UEFA WOMEN'S EUROS
>Wednesday July 16th 2025
21:00 Norway - Italy

SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, thin your paints, unironically rate the baby 'nomeno that plays for >your club and stay acecombatpilled

>>149789808 (OP)
wtf is that an Expedition 33 reference

negru

nihao

>>149789820
She's Scottish.
It's concept art for my Scotterrone-themed Pathfinder: Kingmaker mod.

might take an interest in women's tennis

>>149789995
It's unironically good

Is Sesame Street popular in Italy or /seriea/ related?

Indian ai slop thread fit for judentus

Alaba to jJ

>de_gay

Rugani close to stay


Lloyd kelly closer to leave

>Elon Musk’s AI bot adds a anime companion with ‘NSFW’ mode
3D women are beyond cooked

>>149790350
Yeah but does it have a Lune model

Wtf I didn't know Obiang was related to a dictator too

>>149790350
Mo that is NOT Misa amane

Lewd kelly is not that bad juve could use him as a sub but too retarded to do so

>>149790410
Lune doesn't need a separate NSFW mode if you catch my drift

>>149790470
they could also use him as le tue scarpine oh yeah le più carine oh yeah

>>149790470
>kelly is not that bad

>Digre ended up with the most saves at the CWC for any keeper
I don't know if I should be happy about this or very sad

>>149790470
>Lewd kelly is not that bad

Sleep tight /seriekelly/

>>149790740
damn

>>149790740
just have to crop the face out

>>149790740
Marotta-esque nippas

real chemistry student hours

>Embolo to bbilan
lole

>>149791225
Yeah hopefully

>Enrico Lotito, brought Lazio to the heart of Times Square, with a ceremony during which the club logo was projected on the facade of the Nasdaq
based now the club needs that Yankee money

>>149791605
Why do you want jews to stain Lazio?

what I picture anons from other countries look like

>>149789820
Alicia went through a fraction of the pain jjchads go through when refreshing mercato rumors every day
>>149790433
Generational Gippu post, had no idea. Also fun fact on that guy, he’s known as the ‘Hitler of Africa’ and basically murdered every academic along with almost wiping out some indigenous tribe. He also has a daughter living in Europe who wrote a book about how he was misunderstood and did nothing wrong

>>149791929
they can't do shit if they only send money and not owning the company

Jews, famously known for handing out money without string attacked :^)

>>149792240
Actually wait that’s the wrong dictator lel nevermind, I was thinking of the guy who came before him (Nguema)

>>149792240
>he’s known as the ‘Hitler of Africa’ and basically murdered every academic along with almost wiping out some indigenous tribe
Pol Pot-esque

La Nirvana's

>>149792276
there's a mundial joke about the six million shoes in there but it's too late at night

>>149792276
Jews sponsored Hitler like all the interesting political parties at the time in germany but Hitler never did anything to help of course unless you count sending them to Israel plan

Intrasting

>>149790350
@grok, make yourself a bronze-skinned brunette

Buongiorno (that means good morning!) to all sirs from the Shitaly. If any of you see a handsome Scottish man you’ll know it’s me.

>Inter, Borussia Mönchengladbach is making an inquiry for Sebastiano Esposito.
>Napoli is expected to make an initial official offer to Bologna for Dan Ndoye in the next few hours.
>Milan, after Napoli, another contender for Yacine Adli: Sassuolo has made a request.
>Napoli is still searching for a midfielder to complete its ranks. Among the names being considered is Fabio Miretti, whom Napoli sporting director Giovanni Manna knows very well.
>According to ESPN, the new offer about to be made by Roma for Richard Rios will be €25 million plus €3 million in mandatory bonuses.

>Inter's dream has a specific name: Giovanni Leoni. The 2006-born defender, La Gazzetta dello Sport reports, is coach Chivu's favorite, having previously coached him at Parma and consistently recommending him to the Nerazzurri management. The club has also been following him for some time, ready to try again after a failed attempt a year ago. But the sticking point remains his valuation: Parma is asking for €40 million, while Inter's offer is limited to €30 million. This figure could, however, satisfy Liverpool, who are ready to make an offer.
>This is why the Nerazzurri are considering alternatives. A door has opened with Genoa: in discussions regarding the loan of Valentin Carboni, the name of Koni De Winter has also surfaced. The Belgian, born in 2002, is highly regarded and already has Serie A experience. Genoa isn't opposed to a transfer, but they'd need at least €20-25 million. Tottenham and West Ham are keeping an eye on him, but the player prefers to stay in Italy.
>Not just Serie A: Inter are also looking abroad. After losing Mosquera to Arsenal, the management has inquired about Feyenoord's David Hancko. He may not be labeled a "future prospect," but he has solidity and versatility. His price tag? Still around €30 million.
Hanckobros..

We signed Jonathan David...?

>Juric hospitalized
Why is Atalanta so lucky

>>149797000
Why do gypsies have such weak genes?

>>149797015
Inbreeding obviously

>>149797015
Spending so much time robbing people in subways tends to weaken the immune system

PIETRALATA BROS
>Appeal to TAR might stop the stadium
>according to the no stadium comittee, taking down 26 trees might endanger 41 species between birds and bats
Unfortunately it seems like the "study" the appeal is based on lacks proof and doesn't even clarify if those spieces live in our favourite woods. It doesn't even cite which experts took the audio recordings of these amazing birbs and babs frens.

Will they own the stadium?

>Galatasaray president on Osimhen transfer saga: "The money is there, Mapi Turkey exists, you are badly informed"

'Inter inquire about Hancko: Slovakian defender on Milan list'
Inter have stepped up their search for a new central defender and have ended up with Dávid Hancko. The Slovakian international is high on Inter's list and is seen as a viable alternative, now that favourite target Giovanni Leoni seems out of reach for the time being. So reports Italian pink sports newspaper La Gazzetta dello Sport on Tuesday morning.

