Thread 149820512

THURSDAY 17 JULY

Women’s Six Nations Summer Series

All games in Ystrad Mynach, Caerphilly
Scotland v Ireland (1pm)
Wales v Italy (3.30pm)
France v England (6pm)
FRIDAY 18 JULY

Men’s Internationals

Samoa v Scotland (9.05am, Auckland) Live on Premier Sports 2
Canada v Spain (Edmonton)
Argentina XV v Romania (San Isidro)
FRI 18-SAT 19 JULY

Sevens Tournament

Cheltenham Sevens Festival
FRI 18-SUN 20 JULY

Rugby Europe U18 Sevens Trophy

Budapest, Hungary
Sevens Tournament

Fat Blokes 7s (Abbey RFC)
SATURDAY 19 JULY

British & Irish Lions First Test

Australia v Lions (11am, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane) Live on Sky Sports

>first test not until Saturday
>early thread for the wahmens whatever

I wouldn’t bother with the ladies stuff but I have a feeling that our Scotties are about to get SLUMPED by Samoa

RUGBY LEAGUE

What an embarrassment

>>149820512 (OP)
>France v England (6pm)

Get to imagine a French girl tackling me
Corrr

Tiff Salmond

For me, it's Brazil x Chile (1st leg) for WCQ saturday

Did you see the teams then lads

British and Irish Lions: 15 Hugo Keenan, 14 Tommy Freeman, 13 Huw Jones, 12 Sione Tuipulotu, 11 James Lowe, 10 Finn Russell, 9 Jamison Gibson-Park; 1 Ellis Genge, 2 Dan Sheehan, 3 Tadhg Furlong, 4 Maro Itoje (c), 5 Joe McCarthy, 6 Tadhg Beirne, 7 Tom Curry, 8 Jack Conan.

Replacements: 16 Ronan Kelleher, 17 Andrew Porter, 18 Will Stuart, 19 Ollie Chessum, 20 Ben Earl, 21 Alex Mitchell, 22 Marcus Smith, 23 Bundee Aki.

Australia: 15 Tom Wright, 14 Max Jorgensen, 13 Joseph Suaalii, 12 Len Ikitau, 11 Harry Potter, 10 Tom Lynagh, 9 Jake Gordon; 1 James Slipper, 2 Matt Faessler, 3 Allan Alaalatoa, 4 Nick Frost, 5 Jeremy Williams, 6 Nick Champion de Crespigny, 7 Fraser McReight, 8 Harry Wilson (c).

Replacements: 16 Billy Pollard, 17 Angus Bell, 18 Tom Robertson, 19 Tom Hooper 20 Carlo Tizzano, 21 Tate McDermott, 22 Ben Donaldson, 23 Andrew Kellaway.

>>149822967
>no skelton
>no valetini
it’s over

>>149823538
They’ve got a fictional wizard on the wing.

Just took a mighty fine Wales, lads. Took a few flushes, but we got there in the end

>>149823538
Two fat useless coconuts. More worried it actually looks like an Aussie side. Though instead of a Campess, Izzy threat they’re obsessed with yet another good in SR who fucking knows Test level in this Suaalii.

>>149822967
>Harry potter
Lmao

>poosperg posts in /rug/
games gone

>>149821988
The Chilean rugby team's emblem is the Condor, but what's the Brazilian symbolism in this image?

a tranny

>>149837202
Tupis. Reference to tupi people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupi_people

>10 Tom Lynagh

Any excuse to drop Noah, ban average player given too many minutes.

>>149833377
You alright m8

>>149821988
Is that a brasilian shemale

>>149822967
I want to be optimistic but i can see the Wallabies being bullied in the scrums all night

France will win

morning /rug/bros
up early for kiwis france then a fry up on the cards before the lions
feeling quite comfyy

based Maori welcome. Love it.

for me it's the all blacks (but when rugby was good (at least 10 years ago))

GOD DEFEND NEW ZEALLLLLLLLAND

if our anthem is a fucking shitshow of a joke again I'm not watching the test

>>149849904
Love a day of rug

so much better than last week's. i will watch the test :)

France about to get allBLACKED

>>149850081
Kek the decision to do a slow jazz-pop was too comical. The only other time a national anthem was this funny was the reggae version of the SA anthem

If Reiko was still on the wing it would have been the most handsome outside back line-up of all time

when Jordan?

will Jordan?

