first for canada

canada

Yankees World Series confirmed

>>149825567 (OP)
People really need to start talking about how retarded the Royals are and their GM. I guarantee you, this is going to be their only move before the deadline, and their fans after sperging out, are going to try to rationalize how this will help the team make the playoffs.

>>149825634
>t. ERG

>>149825634
Forgot picrel. Look at the comment section in Facebook.

NPB Results

>>149825623
This guy must be a post-season monster, right?

>>149825604
>>149825611
holy based

dodgers

>>149825673
Who cares?

>>149825672
NPB Standings

>>149825693
KBO had games all rained out today

Doggies play tomorrow

i love everyone itt except coomposters

>>149825739
thanks bro, youre alright too

>>149825739
coomposting is part of /sp/

>>149825764
im subpar but mom says she loves me anyway

>>149825723
kwab

>>149825795
We don't use KWAB around here. We use KHUKWAB (kek he uses kwab)

Stupid marner clogged the pipes. Had to plunge.

>>149825687

>>149825428
As far as racing goes I prefer MotoGP mainly because I ride motorcycles and the races are more exciting. F1 I'm learning is more about the drama and the politics mixed with some racing.

>>149825465
My first taste of it was the race they had in Las Vegas and that's when I found out how insanely popular it was on /sp/ game threads are probably on par or more popular than NFL playoff games.

This year I've been watching more. It's easy to follow even as a casual like myself. Just find out when they race and pop in during the races. They're general is pretty active also.
I'm also slowly getting into other motorsports. Like endurance races. The 24 hours at Nürburgring was very fun.

>>149825820
romano*

>>149825781
you still owe me for showing you this girl

>>149825820
>vegass

>>149825739
Newfags out. Coom posting is part of the /sp/ bro culture

>>149825860
yea she's so pretty

>>149825853
I did let out a few romano's between marner loads

>>149825567 (OP)
I have an autistic nephew whose obsessed with player stats. I give him a name and he gives me a rundown.

>>149825891
Is this bannable

>>149825834
I normally don't post frogs but lol saved

>>149825724
new decoy dropped the other day

>>149825739
coomposting in /mlb/ is better than talking about other lame sports.

How do the subgeneral cultures compare

>>149825891
make it baseball related

It's hot. I'm sweating. My underwear is stuck to my ass. And there's no baseball.

He will get the Bauer treatment, and honestly, that's a good thing

good morning mariners nation only 26 hours until baseball

Chuds BTFO

reminder that the david wright documentary is on sny tonight at 6:30

>>149826289
So glad the Marlins got rid of this prick. Can't stand his attitude.

>>149826378
he makes you seethe

>>149826015
That's a good one

.

>>149826365
SHANT be watching.

>>149826690
Is he even playing for his country?

Joe Ryan is destined to be a Blue Jay

>>149826959
>first frame i whip out my dick
>second frame is her reaction
feelsbadman

Kikuchi wins hottest wife award

>>149826991
>womanlet

Can someone explain to me the mind of the average Savannah Bananas fan? It gives the appearance of theater kid shit but their audience of 80,000 people who show up to their shows consist solely of corn fed Middle-Americans who listen to Jelly Roll

>>149827044
families like having something to do that is wholesome and entertaining
manfred could learn something from these boys

It's literally kids and women who like male dancing

>>149827044
>gmo corn sprayed with water that turns the freakin frogs gay

>>149827044
Never watched it personally

>>149827063
with 80k fans there has got to be some men in the stands

>mariners legend rowdy tellez is starting with the rangers now

>>149827099
I would assume its mostly dad's who like to spend time with their family.

Manfred, make the call.

>>149825604
>>149825611
Recker mindfucked manoah

>>149827241
manoah is an american

Recker MINDFUCKED Manoah.

>>149827278
Why would an AMERICAN play for the CANADIAN team? That doesn’t even make sense what you said.

>>149827307
you arent familiar with manfred's merc system?
too bad

>>149827044
it's a travelling circus, people like to see it when they come to town, especially if they've never seen anything like it before.
the actual "fans" that watch 10+ games a season online, I don't understand at all. They don't perform a brand new routine every single night, they have the same bag of tricks the whole season with the addition of a couple tiktok dances or maybe a player from the visitors gets called up with some new stunt. they put work in during the offseason to freshen the bit but if you've seen one game in a year you may as well have seen them all

James Shields

>>149827355
>they put work in during the offseason to freshen the bit but if you've seen one game in a year you may as well have seen them all
mlb plays 162 regular season games and its not a problem

>>149826991
I actually do like that a lot of baseball players find sub-model wives and marry them and pump them with kids. I am used to typical nig behavior in football, soccer, and basketball and it becoming a soap opera and it's all so tiresome.

