Thread 149827639

>Lap:
#8010

>Countdown to Belgian GP:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>149818960

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
202

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
10 year anniversary of Jules Bianchi's death
McLaren to introduce new promising floor upgrade

This is the thread

terrible french-german thread making going on

I'm so confused.

Felix Baumgartner died. F1 related because he went fast and was sponsored by red bull.

>>149827659
>And after the inaugural race, the facility staff didn't clean anything, including the press booths and hospitality rooms, so when everyone returned the following year there was literally year old food still sitting inside mini fridges (that hadn't been running for a year).
are the koreans ok

Gimi

*sip*

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

Lance Stroll is really Zsolt Baumgartner in a not-so-good disguise.

haha bum gardener

>>149827725
>bum gardener

>>149827741
Who buys this shit? Anyone who can afford it can afford to pay other people to do their yardwork.

piss3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149827756
But will you post yourself with some discount Lidl lawn mower on instagram for your upper class friends to see?

>>149827777
checked
but his name is piastri

Fugg im too horny and to drunk to put the lap number properly lol xdddddddddddd

>>149827757
>over developed lats
>under developed legs and ass
grim

>>149827741
they should have had that whore of his in these ads

>>149827796
it's fine mon ami

>>149827659
>Still, I'd rather had that race at that venue back than Azerbuttfukistan, Miami or Vegas.
That's because you're a retard blinded by nostalgia

>>149827796
>tf
>tp
its ok rapeanon we believe in you

>new generation of F1 "fans"
>alpha gen. is getting into F1
https://youtu.be/vrNJlx4a2ec?si=qs5lw2jpNvCiBuzP&t=939

fucking grim

>>149827860
jesus wtf is that creature

>>149827867
The future (((they))) are creating.

>>149827826
>>149827842
as an apology im gonna post a booba
time to sleep, clean it up for me will ya janny ?

>>149827867
nu-briton

>>149827901
Don't let the Verstappen success distract you from the fact that Netherlands had mostly had absolute gigashitter paydrivers for most of the time before.

>>149827757
very good form for a 45 year old

>touch my cat
>she immediately starts washing that spot
any races for this feel?

>>149827957
maybe she wants to savour your taste

>>149827757
oh nononono

>>149827756
well what about people that do yardwork for people who can afford to pay for them

>>149827926
> he does not remember the Dutch F1 prodigy that was Jan Lammers

>>149827757
>ChAsInG dReAmS
Of having a rich sugardaddy, hence this whorevertisement of her body and her willingness to use it to achieve her "dreams."

>>149828033
>whorevertisement of her body
surely she's not that deluded

>>149828051
I would spend some of my millionaire disposable income to tongue her butthole.
Were I a millionaire.

>>149827777
beat me to it. can't wait for /f1/ to seethe

>>149828052
all this shit and she has legs like 14 years old boy

>>149828013
scary looking fuck BTW, could have been a lost Bogdanoff twin

>>149828086
I would do things to her legs.

every cough feels like I'm getting bianchi'd
gimme the F1 equivalent of picrel pls

>>149828076
Why would you waste all that money chasing an F1A girl built with the curves of a wall?

>>149828086
but she doesn't

Michael's opponents:

>Honda (unlimited budget)
>Renault-Nissan
>Merc (unlimited budget)
>Toyota (unlimited budget)
>Ford-Cosworth
>BMW (unlimited budget)
>Michelin (unlimited budget)
>globohomos

kwabmilt*n's "opponents":

>f*rrari (pozzed)
>h*nda (pozzed)
>r*nault (pozzed)
>toro rosso (cuckstomer team)
>alfa romeo (cuckstomer team)
>haas (cuckstomer team)
>mclel (cuckstomer team of the team he was driving for)
>williams (cuckstomer team of the team he was driving for)
>asston shartin (cuckstomer team of the team he was driving for)

>wins fwoman
ok and now what?
they can't compete again in the series

>>149828130
Because I enjoy genuinely attractive, fit women.
I'm not brown; I'm not attracted to baboons.

>>149828197
scrawny = fit
noted

>>149828197
>genuinely attractive

narb a shit

>>149828168
You forgot some of kwabmilt*n's "opponents":
>the slums of Stevenage
>institutional racism
>racist mechanics
>racist max
>racist American cops
>racist teammates
>racist stewards
>racist media
>meat eaters
>the white man
>injustice
>poverty in his ancestral homeland of Africa

>>149827890
OOOH JUST WANNA GRASP TIDDIES ALLLL NIGHT LOOOOONG

>>149827957
>just finish washing
>some retard ruins a spot

>>149827957
>using a sticker image
u trying to make me mad because it is working

Max Furstappen :3

>>149828398
you trying to make me mad because it is working

>>149828384
Google images is full of them now, it's genuinely difficult for me to find stuff like pepes and wojaks I want on there that don't link to some merch store. I fucking hate it

>first driving lesson
>didn't get to meet the pit crew
>shitty music on the team radio
>one set of tyres
>DRS disabled
>driving teacher doesn't want to discuss strategy or the set up
>braking points and optimal lines aren't popping up on the road
Wtf is this shit?

