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MLB: welcome to hell week
LA: doggie doos kek!

nice try trying to break the funky muncy streak

Thinkin this is the bread

This is the thread

o no ya don't

>>149781812
based houspie!! Look at him go!

>>149781812
>https://youtu.be/spvTDML8JzE
Let's get funky!

Good thread, couldn’t possibly be a better thread in the catalog tbqh

Welcome newthreadfrens!!!

>>149781788 (OP)
Favorite ball player?

first for doyers!

>>149781788 (OP)
This thread is better the other thread is gay

>>149781855
you stole this post you retardfaggot

that funky muncy

>>149781866
s-sorry sir

>>149781788 (OP)
bee nice

>>149781855
probably max muncy

>>149781855
humina humina awooga *pant* *pant* ow ow awooooooooooo!!!

Give this beary thread a chance!

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>>149781839
imagine having a nu so pathetic you have to resort to shilling it in the actual nu
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>>149781882
>>149781873
They're stealing our posts too.

but when is baseball tho

>>149781800
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>>149781878
you trannies are so pathetic

>>149781844
>1752119262081421.webm
>>149781844
>muncy_happey_ottermode_or_possibly_in_an_orbital_flight_suit.webm
These trannies are deadass copying the filenames KEK how shameless

kekkies!

>>149781829
>1728711516014654.png
Another copied post verbatim why won't these trannies dilate

>>149781901
why did the M's fuck all over the tigods?

>>149781911
These trannies keep copying our posts bruh

I'm giving this thread a chance. Not gonna post in the other one anymore. I was at one point a loyal poster there. Not anymore.

Discussing this thread

this is /mlb/

We love the Steakies

>>149781950
yay!!

kekk'em!

Whos ya team

>>149781964
city teamies!!

just annihilated 3 of those huge ass green summer flies in my house. Some of them had to triple tapped because wouldn't die. One I felt bad for because he started writhing on the ground buzzing super hard in a circle, so I mercy ended him with a lethal shock. This zappa was a pretty gud investment ngl

which thread do i use?
go M's

>>149781973
o i bake ya

We need 2hu chadspie and doyspie

we need jomboy beary to the genny!!

>>149782001
Based aj pajinky!

Let's discuss the max muncy

>>149782016
yay!!

>>149781988
Mariners Lovers Board here!!

>>149782037
Honestly I'm terrified

We need nu tho

>>149782037
Please don't hurt me!!

schizo thread

>>149782154
munch em!

Who are the burls and bunts of MLB?

>>149781788 (OP)
I saw this image and made a pleasured chuckle

>>149782169
AHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>149782177
yay!

>>149782177
I let out a long lowing moo and set the fuck doll to horny

>>149782189
eat moar chikin!

i get my a grilled chicken egg white sandwich with crispy chicken. it's better like this and without the biscuit

>>149782219
The chickies are my favorite team!

We need meds tho

For me its the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

meds 'em!

Nu in a few

Anyone ever seen the sandlot? I thought it was funny and wholesome

Regarding the draft.....how does someone who is going to school in the middle of nowhere in oklahoma get even discovered? Place has less than 1000 citizens. Also isn't it a huge gamble to pick a high school kid? The pick afterwards is like 3 years older which is a huge difference no?

>>149782507
Scouts get paid a good salary to find these kids, they travel all over the world and find players in the shittiest of favelas.

>>149782467
We love sandlot!!

>>149782534
So this is not unusual? I have no idea of baseball desu.

Also how do they count in the fact that his sample size is smaller? I mean if you live in a big city and are above average you might be a lot better than the best kid from a rural place simply because you have much more competition than him.

lol

my favorite scene is when he goes FOR-EV-ER lol

>>149782543
They get paid a lot of money to know what major league talent looks like before it’s ready to play in the major leagues. Idk how much sample size plays into it except for the fact that yea if you live in a small town with less people, and are a major league caliber player, then it’s probably easier to get noticed. But it’s not like all these prospects work out, some fail and just never make it as players.

>>149782572
Thank you for the explanation. Seems like a fun job honestly.

______ has better baseball discussion

>>149782597
np, people often don't realize how hard the jump from the top tier minor leagues to the majors can be. guys who are top prospects fail to develop into major leaguers all the time.