Hancko impressed in the Champions League last season and has previously been in the interest of clubs such as Atletico Madrid, Al-Nassr and Juventus. Inter recently enquired about the availability of the left-footer, who can play both centrally and on the left flank of defence. Within coach Cristian Chivu's squad, Hancko could fill the role previously held by Francesco Acerbi.

The 27-year-old defender is reportedly valued at around €30 million. That is a sum that fits within the budget Inter have made available for a new defender. At the same time, interest is also reported from Atlético Madrid and the Premier League. Feyenoord do not seem intent on cooperating with a departure without asking a fair price.

Hancko alternative to Leoni
The fact that Parma's Giovanni Leoni seems unfeasible makes interest in Hancko even more concrete. Inter previously offered €30 million for the young Italian talent, but Parma insist on an asking price of €40 million. In addition, Liverpool have also applied for Leoni, firmly fuelling the competition.

Another name circulating is that of Koni de Winter of Genoa. The Belgian defender's name came up during talks on loan for Valentin Carboni. With an expected transfer fee of €20-25 million, De Winter is also a serious option, although Hancko's name seems to be preferred.

>>149797161
The day humans stop caring about animals and plants and just get rid of them all will be a glorious day for humanity

everyone is interested in Osimhen's transfer but the street will always remember Manzi, Palmieri and Liguori

>Ranieri on why he turned down the Italy NT job: "I couldn't have held down two jobs. The NT needs someone who is free and can call up whoever he wants. What if I call up a player, he plays 90 minutes and his next club match is against Roma."

>>149797247
somehow he needed time to realize this instead of rejecting it straight away. But I guess he got to kick Ghisolfi out and find a job for his buddy Massara thanks to that little theater

Modric should simply be ashamed
Moving so light-heartedly to Milan after being a club legend for so many years at Inter tastes like utter betrayal

>Cesc Fabregas on young players: "Instead of taking private planes, instead of getting great cars: spend the money on chefs at home, in mental coaching, preparation."

*spends money on trans Danish prozzers*

>>149797316
They unironically spend all their money on whores and gambling, not private jets

>>149797382
Fagioli doesn't

>>149797316
>chefs at home, in mental coaching, preparation
Chef Ruffi
Livio Sgarbi
Hakuho Sho

in that order

Raul Moro signed with Ajax
he is a Lazio Primavera product
very good performance for Spain 21

>>149797415
Chef Rubio
Vittorio Sgarbi
Jens Bangsbo

>>149797435
Ternana legend

>>149797447
I like ternana badge and colors

>>149797435
>very good performance for Spain u21
He played 190 minutes during the whole tournament and only played the whole match in the last group game when Spain already qualified and was saving energy for the actual talento’s.
Just because your skin is shit-coloured doesn’t mean you should talk shit as well dumdum.

>>149797492
>badge
I like it too, reminds me of the original Juventus FC S.p.A. crest

>welkom aan boord

goofy ass language

Thank god it's not Vaporeon haha!

RKSV Pancratius, what happened there?

>>149797544
Welcome aboard!

Reference to Ajax being part of the Black Flag remaster marketing push?

This post was brought to you by TIM

I have 3 shitalian friends and they’re unemployed but somehow they have more money to spend than me I was told by the media europoors are poor and we are rich

>BREAKING: Juventus have REJECTED Sporting CP’s approach for Alberto Costa. The decision is not financial, but strictly technical. Igor Tudor has personally pushed to KEEP him.
I hate Tudor so fucking much

>>149797979
Based 2door

Tudor's Down

hehehe

Rolex >>> Tudor

Wow a joke about Tudor also being a watch making company hahahaha so fucking funny hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

>>149798304
yeah I know hehe

>>149798266
the leather club's Tudor's down

>>149798312
DEEP DARK FANTASIES

>Annekeechea to Benpusi

>>149798562
will be sold to premier league for 50 milly in a year or two

>Almada to Atleti for 20m
gud deal

>>149798562
Crazy spin moves Only Douglas Luiz Can Do!

>Bologna interested in Wesley Gassova of Al-Nassr
Not to be confused with Wesley (Flamengo) or Wesley Gasolina (Juventus legend)

>>149798726
Don't forget Wesley Fofana too (a frenchie but still)

If milan buys vlahovic he scores 40 goals this season. Don't tell me I didn't warn you.

Just grabbed my afternoon tea and realized I still haven’t felt Rachel Brosnahan’s lips on my neck or squeezed her plump bottom with the ferocity of a lunging Gatti tackle…


>>149798938
Imagine the grease involved if he and Locatelli ever agree a contract extens**n

>>149789974
>She's Scottish.
Who?

Meanwhile in Napoli...

I just vomited. Won't mention what rumor I read though

>>149799013
Me on the left

tummy tuesday (plans??)

Also in Napoli…

>>149798938
He looks like the perfect mix between Cristiano Ronaldo, Mao Zedong, Schumacher and Berlusconi

Speaking of mixing… :skull:

>>149799171
Badass

>>149799155
So he's three-quarters dead? Damn

>>149799197
Yeah, being braindead is required if you want to be part of Jj's board

kys grimolli

>>149799148
AYYYY CARUMBA

>>149797226
True but you must narrowly define humans. I’d care for and preserve an ant colony before an Indian family, or Gazan apartment block. But a stadium, a conduit for the expression of human artistic spirit in the athletic realm, for mostly European people to enjoy, is worth killing some bats and trees

>Lorenzo Lucca is increasingly close to joining Napoli. After yesterday's scheduled meeting, the parties reached a preliminary agreement, and a deal could be finalized soon. However, it won't be an immediate permanent acquisition, as Napoli have offered a €9 million loan, plus a €25 purchase obligation.