>>149828421
use yandex or w/e

>>149828452
Grim. Were there drink facilities?

>>149828455
It's only a matter of time
>>149828476
Catering was non-existent, cost cap innit

>>149828407
yiff

>>149828509
YIHFF

>>149828421
you'd be better off going to knowyourmeme or similar for a basic frog or 'jak

>>149828541
I'm up to 4000 frogs but I was actually thinking of scraping their pages before they get wiped or flooded by AI spammers.

>>149828531
OwO

>>149828371
>UwU master has touched me again!
>must lick!

>>149828476
No. I proposed my idea of Kong Strong Energy Racing Team and he just seemed annoyed and wanted me to start the "lesson". His lack of ambition was frustrating to say the least.

>>149828575
>My cavity, my cavity,
>There's no one like my cavity.
What did she mean by this?

>>149828384
the fuck is a sticker image

>>149827957
Love cats like you wouldn’t believe

>>149828652
was that entire cats movie not just an expensive hollywood shitpost?

>>149828728
Goyslop merchandise companies have become so prevalent on google results that they've largely replaced the original sources for a popular meme so when you search for that meme you'll find the same picture, but plastered onto a sticker, or mug, or t-shirt.

And if I manually filter redbubble, it just replaces it with yet another fucking slop result.

>>149828837
dammit, he was supposed to be rotated...

>>149828793
No, I think that Hooper guy was actually serious. He just didn't understand CG or musicals.
Regardless, that line already existed in the stage musical back in the day.

put too much sugar on my coffee and now Im nauseous

I stopped caring about owning cats after I grew up.

>Cadillac simulations show they would have been fastest in the Spanish GP
Established constructor bros ... It's over for us

>>149828913
>Sugar
What's the point? For me the earthy taste is part of the flavour of coffee and tea. Why ruin it by making it sweeter?

>>149827803
>under developed legs and ass
sounds like the average american girl

getting sick of seeing this cat

>>149828009
They're gonna be the most reliable, easy to maintain tools they can. Not that shitty plastic crap.

>>149829029
untrue. the average american girl is obese so its even grimmer

>>149828013
>>149828088
calm down
also he won le mans

>>149829183
I know, it's the only reason why I remember him in the first place.
there was Gjis Van Lennep also

Now that the dust has settled, did Michael Masi make the right calls during Abu Dhabi 21?

>>149828652
cats the musical is just random people singing nonsense on stage
https://youtu.be/9GKN1QvjFDc

>>149829225
>random people singing nonsense on stage
Not random, and only borderline nonsensical.
I recommend watching the 1998 filmed stage production. Arguably the best cast ever.

>>149827757
Proof that race car drivers aren’t athletes

>>149827757
Good pull-ups form, at least

>>149828013
with lammers it was more that he didn't have money so ended up at poor teams

>>149827757
ToT

>>149829278
>Not random, and only borderline nonsensical.
the video i posted clearly shows it's random people thinking 'i could be on stage'
>I recommend watching the 1998 filmed stage production. Arguably the best cast ever.
no thanks
i'm not a musical fag

>>149829293
Unless you do decathlon you're not an athlete. Simple as

>>149829209
>Gjis Van Lennep
wow
*Gijs van Lennep
he's untitled nobility btw not that anyone cares

>>149828269
Looks like an MTF tranny chasing her dreams of being a real woman

>>149829453
Rude.

>>149829010
>Spanish GP
Who cares? Wake me up when they will beat record lap on strawschleife

>>149829453
mtf at pin's height is automatically a gigapassoid

>>149829029
>tf
>tp
Polish women are notorious for having stick legs (that I want to lick really badly, especially if they shave and have some stubble)

is dori shorter than yugi

>>149827957
The reason they do that is because cats like to have no smell at all, for survival and hunting reasons. This is why they constantly clean themselves and, normally, they have no smell (unlike dogs).
When you touch them, you're leaving your smell on them (they can detect it with their powerful sense of smell, even if you can't)

>>149829552
Is anyone shorter than yugi?

death to m*rcedes as always

>>149829588
Wrong, cats are like women therefore trying explain their actions as some rational process is automatically wrong. Cats lick themselves for the same reason a woman spends hours brushing her hair, vanity.

>>149829412
>the video i posted
The video you posted has nothing to do with the musical. It's at best a shallow parody of it,
The song in your video is not an actual song from Cats.

>>149829588
>and, normally, they have no smell
her forehead smells like strawberries

>>149829221
of course

>Felix Baumgartner, who jumped from the stratosphere in 2012, has died in a paragliding accident in Italy. He was 56
F1 races for this feeling?

The Texas flag is just the Poland flag but with a blue vertical stripe and star.

Austin GP soon…

>>149829893
>jump from space
>survive
>do some gay ass babybjorn parachute shit
>die
kwab

>>149829893
Wow, he just 4 years younger than me. RIP

>>149829944
>drive in F1 for two decades
>survive
>go skiing with your family
>become a vegetable
Shit happens.

