Thread 149833621

I like trains edition

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>>149819203

yiyos

>sexday 18/06:
>ARG1
19:30 | Boca Juniors x Unión de Santa Fe
21:30 | Atlético Tucumán x Central Córdoba

>COL1 (UTC-5)
20:00/18:00 | Unión Magdalena x Llaneros
22:10/20:10 | Tolima x Santa Fe

>CHL1 (UTC-4)
20:00/19:00 | Everton x Deportes Limache

>BRA2
19:00 | Atlético-GO x Criciúma
21:30 | Ferroviária x Athletic

>PRY1
18:30 | General Caballero x 2 de Mayo

UTC-3/[local time]

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promiedos.com.ar

>>149833621 (OP)
Is this the average boquita fan sexual fantasy?

Let's play a game copalib
Get the name of a videogame and replace one of the words with banheirão

I'll start: Super Banheirão Bros.

>>149833637
>>>/int/

>>149833640
Banheirao 2

lmao homie gets triggered when you talk bad about anime and boquita
name a worst combination

>>149833640
banheirao of legends

>>149833640
Harry Potter and the Banheirao of Secrets

>>149833640
>>149833652
>>149833655
>>149833669
We Love Banheirão

>>149833640
Devil May Banheirao

>>149833640
Call of Banheirão

>>149833640
Banheirao of Radiance

brazucas ruin another thread
i'm going back to /u/ and /pol/

>>149833640
Counter-Banheirao

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBfVsucRe1w

>>149833640
Tony Hawk’s Pro Banheirao
Tony Banheirao Underground

Palmeirasbros...

>>149833735
>>>/v/

Sentiu

>>149833727
Imagine this but it's called menstruaçao instead.

lol he really sentiu'd

Lil bro wants to be in conmebol so hard.

time for some spanish lesson before bed

>>149833779
Ela peidou?

the balubi entered

need bostera gf

>>149833820
>webm
>for a static image

>>149833703
>/u/
Anything good this season?

>>149833640
Sid Meier's Banheirão

>>149833820
>>149833829
smartest bostero

>>149833749
Botafogo and forest have a close relationship

>>149833918
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Banheirao

>>149833948
Imagine the incendiated forest

>>149833621 (OP)
>>>149833026

Sorry got a bit busy here. But wasn't Penedo just pretty much worse than him overall? I could see Mejia being more experienced than him even at a young age, you know our league is a meme but it's fucking hard to stand out playing in a club like Fenix where you don't have the time($) to be pro all the time. I mean footy people know about you and that's what matters but we're talking about earning a minimum salary or maybe at best the same as a programmer nowadays, most football players in small teams had to work at supermarkets in fact they still do. My point being, as a Peñarol fan I fucking hated playing against the guy, he's a tall and long ass fucker so he keeps on catching balls that actually most european goalkeepers only get the chance to.
I actually agree with the chemistry part about Penedo, personally the problem about mejia was him being a bit wild, he recognized it himself as failing in europe due to being well, lazy. Anyways fun to talk about a player I like since I was a kid

>>149834076
>Penedo

>>149834081
>gay ass comment
Flag confirms every single time

>No, Argentina has not won the FIFA Women's World Cup. They have participated in the tournament four times (2003, 2007, 2019, and 2023) but have yet to win a match, according to Topend Sports and Buenos Aires Herald
>No, Brazil's women's national football team has never won the FIFA Women's World Cup. Their best performance was as runners-up in 2007. They also achieved a third-place finish in 1999. Brazil has participated in every FIFA Women's World Cup since its inception in 1991
How is this even possible? Are you telling me soccer is more popular with women in the USA than it is in Argentina or Brazil?

>>149834317
that's right
volleyball is the women's sport here

>>149834325
so are girls who play soccer considered like butch lesbian type girls or something? Like how we view girls who play basketball? That’s crazy for me to try to understand

>>149834392
that's pretty much the gist of it

I once played football as the only man in the field and I never received so many kicks, elbows and shoves in my life. It was great.

why do europeans cuck your players from you?

>european team
>it's all nogs and latinos
Europeans are the ones getting cucked out of their teams lmao.

>>149834774
you're the nigger who loses his players because you're a worthless poor spic

im nigger

Now say it without the VPN.

