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>>149779656News:
MLB: welcome to hell week
LA: doggie doos kek!
nice try trying to break the funky muncy streak
Thinkin this is the bread
>>149781812based houspie!! Look at him go!
>>149781812>https://youtu.be/spvTDML8JzELet's get funky!
Good thread, couldnโt possibly be a better thread in the catalog tbqh
Welcome newthreadfrens!!!
>>149781788 (OP)Favorite ball player?
>>149781788 (OP)This thread is better the other thread is gay
>>149781855you stole this post you retardfaggot
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>>149781855probably max muncy
>>149781855humina humina awooga *pant* *pant* ow ow awooooooooooo!!!
Give this beary thread a chance!
>>149781800>>149781803>>149781828>>149781839imagine having a nu so pathetic you have to resort to shilling it in the actual nu
>>149781848>>149781857
>>149781882>>149781873They're stealing our posts too.
>>149781844>1752119262081421.webm>>149781844>muncy_happey_ottermode_or_possibly_in_an_orbital_flight_suit.webmThese trannies are deadass copying the filenames KEK how shameless
>>149781829>1728711516014654.pngAnother copied post verbatim why won't these trannies dilate
>>149781901why did the M's fuck all over the tigods?
>>149781911These trannies keep copying our posts bruh
I'm giving this thread a chance. Not gonna post in the other one anymore. I was at one point a loyal poster there. Not anymore.
>>149781964city teamies!!
just annihilated 3 of those huge ass green summer flies in my house. Some of them had to triple tapped because wouldn't die. One I felt bad for because he started writhing on the ground buzzing super hard in a circle, so I mercy ended him with a lethal shock. This zappa was a pretty gud investment ngl
which thread do i use?
go M's
We need 2hu chadspie and doyspie
we need jomboy beary to the genny!!
>>149782001Based aj pajinky!
Let's discuss the max muncy
>>149781988Mariners Lovers Board here!!
>>149782037Honestly I'm terrified
>>149782037Please don't hurt me!!
woo~
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>2-game winning streak
Who are the burls and bunts of MLB?
>>149781788 (OP)I saw this image and made a pleasured chuckle
>>149782177I let out a long lowing moo and set the fuck doll to horny
>>149782189eat moar chikin!
i get my a grilled chicken egg white sandwich with crispy chicken. it's better like this and without the biscuit
>>149782219The chickies are my favorite team!
For me its the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
Anyone ever seen the sandlot? I thought it was funny and wholesome
Regarding the draft.....how does someone who is going to school in the middle of nowhere in oklahoma get even discovered? Place has less than 1000 citizens. Also isn't it a huge gamble to pick a high school kid? The pick afterwards is like 3 years older which is a huge difference no?
>>149782507Scouts get paid a good salary to find these kids, they travel all over the world and find players in the shittiest of favelas.
>>149782467We love sandlot!!
>>149782534So this is not unusual? I have no idea of baseball desu.
Also how do they count in the fact that his sample size is smaller? I mean if you live in a big city and are above average you might be a lot better than the best kid from a rural place simply because you have much more competition than him.
my favorite scene is when he goes FOR-EV-ER lol
>>149782543They get paid a lot of money to know what major league talent looks like before itโs ready to play in the major leagues. Idk how much sample size plays into it except for the fact that yea if you live in a small town with less people, and are a major league caliber player, then itโs probably easier to get noticed. But itโs not like all these prospects work out, some fail and just never make it as players.
>>149782572Thank you for the explanation. Seems like a fun job honestly.
______ has better baseball discussion
>>149782597np, people often don't realize how hard the jump from the top tier minor leagues to the majors can be. guys who are top prospects fail to develop into major leaguers all the time.
I call it the sand little
>>149782638Thatโs not the title of the movie though
A brief scuffle broke out at Oracle Park last night when a vendor refused to add a dozen Dubai Chocolates and a Barry Bonds bobble-head to Blake Snells tab. He has been transferred to the 60-Day IL with prostate soreness per Dave Roberts.
>>149782653I look like this
>>149782723Looks like Iโm blasting off again
one of the things that I've really struggled to understand since starting to watch baseball is how the win percentages are so clumped around the 0.500 mark
is this just because of how hard baseball is? like if the pitchers have a strong day then it becomes a question of which team will actually score a run?
or is it because pitching is really hard and pitchers having a bad day just tanks your chances of winning even if you're the "better team"?
