Thread 149804710

I sent Marte's mom a text last night lol

FUCK THE AL
GO NL CHADS GO

fuck anime

'TOIDS
DYING
OUT

CHAD NATIONAL LEAGUE VS EXPOSED AMERICAN LEAGUE

where's jizz jizzem today?

Fire Boone!

MARTE
MARTE
MARTE

>micd up
>has pitch com
>is using fingers between his legs anyway

Jays

i just weally like baybaw

Tigers suck

Here's how the AL can still win.

skubal exposed as a fraud by the nl

More like screwball. Get this bum out of here.

NL-bros wya

skubal snacks

jesus christ this is making me hate cal raleigh

>can’t watch the game on mlb.tv even though I bought the full package
I got jewed so hard

freddie :(

I'm waiting for the day a player completely snaps during one of these on-field interviews for distracting him

Is the ketel MVP anon here?

>>149804781
dodger fan

Baby Gronk rizzed up Paul Skenes.

:(

more crochet cy young propaganda

>>149804786
should have known that FOX has the rights to the all star game and MLB.tv only shows out of market games

kek told you Tigers suck they just play in the worst division in baseball

>>149804791
i think kike hernandez snapped during an apple tv game last year

Freddie :(

Wtf was vlad doing there?

>beaming the umpire in an all stars game
not on...................

Having some retard buzzing questions in your ear has to be pretty annoying

Live from the Battery!

>>149804786
>he paid

Cal is having none of this holy fuck lmao.

HEY GUYS THAT NEW STUPERSTAR WE HAVE LETS RUN IT TO THE GROUND AND MAKE HIM ANNOYING.
god what the fuck are they doing

but honestly who invited Detroit?

>top two Tigers in the order both strikeout
>Skoobs is a fraud and gives up easy runs
Tigers are AL Central merchants confirmed

Aaron Boone will never amount to anything

they are going to false flag an ump to bring in roboumps

>>149804809
our taytays :)

>>149804781
we are here for the mets
*mogs middy*

>>149804710 (OP)
https://suno.com/s/P8YQ4vUqlIP3Lj0C

The future is here!

UMPS BTFO

>>149804831
we can rebuild him

>>149804786
im watching it on mlbtv?

N-NOOOO

>>149804831
Right on que

we have our first challenge

ABS is good because it forces the ump to correct their shit strike zone

Weren't they supposed to use the robot umpire tonight?

umpbros it might be over....

NL DOIN THANGS

How are my Marlins doing?

What the fuck is this shit? How dare they

>>149804834
This made me straight

KNEEL UMPS

Let the pitcher pitch stop asking him questions

TOTAL UMP DEATH

>>149804841
must be a int. perk

Umm umpsissies???

>>149804854
they just did

ump chads is it literally over for us?

Umpchads, we CANNOT allow this to happen!

This pitcher is nasty god damn the velocity what the fuck

Who else comfy here?

B A L L

umpies in shambles

What is Tarik Skubal? That is not a white man's name. Turkish or something.

Your day of reckoning is here umpfags

>>149804834
this chick is insanely hot.

STOP TALKING TO THEM

I trust the umps more than some stupid computer

>american league 0 hits
>national league 3 hits

>>149804879
rent free

>>149804876
You just reminded me that I have an old tablet. I wonder if I could get that thing working

Unironically what do you do if you’re an umpire? Go home and blow your brains out?

pain

>>149804876
holy shrek!

>>149804876
And people here tried say my feet were bad

Cmon Willy!

>>149804876
shrek, it's kino!

Turn this ABS shit off now and you /mlb/ faggots, forget you saw anything

FIRE BOONE

>>149804834
made for big dodgerchad cock

>>149804876
based foot tard bro

>>149804883
are you gay? she has the same eyes as ohtani

>>149804880
Skubal is a czech name, idk why his parents picked Tarik

>>149804905
DYING
OUT

I'm in.

>>149804887
>detoilet and aaron fudge 0 hits*

The chop is based

Fuck philly
Fuck the mets
Fuck redditors
Fuck the j*ws

>>149804876
Holy fuck
those are the worst feet I've ever (ever!) seen

Can't the umpies just eject the guy running the challenge system?