>>149833640
banheirão musume: pretty derby

>>149833820
motherfucker! what a scare. I was caught

you're just mad because i'm black and proud of it

I'd sodomize an argie for one of these
(Even if not asked to)

Chikaner is on the epstein list

>>149837195
>black
>proud
if a child calls you a monkey what do you do?
>cry
>call the police
black is the most pathetic race in the world

But you are not a child. Gotcha

bom chia copalib

>>149837319
perro macaco

>>149837270
i say whites (doesn't include you ofc) won't exist by the end of the century, obviously

If Sao Paulo win tomorrow I promise to dont talk about jews or caipiras until the end of the year
Plus I'll also pray extra hail mary to my brazilian fellows who are in the darkness

I say boca loses today
Santa fe too

now corinthians will amassate são paulo
maybe i should place a bet

>>149837361
>AAAAAAAAAHHHH NOOOOOOO THE VIOLENT POLICE IS KILLING US, HELP US JOE BIDEN
>actually you're the one going extinct, heh
which one is it broski

>most played somg in brazil
P de pecado
>most played song in argentina
Hola perdida
>most played song in colombia
Pantysito

It is because of things like these that palmeiras was relegated 2 times

>>149837408
you're not very bright

>>149837512
just let him mufate himself retard

>>149837512
Put your ass where your mouth is
Place a bet
Just kidding, betting is wrong

i hope trikas wins trikasbros
i dont want to be rebaixated

Nobody wants to be rebaixated but I want trikas rebaixament along with Vasco and inter, that's the ideal scenario to me

craving pica but doesn't know how to ask^

I am not greedy. Sao paulo falling down is enough for me
>who asked
My brother asked me

>>149837831
it's sex day, you don't have to ask

>>149837512
>no brasileiro
kek
Corinthians literally got more wins than são paulo there overall

we have an unironic black in the thread :skull:

I dont understand why spfc makes such a deal of denying the 1990 relegation. It doesnt take away the three world.titles, it just make the recovery looks greater.

>>149834124
hmm, yes yes

nothing more satisfying than pretending to be leftist to lure some retarded girl

>>149837858
i don't think being black is something that can be done ironically

I read the news today
Oh boy

This my favorite beatles song btw
It is copalib related because the current paul mccartney played in maracana

>>149837924
yeaaaaaaaaaa das rite ytboi

>>149837937
for me, it's norwegian wood

Lets list players whose carreers were finished because of their ankles

>>149837974
Mia Khalifa

>>149837257
that's a man

>>149837937
for me it's revolution 9

I hope limache and may 2nd lose today

>>149837955
More like norwood 2

>>149837937
For me, it's The Long and Winding Road

>>149833640
Age of Banheiraos

>>149838114
I'm sorry bro, should've made the right choice

>>149838151
Aren't you supposed to use both?

>>149833640
The Banheirão

>>149838294
you could
they will just not work all the same

>>149833640
Benheirao Mama 5

>>149838313
How so?

Guys, check it out, Cruzeiro is the leader of brasileirão 2025

>>149838363
who leads the Banheirao?

>Smart Fit é a nova patrocinadora do Comitê Olímpico do Brasil
Imagine

>>149838377
San pablo

>>149838313
>>149838294
they don't know about chicken shit and papaya seeds

>>149838721
Why not using a flute

>>149838721
>chicken shit and papaya seeds
Are they in serie b?

Estimated size of La Roja after finalíssima and 2026 WC

>>149838978
The part at the end caused a 9.5 earthquake in malaysia.

>>149838978
I feel demoralized
I dont want to be mean
but I feel bad now

hol up we're all white underneath? all you need to do is peel yourself? how come no one told me this

>>149839386
That's a lizard.

>>149839640
Didn't know Ciro Fucking Games was santista.

>>149839640
>no Mirassol

>>149839640
POV: you walked into banheirao uninvited

>>149839640
>san pablo
>white

>cruzeiro
*cuguloso

>>149840448
>ese ano se hace justicia

>>149840448
90% of these are no longer used btw.

>do nothing all week
>boss sends message thanking my efforts

>>149840745
one time this happened to me and I thought he was being sarcastic but no, he's really that oblivious

i'll make up for it and send you a message telling you to commit suicide

>>149833640
Crash Banheirão

>>149840774
mean

>>149833640
Sonic The Banheirão

>>149833640
Secret of Banheirão
Tales of Banheirão
Final Banheirão
Banheirão Quest

Which team will have a jogador/dirigente killed by an organizada first?

betting 50 reais on vasco

>looking at her
>looking at us
Damn. I hope this neggrinho has all his money on his mother's name cause even for a zoomer this would be a very dumb move

>>149840815
Banheirao fantasy

>>149840832
>betting 50 reais on vasco
I wish but they are all podrinho's dicksuckers

>>149840533
>iceberg with way too much shit

Endrick de Sousa. Veja que fim deu a revelação do Palmeiras com passagens por Real Madrid e XV de Piracicaba

>>149840946
>iceberg in the first place
It's all zoomer shit.