I call it the sand little

>>149782638
That’s not the title of the movie though

A brief scuffle broke out at Oracle Park last night when a vendor refused to add a dozen Dubai Chocolates and a Barry Bonds bobble-head to Blake Snells tab. He has been transferred to the 60-Day IL with prostate soreness per Dave Roberts.

>>149782680
are you sure?

>>149782653
I look like this

>>149782723
Looks like I’m blasting off again

Gay mets lads

one of the things that I've really struggled to understand since starting to watch baseball is how the win percentages are so clumped around the 0.500 mark
is this just because of how hard baseball is? like if the pitchers have a strong day then it becomes a question of which team will actually score a run?
or is it because pitching is really hard and pitchers having a bad day just tanks your chances of winning even if you're the "better team"?

>>149782834
Ull notice pentagrams have 5 sides meaning .500, it's cult satanic shit, black maggick

>>149782853
Ayo hol up

>>149782853
>four bases and one mound...

>>149782834
since 1886 only 15 teams have achieved > 0.700 wining percentage (and only three of them since 1954). short answer is it's just really hard to do, and much more so now w. free agency and collective bargaining. this season has also seen some cold streaks by some of the early front runners, leaving only one currently left w. W-L% > 0.600 (and they even just got swept by the mariners kek).

>>149782959
whats with the mickey mouse lol

>>149782990
what the…

>>149782990
Adding lol to posts doesn't make them funny shitbird

>>149783014
my bad haha

>>149782834
required reading: https://youtu.be/SE0E-GtuWKw

>>149783019
Someone fuck this guy right now

>>149783014
What about adding a keksclamation? Kek!

>>149783029
is that a joke? you didn't leave any indicators haha

>>149783035
I could come around and get behind this

>>149783038
I'll get my dick in your crater

>>149783020
>oi vey
Mike “The Pope” Francesa c. 2015

gm

Let’s hear it for dem cubbies!

Let’s hear it for dem cubbies!

>>149783253
Yay!

>>149783256
Yay!!

>>149783284
>>149783292
Cub-em-tho!!!!

>>149783284
>>149783292
Yay I'm so happy!!!!

>>149783354
Cmon, put a Recker on the board for peeps sake!

>>149783354
Let's see Recker sitting pretty

Recker on the board!!!

>>149783485
Hummina hummina goosh

>St. Louis 5, Atlanta 4

And that's a Redbird winner, in the game that would never end!

sneedball

I have a craving...

>>149783414
>Let's see Recker sitting pretty

Let's have a lil Christmass in July

>>149783912
I want to see Recker in booty shorts and crop top stretching before the big meat

>>149783912
holy oldcum

>Right-hander Seth Hernandez, considered the best prep starting pitcher in this draft, went to the Pirates at No. 6
Another arm to exploit buckos!

>>149783999
The “big meat”? Beef? Pork? Others?

>>149784344
braciole

these nu really get my noggin joggin

Recker ass

really tryin to reck my brain round these nu

Feels like I'm fuckin nothin' at all

Little bit o genny wars’ll turn these boys into fems

no baybaw til Friday :(

>>149784785
I know that feel fren D:

Gm everyone!

>>149784825
A beary gm to you!

>>149781788 (OP)
Go Mariners!

Double cheezie deluxies today Anon you earned it

Treat yo self gurl!

Kek!

>>149785282
who even looks "roided out" anymore in baseball? im not saying guys dont do it but they dont look like mark mcgwire anymore

Which players are on HRT?

>>149785357
Anthony freakin' Recker.
...'nuff said!

>>149785337
Cal Raleigh's butt hole

>>149782990
People devalue the 2020 title because of the shortened season. Personally, I think a season should have 10,000 games, because 162 is simply too low a sample size to determine playoff seeding.

My metties drafted the cocaine kid from Michigan… I’ve seen this episode before :(

>>149783731
You’ll be pleased to know the Dodgers drafted a Sneed yesterday. Sneedball is real.

>>149785697
A snead*

>>149785282
Good. Stay out of my sport.

>>149785282
Next time you’re going to post an image, can you please check my iPhone photo gallery to see if I don’t already have it queued up to post in the morning? I’d like to avoid embarrassing double-posts like this (>>149785443) in the future. Thank you!