>>149804876
What kinda of shoes dis nigga wear lmao

>>149804876
oh shit he's back

>>149804901
Don’t post this unless you’re female

total robot death

>>149804930
>Fuck redditors
>posts reddit meme
lol

hi guys

have any cubbies played yet?? i'm a cubbies fan :) ..

anyway i hope you guys and girlies are having a good night!!

kershaw pls

damn nice play

>>149804862
MARINERS CUTIE
U
T
I
E

Why is Joe Torre here?

And the ad overlay is totally fucked. These greedy assholes are ruining the production

cubgers on the first pitch

unc on the mound

No more bitching about pitches right at the knees. You better swing.

unc still got it

Cubgers linked up!

>I don't throw a cutter!
lol

wtf was that

This is how Detroit lost thirty games last year lmao

Yankees are going to the World Series if this is the competition

>Smoltz trolling Kershaw
kek

>>149804962
So based

Awful AB

>>149804900
>>149804904
I love Shrek

Vladdy wtf man

>Kershit
>”legend” pick

Aaron Boone is fired after this season

Isn't there a 3 batters rule?

>>149804971
>kerbron

LMAO THAT'S IT

Does anyone have a stream please?

I just got back, what did Kersh do?

tyb sKKubie

>>149805015
vipbox

Get him outta here

that is VERY rude!

>>149805019
he said "suck it, Big Dumper" several times

>2 outs on 6 pitches
Masterpiece

What the hell, he was actually going along with the interviewing well

>>149805019
Ur mum lel

>Suck it big dumper
What gay thing did Kershaw mean by this?

>>149804948
no/

should I go see superman?

>>149805015
foxsports.com

>>149804971
>kerbrook

>>149805035
LGay

The Mic Up is tripping up the commentators kek.

suck it big dumper xD :)))) lololol

>>149805038
Nah. Wait for stream.

holy shit mic'd up pitchers is pure SOVL. is this the first year they're doing this? i hope we get this forever and even in regular games

>>149805019
He wants to suck big dumper

Time to hit the pool

>>149805019
He didn't throw a cutter I know that

that was actually pretty kino

>suck it big dumper
based

>>149805019
Linked up with Tuck

why do jews ruin everything they touch?

>>149805038
Yes if you want to piss off Snyder fans.

>>149805036
YOOOOOOOO SHE IS BUSSIN FRFR

>>149805045
I like how relaxed and comfy the ASG can be, but the Mic'd Up is a bit egregious.

>>149805050
It’s genuinely very cool but the commentators clearly aren’t used to it.

>>149805038
Never pay to watch capeshit

>>149805048
I like going to the kinoplex tho

>>149805066
go back bitch

all star gay

Kershaw forgets he's miced up, Fox cacthes him taking a huge piss and some taking some key bumps in the dugout bathroom.

>>149805015
Literally googled mlbwebcast and found it there

>>149805038
yes, to piss off snyderbros, anti-woke dipshits and zionists

Yeah I'm turning this shit off because they can't fix the ad overlay. What a joke

Adam has a bitch release

more like AAAmerican league

>>149805066
They're just bad, evil, ugly people.
t. Korean

>>149805078
Then go on a matinee then.

me irl

>>149805066
Are we ruining Israel? didn't think so

They let an O'shit player on the all-star team?

Who the fuck is Jason Adam

he should challenge that

padres pitcher glove is illegal lol

sit the FUCK down!!!
walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

AL sisters...

>>149805109
Is that an X-Man?

>>149805109
Congrats for coming out of the closet.
CAPTCHA: GxrAY

Is the NL going to no-hit the AL?

Padgers broship

Is there a retarded quadriplegic playing the organ tonight?

2poo, who do you want for this Adam guy?

Tucker and PCA time !

>>149805075
>Skubal: Get 'em any way you can, boys! (after successfully challenging balls & strikes)
>Kershaw: Suck it, Big Dumper.
two great moments already. man I really hope this sticks. baseball is all about the in between plays moments. boys of summer. pure vibes. beautiful skies. baseball needs this

>>149805129
>no Astros players
probably

>>149805112
Blue Jays Legend!