>>149840841
Does she handle his BCC( Big Charlton Cock)?

Bomchia /copalib/ hoje é SEXta feira, what are we Watching today? I have bean out for some days, lusting like a whore thanks to tinder, but I’m back to the beans baby

>>149841084
I was thinking maybe rambo 3?

things that happened while I was out
>Jhon du-tard missed his first training session with Mourinho
>Boca empatated against argenchinos juniors performing poorly gago style like in previous semester
>Bucaramierda lost at home
>juanfer to riBer gay
>Rojo to ensuciantes de la garcha
>racing officially over under milito
>Bolivia players supposedly used peds against colombia and points (the curse) will be granted to Colombia. Officially out in group stages next year as it is impossible not to qualify
>today debuta Leandro Paredes
>Mono navarro montoya came out of the closet and he’s obviously in Riquelme’s payroll (he was fired from ESPN)
>De paul is moved to inter miami so he can have intercourse with messi
>finalissima to be played next year on march
What else?

>>149840832
Sport

>>149841148
I WILL watch Boca and I will visit a sex shop

>>149833640
Tales from the Banheirão
Marvel Banheirão
Banheirão: Game of the Year Edition
Grim Banheirão
Angry Banheirão
The Witcher 3: Wild Banheirão
Banheirão: The Video Game
Unreal Banheirão
Banheirão Tycoon
Banheirão Shodown II
God of Banheirão
LEGO Banheirão: The Video Game

Chegou a notícia que ninguém queria dar....

>>149841229
Damn he's packin HEAT

>>149841229
Nooo don’t post that! you might upset the autistiANO

>>149841229
>>>/pol/
>>149841471
>>>/int/

>Sérvia assume Fortaleza BC e será primeira técnica da história do NBB; conheça

I'm in love

river vs boca

Dudu got a 6 games suspension
telling someone to go fuck themselves = misogyny

>i'm med/european because i'm 1/16th eyetalian o algo
>speaks mexican

>>149841603
VTNC = Vou treinar no Cruzeiro

>>149841603
He only said Vou Trabalhar No Cruzeiro

Whats the Leila x Dudu mutreta?

I speak, eat, drink and breathe beans. May the bean be with you Paredes, your winger is changuito zeballos

Sometimes I wonder why /copalob/ isn’t recognized in the outside world. We are better than twitter

>>149841877
>>149841888
Dubs and trips. Muito assustador

>>149841900
dubs, DAAAAMN

>>149841900
>double digits
I was sent by the lord and we are on fire

>>149841782
>2023
>Dudu gets injured, 9 months on the DM
>contract near end, out of Abel plans, Cruzeiro makes an offer
>Dudu makes a verbal agreement, Palmeiras agrees on selling
>Cruzeiro announces Dudu out of nowhere on social media
>Palmeiras fans want him to stay
>"you know what, I'll honour my contract"
>Dudu stays and eventually gets transferred as a free agent
>Leila goes on public shitting on Dudu for this
>Dudu replies on social media telling her to fuck off
>this is misogyny, I'll sue!

>>149841888
if we were recognized we'd become worse, it's like the double-slit experiment, the added observation will affect us (negatively)

>>149841782
Dudu being a maligno goiano
>used PALs facilities to recover from exploded knees
>signed a 2m contract
>played like shit
>dropped by Abel
>gets mad because muh history I was good in 2018, respect me
>open talks with other clubs behind PALs back
>Mancha invites him for a conversinha and he changes mind
>Leila tells him to fuck off and forbids him from coming back (rightfully)
>He signs for Cruzeiro for huge wages and doesn't play because he's shit
Also Leila heightmoggs him

>>149841920
>>149841932
I know this part, but today i saw a post quoting Leila calling him a coward and aggressor (iirc) so i thought something new came up.

