>149781427 (OP)
crisp graphicschad
anyway looks like all the home teams sans dosn most likely

>>149781651
I actually watch that guy's videos

>>149781654
uhhhh poor xirs???

Crows by 119

>>149781674
yeah its a good channel

>>149781488
very funny face
>>149781499
eh they would've won a few but don't think they'd make the 8
he's definitely one of those players who massively lifts their side though, like sydney with/without gulden look completely different

>>149781654
Should have had an ice bath kek.

Harley Reid won :^)

jhf is x10 the player reid will ever be, only a subhuman norf fan would disagree

>>149781720
Jhf is a piss weak mummy's boy who can't handle the cold gonna get his mum to kiss his foot better the softcock

thats nick daicos not tough as nails jhf

>>149781427 (OP)
What exactly makes a "super Saturday" super?

You can choose 6 heroes to protecc you from monster attacc: who you choose?
for me;

>Gandalf
>Bigsby Wolf
>Dean Winchester
>Buffy
>Xena
>Doom Slayer

>>149781544
>we'll win
Which player are you?

>>149781815
zak butters

>>149781779
>Bigsby wolf
Wow what a callout. High cultured lad right here

>>149781634

i miss the original banejeet, not the one that was micksperg with a vpn. the one posting gayco takes the wheel webm

>>149781871
yeah he was alright desu, the vpn larper was a tryhard gay though

me sad me want kill self

nrlsperg moment

>>149781893
Based CTE victim

can't believe tb is dead

>>149781924
he posts in /cric/ still

JHF and Harley are both spastic manchildren

Butters is based

>be's watching The FLOOR
>topic of 'soccer'
>aussie bloke says, "she'll know nothing about football
Its already starting
even sometimes I say football and sometimes have to say 'euro' 'english' 'not aussie rules'

god i love football
i live for The Cup

im in ur aussiegg threadz postin FOOTBALL

>>149781928
yeah but he's dead to me

>>149781945
fair enough. he ditched us it seems. abandoned us.
this is why we're sceptical of flaggots.

>>149781943

>>149781956
i don't blame him though there's that one sperg that shits his pants anytime there's a foren flag here and has a big tanty

>>149781971
yeah actually good point

didn't know death stranding 2 was set in australia

>>149781943
Based

>.mp4
moot is rolling in his grave

>>149782013
?

>>149782013
based takes forever to notice things anon

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSBbFt8L4/

>>149782024
i'll give you a pass ...

afl people are a few cans short of a six-pack

Dog status: on lap

>>149782116
can't pull a girl, so you need companionship from an animal?

is mansell getting suspended?

>Due to the scaling nature of fines, Harley Reid has been given a $10,000 fine for tripping Travis Boak, down to $6250 with an early plea. That’s at least $15,000 worth of fines in 2025.

yaz durrsma sexy

>>149782125
>projecting
it's mum's dog and i'm second-favourite

>>149782116
What's he doing on there?

>>149782191
Snoozing, he's moved now

>>149782125
only brown people hate dogs, go back.

>>149782125
I wouldn't even know where to go to pull girls

>>149782199
4chan is cat
reddit is dog
go back

surely my igg have built up enough more 4 points to get the actual 4 points this weekend

>>149781634
>nooo you can't wear a swastika armband in public because...you just can't ok?

>>149782247
Kaneo wasn't happy Harley picked on his precious JHF.

>>149782214
>t.

rather pull off men iykwim haha

jhf kicked three goals on a broken foot and you cowardly poofs back harley roid
jhf is 10x the man harley roid will ever be

>>149782125
hating on man's best friend pure incel take

>>149782363
everyone has little niggles and play through them

>>149782363
i just enjoy siding with iggsboomer over the sa cucks

>>149782390
i would side with the westies over the prictorians tbf

asshole

>>149782396
fuck you south australian

>>149782420
im from queersland
just love the power simple as

>>149782363
because harley is based and jhf is a little mummys boy POOF

why the fuck are these port spastics so loud for club thats doing nothing this year

>>149782438
yeah gotcha im from the riverina ay go rams

>>149782472
dosn spastics have been louder than usual

who did this?

>>149782476
its a way to deal with the trauma

>>149782477

>>149758055
hmmmm

poort acting like beating the worst side in history at home is some achievement KEK

legends game?