>instructions: use one Lidocaine throat tablet per 2-3 hours
>mfw actually using one every 30 minutes or so
fuck the stewards, send me to jail I don't care

>>149830040
You are a bad boy you say... are you single?

>>149830037
>>become a vegetable
heh... just a cover story...

>>149829944
>>149829893
he died in the air from a heart attack. dead b4 he hit the ground

>>149830082
the ground is like concrete when you hit it from that high

>>149830037
still better than whatever the fuck sharl is stuck with

>>149830107
Pretty sure the ground is like concrete from any height, especially if it's covered in concrete

>>149829776
i think you might be autistic champ

>>149830138
sand is like sand when i walk over it though

Its that day for slurping Jules's Preserved cum huh.......

calm down l**f

>>149830082
>he died in the air from a heart attack
Sauce? The only explanation I can find for the crash is a "sudden malaise", IDK if that's a common term in German for heart attack.
https://orf.at/stories/3399981/

>>149829991
Gtfo boomer

>>149830203
>.......
Cool it with the ellipses pal

>>149830246
Show some respect to your elders

>>149830231
>malaise
>IDK if that's a common term in German
It's French.

Why don't teams attach spray bottle with soap water on their noses to clean the dirty air?

>>149830292
>It's French.

>>149827693
>crashed into a young lady sunbathing by the pool
i can fix her

>>149828455
>yandex
>he doesn't know

>>149830246
rude

>>149830378
exlpain

>>149830231
>hit hotel worker
Imagine working and suddenly you are hit by falling guy

I really like the word
>Chevalier
The pronunciation sounds very musical.

We should call F1 drivers 'chevaliers'

>>149830378
What? Just that it's Russian, or that it has the same problem?

>>149830460
They're facebook-tier in that they track you across several websites, especially if you use their browser.
https://arstechnica.com/security/2025/06/meta-and-yandex-are-de-anonymizing-android-users-web-browsing-identifiers/
This doesn't exactly have to do with their search service, but I prefer staying away from it.

Brits don’t fart.

gimi

>>149830490
>We should call F1 drivers 'chevaliers'
Makes little sense unless you give them horses instead of cars.

We're all living in Amerika.
Amerika ist wunderbar.

>>149830541
wrong
thisvid.com/videos/british-girl-fart-compilation/

>>149830378
he recommended yandex image search, not their whole botnet app ecosystem

>>149830541
this is an attempt to provoke me by getting me to post gassy girls again

>>149830378
It works that's all I care about. Google is getting worse. Just like F1.

>>149830568
It was, until Jim Crow laws (American apartheid) was abolished.

is it too late to get /fit/ at 35 yo ?

>>149830767
If only there were some place specifically designated to asking these sorts of questions

>>149830767
Of course not, you still have enough testosterone left in you. Once you hit your mid forties is over tho

>>149830767
it's too soon actually, wait a few more years

>>149830767
You can always start tomorrow

>>149829778
Cute ^_^

>>149830767
See >>149830910. 60 is the age to get fit at as seen by Sonny Hayes

>163 posts
>still no edd

>>149831465
only when it gets to 200+ to match his weight

>>149830767
formula one?

>>149831478
try 350+

>>149831696
edd is fat but not 300+kgs
i think he is about 240

>>149822963
>jamaica is confused by too many words

>>149831704
i was thinking you were using freedom units

>>149828148
chemically pumped up lab rat

>>149831733
all them hours to weakly try and deny your faggotry, huh?

>>149830932
unless you die today

>>149831939
1) your accusations are absolutely groundless
2) there is nothing to "try"
3) i was working
4) kys

>>149831897
I fucking hate toilet paper
Use water like civilized people

Edd doesn't even wipe

Humanity has not yet devised an optimal solution the arse cleaning question

>>149832042
Soap
Left Hand
Water

>>149832042
I have OCD and my anus is constantly bleeding and itching due to my obsessive cleaning of it

>>149832042
rub one's bum on an e*glishman's face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2deeQTVyO2w&list=PLNu6CE0lD1wfW04Gl22zHu8NvLpeuPLTq&index=2
I put my headphones during the night and stare out the window listening to the f1 2013 start screen music

>>149830767
h-how far behind are you?

>>149832060
>Left Hand
you have to go back

Just took a mad shit eating carrot stew, gotta wipe my ass.

Good morning alf

For me, it's F1 related posts like this >>149832217

>>149832217
>modern women

>>149832042
Toilet paper a few times, then bidet

Torpedobros...

>>149832235
>dry off before you get wet
What sort of sequence is this?

old motorsport photo archives are gone and I'm pissed because that means countless lost photos from old races
where can I find every F1 race pre-2013 in original quality btw
I wanna rip some stuff

Going to watch Dover and Bluey this weekend while I dissociate does anyone wish to join me

>>149832252
>wipe the bulk of it off
>wash with water + soap
>dry with towel

>>149832031
he doesn't need to as his body has evolved to convert greggs into 100% energy and fat with no remaining waste

>>149831973
>there is nothing to "try"
try pussy you fag
lol

>>149832217
i hate wymyn so much bros...