>>149850171
He will

>>149850171
always does
>>149850148
26th minute

FRANCE TRY

FROG ALERT

seemed like a very slow reaction on defence

>started browsing /rug/ during the 2013 tour
>still here during the 2025 tour
where will I be in 2037 I wonder

Based QB sneak

daily reminder that this all blacks team would lose by 20+ to a full strength france/ireland/south africa/argentina

>>149849643
brumbies ans waratahs had success at quick breakdown pilfering which it looks like schmidt is going for tonight
makes picking curry over jac morgan even more baffling

frog defence been pretty solid so far

>>149850202
Farrell’s just gone full bore, all power. I reckon we’ll see a lot of scrums and mauls and a lot of kicking for 3 points

There should be several rugby

This is chaos

I think the problem is McKenzie.

what the fuck was that kick

we suck lol

yea I love Ardie but that kick was not on
dumb decision making

>>149850196
amendment to this: they'd also lose by 20 to a full strength aus/england/scotland/fiji/japan

WILL JORDAN

DID JORDAN??

>>149850177
was only off by 4 minutes, not bad

WILL?

>>149850171
he WILL

cat = france
duck = will jordan

Will "handsome and muscular" Jordan

THE CHEEKY DROPPY

CHEEKY

kek cheeky cunts I like that they did that

big fan of the good old fashioned dropped goal

Dropgoal alert

shades of Jonny Wilkinson

Ardie Savea is a shitter. Drop this clown

Dr*p '''''''goal''''''

how good was that defence

More like Won't Jordan heh

>>149850303
solid again, ami that hold up over the line was huge

>kick off
>Get the ball
The game

Where was this French defence during WW2

>>149850372
Bir Hakeim

is this just will jordan vs france?

This Frogney Solialo is quite good.

should've taken the 3

>>149850408
That’s one thing I miss from not having a guy like John Smith as captain he knew his three times tables and it worked.

>19-10
>if it wasn't for a mid week injury jordan wouldn't be playing and the score would be more like 25-3
incredibly grim state of nz rugby

Nice forward pass there ref, very cool

>>149850427
ironically that try was scored because of a missed forward pass form jordan

is 9am too soon for a beer

>>149850462
no

do YOU believe in life after love?

>>149850498
That weird lady raped Anthony Kiedis when he was a child

Streams very choppy and laggy tonight

What are you using?

>>149850573
yea mines been the same
im just using vipbox

>>149850573
youtube ):
Fuck paying Canal + greedy pieces of shit.

cricstreams is smooth

*dropgoaling intensifiés*

too cheeky there

Leo Barré is choking badly

>mash players into the line until they make a mistake
complete shit strategy

day boo

pinekino approaching

>>149850730
Shitekenzie

Get this Parisian shitter outta here

Leo Barré is a fucking liability

based

Kirifi deserves that he's been good

BIRD

le chicken

fuck nice try saver from Jordie

nice throw lol

The chook of doom.

Spiritually, it's not looking good.

ARNIE !

POO

i am very much enjjoying this

ABs were going to SMASH these boiled frogs… what happened?

>>149850858
me oh my

just tuned in, why is the score so close? I thought this was meant to be the mighty all blacks against the French Z team

>>149850874
chiefs players

>>149850926
it is (other than the mighty part)

spewing at how dogshit my stream is can't be fucked anymore
gg France good series

dadza has travelled over and is sending videos
reckons the pubs are full of red shirts

>have will jordan out wide
>don't give the ball to him
i hate the all blacks

ITS OVAH

>>149850926
I am trying to count the French A list players resting from their top-14 season, and it's half the team and more.
But again, this team playing today is a "development" team.
New Zealand are playing a mix of top-14 and Pro-d2 (second division) players, literally. Player like Villiere are no longer used in the French team for major matches.