STEEEEEEEERIKE 3

>>149805109
very stylish brother

Do they make normal movies anymore or is it all sci-fi comic book faggotry?

>>149805129
wasn't there one like 10 years ago where the teams had a combined like 7 hits and it ends 3-2 or something

>>149805133
For now...
...and for the WBC.

>>149805110
kind of, yeah

>>149805111
fast and furious vibes

>sister is having a sleepover and I'm sure at least one of her friends is on her period

Went to pee and when I lifted the toilet seat and I got a strong whiff of amonia.
Girls pee smells like that during their period and I guess their pee splashes on the porcelain and lands on the bottom of the toilet seat. The worst part is that the smell is still in my nostrils. Now my day is ruined

WHERE IS ELLY

>>149805110
100% yes

>>149805147
It's all faggotry

>>149805038
Yes, it's a solid comic book movie. It's bright and actually has some stakes and the performances are good. Plus, we don't get the origin story for the millionth time.

Here's a truck for Kershaw even though he was ragging on The Big Dumper. Nice career there.

>>149805147
TIME STOP!

>>149805137
How many goats do you have?

>>149805147
Yes, you would know if you actually gave a shit about movies

>>149805064
we need a 2025 version

>>149805147
Watch Japanese movies

I didn't even realize the game was on and had the red carpet going till just now wtf

>>149805094
>>149805168
thanks, I'll go this weekend.

>>149805160
You must be 18 post here

>>149805160
>Girls pee smells like that during their period
How tf do you know that? How old are you that you are living with your sister and she's having a sleepover?

Mets

>>149805160
But now you know one is ovulating soon.

>>149805171
God that movie was so entertaining in all the wrong and best ways

Why did Tucker turn into a fuckin stick?

you guys book your tickets yet for The Odyssey? make sure you support mega budget auteur kino. if it does really well, it'll spawn a chain of historical & fictional epics, and that is infinitely better than capeshit quipslop

Cubgers in the batter's box

omg Cubs didn't make it to the 'offs since Covid meme year

you think paul sniffs livvys asshole daily?

>>149805173
Can only do Yaks.

>>149805160
that's a very primal, and therefore understandable, response.
the monkey in you recognises the female is not breedable right now and therefore felt abject disgust

>>149805211
I know I would

>>149805168
>Kershaw even though he was ragging on The Big Dumper.
qrd

>>149805206
No thanks, I'd rather have capeshit than dogshit bastardizations of history. Napoleon and gladiator 2 sucked balls

wheres my boy jung hoo lee

>>149805211
I sniff her leotard

>>149805217
this SHOULD be cannon

>>149805147
You could watch the F1 movie, which is at least /sp/ee related.

>>149805160
Imagine the smell.

>>149805211
Only on days he starts for the extra test boost.

>>149805160
>piss expert

Definitely a cubsfag

>>149805181
Fucking weeb.

cmon PCA…..please….IM BEGGING YA

>>149805038
>>149805168
I also enjoyed it, I like Nix from mad max being lex luthor more than kevin spacey or gene hackman. I don't remember who snyder lex was.

reminder faggot cubs will be chasing the brewers in a week

Tucker nooooo

CUBES

Attaboy PCA

AL getting absolutely mogged

Is PCA a wigger?

>>149804812
>kek told you Tigers suck they just play in the worst division in baseball
they don't appear to beat up on the division more than anyone else

PCA!

LOL MEST

Attaboy petey

>>149805244
Cubs can’t bat against lefties kek so hilarious they threw a lefty out there just in time for PCA and Tucker

>>149805258
Enjoy the Lions going .500 this season. Windows closed.

>>149805193

>>149805224
When he got into the dugout he or some of the NL players were saying "suck it big dumper" in a joking way.

>>149805246
Jessie "I can only be a smug nerd" Eisenberg was Snyder's Lex.

>NL winning
I can't remember the last time they won it

>>149805256
yes

>>149805217
KEKW!
I love this thread!

that almost killed someone

>>149805077
What's your beef, Mexibro?

sweet jesus

Marlin Man sighting

PCAAAA

>>149805256
he wears one earring, ofc

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN (groundout to 1st)

would the all stars game be better if it was based on where the player grew up rather than where they play now?