>>149782834Ull notice pentagrams have 5 sides meaning .500, it's cult satanic shit, black maggick
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>>149782853>four bases and one mound...
>>149782834since 1886 only 15 teams have achieved > 0.700 wining percentage (and only three of them since 1954). short answer is it's just really hard to do, and much more so now w. free agency and collective bargaining. this season has also seen some cold streaks by some of the early front runners, leaving only one currently left w. W-L% > 0.600 (and they even just got swept by the mariners kek).
>>149782959whats with the mickey mouse lol
>>149782990Adding lol to posts doesn't make them funny shitbird
>>149782834required reading: https://youtu.be/SE0E-GtuWKw
>>149783019Someone fuck this guy right now
>>149783014What about adding a keksclamation? Kek!
>>149783029is that a joke? you didn't leave any indicators haha
>>149783035I could come around and get behind this
>>149783038I'll get my dick in your crater
>>149783020>oi veyMike โThe Popeโ Francesa c. 2015
Letโs hear it for dem cubbies!
Letโs hear it for dem cubbies!
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>>149783354Cmon, put a Recker on the board for peeps sake!
>>149783354Let's see Recker sitting pretty
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>>149783485Hummina hummina goosh
>St. Louis 5, Atlanta 4
And that's a Redbird winner, in the game that would never end!
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>>149783414>Let's see Recker sitting pretty
Let's have a lil Christmass in July
>>149783912I want to see Recker in booty shorts and crop top stretching before the big meat
>Right-hander Seth Hernandez, considered the best prep starting pitcher in this draft, went to the Pirates at No. 6
Another arm to exploit buckos!
>>149783999The โbig meatโ? Beef? Pork? Others?
these nu really get my noggin joggin
really tryin to reck my brain round these nu
Feels like I'm fuckin nothin' at all
Little bit o genny warsโll turn these boys into fems
>>149784785I know that feel fren D:
>>149784825A beary gm to you!
Double cheezie deluxies today Anon you earned it
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>>149785282who even looks "roided out" anymore in baseball? im not saying guys dont do it but they dont look like mark mcgwire anymore
Which players are on HRT?
>>149785357Anthony freakin' Recker.
...'nuff said!
>>149785337Cal Raleigh's butt hole
>>149782990People devalue the 2020 title because of the shortened season. Personally, I think a season should have 10,000 games, because 162 is simply too low a sample size to determine playoff seeding.
My metties drafted the cocaine kid from Michiganโฆ Iโve seen this episode before :(
>>149783731Youโll be pleased to know the Dodgers drafted a Sneed yesterday. Sneedball is real.
>>149785282Good. Stay out of my sport.
>>149785282Next time youโre going to post an image, can you please check my iPhone photo gallery to see if I donโt already have it queued up to post in the morning? Iโd like to avoid embarrassing double-posts like this (
>>149785443) in the future. Thank you!
>>149785652The Mets are so back
Every Dominican and Venezuelan is a doper and you canโt prove otherwise
draft doesn't matter, we already got the next juan soto
>>149786000Checked and 1986 had crossed my mind but more recently there was a dead Tyler Skaggs and a washed up Matt Harvey on the witness stand
>>149786057have you gotten over your fake no hitter loss to the stankees yet?
Home run derby lineup is kinda shit tbqh. Jazz Jizzum? Matt Olsen? Players all declining all star invites tooโฆ wtf happened to the all star game?
oneil cruz should be a shoo-in to win the strikeout derby
shan't be posting in a fraudulent schizo genny. also check the post times.
>>149786643165 posts from one schizo. pathetic thread.
>>149786584>JAZZyou don't watch ball or know it
>>149786648What would a trade for OโNeil Cruz look like? Heโs le heckin hardest exit velo man in town.
Post rare official hats you like
>>149786695He has 27-10 home runs dawg. A lot of the best home run hitters declined to participate this year, and a lot of players declined the all star invites too.
we're all in here posting in the non-schizo thread
>>149781732>>149781732>>149781732>>149781732do not enable schizo posters.
Of the top ten home run hitters in the league rn, only 3 are participating in the derby. That kinda sucks tbqhwu, I shall be rooting for the big dumper.
100 Mookie Betts vs 1 Great White Shark IN THE WATER who wins?
>>149786870Shark easily, tf is 100 x 150 lb Mookies gonna do?