DONE HIM

how long into the lions game will they play sweet caroline and jizz over the crowd

No Welsh players?
No support from me
Lets go Aussies

>>149850999
Bitter and sad!

gg
enjoyed that

Good game well done ABs

what a nice fella
pleased for him

cracking out this beauty for the pub today

right cooking up a full english if anyones peckish

how old's laura now? she still looks great

This poetry hype-up shit needs to end. Every sport.

>the ABs first half try from a missed forward pass
how important in the end?

>>149851076
kek i blame eddie butler god rest his soul

>>149851093
shouldnt be allowed to claim youre properly welsh unless you sound like jiffy/nigel owens

I felt as if I just watched All Blacks vs England. The French defended superbly by the way, but looks like they decided not to play as France today.
Anybody else feel that way?

>>149851160
shaun edwards got his grubby little Wigan fingers into them and killed the french je ne sais quoi

never ceases to amaze me how retarded razor sounds in every interview

>>149851190
>je ne sais quoi
>a quality that can not be easily described
Huh, well put anon, I did not expect to learn a new useful phrase today

huff less petrol if you've never heard that before

kek sunni bill hates being reminded he got sent off that game

Biggar spotted!

>>149851282
Don't knock petrol huffing until you've tried it. It has that je ne sais quoi

Id kill myself if I had Lynagh jrs hairline

Hold still pozzies this might hurt a little bit

How fucked are we ausbros

>>149851429
You're going to kick and compete with every single possession and win as a result

>>149851429
lightly, but still fucked

the sualii meme ends tonight

crowd sounds pumped

golf is so bent

Can you hear, can you hear that thunder?

state of this
please stop doing it

Cam on you Bri'ish Oirish & Souvern Hemisphere Loins!

Australia will win
Never underestimate our ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

>>149851540
It's the British Isles Lions
it's also Londonderry

without stating the obvious answer are there any other reasons why Itoje is captain when he's never been anything more than a mediocre player

GONE GOTTEM

>>149851568
doris was first choice and he got injured before the tour

7 Lions starts in a row is an impressive stat

>>149851568
Captain of Ireland injured
Captain of Wales and Scotland shit/not on tour
kinda by default as one of few with actual captainship experience

>another fresh meat Aussie 10 thrown to the wolves (lions)

idk why you keep killing their careers like this but fair enough

>>149851429
I don't see them lose as bad as the AUNZ team, but they're really the underdogs in this match.
In my dreaded scenario, I can envision the Lions patiently build phases in Wallabies territory to draw penalties or a yellow card before they chance their hand at attack. I can't see this forward pack getting the crucial turnover to defuse this.

THE POWER OF FOUR

feel like eating some Cadburys for some reason

SING IT IN SYNC GOD DAMNIT

want Australia to win

>>149851616
Galaxy for me la

Cam on Straya!

CAM ON AUSSIES

im a Terry's chocolate orange man myself

>>149851626
>>149851630
Norvun hemisphere privileges revoked.

Why don't they play god save the king? It's the national anthem of the British Isles, plus Australia is basically still part of the empire?

>SH ref
absolute bullshit, should be a ref from the equator to avoid bias

i'm gonna lower my expectations

>>Can O' Beef is the ref
>>Nika's one of the assistant ref
Of for fuck's sake, match already ruined for me

EVERY time I actually want France to win, they fucking blow it.

o queef

GONE GOTTEM

SCARED POTTER?

POTTAH!

lads snape kills dumbledore :o

what was that lol

Why is otoje playing? You guys have quotas too?

Something vampiric about Schmidt

GONE GOTTEM ITS A TRY

ez

GOTTEM
if the lions click in attack this will be a bloodbath

>Australia actually have adverts mid-March

Grim tbqhwy

anyone got a working stream?