>>149799471
pretty nice, especially considering how mediocre lecce kits usually are

i support atalanta

>Cristiano Ronaldo's sensational return to Italy? An ambitious Serie A team, Como, is dreaming of him.
>For bookmakers, the possible transfer of the five-time Ballon d'Or winner to Fabregas's court is far from a midsummer fantasy. Just look at the odds: the former Juventus player's return to Serie A is given at 12 on Sisal and 15 on Snai.

>>149799496
Man on the right

Serie RSA

>>149799496
mid fikete

atalanta are my team

>Serie A heavyweights Inter Milan are preparing to announce incredible financial results, with revenues comfortably exceeding €500 million.

#wearesorich

>>149799559

>>149799559

>500 trillion rubles for being obliterated and humiliated in the champions league final

modern day sport is purely money laundering

>>149799559
Five-zero-zero? Did I read it right?

How many hundred millions?!

>Serie A heavyweights Inter Milan are preparing to announce incredible financial results, with revenues comfortably exceeding €5.00

>>149799559
High five!

Epstein
did
nothing
wrong

>Bayer Leverkusen's new goalkeeper Kovar chooses the number 32 shirt: "In honor of Abbiati."

>>149799597
i think he just bought inter milan

Qui gatta ci kovar

>Furthermore, the new nike deal is worth around €28 million per season, making it the second-highest in Serie A.

>Indeed, the Turin heavyweights’ agreement with Adidas pours an eye-watering €46m per year into the club’s coffers.

can someone explain how a way worse team has way bigger deal? is the only reason jew owners?

>>149799616
lol just spat out my drink. havent heard that name for over a decade. even marco amelia is more relevant.

>>149799623
Because it's a more popular club? Just guessing heh

>>149799623
What is way worse is that we signed a 10 year contract with Nike, and it expires in fucking 2031

>>149799636
10 years is the standard length for these kind of sponsorships though

If he played for bbilan the new goalkeeper would be named Kosovar

>>149799644
Would he be a starter in the swiss NT?

>Francesco Camarda admits he chose the Lecce loan because they ‘treat me like a professional football player’ and don’t look at his age, after limited opportunities at Milan.

>>149799643
I actually didn't know that

>>149799623
same amount of trophies as 'the way worse team' last season btw

>>149799651
Norwood 3 and an attitude

This thread was brought to you by Panini.
Official /serieass/ sponsor.

>>149799725
i prefer poonani

>>149799650
kek
bit rich coming from you lot these days. saw about four blacks start for italy not long ago.

>>149799623
>way worse
how many trophies

I've just been remembered that I've watched 7 months of Thiago Motta on my team's bench
And now I have to watch 3 more of Igor Tudor

>>149799746
maybe the whiteys should stop being so shit

>>149799725
What does a pack of stickers go for nowadays? I imagine its expensive as shit

>>149799753
i dont think they have thought of that. they get paid 200k a week to be shitters.

>>149799746
I'd rather be black than a "K*sovar"

>>149799755
1 eurobux a pack iirc

>>149799750
when is my man alessio tacchinardi getting a turn at managing juve

>>149799755

>>149799767
id rather be a jeet than anything south of slovenia

>>149799782
That's trading cards, not stickers. Those are crazy expensive by default

>>149799782
>(hobby)

lol

>>149799782
fug

>>149799496
>these are 9/10 in terronia

>>149799807
*tehran

>>149799782
I forgot buba sangare existed desu

>>149799801
thats a whole years salary for you, gojko.

>>149799734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I

That's supposed to be an update, what the fuck

>>149799623
picrel will always be true

>>149799832
this game is boring as shit

>>149799840
It's bland but I remember enjoying it ages ago, I downloaded it again because I'm craving for multiplayer FPS

>>149799834
>agnelli

they let a jew ruin their club

>>149799852
go ride a bike or something.

>>149799818
right you are fra

>>149799794
always wondered why trading cards are non existant in europe while they make a lot of football related products

>>149799852
Iirc at first it had more content but then it was cut for whatever reason and the game has been pretty much neutered for the last few years
I only managed to play it on ps4 after the change and it all felt like a huge cashgrab

>>149799876
poor little serb fella :(

>>149799885
imagine the banlist if there was a competitive scene for football TCG. Who do you think would be in it?

>>149799885
lmao embarrassing

>>149799885
attack should be -10 not +10

>>149799881
Because historically european countries have been more interested in stickers (cheaper) than cards.
Also trading cards might not be profitable enough with so many teams playing in so many different countries. It's much easier to manage it in the US

>Skull and Bones has a Year 2
>Skull and Bones Year 2 has a season 2
Whoa

>>149799834
you're in the middle of a banter era lol

I'll miss Renault Kangooposting...

>>149799999
nice digits

disgusting card

>>149799915
>Jens Bangsbo (Trainer, 2020 Base Set)
>Plusvalenza Swap (Item Card, 2020 Base Set)
>Lautaro Martinez 'Relegation Reaper' Edition (Player, 2023 Calcio Is Back Expansion),
>Calcio Scommese (Scenario Card, 2023 Calcio Is Back Expansion)
>Marmotta VAR Review (Item Card, 2025 Fractured Fates Expansion)
>Luciano Moggi (Director Card, 2025 Legends of Calcio Mini-Set)

The Lautaro one is up for debate in the community, it's average vs. skilled players but completely overpowered against noobs, so for now the TIM Council decided to ban it

>>149799969
And we're still as successful as them in their "best-ever" team lel

>>149800011
Wait did Comolli NOT do the needful?

>>149800040
>Calcio Scommese (Scenario Card, 2023 Calcio Is Back Expansion)

>The money is there, Mapi Inter exists, you are badly informed

>we are now paying Sporting CP to sign Alberto
Wow
>>149800068
Just two more weeks

it has been 8 years since Juventus last won the league

what went wrong...

>>149800159
None of the leagues won by Allegri at Juventus are to be considered Juventus'.
It's Milan's, now cope some more you fucking gypsy

>>149800011
i dont

>>149800184
With Allegri and Vlahovic at Milan are you going to support the rossoneri?