>>149832345
lol faggot

>>149832375
delet this immdeiately

>>149832345
Ani cannot get real soon enough

>>149832322
>tf
>tp
however, checked

>>149827639 (OP)
>10 year anniversary of Jules Bianchi's death
10 years of fearing any amount of rain

>>149827639 (OP)
>>149832572
?

FUCKING FAGGOTS

The guy above me has sexual intercourse with queers.

>>149832664
t. anti-horner

>>149831733
>>149831749
>>149831759
PUP!

>>149832602
>>149832664
>>149832685
>>149832687
4U

Aww man…I missed the boob thread.

>>149827639 (OP)
>Vegas will fall
What did he meant by this!???

>>149832903
OF COURSHE

>>149827757
I'd let her PIN me down.

its 3 AM so i'll speak my mind.
I believe Jamaica Anon must be white. I did used to think
>well, maybe he's not white, maybe he's one of those black weebs, they always throw me off.
But now i think he's just white.

>>149828240
Lizards

kill all f1 posters
thoughts?

I really like this car, no matter what /f1/ says.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIugV2uRNR0

>>149832999
come swiftly f1-chan

Why are nu vidya just cutscene shit?

Oh shit wrong thread… and board… fuck…

>>149833166
>>149833168
death to /v/idaya fags

>watch old videos of michael and interviews with people who worked with michael
>suddenly don't feel like watching current F1 anymore

>>149833168
i believe it's /mlb/ you're looking for

>>149833166
>>149833168
>Why are nu vidya just cutscene shit?
goofy ass nigga

>>149817774
Well, I got a job. It’s just that easy.

>>149833307
fuck you

>>149833307
Oh get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into my job cannon and fire off into job land where jobs grow on jobees

>>149833311
>>149833319
Come on I can’t be a NEET forever

>>149833350
why not?

>>149833350
not with that attitude

>>149833369
>>149833388
I just want to fulfill my dreams, okay? I hate being poor, I truly do. I hate not having a source of income. It’s not a good feeling at all. This is probably the only time I’ve ever been transparent on these generals.

>>149832602
Bianchi was vegetable for nearly a year after the crash
and F1 started to be allergic to rain after the investigation of the crash concluded with such conclusions that F1 will try to schedule races when there is the smallest chance of rain possible at a track and limits wet running, etc...

>>149833410
Normies will never accept you no matter what. They threat their jobs not as just something you have to do for money but to gather around and socialize.

>>149833586
my silly little post was meant to imply that he died in the crash, the ~9 month vegetation was just a formality. same way schumi is still "alive", he was dead the moment he crashed into danny ric's tractor

>>149833410
>two weeks into the job i begged god for

>first seat confirmed, the rest of the roaches can fight over the second
Checobros WE are back

>>149833631
Return of the Mick

>>149833631
>2028 will be a WDC title race between the second drivers of 2021 that people laughed at while Verstappen and Hamilton are rotting somewhere in the midfield
pure pottery

closest last two digits is the next driver who dies

>>149833650
signsbros...

>>149833656
I sense that Sainz has a massive ego from reading his interviews

>>149833682
don't most drivers?

>>149833711
hamilton is humble

>>149833656
Sainz died in 2023 after his contract wasn't renewed

>>149830231
"sudden illness" retard. two official languages you'd think you could figure out how to contextually translate malaise from the german. fucking leaf(paki)

>>149833717
Still zesty as heck tho

>>149833732
Eat your own shit faggot, no matter how you translate it they don't give a clear answer.
For all your retarded ass knows he could have just had a random panic attack and fainted.

>>149833711
Not to the extent of Sainz' ego. He never talks about making mistakes and thinks he's way too good to be in the Williams.

>>149831939
if you were a real jamaican; you would have said "battyman" or "fossy". i'm calling you out

>>149833768
He's literally an asian transplant

>>149832217
do 700lb hip thrusts matter when your 3" long? look at his tiny feet. poor girl

>>149833756
he just knows that the williams lineup should be sargeant and latifi

>>149833799
this.
also Claire should come back

>>149833586
seems the tractor was the problem. and bianchi being shit. the rain turns out the shitters. nothing of valu was lost. except f1

>>149833631
is this the never-going-to-happen-because-andretti-is-a-prick new americano team? are mexican drivers cheaper in america too?

>>149833751
maybe you should translate it yourself was my point. you wouldnt be a fucking paki street shitter from bramgladesh if you could. a sudden panic attack can lead to a heart attack. "sudden illness" is acurate. and a very german reply. an humourous. paki

one puff calling out another...

>>149833855
>maybe you should translate it yourself was my point
I did you incompetent faggot.
The built in browser system translates it directly to "sudden malaise" but google translate proper translates it as "a sudden onset of illness".
Neither make it clear if he died upon impact or if he was dead before he hit the ground.
>a sudden panic attack can lead to a heart attack.
Nobody is denying that you dumb faggot
>bramgladesh
Bravo mutt, you can't even speak 1 language.

>>149832042
I just wipe with wet TP.

>>149833896
But that leaves the little paper shrapnel all over your bum.