>>149786960It is now that youโve arrived, welcome!
>>149786960>seething about beary gifs on /mlb/
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>cheats in 2017
>cheats in 2018
>hates Dominicans
>ships them to career ending stadiums
>still allowed to manage
>about to cheat again in 2025
>>149787471What should MLB do about the ACQ (Alex Cora Question)?
>>149787491Should have acted when they had the chance, kinda late now. If he gets caught cheating again holy kek the blowback would be asstronomical.
I wouldn't be surprised if the MLBPA and the owners vote to scrap the ASG after 2028 since the majority would rather take a 4 day break and prep for a second half playoff push.
why doesn't anyone delete the other thread
>>149787574Thatโs what Iโm saying. The magic is gone. Sucks cause I loved the all star game as a kid but the players donโt seem to care anymore. Would not surprise me if it becomes a bargaining chip at the next CBA.
>>149787574in the past this one game was literally the only time you would see Greg Maddux take on ken Griffey Jr or whatever. Now, interleague play killed the ASG thanks Jews
>>149787727We have to go back :(
>>149787651It used to determine home field advantage in the World Series so players had a reason to try. Now itโs an exhibition game where players are miced up and barely paying attention
>>149787776I remember the home field advantage thing but idk that it made THAT much of an impact. I recall the times before Interleague play too and I really think thatโs what killed it. At least we have the WBC to look forward too, so itโs not all bad.
>>149787776the home field advantage thing was a response to teams not giving a shit post-interleague. There was a tie game because both teams cleaned out the dugout.
In the 1990s before interleague these guys gave a shit because they wanted to prove they were better than the other guys and this was their chance to do it.
>>149787823I think it put just a little pressure on players to want to win. Like just any incentive to not let other players down. But yeah inter league ruined it too
>>149787889Time was agoโฆ
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Diamondbackees
>>149787981>Schlittler throwing gas
>>149787981A daring synthesis anon
>>149787997>hes the next gerrit cole
>Electric shortstop actions. Lightning-fast transfer with plus range. Arm strength should be sufficient for shortstop at physical maturity. Premium contact performance on the showcase circuit. Visual evaluation of Willits' feel to hit is not as exceptional as his numbers, but is still pretty strong. Swing is not always well-connected; puts the ball in play a ton, but it's not often scorched. Medium frame; power projection is modest. Higher-floored contact-oriented middle infielder whose power ceiling will depend on how much strength he can layer onto a medium frame.
This is the scouting report for the first overall pick in the MLB draft, Eli Willits
Why the fuck do teams still draft these guys right out of high school again? Reading this it's just a bunch of good body bullshit
Best case scenario he's in the show by the time he's 19, and what difference does that make from a guy who's there when he's 22, 23, or even 24? Hell aaron judge was 25 when he made his debut
Meanwhile this guy Andrew Fischer had a .341/.497/.760 line in college with 25 home runs, 63 walks, and 42 strikeouts. He was taken 20th overall.
Not that drafting college players is some magic bullet but at least you're getting a dude you know can play at some level of competition over a guy you took because you like the shape of his ass
>>149787981>yankee fans>surrendering anything of value for rentalslolโฆLOL!!!
>>149787776Wasn't home field advantage decided in the one year it ended in a draw?
>>149788144They made that rule after 2002, which was the year the game ended in a tie because they ran out of players.
>>149788053Wait thatโs not Cole? I only just noticed the score bug kek, wtf.
Like looking at the last 10 wins for each team to be reminded how shit this league is and how pretend american sports are
>>149788108In a vacuum yes but they are bidding against the Mets, Cubs, and maybe the Jays too
We got da next jetuh
We got da next cole train
Whoโs gonna be da next Booney ah?
>>149788383The Jays and Cubs never stole a player away from any team.
>>149788340To conserve player health and pitching arms. MLB should implement draws like they do in soccer into the standings.
Round 1 | Pick 39: The New York Yankees select SS Dax Kilby out of Newnan HS.
(Just recapping all our picks)
Round 3 | Pick 103: The New York Yankees select SS Kaeden Kent out of Texas A&M.
>>149788470Bluebbies? Bear Birds?
Round 4 | Pick 134: The New York Yankees select LHP Pico Kohn out of Mississippi State.
>>149787981As much as I want this to happen, I will miss Hitler.
Round 5 | Pick 164: The New York Yankees select SS Core Jackson out of Utah.