>>149785652
The Mets are so back

Every Dominican and Venezuelan is a doper and you can’t prove otherwise

gm mariners nation

draft doesn't matter, we already got the next juan soto

Go Cubs!

>>149786000
Checked and 1986 had crossed my mind but more recently there was a dead Tyler Skaggs and a washed up Matt Harvey on the witness stand

>>149786057
have you gotten over your fake no hitter loss to the stankees yet?

Home run derby lineup is kinda shit tbqh. Jazz Jizzum? Matt Olsen? Players all declining all star invites too… wtf happened to the all star game?

>>149786357
I'm gay

>>149786601
Go Braves!

oneil cruz should be a shoo-in to win the strikeout derby

shan't be posting in a fraudulent schizo genny. also check the post times.

>>149786643
165 posts from one schizo. pathetic thread.

>>149786584
>JAZZ
you don't watch ball or know it

>>149786648
What would a trade for O’Neil Cruz look like? He’s le heckin hardest exit velo man in town.

Post rare official hats you like

>>149786695
He has 27-10 home runs dawg. A lot of the best home run hitters declined to participate this year, and a lot of players declined the all star invites too.

we're all in here posting in the non-schizo thread
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>>149781732
do not enable schizo posters.

Doyerpacos seething kek

Of the top ten home run hitters in the league rn, only 3 are participating in the derby. That kinda sucks tbqhwu, I shall be rooting for the big dumper.

100 Mookie Betts vs 1 Great White Shark IN THE WATER who wins?

>>149786870
Shark easily, tf is 100 x 150 lb Mookies gonna do?

this is a tranny thread.

>>149786960
It is now that you’ve arrived, welcome!

>>149786960
>seething about beary gifs on /mlb/

>cheats in 2017
>cheats in 2018
>hates Dominicans
>ships them to career ending stadiums
>still allowed to manage
>about to cheat again in 2025

>>149787471
What should MLB do about the ACQ (Alex Cora Question)?

>>149787491
Should have acted when they had the chance, kinda late now. If he gets caught cheating again holy kek the blowback would be asstronomical.

I wouldn't be surprised if the MLBPA and the owners vote to scrap the ASG after 2028 since the majority would rather take a 4 day break and prep for a second half playoff push.

why doesn't anyone delete the other thread

>>149787574
That’s what I’m saying. The magic is gone. Sucks cause I loved the all star game as a kid but the players don’t seem to care anymore. Would not surprise me if it becomes a bargaining chip at the next CBA.

>>149787574
in the past this one game was literally the only time you would see Greg Maddux take on ken Griffey Jr or whatever. Now, interleague play killed the ASG thanks Jews

>>149787727
We have to go back :(

>>149787651
It used to determine home field advantage in the World Series so players had a reason to try. Now it’s an exhibition game where players are miced up and barely paying attention

>>149787776
I remember the home field advantage thing but idk that it made THAT much of an impact. I recall the times before Interleague play too and I really think that’s what killed it. At least we have the WBC to look forward too, so it’s not all bad.

>>149787776
the home field advantage thing was a response to teams not giving a shit post-interleague. There was a tie game because both teams cleaned out the dugout.

In the 1990s before interleague these guys gave a shit because they wanted to prove they were better than the other guys and this was their chance to do it.

>>149787823
I think it put just a little pressure on players to want to win. Like just any incentive to not let other players down. But yeah inter league ruined it too

>>149787889
Time was ago…

doyers

Diamondbackees

>>149787981
>Schlittler throwing gas

>>149787981
A daring synthesis anon

>>149787997
>hes the next gerrit cole

>Electric shortstop actions. Lightning-fast transfer with plus range. Arm strength should be sufficient for shortstop at physical maturity. Premium contact performance on the showcase circuit. Visual evaluation of Willits' feel to hit is not as exceptional as his numbers, but is still pretty strong. Swing is not always well-connected; puts the ball in play a ton, but it's not often scorched. Medium frame; power projection is modest. Higher-floored contact-oriented middle infielder whose power ceiling will depend on how much strength he can layer onto a medium frame.