Looks like Lions v some U15 team from an Australian school

the club teams put up a better fight than this

>>149851725
no there's something wrong with my willy

>>149851725
yeah

turns out when you combine 4 teams, 3 of which are individually better than australia, they are better than australia

God damn it Wallabies

>>149851725
VPN to aus then channel 9. You get ads when they break for scrums and stuff, which is grim, but it'll do

Scotland running this team so far

>>149851725
Here's a stream
>>pisses on you

>>149851725
this is working for me
https://streamed.su/watch/australia-rugby-vs-british-and-irish-lions-2229576/alpha/1
I did aussie vpn and 9now player but thats about 20 seconds behind the pirated one lol

>>149851735
I have a pill for that.
>>149851745
Never mind mate. Remember, you're playing the combined might of four nations and that you'll always be convict scum in our eyes.
>>149851750
Fuck me, that is grim!

>>149851776
Apart from the Welsh!

business idea: rugby union but each team is only allowed 20 kicks per half, excluding pens and conversions

LOINS
LOINS
LOINS

GONE GOTTEM TRY

I'm sure the irish players will find a way to bottle this for the lions

crowd is 90% lions

It's Finn Russell the luckiest player ever? Plays for scotlel so wherever he plays badly it just gets blamed on the rest of the team. Becomes the lions starting 10 basically by default because Andy Farrell hates George Ford and all the other starting 10s are either inexperienced or whatever bloke Wales found in the car park of the principality. Then that lions tour is against the weakest of the teams that the lions play against, so it's easy for him to look good.

>>149851808
Accidentally on purpose

>>149851808
Leinster finally won the URC final. They're rugby royalty now.

>>149851808
only winning coz of leinster carrying the shitter neighbouring island

ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez

not sure why im watching this

not being funny but I can see Aus being nilled lol

they've just done 15 phases of boring close rugby for zero gain and then been cut open with ease

>>149851820
I can tell you're black because most people agree Itoje is all of those things and more

coming home status: it's

kekstralia

WALES' BRAVE HUW JONES!

No try

refballerino

ehh i'd give it to em

no no its not a try because it was tackled its a no try those are the rules you cannot play if you get tackled

lucky boy

Who's the 15 with the zoomer haircut?

Id kill myself if my parents called my Hugo

Grim game

boxing later too lads, what a day to be alive

love this game

What part of Scotland is Tuipulotu from

>>149851817
Unironically why do so many Brits move to Queensland?

>>149851842
Itoje is the starting 10 for the lions? And Scottish?

>>149851894
>tf
>tp

>>149851892
dangerous day to be a beer

ref doing his best to get aussies back into this one

>>149851892
This is a sports board m8

>>149851894
Perth

A TRY GONE GOTTEM

>>149851894
Blackwaterfoot

Jesus fuck Wallabies fix your line out

why is lowe in this team

JORGIE!

BOUNCEBACK

heading to the shop for beers at half time if anyone needs 'owt

DROPPED THE CAMPESE-AKI

le irreverent shit post going to le shops u lads want anything xDd le internet friends you lads are my mates Xd wahts for din dins lads

>>149852003
>>149852013
The duality of /sp/ackers

What the hell are the Irish doing fighting with the English?

>>149852003
yes pls internet pal :)

First we win the lions tour
then we win the ashes
total pozzie death

RED?!?!!?

he could've doid

>just a penal
GAMES BACK

>>149852032
We're all British today. The Irish care more about the concept of Britain than we do, but today we are ALL British.

wallabies got zero attack gonna be a rough series

I've been a life long rugby union fan since this afternoon

17-5 to the Lions

>>149851894
Mccanberra

england smashing the usa later is more important than this game

>>149851968
SH quota pick

>no welsh players
Lol isn't it like their one sport

Tell you what the lions are going to win this match

>>149852149
A couple of New South Welshmen will have to uphold Wales' pride here.

>>149852163
You will gluck me before the day is done

Reminder that the Aussies were robbed in this final.

I just found out about this, why the fuck are england and ireland okaying a combined team against normal countries
I get it if it's like 2 welfare countries or they're facing another gimmick team but why woduld you just combine 2 full strength teams into 1 and then play it against the same nations as before

>>149852243
lions have been a thing since before australia was a country

>>149852243
For decades England was the only British Isles nation that could win in the Southern Hemisphere so this allowed the rest to get experience.