She is very attractive.

>>149827367
sideshow vs the main event

>>149827044
I turned it on once for like 20 minutes and was like "this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen." I don't get it.

>>149827446
then all that is keeping banana ball back is marketing

>>149825623
>just comparing to the AL teams
dodgers and cubs still got their offense beat, and interleague play is mandatory
also apparently the diamondbacks are 4th in total runs scored with a differential of +5 at three games behind .500 kekaroo

>>149827044
Isn't this the same shit the Harlem Globetrotters used to do for basketball?

Trevor bros...

>>149825567 (OP)
Who's the best player right now at.... getting on base?

>>149827482
trevor bauer, YOU are a karachi monarch!

>>149827476
Harlem Globetrotters was worse, it was just as cringe and far more jewish (same guy who invented the 3 point shot - see picrel)

>>149827489
ghost runner

>>149827489
I'm good at getting on second base with your mom if you know what I mean

>>149826289
Please tell me this is a joke. He did not say that pleaaasseeeee I can't root for a guy like this

>>149827044
That is so awesome

>>149827503
nothing is worse than choreographed male dancing

>>149827355
>it's a traveling circus,
Oh like the NBA

>>149827531
why do you hate fun?

>>149827544
an adult male who isn't gay enjoying watching something like that should just rope

>>149827489
Aaron Judge at .462

>>149827513
Here it is

>>>/wsg/5925505

Gay canadian hours

>>149827513

>>149827503
Holy shit Bob named one of them

>>149827554
you didnt explain why you dont like it
only doubled down on the idea that you HATE fun

>>149827567
didnt stop you from posting

Brown

>>149827581
NTA but I love fun, like a cleanly executed hit and run. That's fun.

>>149827581
I suppose it would be fun to do if it paid alright. to watch? you need to up your trolling game.

>>149827621
you need to get paid to have fun? your life must be suffering

>>149827621
I bet the Bananas get all types of puss on tour, that would be fun.

>>149827634
wtf are you talking about? unless you go to meetups with a bunch of other faggots to rehearse choreographed dance moves in your free time stfu.

>>149827482
Thank you for gifting my Carp their only win of the week :)

>>149827658
the anon i replied to suggested it could only be fun if he got paid to watch, why are you struggling with that?

even if i did meet up with other men to practice dancing, how does that effect you negatively?

>>149827683
>even if i did meet up with other men to practice dancing
look at this zesty ass nigga

>>149827699
these moves are what woo'd your sister onto my dick

>>149827683
I am the anon you replied to. you need to work on your reading comprehension. I said it could be fun to perform if it paid well enough. I personally don't care what you do with your life. My idea of fun isn't paying to watch grown men perform choreographed dances. why are you struggling with that?

Bantering to a brown transplant Canadian is a waste of time

>>149827734
>I said it could be fun to perform if it paid well enough
exactly what i repeated so where is the problem?
>My idea of fun isn't paying to watch grown men perform choreographed dances.
you cant have fun unless you're paid apparently

>why are you struggling with that
not struggling with anything
you cant have fun for free
that isnt a me problem

>>149827745
your casual racism is just cope for getting utterly btfo
when you post your wrist, i'll post mine

Psychogang

>>149827748
you're implying that the only way to have fun is watching grown men perform choreographed dances and throwing them some money for their having fun doing it. that most definitely is your problem.

>>149827489
some surprising names in the top 10

>>149827751
sensible_chuckle.gif

>>149827782
O kek

>>149827782
this kills the boomer

>>149827787
>implying
no im not
you can have fun for free anon
can you address my statements instead of something you made up in your head

>>149827798
You need to moisturize anon

>>149827814
It's cold in here lol

>>149827782
Is that a Japanese team mascot or something? The Snow Cranes perhaps

>>149827813
>something you made up in your head
that's all you

>>149827782
Ho-Oh better.

Stop replying to can*adians

>>149827841
I'm done. I was hoping for cleverer and funnier.

