The brightest stars of MLB compete to prove which one of the sport's two major leagues is supreme. Baseball’s best take the field for the Midsummer Classic.
It's on FOX
Starts in 30 minutes (8:00 PM ET)
Lineups below
>>149803789NL wins, Marte MVP.
>>149803774no Kirk, no watch
Supporting the AL tonight
>Muh Judge
>Muh Ohtani
>Muh Tigers
let the overrated dicksucking begin
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I’m roasted mushrooms and bell peppers and a big caprese salad with tomatoes and basil grown from my window garden for dinner right now enjoying muh baseballs
>>149803815PCA batting 9th, how embarrassing
Its a Yankee World
All Stars:
Aaron Boone
Max Fried
Aaron Judge
Carlos Rodon
Jazz Chsiholm Jr
>>149803767 (OP)TIME FOR SOME AWL STAW BAY BAWL
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>>149803844It's only embarrassing for little Davey Roberts
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Mets
Heard Jazz Chisolm is going to beat box the national anthem beside of hologram of MLK Jr.
>>149803789lindor hits a homer, edwin diaz gets a save
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>>149803869Thank you fren
I thought this started at 7 and not 8. Now I am here early. I am tuning in for the robo umps. Are they going to have a robot ump behind home plate? They should have Boston Dyanmics make one.
>>149803896Join me in my boycott. I'm not watching because of the roboumps. I won't let them win
>>149803903I pirate anyway so I do this every game
>>149803887the hottest asian girls look like aliens I think that's the appeal
Its a Dominican World:
All Stars:
Vladimir Guerrero Jr
Junior Caminero
Ronald Acuña Jr
Ketel Marte
Manny Machado
José Ramirez
Jeremy Peña
Julio Rodríguez
Carlos Esteves
Elly De La Cruz
Fernando Tatis Jr
Freddy Peralta
Randy Rodríguez
>>149803903Umpie hands typed this post.
Today, your coverage of the all-star game spend 90% of the time covering the tacky ass, garish clothing of materialistic, gaudy niggers and pretends that they have some fashion sense instead of just being obnoxiously dressed trash. Maybe we'll have some baseball for you in a bit, maybe just more shitty outfits.
>>149803903if you kept watching after they let houston move to the AL this is your fault.
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amen
>>149803933selig worst commissioner of all time and possibly the devil
and the hooooome of theeeeeeee
NIGGERS
>Dave Roberts vs Aaron Boone
It’s anybody’s game
They fucked the audio for some reason kek
JAYS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW5UEW2kYvc
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who
what the fuck is this? who the fuck is this? what the fuck is going on?
>>149803959baseball, racist
>>149803955Think that's the guy that raped Lil'Bow Wow
Announcers: Joe Davis (play-by-play), John Smoltz (analysis) and Tom Verducci and Kevin Rosenthal (field reporters) will call the game.
more cringe rap yikes forever
How is Boone gonna choke away this one?
>>149803955Damn your stream is like a full minute ahead of mine. Care to share where you’re watching?
uhhh
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nine more anthems to go
>>149803774>>149803820my starting catcher :)
You zoomers do know who Nelly is tho right? Right??
Should have had Hololive do the player intros
Did they just cut off the rap guy lmao was that his set? To just shout PUT EM UP PUT EM UP and then leave hahahah
>>149803979
I forgot this thing's in Atlanta so it's going to be extra black
>>149803970>>149803972i normally use a vpn to watch mlb.tv since local blackouts for doyers but it's not on mlb.tv
>>149803965i would consider paying for a stream that is just a fixed camera behind home plate with only field audio
>>149803978Yea he was trash when he came out, the st lunatics suck too
I just want to turn on my TV to a big sporting event and not see it hip hop nog maxxed to 11. Is that asking too much?
>>149803967Has a manage ever been tossed from the all star game?
>>149803989Damn i missed him
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Cubs are gonna announce the Tucker extension mid game
#TAKETHAT
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he looks like he should be at home
>>149803985Ah alright. I’m on my phone, so it’s whatever. Thanks for replying tho
>>149803978Is he hot in here or apple bottom jeans w/t/f (with the fur)?
at least they still cheered for torre
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>>149803774Good to see O'Hearn make starting lineup.