>>149782532
bizzare kek
you just know their spastic fans think they can still make finals with 101 miraculous things falling their way

>>149782532
everyone knows the iggs are the team to beat because when they start winning it's over the competition and our dynasty destiny will occur

self-reporting a homo "slur" is waaaay gayer than actually sucking or taking a dick in the arse

>>149782477
Bro had NSW 25+ touches in his multi ;___;

>>149782549
so it's gayer than the based gay? that's cringe gay

>jhf injured himself trying to flex on the worst side in the comp
classic port power moment

>>149782520
notice how kosi didn't actually receive any racial abuse

as usual the /afl/ posters are all talk and the tradie chads are the ones who actually have the balls to follow through and racially abuse the abos

might make random social media accounts in a random sport in a random country and spark the outrage and see what level of news coverage it gets

I wont hear a bad word said about mommys boys

>>149782585

>>149782588
haha it would be crazy if we needed id to make social media accounts haha

are premierships even impressive when there's only like 4 teams in the running? it's basically a coin toss to win if you're in the 4

port have a finals ready list but have completely fucked their season and were down by 5 goals at home to the clear worst team in the comp yet only got chippy in the forth once they took the lead
holy cringeola

>>149782611
first time i have sided with harley reid
what a bunch of flogs

https://youtu.be/zBBsb0z9RJk

holy shit how did i forget how kino this was kek

today i learned i have been tying my shoelaces wrong for over 30 years

wonder if carolina is back on the road

lol

bromania

>>149782532
no-one is acting like that
every poort fan knows that the season is done, but nearly losing to the iggs is red alert territory. would really like ken to fuck off to give carr some experience as head coach before next year.

garbages lead singer

>>149782490
poort is only slightly less injury fucked than the dosn, especially now jhf is out
feel your pain dosnfag, hoping 2026 is better for the planes as well as MY poorties

whole body aches

Alright big think here, the domestic soccer league will never have great viewership because of the international game

Nine just paid 300 mil for the EPL broadcast rights, amazing they paid that much given its a foreign league with games often happening at 3am

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/jun/30/nine-entertainment-buys-premier-league-rights-australia-optus-sport-shuts-down

Our domestic league is the equivalent of local footy, why watch that when you have the AFL to watch?

>>149782716
based vaxxie

>>149782716
you crook m8

>>149782718
>nine bought thr EPL
Nice Stan sport seems worth it now

>>149782720
cringe aus/pol/ poster

could not give a rat's arse about wogball

Sick of all these fucking subscriptions cunts wish we went back to foxtels monopoly on sport

>paying to watch millionaires kick a ball
Oh my dayssss

>Tristan Xerri has been handed a three-match suspension following this incident involving Tom Sparrow

xerrxirs....................................................................................................our response?

>>149782765
but enough about afl

Thinking about getting into soccer (football). Not sure which EPL team to support yet though.

>>149782770
afl players aren't millionaires

>>149782779
think you should blow your brains out instead fuckhead

im 33yrs old, sucks to know the only women left are completely fucked in the head with 50+ guy body counts

>>149782796
bit rude

>>149782798
That's every woman above the age of 16 la that's why I exclusively date 15 year olds

i dont get the whole body count thing
a girl who has had the same boyfriend for 10 years would probably get fucked even more than someone who is single and only goes out on weekends

>>149782813
true, but more so for any woman who is still single over the age of 30.

>>149782779
Norwich

>>149782859
Not an EPL team right now, sadly, but thanks.

>>149782836
The number of cocks a woman takes is important. People with higher body counts are more prone to cheating and sleeping around and have much more difficulty pair bonding and settling down.

A woman who has sex 3 times a week with her 1 boyfriend of many years will still be a better partner than a woman who has sex 2 times a week with a different man

>>149782869
Crystal Palace

>>149782718
sbs and nine

FUCK YEAH

also, went to an A-League Grand Final few years back and wow, the noise was deafening, can't imagine what its like in europe

I miss 2014

>>149782886
Thanks again, but I'd rather avoid London teams.
FWIW right now I'm thinking Bournemouth

>>149782718
>with games often happening at 3am
While thats true, early on in the season heaps of them are on at 11pm-12am on a saturday night. And being a saturday its not too difficult to stay up and watch. Once other tournaments get going the fixtures get a little messed up but on average I'd say more games are played at that time than any other

heaps of blokes are big into the handegg and games are on 3am on monday mornings and strictly non-neet hours, time isn't really a limiter

Imagine having such low self-esteem and being such a loser that you think being in your early 30s is too old to get a decent woman. Dumb loser with impossibly high standards, no wonder you are alone

>>149782931
but it literally is
all the quality women are under 23 years old

yeah good take mate not sure why you are single

>>149782939
I met my gf when she was 27.
While I'd have sex with a girl under 23 given the opportunity I think it would be hard to have a relationship with one.

I used to think that when I was younger but now I'm 34 I reckon 25 is the lowest I'd go

Kayo’s bloody good value, heaps of live sport for a solid price. I watch all the footy on there, barely miss a game. And having Binge is a good way to wind down with a show after the footy. Don’t get why anyone’s still paying more elsewhere.