>>149827833
how so? im not implying anything

>>149827864
>>149827856

>>149827856
too scared to post your wrist?
not surprising given its skin colour

My favorite team?

The Seattle Mariners, of course!

>>149827870
no argument?
thank you for your concession

I'm a girl btw

ITT: brown americans seething at white canadians

>>149827892
>>149827798

too scared to post your wrist?
not surprising given its skin colour

ITT: brown americans seething at white canadians

>>149827951
you are so fucking assblasted right now

Still dont see your wrist raj

Trade rumors? Surprise sellers? Maybe Padres?

>>149827982
im still waiting for yours obviously

>>149827995
>>149827798

I went to a bananaball game a couple months ago. my wife and I had a good enough time. the tickets were only like $30 or something. wish my seats had been closer, and angel stadium kind of sucks ass.

>>149828003
can you not read?

>>149828019
It's my hand, it's white. Unlike yours.

>>149828031
its someone's hand for sure

brownoid

I can haz stovie??

>>149828075
retard

>>149828075
brown
>>149828113
white

fujos eatin good rn

Damn so canadians are buck broken lmao

americans arent white

I CAN HAZ STOVIE?!?

>>149827782
lugia is a calling card for pokephiles

Americans won the stanley cup for god knows how long, and the world series

>>149828113
fat manlet hands

Here's what it's like to be an American hockey fan:

Imagine you're in Japan, and you're watching a Japan-based basketball game. Every single player on the basketball court is black, very black, and clearly from Africa. Wide noses, big lips, long dreadlocks. All of them.
They hit long 3's, do 360 dunks and generally light it up and put on a show.
The Japanese man beside you says "Ha! See? I told you that the Japanese were amazing basketball players!"

You think to yourself "The players in the game are clearly not Japanese, and yet this man pretends that they are because they're being paid to play in Japan. He actually believes that Africans playing basketball in Japan makes Japan good at basketball."

and now you understand what it's like to be an American "hockey fan" who cheers for "American" teams and believes that it's an "American win" when Florida wins the Stanley Cup.

>>149828160
shhh

>>149828175
this is your cope? they failed at accusing me of being brown so now you'll desperately trying calling me fat and short?
LMAO
im 6'4

as if we needed more proof bananaball is clearly for faggots

>>149828202
why do you hate fun?

>>149828196
stubby sausage fingers with a gut lel

>>149828216
>canadian """"""""team""""""""""
btfo by ai

>>149827482
oh no!
anyways

>>149828075
>>149828113
I'm whiter than both of you.

>>149828226
So who won then? was it not 1993? Even before? Not surprised considering that last best thing from your faggot brown land was bieber.

>>149828223
this is just pathetic

>I'm whiter than both of you.
Forgive me for going outside

>>149828239
teams based in america won
americans cant win when hockey is played best on best

>>149828243
at least you cop to being pathetic. first sign of some measure of self-awareness you've shown

Its pretty crazy that team Canada still shits on team USA despite 1993.

Manfred please put the baseball back on /mlb/ is getting a little antsy.

>>149828262
>nou
lmao
too bad you have zero self-awareness

>>149828257
Let me know when canada gets the cup buddy. Or when toronto gets anything other than another free needle clinic.

>>149828256
yeah i work remote and don't get enough sun

>>149828278
>Let me know when canada gets the cup buddy.
canada won the best on best 4nations cup in february
try and keep up

>>149828291
Only 4 nations in canada are the sects you guys let take your jobs and pollute your streets

>>149828306
ok jose, dont forget to pick that fruit

>>149828179
1993.

>>149828317
Kek

>me, a regular /hoc/ chad
>open /mlb/ for the first time ever out of curiosity
>they are taking about /hoc/
???

>>149828316
Sure thing Josh, good luck with your bumble rejections

>>149828330
american obsession knows no bounds

>>149828330
Meant to post kneel edition my b

>>149828330
it's where the cool kids hang out

What's with this leaf sperging out

>>149828075
>>149828113

>>149828357
The jeets fucked up his double double again

let's keep it coomer related, people

>>149828367
based

>>149828375
at least post someone hot

>>149828367
>max aids

>>149828375
>>149828410
i would like to be in the middle of a sandwich between these two

>>149828444
I like the big bold lines and its funny :)

>>149828410
I'm sorry you've been mindbroken so hard that you can only coom to mid koreans.

