Thread 149799654

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penis!!!!

americans cheer for derrick lewis taking his shorts off?

yeah nigga amg truck

I watched a commercial where Dana White was telling me to buy a Ram 1500 pickup truck for America.

>>149799564
>>149796241
uncut, slightly smaller, but much thinner. FML.

Ilia Hamtaro bought a Maserati McPura

gooby's goobster

la verga de conor

>>149799667
AMG Truck ?
Does it even exist

Heem is not your bank.

>>149799692
Why am I the only person who has to behave here? I'm just going to leave and stop posting

>>149799701
black people call SUVs trucks.

>>149799692
More feminine than the average WMMA fighter
>>149799665
Well americans are obessed with black people
They either worship or hate them

I would like to withdraw all my heemcoins now.

Dana went to that Island. THAT is why the case is being hushed.

Stop talking about this irish faggot cock

>>149799708
I'm merely testing to see if jannies will ban me for posting a shirtless man

>>149799692
*heems you* We dont post females here

>>149799711
Heem is your bank?

get your weight up, little nigga.

>>149799718
yeah fight island nigga

Jon Jones is bigger probably

>>149799718
The Island? The 2005 movie directed by Michael Bay Island? Starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlet Johansson? That Island?

We all know who has the largest penis in MMA.

Wonk dick mick

Pussy bitch meat me in the center of the octagon

>>149799752
Who's the chinky faggot?

>>149799763
monitor

>>149799763
Boomer /heem/'s Kody Steele

>>149799763
Salmon boston or smt

Hey bussy, you still there?

What other /sp/ generals 90% half baked inside jokes and no discussion about the actual topic?

>>149799752
What car is this ?

>>149799787
/hoc/

>>149799787
i literally dont use the rest of /sp/ so I wouldn't know

Yjk rogan acted just like this after seeing the gooby hog

>>149799788
it's a toyota hilux

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjElf1Cgmko/

I fucked up my first burger heem. Would you eat my burnt burger? Or heem me for it?

I'm going with number 3

>>149799763
Chicago Tuna
>>149799752
American plates and specs are so ugly

>>149799815
Ariel zoomed in on it. Can imagine his thumbs pinching the iPhone and turning his head

What makes you think I'm not moroccan you faggot

What makes you think I'm not moroccan you faggot

>>149799787
/heem/ has an actual topic?

>>149799847
Drunk slob.

>>149799879
Rob Lawler is half White and half Filipino

Doesn't matter you are all brown to me until further proof.

>>149799654 (OP)
Consensual Penis

Crazy how some jeets who emigrated millions of years ago to europe think they are whiter than me

>>149799829
How do you even fuck up a burger

>>149799948
I mean its not hard to be whiter than you

>>149799959
This is how i see everyone else here.

>>149799950
Course you can, just shows your taste is shit if that's how you see it. There are levels of quality to literally everything, probably even poop

>>149799719
Agreed, people are so awed by his cock that they've overlooked the fact he literally has no testicles. WTF?

Grok am I white?

واش معاهوم ولا معانا

It's fooking bigger than Artems left arm yeah

>>149799964
I'm currently darker than that. Been hiking a lot lately.

>>149799964
Said for you then, must be depressing to hang around here all the time. I see most people like Bryce Mitchell and MMAg***'s. And I'd bet my life saving that I right. Other than the obvious Moroccan and Brazilian. But they're alright

>>149799980
He's on gear.

>>149799979
>brit
>critizing anyone in food/taste
Lmao
>>149799998
Why do you keep posting this

have we got a nickname for goobys meng yet? /heem/ is gunna be on this topic for months

>>149800038
"The Notorious"

>>149799998
was in this position sparring yesterday
thankfully my bro let go of whatever lock he had so i could pass into side control

>>149800038
Corey McGregor

>whatever he had
was he holding onto your johnson

>>149800038
Curly fry

Even the sweetest peach has a pit

It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

>>149799980
Because he’s on a cycle. Turinabol did that to me. My digit didn’t shrink but my balls did and when they went back to normal size it hurt

>>149800038
goober seems to be catching on
>>149800064
nah just some grip on one of my legs, probably to make space so he could reverse the position or escape

Brass monkey, that funky monkey

The next OP pic has to be Gooby's naked penis

>>149800038
The Crumlin Chrum

what it paying for dana to address the goober at the next press conference?

