UEFA WOMEN'S EUROS
>Wednesday July 16th 2025
21:00 Norway - Italy
SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna
>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma
>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino
Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, watch water polo, wear a balaclava next time you buy a baklava and stay chempilled
>>149815044Based and checked
Wow step on balls so fucking funny
He posted from a 13-inch screen laptop
>>149815094stop throwing around the nickname of my schlong, tyvm
Quick, post THAT /seriea/ webm!
I hate how good this screen looks because I can't fucking afford it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJkxFFlN4bQ
>computer monitors with built-in OS'
Grim
>>149815204unironically perfect, only midwits think that's bad
>>149815140Meant to post this one!
>>149815202don't they hurt hopping around like that?
>>149815309Idk, I've never been with a titcow like that
One Big Beautiful Pubill Act (2025-2026)
Suffering from a bad case of Pubillgia
>fatso de bruyne at the first slight feint from pedro in the league>>149812986
Tomorrow land? More like ACK-land
why are the women wearing that pea mixed with diarrhea green kit?
>>149815548Liquidanon is in charge of kits for the FIGC
lol >we get refballed even in women football, wonder how much the mafias are earning from fixing these games.
>>149815554>$interHmm intrasting
Wwonder how that fan token panned out on the fine day of May 31, 2025
Please God, just one night with a taller-than-me Norge qt
>>149815600At least the Norway grill felt bad enough to miss it
>>149815593lmao was he trying to taunt the keeper before taking the benuldy?
Let's just check the DNA of the Italian GK
>conceiding like this
Calcio always loses sadly
>women goalkeepers are still just as bad
there is bound to be a gk coach or an athlete that will manage to make that role respectable eventually
ban everyone watching womeme's football
eternally outcast them
>>149815800In Volleyball and tennis they lower the nets, I think they do the same in basketball and other sports adjust things too if it's women. It's just reality that women are shorter and less explosive, yet they are supposed to guard goals that are just as big as the men's. They're always going to look extremely silly trying to keep their goals clean.
The Croatcel hits once again
again? I wish I could hit you just once
>>149815800The utter disrespect towards Hope Solo goes deep
>Bouncy booba and butts are le bad!
>Men swimming around in tight speedos are where it's at!
t. Croatia
>>149815811she fucked up the exit like a very bad primavera player, even playing with mini calcio goals wouldn't have fixed that.
>>149815844Yeah of course, I just meant generally.
Although with younger female GK talento's you can already see they've had actual coaching longer and don't make mistakes like that anymore compared to the older generation who started playing much later without much coaching available.
I grow more powerful each day
Croatincel poster is just an autonomous AI elaborated on Adamo Luciano's tweets
Jj DNA saves the day again!
>>149815903the 90s in the Balkans were a hellish time for young Paulo Fonseca
italia women officially better than italia uomo
if a player, copemeiners for example, was murdered
can jjust claim insurance money?
is it me or women are just terrible at estimating the ball's trajectory in general?
>>149816085Yeah, that's a scientific fact. Overall worse spatial awareness and coordination. Also the simple fact their feet are smaller and limbs are shorter.
>>149816085feminist waves may pass, but it seems that the only ball's trajectory they pay attention to is the one that slaps against certain parts of their body
I want to believe in a Koopmeiners redemption arc but I have little hope
>>149816117Will happen just not on jJ (probably when he joins betis)
>>149816144But why, is it too much to ask for a player to stop shitting the bed while still playing for >us? Dude was one of the best midfielders in the league for a couple years, how is it possible to become so dogshit so fast
Haha yeah, usually all these Atalanta players do so well when taken out of that hyperspecific system!
>>149816145arinauldo slottini?
>>149816144>when he joins betiswhen will this happen o wise germano oracle
this summer right?
>>149816159>one of the best midfielders in the league for a couple yearskopo meini can be described as a patrician filter
>>149816165Even with the Netherlands he seems better than he is with Jj from what I've seen (didn't watch a ton though), hell he barely seemed like a professional player at times last season
>>149816217>Even with the Netherlands he seems better than he is with Jj from what I've seen (didn't watch a ton though)Let me just correct you right there, he's barely played and when he does he looks like a fish on dry land.
https://fbref.com/en/players/a26fb8aa/nat_tm/Teun-Koopmeiners-National-Team-Stats
>>149816217I think he got worse through the season which is even more worrying. I remember seeing him live in Leipzig and he was looking good that night, very active with good impact on the game. Compare that to what he was showing from January onwards
Sleep tight /seriediletta/
Just read extremely grim rumors about Sneedcho
>>149816281you were tricked
it was leipzig that made our shitters look decent
reminder there are people in this thread (maybe even right now) who rated kaluniggers performance that night
>>149816234I've run out of copium
>>149816281That disasterclass against Como was genuinely one of the most embarassing performances I have ever seen, it's probably because his confidence went six feet deep at that point but I wanted to skin him alive after the match
WAIT, it turns out it wasn't even Sneedcho, but Rashford
But Sancho also got rumors lmao
I want to die
>>149816217Not to make excuses, but because of the way the transfer panned out he barely had a pre-season. He was integrated into the team by Mottard without ever having a clear plan. Add all that up and it's not that surprising it turned out to be shit.
With him you just notice it more because he was a high-profile signing. Douglas Luiz was worse on every front, so much so that you didn't even get to see him being played.