Round 6 | Pick 194: The New York Yankees select RHP Rory Fox out of Notre Dame.
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Tigers on top
Cody Bellingerโs birthday
Who do you see?
if you not dodgers then you gay as fuckk just like SF
>>149788529erm this is going in my /mlb/ folder for sage keeping ;)
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Cubgers have the NL byes
>>149788617PP GAY identified
>>149788646Forced broship plus Yankletics better plus maid tranny
>>149788529You're going to miss a guy with a 5 ERA who pitched 4 innings because uh- uh?
Yankluigis are retarded.
>>149788529You literally donโt play today
they gave me regular instead of diet and that shit feels weird
>>149788617Turnie in da house
>>149788617Yankcubs real Cubkekees real
What is this garbage thread? Is there a baseball thread for regular people?
>>149788781Upvoted for Commkees
>>149788784Try reddit.com/r/baseball
>>149788784Sorry we got a bit distracted last night. Whatโs your favorite baseball movie? Mine is The Sandlot (1993).
>>149788817>Whatโs your favorite baseball movieThe Warriors
>>149788800Banned for life
Do you guys ever discuss the game sincerely? Like the trade deadline, etc.
>>149788849You too? Why does Reddit ban us indefinitely?
>>149788849unc really answered with a ESPN documentary
>>149787981We will be taking geno thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>149788849We were literally just talking about the draft and Cam Schlittlerโs slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>149788907With what funds bitch? Trust fund yo ass
>>149788880Redditors are beaten into commie safethink compliance or they are tossed.
Where do we watch the HR Derby for free?
>>149788960stealing is bad for you
Trader Jerry mindfucked Retard Perry
>>149788638They forced commie shit in the last proompt too. Sad.
>>149788694Because his last name rhymes with Hitler. If he ends up shitting the bed, I'd want him gone too thoughbeit.
>>149788683Wouldn't call cubgers forced given how long its been around but:
>Reggie, Catfish Hunter, Rickey Henderson, Nick Swisher, etc>1st and 2nd most rangs in the AL>made John McGraw seethe just by existing>Cathedral of Baseball vs The Last Dive BarYankletics.
>>149788922One half dozen casey leguminas.
>>149789089Can you please give Kade Anderson back to the Angels?
>>149789095Haha, oh anon, the angel's got their pick, it all worked out swimmingly.
>>149789120It was a clerical mistake, Perry gave Manfred the wrong name.
>>149789133Don't be a guardian giver.
Anybody watch the ASG press conference? Some reddit reporter asked why are they having the all star game in Atlanta when the state of Georgia works with ICE? Do these dorks ever give their gay politics a rest? She really killed the whole vibe and made it awkward.
>>1497887844chan is for shitposting
>>149788907You forfeited that when you
>>149786562
>>149788960It might be on strikeout, can anyone confirm?
>>149789234>You forfeited th-ACK!
>>149789182no, they never give politics a rest, especially the women. Read ISAIF to see why they are this way.
>>149789182Journos are libtards, sports journos are particularly bad, and baseball journos are the worst of the worst.
>>149789289No team has repeated since the Yankees and the dodgers are far from that Yankee team.
>>149788494>>149788509>>149788528>>149788546>>149788555Did parents just stop giving their kids real names 20 years ago? The fuck IS this shit?
>>149789317Baseball โโโpeopleโโโ are sub-80-iq femoids who'd pay $500/week to have Braxton trained by former minor leaguer (3 PA) Tyrone Gibbs.
>>149789317>>149788528Named after a newgrounds game kek.
Anyone excited for the derb? The last few years were lackluster. I still have Alonso's autistic head banging in my head.
>>149789333damn check out these numbers
>>149789442desu I watch the first round go back to vidya and pop back in for the finals
>>149783020if the all-star team was an actual team, how many games would it win? If the players were plucked from the actual teams (e.g. the Dodgers didnt have Ohtani or Dookie Butts) then I think 162-0 is in play but it would probably be more like 150-12 or something like that because over the long term they would get unlucky.
If each player was cloned then maybe 130-140 wins.
>>149789313True. You can see the wear and tear on our older players. The Dodgers are dead in the water if they make the playoffs but don't get a bye to rest. But crazier things have happened in baseball, yeah?
>>149789333Based and blessed trips of truth
>>149789560the dodgers are already an all-star team
>>149789308Watchout Poodrepaco, ICE is coming for you soon.