>>149803998Is that Rudy Gulliani?
good times with friends T_T
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yamamamamamammoto
kek joe davis is getting a bit too hyped up for his doggiedoos
>from the new york me-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149804021FROM THE PHILLI- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I have a mild eye infection and have to run an ointment into my eye and it’s pretty weak tbdesu
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>>149803767 (OP)So cool how for the 2nd year in a row we won't have anyone in the ASG despite them changing the rules for everyone to have a representive.
Oh well, glad Kikuchi got to have fun just hanging around i guess
>>149804019Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!
All these dead-eyed white guys are making me laugh
>kershit warming up
oh so the AL is going to get batting practice in the 2nd inning?
>>149803991Not that I remember, but if anyone can get ejected during the All-Star Game with roboumps, it's Boone. I hope he gets himself ejected for shits and giggles now.
Did they boo matthew boyd? God I hope every fat faggot in atlanta dies of aids
MOOOOOVE BITCH
GET OUT THE WAY
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LUDAAAAAAAA
>all star game
>0 all stars in starting lineups
I think the DOYERS and their NL friends should win the All Star game!
>>149804052excuse me leaf I thought you were polite
it's move *please* get out the way
This noggified pregame shit is cringe
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>your AL manager, aaron BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149803820He's subbing in for Raleigh midgame
>>149804075I was saying booooooooone
Who's the announcer? Sounds familiar.
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>>149804087Kevin Burkhardt
>>149804049That would be fun, the Boone family is highly respected for their contributions to Seattle.
>rap at the baseball allstar game
at least we don’t need to see more gay ass allstar jerseys
Why does everything have to get worse and worse?
Jacob Wilson looks like the lead singer of Creed.
Needs more twerking niggers
why are fans booing the all stars? what shit fanbase is this
Why do black people love marching bands that feels like a white guy thing
yo yo yo yo ya ya ya yo ya yo
Can we stop with the rap? Truist park isnt even in Atlanta
>>149804108They have him attached to wires like creed too.
>braves musical number
>all the backup dancers are men
Chop on brotha
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should've done the All Star game in San Diego. We would've had Blink 182 doing a pre-show with Tony Hawk doing some shredding around the stadium.
They should have brought out a real Georgia artist like Pastor Troy or Gucci Mane
I fucking hate black music
Do niggers realize how retarded they look dancing around like monkeys?
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Hands up /mlb/
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>they are actually going to wear their real uniforms instead of this bullshit
based
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>all star game
>no little dipper
>>149804126I'm on the couch in my undies
I’m afraid my allstars are going to catch the homosexual virus from spending too much time at this gay bar of a field
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I think this game is being held at Wrigley Field next year so we won’t have to put up with this bullshit at least
>>149804138OH MY SCIENCE ITS OHTANI
>>149804115Have you never seen the movie Drumline?
>>149804133all music is black music you knuckledragging mouthbreather
Dad said what’s with all this nigger shit and walked out of the room…
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terrible presentation
>cant watch hr derby with my mlb.tv subscription
>cant watch all-star game with my mlb.tv subscription
>cant watch my teams games with my mlb.tv subscription
i got it for free with tmobile or some shit but what the fuck is even the point? its only nice to tune into close games or clutch situations without 3rd party stream lag but goddamn i cant imagine actually paying for it
>>149804131Stfu Poodrepaco.
>>149804144>2027 Wrigleypredict pregame
>>149804115black colleges
same thing with step dancing
>>149804144it's in Philadelphia akshully
>>149804158mlb.tv is lowkey shit
Stab my fucking ears with an icepick my god
damn looks like i just missed the ooga booga-ing
>mfw the pregame garbage is finally over
>>149804170Maybe vinnie paz fat fuck will be there
I can't even remember the last time I watched this, is it always so cringe? Why are they trying to ghettofy it?
what's with the niggers dancing while they walk out. this is like some in living color shit
>>149804158Its literally on free network tv
FUCK YEAH I'M PROUD TO BE AMERICAN
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Brave fans are cucks for cheering for Freddie after he left them
Did he mess up when saying PCA? Kek
>>149804144Hey Cubs, make the call...