>>149805281
cute :3

Where is he?

It's amazing to me how many people sitting in the outfield tonight and especially last night, that didn't bring gloves. Ohtani almost killed someone right there.

>>149805038
Ask Mike Francesa

>>149805217
yanks and dwightz ox!

>>149805300
it's lame that he isn't here desu

>>149805192
I used to have a janitorial job and women's restroom always smelled the worst by far because of this. My coworker told me it smells like that because of their period.

>>149805293
about as good as of every team was named for their actual geographic most popular animals.

>>149805226
you can't judge all epics off of 90 year old Ridley Scott. look at Lawrence of Arabia, Kingdom of Heaven (DC), etc.

>>149805300
I look like this

>>149805293
why would that be better?

>>149805293
That would be way too confusing the divisions are already geographically irrelevant

>>149805300
not paid enough to show up

>>149805293
Dominicans would win every time

>>149805300
He couldn't measure up to STOWER POWER

Everything about the dodgers is so fake. Dave Roberts and his weird media training. Joe Davis deciding Ohtani should be MVP. Really contemptible. At least they’re not winning another World Series

>>149805300
hes a bum

Who’s ready to
>stand up for deez nuts

>>149805316
because then youre playing for your heritage, your bloodline, your ancestors, your family, your sisters friend that did a period pee at your house, your home town

>>149805326
Kek, it's kino!

>>149805313
>cherry-picks an almost 100 year old movie
>gives another dogshit Scott movie as an example event though they aren't even close in quality
stfu retard

>>149805239
Wow what a classic /sp/ callback. I remember the night of the Pissboi.

>>149805293
MLB should just do what NHL does and make the all star teams based on nationality

>>149805330
no refunds

LETSGO CAMI

How many quarters do they play?

Based PCA.

>>149805310
that plus women are just fucking disgusting. I kicked my wife out of the master bathroom and made he put up shop in guest bedroom bathroom because I couldn't fucking take it. Shit everywhere. Bottles open. 4 sets of tweezers. Ridiculous.

>>149805334
sounds lame

>>149805338
bro not like the Director's Cut of KOH is a massive you problem. there are a lot of good epics. a recent one that came out is Interstellar. Ad Astra also probably qualifies
I have yet to see The Brutalist but it's supposed to be amazing

>cubgers is real
lmao

>>149805349
theres three halves

>cat went missing after 4th of July
>Just accepting the fact that I'll never see him again :(
>Showed up waiting at the front door yesterday morning
>He's fucking fat

Wtf is up with that?

>>149805360
terrible bait

>>149805326
Make ya seethe?

oooh

>>149805366
she* is pregnant

pca looks like he sells weed to middle schoolers

why is the dodgers manager allowed to rest all his players?

>>149805354
>t.

>>149805366
your pussy got filled

>>149805373
no bait homie. also LOTR is a goated epic

Cubs are gonna collapse. Bet on it. They're not winning the NL Central (and neither are the other two team you think will win it.)

>>149805366
they found a better owner and will leave you again soon, this time permanently

>>149805181
watch Chinese movies

>>149805326
>At least they’re not winning another World Series
are you sure about that

Red bill hat alert, he’s wearing the red hill hat

Is Freeman retiring?

>>149805362
duh

Freddo is the GOAT

>>149805391
the anal central belongs to the berds

>>149805344
I just realized he didn't make the All-Star team. That's wild to see after getting paid so much.

>>149805394
based Wang Bing enjoyer

>In 3 batters, the NL All-Stars have given Paul Skenes more run support than he has received in 7 of his 20 starts this year.
Just nuke the pirates organization

>>149805394
Watch gay porn

Freddie was in the next set of batters, could have replaced him after his AB even if he reached base

I have never met a white man with a hyphenated last name.

>>149805391
My Reds :)

>>149805391
Based Reds delusionist

Only white people care about the all star game

>>149805391
Post another one of your projected standings! Do it slave!

>>149805206
It was the only interesting teaser.
>>149805413
My mariners shut our the bucs in three games recently btw.