>>149789442I don't like the mest but I do like Alonso in the derby even though Josh Hamilton spoiled me. Looking forward to seeking how Jazz does.
>>149789618No I'm the other one.
https://www.reddit.com/r/UrbanThinker/s/dvCC7U3xJs
>>149789752NYC is nasty and filthy and filled with feral hobos but LA is on a whole different level
>>149789764NY is walkable and safe since 9/11 with armored police in every corner in the inner city.
LA sidewalks are tent-filled sanctuaries.
Queens is full of asians who are mostly peaceful unless you're a dog or cat.
NY does smell like feces though.
>>149789855>NY is walkable and safe since 9/11 with armored police in every corner in the inner city.I know this is 4chan, but don't lie like that. It's become almost worse than the 80s because of Covid. Even the hood has gotten worse.
>>149789923Nevermind the migrants getting carte blanche to do whatever they want. Baseball.
>>149789317Americans used to be given Christian names, but since we are a Godless heathen country now, the names that women choose are just random words.
>>149789923>living in the Bronx/BrooklynSkl issue
>>149790064It's espcially bad in Manhattan.
>>149789923Block busting on an unprecedented scale! At least they didn't just kill everyone like in other places.
Yanks better not trade for Kebryan Hayes unless he comes attached with Skenes.
>>149789855I lived and worked in NYC for years, I know of what I speak. It's nasty and barely functions and the government cares more about drug addicts, criminals, and bums than working people.
But LA is all of that times 5 right now.
Swag is for boys
Class is for men
>>149789643Jazz is probably not going to do well. Smaller guys usually donโt
>>149790112I was born and raised in NYC and post-9/11 and post-Covid are like night and day. No one is getting Skenes. The Pirates aren't that dumb.
MLB draft lottery is the dumbest shit Iโve ever heard. Why the hell is MLB rewarding irrelevant shitters like the Mariners and Cardinals
>>149790503It's better that the top prospects aren't guaranteed to go to the same loser franchises every year
funny how that works, isnt it? pirates have the smartest owner in sports. spend the bare minimum on the team, make money hand over fist, and get handed top prospects each year to keep the fanbase hopeful.
>>149790503MLBPA wanted the draft lottery. I don't think the owners really care.
Are the Cubs the whitest baseball team
>>149790503tanking is gay and retarded and I'm glad it doesn't help now
>>149790338>I was born and raised in NYCSame. Pre 911 was amazing. The whole vibe changed after and no one went to the city to hang anymore. Post 911 is all cancer, nevermind post covvvid. we live in a post human world.
>>149790595is Seiya Suzuki a white baseball player with yellow skin?
Yanks are trading for Skenes and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Mets will lose the wildcard play in and retool for next season.
>>149782834realistically no, just the nature of math like the law of averages and the limited impact any singular player can have the way the game is structured.
if you want to say well what if it was all the best players of all time and the pitchers played perfectly and..well that's a useless hypothetical
>>149790760The Yankees don't have a single good prospect
>>149790793We have the next Cole (Schlittler), Soto (Dominguez), Jeter (Volpe), and Judge (Jones). We actually have the best prospects.
why couldnt they name is something less gay than automated ball striking system?
Pirates have the best pitcher this generation and their big free agent acquisition was Tommy Pham.
I don't even know why Manfred thinks this arrangement is ok. It actively kills the sport in huge parts of the country. The whole "wow that guy is good, when is he going to the Yankees/Dodgers/Mets/Padres/etc." thing is a disaster.
>>149790793Dishonest or did you hit your fuckin head? Lombard Jr and S Jones alone would easily do it.
>>149790830ok this is bait
>>149790856lol nice cope
>>149790856I was watching the draft and they said your top prospect was a guy named Elmer Rodriguez-Cruz
>>149790856That would get you Mitch Keller
>>149790864Nothing to cope for, Gilbert
>>149790848Manfred didn't force the Pirates to be incompetent.
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>>149790833I'll strike your balls.
>>149790864Out of the buying teams, yanks have the best prospects.
>>149790980cubyals lookin solid
>Sale of the Rays to Patrick Zalupski for $1.7 billion expected to be finalized in September and keep the team in Tampa Bay
>>149791056>fast forward to 2040>stadium still not builtit will never end
>>149790980>/we/ have the worst record against sub .500 teams
>>149791056They better replace that speaker box prison of a stadium or move that poor team to Nashville or Montreal.