>>149782895
i miss the 2007 - 2011 era
cats, pies and saints dominating the afl was a pretty kino triad

>>149782966
>cheats, grubs, and nepobabies dominating the afl is good
no mate

>>149782957
no you want a female that you can develop
after a certain age she will be too set in her ways
it has almost nothing to do with attractiveness although it does play a small role

>>149782957
Yeah you're right, guess any man past the age of 23 who is alone / gets divorced / breaks up with their partner is completely fucked

the gays have coopted women and enable their promiscuity

>>149782798
that's not true you can catch a woman out of her first long term relationship and wants to find something else and knows what she wants now

its not all doom and gloom out there no need to make it seem worse than it is

>>149782966
good post

>>149782931
>GIMME DA POOSY BOSS

that's (you)
also,
>normalfags

>>149783009
miss him so much

The quality ones go to expensive private schools and are snapped up before they leave

>>149782836
are you retarded or what?

expect the unexpected

Maybe I should just suddenly get off my arse and get hooked on a sport so hard I get scouted and escape the business wageslave life to pummel all the pompous kiddos that had their lucky upbringing for the sole purpose of crushing their dreams and becoming the number one of "their" sport myself, thereby increasing the number of other businessmen that get scouted rather than school druggie kids

Place is filled with a bunch of weak, pathetic sad cunts constantly trying to get others down to their level. I can't continue browsing here. Time to move on, time to grow up.

>>149783075
So true. It's the general Australian mindset, really. Godspeed, anon.

crazy how they are talking about roberts walls not being here is a tragic accident

us aussies really have small poppy syndrome hey

>norf

essendon is funnier 2bh

>>149783109
i hate norf more

>>149783075
Everything said here is in jest. Except that bloke who used to talk about killing himself. Haven't heard from him for a while

>A stabbing at a Moonee Ponds shopping centre has ended with the attacker yelling Allahu Akbar as he was pinned to the ground by brave civilians who rushed to stop him.
how about instead of banning knives we ban brown people

another false flag event

>>149783220
Somebody has tragically been stabbed and here you are pushing your nazi race hatred bullshit. Disgusting.
Violence is the issue. Nothing to do with race you gronk.

>freo win
>kingy goes missing on first crack
you fat fucking coward

Insane how much a woman can be fixed just by a good dicking

imagine giving hysterical women medically administered orgasms in the early 20th century

it was an arab and for those who know the area it happened outside the coles intersection near kmart i think

cops got there instantly as there is a cop shop literally right over the road and got the guy

>>149783405
insane how much women lock themselves into bad situations all because of good dickings

homophobic and racist slurs are the worst things in the world

>>149783470
i'll dick them on the right path. this is my burden to bear

>hurr durr muh dick
the state of the modern man

>>149783514
hope she sees this bro

>>149783514
no better than the beasts of "men" of a certain origin

>>149783514
im so proud of u :)
ur like a brother 2 me

i love her as a person its not about sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hpcWNZ83C4

I will never have friends. I will never get a girlfriend. I will never get married. I will never have children. I will never be rich. I will never own an estate. I will never be successful. I will never be a polyglot. I will never master an instrument. I will never be happy.

>>149783688
dont forget being heterosexual my guy

snapper? i hardly know'er!

>>149783712
How does he manage to remain so zesty looking

You can get yourself a cheese burger and fries for 2.95, faggot

>>149783688
good

>>149783747
>fries
foy

>>149783712
how does one carltonmaxx like this

>>149783309
australians deserve to be strabbed

>>149783901

>>149783897
spanakopita, baklava, yiros, repeat

>>149783901
straffed*

my arse is a fucking disgrace

>>149783910
the sweet irony of your post is that you fail to realize that you are infact the traitor
we outnumber the government and their demon mercaneries a thousand to one and yet i am willing to bet you don't own so much as a hunting knife let alone a sword, flange or spear (all of these are perfectly legal to own btw)
you pay your taxes so that old white christian men who have never held a sword in their life can sit there in their silk gowns and grandmothers frocks and pretend like they hold some kind of power over the people of this land
it would take me 90 seconds to storm one of your schools or kindergarten and slaughter 10 of your children
be very fucking careful who's side you choose

>>149783961
so change it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DWB22SHdRs
you can always do it better

>>149783961
based jen

>>149784048
JHawk has literally a perfect arse idiot

>>149784048

DON'T SET HIM OFF

Watch who you're fucking talking to, mate. I'm a danger to society. I've killed people. I have no moral code, no conscience. If there were no law to hinder me, I would do the most disgusting, heinous, incomprehensible acts imaginable.

>>149784057
if yo>>149784048
u like little boys, nonce

gee whiz that post was a clanger

>>149784116
Jen's arse is perfectly feminine and one you should expect an athletic healthy woman to have

>>149783712
looks like he's built to withstand extreme pressure

Whats with the edgelords in here?

i smoke weed everyday but only at night when all my shit is done for the day

fuck's sake i forgot what i was going to post. it was gonna be a real a firestarter too

>world leaders celebrating a win with the players
based or cringe

why do so many american people, especially their women, have those weird creepy small intense beady eyes?

Might flog my arsehole.

>“Some people might wonder why I even left my car, even though I had water, food, and clothing there,” Ms Wilga said.