>>149816308jesus fuck
i wanted to make a shitpost about that a few weeks ago but it was too grim even for a shitpost
>>149816310Yeah, if I remember well he was injured before the prior season even ended and since he didn't want to come back training with Atalanta then he just didn't trian all summer and straight up went into the Jj squad after being signed in late August, if anything he's the only player from the Luiz-Nico-Koop trio of signings that I still have a bit of hope for. I feel like he has a really good left foot, but he needs to get into better form and work a ton to at least know what to do on the pitch.
>>149816301That might be true, i will forever remember those goals from Zingarovic and Coneicao though
>>149816308Now THAT is grim. Sancho would fit in theory but Rashford is a genuine shitter who isn't even good when in form. He's also super expensive
PS Stars's final reward is up
>>149816450[F4M] Broedgeile vriendin wil dat je haar een moeder maakt [Ovulating] [Impreg] [Dutch] [Unsafe fucking] [Mating press] [Maak me zwanger] [Hormonally HORNY] talk about [Breast milk] [Fsub] [Kissing] [Impatient] [Nuzzling your balls] [Sweet] [L-bombs]
i'd rather sit in my ballsoup for the reminder of the summer and sign the drobbly scugnizz than take a mistery mutt from die blundersliga die or the eplel
>>149816460Give me a game to spend 43 eurobuxx on to claim a final free โฌ5
>>149816145liquid anon when nature calls
I'm pretty sure the first invention the prehistoric bushman came up with was some sort of garment to hold his balls and avoid ballsoup
>>149816478You're off just by 1 CharlesMichelbuxx for that Oblivion remake kek, you could go for it if you have some leftover cents on your PS Wallet
>>149816480It's pretty solid today but I already went twice and I feel like I need to have an extra session before I put myself to sleep
>>149816508I think it counts money spent only, so money that's in the wallet doesn't matter since it only converts into points the moment it is spent.
>ynr serieb uruguay
>ynr serseposter ausfra
>ynr kyrgyzbro
>ynr malawi
>ynr ukrainian chievo lifelong
Ohhhhhh MALA-WI
Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhhh
tfw Twinkazzo didn't make it to the ynr tier
>>149816686>ynr serieb uruguayi think ive seen him this season
>ynr serseposter ausfrawill return if the figc script gives bbilan another title
>ynr kyrgyzbrodid he actually ragequit over the muslim thing lole
>ynr malawigenerator died
>ynr ukrainian chievo lifelongfed to russian artillery because lol more american influence
>>149816760his glowing niggling little posts will always be deep in our trashcan
>>149816785>did he actually ragequit over the muslim thing loleNah he came back, he left not long after though due to work and health issues
>>149816760The coop impersonating posts you made are deeply tatted inside my braincells
>>149816815>work and health issuesrip kyrgizia
That was very anti-semitic Mr. Kojima
>Juventus and FC Porto spoke tonight, no deadline on Conceiรงรฃo deal as Porto conceded Juve more days to completed formal steps.
I've been speaking to FIGC about using REAL Talent In Calcio in Italy and they have agreed to do so. I'd like to thank all of those in authority at FIGC. This will be a very good move by them โ You'll see. It's just better!
My best friendโs (platonic) boyfriend's behavior around teenage girls is freaking me out lads
>>149817350Mildly freaking you out or strongly freaking you out?
>>149817350how would you rank it on a scale from 1 to Dutroux?
>>149817350we hebe een serieus probleem
>>149817420Hehehe
>>149817378Just mildly
>>1498174006, walking up to girls trying to take a selfie and asking if he can help and take a pic for them, but asking it in a creepy way with stuff that's the equivalent of "Can I help you lovely ladies".
>>149817481For now just keep an eye on him
>>149817518https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YReto53NDhs
>>149817546Watched the 2 episodes of Resurrection that came out so far earlier today and they're better than I expected, now time to hope they won't fuck up again
>>149817564That Original Sins prequel was also really fun.
>>149817573Was pretty scared about that one but it did end up being fun indeed, maybe they finally learnt from their mistakes
>>149817481how old is he?
This punk pretends to be a good little Muslim boy who surrender himself to Allah.
All fake, heโs a narcissistic fraud!
Just look at his stupid rapper chains heโs wearing while holding hands with his grandmother.
Thereโs only one true great young man in football.
KENAN YILDIZ!
>>149816308This mercato is some sort of cosmic punishment for >our hubris during the glory days, itโs the only explanation.
Thanks for picking up the trash, Juve
Mo it is warm in the shitaly during summer
Was scrolling to fast but let me ask the /seriea/ informed: defenders rumors? Midfielders rumors?
>>149821034Quentin Merlin to jJ
>Liberato Cacace's move to Wrexham is a done deal! The NZ international joins the Welsh club permanently for โฌ2.5 million plus bonuses.
Lookman for 50M? For real? MARMOTA PLZ
>Alex Schwazer is the new athletic consultant for Sudtirol
lol
Calcio /seriea/ idea for the next fantacomfy: Fussball Club Chรผdtirol
>>149821521last rummor is that tossing Asllani into the deal would mean lookman could cost about 20-25m
toss Asllani out of a plane, nigga
>>149823348make /seriea/ great again
>>149822950just because Gasperini and Sartori left doesn't mean their directors have become that much of a window licker
>>149822950>asslani(besiktas/olympiacos calibre player) for their best playerso the soviet liga ass just decided to relegate atalanta so that the legacy 4 have a guaranteed ucl spot
>>149823597atalanta will never be "relegated" as long as they bow their head and gift the yearly six points against the ndrangheta scum club seized by oaktree
>>149823659being like apudinese turino is worse than getting relegated
>>149823693except the italian members of the ownership will never risk their core business (construction) that flourished in the milan hinterland especially.
and secondly, atalanta has never had ambitions to win, the fanbase is more content with the illusion of competing for the top spots, it is a selling club according to their own owners and if this kind of business guarantees them a place in the champions league spots with no trouble they will be happy to help the crooks needing to fix their gargantuan debt out
>>149823834the Americans own them now not perkwassi
/hunch/ idea: Perkwasimodo
>>149823866they own the 51% of shares, who owns the rest of the club? who runs it effectively?