>>149800038
Abdulmanab

>>149799763
Casual bitch, depart from here

>>149800038
Conor Mengregor

>>149800093
Holy based

>>149800120
idk but mike bohn asked daner if gooby would be welcome to fight at the white house event considering all the shit hes been up to and daner dodged the question hard. looks like its a yes.

gamrot

>>149800168
no no, I am not referring to gooby, I am referring to the goober, his phallus

>>149800141
Is this even a real name

>>149799992

You don't even say thank you, you Muslim piece of shit

>>149800197
Cazzie
>>149800198
Who? Fo wat ?

>>149800220
I mean retarded faggot, manap isnt a name of god in islam, so the name Abdulmanap doesnt exist/is an heresy, unless its a translation of one of the names of god in russian/avar
Its like that movie about french dude who larped as a nafri and called himself abdelbachir

>>149800038
Hasbullah

mexicans look like this???
apparently both her parents are mexican

>>149800246
beautiful white woman

>>149800220
I told you where Robbie Lawler is from? I didn't have to

Oh god not again

>>149800246
I was also getting those recommended

>>149800246
Chinky native look
Very common among latinx

Nothing has broken /heem/ as bad as this since Strickland Dricus 1

>>149800239
It's very common and sad to see a glimpse of culture remaining under that smelly goo of arab islam

>>149800278
When’s the trilogy?

Brass monkey chunky, thank funky monkey

He's on a fresh VPN and he's got t girls for days. See you later heem

>>149800286
>he is a fedora murtad faggot
Oh no

>>149800309
I asked yesterday about lawler's and got the answer but thanks anyway *judo throws you into a blackhole*

>>149800309
Look great

>>149800309
You're not even allowed to use VPN's, it'll block you straight away. This guy is invincible.
By the way where did you get your top? I need it bad

>>149800337
You didn't get the answer, I read it. They lied to you and you believed it

>>149800309
ngl I have eaten those dumplings and they are fucking great, you bite them and there is a soup inside, as well as dumpling filling which you eat afterwards. Food from his part of the world doesn't miss

Arman goons to nina drama as confirmed by Dan "The Hangman" Hooker

>>149800360
>ngl
Thank you for being so honest and open with us

Holy shit Im such a retarded faggot

>>149800368
Haha dumb lingo. It's spread worldwide now

>>149800372
Yup

>>149800384
*whipcrack* FIELDS. NOW.

>>149800368
no cap senpai, the dumplings are lit you should try them imo

>>149800360
Fried or steamed ?
How do you make them

>>149800353
Brada I only asked to farm (you)s I already knew his mom was half philippina
>>149800312
I do believe in god

>>149800400
steamed, no idea how you make them but they aren't your typical dumplings. Unsure how they get the liquid in

>>149800405
I thought Conor would be the type of guy to find that funny

>>149800413
the soup is gelatinous and turns back into soup when heated

We should start a fleshmob(pun intended) and start sending our dicks to that BWC bred bitch Azealia. I'm first bros, wish me luck

>>149800433
make sure she has a magnifying glass

Life is weird, you watch Gooby's masterclass against Alvarez and ten years later you see his erect goober

>>149800433
What are you doing shavkat

>>149800360
its that common mongolic heritage we both share b, steppe pride

>>149800406
You're psychotic

bru why this fella damon dayski got a hog shaped like a super mario torpedo

>gooby drops dick pic
>thirdies flood heem

REALLY makes you think

>>149800468
You cant tell me that dumplings are exclusive to mongols

>>149799771
how dare you? Baltimore Bass had no good fights. Steele is a heemer's heemer

>>149800050
fuck you i was mid sip and some coffee dribbled out the side of my mouth reading this and now my shirt is stained and the left side of my face feels wet and sticky

>>149800529
is this real b?

>report post no longer requires captcha
thank you blessed mods

>>report post no longer requires captcha
>thank you blessed mods

dutsin poirier, also known as the guy that got finished by michael johnson and the korean freakin zomboid

>>149800552
yeah it does

I thought goob would be packing a rocket. Kind of disappointed.