>“The answer is: I lost control of the car and rolled down a slope. In the crash, I hit my head significantly. As a result of the accident, I left my car in a state of confusion and got lost.”

my poor little sweet carolina

>>149784241
Imagine her undies

Mad how millions of australian voted for a disgusting looking and sounding retard like Albanese

>>149784202
seen this bloke in a lot of different team scarfs

>>149784241
Her eyes are so lovely

>>149784241
why can't australia have beautiful feminine women like this?
fucking sick of mannish hunchbacks built like pudgy juggernauts

>>149784241
i would have murdered her and then raped her and then ate her if i was the first one to find her all the way out there in the middle of that desert

>>149784128
clangers happen

>>149784246
would imagine they gave her fresh ones

>>149784258
i only know of four

you'll find carolina in kalgoorlie soon at the exchange

Good things may happen to me but I don’t automatically recognise them as good because they don’t make me feel good.

>>149784202
>world leaders
dunno mate post one so i can decide

may try to get prescribed stimulants again, I didn’t feel or act different when I was on them last time but maybe if I take the stronger ones then it could help

you need jesus mate

you're brain is fried, no point in upping the dose because it won't really help.

1. Damian Hardwick
2. Nathan Brown
3. Dean Cox
4. Jeremy Cameron
5. Zak Butters
6. Matt Rowell
7. Tom Papley
8. Dayne Zorko
9. Justin Longmuir
10. Adam Kingsley

HM - Jarrod Witts, Nick Blakey, Zac Bailey, Mason Cox, Dale Thomas, Kane Cornes, Matthew Pavlich, Adam Simpson, James Bartel

I'm sure many were missed

Ate a handful of crispy m&ms. Feel like having a chunder.

>you're brain is fried

>angel poli got fat

its over.....

>>149784398
yes that was the joke

>>149784392
would add:
>nick daicos
>zach merrett
>jake soligo
>james peatling
>sam berry
>jack ginnivan
>nick watson
>connor macdonald
>dylan moore
>james sicily
>sam mitchell
>jack viney
>JHF
>connor rozee
>tim taranto
>noah balta
>tom lynch
>nasiah wanganeen-clanger
>harley reid
>adam treloar
>luke beveridge

There was a bloke in here that had a list of his favourite teen girl instagram accounts a few years ago

Imagine actually being able to name that many AFL players lmao

Jannik Sinner

>>149784427
hi antihawksperg. balta and lynch are based as fuck

why don’t teams play in the off season? I don’t like the long period of no games

>>149784241
wouldn't mind my penis in her vagina

I love how much of a fucking shit cunt pest Butters is. Hes too based.

I'm 172cm. When I think of tall lanky fuckwits such as tall defenders / forwards I boil inside. I fucking hate them. They all deserve to be knocked out and have their teeth kicked out. Fuck tall people. One day I will bash a tall lanky cunt for getting in my face. Can't wait

>>149784515
derm was saying he needs to keep his tongue in his mouth or he'll bite it off

>>149784515
I would kick this faggot in his face if I ever saw him in the street

>>149784392
>9. Justin Longmuir
>10. Adam Kingsley
>witts pavlich simpson
what did any of these guys do

>>149784581
Sure you would mate

I just seen angel poli's fat ass on /fit/, had a look at her links, shes on feetfinder, she sells pics of her feet

>>149784593
Boring retards. Witts is the epitome of a modern 7ft ruckman who can't run and jump so he just wrestles

I’m never masturbating again. Goodnight.

What's for breakfast tmrw?

>>149784713
Bread + butter, jam
Espresso coffee

You?

>>149784515
he's gonna be looking good in black and white next year

>>149784713
vegemite on toast and a protein shake

I havent had vegemite on toast in years

>>149784713
3 eggs & an avocado

Home brand neapolitan ice cream for breakfast tomorrow I reckon

>>149784298
based, there was a cute belgian in there today

>>149784713
A black coffee

just so hungry all the time

>>149784713
meh mostly

>>149785344
based mrs.pink

>>149785344
based jack

>>149785739
meant burger king

last for iggs

meant burger iggs

>>149782099
thats not xerri good

does vegemite taste like diesel

the entire hawthorn list, including coach, should be executed by firing squad and replaced by semi-likeable human beings as opposed to the diving cheating scum in piss yellow and shit brown that they are now

>>149788824
Based

wish i never got into footy

>>149790579
based dons fan

>>149788821
Aye

Scott Boland got a hat trick against the West Indies, and Starc took 5 wickets off his first 15 balls.

thanks for the update champ

>>149791104
>27 all out
holy fuck

>>149791133
hooley dooley that's gotta be some kind of record not a good look for the windies

Good morning alf

>>149791104
basedo

bout to take my morning hawthorn hawks

>>149784713
chunky beef pie, some hipster juice and a flat white (brekky at the bakery)

the only selwood that should have killed himself is joel

>>149791512
Uhhh dees, Blues and port bros????

>bloke cried 'allah akbar' whilst stabbing
>it's mennul helf NOT heckin' terrorisms

>>149791611
To be fair, Muslims say Allah ackbar when doing literally anything.
It just means God is great. It doesn't mean "I am committing an act of terrorism/politically motivated violence".