>>14982388255% iirc, so if they wanted there's not much they could do except sell or buy back the majority of shares
>>149823913who's their CEO at the moment?
Silvio Baldini (66) is the new head coach of Italy u21.
Baldini led Pescara to promotion to Serie B last season and has an impressive list of clubs associated with his name.
His staff will include, among others, former Juventus defender Andrea Barzagli.
I think you guys are reaching too much, gasp hates inter he just never figured out how to beat inzaghi (fonseca needed 2 months)
>>149824063>Silvio Baldini (66) is the new head coach of Italy u21.
>>149824149don't mock, at least he'll teach the young lads how to punt
Renault Kangoo? Staying at PSG
Netflix has greenlit the live-action Assassin's Creed series! Robert Patino and David Wiener will co-showrun. Learn more here: https://news.ubisoft.com/en-gb/article/4tiTYS8oDJ3ygEoJHIyrdQ
>>149824497They want like 40 millies, too expensive but who the hell is gonna replace him
>>149824574What does the N stand for?
>>149824417>"I was born a delinquent. I was born in a tavern with a fascist grandfather and a communist grandfather. In 1964, I saw people who, when they argued, would shoot each other. My shield is my conscience. Bodyguards can come at me, martial arts practitioners can come at me, they don't scare me."
>>149824617Not gonna lie, I'd be happy for him if he plays even a bit with the first team after spending his whole career in smaller teams
>>149824604Zingarovic (like a new signing edition)
>>149824782kostic will fix him
>Insigne is willing to wait till January to join Lazio
I'd rather keep chancellors at this stage, also desperation like that aint a good look on you scugnizz
>Tavares was loudly reprimanded for his lack of defensive intensity
>Dele-Bashiru received constant warnings about his positioning.
well I cant say I'm shocked
>>149824604>but who the hell is gonna replace himthe Rashford rumors from yesterday were about this btw
>>149824647the fact that nunziata was literally downgraded to u-20 for him is sad
>>149825108he should kill Gnontolo, robbed him of at least the final with one of the worst teams >we've ever fielded at that level.
>>149825235A slap in the head behind the scenes is enough
Echo of Lilith? completed it, mate
>>149826388>9M9T-ND7G-7H2AI redeemed saar
>>149826388what dick is (was) this?
>The Rossoneri may mean business now, as their pre-season trip approaches, and the goal may be to sign both full-backs before setting off.
>If they do not, Alexis Saelemaekers and Tommaso Pobega will be asked to cover. So, reinforcements are certainly needed.
Allegrified Pobega terzino sinistro
Man made horrors beyond comprehension
>Inter, the offer submitted to Atalanta for Lookman is 40 million euros. From Bergamo, they are standing firm, but from Milan, they expect that now the Nigerian will also do his part by leveraging the old promise received from the Percassi family, who a year ago would have assured the player that they would facilitate his departure in the face of a 40 million euro offer.
>>149826742>handed dogshit players at jewe >handed dogshit players at Bbilanmight just end up being the surprise kwaboty
>>149826754thing is knowing sfinter it's probably not 40 millions but some elaborate plan to make it look like 40 millions so they can tell him to suck it.
>Atalanta's edge, the club hopes for a potential quick deal. Atalanta hopes the Lookman issue doesn't drag on all summer like it did with Koopmeiners. If a departure must happen, let it be swift@SkySport
>>149826786hopefully
They should go direct swap lautardo conscious observer man
Mortal Kombat II trailer is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdC5mFHPldg
Tron: Ares Trailer is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YShVEXb7-ic
this nigga posting trailers
>>149826742pobega is on his way to bologna hopefully for forever, jashari is coming, fullbacks are coming.
furlani spotted on a plane to palma de mallorca but post was deleted. It's the third time furlani is spotted while traveling/on vacation. It's not a big number but it's weird it happened thrice
>>149824861His last two good seasons were in 20/21 and 22/23, less grim than Sancho but jesas
>>149826980>less grim than SanchoJust imagine the amount of beans eaten to come to this sort of conclusion
>>149826912Damm. Tom cruise looks walled as fuck
>>149826971Allegrified Pobega would make Pogba (heh) look like an amateur
The Palace is forcing milan to sell him to sabotage allegri
>>149826971Is this guy really better than Hernandez?
I wouldn't rate someone that looks like this even if you paid me to
>>149826993At least he's not in McKennie-esque shape like Sancho, dunno why Jj keeps getting linked with players that it clearly cannot pay the salary of though (except if they accept to lower it, which I doubt)
>>149827051How will this affect the Baumgartner Restoration channel?
>>149827028he's all about that zingaro aesthitique we need
>>149827051wont shill experimental jabs anymore
>Nintendo can disable your Switch 2 for piracy in the U.S., but not in Europe, as confirmed by its EULA
Wtf, Charles Michel did something good?