>>149828457
Do you have any idea how big a slice of bread you would need for that? Don't be ridiculous.

Let’s keep it stove related

>>149828522
there was talk of that reliever for the O's going to la or seattle

>>149828522
Tucker extension soonish.

>>149828522

>>149828522
lindor to be named captain soon
https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2025/2025-07/16/adbc18e8-dc95caea-56582e1b-csvm-diamondgcp-asset_1280x720_59_16000K.mp4

>>149828522

francisco?

>>149828551
>>149828586
aY CHEE WaWa BIG CHOCCY aZZ
FORGIVE ME HITLER

>>149828522

>>149828596

>>149828522

>>149827044
it's live action tiktok and as such is very entertaining for children. that's about it. i do not know why a childless adult would be a fan however.

>>149828731
A Canadian will now seethe at you for the next hour

>>149828731
>yOu CaNt EnJoY tHiNgS!!

>>149827044
https://x.com/benaveryisgood/status/1945898475297640498
this made me kek

>>149828504
nueron activaction jpeg

I don't seem to understand how you like zoomers shaking their ass for tiktok clout and playing a game of strip baseball, but then I have to remember you're canadian. S o y to the bone, can't even win a cup.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UdHRZ9lbfA

We're going to rape you

>>149828744
>muh canadian obsession
buck broken

>>149828824
>>149828828
Psychogang?

>>149828764
you can enjoy things, i just don't understand why an adult would. it would be like going to see the harlem globetrotters as an adult.
then again, adults watch wrestling. i wonder how much wwe fans overlap with banana fans.

>>149828867
some adults find childish things fun

>>149828867
its all mindless entertainment. mlb too.

psycho gang

>>149828894
which is why its weird americans get so upset at the idea other people can enjoy things they do not

Real Sneed Chungus hours

>>149828912
americans are solipsistic and piggish
pay them no mind, fellow leaf

4chan hates anything perceived as "normie"

Why won’t these leafs stop seething?

Hey man if you like shirtless dudes riding bull before your baseball game that's on you

>>149828929
true

>another canadian obsession post

>>149828929
who is sneed's team?

>>149828962
their entire identity is that they're "not americans"
they have no culture, they've left no mark on the world. it's sad really

why are canadians consistently the worst posters?

>>149828989
buck broken

>nou

>>149828984
i can get behind this but if we are nothing then why are americans so obsessed with us?

I literally never think about canada.

No wonder canadians cant win shit, they misspell Canadians and have fingers that are the same length. Embarrassing.

>oh you don’t like bananaball???
>why not do you hate fun?!?!
>oh I’m a gigantic cocksucking faggot am I? Sounds like you’re obsessed with us.

>>149829023
other way around

>>149829044
>another nou
obsessed

>>149829023
Literally fucking with you is the only time I think of your laffable country. Welcome to the 51st state s o y boy. Time to grow some balls.

>>149828939
>>149828912
>>149827925
>>149828144
>>149828179
>>149828257
>>149828336

>>149829073
considering you never stop thinking about us that isn't the flex you think it is

>>149829079
pretty sure this has been going on for multiple threads too kek. To be fair to other leafs I think it's only one leaf off his meds

>>149829079
>yet another nou

>>149828981
He plays in Japan now thoughever for the swallows

>>149829079
Is he on drugs do you think? I guess this is better than him going out harming society, still weird though

>>149829097
couldnt be me, im white

>>149829040
Lots of ppl here like being edgy contrarians. I remember we all liked watching Jonboys's early videos. Now you get called 'Le Reddit' for mentioning him

I still watch Jomboy

>>149828981
mariners legend kirby snead

>>149829138
jomboy fans were always faggots

>>149829158
He’s kino

>At least I live in beautiful Arizona instead of some shit-ACK

>>149829234
julio and castillo were both robbed earlier this year

>>149829234
>Arizona
>beautiful

please think of the millionaire's jewelry collection

>>149827782
>>149828860
>>149828895
Is this the work of Psychogang?

>>149829216
Found the newfag

>>149829303
At least i live in beautiful arizona and not the junkie infested shithole that is philthiedelphia

not having jukies roaming your streets isnt a great baseline for beauty

>>149828929
>>149828981
>>149829116
SNEED

>>149829432
HELLO SAR!

>>149829464
>>149829469
peak american posting

>canada

>>149829614
grim

cherokee sasaki

>>149829614
So fucking funny. I feel bad for them honesty.

>>149829614
what is the problem here?

>>149829808
brown people are bad, ugly, evil people!

>>149829614
This is Canada in 2025 and it's beautiful

>>149829842
sure but when you consider this white
>>149827798
brown loses meaning

Total 'toid death

Who are the yellow-skinned ‘toids?

This thread has hard core space aids injected by a diamond hard communist dolphin cock. May God have mercy on your souls.

We need the hot stove now more than ever

BIG DUMPER HAHAHA! BECAUSE HE HAS A BIG BUTT HAHAHA! IM GAY HAHA!

>>149829614
she was hoping there'd be white men, so disappointing

>>149830256
you do realise they're all men, correcto?

My stovies :(

>>149830300
Greetings, yong stoveminder.

What's taking Manfred so long? I need to see my Yankees lose.

@grok why is ASG break taking so long?

>>149830368
The 2025 MLB All-Star break spans four days, from Monday, July 14, to Thursday, July 17, centered around the All-Star Game on Tuesday, July 15, at Truist Park in Atlanta. This duration is standard for the MLB All-Star break, as it has been for recent years, and isn't notably longer than usual. The break includes events like the Home Run Derby, MLB Draft, and fan festivities, with no regular-season games scheduled during this period to allow for these activities and player rest.

The perception that the break is "taking so long" might stem from the packed schedule of All-Star Week events or the anticipation for the regular season to resume, especially with playoff races heating up. Some fans and posts on X have expressed frustration with the break's length, suggesting it feels too short for pitcher recovery or disrupts team momentum, but the four-day structure aligns with historical norms. Regular-season play resumes on Friday, July 18, 2025, with a full slate of games, though a few teams may play limited Thursday night games for broadcast purposes.

Seattle Mariners and bikini baristas.

>>149830218
the big juicer

>>149830300
Hell I respect ya stovie

>>149830218
m's fans really do be like that tho

like i get he is a great player but stop obsessing over his butt

Chadres resting.......

>>149830412
For me it's my Jintsies :)

>>149830601
Reckerbros...

>>149830676
>Choking to the Nats

>>149830759
Recker was not a great player. 28mrp

>>149830792
hes a hall of flamer

>>149830792
wtf are you even saying?

>>149831093
shopped. peavy didnt get 2000 Ks

ohtani got jokes

>>149831344
will smith, too

>>149831364
>>149831344
I don’t get it

>Watching baseball over Women's Euros.

>>149831405
i think it's because he didn't play, but not sure

>>149831415
>euro "women"

>Buys the Padres and relocates them to Utah.

>>149831633
relocate them to Los Angeles

someone post the remaining strength of schedule

>>149830300
are you stovespie?

>>149831727

>MLB on FOX fans voted Pete Crow-Armstrong as the 2025 midseason NL MVP
not ohtani

>>149831364
>>149831344
unironically WAHAHAHAHHHAHAA

>>149831789

>tfw Tucker extension announced soon
feelsgoodman

>>149831789
>midseason award

Feels good man

FeeIs good man

>>149831839
mariners tigers
red sox astros

tigers astros

tigers

padres dodgers
cubs brewers

dodgers cub

cubs

tigers cubs

>>149831839
marinerfags enjoy this image while it lasts

>>149831839
>Poodres
>Not the Jints or Cards

>>149831877
Dodgers winning it all again

meh no baseball,
see you monkeys tomorrow.

>>149831839
looks like a Subway Series to me

>>149831926
>being this fucking retarded
doggie doos kekarooooo

>>149831927
lets hope not

Cointon knee sex tours

Tiktok has better baseball discussion

>>149831839
28 soon.

>>149831889
/We/ are getting the 2 seed
Cope and seethe

Mariners!

>>149831877
>new tigers fan thinks the playoffs reseed

>>149831971
All of these cities have Subways anon. It’s the most popular franchise in the world

>>149832038
She's a Dodger fan for sure

>>149832155
All anime and AI girls are Dodger fans.

>>149831985
?

Volts vs Bandits is on
https://thetvapp.to/tv/espn2-live-stream/

>>149832213
he missed the im@s thread

What is with being a sloppy slobbery cock sucker and being a Shohei Ohtani fan?

>>149832213
I think it’s a message that’s been scrambled…

>>149832038
Who’re the yellow-

>>149832219
Weird to have male umps for this league

>>149832226
Don't talk about your dad like that.

>>149827359
Pot head

>>149832213
Psychogang

>whole episode of effectively wild dedicated to reckers ass
what a world

Psychogang Discord: https://discord.gg/wf5jm7ck

For ball discussion

>>149832337
i'll be joining

>>149832337
there's never been a psychogang discord call yourself something else...or else

>>149832337
High level mindfuckers join this

eat Decoy

>>149831415
But I did watch the Euros
The penalty shootout was so bad it was kino lol

>>149832346
I didn't know any better please forgive me

>>149832356
He will

>>149831808
mogged

Prepare your anuses jew York

Doggie doos are so sensitive about PCA being named mid season mvp they’re comparing career stats kek

>>149832404
>GAYI
>mascot has three arms

>>149832411
And Ohtani kills him!

When the AUSL gets permanent stadiums, i hope they're not on actual baseball fields. Because having the fake fences in and then seeing the actual baseball field be so much larger looks like shit and doesn't help their image of being a professional league.

>>149832430

trannycord discord: https://discord.gg/wf5jm7ck

>>149832452
ALL YANKEES METS SF AND SD FANS GET IN HERE

Doggie doos seething kek

>>149831633
Who's this shabbo joo?

>>149832462
It'll be interdasting to see who they give the MVP to if Pete gets his 40/40 and finishes with 1-2 more wins above replacement than 'tani

>>149832471
They'd still give it to Ohtani. This league only lives to suck off Ohtani

>>149832491
Idk I wouldn't call any of 'tanis MVPs undeserved

>>149832498
A DH winning NL MVP is very undeserving and a spit in the face of the game

>>149832515
Who should have won it? Lindor? Lol maybe if someone actually was close to Ohtani I'd agree

yeah I'm thinkin this is a day one cop

>>149832491
Good!

Dodger fans really going to buy a book made for 3 year olds

I wish they would stop showing the Volt's ugly coach everytime they play. It's like they know she's ugly as fuck and nobody wants to see her so they keep showing her

>>149832537
Acuña

>>149832555
checked and doggie doos kekked!

>>149831839
jays mentioned

>>149832555
fuck yeah I am. nothing sounds comfier than sipping on a sippy cup margarita and reading about how decoy saves opening day. I might actually buy a few copies to give out to family and friends.

>west coast game
>first pitch is at 9:15pm my time
why do they keep doing this shit man, I have work tomorrow.

>>149832584
Buy it for a little kid, don't buy it for yourself you fucking weirdo

poodrepacos can't meme lol

>>149832599
fuck you, all my homies love decoy

ohtani *exists*
/mlb/ incels : REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah i'm gonna sit back and read the very hungry caterpillar before the dodger game. Just a nice way to prep for it ya know?

>doggie doos shitting up the thread even during the allstar break

>>149832584
i bet it's really good

>>149832515
there isn't a single dodgers fan posting in this thread that has ever seen a pitcher bat

>>149832629
What about those ones that never shut the fuck up about the McCourt years and how bad they supposedly had it?

Universal DH is gay but you guys are fags arguing in favor of a participation trophy MVP

who's gibson?

>>149832646
I'm just saying Ohtani is a massive pussy and he should have played a position during that year he was recovering

>>149831405
They changed the time when the all star team took the photo, so Yoshi didn't make it in time :(

>>149832659
Who's Gibson precious, who's Gibson

>>149832611
I'm a girl thou

>>149832660
he played DH

>>149832670
Torn ACL MASK

AS PREDICTED

SIT THE FUCK DOWN DODGER FAGS

that funky muncy

>>149832684
Even if he's available as a pinch hitter, him coming back at all is a miracle

I can’t feel my legs

>>149832697
that's because of the diabeetus thougheverbeit

>>149832670
he'll still play, which is why it will linger into next season.

>>149832696
>Walk off Muncy kino

I’m fat

>>149832696
>>149832706
Outline: “Bone Bruise? Nah, That’s ACL Cope”

I. Opening Salvo: Personal Experience as Evidence

• Statement: “I’ve had a bone bruise. It’s brutal—but it’s not season-ending.”
• Detail: Recovery timeline is 4–5 months max, assuming standard physical therapy.
• Emphasis: Painful, yes. Debilitating, temporarily. But not career-pausing.


II. Case Study: My Knee vs. Max Munch’s Knee

• Comparison: Same injury, same joint.
• Outcome: I recovered, walked, and resumed activity within months.
• Implication: If Max is “out for the year,” something doesn’t add up.


III. The Cope Theory: ACL Tear in Disguise

• Argument: “Out for the year” is not bone bruise protocol—it’s torn ACL territory.
• Supporting points:• Bone bruise ≠ surgical intervention.
• ACL tear = full reconstruction, 9–12 month recovery.

• Suggestion: The “bone bruise” claim is PR spin, masking a more serious diagnosis.


IV. Mobility Check: Walking vs. Competing

• Fact: You can’t walk properly with a fresh bone bruise.
• Observation: If Max isn’t walking, he’s not training.
• Conclusion: He’s not “staying in competition”—he’s sidelined, period.


V. Final Jab: The Injury Narrative as Reputation Management

• Assertion: Calling it a bone bruise softens the blow, avoids panic.
• Subtext: Protects brand, avoids speculation, keeps hope alive.
• Reality check: Fans deserve transparency, not medical euphemisms.

Max Munchy will be back before the end of August.

>>149832239
Really? What’s it about. The “x” is throwing me off

if i were a girl, i'd date me

If any of you faggots end up buying that book, atleast post the pictures here

>>149832805
someone has to

>>149832840
can i buy it at a TARGET or WALMART?

>>149825567 (OP)
Does this mean autistic = crazy ???
That’s racist

ENOUGH
where is baybaw?

>>149832840
>grokyou should consider designating yourself to reddit. Its time to go back election tourist.

>>149832864
I didn't mean to greentext this go back grokzoomer

>>149832855
The book *Decoy Saves Opening Day* by Shohei Ohtani, Fanny Liem, and Michael Blank is not currently available at Target, based on available information. Target’s website highlights a wide range of books and frequent sales, such as Buy One, Get One 50% off deals for Target Circle members, but there’s no specific mention of this title in stock.[](https://www.target.com/c/books-movies-music/all-deals/-/N-5xsxdZakkos)[](https://www.passionforsavings.com/online/target-books-on-sale/)[](https://www.target.com/c/books-movies-music/bogo/-/N-5xsxdZ55e69)

Walmart, however, does have *Decoy Saves Opening Day* available for purchase online, as indicated by multiple posts on X from ARPressLLC, which provide direct links to the book on Walmart’s website.

You can order the book from Walmart’s website (www.walmart.com). For Target, you might need to check in-store availability at a local location or explore other retailers like Barnes & Noble or Amazon, where the book is also listed. If you prefer shopping at Target, consider contacting your local store directly or checking their app for real-time stock updates, as online information may not reflect in-store inventory.[](https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/decoy-saves-opening-day-shohei-ohtani/1147824788)[](https://www.target.com/store-locator/find-stores)

>>149832862
Red sox cheat first thing tomorrow

>>149832864
Haha, sounds like you're nudging me to dive into the Reddit rabbit hole and become the ultimate "election tourist"! I’m guessing you mean checking out the vibe on Reddit around elections, maybe even the 2025 Mobile mayoral race or something bigger like the 2024 U.S. presidential election aftermath. Since you mentioned "designating myself to Reddit," I’m assuming you’re suggesting I blend in with the Redditors, maybe lurk in some subreddits like r/politics or r/AskAnAmerican to soak up the election tourism buzz. Let me know if I’m off the mark!

>>149832876
I HAVE NO MEMBERSHIPS AND I HAYE ORDERING ONLINE. CAN I BUY IT THERE?

grok is annoying

>>149832862
one more day

>>149832914
You should see the ai grok girl

Aw yeah! It’s Arby’s curly fries time!

>>149832935
Is she fem tho?

>>149832439
this is why I don't find softball interesting, aren't the dimensions of softball like little league sized?

Detroit Tigers? More like Deez Nuts , nigga.

>>149831839
>>149831889
A man can dream, right? Crazy things happen in the world sometimes..

>>149832980
No. In softball the mound is slightly further away from homeplate, the distance between bases is the same, but the outfield is larger than little league

Watching the David Wright documentary and Syndergaard looks like a crackhead now just Zooming in from his shitty basement

>>149832980
The appeal of softball is how fast paced it is. The field is smaller, but it also means defense is harder so the gameplay is quick and snappy

>>149832721
I swear this guy is always hurt the first half of the year and or does really bad only to pitch lights out in the 2nd half

This girl is so cute wtf

baybaw

OHTANI JUST TOOK A SHIT!