Fell in love with the girl at the sandwich bar lads

Girl's that are good with knive's

>>149800098
>Origins
was he hit by a radioactive centro SNAI?

>>149799749
how about trophies in the last 5 years?

>>149800329
How many years?

>>149800329
Any particular reason that makes you pick the last 5 years? Does the number 5 hold any significance to you?

>Lazio fans currently protesting in the streets of Rome and plan to climb Capitol Hill and talk to the mayor in order to force Lotito into selling
What a weird bunch of people

>>149800329
Sorry can you write again the number of years you mentioned in this post?

yo Echo of Lilith is whack, son I'm finna lose my mind here

how will he impact the meta?

/tg/ idea: Magic The Gathering but instead of mana it's Locatelli's grease

BF1 lobbies are choke full of Turks wtf

Comolli has more edits than the entirety of bbilan since the 2020/21 season

Post edits of obscure players

what about clair obscur players

>>149800339
>>149800340
>>149800447

didnt answer the question why a midtable team gets the best deal.

>>149800768
I answered you already, >>149799635

>>149800758
He got an hair transplant judging by his Instagram pics btw

>>149800768
How long will it take you to realize that Jj is more popular than sfinter?

>>149800768
There's a reason why nobody believes sfinteristi are a real thing, anon
The realization will hit hard, I know

>Hjulmand remains part of the talks between Juve and Sporting
I would take everything bad i said about Comolli

>>149800758
Kino

hows the weather for you guys?

here its still high moistness and heat without wind. sucks

Factos

Business idea:
>Panini fantacalcio season.

Fantacalcio but you can only use players unlocked by opening panini sticker packs.
Top 100 win a free box of cards or some shit like that.

>>149800807
>1 creative player in the entire team
>spend 50m on a grintadonkey

>Juventus have submitted official bid to FC Porto for Francisco Conceiçao worth €30m.
>The proposal matches the release clause value but paid in installments.
>Deal at the final stages with Porto after Conceiçao said no to two UK clubs to stay at Juventus.
All these weeks wasted negotiating with Porto just to pay the release clause they were asking for since the beginning lol

Grintadonkey sounds like the type of player that can play rightback in a Dirk Kuytian manner

>>149800840
Do you unironically think they'll buy a playmaker in your lifetime? Might aswell buy someone who is smart and solid defensively because apart from Locatelli and Bremer nobody can actually win the ball in this team

>>149800867
You now remember Manure paying more than the release clause for Big Zirk in order to be able to pay in installments

>>149800840
His Panini card special ability description confirms grintadonkey

>>149800819
normal summer, should go back to being tropical tier next week ;_;

>>149800877
you're not wrong, I just haven't reached that stage of coping yet

>>149800911
here its two days of tropics and then its back to comfy 20-22.

What are the 7 stages of calcio coping?

Hjulmand is just Poulsen 2.0

>>149800867
I think his release clause goes up to 45mil tonight or tomorrow so they have to do it now lel

>>149800922
>Next year is our year. New manager new beginning.
>Decent mercato this summer. I believe.
>We havent lost a single game yet. A lot of draws ok, but that is normal.
>Dodgey amount of points in the league, but we can still make a comeback. We are doing good in Europe and Coppa.
>Winter mercato can still give us the boost we need.
>Getting eliminated in Europe and the Coppa means we can focus on the league.
>If this exact combination of games happens exactly this way we can still win the league. Very unlikely but not impossible.

>>149800840
I am very scared with the idea that he could be another physical and long ball merchant like Locatelli or Koopmeiners, Jj desperately needs a technical midfielder

>>149800955
>>If this exact combination of games happens exactly this way we can still win the league. Very unlikely but not impossible.
Just a reminder: There is still the (really small) possibility that Milan wins the scudetto and the coppa this season.
They already won the super coppa

>>149800951
Yeah but nothing stops them from negotiating anyway, it's not like there's any retarded club that would pay that much for Nonceicao
...Come to think of it, between the loan and the release clause, >we are about to pay 40m for him soooolo

>The Epstein files were made up
how will commies cope now

Paratici's list >>>>>> Epstein files

>>149800976
40m for a player with the same stats as Mbangula for a coach that doesn't even use wingers, some are calling it the deal of the century

>>149801027
good ol' 179cm vs 180cm

>>149801037
You don't get it, Kum&Golli's data analysis algorithms predicted Tudor is getting sacked in October and replaced by Spalletti, a coach who likes wide tictocs

>The sacker of sassuolo

Conceicaonation, we won!

>>149801131
Is tactical psychological warfare against the opponents manlet players a serie A tradition?

Retrobros...Analogue’s 4K N64 has been delayed again...

I like Chico, he's not always the most brilliant but as a sub he can be insane, if he starts being less selfish at times and works on his game he can be a very good player imo

>>149801027
Lucca even has that Laurel look

Release LA LISTE now!

>>149801175
light hearted rib, the crowd, the teammates, the kid, they all laugh at the manlet expense.

it's the eyes, chico

they never lie

>Lorenzo Lucca to Napoli, here we go! Verbal agreement in place with Udinese.
>Package confirmed: €9m loan fee, €26m obligation to buy clause with add-ons.
>The Italian striker will sign five year deal later this week.
Nevermind 40m for Nonceicao are a steal lmao

>35m for the non-tilted tower of Pisa

Contemplate the potential of a two man striker team composed of Lucca and Gnoto

>>149801304
I'm sorry but we settled on the Great Tree Deku nickname

>>149801333
I wouldn't have believed you if it wasn't for those tasty trip's

name another league where dzeko would be a starter for a team playing in europe

Just saw some Joao Palhinha rumours

>>149800867
didnt grimtoli pay a higher loan fee for a discount lol

>>149801429
VERY loud noises overhead 40 km north of Brussels

de winter is coming

>>149801429
belgiooooooooo

will run out of carbonated mineral water by tomorrow if I don't do something

>>149801429
havent seen him in a long time but wtf i rate grimolli now

>>149801652
A grim fate

more like cartonated mineral water amirite

Only [redacted]'s drink sparkling water

for me its watermelon for hydration

for me is the match of the heart

Winter Olympics medals are up
https://apnews.com/article/medals-milan-cortina-olympics-592ad350d2c127c8fe118b64ca2685ce