I'm bored

>>149805421
the turkish love the all star game

why does PCA sound like he's putting on a front
>each one of you is amazing in your own special way and everybody in baseball is so nice and unique :3
is baseball actually being taken over by ultra lib zoomers?

Freddie getting another ovation in Atlanta just let it go bud

It's time.

>>149805421
Wrong

>>149805391
Alright I’m making the compilation.

>>149805427
>I'm bored

>>149805431
>being positive is lib now

Not everyone is a doomer faggot like you anon.

>>149805426
>frogniggas mentioned
based

>>149805394
For me it's this.

Who else watching this kino?

>>149805431
yes all zoomie sportspersons are either feminist doormats or far right racists

>>149805417
I have. It means his mother was a feminist whore and dad was a cuck.

>Gaybear Tourist
>”all-star” from “the best team in the AL central”
what is this clown doing here?

>>149805418
>>149805419
>>149805425
>>149805440
Reds win the division with 91 wins.

Historic second half. They play up to "better" competition, and their strength of schedule is insane. Cubs have the easiest strength of schedule, but they'll get too comfy and collapse.

God wills it.

>jesus was a poor retard just like you
what is the message here?

>>149805431
Yeah he should be a nihilist burnout instead! Nothing matters maaaaaaaan we’re all just monkeys on a floating rock maaaaan

>The Major League Baseball All-Star Game determined World Series home-field advantage from 2003 to 2016.
reminder that none of these count

>>149805399
Man, he's got some nice lifetime numbers. I love that he's well over 500 doubles.

>>149805426
Everett Aquasox? Fucking nice, fellow north Seattle metro area resident! I love seeing the hot prospects for cheap on random weekdays.

>>149805443
this

the gapeway arse!

is He Gets Us a Jewish psyop to make everyone hate Christianity?

>>149805431
>Bringing up politics for no reason

>>149805450
sup psgchad

>>149805467
How is it determined now?

BRYAN WOO IN THE GAME

>>149805467
the seeding being based on regular season results made too much sense for Bud Selig

>>149805450
Not me. It took too long to come out and Zoomers have ruined anime for me

my GOAT

They're putting mics on the fans now?

>>149805476
It's a christian psyop to get more Black bodies in the pews next to their daughters.

>>149805431
The Dominicans will save baseball from the libtards

>>149805443
>>149805466
there's being positive like Skubal and Kershaw in the first inning just shooting the breeze and having fun, and then there's acting like you're the Mr. Rogers of baseball
>>149805451
>>149805478
I just thought it was funny. you're right, the political slant was uncalled for

>>149805467
good, i never liked that shit

WOOOOOOOOO

>striking out acuna in atlanta
WOOOOOOO

>>149805431
You have terminal brainrot
t. Dr. Chud MD

>>149805467
I miss that.

Where's Elly?

>>149805476
I don't think the people who fund it are actually Jewish, but they are those Christians who would give their life if it meant Israel had one more dollar in it's pocket, so might as well be Jewish.

>>149805492
>the fan in question

>>149805509
dude come on don't tell me he didn't put a little extra sugar in his tank today
>>149805498
for me it's the Japs

>>149805421
But I'm Mexican though

FREE ELLY

>>149805499
>thinking being like Mr. Roger’s is a bad thing

You’re a loser faggot complacent in being nothing while those that want to make the world a better place for their children will outshine you

>>149805505
I WANT TO BE NINJA
I WANT TO BE NINJA
I WANT TO CHOP, CHOP, CHOP CHOW DOWN
TAKE CHOW DOWN TO CHINATOWN
I WANT TO BE NINJA

mic up the concession workers next

2026 opening day starter bryan woo

When will the progressive bitch get too ugly to get pulled? Personally I think we've already past that point

Bryan "COLD AS ICE" Woo just made three all-stars look like garbage.

>>149805137
A catcher and someone who can hit Dingers and not suck.

Woo fucked the NL's gay ass

>>149805521
Japan is getting zogged by the day

>>149805534
>>149805538
Astros own him

>>149805536
Speak for yourself, I'd pop one of Flo's titties in my mouth.