>>149791611
>55 year old man known to police
my brother in christ there is nothing in this besides a fucking lunatic

>>149791512
Is Brisbane really going to pay Draper enough to be eligible for Band 1? I don't think they would. With Allen the AFL would push the compensation to band 1 even if it fell short in actual dollars because West Coast is so shit and has been for so long now but Draper isn't worth that sort of money. They just need him because McInerney's body has fallen apart. Also wouldn't Carlton be at 10 with the pick they'll get from De Koning leaving?

>>149791607
Don't forget Norf handing pick 4 to Richmond.

>>149791538
whys that mate

>>149791675
not like another top 5 pick would do norf any good now. if they can't improve with all the other top line talent they have now, one more wont move the needle

>>149791675
North have had enough high draft picks over the last few years to actually do something. They should be better than they are. Another top 5 draft pick isn't going to change the club much at this point. But Dees, Blues and Port are all on a downward trajectory and need the picks more than north.

>>149791512
>actual draft order
1. iggs
2. iggs (band 1 compensation)
3. iggs (priority pick)
the rest who cares

>>149791607
>>149791675
what about norf they are going to be second last and not feature in the first 10 lol

>>149791336
2nd lowest total ever

>>149791607
as a poortsissy, its not great they are going to finish low without a top draft pick but i also don't think the list has any glaring holes that require some good young talent to fill. poort's list is very young as is, not quite essendon or eagles tier but not far off, and they were doing a lot better than either of those sides last year. that being said, if it's likely that zak is going to leave someone will need to fill his shoes and i don't know if anyone on the list can fill in.

>>149791740
you will take two of my dosn first rounders for harley and you will hand over harley

):<

>>149791846
If mitch Georgiades had the same goal kicking accuracy as Jeremy Cameron he'd be leading the Coleman right now

we must keep butters and acquire nasiah at all costs. im feeling good for the future powahbros.

>>149791694
>>149791711
Yeah, trading it for pick 27 last year clearly improved them so much, am I right?
If Matt Whitlock doesn't turn out to be a gun that's a massively wasted trade.

>>149791915
yeah but the forward line next year is going to be a lot better with marshall back, don't think they need to look through the draft for a better forward. mitch needs to work on his goal kicking though, maybe whoever the forward coach is next year can fix it now that chad cornes is going.

>>149791996
NWM is more likely to come to port than adelaide. however i don't think its certain that butters stays with poort. that's going to hurt, but yeah future is looking decent for the power. a lot of the recent pickups in the draft have been absolute winners, moraes, cochrane, and liddy all have performed well and i've got great hope in them.

>>149792069
i think he'll sign for 2 years with us then get some big juice on the next contract when tasmania come in

Connor Rozee has broken his hand and will likely miss the rest of the season

>>149791607
Its probably a shit draft crop

Mike Sheahan: “This won’t make me anymore popular, but I was staggered. When I read that he’d got four weeks … I mean, let’s say it was Toby Greene, right, and he called him the f-word … I think it’s been blown out of proportion, not because …

Jack Riewoldt: I don’t know about that. I think four weeks is the right amount …

MS: I haven’t finished yet …

JR: … but I think consistency, Mike …

MS: Yeah, we’re agreed on that. But it’s the carrot and the stick, I’m not sure hitting them over the head with the stick with four weeks, five weeks, six weeks – whatever it is – is the right way to handle it.

JR: How would you handle it then?

MS: I think it’s an education thing.

JR: But that comes along with the suspension as well, though.

MS: Notionally, but we’re only interested in the immediate impact, aren’t we? That he’s got four weeks. I think you just say: ‘This is embarrassing, Jack was embarrassed about it, he rang Player X’ … it becomes we educate people rather than just hit them over the head with the stick.

might ring dil and call him a fucken fairy poof dog cunt

Mike Sheahan is a domestic abuser and deserves to be treated as such in the media. He's a piece of shit.

I slept all day yesterday. I literally did not get out of bed outside of one piss and slept through the entire day.

>>149792364
you crook m78

>>149792381
I'm not sick but I'm not well

nate caddy is fucking injured
lmao my dosn have gone from limping to the end to crawling

>>149792436
two years ago igggs were at dosn current injury crisis level by after round 11

>>149792544
yeah i remember that

>>149792544
>>149792596
I remember "yeah mate I'm an igg" man

thoughts?

>>149793090
managed minutes is rubbish

>>149793090
I genuinely couldn't give a shit about State of Origin.

>>149793119
Managed minutes doesn't do anything to prevent concussion either. You could still miss a player for potentially two matches or more due to a head knock in a gay, meaningless match.

>>149793090
Waste of time. Will never be attempted again after the first match is a farce.

state of origin sucks and should be left to rot
only appeals to knuckledragging nrlel spastics

i am looking forward to origin's return

SANDGROPER

>>149793221
>state of origin sucks
Its literally the most popular NRL fixture, you deny reality

they can fit in a nsw v qld origin game too
and another tassie vs victoria 3rds (which tassie wins and celebrate like it's 1990)

another day another dollar, morning all. wfh

>>149793384
>popular=good
leave now nrlsperg

>>149793384
meant only popular NRL fixture. whoopsies!