Pls make a Tinder if you'r anywhere near an Olympic village.

wtf is de laurentiis doing? if he sold osi at the terms he himself had set instead of playing the hardass he would've had the money to get nunez, instead we get fucking lucca and we're risking the osimhen deal altogether, grim as fuck

70m for Nunez might be dumber than spending 30m for Lucca desu

>>149800577
Kek

>Tutti i 50 gol di Carlitos Tevez con la Juventus | Magia a Dortmund, capolavoro contro il Parma e altro!
Currently watching a level of total calcio not seen in years at Jj...

>>149801904
according to romano it's 35 + addons for lucca, and I want to believe that nunez's price could have been brought to ~60 given that they don't want him and he reportedly wanted the move to napoli, still what's done is done (grimly)

Partita del cuore about to start, let's see if Renzi is better than Koopmeiners

Cygames is a core sponsor of Juve, when's the Uma Musume x Juventus collab coming?

>>149801969
Holy shit you're right

>Boosta

>>149801652
fart inside a water bottle

>>149789808 (OP)
I DONT WANT TO LISTEN TO ADANI EVEN AT THE PARTITA DEL CUORE

Higuainesque

Feminine hip's

>>149802008
will you subscribe to the terrorists as a result?

>L'Olympique Marsiglia è ancora in corsa per Igor Paixão e ha fatto un altro passo concreto nel tentativo di acquistare il terzino sinistro del Feyenoord. All'hotel InterContinental di Marsiglia, José Paixão, padre dell'attaccante brasiliano, è stato visto parlare con Mehdi Benatia, direttore sportivo del club francese.
Modesto... before it's too late...

>>149802017
is his body capable of tanning?

>>149802081
>Terzino
Isn't he a winger?

>>149802119
I don't think so, at best he'll get a sunburn

>>149802017
>hide the pain Kevin

>>149802134
Yeah, sports journalism moment I guess

>>149802017
is this what happens when a white person moves to italy and discovers decent food?

>>149801881
lucca is better than nunez though

>>149802017
>sponsored by Coca Cola
Napels really is little South America isn't it

>>149802215
always has been

>the latest striker on the list for Milan is Patrik Schick of Bayer Leverkusen

Patrick Shickone

>Juventus agree deal to sign Francisco Conceição on permanent move from FC Porto, here we go!
>Deal in place for fee in excess of €30m paid in four installments.
>Conceiçao only wanted Juventus despite approaches from Premier League clubs.
Ended up paying the release clause and closing the deal like a couple hours before it'd go up lmfao, I guess that driving the price down didn't work

>>149802528
The fact they are paying in installments is the exact proof that they're not paying the release clause. This and the wages thing a while ago, how do you spend this much time thinking about transfers and still are albanian-tier ignorant about them?

>>149802528
At least it's paid in multiple installments, just activating the clause would mean you have to pay it at once

>>149802557
>yes we're paying the release clause but we're paying it in 18 months so it's actually great for the books
not everyone is jewish or versed in ((accounting)) desu

>>149802557
The more time I spend reading what journos say about transfers, the less I understand how it works, I need to start playing FM

>Esclusiva: #Sancho, offerta #Juventus di 15 milioni di sterline
t.Pedoallah

kys grimolli

>>149802528
>cuckmano
:skull:

>>149797979
Not true they want to sell him so they can sign hjulmand

>>149802709
What's the next deal that will be sealed by Comolli?

>>149802632
Is Pedulla on the Epstein list?

>>149802719
Audero and Sancho

90% hjulmand

>>149802774
Thanks Saudi

>Italy will host Norway at San Siro in 2026 World Cup qualifier
I smell KINO

>>149802786
>still playing at merdiro in the current year +1
they deserve to lose the playoffs against Wales at this point

>>149802588
Do you need to be a physicist to know an apple falls to the ground when you drop it or a chef to know when a waffle is burnt?

>>149802901
the world would be a better place if there were more fallen apples and burnt waffles instead of accounting books let's be honest

>>149802930
I don't think the fallen apples, burnt waffles and accounting ledgers game is a zero-sum one tbqhwyf

Would be fun if it was though

Has Cabral been lost to the tar currents? What is he up to, what is he doing

>10m loan fee
>30m more
jesus christ

>want to torrent porn to numb the pain
>metadata don't load

Grimolli status?

>>149803190
Drinking hot chocolate and have a speculoos biscuit with it

>>149803240
Very comfy

>>149803067
32 actually, those 2 more were necessary to pay the fee in multiple installments which begs the question what the fuck were they negotiating for in the past 343 weeks

Just flashed the absolute massacre if you put 343 Studios in charge of transfer negotiations

>>149803329
This but it's Bungie

>>149803331
Imagine the content/transfer drought, unbalanced gameplay/squad and monetization practices...

Just found out the Palhinha rumors weren't Jj-related...

>>149803300
is Elkann a crypto gentile?

Kenan is quickly becoming my favourite athlete on planet earth, great young man..

I’ll never forgive the person who got rid of another great kid Dean Huijsen…

Most likely the reason Guintoli got sacked!

I’m all about character and these kids have great character.

>>149803395
This reads like an Adamo Luciano post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK9BQm471c0
>you will never have a summer like this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149803395
This reads like a Donald J. Agnelli post

Cole Palmer is a beta male..

You’re not in the shithole country that is England..

You’re in America bitch, and in America you show respect to the President and leader of the greatest empire there is..

Without America, England would be ruled by savages and nazis idiot..