>>149805528
lol I see you really tried putting some venom into that. I'm entertained by his special snowflake soapbox, that's all

>>149805467
It was good for baseball as it made the allstar game much more competitive & interesting

Anyone else notice almost all the world’s problems come from people that came from the Middle East or is it just me?

ITS HIT THE LADDER AT FENWAY

>>149805542
The answer is obvious.

>>149805552
Tell em metsmorty

How does one get a mommy gf?

FREE ELLY!!!!

LET'S GO PETEYYYY

>>149805548
Flo give the best BJs.

Made myself an iced coffee. I'm chilling bros

Has a team ever tried bringing out a different pitcher every single inning. I think if you had a bunch of guys without big egos it would work. The batters would never be able to settle in. Could save a lot of money to spend on hitters too.

>>149805554
That raghead dunecoon tar-reeks gave up two runs like he's about to get 72 virgins for suicide bombing the al team brother -HH

kek erin jej

>>149805542
So Escarra and Rice (he'll get better, I swear).

>>149805584
That's called a bullpen game and it sucks

Judge is our guy

>Peterson to Lindor to Alonso

METS CHADS WE DID IT

>>149805584
That's called a bullpen game

>>149805583
keep us posted

I'm a Mets fan and I respect Judge. calling him one of the best right handed hitters to ever play is fucking crazy though
why do these people jerk off over half-season stats slop EVERY SINGLE SEASON
shut the fuck up with the forced narratives
Judge is like 36 and could retire tomorrow and miss the HOF

Might be a retarded question but this exhibition doesn't count toward regular season stats right

>>149805611
nope, not retarded

>>149805554
my schizo theory is that both western and eastern empires collude to make it the worlds de facto warzone to guarantee war profits with the least amount of global risk

BIG DUMPER getting the AL started.

vladdy should have been a mariner

Any mets fans wanna fight?

Why do they call him Big Dumper?

>>149805611
actually counts for double since youre playing against an all star team

>>149805611
yes it does

>>149805610
you're retarded

>>149805584
Tampa did something close to that

>>149805611
You are retarded and presumably a holotrooner

i hate the dh, it ruined the NL I blame you zoomers

Cal Raleigh has a big dumper.

Should Cal Raleigh's league worst speed at the position penalize him in the AL MVP race?

>>149805619
is his dad a paco?
t. never seen a paco irl

>>149805622
He drops huge logs that clog the clubhouse toilet.

WHERE IS MY BOY ELLY

>>149805619
Why is he called "Big Dumper"?

>>149805584
Managers used to bring a pitcher just to face one batter and the league nerfed that

>>149805596
>>149805606
bullpen games some guys usually will go 2 maybe 3 innings. It's not exclusively 9 dudes pitch one inning.

at least vladdy got a hit

>>149805634
you really enjoyed pitchers being a free out? fuck off faggot

>>149805596
>>149805606
How about use your 5 starters in the first five innings and the last 4 will be for bullpen and do this every day

>>149805626
not an argument. Judge is on pace for 200 Ks and his BA was hovering around .400 this time last month. he's gonna even out some more and finish the season with an elevated BA but probably will still end his career with a sub .300 BA
he's an elite hitter but he is NOT one of the best hitters of all time. strikes out too much

>>149805584
go away manfred

How's soto working out for you guys? 800 million for a guy who will be in his 40s seems great

>>149805654
yikes, ADHD zoomer detected

>>149805611
No. It does kinda matter like in HoF talks though. People love to point out how many all star games a guy made.

>>149805654
>I dont like the game being played as intended!!

you are the faggot here

>its 4:49 am, about to lock in, grab a Celsius(TM)
Patrick Bateman type shit

>>149805660
There isn't one person in Philadelphia that looks like that

Dinner is served.

future cub on the hump!

>>149805354
This. Not only did the bathrooms smell horrible, they left the biggest mess by far. I stopped putting them on a pedestal after that. They're just filthy animals like us

>>149805679
looks real dry

>>149805655
You can't do this. Fatigue is still a thing. Even relievers get rest days where they're just unavailable

>>149805656
>muh BA
nobody cares gramps

>>149805677
I know a guy from philly who looks like that. We call him Philly Joe

If there is no one on base, why doesn't the catcher just go to like short center field. There is no reason to have a man behind the plate when there is no one on base.