>>149833906
Just get better TP, or be gentler or something.

>>149833535
I will remember this moment from now on fren

>>149833895
"i did...the built in browser...but google translate" YOU didnt do anything but use the BROWSER to translate. learn more than one language retard. "bramgladesh" is a conjunction of BRAMPTON, a city in ontario full of pakis, and BANGLADESH, a homeland of pakis. thus BRAM-GLADESH. paki. leaf. fuck. do better

>>149833906
he obviously means DAMP. how fucking retarded are you. you CANNOT under stand context at all. fucking paki, you dont soak it and rub it into you ass. now i know your a paki.

The endless random seethe about "Pakis" make it abundantly clear you're a jeet just FYI

>>149833872
its spelt "poof". however you do pronounce it "puff"

>>149833594
>>149833605
At this point in life, I’ve grown to become a misanthrope. People are so fake nowadays, maybe it’s just my doomerism phase. I just don’t hang around people anymore, not even my family.

>>149834002
I pronounce it as poof

>>149833307
>Well, I got a job. It’s just that easy.
If that’s so then why are zoomers online bitching that it’s impossible to even get a job? Some say they applied for 500 - 1000+ jobs.

>>149834014
YOU would

>>149829893
sad tb h

what a guy

>>149827757
Is she ready for a promotion to formula 4?

>>149834032
I don’t know… Shitty resumes I assume? Lack of work experience? Zoomers just don’t want jobs that pay shit and expect to get somewhere in life.

>>149833631
did they AI his face? looks weird as fuck

>>149834119
The entire thing is AI

ded to mclel

If Horner takes over Alpine do you think Hadjar could follow him?

>>149834169
how did you determine driver 1 and driver 2? or is it just random

>>149834173
It's not my chart, I just took a screenshot of it

>>149834152
>>149834154
wish I could squeeze in between you two (no homo)

>>149834182
>would cause us to make CUM
>(no homo)

>>149834185
Nothing gay about him wanting to CUM with the bros

gimi

>>149834185
It’s straight

>>149834185
>>149834207
>>149834212
CUM :D

>McLaren: Norris/Piastri
>Mercedes: Verstappen/Russell
>Ferrari: Leclerc/Hamilton
>Red Bull: Hadjar/Bottas
>Williams: Albon/Sainz
>Aston Martin: Alonso/Stroll
>Alpine: Gasly/Antonelli
>Racing Bulls: Lawson/Lindblad
>Haas: Ocon/Bearman
>Audi: Hulkenberg/Bortoleto
>Cadillac: Perez/Schumacher

>>149834207
cumming with bros is straight
letting pic related step on you is gay

>>149834230
fake ol bitties

>>149834173
driver 1 is the big spoon, driver 2 is the little spoon

>>149834230
Repent

>>149834229
>Red Bull: Hadjar/Bottas

>>149834247
99.9% men don't understand the pic you posted. No, it has nothing to do with booba.

>>149834245
alba-sama...

>>149834245
That title is a lie. Pretty sure there was some shitter girl in the Indy 500 last year

Dead sport
Dead bull

>>149834247
girls hug you?

>>149834282
Girl and hag are not synonyms.

>>149834282
she's not even the fastest girl in F1A
That's michael schumacher in a wig

>>149834292
Those suggestions are based on your own searches, anon.

>>149827756
i buy einhell because the batteries are good and cheap

>>149827757
>zero

>>149834299
>1 pole against 4 poles for Chambers
>0 fastest laps against 4 fastest laps for Chambers & Pin
>1 win against 3 wins for Pin
>3rd in the standings, 37 points behind Pin
>just got outscored and outqualified by her teammate Alba in Montreal
>fastest girl in F1 Academy

>>149834292
you can answer max verstappen to all of these except for the growing up poor one

gimi

Why hasn't Lewis Hamilton said more about the conflict in Gaza?

>>149834334
Max grew up so poor he had to walk home from his kart races

>>149834356
who fuckin cares

>>149834356
He's already said too much

>>149834356
because ferrari is jewish
he's a mixed race sellout

>>149834367
That chart shows that not very many are dying

>>149834367
>>149834382
>last year in the chart is 2020
when did he post that

>>149834382
5000 people in 12 years? That's more than 1 a day.
>>149834391
Back in early 2021

>>149834367
oooooh noooooooo some ugly brown smelly shitskins died, just like they did while preparing the Qatari and Saudi and Abba Dabbi and Bahrain and whatever street shitting mess of a Grand Prix last year and this year and next year and the year after that
who
fuckin
cares

>>149833631
I don't really see Schumacher getting the seat. Maybe they'll take him just for the name recognition, but I think they'll go with bottas for his more recent driving experience and past success of some form.

>>149834398
Iran shot missiles into Qatar last month that passed directly over the racetrack the Qatar GP is held at

>>149834424
>practice for the new anthem ceremony

>>149834418
Bottas might have options elsewhere. And he doesn't really bring sponsorship money and demands a hefty salary unlike Schumacher.