>>149793823
Never said that, champ. It's a commercial success, when it was held at the MCG last year it got 90k crowds.

Its literally free money

it's incredibly sad that the entire nrlel fixture is built around three meaningless games between two states out of eight potential states and territories in spite of the fact its literally called the NATIONAL rugby league. yeah, they go as west as penrith and as south as wollongong, that's basically all of australia right?
state of origin gets less and less relevant every year, it's a boring rigged contest designed solely to keep queensland interested, hence why it's always rigged for queensland to win, with the occasional loss to make it seem like a contest.

nrl arent ready for the rigging conversation yet mate

>>149794120
trvke

>>149794136

>>149794136
She's so pretty. I would've saved her if we crashed our car together in the outback

>>149794120
true, they would need to learn english first in order to have the conversation

The return of GAJ

Just found some fucking tradies screw in my tyre

Dropped a pile of screws in front of this balding fat neets car. See if he ever leaves the house to notice.

>>149794726
Who?

oh we're fucked

>>149794814
>we're fucked
>we're
>we
Which player are you?

>>149794908
i am a victorian supporter

I think state of origin is pointless because victoria will just wipe the floor with everyone. It won't be competitive.
Victoria would (and has) beat an all-star combined rest of Australia team.

Just no point to it. It only works for NRL because it's just 2 states with equal competition and equal chances.
I say all this as a south Australian

>>149794136
I wish I had 12kg to gain back.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/wag-bans-boyfriend-from-filthy-act-ahead-of-moving-in-together/news-story/f6d75ac5c86b51bed1c32ef5ad673fa3

>>149795149
*loses to Victoria by 80 points*

>>149795190
where the hell is JHF? and why is draper starting over grundy (regardless of current injury)

>>149795243
Jhf is a shit house flog and poort tranny. Requirements of entry is mandatory ice baths and jhf fails the test

>>149795270
you are a norf fan

>>149795277
>doesn't refute my statement
As expected

jhf played with a broken foot, mentally and physically tougher than anyone on the eternal loser club that you support known as >norf

Wish I was fucking dead, I’m so sad all the time

>>149781536
carlton and north were also founded before 1870

>>149795310
do a backflip faggot

>>149795310
Crisp north customer

>>149795312
not really interested in when minnow scum like norf or sharton poos

>>149795340
were founded*

>>149795340
it was before port, so your post was incorrect

>>149795312
>>149795340
Well Carlton were founded in 1864 which is considerably older than port power being founded in 1997

Legends game was better when it was on 9

>>149795365
it wasn't because carlton should be folded
only included teams that won a flag this millenium

The only things I look forward to are eating and going back to sleep

>>149795531
Crisp Willie Rioli

>>149795529
holy kek

Third 'nk of the day. Might go another 'fee as well.

>>149795529
why did they put a picture of a message wanganeen-milera received next to burgoyne?

>>149795588
You missed a few letters there, couldn't quite make out your sentence

>>149795529
>vile racist abuse
is this as opposed to pleasant racist abuse?
shit australian """journalism""" strikes again. the retards don't know how to write.

>>149795814
its flavour text mate, the only thing that keeps these idiots from being replaced by chatgpt

>>149795832
i know what they tried to accomplish. it's horrible writing regardless.

>>149795529
was this actually one of us of was that anon just memeing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcD1lHoiU9Y

Adelaide - Relevant
Brisbane - Irrelevant
Carlton - Irrelevant
Collingwood - Relevant
Essendon - Irrelevant
Fremantle - Irrelevant
Geelong - Relevant
GC - Irrelevant
GWS - Irrelevant
Hawthorn - Relevant
Melbourne - Irrelevant
NM - Irrelevant
Port - Irrelevant
Richmond - Relevant
Stk - Irrelevant
Sydney - Irrelevant
WC - Irrelevant
WB - Irrelevant

>>149795910
>Brisbane, Gold Coast
>Irrelevant
This is true, even in Queensland.

my irrelevant team is gonna heem your relevant team, nerd

>>149795910

why does brisbane have the worst food despite producing a lot of it

>>149795932
>doesn't refute his point
How is he wrong?

>Richmond - Relevant

If I were a richmond

>>149795875
>us
Get a fucking life you faggot

>>149796183
hey spergo how are you

spergo's catch phrase

anyone know where to find the runners for each club or is that impossible
i think i went to school with one i saw the other day

>>149795529
genuine question what can they actually do
trace the ip from where the account was made?

>>149796344
>backtrace it
Consequences will never be the same. He dun goofed.

>>149794136
12kg? how long was she out and how much did she lose? that's a lot especially considering women don't weigh much

its illegal to raise your arm at a certain angle in this country

apparently men don't read books anymore and that's le bad but also the men who do read tend to choose books that give women the ick so that is even worse

>>149796388
A good novel hasn't been written since before the millennium. Nearly all modern releases are utter shit.