This is the scouting report for the first overall pick in the MLB draft, Eli Willits

Why the fuck do teams still draft these guys right out of high school again? Reading this it's just a bunch of good body bullshit

Best case scenario he's in the show by the time he's 19, and what difference does that make from a guy who's there when he's 22, 23, or even 24? Hell aaron judge was 25 when he made his debut

Meanwhile this guy Andrew Fischer had a .341/.497/.760 line in college with 25 home runs, 63 walks, and 42 strikeouts. He was taken 20th overall.

Not that drafting college players is some magic bullet but at least you're getting a dude you know can play at some level of competition over a guy you took because you like the shape of his ass

>>149787981
>yankee fans
>surrendering anything of value for rentals
lol…LOL!!!

>>149787776
Wasn't home field advantage decided in the one year it ended in a draw?

>>149788144
They made that rule after 2002, which was the year the game ended in a tie because they ran out of players.

>>149788053
Wait that’s not Cole? I only just noticed the score bug kek, wtf.

Like looking at the last 10 wins for each team to be reminded how shit this league is and how pretend american sports are

>>149788108
In a vacuum yes but they are bidding against the Mets, Cubs, and maybe the Jays too

We got da next jetuh
We got da next cole train
Who’s gonna be da next Booney ah?

>>149788383
The Jays and Cubs never stole a player away from any team.

>>149788340
To conserve player health and pitching arms. MLB should implement draws like they do in soccer into the standings.

dem cubjays

Round 1 | Pick 39: The New York Yankees select SS Dax Kilby out of Newnan HS.

(Just recapping all our picks)

Round 3 | Pick 103: The New York Yankees select SS Kaeden Kent out of Texas A&M.

>>149788470
Bluebbies? Bear Birds?

Round 4 | Pick 134: The New York Yankees select LHP Pico Kohn out of Mississippi State.

>>149787981
As much as I want this to happen, I will miss Hitler.

Round 5 | Pick 164: The New York Yankees select SS Core Jackson out of Utah.

>>149788528
>Pico

Round 6 | Pick 194: The New York Yankees select RHP Rory Fox out of Notre Dame.

Tigers on top

Cody Bellinger’s birthday

Who do you see?

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>>149788555
Man look at these mayo ass wh*te boys sheeeiit

if you not dodgers then you gay as fuckk just like SF

>>149788529
erm this is going in my /mlb/ folder for sage keeping ;)

Cubgers have the NL byes

>>149788638
safe*

>>149788617
PP GAY identified

>>149788646
Forced broship plus Yankletics better plus maid tranny

>>149788529
You're going to miss a guy with a 5 ERA who pitched 4 innings because uh- uh?

Yankluigis are retarded.

>>149788529
You literally don’t play today

they gave me regular instead of diet and that shit feels weird

>>149788697
Diet dick?

>>149788617
Turnie in da house

>>149788617
Yankcubs real Cubkekees real

Commie fucks

What is this garbage thread? Is there a baseball thread for regular people?

>>149788781
Upvoted for Commkees

>>149788784
Try reddit.com/r/baseball

>>149788784
Sorry we got a bit distracted last night. What’s your favorite baseball movie? Mine is The Sandlot (1993).

>>149788817
>What’s your favorite baseball movie
The Warriors

>>149788800
Banned for life

Do you guys ever discuss the game sincerely? Like the trade deadline, etc.

>>149788849
You too? Why does Reddit ban us indefinitely?

>>149788849
unc really answered with a ESPN documentary

>>149786562
No

>>149787981
We will be taking geno thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>149788849
We were literally just talking about the draft and Cam Schlittler’s slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.

>>149788907
With what funds bitch? Trust fund yo ass

>>149788880
Redditors are beaten into commie safethink compliance or they are tossed.

Where do we watch the HR Derby for free?

>>149788960
stealing is bad for you

Trader Jerry mindfucked Retard Perry

>>149788638
They forced commie shit in the last proompt too. Sad.
>>149788694
Because his last name rhymes with Hitler. If he ends up shitting the bed, I'd want him gone too thoughbeit.
>>149788683
Wouldn't call cubgers forced given how long its been around but:
>Reggie, Catfish Hunter, Rickey Henderson, Nick Swisher, etc
>1st and 2nd most rangs in the AL
>made John McGraw seethe just by existing
>Cathedral of Baseball vs The Last Dive Bar
Yankletics.