>>149826912how does neuhollywood do it? get an iconic asian led franchise and make it all about the white man?
fun
md5: c896fc58a24ec8ac1974b365b6274d8c
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It's actually fun, can't wait for the weekend so I can play 12 hours a day.
>>149826912>no hot women in any of the moviesgive me back the time I lost watching the trailers
Fun
md5: 4a96054c75aa98bfb1b4d53c08a92359
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>>149827179Gillian Anderson is literally in one of them doe
>>149827158(The joke being that lukaku is a monke)
>>149827012I've never heard of him but of course not
>>149827012>EstupinanWhy should he play for an inferior team?
If milan gets Pervert Estuprinan I'll tribvte Solange Fugger
just took ~2 hours to setup a new phone, I fucking despise technology
>>149827012if nuno is a 'nomeno in serie ass then PERVIS should be a giga 'nomeno
>>149827610I wish, fucking stevie wonder jobs isn't even including the usb-c plug with the phone now apparently, all thats in the box is the phone and a usb-c to usb-c cable so I cant even charge the bastard the thing till bezos hooks me up tomorrow, ยฃ4.99 next day delivery BTW !!!
I am perhaps a tad bit mad rn.
>>149827610Least female-coded Ducciopost
>Newcastle are interested in Savona.
- Sky Sborrt Albion
>>149827709Imperia is better desu
>>149827012ashley young-esque
>>149827600>>149827682I'm genuinely wracking my brain thinking about what could take 2 hours when moving phones. You don't even need a cable these days, just have them on the same wi-fi network. But I'm happy it all worked out in the end!
>>149827709These were not the defenders rumors I was talking about
>>149827852It wasn't transfering settings then after going through all the normal setup it factory reset it self after 'an unknown error occured', I'm not joking it did that like 8 times before it eventually worked. Then I spent another 30minutes trying to remember all my logins for the 4 different authenticator apps, icloud account and then duolingo.
Its safe to say I'm never buying another phone again. I wish I had just stuck with my iphone 6s but the battery was fucked and on full charge would last 6 hours if I was lucky.
>>149827709Free Lloyd Kelly included if you order in the next 10 minutes
>>149827709its ok we got kalunegru and floyd
>things are so bad that the thought of Savona leaving is a bad one rn
Grim
>ate half a watermelon
Negru moment and I feel bloated
>london city lionesses
wew
You just know we won't get Rashford, Kolo won't be redeemed so we'll end up with Zirkzegru instead
>wishing for Rashford
banter era status?
>>149828468This could have been a Belgio #3 post
Lookman to inter here we sneed
He refused atletico madrid insane offer for inter
>>149828505Who else do you want lmfao, all the "big" strikers are far from available for Jj
>>149828187benched my chav wife Chloe Kelly, deserved battering
>>149828505Would genuinely become a Como lifelong if he signed
>Leandro Castan claims Roma kept his brain tumour diagnosis from him, so he learned it from social media, then Luciano Spalletti humiliated him on his return to football.
>โAt the start, Roma chose to hide everything from me. I decided to isolate myself and remove social media, but one day I looked at my phone. An article on Twitter said: โLeandro Castan has a brain tumour, he could die.โ
>"The fear just washed over me. I still didnโt know what was wrong with me. Nobody had told me anything, not the club, nor the doctors. Nobody. โStay calmโ was all theyโd say.
>Rudi Garcia protected me, he was like a second father, but it was tougher with Spalletti. Before the Hellas Verona game, he called me and said he wanted to see the old Castan. So I was in the starting XI, playing one of my worst games. โA few days later, he called me into his office and showed me a photograph of Frosinone. โThis is your level now, you cannot play here. You will not play with me again.โ The whole world crumbled on top of me.โ
>>149828580>youngest of sevenwew
>>149828539ndrangheta knows how to convince their targets :^)
>>149828540to be fair the striker market nowadays is really dire, especially with the inflated prices floating around. A nigga could score 12-15 league goals in a season and the club would start asking +40M.
To put in perspective:
Luca Toni scored 31 goals with Fiorentina in the 2005-06 and 16 goals in the following year. Bayern then went on and bought him in 2007 for 11M.
>>149828614can a doctor even do that? Just refuse to inform a legal and regulated patient of their conditions?
>>149828733Hmmm, I think another Calciopoli is in order.
This will certainly fix the attractiveness and buying power of Serie A clubs all around and bring them back to normal levels
>>149828733Cheap deals do exist (Dirtmound bought Guirassy for less than 20 millies and he scored 38 goles this season), but the market is overall broken. Serie A being broke as fuck is a problem though, and even the main problem here, there's a reason why the clubs in the league only sign finished players from the EPLel, how do you even want to rivalize with Liverpool or Chelsea on the market?
>>149828836Lower league already have their yearly problems, another calciopoli-tier controversy would be the final dagger. Would be even worse if the opposite of 2006 happens, with Italy failing to qualify for te WC for the thrid time in a row
>It is reported that the Stadio Giuseppe Meazza at San Siro failed the UEFA tests to be a host venue for the upcoming EURO 2032 tournament.>>149828818In Italy apparently yeah
>>149828922This argument would only work if 13 of those goles weren't in the CL
>>149828960Check what teams he scored against thoughever
>>149828955lmao we don't have 5 stadiums for it, Turkey will have to find another federation to co host.