>>149796394
i liked mystic river

I will never be happy

>>149796394
>A good novel hasn't been written since before the millennium
Wrong
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Storm_of_Iron_(Novel)

just so hungry all the time

old enough to remember when a storm was just a storm not a "bomb cyclone"

dunno why but i hate being asked "how much was it/that?"

>>149796530
i agree, it's rude to ask.

got road raged by a wog in her late 40s driving her merc. asked her if she was having a good day and it sent her off further so i just put my window up and laughed

c it at civic

got a mate who always asks you how much your beer cost you, then he'll decide whether you got ripped off or got a good deal he's such a dickhead.

>>149796568
r/ThatHappened

whats a good comeback when someone replies to your post with
>r/ThatHappened

?

>>149796615
There is no "good comeback" as (you) clearly made a fake story

thinking about buying a pushbike

>>149795529
>>149796344
so what do they do if it came from russia, india or pakistan?

do you guys ever go to music festivals?
i never been

fucking hate cyclists

>>149796625
offer the poster a visa, a house and immediate medicare and unemployment benefits.

whats a good comeback when someone accuses you incorrectly of creating a fake story?

>>149796626
imagine mushing your face into that thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAmP7HqoJ7M

>>149796626
do women drop sloppy beer poos in the festival dunnies then wear clothes that touch their anuses? bit gross tbqh

>>149796634
cyclists aren't the problem, shit car-centric infrastructure is

>>149796626
Not been to once since big day out 2014

all road users are wankers

>>149796626
i went to one doof

Women look so damn good but they are still gross

women look gross but they are still good

>>149796656
bike lanes are fucking retarded and shouldn't exist
i am a shared space chad though and believe road markings/signs/rules tend to lead to hostile user interactions and worse ulgy streets

i enjoy watching sexy women with big butts shitting, pissing and farting

>>149796693
bike lanes are good in theory, but they need their own partition. as it is, yes, it's retarded making cyclists ride unbarricaded and unprotected with cars whizzing past them

>>149796698
Crisp me'za

For me it's Ninounini

need a bbw tranny to jump on my balls til they explode like grapes

I’m just so sad all the time

>"McGriddles Are Here, Tell Greg"
>Greg shits on it

Nice marketing retards

im a disgusted perverted creep

>>149796702
>we need more lane autism micromanaging how people commute that'll solve everything!!
no

disgusted by myself

>>149796725
an uncharitable strawman.

I’ll kill myself

>>149796719
I still want to try one.

>>149796730
no it's an apt description of what you want

>>149796736
it’s just a mcmuffin made from pancakes no?

I couldn't give a poofter's cunting shitfuck about this plebocratic "legends" match

im a weirdo

>>149796740
Yeah, with an omelette instead of a regular egg.

sick of you lot

>>149796737
a place for bicyclists to ride without the risk of direct contact with cars at all times? it can be as simple as a wide footpath.

>>149796760
No one's forcing you to be here, mate.

>>149793090
"For Bushfire Relief" 99% in the pockets of Jews, same thing just happened with the 100m they raised for California Fires

>>149796768
Correct. I have no one in my life, which forces me to be here among you dumb losers.

How fucking lame is the gayfl

>>149796753
Ill have a regular mcmuffin and a serve of pancakse instead thanks

>>149796782
It's really horrendous. It's so fucking pathetic when you see grown "men" take it seriously and get upset when their team loses kek

Looking forward to an absolutely dogshit round of footy again

I'm in a fucking awful mood tonight, nobody fucking cross me or you'll regret it.

>>149796719
wow is Greg that famous

>>149796798
Wow so scary. What will you do? Nothing again?

Might go to Legends just to boo Cyril

>>149796803

I hate all footy players, pro or amateur. Hate all australian athletes. Just hate australians in general

>>149796804
Get fucked cunt, dont push me

>>149796762
we don't need to carve streets up and divide road users into different classes. they do this all over london at insane costs. so instead of having 'the street' they now have car lanes, bus lanes(+trams in some areas), bike lanes and then footpaths. it's fucking retarded autism and absolutely unsightly btw.
and then you have to add new pedestrian crossing infrastructure everywhere because people now need to walk across all these extra lanes including the bike lanes.
it's cities skylines tier autism and we don't need it.

Ban all cars

>>149796792
Well thats another matter, manbabies get upset if you offend their favourite sportsball team kek

ban cuckovers, suvs and dual cal pickups

get a falcodore or fuck off

>bike lanes bad

Starting to get real fucking sick of this cunt

you spastics need an uppercut to the chin

do you blokes have any tattoos?

>>149796834
no but Steven Inkling

antitradiesperg is some bike faggot it all make sense kek

>>149796818
an interesting perspective. what's your solution then?

my tradie bf hit me again

>>149796847
crisp my misso (i just fucken flogged her coz the fish fingers she made for tea were still half frozen)

>>149796847
based tradie’s gf

>>149796634
I only hate cyclists who choose to ride on the road instead of the path when one is available.

>>149796878
Isn't cycling on footpaths generally illegal?