>>149834424
shame they didn't hit that godawful fucking "race"track
Total Tilke Death

Bottas is utter shit it's crazy to hear his name being tossed around as an option for multiple teams

Lawson is utter shit it's crazy to hear his name being tossed around as an option for multiple teams

>>149834356
>>149834367
>>149834395
keep that cutfag shit on the cutfag board, abdul >>>/pol/

Alpine will probably have a seat open again the way colapinto has been talked about

Ticktum is utter shit

>>149834575
its not like I hate pepsi cola but I never got hype behind him, dunno why alpiss rushed to give him a seat, it looks like hes in the same situation as yuki

both alpine and rb got the money from the sponsors and at the end of the season they will fire both guys, although in the case of alpine I think they actually paid to get pepsi cola lol

cutting my foreskin off just to spite the jeetleaf
formula one

jig
https://jigex.com/Hc7MS
https://jigex.com/Hc7MS
https://jigex.com/Hc7MS
jig

>>149834614
solved

>>149834612
you will now be known as the bleedanon

>>149834627
that's more than most anons can ever be known for

>>149834612
make sure you eat it to get back at him and the yiddish community

>>149834651
i'm fuckin way ahead of you my goy

>>149834628
I will never forget Spainon and his 9L of water

Jeorj Puccel.

>>149834604
>dunno why alpiss rushed to give him a seat
Because they thought all the crashes in the latter half of his Williams stint were just an anomaly, they also saw the insane sponsor potential he brought. IIRC F1TV or one of the other channels mentioned literal crowds of fans sticking around after every session to chant his name over and over at the garage, I don't even think he'd scored points yet.
>>149834651
>yiddish
orthodox, yiddish is a language

Spack Poohan

>>149832572
easy to blame Bianchi instead of the shitty tyres and aero

>>149834604
Briatore wanted to have a "win" to cement his position which was supposed to be only temporary. IIRC they paid Williams 20 million for Colapinto and didn't even get to fully own him, Williams still has an option to call him back at some point.

managing to market Colapinto as an up-and-coming talent is just step one to Williams domination.

>>149834822
digits confirm.
we are shadysalesmanmaxxing, perhaps Jewmaxxing even.

>>149834797
>IIRC they paid Williams 20 million for Colapinto
that should be the mercado libre money which at the end the day Im not sure it will be enough if he keeps crashing and having shitty performances

>>149834830
James Vowels sure isn't jawmaxxing

>>149827757
how can a young, half naked woman be so damn sexually unappealing

>>149834837
he's aerodynamic.
but yeah, not going to defend the man too much given how much he was willing to butter Sainz up last year.

>>149834837
maybe he should be James Consonants

Colapinto's career will go down as one of the weirdest in F1
from being nobody that never got mentioned to getting rumored to go to the championship winning car to being replaced all within just a year

is it over?

>>149834862
I am full of hopium today.
meds are working wonderfully.

>>149834862
JEORJ

Wake me up when race week begins

>>149834882
welcome to rb

>>149834860
Ynr that Ricciardo went from Horner telling him he's replacing Perez after the summer break to getting unceremoniously kicked out and retired in less than 2 months.

we did it

JB17? For me it's AS15

>>149835120
that image is shit, did you get it from reddi*?

>>149835136
oh no, you say it is redd*t? now i have to delete my storage disk
i dont want to have things someone called as redd*t

>>149835120
For me its KR7

it's time to accept that migg won't get the seat

Now that the dust has settled. Was he right?

>>149835238
100%
and the same thing could be said to the Renault board after they fired him

>>149835136
>>149835197
Phoneposters can't see filenames

>>149835238
If anything Ricciardo regrets going to Reno in the first place

>not a single good 2000s V8 supercar mod for assetto
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

migg was molested

>>149835328
At least it was heterosexual in nature

>>149835340
What about indoors?

>>149835301
His Renault move wasn't bad, he got paid well, had one successful season and upped his overall driver rating in the paddock a bit, which is how he also got a big contract at McLaren.

>>149835365
At Red Bull he would have had

>the same salary as Verstappen
>a winning car
>a slim chance at WDC in 2021
>a lot more marketability so more money from personal sponsors

>>149835358
Indoors? Nah he raced for RBR back in '06

>>149835172 you shouldn't have it because it's shit
>>149835197 redditfags can't use image generators?
>>149835289 take that back I'm not a filthy phoneposter you fucking faggot

>>149835417
>>>149835197(You) redditfags can't use image generators?
I was pointing out that it's AI slop.

Feces is currently coming out of my anus and plopping into the toilet as i type these words. Races for this feel?

>>149835443
this years monaco f2 race

>>149835443
f1 academy. take your pick

>>149835443
>>149835457

>>149835476
That's W-series

>>149835482
oh no!

>Bottas had Q3 appearances in a Sauber that he scored no points in
>Hulk has a podium in a Sauber that he never got into Q3 with

>>149835586
Horner had a Q3 appearance and he wasn't even in quali

it's settled

>>149835611
Nobody cares about Fag Sneedman

Gonna hit the shops, y'all want anything? Bread and cold meats are on the list already. No breakfast of champions unfortunately.