Hey guys have you noticed how alot of these commercials feature mixed race couples?

>>149805679
Hope Solo

>>149805691
you are completely retarded

>>149805646
Because Jarred Kelenic gave him the nickname when they were coming up in the minors and mentioned it on local TV a few years ago.
It's biggest accomplishment of Kelenic's career.

>>149805450
Panty and Stocking or DanDaDan?

>>149805694
im not some consumer cuck that watches commercials

>>149805688
>BA doesn't help determine who might be the best hitter of all time
alrighty anon. you must be from the Bronx (I'm sorry)

>>149805694
thank god im watching the pirated mlb network stream so I don’t have to digest that jewish crap

>>149805691
It would make bunting for a base hit trivial.

>>149805701
No one is on base. A passed ball would not advance anyone. Why waste a man sitting behind the plate?

woo is usually korean and wu is usually chinese

>>149805679
GIWTWM

>>149805694
It turns me on

Should I be concerned?

>0-2 willy
At least Ohtani scored a run before our bats were pulled

>>149805718
it would be an automatic base since they could just bunt

>>149805694
I saw five white male with asian female couples when I went out irl.

>>149805726
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149805691
He should stand in front of the plate and duck down real quick once the pitch is on the way so the batter has no chance at seeing it.

>>149805694
And that's a good thing

>>149805713
Can't they just bunt when they shifted? They never took advantage of that when available?

>>149805679
>No onions and peppers

>>149805732
>I saw five white male with asian female couples when I went out irl.

>>149805735
I like the way you're thinking. This is what baseball needs innovation

>>149805743
kek

>>149805739
What?

Cancer is so overrated

>>149805736
Unironic question, why do these types of white females purposefully chose hair that makes them look uglier? If she had a normal hair style and color she would be completely out of that guy’s league yet she willingly makes the choice to lower her appeal? It makes no sense to me.

I stand for Sneed.

>>149805663
>>149805675

>le boomers hate good changes
you cucks probably hate the pitching clock too kek

this is the cringiest thing in sports

superior cheesesteak coming through

RAPE AND GAPE CANCER UNTIL IT'S ASSHOLE BLEEDS

I'm standing in my living room right now.

>>149805759
hear hear

>>149805759

A VOTE FOR CHUCK

IS A VOTE FOR YOU-KNOW-WHAT

>>149805731
It wouldnt. Bring in your third baseman, and put the catcher in short left field area. How many bunts are fielded by the catcher anyway? very few.

>>149805634
you cucks blame zoomers for everything like the npcs you are

This is so gay

>>149805757
white women are stupid and brainwashed by jews

>>149805765
>wet bread
heathen

recycle
>>149804709
>>149804709
>>149804709

God bless Ober
I hope cancer will be eradicated from the world very soon
Amen

Oy vey appreciate our empty platitude towards a disease we bankrupt you with sponsored by the credit card company goys

>>149805755
just need to donate a trillion more middle class dollars to cancer which is being induced by billion dollar corporations

>I stand up for me
>Is in a chair
This guy just taking the piss or what

>>149805757
Bad parenting.

FUCK CANCER

Stand up for this bussy

I stand for Gold Ship

does this faggot shit count as the 7th inning stretch?

OH NO NO NO NO.NO CANCERSISTERS OUR RESPONSE??

>>149805776
this nigga look like the deer hunter arcade game

I swag
I swerve
I swag
I swerve
I’m clean like im detergent

Stand up for deez nuts and big booty latinas

>needing mutiple cards

Top Kek

>>149805801
TAKE ME OUT THE BALLGAME
TAKE ME OUT TO THE CANCER!

CANCER IS OVER WE DID IT GUYS

cancer is the natural weeding out

I’ll talk the swaggy southern black people music over this boomer stuff

>>149805832
YIPPEE!

>>149805832
that didn't take long

MORE MANFRED
MORE

>>149805706
Both

>>149805706
this bit was kino

>>149805706
>Seiba Lions spotted

Wow Pete is dumb as a box of rocks