>>149803422

https://x.com/AdamoLucianoFJ/status/1942440282001199347
What the fuck did he mean by this

>>149803300
Apparently they made multiple offers under 30 millies in the past week but all of them were turned down (or at least Schizo said so)

>>149803422
>>149803434
kek

Gennaro "Rino" Hawktuahso

>>149803441
Sure, go and tweet that stuff on your personal account. But why does he have to retweet his qanon-tier stuff on a Juventus fanpage lmao

Koopmeiners rumors.

>the rumour is him wanting to stay

>>149803493
We just can't stop winning, Koopkings

>>149803493
who would want him after last season besides a memedivisive team?

King Koopa (both the Super Maria reference and Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta reference)

>>149803514
Arabia

Kalunegrubros...

>>149803514
More than enough teams around Europpe that take on a player with a scratch, so to speak, to try and fix him up.

>passing on Cambiaso
Stopped watching there

>>149803546
/pol/ bait?

>>149803546
Mr Sparkles but it's Kalulunegru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDJ8gqX1e_8

>>149803578
Idk I don't browse that

>300 million GBP (350 million EUR) for Wirtz and Isak

>>149803639
The Bergentheim Buddha wants what he wants

>>149803639
hope to see the calcio bubble pop in my lifetime

What if we pop Locatelli's mole instead

>>149803300
>>149803368
>>149803493
het is voorbij

>Juventus and FC Porto will officially sign all documents for Chico Conceição deal…as soon as the player sends the formal confirmation about giving up his 20% of the deal.

>>149803713
*said with a West-Flemmish accent*

>>149803726
>'t es verbij

NotMyChico

Chico Conceicao and Nico Paz

Fragile get the Flammenwerfer

The transfers Mr Friedkin
When

>>149802786
give it up unc

you're missing the World Cup... AGAIN

Kentucky Friedkin Chicken

>>149809158
Inshallah

i need como to be sent to serie b for ffp reasons

>>149809698
That's not how it works

>noooooooo how dares the mighty Como outspend my precious club I've been a plastic fan since two days ago

co Como mai

>thiago almalo to aleti
Where are the argie frauds grimolli

still tropicana weather.

Deniz Undav to jJ

>>149801969
>>149801979

If Allegri was still at Juve it would have been the ultimate cameo

ALLEGRI
HORSE RACING
HAHAHAHA HE LOVES HORSES
SO FUCKING FUNNY I SWEAR TO GOD
HORTO MUSO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
GET IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

lookiman to inter rumours. only need to have 60m

inter had 13 offers for pew pew esposito

5

>>149810192
please elaborate

>>149810214
make it 50m with no second half extra tim- I mean addon clauses and it's golden

>>149810235
all me btw :^)

>>149810214
he’ll go for less than that, atalanta already gave him the green light to leave and none of the big european clubs (barca for a while but they want trashford now) are in for him.

>>149810344
>barca for a while but they want trashford now
Ahsgsaffgscfgaasvaghfgvdgfhgbjdhbggf

Top 5 /seriea/ approved /an/imals
5. Orca
4. Marmot
3. Eagle
2. Hedgehog
1. Elephant

>>149803546
Mogged by milanbvlls btw, check her instagram
Too bad modric is a gigasgorbio and ruins the squad's aesthetic

I'm semi retired at 39, play golf every fucking day of my life.. while you jerk off in your parents basement and make TikTok videos..
You fucking pathetic little fucks..
Oh, and you’re also homosexuals whose mommy and daddy get them AC Milan birthday cakes. Grown ass men folks!

Mo the epstein list is this super important le sekrit file that contains the ultimate trvth that makes the deep state crumble (but everyone knows and freely talks about it for some reason) and not just a list of richbvlls that had consensual sex (literally not a crime btw)
Also vlahovic to milan confirmed

>>149810479
Even if it wasn't consexual, who cares? Richfags have every single right to do whatever the fuck they want.
Pedophilia is only a crime because poorfags are little slaves who want to be kept in place by laws

Real tryhard hours

Marc Pubill rumors are up

Mbangula asked a child to marry him, she said yes.

>La #Juve ha presentato un’offerta per Paco Esteban (classe 2006), attaccante di proprietà del Betis. A novembre si era messo in luce con una splendida tripletta contro il Sassuolo nel terzo turno della UEFA Youth League. Per lui, in stagione, 20 goal in 41 presenze

gio keres

Apu puzzled stare at the current Reggina crest reflected in the mirror

ate a whole chicken sandwich and have immediately begun to fart

this is not a good sign

Allegri vs Pioli KINO is back

You catch Mikey Madison in your secret vault of Gazzetta dello Sport DVD's, what do you do?

>>149810947
>KINO

>>149811044
push her against the shelf of 5 May 2002 while snogging, to draw further inspiration for later

>>149810933
do those farts smell rancid though?

>>149811159
How is he supposed to answer that, he's Croatia. It's not like one or two rancid farts is going to make him smell even more rancid...

>Sarri hospitalized
here we go again

DuckDuckG-ACK

>>149811044
is said vault soundproof?

Uh oh Sexpedition 33 bros, it looks like our GOTY is gone
gorillas won

>>149811557
>ynr when the same thing happened just after he was hired by Juve and your schizo relative was trying to convince everyone he was severly ill and going to die from lung cancer

>>149811714
It's no too far fetched to think Elkann imported the virus from China through Sarri to spread it and have a reason to close the Italian Fiat factories and move production to Poland/Serbia

>>149811557
>"Coach Sarri is returning to Formello and, as scheduled, will be regularly leading the training session at 6 pm. He carried out a thorough fitness examination this morning, which is more comprehensive than the examinations carried out by the players at the Training Center."
Sarri is not sick

PIRATEFAGS
BTFO
T
F
O

*snots on the following post*
*gets a syncope from the exertion*

>>149811714
remember the elbow?