>>149804175this is everything
Gaylanta is on a mission.
I want to visit atlanta because that old underwater futurama episode said the coke factory and the airport were cool
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doyer stadium and chavez ravine mogs truist park out the water
the fuck is this libtard nigger shit at least bring out big boi
>>149804190It's not free, you need to have an antenna or cable and i have neither. I literally HAVE to use a pirated stream. MLB is retarded not just making it free.
OIG3-50
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>>149804098Cheers, M'sbro. Too bad the current iteration of Boone is polarizing. He may be an idiot, but he's our idiot.
>>149804187>in living colorthat show was actually entertaining though
t. 40 year old boomer
>event about to start
what? so mlb.tv doesn't get the gay pre-game show?
now THAT was true American Culture
>>149804199he was supposed to be there until they ballot stuffed acuna
>we gay, we black, we in your stadium even if you moved to another county to avoid us
>>149804208its the busiest airport in the world and you gotta add like an extra hour to ride the cuck tram halfway across the state to get to one of the two (2) different airports, then ride the cuck tram again after you go to the wrong one
>>149804218>>149804187I prefer Damien Wayne's solo work.
time to rush through the canadian anthem and slow play the US anthemerino WAOW SO HECKIN BASED AND PATRIOTIC
>>149804213watch it on private mode, retard.
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who
>us space force
I will never not laugh
>>149804198I don’t think we’re THAT kino. We do have Shota and Suzuki tho so maybe they wouldn’t hate the idea
>>149804221>kershit2000s ez
>>149804213The whole streaming shit is a mess I just pirate it, I would need 3 subs to watch all of the berds/sneks games. They need to unify it to one sub because there’s no way boomers could figure this shit out
>>1498042212000s and it's not even close
>>1498042212010s pitchers get shelled by the roided up 2000s hitters
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When are we getting a cool nba type lightshow inside an indoor ballpark instead of this gay shit?
>Space Force
Who the fuck are we fighting? Klingons?
What gay doo wop group is this
>country music
>incredibly gay
A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED
OH LAWD DEY GOT CRACKAS SINGIN DAT ANFEM
>>149804232You can do this shit the next time a Stanley cup is played in leaf land, this is an American sport simple as
ARE YOU FEELING PATRIOTIC, FREDDIE?
>>149804252COLD BEER ON AN ALL STAR NIGHT
>>149804234the last 4 white people in (((music)))
>>149804234you don't like chicken fried?
>I thought you said there wasn’t going to be any buffoonery!
Regardless what happens, the Yankees won and 27 rings
if you're typing while the national anthem plays instead of standing in front of your monitor with your hand over your heart or while saluting, you're a FAGGOT!
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>tfw cable boomer and have no trouble watching all da games
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I’m 34, do you think the space force would still let me in?
>you can't have performances that suit the location the ASG takes place in because you just can't okay?
Dumbasses
Now THIS is music I can get behind
Fredo knows this shit is a joke
>>149804264i listen to alternative rock/pop music from middle/high school and edm
and a little bit of chicken fried
why doesnt joe buck call baseball games anymore?
Erm I thought white men couldn’t sing muh anthem
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>>149804270Sorry, we only take 80's kids.
>>149804221what is utley doing there lol
Ok so who are the good guys?
>>149804268Based as fuck.
>>149804221The one using steroids
>>149804266Your guy hit 3 home runs yesterday
>>149804265
>>149804287Aikman hit him.
>>149804280das cool, das cool
do you like Paramore?
>>149804268My cable shot up to over $100 a month, fuck that.
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>we didn’t get shitty singing kino
this is so sad
I thought puck drop was supposed to be 12 minutes ago
>>149804287espn snagged him and they don't give a shit about baseball
>>149804294the NL (and the Mets)
>>149804294Big Dumper Brigade
>>149804268Spoiling surprises for streamfags is worth every cent.