>>149841924
Yeah, this probably would become another messi vs cr7 general, full of mexicans, peruanos and fucking chilenos. Except for webm anon. I love him

>>149841932
you wish, wicked witch

>>149841973
she called him a coward because of the vtnc thing, saying she's empowered for doing suing and shit

>>149841973
You're probably thinking about this.
https://ge.globo.com/blogs/blog-da-gabriela-moreira/post/2021/01/20/noticias-palmeiras-dudu-acusacao-acusado-agressao.ghtml

>>149842040
I kneel

>>149841888
>>149841555

I have a job interview at 5pm. Wish me luck

>>149842112
remember to wear a suit

>>149842112
don't worry we'll call you back :)

Fuck you, man.

>>149842120
It's online. I won't even be wearing pants

>>149842112
Good luck, anão. Não fique nervoso

Why are you short and brown?

a que la puta atencional le responde en 3
2
1

>>149842112
If you are nervous just imagine us naked.

Can't believe Fla got Carrascal. The most pechofrio faggot I've ever seen.

>>149842152
I’m giving you a (you), but only to piss off that retarded cuckombiano, ne crois pas que tu es spécial, sale fils de pute, spèce d’infoiré

>>149833640
currently going through shadow of the banheirão for the first time.
i had a ps2 back then but i missed many of the great titles because mom always thought television and video games were the source of all evil in this world and prevented me from buying anything that wasn't a platformer or a racing game

coworkes are remembering the "good old times" and talking about people who left the company at teams group channel

dude, I don't care about your workplace, do your fucking job quietly

This is a daily occurrence for Paulistas
Whenever a paulista starts schizoing remember that maybe he's just venting after a day like this, be nice, maybe cheer when they talk about jews and nordeschinos again

>>149842599
Cavalo

>>149842464
Play ICO afterwards

i care about your workplace, bring in more cool facts about it

also my favorite site is blacked dot com

>>149842607
kek these are the macacos larping as white med italian roman latins on /int/ and /his/

Hmmm, Neverkusensisters???

so many thirdieniggers with vpns
are you subhuman spics and macacos rangebanned or what?

>>149842607
indian tier

>>149842067
kek, 2016 Brasileirão mindbroke him forever

I need BBC.

>>149838363
uh Cruzeiro? i don't see em

>>149842624
>diretor fumito ueda
dutifully i will

mengao sub 20 is rapeing bayer leverkusen in this very moment

>>149842112
remember to complement the HR lady

why do europeans cuck your players from you?

refugees welcome btw

reminder that Palmeiras will rape River in Copalib

>>149842640
kek

this retarded really wants to leave Palmeiras. never trust congolombians

ZAMN

>>149842766
there's people actually watching a friendly between u20 kek

I hate living in a brown country

>>149840953
kkkkkkkkk

>>149842607
>i-is this a crowded train???
>in a rush hour???
I hate caipiras more than I could ever hate paulistanos.

>>149842727
why does that company that makes pills and vitamins get to have a football club? or is it just a case of both coming from the same location so they share the name and logo for some reason

>>149842802
just wait until you find out about the JLeague clubs

Juden League

Padre fez uma oração, e pediu para os torcedores entrar nessa corrente para ajudar o São Paulo.

>>149842789
>pretending this is normal
Kek the eternal paulistANO
you can hate me on your 2 hour commute back to diadema (I got home in 15 minutes)

(he "works" at the biqueira near his barraco)

o cavalho porrado nao cheira os peidos dele

>>149842607
do poolistas really??

browns have ruined my country

weird way to say argentina was never good

>>149842783
retarded mongrel

voy a correr en my cueca

>>149842837
I'm from Rio you mong. The metro is like that in any big city in the world and the whole point of it is that it takes you home in 30 minutes or less.

>>149842816
don't tell me yahama and honda have football clubs

>>149842897
you're not japanese you macaco subhuman

>>149842913
and you'll eat worms, have nothing and be happy.

São Paulo is such a miserable city, sad!

>>149842913
And even then, you could always leave work a few minutes early or wait a few minutes more to avoid the rush hour. Then the trains will be normal again.

public transportation was fun before feminism

>>149842920
thank god :)

>>149842951
KKKKKKKKK you're fucking delusional
>leaving work early
>Implying rush hour starts exactly at 6pm
Dear Lord, you're sheltered

>>149842915
yeah and also nissan, hitachi, mitsubishi, panasonic, etc.

>>149842903
Send pics.

WHATEVER packed train or not, I have my reserved seat arigatou gozaimasu

>>149843031
AUTISTAS ALVINEGROS

reminder that seething about SP is a shibboleth of a pardo macaco

SP is a shithole

>>149843041
it's more of an indigenous trait actually
any sight of urban development is an attack to their existence in their minds
it's quite sad, really

>>149843000
I take the metro everyday. I leave work around 16:00 and the trains are always comfortable enough. There are hardly any seats, but there is enough room to move freely. I get home in 20 minutes.

>my favela is better than your favela
war, war never changes

>>149833632
>PRY1
>18:30 | General Caballero x 2 de Mayo
fuchibol in 2 bongs

>>149843080
indios are pardos you retard

>>149843090
Look at them ears

>>149843086
I take my car and get back home in 20 min so all the problems of the world don't exists :)

>>149843098
semantics
by pardo most people mean mixed race nowadays
but of course a lot pardos are part indio

this is nuts

*drops bananas on the floor and keeps walking*

making messi threads rn

>>149843089
you're also a favela dweller you retarded spic

>>149843139
I'M GONNA SLIP

>>149843139
hey man, wait, you dropped your bananas

uh oh brownfight!

those are the ez days when it's not raining btw

>>149843139
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AYUDAME CONMEBOL BASTA DE RACISMO

we mindbroke her

i always laugh when i remember this happened

i really believed Danilo was the next Casemiro, now he's returning not only to Brazil but to bostafogo at 24.

Algum paulistano deve ter comido a mulher desse esquizofrênico. E olha que normalmente é o paulistano que gosta de assistir.

>>149843173
>raises finger
>Doctor, una cueca cuelita por favorcito... siiii.... dos pedritas de hielo perfecto
>gracias, señor
>por supuesto, la tiene adentro, amigo

>>149843219
you think someone like that has a woman to call theirs?

>>149843217
He never played like Casemiro, he's more like Bruno Guimarães

>>149843149
i-i'm sorry master...

>>149842775
yes when you live at the nordeste there ain't much to do expect chill by the rede watching the mengo games

Do you ever wake up and cry that your ancestors chose the wrong america?

proibido falar a verdachi
sujeito a paulada

>>149843236
Probably. It's not hard to pull an overweight BPD woman with a butterfly tattoo who wants an open relationship.

It's supposed to be random..

>>149842775
It's actually Flamengo's U20 vs Leverkusen's seniors.

>>149843256
and never post a train again, or they will call you pardo lol.

Anglos come here to say "you are brown" because they can't say that to the ones in their country or they go to jail.

You are brown though

>y otros
Marronazo alert.

just killed a couple of monsters in monster hunter now

>>149843428
How about you kill the unemployment rate by getting a job?

>>149843392
happens everywhere tho. Everyone is brave online. Trikaschizo should be a getlenman irl lol.

>>149843455
that's where im playing monster hunter now

>>149843477
Why is cruzeiro part of Fox Hound?

>>149843455
It's friday, it's not a day for working

>>149843557
I don't see you having sex either.

>>149843573
oh so you like to watch?

>>149843573
Too busy playing Black Souls

>>149843609
Okay I didn't know you were a connoisseur, please continue.

.

Dear Riquelme and Leila, I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see

I wanna be a schizo

>>149843698
Is it true that Eurico acabated with Vasco to please Edmundo?

If you don't have blue eyes you're not white

>>149843689
og, no cap, fr fr.

>>149842725
Why argentinians so bad at dancing?

>>149843947
it's just not in our genes bro

Millions of fofinhas perish every year to (((cidade grande)))

you're not white, you speak macaco

>>149843428
i never managed to get into that game, the controls are so fucking horrible

if neymar jr had a son named neymar, would we call him neymar the third?

im going sugarless with the terere today just lime juice

>>149843997
I would call him Neylago

>>149843751
Yes
and Edmundo later sued vasco

>>149843967
your sister died of piroca grande rip

> Leilas reaction to Dudus apologies on court
K E K

cope
bostileiro macacos subhumans

>le epic white south brazil
>just as brown as brown american states like browifornia
yikes

>terere
more like te re gusta la pija

>>149843967
You can't be sad in Xique Xique

another day doing nothing at work

>>149844188
are you complaining ?

why is an illegal colombian gold miner wearing a penadoy kit?

>>149844188
Based Soteldo

>>149844188
being concursado must be fun

>>149844219
no, i'm enjoying it
>>149844233
i wish

>>149844226
better pic

>>149844245
good

>>149844253
Is that Operário-PR? Jajaja

>>149844280
no, it's atlético mineiro

which one would you pick /copalib/
>redpill
You don't win a national title during the next 30 years but you win 2 sudakinos in between
>Bluepill
You don't win anything international but you win 10 -15 national leagues during the next 30 years, you most likely die without seeing your team lifting sudakino or copalib
>blackpill
You get to win a copalib but you don't win anything else the next 30 years, you will fight relegation for some seasons and might get relegated as well

I choose the pinkpill, you turn into my femboy wife that loves my cock

>>149844518
River plays tomorrow what re you doing here Marcelo

Agachate y conocelo jajajajaj (the pill is taking effect already)

jej se re regalo

Beans'N'Rices - Fart Train

>>149844545
KEK

>>149844066
Sp like the board or the state

You're not actually going to be here on sunday, right anons?
it's friends' day

>PAR1
General Caballero vs 2 de Mayo
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/vknnddO7/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149844042
o que essa traficante de cocaína tá se fazendo de vítima pq um jogador mandou tomar ela no cu?

Povo carioca é um povo imundo

>>149844499
blue
but only because brasileirão is worth something, if my flag wasn't green I'd might pick red or black

>>149844736
Respect women, anon

voce sabia que o jogador Leandro Paredes nao é realmente uma parechi?

>>149844717
>Talles (BRA)
wtf is nigga doing there

>>149844791
This

>>149844846
surviving

>>PAR1
2 de Mayo missed penalty against General Caballero

>>149844873
Meu Tales cata muito, pra cima, garoto

>>149844873
Penalty foul

>BRA2
Atlético-GO vs Criciúma
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/h0AHhW7r/#/match-summary/lineups

What if Messi became governor of Miami.

watch your racism spics

>>149844912
Criciwoman, walkin down the streets

>>149844965
fartin*

>>149844857
She has aura

>ARG1
Boca Juniors vs Unión de Santa Fe
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/0CxkdoWg/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149845005
my main nigga Charles Palaces

>>149845008
He's so handsome

>>149845005
I wish I was this handsome

>PRA1
General Caballero 0 - 2 de Mayo [1]

>>149845005
why is he staring at me with the dreamworks face? my panty is getting kinda... wet?

>>149844889
no era

i just shat

THE BEAST

Mr. Walls

>>149845151
can't believe we lend and them sold him to Bokita while kept Fraco Lopez

>>149845184
It's fine bro, you have o CRAQUI Vitor Nhoque

>>149845191
Leila and her minions are so fucking dumb, zero knowledge about fútbol. Anyway time for my spanish lesson

>>149845072
Nigga only has one panty.

>>149845005
It's like you're my mirror (ooh)
My mirror staring back at me

>>149845218
gostosa but I can't stand ASMR

>>149845135
What is he listening to?

ok i opened a few messi threads when do my argentine pesos arrive?

>>149845218
When are we going to hear you speak some spanish anon? You keep taking lessons but we never see you practice it.

I always forget people never arrive in time when they go out
could've played vidya for 30 min

>>149845239
it gets better in spanish
>>149845253
already practiced a lot early this year, need to keep studying

>>149845240
Nick Drake - Pink Moon (1972)
he read the rumors about him being fired from Bokita and is depressed...

>>149845259
And I'm the one who always arrives on time and I never learn this lesson

:D

>>149845240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZTNgAs4Fc&list=RDdhZTNgAs4Fc&start_radio=1

>>149845240
Ramon el Flaquito - Te Quiero En My cuequita (slowed)

>>149845260
Give us a vocaroo.
>>149845259
>>149845269
>ask friend what time does he want me to pick him up
>arrive right on time
>he still makes me wait 15 minutes

it seems this wasn't even a yellow huh
le están robando a mi Atlético-GO

These bitches just left home
I arrived 30 min ago
It's OK, I'm watching Uruguay femenino
Belén Aquino scored

>>149845339
This should be a red

oh god
mouth is playing right now and I forgot
it's against Union

>>149845363
there's no evidence of that

>boca is playing badly
why

>COL1
Unión Magdalena - Llaneros
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/neLifaEE/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149845404
>boca is playing badly
it's a day that ends with y

boca should just hire a B nacional coach like madelon or forestello, they have a B nacional squad anyway

>CHILE1
Everton vs Limache
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/rRhHViTg/#/match-summary/lineups

Alguém aqui já teve hemorróidas?
Parece que meu cu vai explodir.
Tô há semanas passando pomada e só piora, não sei mais o que fazer, nunca tive essa merda.

>>149845447
I have it but it just bleeds ocasionally, I don't feel any pain. Change your diet, eat more fibers and if the medication isn't helping go to the doctor.

>>149845447
eat a lot of fiber, don't push the shit out, let it come out on its own and don't spend the entire day sitting on your ass, if you need to be on the computer a lot get some cushions and lay on your side or something

>almost a union goal
kek

>>149845447
you need one of these so you use less force while poopin, also what everybody else said

colapib is real

Hora do banheirão

>>149845472
it's amazing that most free kicks or corners are goals and they insist on not buying decent centrales, they're so fucking stupid

>>149845463
>>149845468
Thanks for the advices.
Actually, I'm treating a gastric disease, so my diet is very light and I drink a lot of water.
In the last months, with these diet changes, it was much easier to take a dump, I don't know why this shit happened now.

>>149845515
And avoid anal sex

>>149845515
just lift your feet with something, anything in your house, it will make your life easier

>>149845522
I'm not gay, stop projecting.

what does he do?

>>149845565
banheirão

>>149845546
Who the fuck puts a paperclip on their colon? And a red one to top it off.

>>149845576
you had to be there

>>149845576
but it would fall off without it

>>149845565
don't care.
now this is a hemorrhoids general

>theres niggas who have the Chilean flag filtered who have never seen any webms
damn

>shitty match nobody cares about
>upstairs neighbor puteating every player like he bet his entire lifesavings on it

>>149845593
drink a lot of water

>>149845598
if you don't puteate shitty players even on a friendly you're not a real fan

Fasendini

>>149845594
Can you blame them?

>>149845616
This nigga screams at every fucking match, not just a specific team.

>ref just killed the contra
lol

First half is ogre
BOC 0-0 UNI

>>149845636
No, its still kinda sad

>>149845660
>bo cuni
Dinopedo strikes again.

Uh... Chapecoense?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBzdtmfPqFM
I can't wait for this to happen again

>>149845685
>ME CAGARON LA SEMANA, HIJOS DE PUTA

>>149845684
Too soon

>>149845684
if I was on a plane and it started going down I'd just start raping the flight attendant, even if it's an old and ugly one, I think 20 seconds would be enough for me to cum, I bet ejaculating as you hit the ground feels so good

>>149845738
All the blood would rush to your brain.

>>149845794
that's why you should always carry a cock ring with you

>>149845738
Most people don't even know the plane is falling before hitting the ground

Well? Which way, american man?

>BRA2
Atlético-GO 0 - Criciúma [1]

>>149845685
This too, 5:07

>>149845868 (me)
Forgot link, 4:56 btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p5dHWAgHHA&t=295s

god damn the autistic jannies on the NEET boards are a lot more banhappy than here or /int/

what's it like being a brown rape baby who speaks mexican btw? do you really think you can justify your brown race and continent with soccer?

>>149845887
Here I’ll give you some attention I can tell you are desperate for it
>clicks the three dots

>>149845910
what's it like being brown?

should i watch bokita?
>>149845906
gk doesn't know how to use his feet

>>149845928
Yes, the blood is imminent

I thought carlos palacios was supposed to be good

>>149845810
Frank Reynolds what are you doing in Janeiro?

>>149845972
Me when my gf takes her cock out to piss.

>COL1
Llaneros red card (second yellow card) against Unión Magdalena

Boca is playing better now

>>149846010
union goal soon

>bOCHITA
HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

>>149846016
the cooldown didn't even end before I could say I called it

>MOUTH
>LITTLE MOUTH
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCKING SHIT POST THE WEBM

>ARG1
Boca Juniors 0 - Unión de Santa Fe [1]

>>149846028
jeeeeeeez

>>149846028
The funniest thing is how terrible Mollo is on commentary as this happened. I didn't realize union scored until I checked this thread.

>>149846028
GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149846028
bokita getting STYLED on lmao

>>149846028
GOLAZO

>>149846028
fuck was 0x0 on my stream till now

>cagani IN
>walls IN
E N T E R
N
T
E
R

>cavani almost accidental goal
lol

Banheirão Juniors

>>149846054
THERE GOES MY HERO

>>149846074
i dont get it

BOCA WIN 1-1

>>149846028
golo voadora

>1-1
>0-0
>0-1
>2-1
>1-1
>0-0
Why are they like this?

+7
UNTIL BOCA SCORE

>ARG1
Boca Juniors [1] - Unión de Santa Fe 1

>>149846271
LA BESTIA

75% possession for Boca, the most important stat

>>149846288
oh i thought it was the beast since the camera stayed with him, it was Di Lollo

Is hola perdida the same as oi sumida

>>149846322
she needs to eat more fibre
constipation is serious

>>149846359
"hola perdido/a" is when someone who was ghosting you texts you again witht the clear intent of having sex, most likely because they couldn't get laid with the person they wanted

>>149846371
you could just answer "yes" then

>>149846371
No, is this what zoomers think?

>>149846378
I don't know what's the meaning of oi sumida that's why I'm telling you

>>149846385
then why are you answering? are you retard?

>ARG1
Atlético Tucumán vs Central Córdoba
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/EmtiCcMi/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149846406
no I'm providing you with the meaning of that phrase so you could come to your own conclusion

>BRA2
Ferroviária vs Athletic
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/G2N73mM0/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149846359
int is down the alley

>>149846433
>LIVETV niggas labeled the game as Ferroviaria – Athletic Bilbao, the stream was up for like 10 seconds and then they took it down because it wasn't Athletic Bilbao
bruh

>>149846371
Wtf
Our countires arent so different after all
(Or maybe one influenced the other)

>>149846385
It is the same and it becane a meme
Until companies jumped in the bandwagon

>>149844857
Aula só se for no morro do alemão
essa vagabunda

>>149845270
built for lamine yamal

>ARG1
Atlético Tucumán [1] - Central Córdoba 0

>>149846532
Alemão is very far from Copacabana. Impressive work ethic if she went from one place to another everyday.

>COL1
Deportes Tolima vs Independiente Santa Fe
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/tdwQyibm/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149846028
>Pardo (cb) waiting behind
ebin tactics by Madelon

Popular and true opinion:
Mexican commentators are way more entertaining and knowledgeable about the sport than Argie commentators.

>>149846928
The best Argentinian commentator was Uruguayan

i can't believe union lost 1-1 against boquita

Traditional 6/10 parda wife with strong Catholic background who hates american culture, netflix and likes to pray, play videogames and watch anime

Do you ever want your players to not do too well, since you know europeans will cuck them from you?

>>149847163
>i hate america says man in language America made him learn
kek

>Luis Zubeldía pode estar chegando ao Boca Juniors. Segundo o canal de televisão argentino TyC Sports, o treinador de 43 anos acionou os advogados junto ao Boca Juniors para tratar de uma possível transferência ao clube argentino

Boca juniors welcome to 4-2-4 pontinhas scheme

>>149847172
I live in the same world as germanbergs it doesnt mean I accept it. I just deal with it
btw english is a british language retard

>ARG1
Atlético Tucumán 1 - Central Córdoba [1]

Actually, the brittons stole english from china.

>>149847214
Nao impedimento

Some niggas here would really benefit from watching Symphogear.

>ARG1
Atlético Tucumán goal anulated against Central Córdoba

good morning copa how did your team do today?

>>149847394
Offside player intervenes in the play without touching the ball

So Boca empatated again, and the qualification to copa libertadores is further away.

>>149847427
if argentina wasn't a poor shithole country soevery single bocafag was actually able to afford being a socio how big would boca be

>>149847447
Riquelme would still swindle the money

>>149847447
Sao Paulo socio torcedor is 3 dollars per month yet only 50k people buy it
We brazilians are very shady

>you NEED to pay socio goyim
how about no? socio torcedor is a fucking scam, you don't even get to use the clube's facilities, it's a glorified dízimo.

>>149847621
>you NEED to pay socio goyim
no one said this, you are making up a strawman to get mad at

>>149847643
the other dude is calling me shady because I don't pay ST
yeah no fuck off your skin is the only shady thing here

>COL1
Deportes Tolima 0 - Independiente Santa Fe [1]

>>149847507
>We brazilians are very shady
Just say black bro.

finally, my time to make a thread

>>149847662
i think he's saying it's shady because it's so extremely cheap yet barely anyone buys it, compared to how big the cluh supposedly is
it's not that you have to do it it's just odd how no one does it
for a simple comparison boca has like 350k socios and it costs like 12 dollars minimum iirc

rentry.org/copalib updated with sudakino 1st leg results and 2nd leg schedule

>>149847720
Use the fucking schedule and links.

>>149847759
don't tell me what to do
>>149847816
>>149847816
>>149847816

>>149847447
45 million socios

>>149847544
>>149847544
>>149847544

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