>>149796842
have a look into the 'shared space' movement. a lot of towns and villages in england and scandinavia have completely done away with lane markings, signage, signals, curbs etc. the idea is that stripping all that stuff away creates uncertainty forcing people to negotiate the area through eye contact and social cues. basically interacting with each other as humans not relying on being in the right because of subclause 3 of act b of section 19a of the traffic code or whatever.
studies into it have shown meaningful reductions in accidents and while traffic slows car users actually see a reduction in travel time as they don't get stuck at lights or in traffic jams as traffic tends to constantly flow, just at a slower pace. plus it looks far more aesthetic imo.

>>149796881
Varies by state, but I was also referring to cycle paths that are often ignored.

Pretty sure the Hannah McGuire killer posts in /afl/

Might write some paragraphs with poor punctuation and no capital letters, lads

who wanking they dick off

>>149796903
based me

>>149796890
i had a look at this while i was reviewing our conversation and saw that you mentioned this. i can certainly see the benefit in shared spaces in dense areas. actually, i see a lot of benefit in your solution in many areas, but not all. naturally, a major risk is inexperienced drivers and islamic trucks of peace, but yeah, i can definitely see this working in many parts and could work well.
note that i said many areas - not all - because i'm not sure such an idea is feasible for all areas or streets, such as busy main roads (or stroads, if you're familiar with that term). for these, i suggested widening the footpaths and getting the bikes off the roads and out harms' way from cars. i'm not advocating autistic over-regulation of the roads and complex rule autism like you may see in london. buses and public transport (i.e., trams) are another issue altogether.

anyone just get in the mood to fucking go walk the streets and get into a fight?

fuck up cunt spastics

>>149796847
probably got his free quote rejected

i love my trade bf he is so kind and generous and always protects me

btw why is it called stockholm syndrome?

i'm a big booty baddie

Saw some tall lanky faggot walking with a 10/10 blonde, she was completely out of his league. Me and my mate yelled out the work ute letting him know about it. He just looked down while his missus gave us a death stare lmfao

>>149796971
Lmao based

blondes are boring. hair colour is not a personality.

>>149796971
Bet he hates tradies now haha

>sales person
>ahhh bugger i lost the 6 figure proposal that I put a lot of time into, that's ok it's my job and it happens
>tradie
>YOU FUCKIN DOG CUNT HOW DARE YOU YOU NOT GO WITH MY DOG SHIT QUOTE THAT I SPENT 5MINS ON AND TRIED TO GOUGE YOU 5K

in the mood for a massive fucking brawl

meant penis. don't know why i typed brawl

Any porn addicts in?

>>149797035
Not me. I could stop any time.

just want a comfy studio apartment to live in alone

I'm a impotent pathetic faggot

thats it. cooking up a thread

>>149797079
Why come?

NEW
>>>/b/937128197

>>>/b/937128197

>>>/b/937128197

>>>/b/937128197

>>149797086
shan't

Afl would only be good if it were 44 violent maniacs running around belting each other

Brandon Rigney would beat the shit out of any gay cunt in the gayfl

>>149797102
Even the AFL's gayest players aren't actually gay.

ground control to major tom

grim

>>149797132
Wtf I thought laughter cures cancer

>>149797132
thought that was snapper abboud at first

>>149797132
bert newton looked healthier

>>149797136
not if all your "humour" is at the expense of the working class

I went to a comedy show once and didnt laugh once, it was awful, these unfunny comedians telling lame jokes and theres weirdos in the crowd laughing loudly at everything they say, I didnt get it, I hate comedians, maybe they were just bad ones I dont know, but I felt so out of place, comedy is not for me I guess

post something that only i would know about you.

i once fucked a man in the arse

>>149796814
what about gout gout

No one in this thread has ever had sex

>>149741250
>>149741250
NEW

>>149796626


slay queen!

look so much more fulfilling than being stuck at home with a husband and kids.

>>149797188
>once

Oh mandy

cum in a pussy you virgins

>>149797216
actual new

>>149796515
they are experiencing a "heat dome" in america. meanwhile we are supposedly experiencing a "warm winter" while i am freezing my bollocks off every day. if we could just give all our rights away to politicians and aboriginals and get rid of coal and only use windmills and solar panels and drive electric cars made in china from minerals sourced by child labour in africa, australia would be the perfect climate.

>>149797215
I've had my dick inside 16 women but 0 in the last 10 years.

>>149797208
the joke doesn't work unless it's only one person

>>149796929
yeah some good points tbf. i guess i'm a street minimialist and feel like every decision taken on urban design after corbusier, gropius and the athens charter has been completely disastrous.
still don't think dedicated bike lanes are the way. personally i have no issue with people riding on the footpath as long as they're not trying to larp as cadel evans.

>>149797221
based neale daniher

>>149797132
why do people refuse to lose weight

Dees picked well with harvey langford & xavier lindsay this year but we’ve counteracted it by anchoring our forward line with petty & van rouyen for the next few years. Wont be surprised if some of the good younger players end up leaving because they can’t get a game when they deserve one. Either goodwin goes asap or we’re middling for the next 5 years