>>149852243
I don’t know, why the fuck did you manage to lose a battle against the Turks of all people then make it your national holiday and blame us for it

5-24 the most dangerous lead

Maybe stop playing your AFL meme sport and you'd be better a rugby

NRL > AFL

>

>>149852273
>*receives billions of pounds a year in subsidies from a country they openly hate like a boss*

>>149852301
I grew up playing and watching Rugby but this is the first game I've watched in years and it's boring af the reffing is ridiculous it's like watching family court everything a bloke does is illegal. Probably will catch up on Sneaky Pete desu.

send new zealand and south africa for the 2nd and 3rd tests

>>149852323
Would the Lions beat Melbourne Storm at anything?

>>149852153
no

Rugby is fucking dead in this cuntree

>>149852296
it's a metaphor for the whole war and the blood price for becoming a nation
the history makes no sense though because we were an auxiliary force and way more British and even french fought and died in the battle
>>149852301
The NRL is what is murdering rugby union because it has so much more money in it and you can code switch with like a year of prep

pretty embarassing wobblies

idk how that wasnt a yellow

>>149852352
we should legitimately do anzacs vs lions

broncGODS would beat both these peems

>>149852390
happened last week, you lost 48-0

who was that guy who was hyped for australia?

>>Wallabies actually winning a couple of scrums
Now I didn't expect that. The attack is still not materialising though

send sualii back to league

>>149852355
English language competition
Weightlifting competition
Not huffing petrol competition
>>149852355

>>149852401
>>149851464

>>149852390
NZ vs Lions happens often m8

>>149852243
Always been that way newfag-lad. The individual Unions of the British Isles didn't do away tours until the 60s.

>>149852337
It's small consolation for having to share a border with those orange clowns

tell you what aussies just slowing building a bit of momentum here ONE SCORE and they are BACK

wallopieds have no attack, just pick and go

>>149852450
Aren’t all the Irish players Ulster Protestants and, those from the South, Church of Ireland types

SUALII = GOAT

NO TRY

are we back?

Looked dodgy af

This is dog shit compared to the HEEM BOWL in the last loins tour to Aus

Is the worm a viable rugby tactic?

Did the loins players drag him over lol

Just crawl forward on the ground lads

>>149852418
What's wrong with huffing petrol?

>>149852549
Visionary rugby tactician, Harry Kane

GONE GOTTEM A TRY

>my iggers losing
>my wannabies losing
happy saturday night

>>149852576
Fuck, I miss when wrestling was fun. Was probably because I was 13 back then, but still

fucking boring game eh

boring or not this is a great way to soak off a Saturday morning hangover

>>149852617
Not enough concussions and stupid shit

>>149852516
No.

GONE GOTTEM

there's still time

Too little too late

wallabies won the story

Scotland

smells

now what do we do lads

>let in all the coconuts to win sportsball
>lose
haha

>>149852928
Watch Uganda v Ivory Coast on YouTube

>>149853007
Should have kept the 'white australia' policy m8

Rugby is a lot better than rugby league but I don't like how hard it is to understand penalties iykwim

Zimbabwe has qualified for their first RWC since 1987. Namibia completely shat the bed during the whole game.

>>149855769
1991*.

BIIIND

>>149855769
Since 1991. Bans over SA were lifted in 1992.

Namibia 28-30 Zimbabwe

Thought the Aussies looked good second half. They didn't look match ready and we're too static the first half. McDermott changed the game with front foot footie. Second test will be interesting , thought curry, though exceptional , was extremely lucky today

Georgians ded

These u20s are rattled. Looks like neither want to win

Brazil 21-35 Chile

Brazil needs to beat Chile away by 15 to face Uruguay and have more chances to qualify to WC

But Brazil must face Paraguay and (if beating Paraguay) going to World Repechage against Belgium and more two.

>>149860179
I'm sorry huebro
I was rooting for you as much as Chile were the best thing about the previous world cup.

I support WC virgins.

>>149855769
holy based
Hong Kong vs Zimbabwe
what a shitshow

>>149866695
USA were defensively good this second half, mainly slowing the game down.