>>149835611
>HH
Why would a man living in Chicago, the birthplace of Kanye West, leave the D off his initials?

So how's Jeorj going to do at RB next year?

>>149835653
>naming your meme machine Heil Hitler
Based Pagani.

>>149835669
wait a moment...

>>149835611
shan't watch this grifter

>>149835677
Imagine all the people buying a HH.

>>149835611
>Some people think... Talking in a ... Dead pan ... Monotone with pauses... To look like i'm thinking... Very hard... Makes me look like... a ... retard.... What is your opinion on this?

must be wrestling fans

>>149835724
Ahahaha
Imagine HHing on the gym toilet while pooping
HH

>>149835443
poopflip would never

gimi :)

>>149836107
xD

>Migg gets Cadillac seat
>instantly Q3 qualis
>consistent points
>Mercedes jettisons Shittonelli
>AMX - Migg driver lineup
yfw

>>149836179
If I ever saw a friend sit like this I would lob something at their balls

>>149836196
Good thing Sharl doesn't have any.

>>149835724
>HH
The fuck does that even mean anyway? He just signs his posts because he's a dumb boomer who doesn't know how internets work or saying Hail Hitler since he doesn't like blacks or something?

>>149836255
It's the former. He has ho idea that HH can be interpreted as Heil Hitler.

Perez/Bottas would be so disappointing.
Especially when there are more exciting options like Palou or one of the amerizoomers in F2/F3

>>149836312
even though I am far from a Bottas fan he was still quick in 2024, despite the results saying otherwise
Perez I could do without, I would even go as far as saying Mick at this point would be as good

>>149836196
The Cock and Ball Torturer of Christchurch.

>>149836255
no you're dumb

HH

>>149836255
H.H.

Hans Hermann

>>149835648
I'm back. Y'all are missing out. Just like No Rizz is missing out on the WDC this (and every other) year.

>>149836434
we knew you'd be buying a lot for the weekend so we didn't want to borther you :-)

>>149836444
I did buy for the whole weekend and that's very nice of you Hanz.

MAXIE

>>149835358
Just some innocent uncle-nephew play.

>>149836604
How much convincing did AMX need?

>>149836642
Toto sent some very persuasive emails.

>>149836642
Not a lot hopefully. Still a chance he stays with the sinking ship out of loyalty which would be a huge waste.

>>149834870
no longer hopeful

>>149836690
time for another dose

>>149836675
I cringed when mags said that

>>149836675
best I can do is 3 months

>>149836675
>out of loyalty
If he stays, it will not be about loyalty, it will be about sticking with the team he's known for the past decade and the team that is built around him.

>>149836642
maybe he still needs some extra sugar? like how sainz got vowles in his hotel room doing everything he wanted for weeks

but james vowles is a paddock slut ofc, trained by torger himself

>>149836828
>>149836675
>>149836651
I'm pretty sure just pointing any of these out:
>FORD ENGINES
>everyone who made RB great is gone
>new team boss is a FERRARI PIT WALL ENGINEER
>no one understands what the fuck they're doing anymore
>FORD ENGINES
Was enough him to go "Where do I sign"

>>149836828
I do not like being reminded of this.

>>149836795
>team that is built around him
Is this the new "car is built for him"? Argies are more retarded than I initially thought.

>>149836795
>team built around him
It's a team most of everyone has already left and is sinking fast.
Pretty sure AMX doesn't want to be a backmarker which RB will be from 2026.

>>149836867
how come

Max Verstappen is afraid of me

>>149836929
same

>>149836872
I'm not saying that as a bad thing.
It's what a team does when they have the best driver in the world and they greatly value his inputs.

>>149836916
All true.
But thr remains that RBR is basically HIS team. That is not easy to give up.
I have no doubt that all he cares about is having a competitive car, and that Merc will almost surely have it, but if the possibility exists for RBR to build a competitive car, then the decision is not so easy.

>>149836929
>>149836976
Stop replying to yourself, Jos.

Was if common /f1/ knowledge that the 2026 cars can't have Venturi-tunnels, effectively killing off ground effect?
That's new to me.

>>149836929
hello auntie fucker. fucker of all aunts and generally all 35+ women

>>149837036
Not exactly a secret but mainstream journos are keeping very quiet about it.

And judging by a CAD model I saw in R***** the floor ain't fully flat but allowed Venturi tunnels are very modest compared to what we have now.

>>149837036
Don't fall for (their) propaganda, there are no 2026 cars since F1 is ending this year

>>149837067
Tell me more about this lore

>>149837021
>>149836916
>All true
No it isn't true, there have been a few high profile departures but some of them have been quite obvious busts.
Aston Martin was so disappointed by the work of Dan Fallows that they completely dumped him after like 2.5 seasons, and that was a hire a bunch of people claimed was a big steal from RBR.
The car also isn't "sinking fast", performance is still clearly in the top 3, with one anomaly where they were 4th and most weekends being in the top 2. If the car wasn't so tricky to drive they'd probably be P2 in the WCC.
Max is far behind in the WDC but a large portion of that is because of stupid mistakes he made, or crashes he had no control over.