>>149800582
maybe if you're a good boy who reports bad posts and has a high rate of causing warnings/bans, they reward you

Randy Couture

I beat that guy one time

>>149800529
nothing wrong with being average

Boy, Heem.org sure feels lively today.

>>149800611
I bet it goes like a sewing machine though

Trannies sound cool till you're balls deep and they moan like a dude

>>149800641
it's a bunch of lonely closet faggots raving about a man's penis. we are the worst friend simulation board this side of /r9k/

>>149800611
Is it gay that I want to be on my knees in front of him letting that hawg absolutely punish my throat?

Ilia Topuria is invincible

gays OUT

>>149800668
Nah Mark Grayson would body that little freak

>>149800655
hot take but making a man moan is so much hotter than making a f*male (((orgasm)))

>>149800671
Monitor

>>149800678
Yeah but chicks don't have a fat cock

>>149800620
kek wtf
do you have a 4chan pass?

kek jannies heemed the goober

Where's the fuking pic

>>149800611
>goobs is uncut
just when you think he has zero redeeming qualities

>>149800695
Yeah it's based.

>>149800695
>do you have a 4chan pass?
could you imagine?
... are we live?

>>149800668
he's as vincible as any other LW. hes unstoppable though

>>149800693
some do

I can't stop thinking about penises.

>>149800668
he legit almost got KO'd by Herbert, but showed excellent recovery, instincts and composure
Ilia will die if he meets someone who can absorb his shots and punish him for leaving himself open on combo punches. but the person would need to have maybe the best chin of all time, or they would need to be very defensively sound and quicker than Ilia to punish him
he can also perhaps be beaten by a strong all-around grappler like Arman or Makhachev. we haven't seen enough of his ground game to say, but he did get controlled for a round by Bryce Mitchell and even gave up position to a reckless submission hunter like Charles
he's beatable but he is definitely a true champion

>>149800741
Chill out Chael

What makes Conor's penis so special is that there's no telegraph. That thing comes out of nowhere and that's how he keeps catching these guys with it

>>149800745
Islam will beat him, and most likely Arman. He won't be able to survive Pisslam's grappling and hes pretty safe on his feet with the treat of takedowns

>>149800745
>talking about mmgay and not gooby's hawg

>>149800745
>quicker than Ilia
uh yeah we can nix this option

Beating a 40 year old washed up Oliveira yeah quaility win right there.

>>149800769
we really need to see both of those fights. Dana was displeased about Paddy getting the promo in the cage, so I think that means Gaethje is probably next. Arman probably will need to win 1 and weigh in as a backup again kek
also, Ilia v Makhachev at 162.5 catchweight or inaugural 165 division would be insane. I think that would be the biggest fight since Conor/Khabib or at least Izzy/Pereira 2 or Jones/Gane
>>149800774
yeah his speed is amazing. he has a very bad habit of leaving his right hand extended on heavy 1-3 and 2-3 combos though. even Herbert could have gotten him if he didn't get caught taking pictures of Ilia absorbing his own hook (credit to Ilia's chin)

IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b4v013R77m8

Jean silva already solved Topiglet

>>149800803
The fight to make is definitely Arman vs Illia and there no question about it, If its true Arman was not going to make weight for his fight against Islam then yeah he has to fight again before getting a title shot. But if his back was genuinely fucked he has served his punishment. Giga bum Gaethje does not deserve a title shot, it should 100% be Paddy vs Gaethje.

Anyone that says Islam is running from Illia is retarted, JDM is arguably a more difficult fight

>>149800830
Silva v Volk is THE fight
Evloev v Volk is THE fight
Silva v Evloev is THE fight

are the ufc rankings down?

