Thread 149803767

The brightest stars of MLB compete to prove which one of the sport's two major leagues is supreme. Baseball’s best take the field for the Midsummer Classic.
It's on FOX
Starts in 30 minutes (8:00 PM ET)

Lineups below

AL's lineup

NL's lineup

cubs

>>149803789
NL wins, Marte MVP.

>>149803774
no Kirk, no watch

Supporting the AL tonight

>Muh Judge
>Muh Ohtani
>Muh Tigers

let the overrated dicksucking begin

I’m roasted mushrooms and bell peppers and a big caprese salad with tomatoes and basil grown from my window garden for dinner right now enjoying muh baseballs

>>149803815
PCA batting 9th, how embarrassing

Its a Yankee World

All Stars:
Aaron Boone
Max Fried
Aaron Judge
Carlos Rodon
Jazz Chsiholm Jr

>>149803767 (OP)
TIME FOR SOME AWL STAW BAY BAWL

>>149803841
oh, fancy!

holy cringe

>>149803844
It's only embarrassing for little Davey Roberts

Mets

Heard Jazz Chisolm is going to beat box the national anthem beside of hologram of MLK Jr.

>>149803875
meets

>>149803789
lindor hits a homer, edwin diaz gets a save

>>149803869
Thank you fren

I thought this started at 7 and not 8. Now I am here early. I am tuning in for the robo umps. Are they going to have a robot ump behind home plate? They should have Boston Dyanmics make one.

>>149803896
Join me in my boycott. I'm not watching because of the roboumps. I won't let them win

>>149803903
I pirate anyway so I do this every game

>>149803887
the hottest asian girls look like aliens I think that's the appeal

Its a Dominican World:

All Stars:
Vladimir Guerrero Jr
Junior Caminero
Ronald Acuña Jr
Ketel Marte
Manny Machado
José Ramirez
Jeremy Peña
Julio Rodríguez
Carlos Esteves
Elly De La Cruz
Fernando Tatis Jr
Freddy Peralta
Randy Rodríguez

>>149803903
Umpie hands typed this post.

Today, your coverage of the all-star game spend 90% of the time covering the tacky ass, garish clothing of materialistic, gaudy niggers and pretends that they have some fashion sense instead of just being obnoxiously dressed trash. Maybe we'll have some baseball for you in a bit, maybe just more shitty outfits.

>>149803903
if you kept watching after they let houston move to the AL this is your fault.

The fuck is this anthem

amen

pussy music

>>149803933
selig worst commissioner of all time and possibly the devil

and the hooooome of theeeeeeee
NIGGERS

>Dave Roberts vs Aaron Boone
It’s anybody’s game

They fucked the audio for some reason kek

who

who the fuck is this

what the fuck is this? who the fuck is this? what the fuck is going on?

>>149803959
baseball, racist

>>149803955
Think that's the guy that raped Lil'Bow Wow

Announcers: Joe Davis (play-by-play), John Smoltz (analysis) and Tom Verducci and Kevin Rosenthal (field reporters) will call the game.

more cringe rap yikes forever

How is Boone gonna choke away this one?

This is awful lmao

>>149803955
Damn your stream is like a full minute ahead of mine. Care to share where you’re watching?

>>149803970
vipleague.pm

nine more anthems to go

>>149803774
>>149803820
my starting catcher :)

You zoomers do know who Nelly is tho right? Right??

Should have had Hololive do the player intros

Did they just cut off the rap guy lmao was that his set? To just shout PUT EM UP PUT EM UP and then leave hahahah>>149803979

I forgot this thing's in Atlanta so it's going to be extra black

>>149803970
>>149803972
i normally use a vpn to watch mlb.tv since local blackouts for doyers but it's not on mlb.tv

>>149803965
i would consider paying for a stream that is just a fixed camera behind home plate with only field audio

>>149803978
Yea he was trash when he came out, the st lunatics suck too

I just want to turn on my TV to a big sporting event and not see it hip hop nog maxxed to 11. Is that asking too much?