>Marseille in advanced talks with Juventus to sign Weah

another fraud shipped out

>>149811895
his vestigial tail tried to escape in any way possible as soon as he saw bernard heskey at work

>>149811960
Must be the joos

bumass niggas kicharging me

yeah hold this L, nigga

>>149811960
>one fraud pit (maybe)
>two frauds in (confirmed)
cest fini

I have on good authority that Twinkazzo has been kidnapped and neutralized by the security personnel of the girl standing in the rain in THAT photo after an unfortunate series of events
Make of this information what you will, this post will self-destruct in five minutes

Surely Massara will be able to sign someone by the end of the week

The bloated corpse of Gnabry to Juve

>>149811673
>gorillas
?

>BREAKING: Morten Hjulmand is at war with Sporting CP: He wants to be sold for €30M-€40M to facilitate a move to Juventus.
>However, Sporting have informed his agent that they will not negotiate for less than €60M. This has led to a complete breakdown in the relationship between the Danish player and the Portuguese club.
t.Corriere dello Sborrt

>>149811840
Mo this isn't just the standard youtuber failing to declare his taxes properly because he's a terminally online 'cordtroon

>>149812140
Bananza got multiple 10s and seems to be an Mario Odyssey-like masterpiece

>>149812027
My fingers ain't big enough to press 4 buttons contemporaneity
Ki charging is a sign of orangutangism

>>149812171
Oh, I just saw a bunch of 4/5/80% on the reputable sites, didn't see what your Nintendolive's said yet. The new Mario Kart also got rave reviews at first but fell off hard after people realized it didn't have much longevity, a common hurdle for 'tendo games.

With E33 it was the opposite, the longer it went on the bigger it seemed to get.

kys grimolli
send kalunegru back to bbilan
sell conceicao

>>149812149
>contract expires in 2028
get fucked much?

>>149811974

this is more like the jooz >>149812149

Western Sephardic Jews, a peculiar bunch to say the least

>>149812205
>>149812274
Same thing happened with Gyokeres, Sborrting's bigger players just wanna leave

>>149812274
Based, jews are the most powerful race in the world

/calcio/ idea: Ternana x Jews link up

>>149812335
this but it's Ternana and Erdogan

>>149812297
they can probably afford to ruin their career forever with all the scams they pull.

Türknana, imagine the kebabs

>>149812357
>turknana gives you an envelope full of money inside as a birthday present
>they are actually 50 turkish lira banknotes

Currently *this* close to heading over to the Turkish bakery and grabbing more baklava than I could realistically handle

>Hysaj day 1
>Taty day 2
>Sarri day 3
boy, I sure am loving this season already

Baklava has to be the most overrated sweet out there

>lidl icecream, CS2 solo-queuing and blastan Ace Combat soundtracks all afternoon long

its a simple but not very rewarding life

>>149812149
listen why cant >we include alberto costa in the deal?

>>149812633
I've read reports saying that it's the idea, not sure if it's true though

>>149812606
t. only ever had shitty Eurospin baklava with sugar syrup and almond essence instead of honey and actual almonds and pistache

>ynw be a diaspora turk that votes for the Liberal Gibs party in your home country and the “Armenian Genocide Didn’t Happen but It Should Have” National Front in the Turkish elections
why even live

>>149812692
no I bought it from several kebap shops throughout the years like everyone else and it's not great

>>149812602
>and on the seventh day, God saw the whole Nazio squad, thought back to all those calamities gathered in the same locker room, blessed the seventh day, ended His work which He had done, and He rested

>>149812360
wtf i hate ternano now

>Inter offer €40m for Lookman, alternatives are Nico Gonzalez (???) and Nkunku [Di Marzio]
Finally showing some ambition to match Juve’s pursuit of the “Demon of the Asturias” Marc Pubill

>>149812849
and why would they accept that much?

>grimtoli wouldnt have bought the portuguese midget
wtf i rate grimtoli now

>>149813052
(Posting from 2028) You really do start to appreciate why Brazzo just shot everybody

>sfinter only buying negrus now
hahahahaaha

>>149813052

>>149813052
Almost had a stroke after reading "Tudor's staff"

>>149813052
Christian Horner welcome to jewentus

black people >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit > jewventus customers

fleabags mad? fleabags mad

>>149813177
Jews are richer and more powerful than you will ever be, go and die in Palestine you filthy animal

>>149813096
merely adapting to the city's environment

Yep, its casa dolce casa time

>>149813177
Based

For me? It's Wiatz

I now remember the Casio-esque font rendering in screenshots posted by Belgio

I'd rather be poor and homeless than ever be a jew or friend with a jew, you guys killed billions for money

>>149813413
>Motta is open to show more
Show more what

>>149813400
>implying you're not poor and homeless already

>Chelsea are ready to use AC Milan’s interest in Guela Doue as a way to get back at them after the Mike Maignan pursuit, a report claims.

>It seemed last month as though Maignan was almost certain to join Chelsea as several major sources claimed that the goalkeeper was pushing for the move. However, things then fell apart quickly as there was no agreement over the transfer fee.

>Chelsea wanted to get the deal done before the Club World Cup but would not pay a premium. The bid they put forward was not accepted, and now there is talk of Milan and Massimiliano Allegri trying to reopen the renewal route.

>According to Tuttosport (via MilanNews), the Rossoneri have already submitted two offers for him, the second for €18m, but the French club still do not deem it to be enough to give the green light.

>One of the factors at play is that Strasbourg share ownership with Chelsea. The Blues have not forgotten how Milan demanded at least €20m for Maignan in June despite his contractual situation.

>The paper adds: “Bow there could be this sort of ‘revenge’ by haggling over the price for Doué, who is the number one target.”