>>149829030Turkey-Northern Cyprus Euro 2032, here we go
if Italy wasn't in the European Union it would be Albania tier which makes sense since Albanians aren't European either
>>149829021Scored when the team needed it and even bagged a hattie against Farcelona, for a guy who cost 18 millies that's pretty good if >we are being honest
>Jj's
>Riomma's
>Viola's
seriously where do they find two 30k seats stadiums that don't need heavy work before October 2026? Genova, Napoli, Bari, Palermo, Verona, Torino they're all 90s or older stadiums falling apart.
>>149829101He was only 18m because of the state his contract at Stuttshart.
>>149829126I know that, doesn't change the fact that it was a pretty good deal (nowadays good deals are generally almost impossible if the guy doesn't run down his contract or has clauses like that in it)
>>149829113>30k for jewve only for it to have 20k max attendance
>>149829160โฌ9,5m a year for an above average 29yo negru striker (so you know he won't be good for a long time)
>>149829113doesn't Atalanta's meet the requirements to host that kind of games?
>>149829181Zingaro's on 12mil a year and he's already a below average striker who hasn't been that good for years, can't shit on strikers who do their job and score goles when you have Zirkzee's and Hojlund's being valued at insane prices just because they can do meme passes, are young and scored 10 goals in a season at some point
>>149828505>>149828534Nah I wasn't wishing lmao, just talking shit of a Di Marcio rumor
>>149829274Just because a worse mistake was made before doesn't mean it's suddenly a good idea to make a slightly less worse mistake again.
>Silvio Baldini
>not bald
??????????????
>>1498292645k seats short, Bologna's has more than 30k but doesn't even have proper cover.
>Nicky Bandini
>not in a band
??????????????
>>149829313I still don't get where the mistake is in buying a striker who actually scores goals
>>149829332Well in Jj's case it's plain stupid to spend so much on wages for a position that isn't getting any service because of the players around him. And considering his physiology and age you're not going to build a long-term """project""" around him.
Doubly so because he's not the type of striker to create something from nothing.
>>149829410I mean, when talking about Guirassy I meant more generally that cheap deals do exist, wouldn't really want him at Jj. I doubt that the club needs a pure 9 in the first place, David's a pretty nice deal but all the dribbly drobbly guys always have like 10 clubs following them in the summer, to find one of those it's hard for less than 40-50 millies.
>>149829086Ummm akthually italy is a EU contributor
>>149827709Is this good or bad
Gimme
Gimme
Gimme
A Duccio after midnight
Won't somebody help me
Find the names of these thots
The Tar Therapist but he's Folletti
If you want to laugh, watch these benuldies. One is even more terribly taken than the one before.
Make penalty shootouts mandatory after each half in women's football and I might start watching it, shit's hilarious.
Isaksen - Kelly swap deal pls
https://x.com/DiMarzio/status/1945958650708697237
Sam Neukema has arrived for his Nabule medicals
>Russo
>not Italian
>not Russian
Grimolli when are >we signing Hjulmand, there's like a week left before the pre-season starts
Just read somebody wish for a Kelly swap
>>149831443Do you think he knows that Sporting doesn't have to sell
>>149831475have you gone suddenly blind?
that penalty shootout felt like some midget circus act, these women arent professional athletes they are leeches mooching off mens football at the expense of actual women athletes in team sports like volleyball or water polo
>>149831514Surely you think better of me than to believe that's an unironic "cute"
there's this tourist chick I've seen walk down the street two times now, 5 or 6 face but 8 kgs too many all in the right places. Like a southern Sensual Jane, very hot.
>>149831472He's like the captain there too, dunno if the rumors that he seriously wants to leave are true but I do hope that some dark magic allows a move
>wanting the Danish Joao Mario
>free agent
juve or milan should sign him asap imagine him under allegri..
Juve has stopped negotiations with hรธjlund
Keep yourself safe, Grimtoli
sarri
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Sarri fucks
Sarri fucks
Sarri fucks
Sarri fucking Judetina
Sarri fucking Riomana
Sarri fucking Napoolitana
Sarri fucking Interista
Sarri fucking Milanesa
Who or what is the underage macaco trying to ragebait
>>149832197I think it's just lashing out about sex because he isn't getting any of it
>>149832237>brazilian not getting any sexdoesnโt happen doesnโt exist
We have certain things in common grimolli
>>149832819This image always puzzles me. Wen *not* looking at the top of his head it looks like he's wearing a kippah out of the corner of your eye. But then when you look at where it would be, it's just hair...
One more weekend without calcioโฆ..
Mustโฆbeโฆstrongโฆ
Good morning sirs Tudor chooses Jonathan Clauss as a replacement for costa at right back negotiations will start soon
Gm to all sirs. Post transfer rumours here NOW
>>149834631Asslani comotto swap
>>149834631>Roma upset Palmeiras dared to keep asking 30m for Rios>El Aynaoui closer now>25m for Wesley >outbidding Betis on GhilardiAlso new Zachtronics game is up if you didn't notice since they closed the company to make different games (it's pretty much the same)
>>149834631>Torino pensa al dopo Milinkovic-Savic: interesse per Falcone del Lecce e Israel dello Sporting Lisbona>Il Napoli e il Torino continuano a trattare per Cyril Ngonge. Gli azzurri vorrebbero inserire lโobbligo di riscatto e non il diritto, come invece vorrebbe il club granata. >Napoli continua a insistere per Ndoye del #Bologna. La volontร degli azzurri รจ inserire nell'operazione il cartellino di Zanoli.>Si avvicinano al Pisa sia Alessio Zerbin che Giovanni Simeone, il quale sta ancora decidendo.Intanto il club toscano รจ in chiusura per Akinsanmiro, in prestito con diritto di riscatto e controriscatto>Lโultima idea per la difesa del Lecce รจ Josรฉ Copete, centrale spagnolo classe 1999 del Maiorca.>Mattia Bani resta la prioritร per la difesa del Palermo. Il giocatore del Genoa vuole il trasferimento in rosanero.>Il Genoa ha fatto una prima telefonata per chiedere le condizioni di un eventuale trasferimento di Colombo del Milan>ร fatta per lโarrivo di Gollini alla Cremonese: il portiere si trasferisce in prestito secco dalla Roma. La squadra ha interesse anche per on solo Grassi, Maleh, Pezzella, Tameze e Walukewicz, Erlic e Roberto Gagliardini.>Il Parma รจ su Giovanni Reyna del Dortmund: l'offerta รจ di 6 milioni piรน bonus. Accordo vicino tra i due club e anche con il calciatore per un contratto di 3 anni piรน opzione. Intanto in uscita, รจ fatta per la cessione di Mihaila in Turchia al Crizesporas.>Sorpresa Roma: offerta per Daniele Ghilardi dellโHellas Verona. La proposta dei giallorossi รจ piรน alta di quella del Betis (9M).>Primo obiettivo della Fiorentina a centrocampo รจ Franck Kessiรฉ. I viola stanno cercando di capire la fattibilitร dell'operazione anche perchรจ il club arabo che il giocatore avevano pianificato che lui rimanesse lรฌ un altro anno. Intanto nei prossimi giorni sarร in Italia per delle amichevoli. Un'altra soluzione รจ quella che porta a Sohm, ma il giocatore del Parma ha una valutazione alta
>>149835293>Lโultima idea per la difesa del Lecce รจ Josรฉ CopeteCope
>Official: Maximo Perrone returns to Como on a permanent deal. Manchester City receives over โฌ13 million.
Big perro is back
enough about Como
don't wanna hear about these niggas no more
SAN SIRO STADIUM DEEMED NOT COMPLIANT FOR EURO ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฎ!
During a meeting in Milan, UEFA determined that San Siro does not meet the required standards to host matches for Euro 2032, which will take place in Italy and Turkey .
Deemed too outdated, it fails to meet the standards despite ongoing renovation projects.
To date, only the Juventus Stadium complies with UEFA standards.
>>149835678To solve the issue, the wiretapping will begin as soon as possible
>>149835671if they keep spending like this.. SOON
>Lazio Regional Administrative Court (TAR) has rejected the appeal which requested the suspension of the authorization for the felling of 26 trees in the area designated for the new Giallorossi stadium
birdbros... batbros...
>Agreement reached for Laurientรฉ to Sunderland. Sassuolo will receive 20M (Fabrizio Romano)
>>149835678I wonder what happens to that stadium with the current shitshow and arrests.
>they mispelled authentic on the actual shirts
LMFAOOO
>David Hancko to Al Nassr, herr we go! Deal in place for defender to join Saudi Pro League side.
It's ogre
Hjulmand CB (reference to the lesser-known โKoopmeiners CBโ cope of early 2025)
>>149836195>Sassuolo will receive 20M
Why does he look so inbred?
Brescia was relegated from Serie B and was not admitted to Serie C due to financial problems.
The club is therefore now merging with Serie C club FeralpiSalรฒ and will continue with a new logo and under a new name: Union Brescia.
>>149836807>Al-Nassr is willing to pay around 40 million euros, which would break Santiago Gimรฉnez's previous record (35 million to AC Bbilan).Never said a bad word about these respectable fella's from the east me!
>Newcastle are selling Livramento to Shitty for 80mil and that's why they want Savona
That league is literally a meme, what are even these market values
Prime De Sciglio would go for 50mil these days
>>149837074>no more jokes about Salรฒ players disqualified 120 days for fouls from behind
>>149837062what happened to his knee?
>Juventus carefully monitoring โฌ25n values striker Ante Paveliฤ of Dinamo Zagreb, Tudor really likes the player
just listened to The Ketchup Song in reverse...
>>149837501Only 25 euros for a striker? That's pretty cheap
Why does the existence of picrel upset bbilanisti and sfinteristi so much?
@grok how many seats are there at the so-called Alliance Stadium
are Scandinavian leagues and the most unknown south American leagues the only place where you can still buy a promising striker for cheap nowadays?
>>149837518Yeah heโs been absolutely killing it over there
>>149837619his numbers are largely falsified
>>149837586Because you need to combine their clubs to get those 3 stars (cardboard scudetti included)
>>149837586it's incredibly ugly if we're being honest about it, makes Feyenoord's toilet bowl look like Monnalisa in comparison
>>149837586it reminds them of their unfortunate origins as failed nabuletans mixed with apulia genes with less trisomy
>>149837646Could be a bit bigger for me, but apart from that I like it desu
>we live in a timeline where Frosinone own their stadium but Milan and Inter don't
>>149837666>Could be a bit bigger for me, but apart from that I like it desuBut enough about what women say to Croatians
Dalmatians are literally the tallest men on the planet so not even a good joke
t. not even Dalmatian
>Neil El Aynaoui to AS Roma, here we go! Deal in place for Moroccan midfielder to join on โฌ23m plus โฌ2m add-ons.
>El Aynaoui will travel to Roma tomorrow with medical to follow:
>Five year contract for El Aynaoui with documents being signed right now
Retards decided he's shit so he's going to be the best player in the squad.
>polish ekstraklasa starts today
time for kino
>>149838069Genuinely thought this was a new videoclip from some Duccio band at first
>>149838069It's a twink world
>>149838069society owes me an emozioni neroverdi redhead gf
>>149838245Kek, I was sort of on the same wavelentgh. I sent the tweet with the video to a friend asking him when he'd appear in it.
>>149838311>one of my fanta 1 credit shitters linked to jjusti will rate him
Calcio /a/ idea: Mermaid Mehlody Taremi
/tv/ idea: The Bear, but it's about Orsolini
Bearsolini in the big blue house โ The Scudetto farewell song
@grok how many seats are owned by the clubs at San Siro and Olimpico
>Fenerbahรงe executives are currently in Bodrum for a meeting with Duลกan Vlahoviฤ.
- My local kebab man
Do look up what's going on in Bodrum
Juventus no longe accepts applications via LinkedIn for the role of "first team physiotherapist".
>>149838069I can understand the chestlet, I might even understand the metrosexual thinks, but why the wannabe pub atmosphere of a modern day movie set in the 60-70s?
R6 pro Sho "BlackRay" Hasewaga did WHAT
If two interfags were thinking the same thing to then write it at the same time, we would be talking about a fivemind
>Pedro's son birthday pics
oof
this is the last time I try non-white cuisine
these people are animals, man
>>149839163What brought you to finally making a Croatian dish?
>>149839163I find it hard to believe you never had Croatian food before today
>>149839163Did you try five Qatari pears?
>resorted to making these sorts of jabs like a Hail, Mary attempt to own me
not even going to provide your desperation (You)s
Amir Baba Hay will join Juventus and play for the Juventus Under17s. The Moroccan talent represents a new opportunity for growth for a boy who has already shown great qualities. Juve has always focussed on young talents, and with Baba Hay, it aims to consolidate their status of excellence in the youth sector.
>>149839255The long lost Donnarumma brother
The Adventures of Amir Baba Hay (1954)
>>149839138KWAN Kek what a nonce
#00 Donte DiVincenzo 1997 193 Guardia Minnesota TโWolves (NBA) โ dal 30 luglio
#0 Marco Spissu 1995 185 Playmaker Casademont Saragozza (Spagna)
#2 Dame Sarr 2006 196 Guardia Duke University (Ncaa, Usa)
#7 Stefano Tonut 1993 194 Guardia EA7 Emporio Armani Milano
#8 Danilo Gallinari 1988 208 Ala Vaqueros de Bayamon (Portorico)
#9 Nicolรฒ Melli 1991 206 Ala/Centro Fenerbahce Istanbul (Turchia)
#13 Simone Fontecchio 1995 203 Ala Miami Heat (NBA) โ dal 30 luglio
#17 Giampaolo Ricci 1991 202 Ala EA7 Emporio Armani Milano
#18 Matteo Spagnolo 2003 193 Playmaker/Guardia Alba Berlino (Germania)
#19 Gabriele Procida 2002 198 Guardia/Ala Free Agent
#20 Saliou Niang 2004 199 Ala Virtus Segafredo Bologna
#22 Giordano Bortolani 2000 193 Guardia Acqua San Bernardo Cantรน
#30 Guglielmo Caruso 1999 208 Ala/Centro Napoli Basket
#35 Momo Diouf 2001 206 Ala/Centro Segafredo Virtus Bologna
#38 Riccardo Rossato 1996 189 Guardia Trapani Shark
#40 Luca Severini 1996 204 Ala Unahotels Reggio Emilia
#45 Nikola Akele 1995 203 Ala Segafredo Virtus Bologna
#54 Alessandro Pajola 1999 194 Playmaker Segafredo Virtus Bologna
These are the 18 preconvocati for the European Championships, /SerieBasket/
nobody and I repeat nobody actually gives a fuck about apehoop in Italy outside maybe some disagiati living in MilANO and Bofogna
Who is in charge of PsyOps in Italy? Italian grills need to discover the thrills of field hockey.
>>14983976627 Augustโ14 September
>>149839732I'm from Rome and I care.
We WILL be back.
>>149839923What have you done today to save Rome's riccio's from the ambitions of football bureaucrats?
>>149839944Sadly my efforts were wasted on trying to save those 26 trees in which 48 different species of birds and bats nest.
>>149839800it used to be us in the latter half of the 20th century, I'm not sure who it is now
Hideo where are the signings
รngel El Hideo Kojimarรญa
>R*ddit Implements Age Verification for UK Users
You just know Mr. Starmer is going to implement this much broader in time, remember that every post made by Scotterrone or Yorkshireanon could be their last here...
>>149840421If Scotterrone can't fabricate a fake loicence then he's merely a Scott, his terrone part has ceased to be.
>>149840421>Scotterrone or YorkshireanonWhat do you mean "or"?
>the local nigger pack is practicing for the summer carnival
My baby is dancing to it.
Sana spotted on casa dolce casa
>>149839697>#00 Donte DiVincenzo 1997 193 Guardia Minnesota TโWolves (NBA) โ dal 30 lugliowait what
>>149841114me with the blue shorts
>>149841114Me with the red hair in the blue shirt on the left
>>149841129the pallacanestro's own retegui
>>149841151who's the italbasket fennel
>>149841129>he doesn't know about DONTEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149841160the CT Pozzecco is more like a Carletto Mazzone kek
romag is gonna be replaced by provstgaard at this rate, he's looked so much better
Ngl, this kit goes kind of hard
>>149841114me on the left holding the rope that eventually gets the riffraff into the giant sack
>>149841297Why would they want the gaelic audience?
>>149841297looks like a night gown
Fuck's sake I just remembered we'll have to suffer both Como and Sassuolo now
>PSG signed a primavera gk from Pietralata FC
>>149840421Iโm staying here. Thereโs a Spagnola female assigned at birth with the most ridiculous hipโs. Her bf is a porker as well I could take him in a fight.
Leoni to inter here we seethe
got excited for Lost Soul Aside once more, but that shit's getting delayed again, son
>Parma should give up Lions for the shitty Esposito plus pennies
>Atalanta should give up Watchdude for Asslani plus pennies
are journalists insane or do they know something?
>>149842000>are journalists insaneYes
>do they know something?No
>>149842000ndrangheta srl has its ways with the wheeling'n'dealing y'know
>>149842790Give each of them the Heihachi 'cut
Juventus goalkeeper Giovanni Garofani, who was part of the Club World Cup squad this summer, released his first single as a singer-songwriter the other day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKb2R7V1KEw
>>149842790Chivu with a broken glass bottle > Negru > Chivu > Juric
>>149842790>DiFra without glasseswait a minute, maybe if he stays like this his team will escape relegation
Speaking of which, what could be the evolutionary benefit of finding girl's with glasse's attractive?
>>149842790>Deer In HeadlightsChivu, Gilardino
>Aloof, Low EnergyFabregas, Juric, Di Fra, Zanetti
>UninspiringPioli, Pisacane, Tudor, Baroni, Runjaic, Sarri
>ConfidentItaliano, Vieira, Nicola, Conte, Cuesta, Grosso
>TIM-Certified Smug BastardsAllegro, Gasp
I'm smelling the approaching gayfaggotry of a gayfaggot twitteroid
>it's nearly august and como keep buying players by the bucketful
who can stop them?
>>149842790Fabregas will be the first one fired.
-35 days, 20 hour, and 21 minutes
One needs a beastly physique, you know, a special physique. Even to drink or to smoke you know
Osimhen jumped
Sancho might jump
Just need somebody to claim Trashford before Grimolli does the David Cage move
>>149843599Indonesian al qaeda
>>149844497those are more or less about the size of the southern Sensual Jane I told you about
I can't remember the last time a new name got accoasted to Jj
Conceicao's contract ended on the Beach and central defenders are something less known than what's beyond a black hole
>>149844587Congo, Kang-In Lee and Mayulu for โฌ60m+50% of Marc Pubillโs rights
Public service announcement.
Most journalists that some of you people look up to are just homosexual dorks that are hand picked by people with power because they know these homosexuals love attention and will spread their propaganda.
Thank you for your attention on this matter!
5 years of Adamo Luciano in the Juventus community, maybe I got another 5 in me and then Iโll let the admins take over the show.
Only here so the evil fake forces donโt take over..
I may be the bad guy to some but you need people like me!
FINO ALLA FINE FORZA JUVENTUS!
/seriea/ hypothesis: the poorfagposter is Adamo
I love Adamo so much it's unreal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WN0T-Ee3q4
The way things are going Napoli will have won the league by december. Inter and Juve in shambles.
I think Roma and Atalanta will be in top 4. At least we get to see Italy's cowardly Immobile do tap-ins and dive for penalties on a weekly basis again.
SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS
I BELIEVE IN MALAWI
*clap clap*
I BELIEVE IN MALAWI
>>149846474him and sborsolini are must haves in the next round of fanta
>woke up from my Olivia Rodrigo dream because of having to take a piss
And just when it was getting good as well, FML
>>149846598Your pisspoor bladder spared you an embarrassing episode, which this time wasn't the changing of the sheets
>finally moving past Rios
>spending 25-30m for a Brazilian right back who can't defend nor can't cross
>>149850870Wesley can do something that not many players in the serie ass can do: DRIBBLE
to that one italoanon who likes Fear Factory, gonna see them live next week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvCL3UnN5vQ
A little bit of Kvara in the sun
A little bit of Douรฉ all night long
A little bit of Hakimi, here I am
A little bit of Mayulu and it's five nil
AH!
Mambo Number Five!
Lookman is a sergej milinkovic savic type player where he's only considered a fenomenissimissimissimissimissimissimo in serie ass and nobody has even heard of him outside of shitaly
>Vlaลกiฤ to be the captain of Torino
what
>he's only considered a fenomenissimissimissimissimissimissimo in serie ass
What, even in italy he is considered mid as fuck
>Haaland dal paninaro a Roma
the absolute state
>>149853096And not even a good paninaro. Dumb tourist
Morata for vlahovic? maybe maybe maybe
>>149853371jjbros.. not like this..
>found a beinsports stream for polish ekstraklasa
>laugh as the commentator tries to properly read the clubs' and players' names
Pulisic refuses al nassr offer and wants to continue with milan and believes in milanโs project
By her smile, you just know there was tomfoolery in the back of that cruiser
How many policewomen does it take to screw in a Kalulu?
>Merdewinter refused Saudi Arabia giga money according to his agent
please Lord take him and make him suffer
>>149853816this is because I personally sent him a collage of your comments about him in relation to the 2024/25 season
he said he wants to prove you wrong and is ready to sign a five-year contract
Do you get a set-bonus if you sign more of the Kalulu brothers?
>>149853749put your knee on his neck please
>>149853955yes if the bonus is gettin relegated
imagine believing in the Milan project
>>149854243>never expect to win anything>coddled by the mediai understand why weakmind pulinegru believes in that project
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