>>149788922
One half dozen casey leguminas.

>>149789089
Can you please give Kade Anderson back to the Angels?

>>149789095
Haha, oh anon, the angel's got their pick, it all worked out swimmingly.

>>149789120
It was a clerical mistake, Perry gave Manfred the wrong name.

>>149789133
Don't be a guardian giver.

Anybody watch the ASG press conference? Some reddit reporter asked why are they having the all star game in Atlanta when the state of Georgia works with ICE? Do these dorks ever give their gay politics a rest? She really killed the whole vibe and made it awkward.

>>149788784
4chan is for shitposting

>>149788907
You forfeited that when you >>149786562

>>149788960
It might be on strikeout, can anyone confirm?

>>149789234
>You forfeited th-ACK!

>>149789182
no, they never give politics a rest, especially the women. Read ISAIF to see why they are this way.

My #2 Doggie Doos :)

>>149789182
Journos are libtards, sports journos are particularly bad, and baseball journos are the worst of the worst.

>>149789289
No team has repeated since the Yankees and the dodgers are far from that Yankee team.

>>149788494
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>>149788555
Did parents just stop giving their kids real names 20 years ago? The fuck IS this shit?

>>149789271
kek

>>149789317
Baseball “””people””” are sub-80-iq femoids who'd pay $500/week to have Braxton trained by former minor leaguer (3 PA) Tyrone Gibbs.

>>149789317
>>149788528
Named after a newgrounds game kek.

Anyone excited for the derb? The last few years were lackluster. I still have Alonso's autistic head banging in my head.

>>149789333
damn check out these numbers

>>149789442
desu I watch the first round go back to vidya and pop back in for the finals

>>149783020
if the all-star team was an actual team, how many games would it win? If the players were plucked from the actual teams (e.g. the Dodgers didnt have Ohtani or Dookie Butts) then I think 162-0 is in play but it would probably be more like 150-12 or something like that because over the long term they would get unlucky.

If each player was cloned then maybe 130-140 wins.

>>149789313
True. You can see the wear and tear on our older players. The Dodgers are dead in the water if they make the playoffs but don't get a bye to rest. But crazier things have happened in baseball, yeah?

>>149789333
Based and blessed trips of truth

>>149789560
the dodgers are already an all-star team

>>149789308
Watchout Poodrepaco, ICE is coming for you soon.

Post all-stars

>>149789442
I don't like the mest but I do like Alonso in the derby even though Josh Hamilton spoiled me. Looking forward to seeking how Jazz does.

>>149789618
No I'm the other one.

>>149789752
NYC is nasty and filthy and filled with feral hobos but LA is on a whole different level

>>149789764
NY is walkable and safe since 9/11 with armored police in every corner in the inner city.

LA sidewalks are tent-filled sanctuaries.

Queens is full of asians who are mostly peaceful unless you're a dog or cat.

NY does smell like feces though.

>>149789855
>NY is walkable and safe since 9/11 with armored police in every corner in the inner city.
I know this is 4chan, but don't lie like that. It's become almost worse than the 80s because of Covid. Even the hood has gotten worse.

>>149789923
Nevermind the migrants getting carte blanche to do whatever they want. Baseball.

>>149789317
Americans used to be given Christian names, but since we are a Godless heathen country now, the names that women choose are just random words.

>>149789923
>living in the Bronx/Brooklyn
Skl issue

>>149790064
It's espcially bad in Manhattan.

>>149789923
Block busting on an unprecedented scale! At least they didn't just kill everyone like in other places.

Yanks better not trade for Kebryan Hayes unless he comes attached with Skenes.

>>149789855
I lived and worked in NYC for years, I know of what I speak. It's nasty and barely functions and the government cares more about drug addicts, criminals, and bums than working people.

But LA is all of that times 5 right now.

Swag is for boys
Class is for men

>>149789643
Jazz is probably not going to do well. Smaller guys usually don’t

>>149790252
Gay Cubs lol

>>149790112
I was born and raised in NYC and post-9/11 and post-Covid are like night and day. No one is getting Skenes. The Pirates aren't that dumb.