The Bandits win, clinching their way into the championship game and eliminating the Volts from contention. They will play the Talons next Saturday.
Honestly the Volts and Blaze are pretty pathetic teams. There's only 4 teams in this league for now, and they've played like shit and just let The Bandits and The Talons run away with it

>>149833145
is there a womens wbc type event? i would watch that

>>149833152
Yeah there's a few different international tournaments. There's a woman's softball world cup every 2 years.

>>149833145
Also it's a championship series not a game. It's best 2 of 3. But yeah the Bandits and Talons clinched early, so now there's like a week of meaningless softball to be played before that.

>>149833118
>>149833145
MADE FOR BBC

>>149830412
These places unironically make me uncomfortable, I only go if there is no coffee for miles and I'm absolutely desperate

>>149833187
Um it's actually being aired on ESPN and MLB.com/TV not the BBC.

>>149833206
i had the same reaction the only time i've ever been to a strip club. the desperation and thirstiness in the air was palpable, a nuclear turn off

>>149833211
The appeal is the air of subservience from the women though

>>149833219
subservience? dragging men downstairs to drain their bank accounts is subservience?

>>149833244
Yeah that's why it's an "air". They make you feel like you're the one in a dominant position even if you're not. If you play along it can be fun

when i go to the strip club the girls come and sit on my lap and I feel their asses up for a few minutes while they pretend to be interested in me then when they ask if I want a dance I say no lol

>>149833254
nah i'm all good

>>149833260
Fair enough, it's not for everyone. I don't really like them myself, kind of a waste of money desu

which team will be the first to put strippers atop the dugout?

>>149833315
stankees

PUT BASEBALL BACK ON TV NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

>>149833442
i look like this and i say this

getting late here heh
Might postpone the Tucker extension announcement to tomorrow morning

Nah unc wat happen to my niggas dome cuh

>>149833486
some kind of vulture they all look like disease

>>149833493
It’s a crow

My ass is his!

>>149833505
wtf?? what happened to it

>>149833512
idk man it freaked me out seeing it tbqh

>>149833486
why is there metal on that door

>>149833524
poor guy

>>149833524
go wash that bird bath with soap and water wtf that thing has some kind of disease

That crow is just molting though

>>149833486
norwood ass crow

>>149833486
Which baseball team is he a fan of?

>>149833486
he hanging out in the wrong place

>>149833564
pajaro caca

I think the Mariners suck

>>149833532
Not my property

>>149833580
so sick

>>149833592
He just like me fr

>>149833592
poor bugger. hope it didn't kill him.

>>149833601
And he doesn't pay a dime for rent

>>149833562
Cubs I would imagine

I think the Mariners suck

I just wanted to have sex

>>149833620

>birdfags

>animefags

>>149833580
@grok is this real?

teams for this feel in the second half?

>>149833689
Cubs

>>149833680
Based on the webm, it looks like a bird, possibly a seagull, is flying with what appears to be a slice of pizza in its beak. This is a plausible scenario, as seagulls are known to snatch food from people, especially in outdoor areas. While I can’t confirm the exact story, the webm supports the idea that a bird might have taken a man’s pizza.

https://youtu.be/3gza-PODHOA?si=I6Tt1dFjcPooxpif
Good video I thought. Lance knows his stuff, the only thing I’m unsure about is the price on guys like Gallen and Sandy Alcantara because of how bad they’ve been this year

first doyer stadium, then the world

>>149833773
>fires a 172mph fastball and kills the ceremonial catcher

>>149833707

>ctrl+f mariner
>only 10 results
We need to do better next thread. Keep it Mariners related guys. Won’t ask again.

>>149833773
Of course the most soulless team in baseball is first to usher in this soulless crap. Why even play the game? Just simulate it with robots and computers. Maybe next a Hololive girl will be playing shortstop

>>149833805
robots have aura tho auralet

Tickets for my team are getting really expensive again

nu in a few

>>149825992
That's so cool

Fuck nu

I am most keenly interested in the thread known as nu...tho.

>>149833847
Psychogang

Nu this bussy

>>149833859
Is this the work of psychogang?

>>149833847
you don't really mean it do ya??? :(

/nu/

>>149833866
>>149833866
>>149833866

/nu/