>>149800862
the time for UFC Rankings Powered by Meta Platforms, Inc. (TM) is nigh
>>149800846
agreed on all points. I think in some ways JDM is a better boxer than Ilia (much more nimble in the pocket, has a larger variety of angles on counters), but I think his TDD will let him down vs Islam. that said, Islam is not the unavoidable crushing top control + beatdown threat that Khabib was, so it's possible that JDM is able to keep it standing. Volk and Poirier both did it, and both are less dangerous for Islam than Jack

>>149800900
Pantoja is an objectively better version of Dricus

>>149800919
nah Pantoja has no power relative to his weight class (jabbing Wilson Reis to death doesn't count), seems to gas harder, and doesn't throw nearly as much variety as Big Dric
Pantoja is more like a mix between Chimaev and Khabib

>>149800945
>>149800919
Pantoja doesn't have the ability to do telekinesis takedowns (showcased on DDP vs Jizzy)

>>149800945
Pantoja is nowhere near as good at pure wrestling as Khabib or khamzat, he’s more of an all round grinder

>>149800830
too bad he got outstruck by Bryce

>>149800973
yeah fair point. I meant Chimaev in terms of grappling aggression (like how he went all out against KKF last fight) and Khabib in terms of grit/tenacity/always moving forward/sort of sloppy but effective striking
he definitely isn't as good as either at pure wrestling and also doesn't have their GNP
still a great champ though
we have been blessed with many excellent champions and the sport just keeps getting better
heem bless lads

>>149800974
I’ve been led to believe that Bryce is the GOAT

>>149800745
>>149800659
>>149800803
>>149800894
>>149800945
>>149800986
You are a fucking pedophile

Conor is so insecure and crazy that I would have imagined him to have had a bunch of penis enlargement routines and even surgeries by now, I was expecting a half functioning frankenstein monster cock with weird colors and shit, not a bang average 6 incher

dude has also been popping cialis and sporting a half to full chub everywhere for years to larp as a massive dick guy too kek

The post that broke every single indian pea brain on r/heem

hejibibuibiji

will it be Netflix, Meta or Amazon? there are no other super global platforms
I think the smartest thing the UFC could do is stream the fights on Twitch for anyone who has Amazon Prime. they will definitely source a young audience to convert into fans
although the cancer will be UFC co-streams featuring people like Pokimane and Hasan

>>149800945
Dricus power is extremely overrated. Pantoja is an even better example of someone who people think gasses quick but fights hard through it even if he is

>>149801025
whoops forgot link

https://x.com/mmafighting/status/1945124667628642747

>Dana White teases next UFC broadcast deal ‘likely’ going with ‘platform that is way more global’

>>149801030
yeah, Pantoja is a complete dog. I love him. he has an amazing life story too. I hope I can buy him a beer one day
Dricus power is for real though. he KO'd Soldic back in KSW, and has deaded people in the UFC. Whittaker didn't know where he was after 1 round underneath DDP. Brunson got clobbered by him too. he made Sean's face into a red mask in the rematch and stunned Izzy with a glancing blow before subbing him. I think he also KO'd that one Latino dude that used to go to the weigh ins dressed up like The Joker
his power is for real for real

>>149801012
Talmbout MAP hollowgay b?

>>149801036
Kick confirmed

>>149800448
i declare again for anyone who can find a link to alvarez-poirier 1 a reward of one hundred dinars

>>149801025
>I think the smartest thing the UFC could do is stream the fights on Twitch for anyone who has Amazon Prime. they will definitely source a young audience to convert into fans
ye I wonder how much of the current viewers got into ufc because it was on after wwe on spike tv. this would be a good long term move but ufc are short sided as fuck and always pick the lowest hanging fruit

>>149801069
just torrent the ppv event

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

worldstar is the only appropriate platform to watch our heem kino

your dick is 3 inches into dana and conor's dick is 3 inches in you, which direction are you going?

>>149801070
my friend got me into UFC cuz of Sage Northcutt lol. he skipped over all the Conor McGregor stuff and was like check out this roided out boy scout

>>149801076
finna get sent to priz-priz for accessing torrents in nipland unfortunately :(
that is something i didn't think of though

>>149801088
I can only go one way

>>149801088
I already had sexual reassignment surgery

>>149801088
back and forth

>>149801069
here you go, friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfc9W9hzjF8
and here's 2 for good measure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS3SGVZ7rbQ
are you a born & raised Nipponese or a transplant?

>>149801121
nah not a jap
just a regular anglo hoboing around

alright I am back. had enough fun looking at gooby's dick.

we're a bunch of losers

Why is Costurd still in the ufc

>>149801176
>>149801173
it's not too late to change
>>149801165
happy trails, buddeh. smash some Japanese chicks for all the heembros

heh
you got it

>>149801176
Not me!!

>>149800745
No one can absorb his shots in his weight class. He's a marauder, an assassin, he's built like Gooby's hog

>>149801176
*heems you*
Nuh uh

Gooby has moved the goalposts. Kody Steele got a long way to go

This flower just started talking to me.

>>149801016
azelea banks won and said she's seen a lot of dick it's nothing special

Considering Evloev pulled out they Jean give Jean a title fight when he heems Lopiss

Conor Mcgregor has got a beast of a hawlg

jean silva has tko power

diego lopes has bona fide KO power and the ability to go 5 rounds without gassing

>>149801016
why are you on a brazilian flag spammy you bong faggot

Lopes gassed against a 10 minute notice opponent

new
>>149801332

>>149801176
monitor off :)

>>149801354
that thread is gunna last like 5 mins, janny was quick about it in this thread, make sure you get your cooming out of the way now

Dan Ige punches harder than Ilia Topuria. Not up for debate.

>>149801371
What if they settled it in a sport where you go strike for strike? We could call it Strongest Punch

>>149801365
im pretty sure the guy with the new zealand flag is the janny here ive seen him make posts seconds apart after i hit submit

>>149801371
Dan Ige has significantly less length and girth than mcgregor

Conor McGregor's cock for UFC HOF

what kind of autism makes you discuss one dude's penis all day long

usyk dubois heematch in a couple days

Can’t stop thinking about Conor’s hung crooked cock bros

All of a sudden I’m suspicious of fighters whose penis I haven’t seen. Like what exactly are they hiding?

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

rigo is a homosexual pedo that is dating a brown twink

Doo bwaahs

>>149801473
If they are such manly warriors, where is their warrior penis? They need to show us their penises RIGHT NOW

it's 3pm and I'm only 1/3 of the way through with this dumb work project that my coworker fucked up and I have to salvage
fights for this feel? I'm thinking Garbrandt vs Cruz

>>149801474
only the Australian is allowed to post that

>>149801437
Usyk is acting in that Rock adaption of Mark Kerrs smashing machine docu
his heads out the game, hes retired, hes a thespian now
i dont know who hes playing but i think its gonna be Igor Vovchanchyn

>>149801434
autism

What does the UFC see in Paulo Costa?
He's one of the few guys that benefited from complaining about his pay and he gets constantly handed PPV Co-Main Events and/or top fighters in his division, despite being quite underwhelming since the Yoel Salute.

D-Rod should be working at del Taco

>>149801474
wtf nigga

>>149801495
wow what a great blind guess about who he could be playing out of all the ukrainian dudes in pride at the time

Dricus diaper panties >>149801515

>>149801498
Kopylov is gonna smoke him and then he'll probably have to fight to stay ranked

>>149801401
Pretty embarrassing especially since Conor has a needle dick

>>149801531
how big is your dick, I would say conor has a pretty average penis (mine is in the average class also)

>>149801527
Costurd literally has no wins over active fighters

world famous apex tier

D-Rod should be a concrete worker

>>149801575
Jimmy "Cute" Crute by KO

do you think Conor has custom mini suits made for his penis

>>149801575
Fugitt I'm Adam Fugitt

>>149801584
D-rod should be thrown into a woodchipping career.

>>149801575
Most German kraut

Biggie Cock Walk

round 1

D-Rod should be shooting dice in south Central

>>149801640
this would be an awesome matchup. Ruffy is going to sleep if Ilia gets inside, but Ruffy can also catch him with something nasty

>>149801633
are there seriously no ethnic Germans left on Earth?

>>149801656
now simulate ilia topuria vs kody steele

every time a fighter has a German or Swedish flag they are almost always some Al-Turk Babooshka looking fuck from a desert shit hole and frankly as an mma fan I don't appreciate it

Movsar Evloev will NEVER fight for a UFC championship
Shavkat Rakhmonov will NEVER fight for a UFC championship

You'll dance for me boy!

this doo a mma fan kwab

>>149801495
No, he filmed all his parts for the movie in 2024, before the last Tyson Fury fight. Turki made that part of the build up, saying Usyk was wasting too much time filming instead of training. Then filming wrapped up only a few weeks before the fight. Movie's already about to come out in 3 months.

The fearless. The relentless. The two-time.

Holy F#CK UFC signed jiu jitsu legend and ONE Championship Alumni Marcus Buchecha!!!

He fights Martin Buday next week in a super fight

Going to take a nap before jujitsu class

>>149801695
Wgaf

>>149801703
Fans of the sport.

>>149801708
This dude has millions of bucks and still loves in his parents attic ffs I thought it was just a moniker

>>149801716
at least he has a 20 year old girl friend unlike some people around here...

Illier Topewria

>>149801680
Can't argue with that

>takes a bite
>shakes head up and down

>>149801773
do you mean nod?

For my viewing pleasure

English saddo and American reject.

Me

>>149801751
Wow and I thought wonderpedo was just a heem moniker

And the gang of course

Gooby's cock has mindbroken poor Chael

Don't wanna be an American idiot!

>>149801527
>>149801548
Too busy gambling in online poker and gaming

>>149801752
You'll dance for me BRROOYhhyyyyy

conor mcgregors meng

>>149801575
We respect 4-2 Crispy Carli Judice here.

Borrachinha looked good in the latest heembeded.

Does goobs have a hawg or not

>>149801548
there's rumours of a Paulo Costa Yoel Romero rematch in BKFC thoughbeit

>>149801890
7 inches is not a hawlg

Yes goob has got a hawlg.

>>149801901
I've had women spazz out over my 6 inches, I'm inclined to give anything past 7 the designation of hawlg

gooby has zero self hespech

>>149801914
Factual post.

>>149801906
Would you suck it while a Doberman dicked down ya DDPs?

The meng that broke heem

>>149801921
Naw I don't reckon I would

>>149801887
Haha what a gay thing to say

Princess Tyla is brown penis only I fear

>>149801662
Ilia KO's him in 1

>it's UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fJJlI3XyKo
>fat guy / little guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fJJlI3XyKo
>it's UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fJJlI3XyKo

wmma legend Yuuri Oshikawa carries forth the torch for her nation's most sacred martial art: Japanese tongue wrestling

poolo costa has zero heems

>>149801982
might be the most fraudulent career in UFC history to be honest but fuck it get money

>>149801982
Paulo confirmed he added epo and roids for this camp and is going to have a pure heem outpu style. Little capybara has no chance, I'm afraid.

>>149801829
But when I do this to Joe Rogan it's sexual assault

i think I won mma twitter today

most memorable paulo costa moments
>getting sexually assaulted BBC style by jizzy
>getting aids from the corpse of luke rockhold
>knocked romero down that one time

>>149801437
Couldn't care less mate, we got gooby cock

>>149799677
I really wanna gf who can wrestle because I have a femdom fetish, wish I never saw ultimatesurrender.com

>>149800745
>he can be beaten by someone who does what he does better
wonderful insight b

>>149802033
Yup thats the Paulo I know

>>149802046
guy you can just go to any bjj gym in the world. there are females.

Schaub schaub schaubschaubschaub... SHUT YA MOUTH MATE!

>>149802033
>BBC
big buckbreaker cock?

>>149802046
I wish I had a pet, I envy you

>>149802063
is that jmal

>>149802049
that's how it goes

what was the event where gooby was seen with the fat black chick who said he couldn't get hard?

>>149802104
Some niggerball game

>>149802060
guy you can just get a pet.

>>149802063
Where did he learn to become such a fantastic dancer?

>>149802033
still one of the best retirement fights ever

>>149802109
Schaub is literally in active guard here?

>>149802063
Dee is a peach of a peach why does he rape some many fugly women?

>>149802115
From God's creation himself, Iron Mike!

>>149802063
Bounce on down to yo capybara start and let's see whats what.

I always knew Conor would show his penis at some point in one way or another, the little leprechaun is obsessed with attention.

Phwoar...corey on him

I'm not picking Paolo Costa. He's ass.

>>149802052
And most of them are majority male, furthermore give or take half of them are bisexual but worst of all I am 190lb and very strong which means I'll never find a wife who could use her thighs and make me tap out

ay baby yee me lil lepruchaun wants tew find that poot of gewld (your poosy) *vomits*

>>149802145
This is a great reminder that letting anyone record you dance is always a big mistake lol

>>149802059
Big.

Black.

Cock.

>>149802176
bjj works because some of the techniques negate size. a proper locked in triangle choke from a lady as small as 110lbs easily renders you unconscious dummy

So where is the uncensored gooby dick pic

My ex gf just posted the most whorish pics at some d tier “influencers” house on IG and I think I might heem myself

>>149802188
oxymoron

Thoughts on Kevin Holland vs Daniel Rodriguez? Holland fought 1 month ago

>I CAN'T STOP

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752543224025774.mp4

>>149802209
Invest in Jaxxxon

>>149802209
both too low iq to call.
either holland pieces drod up on the feet and it's easy,
or drod wrestlefucks successfully,
but holland is still a threat on the ground because drod isn't top tier grappling anyways

>>149802209
Holland chins him in r1

>>149802185
He's dancing to thrift shop by macklemore too

>>149802209
boring shite

>>149802209
I see a round 2 sub for holland

You just know this sport is running on fumes when Conor McGregor's dick pic makes more waves than any fight from the past few years

>>149802255
>my partner Ryan
zesty

>>149802204
Not for me sadly :(

>>149802276
it's law i'm afraid

>>149802197
There is a mixed wrestling porn channel I found called evolvedfights.com and yeah I know a lot of these porn girls don't have elite level training but most of the guys who loose [spoiler] especially the pegging videos [/spoiler] are smaller guys and most of those videos might be scripted.
I am a victim of my own success, if I did bed wrestle with her for who gets to be the dom she would know if I suppressed my power level and I'd be to nervous to do it in public because I know for a fact I would get a boner.

>>149802114
It wouldn't be fair to the Animal. Being a one of the few thoughtful people on this earth only causes you to suffer a lot of the time. I wishi was a Buddhist so Id at least know there's going to be some reward for all of my efforts

>>149802273
I noticed everyone stopped talking about this guy after the Cruz callout. Did he leave Monster?

>>149802287
Then why did I leak my clitty to death?

He called me "guy" haha I like that, mat be some kind of American thing, but not so common I guess

>>149802297
take your antiosychotics bubba

>>149802239
Drod never got heemed

>>149802312
>antiosychotics

BBC has your clitty leakin' too...

>>149802287
>ynr bendo
>>149802158
to be fair it was that black woman that showed gooby's penis, not himself

Antisoycotics

We don't our posts here

>>149802325
your caretaker is coming to administer your antipsychotics wait my nigga

>>149800945
Pantoja gasses the same way DDP does
Breathes comically heavily immediately but does not actually slow down

>>149802344
My caretaker was my brother and he was pleasuring himself while my clitty leaked...

>>149802359
>>149802359
>my brother and he was pleasuring himself while my clitty leaked
black culture is one hell of a thing

>>149802340
davison figuruero vs gabby garcia? b-b-beast of a fight bapa

talmbout potato farmer dick?

>>149802365
Blacked culture thoughbeit!

Anyone know how to clean daddy loads out of a K-1 brand clitty cage?

>>149802378
Use antiosychotics until your clitty self-cleans.

The very next Austin Metcalf could be posting among us at this very moment. Yet they would remain blissfully unawares to their own macabre fate.

Or so I've heard

>>149802294
seems he's still a part of monster. prob just stopped being such a clingy faggot with fighters who actively dislike him.

heres that middleweight goat i was telling you about

>>149802386
Nobody could be as hangry for a BLACK DADDY as I was!

Nom nom nom!

>Dustin is retiring
>he's younger than me
Lads...

>>149802390
Those who have an eye for the sport see that Daddysanya is tactically dominating here

>>149802390
What is Yoel feinting when he does the hop?

>>149802433
He's making you think he's taller

we cannot follow them

We follow them.

>>149802132
Dee is older than him, and they've been together for 20 years. He just got bored.

>>149802433
low mass

Had a dream last night where Dustin DP Poirier got heemed

They say a new Austin Metcalf is born every minute

..chills

>>149802287
White boy summer

MFW following them

>>149802433
if he successfully chains 5 jumps the next one is a super jump

Alright show of hands who followed them?

THEY WILL DEVOUR US

>>149802432
this but unironically

Dustin diaper panties

Nobody is devouring anybody.

>>149802500
Is this halal?