MLB draft lottery is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Why the hell is MLB rewarding irrelevant shitters like the Mariners and Cardinals

>>149790503
It's better that the top prospects aren't guaranteed to go to the same loser franchises every year

funny how that works, isnt it? pirates have the smartest owner in sports. spend the bare minimum on the team, make money hand over fist, and get handed top prospects each year to keep the fanbase hopeful.

>>149790503
MLBPA wanted the draft lottery. I don't think the owners really care.

Are the Cubs the whitest baseball team

>>149790503
tanking is gay and retarded and I'm glad it doesn't help now

>>149790338
>I was born and raised in NYC
Same. Pre 911 was amazing. The whole vibe changed after and no one went to the city to hang anymore. Post 911 is all cancer, nevermind post covvvid. we live in a post human world.

>>149790595
is Seiya Suzuki a white baseball player with yellow skin?

Yanks are trading for Skenes and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Mets will lose the wildcard play in and retool for next season.

>>149782834
realistically no, just the nature of math like the law of averages and the limited impact any singular player can have the way the game is structured.

if you want to say well what if it was all the best players of all time and the pitchers played perfectly and..well that's a useless hypothetical

>>149790760
The Yankees don't have a single good prospect

>>149790793
We have the next Cole (Schlittler), Soto (Dominguez), Jeter (Volpe), and Judge (Jones). We actually have the best prospects.

why couldnt they name is something less gay than automated ball striking system?

Pirates have the best pitcher this generation and their big free agent acquisition was Tommy Pham.

I don't even know why Manfred thinks this arrangement is ok. It actively kills the sport in huge parts of the country. The whole "wow that guy is good, when is he going to the Yankees/Dodgers/Mets/Padres/etc." thing is a disaster.

>>149790793
Dishonest or did you hit your fuckin head? Lombard Jr and S Jones alone would easily do it.

>>149790830
ok this is bait

>>149790856
lol nice cope

>>149790856
I was watching the draft and they said your top prospect was a guy named Elmer Rodriguez-Cruz

SF is gay as fuckk dawg

>>149790856
That would get you Mitch Keller

>>149790864
Nothing to cope for, Gilbert

>>149790848
Manfred didn't force the Pirates to be incompetent.

>>149790898
troubled?

>>149790833
I'll strike your balls.

>>149790864
Out of the buying teams, yanks have the best prospects.

>>149790980
cubyals lookin solid

>>149791056
>fast forward to 2040
>stadium still not built

it will never end

>>149790980
>/we/ have the worst record against sub .500 teams

>>149791056
They better replace that speaker box prison of a stadium or move that poor team to Nashville or Montreal.

>>149791090
how the fuck did you sweep the tigers

>>149789152
Underrated

>>149791088
I don't mind them paying more rent.

I think the Angels suck

>>149791121
Baseball. /We/ got swept by the shitty ass Yankees before that

>>149791121
tigs bullpen has been dogshit the past month

>>149791121
good, wholesome thoughts

>>149791150
Many, if not all, are thinking this, yet few have the courage to say this

>>149791126
Gayman Gaynthony

>>149791172
this is the year the mariners win the west

when the FUCK are we going to get a bunt chad derby?

>>149790980
Wait, didn't the Dodgers also have one of the easiest first half schedules? How does that work when everyone plays everyone now?

>>149791223
it's considered an easy schedule because the Dodgers are THAT good

>>149791237
OK Mikey McDrop. Anyone else have a baseball answer?

>>149791150
has anyone ever laughed at this

peff jassan

Laugh at this bussy

>>149791223
>he fell for the "easy schedule doyers" banter from the haters

>>149791223
it depends on when teams play certain teams that toe .500 back and forth all season. the Red Sox have jumped that line 20 times this season

>>149791254
He's trolling but he's not totally wrong. A really good team doesn't have to play itself whereas a team like the Reds or whatever does. That will affect the team's SOS. Especially if a team has to play a good team in multiple series down the stretch.

>>149791289
Thank (you) and only (you)

Dodgers about to gape the second half of the season

Another first round bust for the Royals. Jac Caglianone ain't jack shit.