>>149791090how the fuck did you sweep the tigers
>>149791088I don't mind them paying more rent.
>>149791121Baseball. /We/ got swept by the shitty ass Yankees before that
>>149791121tigs bullpen has been dogshit the past month
>>149791121good, wholesome thoughts
>>149791150Many, if not all, are thinking this, yet few have the courage to say this
>>149791126Gayman Gaynthony
>>149791172this is the year the mariners win the west
when the FUCK are we going to get a bunt chad derby?
>>149790980Wait, didn't the Dodgers also have one of the easiest first half schedules? How does that work when everyone plays everyone now?
>>149791223it's considered an easy schedule because the Dodgers are THAT good
>>149791237OK Mikey McDrop. Anyone else have a baseball answer?
>>149791150has anyone ever laughed at this
>>149791223>he fell for the "easy schedule doyers" banter from the haters
>>149791223it depends on when teams play certain teams that toe .500 back and forth all season. the Red Sox have jumped that line 20 times this season
>>149791254He's trolling but he's not totally wrong. A really good team doesn't have to play itself whereas a team like the Reds or whatever does. That will affect the team's SOS. Especially if a team has to play a good team in multiple series down the stretch.
>>149791289Thank (you) and only (you)
Dodgers about to gape the second half of the season
Another first round bust for the Royals. Jac Caglianone ain't jack shit.
The draft has me thinking, who was the last great player to sign after a walk-on tryout?
>>149791353are you the queefs fan who hates royals fans?
>>149791274Smile if youโre the worst post season choker of all time!
Kek.
>>149791456lmao fucking GOT HIM
How can anyone eat Haribo candy? They're super hard to chew on, disgusting. Same shit with milk duds
>>149791505people who don't value their chompers
have a crazy feeling Yunior Cameniero wins tonight
>>149791254Efficiency of travel schedule, cost wise. This purely is the reason interleague play exists in the first place; why fly over a city you could be making money in?
>>149791528Thatโs what ur mum said lel
>>149791505stop buying old candy after it's gone hard you dolt
>Tampa Bay Rays owner Stu Sternberg has agreed in principle to a $1.7 billion deal to sell the franchise to a group led by a Florida-based developer Patrick Zalupski, according to a report from The Athletic
oy vey!
>>149791558KIKE HERNANDEZ
>>149791505Loves gold bears
Loves gummy worms
>>149791121The Tigers aren't even good they play in the worst division in baseball
Where is the game thread?
any good baseball games I can play on my Steam Deck during the break?
>>149791707does that thing come in useful in any way
Is the derby free on MLB tv?
>>149791722Good for travelling
>>149791735does it help with hitchhiking?
>>149791702ain't it the truth
Since we're now officially at the halfway point. How did your team do so far?
>Dodgers
Wait, the homerun derby is tonight?!
I thought it would be tomorrow for some reason.
>>149791788asg's always on tuesday
>>149791752do people still do that?
Has anyone been injured from participating in the HR Derby?
Reddit has better baseball discussion
>>149791823i hope jizzum does tonight
which website has the best faceball 2000 discussion?
Thank god we're at the halfway point. Several more weeks, and we can stop pretending to care about baseball when the NFL starts.
Who do you rooting in the homer derby? As me goes the dumper man.
>>149791880First preseason game is in two weeks
>>149791880Baseball is for spring and summer. Football is for fall and winter. This is known.
>>149791924I'm in Maryland. Orioles are garbage and everyone is excited to watch Lamar Jackson finally win a Super Bowl.
Redpill me on Shohei Ohtani
Is he actually as good as people say, or is he an overhyped homosexual?
>Empty seats everywhere
Giving Atlanta the ASG was a mistake.
>>149791943That's my White QB
>>149791949He's slurped off harder than anyone in baseball. But he is very good even if he hasn't been very electric this season outside of his dingers which are usually not that consequential to the outcomes so far. The pitching is finally getting exciting though
>>149791949Heโs both. He really is that good, but mlbโs marketing of him is way too annoying and heโs definitely gay.
Buxtons kids are white bro got bleached
>>149791949He's really really good but he also has a major gambling problem and let his friend go to prison for it
>>149791949mid, hyped up by mlb because they want to erase barry bonds
>>149791936>implying we're not getting a Yankletics finals with Jizzum and Rooker
kek Jazz hitting grounder to 2nd in BP
>>149791264This doo creeps me the fuck out
How disrespectful would it be if a homerun derby participant picked a pitcher he absolutely rakes off of to throw to him during the derby?