>>149804221this is not up for serious debate
>>149804272The hiphop meme is over nigga. It's beyond played out and everyone has realized they're literally all goyslave faggots
>white privileged cis males signing the national anthem in the heckin ATL why don't they just burn a cross in centerfield their at it
look at these two handsome gentlemen :)
People say I've got a drinkin' problem
That ain't no reason to stop
People sayin' that I've hit rock bottom
Just 'cause I'm living on the rocks
>>149804316I'm getting this for free with a $10 antenna on fox
>ohtani already mentioned
based
SHE’S A GLOWNIGGER SPOUSE!!! THE HARDEST JOB ON THE PLANET
>see Ludacris trending on Xitter
>find out there's an All Star game going on that he performed for
>see a pic of some cheerleaders
>think to myself "these are some ugly ass girls"
>find out a few seconds later they're dudes
kek
>John Smolds
How does this guy keep getting broadcasting jobs?
>>149804294AL. Specifically the Tigers players.
>>149804234Lil' bit of chicken fry
>>149804281Sorry dawg, Jermaine Dupree couldnt make this one nahm sayin
I can't fucking stand Joe Davis.
>>149804338best post in the thread
>>149804335He's got a 12 inch cock. He just walks in takes it out and gets the job every single time.
I hate the fox announcers so fucking much.
What are y'all drinking tonight?
>>149804322It means more to Atlanta than it does to you and that's okay
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>>149804334Seeing all the white boomers bitching made me live laugh and love tho
>Show mr and mrs met before showing a brewers player
I forget we literally don't exist to the MLB despite btfo richfag teams
>>149804350Sweet tea thanks for asking
Fugg Smoltz is starting to look old
what the fuck is taking so long to start the game?
>>149804350Alcohol is bad for you
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>>149804350I bought a bottle of sake to drink while playing HoI4 and listening to Mommsen.
>>149804358What a meaningless award
>>149804358good for him
fuck joe buck
>>149804365I blame Manfred
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Hello frens
>>149804246in the star trek universe the first aliens we meet are the vulcans
in the alternate universe where earth is evil, we steal their technology, make them our slaves, and take over all their inhabited planets as the start of the earth empire
maybe that's our timeline
>mlb games usually start on time right on the dot
>it is like an nba game now
tragic
>>149804358dangerously based and well deserved
>>149804350I have some vodka left, but I don't have anything to mix it with rn
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Livvyposting
>>149804350Nothing because the Dr said my liver is starting to get fucked, so just smoking weed and I want to drink
>>149804350im trying to cut down on my drinking, so... :\
>>149804365the nergos had to shuck and jive for America first
>>149804385She probably has a nice butthole.
>>149804350I'm a hag lover but this is too old
>>149804375That sounds based
>>149804358My mom says I have an outstanding personality too
>>149804385gymnast bodies are not that hot
>>149804350Vodka mixed with my own tears
>>149804385lol she's really cold
>>149804385she'd look better with blue eyes
>>149804385she's gonna bog out so hard in about 10 years, but until then...
why is there still a home plate umpie when they have a computer to replace him now?
>>149804374I shipping that fox to los angeles, care of Mr. Spanos
They’re trying too hard to do bits.
>>149804402Their shoulders are a turnoff
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>>149804350Whey protein shake in a measuring glass
ok I’m about to just go play video games at this point
>>149804385This is a 7.5 on campus at any SEC school. Skenes could do way better than this washed up e whore slutting herself out for gooners
Umpies should all be able to make their own zone and the computers have to follow it
WHY IS IT TAKING SO FUCKING LONG
JUST START THE GAME YOU FAGGOTS
>>149804402>>149804399the fact that the zoomer sex symbol is a petite, cute, normal looking white girl means the world is healing
FIRST PITCH IN FORTY MINUTES
>>149804409the illusion of control
>ohtani spoke english
HOLY SHIT
>>149804402I'm something of a homosexual myself
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freddie!
>>149804402i dont like her face, it's too... angular? I don't know. Maybe she is glowingly beautiful in person, but it doesnt come off well in photos and videos.
SKAE IT SKAE IT SHAKE IT SHAKIE HEYYY YAAAAA
each player is going to sing a karaoke song before getting in the box as well.
When shohei ohtani isn't on the screen, all the other players should be asking, "where's shohei ohtani?"
When does the fucking game start I got work at 4am
>>149804433I miss this mf like you wouldn't believe
>>149804436>Bangs are hoti like em cold
Freeman crying like a beta.