The draft has me thinking, who was the last great player to sign after a walk-on tryout?

>>149791353
>ACKglianone

>>149791353
are you the queefs fan who hates royals fans?

>>149791388
Ryback

>>149791274
Smile if you’re the worst post season choker of all time!
Kek.

>>149791456
lmao fucking GOT HIM

>>149791388
Recker

How can anyone eat Haribo candy? They're super hard to chew on, disgusting. Same shit with milk duds

>>149791505
people who don't value their chompers

have a crazy feeling Yunior Cameniero wins tonight

>>149791254
Efficiency of travel schedule, cost wise. This purely is the reason interleague play exists in the first place; why fly over a city you could be making money in?

>>149791528
That’s what ur mum said lel

>>149791505
stop buying old candy after it's gone hard you dolt

>Tampa Bay Rays owner Stu Sternberg has agreed in principle to a $1.7 billion deal to sell the franchise to a group led by a Florida-based developer Patrick Zalupski, according to a report from The Athletic

oy vey!

>>149791558
KIKE HERNANDEZ

when will soto arrive?

>>149791505
Loves gold bears
Loves gummy worms

>>149791121
The Tigers aren't even good they play in the worst division in baseball

>>149791627
Dodger fan

Where is the game thread?

>no dodgers
>thread dead

any good baseball games I can play on my Steam Deck during the break?

>>149791707
does that thing come in useful in any way

Is the derby free on MLB tv?

>>149791722
Good for travelling

>>149791735
does it help with hitchhiking?

>>149791702
ain't it the truth

Since we're now officially at the halfway point. How did your team do so far?
>Dodgers

Wait, the homerun derby is tonight?!
I thought it would be tomorrow for some reason.

>>149791788
asg's always on tuesday

>>149791752
do people still do that?

Has anyone been injured from participating in the HR Derby?

Reddit has better baseball discussion

>>149791823
i hope jizzum does tonight

which website has the best faceball 2000 discussion?

Thank god we're at the halfway point. Several more weeks, and we can stop pretending to care about baseball when the NFL starts.

Who do you rooting in the homer derby? As me goes the dumper man.

>>149791880
First preseason game is in two weeks

>>149791880
kys

>>149791880
Baseball is for spring and summer. Football is for fall and winter. This is known.

metsiners stand with cal

>>149791924
I'm in Maryland. Orioles are garbage and everyone is excited to watch Lamar Jackson finally win a Super Bowl.

Redpill me on Shohei Ohtani

Is he actually as good as people say, or is he an overhyped homosexual?

>>149791880
>we

>Empty seats everywhere
Giving Atlanta the ASG was a mistake.

>>149791943
That's my White QB

>>149791949
He's slurped off harder than anyone in baseball. But he is very good even if he hasn't been very electric this season outside of his dingers which are usually not that consequential to the outcomes so far. The pitching is finally getting exciting though

>>149791949
He’s both. He really is that good, but mlb’s marketing of him is way too annoying and he’s definitely gay.

Buxtons kids are white bro got bleached

>>149791949
He's really really good but he also has a major gambling problem and let his friend go to prison for it

>>149791949
mid, hyped up by mlb because they want to erase barry bonds

>>149791936
>implying we're not getting a Yankletics finals with Jizzum and Rooker

kek Jazz hitting grounder to 2nd in BP

>>149791264
This doo creeps me the fuck out

How disrespectful would it be if a homerun derby participant picked a pitcher he absolutely rakes off of to throw to him during the derby?

>>149792014
>peff jassan

>>149791924
football is completely pozzed at this point

>>149791974
>>149791986
>>149791997
>>149792002
Thanks.

Now, do you have a flowchart so I can pick a team to follow that aren't the NY Yankees?

>>149792053
This, except when my team wins.

>>149791880
football is gay as fuck

>>149792054
pick a team from one of the central divisions
can't go wrong

>>149792054
Brewers are the good guys

>>149792062
Your schedule release video is some of the smuggest shit I have ever seen.

gettin that last fap in before the hr derby

>>149792072
Totally doesn't speak English though

>>149792054
-> mets

>>149792019
Me on the left

>>149792084
What ya cranking to bud? Lately I been going with milf with fake tits.

this promo is kino

>>149792098
you dont want to know

>>149792098
Buck Angel videos lately for me

Why is this black dude dressed like a slave owner? Does he not realize he's wearing slave owner clothes?

I cant watch the HRD because I have my Spanish class

>>149791880
I watch a little more NFL nowadays simply because the NBA has become an unwatchable 3 point clown exhibition. The city I grew up in doesn't have an NFL team though, who should I root for?

>>149792098
preggos

>>149791881
All star game doesn't mean sheeeeit since interleague play - I skip it every year.

>>149792098
Japanese bbw gilf shame at the laundromat is my usual

>>149792223
Derby Gamethread

>>149792146
por pendejo!

>>149792053
this, even college football is fucked

>>149792322
>coach primate

>>149792328
And there it is.

>>149791353
give him time and a new hitting coach, Royals offense has been historically awful. Jac is pressing and picking poor pitches contributing to being the actual unluckiest hitter based on launch angle+exit velo

REPRESENTING THE PINSTRIPES

JAZZ CHISHOLM JR

>>149792514
Jizz Chasm is a 10yo child in a bonobo's body

I can't believe they kept this dogshit format.

>>149792632
and there it is

Nothing can make me watch ESPN. NOTHING! They could have exclusive footage of an alien invasion(ufos not the other kind) and I would refrain.

>>149791505
you're supposed to treat them like jolly ranchers and let them marinate a little

>>149792943
That’s what ur mum said lel

>>149792973
she's the granddaughter of the german chemist what invented gelatin retard of course she says that

>>149792999
That’s what she said lel

this thread reminded me to eat gummy bears

>>149793339
Based

jizz jenkum jr is bad at the home run derby

(3 HR eliminated)

>>149793561
The dopey Mets would chew both feet off to undo that dreadful PCA trade

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STANKEES

take yer base

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HECKIN HOMERUN DERBERINO!

>>149793817
The Bronx Bloopers

https://x.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1944832353748009458

MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT

>>149793817
it's cause he on that damn phone all the time and watchin those chinese cartoons

>>149794139
Absolutely disgusting.

lmao the kid robbed a homer from caminero

YOUR 2025 HOME RUN DERBY CHAMPION CAL RALEIGH

Feels good bros, hope Cal stays hot in the second half.

WHITE BOY SUMMER

that was fun, nice job dumpies

BRING GENO BACK TO THE NORTHWEST RIGHT GOD DAMNED NOW JERRY

tatis is a ball knower

>irish-american
>white
lol

ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY ICY

>>149781855
Omg those BBFs

WHITE BOY SUMMER

/OUR/ GUY

WTF IS CODY RHODES DOING HERE???

solid 7/10 derby. not a lot of big names but good competition and kino ending. also
>jizz jizzum

it is beyond funny that a bunch of different tribes of brown all teamed up and pooled their collective 4 brain cells to battle against THE BIGGEST BRAIN IN BASEBALL.

>>149794698
>>149794725
BASED WINKY!!!

>>149795090
>>149795104
kino

Cal is the ultimate shonen protagonist.

You could see the guys butthole through his pants!

>>149795114
Pete, JRod, and Vladdy should compete every year

>>149795141
Fuck off Mahomo!!

>>149795116
same shit happened when Alonso was in it. Whites need to start sticking together

the best catcher in mlb history (that isn't roided) is an eyetalian

>>149795148
Aren't you forgetting someone?

which ladyraleigh would you like?

>>149795164
ass too big

>>149795172
This one

>>149795164
can't have more than one player per team sadly

finally east coasties know who Cal Raleigh is

Tonight was the night Dumper surpassed Recker. The highest of test in the MLB.

lmfao ‘ics aren’t good at anything

>>149795172
iill take front center and the tall drink of water in the back

>>149795187
ugh...

recycle
>>149781732
>>149781732
>>149781732

>>149795172
bottom left wants to be hot so badly lol
shes a 5
i'll take the tall girl in back

>>149795194
Bottom left looks a lot like cal

>>149795172
grim

gay

gays

and that's a wrap

>>149795172
the one that looks the most like cal is hottest

>>149795141
Looks like a WNBA crossover star

O kek

Ngh...mfh...