>>149791924football is completely pozzed at this point
>>149791974>>149791986>>149791997>>149792002Thanks.
Now, do you have a flowchart so I can pick a team to follow that aren't the NY Yankees?
>>149792053This, except when my team wins.
>>149791880football is gay as fuck
>>149792054pick a team from one of the central divisions
can't go wrong
>>149792054Brewers are the good guys
>>149792062Your schedule release video is some of the smuggest shit I have ever seen.
gettin that last fap in before the hr derby
>>149792072Totally doesn't speak English though
>>149792019Me on the left
>>149792084What ya cranking to bud? Lately I been going with milf with fake tits.
>>149792098you dont want to know
>>149792098Buck Angel videos lately for me
Why is this black dude dressed like a slave owner? Does he not realize he's wearing slave owner clothes?
I cant watch the HRD because I have my Spanish class
>>149791880I watch a little more NFL nowadays simply because the NBA has become an unwatchable 3 point clown exhibition. The city I grew up in doesn't have an NFL team though, who should I root for?
>>149791881All star game doesn't mean sheeeeit since interleague play - I skip it every year.
>>149792098Japanese bbw gilf shame at the laundromat is my usual
>>149792223Derby Gamethread
>>149792053this, even college football is fucked
>>149792322>coach primate
>>149792328And there it is.
>>149791353give him time and a new hitting coach, Royals offense has been historically awful. Jac is pressing and picking poor pitches contributing to being the actual unluckiest hitter based on launch angle+exit velo
REPRESENTING THE PINSTRIPES
JAZZ CHISHOLM JR
>>149792514Jizz Chasm is a 10yo child in a bonobo's body
I can't believe they kept this dogshit format.
>>149792632and there it is
Nothing can make me watch ESPN. NOTHING! They could have exclusive footage of an alien invasion(ufos not the other kind) and I would refrain.
>>149791505you're supposed to treat them like jolly ranchers and let them marinate a little
>>149792943Thatโs what ur mum said lel
>>149792973she's the granddaughter of the german chemist what invented gelatin retard of course she says that
>>149792999Thatโs what she said lel
this thread reminded me to eat gummy bears
jizz jenkum jr is bad at the home run derby
>>149793561The dopey Mets would chew both feet off to undo that dreadful PCA trade
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STANKEES
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HECKIN HOMERUN DERBERINO!
>>149793817The Bronx Bloopers
https://x.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1944832353748009458
MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT
>>149793817it's cause he on that damn phone all the time and watchin those chinese cartoons
>>149794139Absolutely disgusting.
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lmao the kid robbed a homer from caminero
YOUR 2025 HOME RUN DERBY CHAMPION CAL RALEIGH
Feels good bros, hope Cal stays hot in the second half.
that was fun, nice job dumpies
BRING GENO BACK TO THE NORTHWEST RIGHT GOD DAMNED NOW JERRY
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tatis is a ball knower
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>>149781855Omg those BBFs
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WTF IS CODY RHODES DOING HERE???
solid 7/10 derby. not a lot of big names but good competition and kino ending. also
>jizz jizzum
it is beyond funny that a bunch of different tribes of brown all teamed up and pooled their collective 4 brain cells to battle against THE BIGGEST BRAIN IN BASEBALL.
Cal is the ultimate shonen protagonist.
You could see the guys butthole through his pants!
>>149795114Pete, JRod, and Vladdy should compete every year
>>149795141Fuck off Mahomo!!
>>149795116same shit happened when Alonso was in it. Whites need to start sticking together
the best catcher in mlb history (that isn't roided) is an eyetalian
>>149795148Aren't you forgetting someone?
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which ladyraleigh would you like?
>>149795164can't have more than one player per team sadly
finally east coasties know who Cal Raleigh is
Tonight was the night Dumper surpassed Recker. The highest of test in the MLB.
lmfao โics arenโt good at anything
>>149795172iill take front center and the tall drink of water in the back
>>149795172bottom left wants to be hot so badly lol
shes a 5
i'll take the tall girl in back
>>149795194Bottom left looks a lot like cal
>>149795172the one that looks the most like cal is hottest
>>149795141Looks like a WNBA crossover star