>>149813399
>>149813413
Clearly the Belgian region wasn't hooked on the Chiral Network back then

WATCH: Large fire engulfs mainstage at Tomorrowland music festival in Belgium. It's due to start on Friday

A German girl who insisted her name was "Pocahontas" despite being white suck my dick at Tomorrowland 2017

Porcahontas

Pogbahontas

for me it's the Thompson music festival in Zagreb

>>149813615

>Chelsea are ready to use AC Milan’s interest in Guela Doue as a way to get back at them after the Mike Maignan pursuit, a report claims.

in cronche's live last night pellegatti said chelsea and milan relationship cracked because they didn't like the fact that pulisic growth was talked about like some kind of resurrection and chelsea being a graveyard. I honestly don't know why they hate us now, we couldn't give them maignan for 25 for fuck's sake. Either way it's a big fuckup cause they have like 10 players to offload this summer and they could have probably come in handy

I can safely say that there's nothing, literally and unironically nothing more pathetic than owning and using a reusable water bottle. It screams 'I am poor please give me money'

every bottle is reusable tardo

>>149813957
You know what I mean, after I finish my 0,5L bottle I throw it away and open a new one like any sane person would.
If you can't afford to buy multiple water bottles and would rather steal it or refill it for free from anywhere you would deserve to starve to death

Just heard extremely loud brain-crunching noises coming from the area surrounding Cosenza while someone was coming up with THAT response

>>149813983
If you disagree with me you are a certified poorfag

>>149803546
You can smell the pickled herring from that video

*manspreads*

>The training match ends, decided by Dele-Bashiru's goal.
Sarri is turning him into a black and fast version of Sergej

>>149814015
No need to be this salty just because it didn't rate Lock-a-telly

Idea: The winners of the Primavera have to sign Make Debut
>>149809848
Well there was two but one was sold to Roma and the other was sold in a swap deal + cash for DouglASS POOis (and hes now going to Benfica).
Theres Valentin Gomez who could work as a CB backup but hes raw, very raw.

>>149814167
looking at the picture that stereotype about black people is really true, to feel accomplished they start buying everything in white

>>149814191
True, but I don't even have to look it up to know that, this Nihao is managed by ***night media***

At the last /seriea/ conclave we all agreed to to mention (((them))) anymore

>>149814306
If it were up to me the Primavera league would be abolished asap, it was useless years ago and is especially useless now that (((FIGC))) have raised the maximum age of players that can take part in it from 19 to 20
We can thank that scoundrel Gravina for implementing another reform that contributes to disrupting the training of young players in our academies

>>149814306
>Valentin Gomez
Isn't his knee a ticking timebomb?

>>149814340
I enjoy a big tittied jav actress like every other man, but most Asian women are fugly tbqh

would you trust a european man with an asian wife?

Gravina is the best president we ever had and thanks to him Italy is one of the best footballing countries

>>149814375
why yes

Lookman is literally a 1-match wonder btw, also shartalanta were obviously doped throughout last season's pooropa league

>>149814340
bitch, where is you eyebrows

why yelloppl be like this

>>149814435
This, mogged by Marc Pubill (Catalonia’s Cafu)

>Emeka, Sancho's agent, is in Turin. Closing imminent: deal sealed at €15 million with Juventus committed to the payoff from United. Possible medical examinations by the end of the week.
- Mark Jordan

Loro Piana won't be a Jj partner starting from next season
t.Tony Race

>Meanwhile, a couple of Juventus’ long-time physiotherapists are gone… there’s movement.
- Anthony Coarse

>>149814556
bowel?

on the topic of today's movement, everything went well with my chicken sandwich

no problems there

>>149814577
No, vertical (ABLocatelli's hate this)

What would happen if I were to lick Locatelli's greasy hair

If you licked Locatelli's hair, it would result in your tongue being coated in a permanent thin layer of grease, it would significantly alter your experience of taste, as the greasy layer could interfere with the interaction of food molecules and saliva, leading to a diminished sense of taste. Additionally, oral hygiene would suffer, promoting the growth of bacteria and plaque, which could result in bad breath and gum disease. Eating and drinking would become challenging, as the greasy texture might prevent food from adhering properly to the tongue and complicate swallowing. Furthermore, speech clarity could be impaired, as the tongue is essential for forming sounds. Overall, this condition would likely lead to considerable discomfort and various health complications, the severity of which would depend on if you licked before, during or after a match.

>Report – Inter Milan Owners Approve €40M Bid For Sought-After Atalanta Forward

>Report – Inter Milan Agree Personal Terms With Atalanta Talisman: Official Bid Ready

intrasting.

Hmmm lotta rumors today outfite of mercato

Atalanta's El Bilal Touré

>>149814652
What's your take on the Epstein dilemma

no but seriously why would they sell for 40m when he has two more years on his contract left?

>>149814673
too many valuable mossad puppets in the list so its not gonna get released.

>>149814666
this player but with an n in place of the final l

>>149814693
Trump says it doesn't exist

>>149814761
he doesnt wanna get assassinated again

bro there's another fucking waterpolo World Championship going on right now

>>149814815
So where's the iron fist he promised? Is he a cuck?

>jeet fbi director uses to rage everyday about the list before becoming fbi director
>Trumpnaldo Goatnaldo used to say he would release the gravinastein list once he became major share holder of jJ
>all of the sudden list as real as interbros
Sure smells like pickle herring

Business idea: a Watermelonpolo World Championship to better suit the wigger croat

Croatians are POC so they're allowed to say the negru word

We're a tennis nation now, no more need for /seriea/

>we

Person of Croatia :)

/seriea/tp

>>149814858
calcio?

>>149814874
yes, we

>Concordceicao deal is off

I can't wait to post here during another battering of Italy by Croatia in the Men's Waterpolo World Championship Final

game on

/seriea/ HD 2.5 Redux Final Chapter Prologue

>>149814899
Hermen...

this whack ass nigga just had to remind me of Kingdom Hearts

>mfw I notice it

>>149815030
>>149815030
>>149815030

>>149814872
>slavs (slaves)
>love basketball
>national identity is dependent on whether tupac is alive and taking up residence in their country
really makes me think

>>149814899
based but not based because of the horrors that will follow