>>149803967
Has a manage ever been tossed from the all star game?

>>149803989
Damn i missed him

Cubs are gonna announce the Tucker extension mid game
#TAKETHAT

he looks like he should be at home

>>149803985
Ah alright. I’m on my phone, so it’s whatever. Thanks for replying tho

>>149803978
Is he hot in here or apple bottom jeans w/t/f (with the fur)?

at least they still cheered for torre

>>149803774
Good to see O'Hearn make starting lineup.

>>149803998
Is that Rudy Gulliani?

good times with friends T_T

yamamamamamammoto

kek joe davis is getting a bit too hyped up for his doggiedoos

>the miiiiiz
come on

>>149804021
FROM THE PHILLI- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A living legend

I have a mild eye infection and have to run an ointment into my eye and it’s pretty weak tbdesu

>>149803767 (OP)
So cool how for the 2nd year in a row we won't have anyone in the ASG despite them changing the rules for everyone to have a representive.
Oh well, glad Kikuchi got to have fun just hanging around i guess

>>149804019
Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!

All these dead-eyed white guys are making me laugh

>kershit warming up
oh so the AL is going to get batting practice in the 2nd inning?

gaylanta on a mission

>>149803991
Not that I remember, but if anyone can get ejected during the All-Star Game with roboumps, it's Boone. I hope he gets himself ejected for shits and giggles now.

Did they boo matthew boyd? God I hope every fat faggot in atlanta dies of aids

MOOOOOVE BITCH

GET OUT THE WAY

LUDAAAAAAA

>>149804021
>>149804026
Based

LUDAAAAAAAA

>all star game
>0 all stars in starting lineups

N

I think the DOYERS and their NL friends should win the All Star game!

>>149804052
excuse me leaf I thought you were polite

it's move *please* get out the way

>>149804063
eat

where's Mastodon?

I

This noggified pregame shit is cringe

>>149803820
He's subbing in for Raleigh midgame

>>149804075
I was saying booooooooone

Who's the announcer? Sounds familiar.

>>149804087
joe davis

>>149804087
Kevin Burkhardt

>>149804049
That would be fun, the Boone family is highly respected for their contributions to Seattle.

This is so cringe.

>rap at the baseball allstar game
at least we don’t need to see more gay ass allstar jerseys

Why does everything have to get worse and worse?

Jacob Wilson looks like the lead singer of Creed.

Needs more twerking niggers

why are fans booing the all stars? what shit fanbase is this

Why do black people love marching bands that feels like a white guy thing

yo yo yo yo ya ya ya yo ya yo

This is cringe, desu.

Can we stop with the rap? Truist park isnt even in Atlanta

>>149804108
They have him attached to wires like creed too.

Rhino ;_;

>>149804116
Kek

PUT YOUR HANDS UP /SP/

where yall watchin

Wheres Kris Kross

>braves musical number
>all the backup dancers are men
Chop on brotha

should've done the All Star game in San Diego. We would've had Blink 182 doing a pre-show with Tony Hawk doing some shredding around the stadium.

They should have brought out a real Georgia artist like Pastor Troy or Gucci Mane

I fucking hate black music

Do niggers realize how retarded they look dancing around like monkeys?

Hands up /mlb/

>they are actually going to wear their real uniforms instead of this bullshit

based

!

>all star game
>no little dipper

>>149804126
I'm on the couch in my undies

HOTLANTA

I’m afraid my allstars are going to catch the homosexual virus from spending too much time at this gay bar of a field

I think this game is being held at Wrigley Field next year so we won’t have to put up with this bullshit at least

>>149804138
OH MY SCIENCE ITS OHTANI

>>149804115
Have you never seen the movie Drumline?

>>149804133
all music is black music you knuckledragging mouthbreather

Dad said what’s with all this nigger shit and walked out of the room…

Dawg wtf is this

Unwatchable.

terrible presentation

>cant watch hr derby with my mlb.tv subscription
>cant watch all-star game with my mlb.tv subscription
>cant watch my teams games with my mlb.tv subscription
i got it for free with tmobile or some shit but what the fuck is even the point? its only nice to tune into close games or clutch situations without 3rd party stream lag but goddamn i cant imagine actually paying for it

>>149804131
Stfu Poodrepaco.

humiliation ritual.

>>149804144
>2027 Wrigley
predict pregame

>>149804115
black colleges

same thing with step dancing

>>149804144
it's in Philadelphia akshully

>>149804158
mlb.tv is lowkey shit

Stab my fucking ears with an icepick my god

I think Atlanta sucks

damn looks like i just missed the ooga booga-ing

>Lindor booed
Kino

Atlanta has bad manners

>>149804170
Maybe vinnie paz fat fuck will be there

I can't even remember the last time I watched this, is it always so cringe? Why are they trying to ghettofy it?

what's with the niggers dancing while they walk out. this is like some in living color shit

>>149804158
Its literally on free network tv

FUCK YEAH I'M PROUD TO BE AMERICAN

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

Brave fans are cucks for cheering for Freddie after he left them

Did he mess up when saying PCA? Kek

>>149804144
Hey Cubs, make the call...

Where is Juan Soto?

>>149804175
this is everything

Gaylanta is on a mission.

I want to visit atlanta because that old underwater futurama episode said the coke factory and the airport were cool

doyer stadium and chavez ravine mogs truist park out the water

the fuck is this libtard nigger shit at least bring out big boi

>>149804190
It's not free, you need to have an antenna or cable and i have neither. I literally HAVE to use a pirated stream. MLB is retarded not just making it free.

fucking cringe

>>149804098
Cheers, M'sbro. Too bad the current iteration of Boone is polarizing. He may be an idiot, but he's our idiot.

>>149804187
>in living color
that show was actually entertaining though
t. 40 year old boomer

Who wins?

>event about to start
what? so mlb.tv doesn't get the gay pre-game show?

now THAT was true American Culture

>>149804199
he was supposed to be there until they ballot stuffed acuna

>>149804221
2000s easily

>>149804208
its the busiest airport in the world and you gotta add like an extra hour to ride the cuck tram halfway across the state to get to one of the two (2) different airports, then ride the cuck tram again after you go to the wrong one

>>149804218
>>149804187
I prefer Damien Wayne's solo work.

time to rush through the canadian anthem and slow play the US anthemerino WAOW SO HECKIN BASED AND PATRIOTIC

>>149804213
watch it on private mode, retard.

who

>us space force
I will never not laugh

>>149804198
I don’t think we’re THAT kino. We do have Shota and Suzuki tho so maybe they wouldn’t hate the idea

>>149804221
>kershit
2000s ez

>>149804213
The whole streaming shit is a mess I just pirate it, I would need 3 subs to watch all of the berds/sneks games. They need to unify it to one sub because there’s no way boomers could figure this shit out

>>149804221
2000s and it's not even close

>>149804221
2010s pitchers get shelled by the roided up 2000s hitters

When are we getting a cool nba type lightshow inside an indoor ballpark instead of this gay shit?

>Space Force
Who the fuck are we fighting? Klingons?

What gay doo wop group is this

>country music
>incredibly gay

>>149804146
my sides

A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED

OH LAWD DEY GOT CRACKAS SINGIN DAT ANFEM

>>149804232
You can do this shit the next time a Stanley cup is played in leaf land, this is an American sport simple as

ARE YOU FEELING PATRIOTIC, FREDDIE?

>>149804252
COLD BEER ON AN ALL STAR NIGHT

>>149804234
the last 4 white people in (((music)))

>>149804234
you don't like chicken fried?

Regardless what happens, the Yankees won and 27 rings

if you're typing while the national anthem plays instead of standing in front of your monitor with your hand over your heart or while saluting, you're a FAGGOT!

I’m 34, do you think the space force would still let me in?

>you can't have performances that suit the location the ASG takes place in because you just can't okay?
Dumbasses

Now THIS is music I can get behind

Fredo knows this shit is a joke

GOD DAMN AMERICA

>>149804264
i listen to alternative rock/pop music from middle/high school and edm

SHIT NATIONAL ANTHEM

FLYOVER KINO

and a little bit of chicken fried

joseee can you sharttttt

I love Israel

why doesnt joe buck call baseball games anymore?

Erm I thought white men couldn’t sing muh anthem

>>149804270
Sorry, we only take 80's kids.

>>149804221
what is utley doing there lol

>Starfleet is real
kek

Ok so who are the good guys?

>>149804268
Based as fuck.

>>149804221
The one using steroids

>>149804266
Your guy hit 3 home runs yesterday>>149804265

>>149804287
Aikman hit him.

>>149804280
das cool, das cool
do you like Paramore?

>>149804268
My cable shot up to over $100 a month, fuck that.

>>149804300
yes :)

>we didn’t get shitty singing kino
this is so sad

I thought puck drop was supposed to be 12 minutes ago

>>149804287
espn snagged him and they don't give a shit about baseball

>>149804294
the NL (and the Mets)

>>149804294
Big Dumper Brigade

>>149804268
Spoiling surprises for streamfags is worth every cent.

>>149804221
this is not up for serious debate

>>149804272
The hiphop meme is over nigga. It's beyond played out and everyone has realized they're literally all goyslave faggots

look at these two handsome gentlemen :)

People say I've got a drinkin' problem
That ain't no reason to stop
People sayin' that I've hit rock bottom
Just 'cause I'm living on the rocks

>>149804316
I'm getting this for free with a $10 antenna on fox

>ohtani already mentioned
based

SHE’S A GLOWNIGGER SPOUSE!!! THE HARDEST JOB ON THE PLANET

>see Ludacris trending on Xitter
>find out there's an All Star game going on that he performed for
>see a pic of some cheerleaders
>think to myself "these are some ugly ass girls"
>find out a few seconds later they're dudes
kek

>John Smolds
How does this guy keep getting broadcasting jobs?

>>149804294
AL. Specifically the Tigers players.

>>149804234
Lil' bit of chicken fry

Taryn should be there

>>149804281
Sorry dawg, Jermaine Dupree couldnt make this one nahm sayin

I can't fucking stand Joe Davis.

>>149804338
best post in the thread

>>149804335
He's got a 12 inch cock. He just walks in takes it out and gets the job every single time.

I hate the fox announcers so fucking much.

What are y'all drinking tonight?

>>149804322
It means more to Atlanta than it does to you and that's okay

wtf is this

>>149804334
Seeing all the white boomers bitching made me live laugh and love tho

>>149804350
vomit

>Show mr and mrs met before showing a brewers player
I forget we literally don't exist to the MLB despite btfo richfag teams

>>149804350
Sweet tea thanks for asking

Fugg Smoltz is starting to look old

what the fuck is taking so long to start the game?

>>149804350
Alcohol is bad for you

>>149804350
I bought a bottle of sake to drink while playing HoI4 and listening to Mommsen.

>>149804358
What a meaningless award

>>149804358
good for him
fuck joe buck

>>149804365
I blame Manfred

Hello frens

>>149804246
in the star trek universe the first aliens we meet are the vulcans

in the alternate universe where earth is evil, we steal their technology, make them our slaves, and take over all their inhabited planets as the start of the earth empire

maybe that's our timeline

>mlb games usually start on time right on the dot
>it is like an nba game now
tragic

>>149804362
Who?

>>149804358
dangerously based and well deserved

>>149804350
I have some vodka left, but I don't have anything to mix it with rn

Livvyposting

>>149804350
Nothing because the Dr said my liver is starting to get fucked, so just smoking weed and I want to drink

>>149804350
im trying to cut down on my drinking, so... :\

>>149804358
attaboy joe

>>149804365
the nergos had to shuck and jive for America first

>>149804385
She probably has a nice butthole.

>>149804350
I'm a hag lover but this is too old

>>149804375
That sounds based

>>149804385
mid

>>149804358
My mom says I have an outstanding personality too

>>149804385
gymnast bodies are not that hot

>>149804350
Vodka mixed with my own tears

>>149804385
lol she's really cold

speedway classic?

>>149804385
she'd look better with blue eyes

>>149804385
she's gonna bog out so hard in about 10 years, but until then...

why is there still a home plate umpie when they have a computer to replace him now?

>>149804374
I shipping that fox to los angeles, care of Mr. Spanos

>>149804409
Tradition

They’re trying too hard to do bits.

>>149804409
union rule

>>149804402
Their shoulders are a turnoff

jfc when is first pitch

>>149804350
Whey protein shake in a measuring glass

ok I’m about to just go play video games at this point

>>149804385
This is a 7.5 on campus at any SEC school. Skenes could do way better than this washed up e whore slutting herself out for gooners

Umpies should all be able to make their own zone and the computers have to follow it

WHY IS IT TAKING SO FUCKING LONG
JUST START THE GAME YOU FAGGOTS

>>149804402
>>149804399
the fact that the zoomer sex symbol is a petite, cute, normal looking white girl means the world is healing

FIRST PITCH IN FORTY MINUTES

>>149804413
>>149804415
which one is true?

>>149804417
2 or 30 min

>>149804409
the illusion of control

>ohtani spoke english
HOLY SHIT

enjoying the show?

>>149804402
I'm something of a homosexual myself

freddie!

Bangs are hot

>>149804402
i dont like her face, it's too... angular? I don't know. Maybe she is glowingly beautiful in person, but it doesnt come off well in photos and videos.

awful looking teeth

SKAE IT SKAE IT SHAKE IT SHAKIE HEYYY YAAAAA

each player is going to sing a karaoke song before getting in the box as well.

When shohei ohtani isn't on the screen, all the other players should be asking, "where's shohei ohtani?"

START THE GAME

When does the fucking game start I got work at 4am

>>149804433
I miss this mf like you wouldn't believe

>>149804436
>Bangs are hot
i like em cold

Freeman crying like a beta.

>>149804441
SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PITCHA

>>149804438
The appeal is her tight ass little body doing splits on your dick

>not playing because the dirty cubs threw at him
>still in allstar promos

damn, his agent fucked him over lol

Are they planning on starting this game or are we in for another 45mins of fucking ads?

DEM KEEEDS

>>149804433
thank you Mr. President o7

>>149804385
puke

Heading to McDonald's, anyone want anything?

>>149804448
>not a MUG MAN

>trying to hide being a hiarlet with a bandana
kwab

As a Braves fan, fuck Freddie Freeman. If he wanted to still be in ATL, he'd still be in ATL. Save me the muh tears bullshit.

START THE FUCKING GAME

>fuck up baseball
>games under 2 hours
>pad tv with worthless pregame
they should try using the 1971 rulebook for one season and see how it goes

are black people incapable of not dancing?

more niglets

>>149804449
got a problem with a man showing his sensitive side?

Can't they do all these intros, music numbers a sketch comedy bullshit at 7:30?

It's been 25 minutes of this garbage.

>>149804461
20 piece nuggies and a Diet Coke and extra bbq sauce

>>149804436
this

>>149804436
Patrician taste.

>>149804461
100 nuggies and 10 double quarter pounders

>>149804470
I got no problem with it. I’m just different. Tougher.

>>149804468
i wonder how many of these Ns have been in juvy/pregnant/murdered someone by now

>>149804462
I'm more of a /mug/ man myself

>>149804444
Checked and yes please

I'm going to have to mute this game to make it watchable huh

>>149804461
yes, picrel

>>149804461
3 filets o fish and 2 large fries.

no black kid likes baseball stop forcing it on them

>>149804465
I came here to laugh, not to feel. But the ending was kino

>>149804461
MacFlurrie. handburger, small fries. Coke Zero
no sauce!

>>149804460
>4-8 record

The allstar game was more interesting when the world series was tied to who won the allstar game

>live mic'd dumper bossing around skubal in the 1st
Kino

ITS NOW BEEN 25 MINUTES SINCE THE GAME WAS ADVERTISED TO START AND IT HASN'T STARTED

>>149804461
>Heading to McDonald's, anyone want anything?
see if theyre still doing the bogo ammunition deal

based

this lost its soul now that there are less Orioles

>>149804486
prerequisites to get on the field.

Be honest, would you?

>>149804504
Only the Rockies are worse offensively kek

Where by fellow braves fans at?

excited to see ABS for pure umpie seethe

>>149804487
>CUBBIES could be here

They should play the All Star game with the same laid back style that Bananaball is played at. Don't bother arguing, you know I'm right.

>>149804465
AI is so kino

>>149804409
Humiliation ritual

>>149804049
Joe Torre looks lost. I expect some gaffes tonight

>>149804518
She seems really annoying so probably not no.

>>149804518
sure

>>149804507
That was one of the dumbest things in the history of sports. Grinding through a 162 season only to lose home field because of a meme game

Couldn't find any white, hispanic or Asian kids for this? All black lmao

>>149804518
Yes I love lobster

>>149804518
Threesome with her and muscular dystrophy pancake girl.

SKENES OWNS YOU

>zoomies ITT having a meltdown over kino skits
Fix that attention span

paul sneeds

>>149804436
I prefer Bangin on Wax

100mph strikeout

>>149804518
Flipperjob

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149804518
no, missing/deformed limbs freak me out and I get this weird tingly anxiety whenever I see them

>>149804518
no

paul queens lol

Paul Skenes looks like he's a Juggalo

why are they just wearing their regular uniforms

>>149804461
No thanks. My food just came in

>shakes head to disagree with strike
WHATS THE MATTER? TAP YOUR HEAD IF YOU'RE SO CERTAIN LOL

Fingering my favorite pitcher after the all star game

when are they challenging these calls

get these BUMS outta the lineup

>>149804561
why are they looking at me?

>>149804518
Boner killer

>>149804561
me on the right

Why is my brain in autumn mode? it's still July

Are Chipper and Andruw Jones related?

Why are pitchers such pussies? You pitch 1 inning in the ASG then just get to chill in the dugout. MLB should force them to do it

>>149804572
is that you livvy?

>>149804561
She stands above him because he is subservient to her, she rules his career. Just like freddies chonga wife

>>149804566
It’s kino

Friendly reminder the Dodgers are the reigning world champions

baseball rules

>>149804582
It’s officially spooky season after the 4th of July

skenes is good?

>>149804564
They look like they're scared as fuck of skenes

>>149804582
Same. It was like 58 degrees here today

>>149804518
Without hesitation. Why do I give af about her hands anyway. She's probably a demon in bed

>Detoilet Strikeouts
kwab

>ugliest most socially inept men in existence think they can critique anyone's looks
ishygddt

>>149804561
meh
he scored so far above his league that I'll allow the Influencer GF cringe

>phillies and mets posters making AI slop of homosexual braves fans

Name a gayer fanbase than those 2

>>149804561
Why did they get turned down for that apartment

>erin jej
KEK

>>149804597
he would unironically be known as the best pitcher in baseball if he didn't play for the pirates.

>>149804563
>t.

>>149804588
Oh yeah she will be deciding where she wants him to go. LA or NY where she can do whatever bullshit she does.

JUDGED (groundout inning over)

>batter walks
>Audio system plays Walk it like I talk it by Migos

>>149804514
should be infinity challenges but ejected if you lose 1. if youre not willing to throw a fit and get tossed it wasnt a bad call. get over it.