>>149804441SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PITCHA
>>149804438The appeal is her tight ass little body doing splits on your dick
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>not playing because the dirty cubs threw at him
>still in allstar promos
damn, his agent fucked him over lol
Are they planning on starting this game or are we in for another 45mins of fucking ads?
>>149804433thank you Mr. President o7
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Heading to McDonald's, anyone want anything?
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>>149804448>not a MUG MAN
>trying to hide being a hiarlet with a bandana
kwab
As a Braves fan, fuck Freddie Freeman. If he wanted to still be in ATL, he'd still be in ATL. Save me the muh tears bullshit.
>fuck up baseball
>games under 2 hours
>pad tv with worthless pregame
they should try using the 1971 rulebook for one season and see how it goes
are black people incapable of not dancing?
>>149804449got a problem with a man showing his sensitive side?
Can't they do all these intros, music numbers a sketch comedy bullshit at 7:30?
It's been 25 minutes of this garbage.
>>14980446120 piece nuggies and a Diet Coke and extra bbq sauce
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>>149804436Patrician taste.
>>149804461100 nuggies and 10 double quarter pounders
>>149804470I got no problem with it. I’m just different. Tougher.
>>149804468i wonder how many of these Ns have been in juvy/pregnant/murdered someone by now
>>149804462I'm more of a /mug/ man myself
>>149804444Checked and yes please
I'm going to have to mute this game to make it watchable huh
>>1498044613 filets o fish and 2 large fries.
no black kid likes baseball stop forcing it on them
>>149804465I came here to laugh, not to feel. But the ending was kino
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>>149804461MacFlurrie. handburger, small fries. Coke Zero
no sauce!
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The allstar game was more interesting when the world series was tied to who won the allstar game
>live mic'd dumper bossing around skubal in the 1st
Kino
ITS NOW BEEN 25 MINUTES SINCE THE GAME WAS ADVERTISED TO START AND IT HASN'T STARTED
>>149804461>Heading to McDonald's, anyone want anything?see if theyre still doing the bogo ammunition deal
this lost its soul now that there are less Orioles
>>149804486prerequisites to get on the field.
>>149804504Only the Rockies are worse offensively kek
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Where by fellow braves fans at?
excited to see ABS for pure umpie seethe
>>149804487>CUBBIES could be here
They should play the All Star game with the same laid back style that Bananaball is played at. Don't bother arguing, you know I'm right.
>inb4 they blow through all their ABS challenges in the first couple innings
>>149804409Humiliation ritual
>>149804049Joe Torre looks lost. I expect some gaffes tonight
>>149804518She seems really annoying so probably not no.
>>149804507That was one of the dumbest things in the history of sports. Grinding through a 162 season only to lose home field because of a meme game
Couldn't find any white, hispanic or Asian kids for this? All black lmao
>>149804518Yes I love lobster
>>149804518Threesome with her and muscular dystrophy pancake girl.
>zoomies ITT having a meltdown over kino skits
Fix that attention span
>>149804436I prefer Bangin on Wax
>>149804518no, missing/deformed limbs freak me out and I get this weird tingly anxiety whenever I see them
>muh hecking 100mph heater
Paul Skenes looks like he's a Juggalo
why are they just wearing their regular uniforms
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>>149804461No thanks. My food just came in
>shakes head to disagree with strike
WHATS THE MATTER? TAP YOUR HEAD IF YOU'RE SO CERTAIN LOL
Fingering my favorite pitcher after the all star game
when are they challenging these calls
get these BUMS outta the lineup
>>149804561why are they looking at me?
>>149804561me on the right
Why is my brain in autumn mode? it's still July
Are Chipper and Andruw Jones related?
Why are pitchers such pussies? You pitch 1 inning in the ASG then just get to chill in the dugout. MLB should force them to do it
>>149804572is that you livvy?