>>149802504
I’m devouring daddy loads in my K-1 themed clitty cage

>>149802509
Brazza I am on my deen

>>149802518
I read this in the quran

gooby is training his dick to add another tool to his arsenal and rematch Khabitch

>>149802518
I was just telling my rabbi about this

>>149802526
Khadaddy made AGPnor his bottom bitch sadly, us pink piglets are sooo inferior to muzzdaddies >>149802523

THEY ONLY CORRODE

Gooby was lifting weights with his meng while writing that tweet

Il follow them and il make them comfortable il sell half my soul and when they let me into the inner circle il heem everyone there in the sacrificial chamber using my rusty boxing and gunkata like in equilibrium

>>149802539
This was discussed at my monthly HOA meeting

Finna Schaub out a Goob

Gooby lifting weights with his dick meanwhile /heem/ lifts only Dorito chip and beer bottles

>>149802567
Yeah you shitten nigguh

WE CANNOT

Movsar pulled out again. what is up with fighters from certain region north of the mountains and pulling out half of their fights?

WE GAMROT

Movdaddy is being rebooked as the Co-main of ufc 319

>>149802567
Youre going to shit an hueg dick out of your ass? Fair play to you lad.

>>149802609
brittle bones
not viable for combat

It just goes to show what I've been saying. You're either a smart feller or youre a fart smeller.

And I know exactly which one you are.

>>149802563
my god... never seen anything so embarrassing. if youre that self conscious that you start doing boxing moves, he just refuse to dance and call it gay or something. this hurts to watch. they're all laughing at him.

>>149802623
normal german birth IMO

>>149799654 (OP)
Testing out Dustins loussiana hot sauce

>>149802651
You should test out the shower while standing in it.

>>149799677
Who are these people

My wife is in your dms

Me cock

>>149802663
rothwell vs ginge is the move

>>149802661
Costas girl is fucking fat now

>>149802681
Nick Diaz is okay..

>>149802681
is this recent? chills.

>>149802465
But why fat and ugly women

Fuck Nigg Diaz man did he really have to ruin his career over fucking weed?

Life is about the sweetness of fruit and the joy of battle.

Holy kino

>>149802730
Drugs ruin dreams anon

>>149802745
>bronze
broke bitch

>>149802728
Gooby is like the strongest evidence of manifestation being real. Even a gay book like "The Secret" can catapult you into a supreme position.

>>149802145
>>149802247

>>149802681
>one marijuana injection later

>>149802730
let that be a lesson to never smoke the devil's lettuce

He pulled the guilli!

>>149802756
>couldn’t manifest a win over Khabib

Levels

FREEDOM IS A CHOICE

what was this

WE DONT WATCH NO STINKIN RICIN HERE

>>149802809
Khabib manifested his own fathers death to duck Tony Ferguson and retired in shame as one of the worst lightweight champs of all time. Already mogged by Ilia Topuria

Khabib killed his father out of shame after receiving a dick picture from Gooby, Tony was an unfortunate victim of circumstance

>>149802843
Clitia Topiglet? Is that the guy who only fights 36 year olds?

That Louisiana heat, it'll kill ya

That Joanna Jedrzejczyk...I'll goon to her!

>>149802726
conor is lovemaxxing for dee. he goes out on the town and finds the most beat slags he can and fucks them so when he goes home he appreciates what he's got even more. inspirational stuff, we all wish we were as romantic as conor is

he attached kuwait to his mini meat

Gooby's meng, woodchippah now! It would probably just break the woodchipper tho haha

Khabitch and gooby were exchanging dick pics and fazza saw it. the rest is history.

Fazza can you hear meeee?

M-Eat by McGregor

>>149802858
khabib ducked a 36 year old with a torn ACL by killing his father

>>149802903
Unbreakable Titainim Goob bone

you just know khabib forwarded that pic to this wife (towel)

faggotry isnt welcome in this next thread im constructing.

Rip lerone murphy

esentially, gamrot IS the current number one contender in the lightweight division

Can wait for the paddy nudes lads

>>149802977
Gooby's cock has taken that spot I fear!

>>149802998
>>149802998
>>149802998

Cumming uuuhhh

Reaching for those rapes

>>149799677
did he cooom?