>>149804604
erm we're all 6'9 based gigachads here

NEXT BATTER UP: DESIGNATED HITTER, NUMBER 17, SHOHEI OHTANI

>ump shakes Skenes hand instead of checking for sticky stuff
What's going on here?

>>149804561
would suck her toes

This game only gets good when the bad pitchers come in during the middle innings

>>149804607
I’m a gay Braves fan and I feel represented by those images thank you.

I hate black music so much

now it's time for the real league to bat

>>149804607
>Name a gayer fanbase than those 2
gayves

>>149804632
Unironically this

>>149804598
look up Randy Johnson vs. John Kruk in the all-star game. Johnson threw a wild pitch and it freaked Kruk out so much he just checked out on the rest of the AB

Now THATS an all star game.

>>149804625
>using sticky stuff in the allmeme game

>>149804617
Adjudicated

>>149804631
Her face is so weird

Ohtani leadoff homerun

screencap this

Livvy Dunn is a Hard 7. You cannot convince me otherwise.

Ohtani leading off
y'all ready for some kino?

>>149804646
Chad bird destroyer

DYING
OUT

>>149804656
A hard 7 white woman is a 11/10 to zoomers

Ohtani knows english, does Cal know this?

>>149804631
stupid whore.

>can’t watch the game on mlb.tv even though I bought the full package
I got jewed so hard

>>149804656
try 3
this is a hard 10

singletani :)

>Scoobs and Dumper on the mic while pitching
this is so fucking dumb man

Did the ball really get an ad overlay put on it while being pitched?

singletani

Why is Tarik hamming it up for the mic? Pitchers don't talk this much

Singletani

>ohtani didn't hit a dinger
no...

singletani

>Battery Mic’d up
Horrible. Someone needs to be fired.

Skubal is really good

BLOOPERUUUUU

Why would you mic up the catcher and possibly give away gameplan

SKUBAL ABSOLUTELY FUKIGN DOG SHIT

Battery is micced up.
Based,

>making the pitcher talk
My autism has autism now

I'M CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPING

logging on
go doyers!

Catcher and pitcher seems like the worst choice to ever mix up, let these guys work.

WHITOIDS
DYING
OUT

>>149804646
For me, it was Larry Walker turning his helmet backwards and batting right handed

wtf was the top two for the AL anyways like gleybor torres and marco scutaro?

Id your team has multiple asians then your team is for faggots

>>149804708
the sandlot

C H O P
H
O
P

I get to cheer for Ohtani for a game.

OHTANI IN SCORING POSITION

This mic up thing is cringey

>>149804666
Good. The mixed ones like judge look better anyway

AL being exposed

KEK AMERICAN LEAGUERS

>>149804727
I hate it

NEW
>>149804710
>>149804710
>>149804710

>>149804561
Mogged

skubal got MINDFUCKED by the mariners

ALbros...

Hey fellas maybe you could delay your posts by about 30-45 seconds my streams a little behind :)

NL CHADS RISE UP

ALbros we suck

NL FUCKS YA!

ALSISTERS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!

Mic'd up player taking to the booth and in game interviews are the fucking plague of sports broadcasts. Always fucking shit. Why they keep doing it, I will never know.

Tigods lol

It’s over

>top two Tigers in the order both strikeout
>Skoobs is a fraud and gives up easy runs
Tigers are AL Central merchants

>>149804730
Your first sign was Detroit leading the pack

My crying goat ketel

>Skenes did not have to have a gay interview
>Skubal does
AL bros they’re fucking us.

The only people who dont like the chop are jews, faggot redditors and phillies/mets fans.

There tends to be a very large overlap in those categories.

its over

>>149804221
thank you for choosing Halladay, this was correct to do

UMP ATTACK

>>149804608
simps don't get to live in the goat's home

This is how Detroit lost thirty games last year lmao

Yankees are going to the World Series if this is the competition

why are the commentators giving catchers advice when they have hi def tech

it's not "pretty cool" its pretty cringe

why are niggers asking dumb questions to the players?