>>149804561She stands above him because he is subservient to her, she rules his career. Just like freddies chonga wife
Friendly reminder the Dodgers are the reigning world champions
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>>149804582It’s officially spooky season after the 4th of July
>>149804564They look like they're scared as fuck of skenes
>>149804582Same. It was like 58 degrees here today
>>149804518Without hesitation. Why do I give af about her hands anyway. She's probably a demon in bed
>ugliest most socially inept men in existence think they can critique anyone's looks
ishygddt
>>149804561meh
he scored so far above his league that I'll allow the Influencer GF cringe
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>phillies and mets posters making AI slop of homosexual braves fans
Name a gayer fanbase than those 2
>>149804561Why did they get turned down for that apartment
>>149804597he would unironically be known as the best pitcher in baseball if he didn't play for the pirates.
>>149804588Oh yeah she will be deciding where she wants him to go. LA or NY where she can do whatever bullshit she does.
JUDGED (groundout inning over)
>batter walks
>Audio system plays Walk it like I talk it by Migos
>>149804514should be infinity challenges but ejected if you lose 1. if youre not willing to throw a fit and get tossed it wasnt a bad call. get over it.
>>149804604erm we're all 6'9 based gigachads here
NEXT BATTER UP: DESIGNATED HITTER, NUMBER 17, SHOHEI OHTANI
>ump shakes Skenes hand instead of checking for sticky stuff
What's going on here?
>mfw shane smith gets the W after blowing a save
>>149804561would suck her toes
This game only gets good when the bad pitchers come in during the middle innings
>>149804607I’m a gay Braves fan and I feel represented by those images thank you.
I hate black music so much
now it's time for the real league to bat
>>149804607>Name a gayer fanbase than those 2gayves
>>149804632Unironically this
>>149804598look up Randy Johnson vs. John Kruk in the all-star game. Johnson threw a wild pitch and it freaked Kruk out so much he just checked out on the rest of the AB
Now THATS an all star game.
>>149804625>using sticky stuff in the allmeme game
>>149804631Her face is so weird
Ohtani leadoff homerun
screencap this
Livvy Dunn is a Hard 7. You cannot convince me otherwise.
Ohtani leading off
y'all ready for some kino?
>>149804646Chad bird destroyer
>>149804656A hard 7 white woman is a 11/10 to zoomers
Ohtani knows english, does Cal know this?
>can’t watch the game on mlb.tv even though I bought the full package
I got jewed so hard
>>149804656try 3
this is a hard 10
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>Scoobs and Dumper on the mic while pitching
this is so fucking dumb man
Did the ball really get an ad overlay put on it while being pitched?
Why is Tarik hamming it up for the mic? Pitchers don't talk this much
>ohtani didn't hit a dinger
no...
>Battery Mic’d up
Horrible. Someone needs to be fired.
Why would you mic up the catcher and possibly give away gameplan
SKUBAL ABSOLUTELY FUKIGN DOG SHIT
Battery is micced up.
Based,
>making the pitcher talk
My autism has autism now
I'M CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPING
Catcher and pitcher seems like the worst choice to ever mix up, let these guys work.
>>149804646For me, it was Larry Walker turning his helmet backwards and batting right handed
wtf was the top two for the AL anyways like gleybor torres and marco scutaro?
Id your team has multiple asians then your team is for faggots
>cal took out the earpiece
I get to cheer for Ohtani for a game.
OHTANI IN SCORING POSITION
This mic up thing is cringey
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>>149804666Good. The mixed ones like judge look better anyway
skubal got MINDFUCKED by the mariners
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ALbros...
Hey fellas maybe you could delay your posts by about 30-45 seconds my streams a little behind :)
ALSISTERS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!
Mic'd up player taking to the booth and in game interviews are the fucking plague of sports broadcasts. Always fucking shit. Why they keep doing it, I will never know.
>top two Tigers in the order both strikeout
>Skoobs is a fraud and gives up easy runs
Tigers are AL Central merchants
>>149804730Your first sign was Detroit leading the pack
>Skenes did not have to have a gay interview
>Skubal does
AL bros they’re fucking us.
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The only people who dont like the chop are jews, faggot redditors and phillies/mets fans.
There tends to be a very large overlap in those categories.
>>149804221thank you for choosing Halladay, this was correct to do
>>149804608simps don't get to live in the goat's home
This is how Detroit lost thirty games last year lmao
Yankees are going to the World Series if this is the competition
why are the commentators giving catchers advice when they have hi def tech
it's not "pretty cool" its pretty cringe
why are niggers asking dumb questions to the players?
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