>>149837036
Don't need ground effect if you got a V12
(Later to get replaced by V8s)

>>149837172
V10 best V.

>>149837233
based

Is this an appropriate physique for a F1 WAG?

>>149837165
I'd argue true, because AMX lost a LOT of points when he took out his frustration on Jeorj (which shouldn't be a penalty at all Jeorj should be the punching bag of any other driver) and his shitty spin in Brian.
But look at the team call, putting him on hards in Spain. That was a glimpse into what RB has become.
And the car is shit. It cannot be stressed hard enough that despite his childish temper-tanturms and ragequits, AMX is quite possible one of if not the best F1 drivers the world has ever seen. Every single #2 driver just sinks next to him and that's the true pace of the car. The fact that AMX was fighting for championship contention for a while was just his pure genius. NO, I cannot get enough of AMX' cum throuhg this IV line, thank you.
RB died the moment Horny told Newey to fuck off.

>>149837267
difficult to tell from here. show her backside, breasts and on her back, legs open pulling her labia apart

>>149837165
Rob Marshall, Newey, and Wheatley were big losses for RBR that are currently making big contributions to rival teams.
They also fired Horner. Whether this will prove to have been a good decision or not, time will tell, but the fact that the highly successful TP that has led the team from the start 20 years ago is no longer there should be destabilizing at the very least.

DUN DUN DUN

>>149837332
>>149837332
>>149837332

but why?

>>149837305
Horner being sacked is the biggest sign for me that Max is staying for 2026 (who knows about after that)

the fuckin idiot of fnarva

wasn't even me :)

>he baked early
this has ruined my day

>>149827756
This stuff gets bought for boomers as a gift and then rots away under a kilo of dust in the fucking basement or garage

>>149827756
Doesn't look that expensive on google, I don't know much about tool brands, but I do know it's better to spend a bit more money on something that lasts instead of cheap garbage that breaks within a year or two.

esti under investigation for a starting infringement

>>149837596
Are you really black?

>>149837520
>then rots away under a kilo of dust in the fucking basement or garage
Isn't that all tools? You only need them a few times per year.

>>149833307
Based slave

>>149833586
I miss Sepang races so badly and Spa during rain was so awesome anons

>>149837165
>If the car wasn't so tricky to drive
The car is tricky to drive because it's the only way to extract performance out of it, there's no reality where making it balanced retains the existing performance ceiling. I don't understand how this is something people just aren't understanding. It's not difficult to grasp.

>>149837625
My tools are used at least once a month for private use.

>>149837336
>no edition
>retardedly early
estis come get your village idiot

>>149837353
Ejecting Horner mid-season achieves absolutely nothing for performance (which is the only thing Max says he wants), and is only going to destabilize the team further especially at a time where we're about to enter new regs. It doesn't make any sense why this would be a demand to keep Max. I'm not convinced this means the opposite either, but just a coincidence based on the Red Bull ownership split, and they've wanted Horner gone for a while but haven't been able to until now.

trophy by belgians

>>149837862
I blame the Walloons

>>149837336
i saw this kind of retardation happening at /tennis/, by an esti...

>>149837725
This.
Tho I do wonder, hindsight 20/20, how did one of the most dominant cars of this ruleset become one of the biggest pile of shit?
Did RB screw itself over with upgrades after they sacked Newey and ruined the car or was it the case of other teams like McLelen just catching up?
>>149837839
Even if AMX wanted Horner gone RB handled the situation the worse way it could. Firing your well-loved and respected team boss mid season will only do one thing. Throw the team into utter and complete disarray.

>>149837862
what's the symbolism?

>>149837934
cock rings

>>149837899
>how did one of the most dominant cars of this ruleset become one of the biggest pile of shit?
The exodus of senior talent revealed Wache to be a complete hack, in the simplest possible terms. Some of that exodus went to McLaren, which is at least in part responsible for their good form now.

>>149837934
>>149837949
anal beads

>>149827756
It's 'german' but actually cheap chink trash same with aeg. Festool is also 90% chink nowadays but overpriced and a bit less trash. I think only mafell still produces shit in Germany but I might be wrong.

a new must be baked with edition
I am not responsible for this

>>149838017
it will be a real (boy) edition

Now that the dust has settled, how much does the dust weigh in total?

>>149838039
three-fiddy

>>149838022
good

>>149837862
Did Ralf Schumacher design this?

>>149838067
UNDERRATED

why is ralf gay

>>149838117
likes men innit

>>149838117
slave to the cock

>>149838123
in what

>>149838117
Cora turned him gay.

>>149838143
in his bum hole mostly

>>149838117
To make Schumacher-tragedy complete.
The main hero is a vegetable.
The side character is a poof.
And the kid is nonce.

>>149838156
that's gay

>>149838166
>>149838166
>>149838166

>>149834841
>>149834837
>>149834835
CUM :D
(European substitute)

>>149835443
do swissfats really?

>>149837267
*pins her down (with her consent)*
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP CUM CUM CUM CUM GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT