Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 14
Pau - Luchon-Superbagnรจres
182.6km
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>another pogacar wins lol stage
TPD
T O T A L P O G I D E A T H
over under 50 danish seethe posts?
>Matxin reveals Joรฃo Almeida will ride La Vuelta a Espaรฑa and he may be the main leader
https://www.cope.es/programas/el-partidazo-de-cope/audios/matxin-desvela-ciclista-correra-vuelta-espana-uae-principal-lider-20250718_3187305.html
if a bert wants to block the schizo episodes:
/^United Kingdom$/;boards:sp
/^Denmark$/;boards:sp
>>149840738 (OP)is this the queenstage of the Le Tour?
Urska getting brutally inseminated atop the great Ventoux lighthouse by a xenomorph buck
Pog in front on all Horse Category with a pogo stick
>>149840780oh fuck off, Matxin. Pog should ride it
over / under 50 slovakian dickriding posts?
>>149840791burgers stay winnen
>>149840791>if a bert wants to be giant faggots do the following:
>>149840780Yeah Pog's not doing the Vuelta
>>149840778way over shoulda set it ~ 150
The tour is over. Why should I continue watching? No one will be able to even compete with Pogi next year either. It's fucking over bros... didn't know how good we had it in 2020-2023.
>>149840791Alternatively, report his off topic bullshit spam.
>>149840823lmao of course he is
who is going to beat him?
how do you say "four time tour de france winner" in you country?
>>149840780I knew he would have tried the tt-road double
We need the great Danes to join the #UrskaBlacked movement
>>149840817Our princesses look very different
>>149840823>>149840835he won't. he wants to win the world championship again
UAE is strong as fuck when they push a stage. Yesterday was the most powerful team performance I've ever seen at the Tour. Fishcunt was isolated way before Pogi started climbing. And remember that UAE is down their best helper while Pissma are complete and have some of the best riders on the tour.
Total Pissma annihilation.
Mountain are nice to look at but are such a pain in the ass traffic wise. Imagine having to go to a place thats 15 km away but it will take you 50 minutes because there is only one snarky mountain route.
>>149840817The next Wiebes?
>>149840827I like watching cyclismo even if there is a predetermined winner this is usually the case in cycling so it doesnโt affect me
>>149840835Nobody but he's not doing it, like last year
>>149840830He's already filtered you lad SPLAT
Join the dark side, join the #UrskaBlacked movement
>>149840817Thats just Jorgeson with long hair
what's the point of wearing this kind of stupid helmet on a mountain stage where the average speed is way too low for it to matter?
>>149840867>cringegaard is 4 minutes downlmao
>>149840738 (OP)Jorgenson to attack from the top of the Tourmalet after Visma drills the climb, only Pogi and Vingegaard can follow
>>149840887it's to keep the sport from taking itself too seriously
Urska's brutal insemination presented by the Heptapod
>>149840853>>149840862he'll do both
he's currently not even peaking for the tour still building his shape
>>149840888still the 2nd best cyclist in the world. Someone has to be.
>>149840909the best of the rest, lmao
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>>149840738 (OP)2 (TWO) horse category. Now we're talking. Prime Jonas terrain
this paki is almost making me want to root for pogacar again
>>149840918I mean pogi might go down as the GOAT, literally, so it's no shame to be 2nd to him.
breakaway wins tomorrow BTW
>>149840920and almost third week
Eddy and the badger were winning by 15+
#UrskaBlacked movement is proud to announce it's very first live event; The BLACKENING at Slovenia's brand new largest open aired amphitheatre, named the Gaping Ursk
yes yes van Eetvelt... any day now...
>>149840909He is not. Lipo is already a better climber than him and he's a fucking kid.
>>149840956kek. also, Remco's primary goal will be to survive, shouldn't be on the list at all.
>>149840945Pog can go get his shine box
>>149840975just imagine the kind of hate Eddy would be getting from here
>>149840975Oh look more ancient bullshit from when the sport was a hobby
Today is the first time Pogacar won a 13th stage of a TdF.
Only stages he hasn't won are 1, 2, 3, 8, 10, 11, and 16. This year 16 is Ventoux.
>>149840810>tfw youre a good fren that leads the birbirs to victory
Think Pogi will try to go for single edition stage record?
>>149841000>beating up squeakerswe'd roll out the rouge carpet
If your cycling magazine hires someone who looks like this, I won't be buying it sorry
>>149841032no one cares and no one asked mutt
>>149841052Nah, el patron of the peloton is too generous for that. UAE won't work until Stage 16 so it's up to the other teams if they want to give him more wins.
>>149841068maybe she does anal tho
Is this the last Jonas is good TdF end of an era?
Third week might have mythical cracks
>>149841077yes
its Giro/Vuelta farming from now on
>>149841068She looks like a princess in a fantasy themed porno.
>>149840845>Dutch feetDo all the girls over there have huge feet?
>>149840854Literally what does it matter if he was isolated? He just needed to follow Pogacar's wheel. It didn't matter if some other UAE cunt won the stage.
Just wheelsuck the one guy.
>>149841068you just know the grip is hard and fierce
>>149841077next season he will do 30 racedays and still lose by 10 mins
>>149841071>tfw no cute mutt frens
>>149841073other teams are retarded, watch Uno-X gift Pog another 4 stages
>>149840909>still the 2nd best cyclist in the worldThat would be Mathieu.
>>149841086>giant cheesy dutch tootsiesyes
PAUL SEIXAS FREE MY PEOPLE FROM THIS SLOVENIAN MENACE
>>149841121demi's sweaty socks
>>149841121i would never pull my dick out of her brown stinker
>>149841120That would be Pogacar actually
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>>149841189We desparately need some memco tv memes
>20,2% of Danish RAIs users still believe Jonas will win the TDF
>>149841204no wait Danish RAIs users beelieve there is a 20.2% change Vinge wins
>>14984107726-27-28 is the peak age
>>149841204>20,2% of Danish RAIs users plan to assassinate Pogacar
>>149841218why don't more anti Fish Danes post here?
>>149841189he looks anemic, give this man a TUE for EPO
funky rims. kinda makes it look like a fat bike if you squint a little
>>149841238its 100% sure that pog wins, so 20% is quite delusional.
>>149841189Shouldn't he do something about his nose to make it more aero?
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>>149841256not what I meant. I was asking about Danes that hate Vingegaard. those kinds of people exist everywhere, and I'd expect them to be in larger numbers in a place like 4chan.
>>149841204>>149841218>>14984125620% chance he gets busted for doping is pretty low.
>>149841204itโs not over till itโs over wonder what the odds are at now
>"We use a road bike 99 percent of the time anyway. We did the calculations, there's not a big difference. It was more comfortable, I was racing with the same bike as the first 12 days."
he doesn't give a fuck
meanwhile Jonas in full gear KEK
10% chance he fails a drug test
10% chance he gets covid
10% chance he chutes himself
10% chance he gets assassinated
10% chance he dead and gones
it's still a 50/50 race lads
>>149841295Jonas is just such a full kit wanker
If he didn't make it so obvious he's trying to beat someone more talented than him, people wouldn't laugh, but the guy would sell his mother to win against Pog, it's clear he'll do anything and that makes it so much more fucking humiliating when he loses regardless
>>149841301they're obviously not hardcore sports fans
>>149841314wasn't me. were you only warned? are you irritated?
>>149841264I'm talking about the current clean era
>>149841189really seems like Remco is a heatlett
>>1498413373 stretch, nothing a cheeky router reset can't remedy. About to go for a ride anyway but I'll have jew urska content later this evening.
>>149841301Actual chances of those: 7% (if no time limit), 0,5%, 0,5%, 0,5%, 0,01%.
>licking the scuzz from beneath demis toenails and swallowing
>>149841376Need this in my life
>>149841376>nibbling the calluses off demis soles and eating them
>>149841362>>149841385Who is taking these pictures and how did they end up online?
>>149841380>demi sitting her cunt on my face while she uses her meaty soles to jerk me
Pogi falls asleep and Mas takes 35 minutes from a break and never gives back yellow
>>149841400me, she didnt bribe me with her tootsies enough
>>149841428Walking on dangerous ground here. I thought he was being more cautious than Lance but that is not true. People are getting pissed off. Another few years and dynamics will change. Especially with stronger riders coming through. Peloton vs UAE.
>>149841428Since kwabensidh touched his face he's taking no prisoners
>>149841428>I won't speak to 99% of this pelotonWho are the 1-2 riders he'll continue speaking with?
>>149841428kek he's right
>>149841461jappe and his son
>>149841416toes are scuffed, she should get barefoot shoes
>>149841461Remco is one of them.
>>149841428>>149841457Yeah if you piss off the entire grid, someone will eventually crack and spill the beans, even if they're not 100% proof.
>>149841461demis 10 wittle piggers will talk to Mai CAAK
>>149841477Whoa, those are huge. How can they fit in bike shoes?
Back from my 10 km run, about 53 minutes.
Any Watts per kg broken records already posted?
I don't envy RAI pundits to trying to paint the green jersey battle as a serious thing, I wouldn't be able to.
>>149841428Heโs turning into Lance
>>149841343>current clean era>cleanJust like Lance was "clean" because it was the post-Cortina era, Pogashart is "clean" because it's the post-Lance era.
>>149841526>Pogashart is "clean" because it's the post-Lance eraLance was 40 years ago my dear tourist
There have been many a sulphurous eras since Lance
>>149841505typically she balances on my chest with 1 foot, while forcing the other entirely down my thirsty gullet until i pass out. its hard work being her Soigneur..
>>149841428just when I thought I couldn't like him any more.
the real deal
>>149841461Matthews and whoever else is his neighbor
Cadel Evans was the last clean winner. Only clean winner in the last 25+ years desu.
https://watts2win.eu/segment/1285
>0:19:35
>7.30 W/kg
>1955 VAM
Epic
>>149841428the time has come to uncover the frauds, many in the peloton may die, but this is a sacrifice I'm willing to make to improve my personal enjoyment
>>149841554fraud they allowed to win to try to clean up the sports image
>>149841428You're not wrong Tadej, you're just an asshole.
-50 aura ngl
>>149841428such a dumb question
>>149841068She's somehow put on even more weight since she was last spammed here
I hope he wins 9 stages and 3 jerseys. I hope he makes a mockery of the sport.
"giving away" victories is the ultimate humiliation, so maybe he should do it.
Lucky Ineos, Astana and AG2R got the 5 star Hotel Beaumont in Pau
POGACAR 100k solo attaquing on the tourmalet tomorrow
>>149841660This, he should give one to jonas, like pulling him to the line and not sprinting
Tour de france is more than winning, it's about network and the soul of the peloton, just like in the old days.
>>149841683haters would unironically seethe even more
>>149841683this aint no dolphin eh
Pogi gave yellow to Healy and on the smae stage made sure Martinez crossed the finish line before him. He's just trying to act tough in the interview. He'd give others the victory as long as it's not to his disadvantage.
Pogbroken Danes and bongs need not @ me.
>>149841683he did that last year
and now this year visma are bunch of arrogant whiny cunts (even more so than before)
fuckem
>>149841692Do riders even get dropped via the cut off time anymore? It has lost its soul.
>>149841683armstrong gifted pantani the victory on ventoux... history repeating?
>>149841703Pantani treated Armstrong with contempt for doing that for him
>>149841264that wheelst weighed 800g
>>149841723Definitely not Ventoux, he wants that revenge for 2021. But tomorrow, I can see him taking it easy, winning three stages in a row is bad optics
>>149841748>winning three stages in a row is bad opticsHe did it last year
>>149841748he will definitely give his team the "day off" tomorrow, no need to chase the break.
>>149841723Sure, Pogacar wants even more reasons to be mentioned in the same sentence as the most famous doper.
>>149841753If he gets dragged to the line by other teams of course he is going to sprint, but UAE working to bring the break back would look like he is greedy
>>149841762Today was their day off. Tomorrow they work, bismillah
>>149841748wdym bad optics he should go for all 21
deep down in my mind, i think there's a 10% chance pog is playing some 7d chess of making himself unlikeable and pushing more people to jonas to encourage him
pog knows cycling sucks ass without competition and storylines
>>149841264Where is his helmet?
>>149841789behold the power of the danish mind at full concentration.
>>149841805he's wearing one?
HC climb Lunch Superbaguette
>>149841789Cavendish can win the tour sooner than people start liking Jonas lol
>>149841817no one liked Cavendish until he neared the end
just a quick reminder that vingegaard is not even in the pcs all-time top 100
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>>149841831this a Prestigelisten general 'round here partdner
>>149841837A toast to Sir G
TJV and other top 10 teams will ride tomorrow unless they manage a big break team.
Pogacar doesn't care, won't control anything, but if they catch the break, the obvious outcome is another stage win, hattrick.
>>149841875visma will 100% send somebody in the break
Grisha.Niermann and Campenaerts both called pogacar the greatest cyclist of all time in their interviews today
>>149841831PCS weighing is bullshit: TdF is 50 points, UAE tour 25.
prestigelisten.dk give TdF 110 points, UAE 15. A much more accurate ratio.
Imagine if Pogacar took EPO how crazy of a time it wouldโve been today
>>149841893jose de cauwer was seething.
>>149841893Campy look out for a ginger tonight
>>149841898a very impressive 80th place it is then.
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if wout didnt waste all that energy in the breakaway this wouldn't have happened today
From A to Z, the Tour belongs to Slovenia
>Van Aert: "TT had been like this for months, with the time limit set at 33%. And suddenly, 10 minutes before the start, that time limit was raised to 40%. I find that really disappointing, especially since the conditions haven't really changed"
>Benoot: "There was no reason for it, if it were suddenly 45 degrees or a thunderstorm broke out. A sprinter who wants to win the green jersey has to prepare specifically to get over the mountains, which is detrimental to their sprinting ability."
>Campenaerts: "I'd never ridden a TT with a 33% tl before. Why raise it even higher? This is TDF, after all, the highest level of cycling? Eventually, they'll say: 'If you're not eligible for the overall or stage win in such a race, simply signing the start sheet is enough"
>According to the riders, certain teams complained about the time limit. The names of the complainants were not mentioned. Lidl-Trek, owned by green jersey wearer Jonathan Milan, claims they certainly didn't lobby. (HLN)
change it back to 33% and OTL all the fat shitters
>>149841959What's Visma's angle? Trying to make Pogacar the favourite for the Green jersey too?
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>>149842009no way greenstreets made it
>>149841988They're right though, 40% is ridiculous
>>149841959and what exactly would you gain from killing merlier this early
let the fat boy live
>>149841959With 33% cutoff would be +7'35''.
DNF riders would be:
Mauro Schmid
Biniam Girmay
Arnaud Dรฉmare
Elmar Reijnders
Tim Merlier
Luka Mezgec
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>have to work tomorrow when its 30C
>remember that i have AC at work
my fellow euroberts i have ascended
>>149842058My three weeks off started today.
Pogacar put 24 seconds into Vingegaard and 1 min into Remco on the flat sections who were riding TT and he was on a regular bike
its beyond shameless
>>149841876As if helmutt beer was any better, lol.
>>149842068Only 4 seconds actually.
Business idea: riders OTL have to wear and OTL jersey of shame for the rest of the season. design of the jersey tbc
>>149841531pick your /cyc/waifu now
I go first
>>149842068well remco was shit so this is only embarrassing for cervelo
So are they gonna test this Pogacar man or is he natty??
The real question is: what is the ASO PR team going to do to promote next year's tour?
The amount of fake hype this year about 'le epic rivalry' has been to much and obviously can't even be repeated next year as its becoming clear as day that no-one can match the Slovenian Balrog.
Are people going watch it simply to see him race?
>>149842104They're not gonna test him. Too much money from the UAE on the line, plus it would be a bad look for the sport if the biggest star got busted for doping. Again.
>>149842126they'll watch it to see a dane get humiliated
>>149842066my 1,5 month starts on monday
>>149842126150km of flat itt for Remco so that he gets a 5 minute buff
>>149841929this bitch is so ungrateful, wout is the only reason your pussy twink husband won the first one - he gave up his career to get you wins, cant imagine how low morale has been in visma. all their guys have killed themselves for two weeks to give jonas a slim chance and this c unt screeches they need to do more
>>149842126do it like that one simpsons episode and make Pogacar ride a unicycle for one stage
>>149842126>what is the ASO PR team going to do to promote next year's tour?Lipo ist sauber!
>>149842156How many days off do you Daneberts have?
Here it's 20 by law, then I have 8 more standard and can buy another 16.5 extra for cheap. Total of 44.5 (excludes public holidays like christmas days etc)
>>149841929Is this Primoz Roglic without the goatee?
>>149842134Rooijakkers > Raaijmakers
Will Remco ever do another GT after this?
>>149842188It's joever for her
>>149842187>44.5 days offI live in perpetual envy
>>149842156Are you allowed to take all 30 days at once? I know my old boss always got pissy when I wanted to take 30 workdays at once.
I hope the Norwegian fucks are not gonna be idiots and let it be a 45 man break with half the top 10 vs UAE
>>149842223At one of our clients they have 60 lol. Those guys always complain they can't get their work done lmao
>>149842213This is just a cover up for our relationship you know she only loves me
>>149842188Can see she's carrying a lot of unaerodynamic weight.
>>149842126go back to national teams. only way to nerf pog is to have his hjaelpers be MEZGEC, NOVAK and the corpse of MOHORIC. rog will of course be on a beach somewhere in the mediterranean
>>149842240No promises ;)
>>149842187>>149842227SOME of it is summer vacation about 4 weeks
but i was a big brain and made my boss sign off on my last day being on my last vacation day
so when i leave for vacation its my ACTUAL last day and i get a month of NEETING before i start at my new place
The humiliating thing is Jonas is doped as well...
>>149842104Visma will test him yes, and he is natty.
Business idea: This profile so pog can win MSR
>>149842208Giro/Vuelta if one of the mutants is not competing.
>>149842126Advertise it as a Danish humiliation ritual, that's popular worldwide.
>>149842386if Nibali won MSR, so can Pog
Just add 3 100km flat TT and Remco to the Tour and Remco will be victorious
Cycling shorts have a brown stain that stinks of shit, any ideas what it could be?
>>149842437try tasting it
>>149842428Seriously doubt it unless you only have at most 2 mountain stages.
>>149842286>unaerodynamic
>Tourmalet aka. the bald mountain
this HAS to be a danish stage
Repeat tdf '92 so remco can win.
>>149841826I think the turning point was him crying like a bitch after GW
>>149841428This is a sport, how is this a controversial opinion?
>>149841929Iโm starting to see eye to eye with this woman she was right about visma.
>yates wants his win even after a giro>Wout doing breakaways every two three stages>Jorgenson now wants to fight for top tenHe has campy and kuss thatโs it
>>149842535>Trine was right all alongWater is wet
>>149842535And Pogi just has Ibn al Yatesi and Narvaez.
>>149842535Mama Trine knows best
>>149842555Sivaque will be reborn in the third week, trust the plan
>>149842535>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT WIN A STAGE AND TRY TO RACE AGGRESSIVELY NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SLAVE FOR ME TO LOSE 2 MINUTES ON THE FIRST MOUNTAIN STAGE NOOOOOOO
>>149841959Now imagine if they had Kooij on the team
>>149842240if mne team misses it, itโs joeover
Pogi needs to have a Simon Yates Giro level meltdown if Jonas is to win
not impossible
>>149842575>I HATE YOU REMCO
If I was a billionaire I'd create a adult entertainment studio called UrskaBlacked where I'd hire only Urska lookalikes. I'd offer real urska 1 billion pound to star in a film. I'd create an open aired amphitheatre just for the studio. I'd sponsor jumbo visma who's new name would be Jumbo - UrskaBlacked.
>"tadej, UrksaBlacked have 3 men in the break today"
>>149842575they both make the face of pressing a huge dry turd
>>149842535Vingegaard needs to go to a team where they actually ride for him and he's 100% supported
>>149842619okay i chuckled
>>149842555Wellens has been top tier apologize
>>149842634Trek
i need Mads, Skjelly and Jonas on a GT team and i need it NOW
>>149842187>buy days offLmao what? I honestly have no idea how wagies cope. Being permitted freedom or even purchasing it. Time really has been commercialized.
>>149842648My body is ready
>>149842662t. government slave who lives off the bare minimum
>>149842648thatโs even more breakaway retards Jonas needs the skytrain he needs ineos
Did you guys hear that post race interview from pogacar about the time trial, I think he went like 3 minutes explaining the process and methodology of approaching and riding the stage (without radio, mostly on instinct) and I found it really interesting how he approached it basically as simple as possible ramming up a mountain on his preferred roadbike without blowing up, whereas his competitors probably have a lot more team planning and sports science and strategy on how to approach it, he just took it down to bare essentials. I thought that was interesting because he seems to race mostly on intuition and vibes
>>149842710Mads is the most loyal gregario in the world and i will not hear otherwise
>>149842687hes a welfare nigger on psychmeds
>>149842710That's a good suggestion, especially now that Sir Brailsford is back he can make vingegaard whole again
And evenepoel can follow his mate vanthourenhout to redbull hansgrohe
>>149842752>And evenepoel can follow his mate vanthourenhout to redbull hansgrohethey dont need him anymore
>>149842687I get 1200 bongs living at home with my parents. It's a decent deal. About 300-400 on food and bills. Rest on whatever I want. Got some savings now and a new air-conditioning climate regulation system. Dadberg paid off the new bike I just need to pay for the groupo ultegra di2 165mm cranks.
We're going on holiday this winter to gran canaria thanks to a finnbert recommendation. Paid for by the wagies God bless them. Not cut out for employment.
>>149842648>VINGEGAARD Jonas>PEDERSEN Mads>SKJELMOSE Mattias>KRAGH ANDERSEN Sรธren>PHILIPSEN Albert>NORSGAARD Mathias+
>CICCONE Giulio>SIMMONS QuinnThats how lidl wins the tour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZfuNTqbHE8
>Skjelly: There was an idea
>*piano key*
>Asgreen: To bring together, a group of remarkable riders
>Vingegaard: To see if we could become something more
>Mads: So when they needed us. We could fight the battles
>Bjarne Riis backstage: That they never could.
>>149842737Not at the moment and probably no more. It makes me too depressed. Tried 3, 1 mood stabiliser and 2 anti psychotics. Shall be on the adhd meds grind very soon. Methed cycling training, will use clenbuterol to get the lady of the fat and muscle gone. 5w/kg next year. It's happening. 4.3 last year after 4 month training. Need that 5w/kg.
>>149842869>It makes me too depressedYou know it props make you feel more normal, but that feel down compared to normal wired self.
>>149842833This except it's urska but not me but instead a male of african origin and it's anal
So Urska getting fucked by a nigger in her arse basically
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this kills the Remco
Im still pretty new to cycling as a hobby but im looking for a bike to use during autumn/winter and for some light bike tours with the wife and the kid (and im not getting some shitty dad commuter bike). Was thinking about the Canyon Grizl 5, or should I go with some Decathlon beater?
>that sperg who travels 2400 km by car alone to watch the tour de france by the road by himself
>thinks he is goin to climb the famous col's and gets held up by motorhomes and police closing down roads because fermรฉ
should have stayed home and played pcm haha
>>149842887I think that's why my heart rate and blood pressures is always high. I run rich. ADHD meds will be fucking crazy if it adds more focus and energy. 5w/kg ftp is 100% coming because I always get depressed over winter but this time I'll be depressed and riding my bike 20hr a week. I'll never work normal job again likely so no need for antipsychotics. That's just to make you compatible with society unless you're schizo psychotic loon.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH he cannot do this to us
>>149842929Iโd go with something secondhand
>>149842929Get a bike where there is a store you can visit. So many issues with mail order bikes and the disconnect between customer and service is a big waste of customer time. Decathlon are very nice now anyway, probably cannot go wrong.
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>>149842833Your wish is granted
>>149842929wait until fall and buy a used boomer bike
>>149842985I dont feel knowledgable enough to buy second hand, I cant judge if something is fucked.
>>149842988Thats what I wanted to do but all the stores around have a terrible selection honestly.
>>149842957take vitamin d3 in winter
>>149842929>Canyon Grizl 5That is a decent bike, but it is 1500 โฌ and comes with a 10-speed Shimano Cues groupset.
You should be able to get more for that price.
I saw a Giant Revolt with 10-speed GRX for 1200โฌ recently.
3rd day after a crash is the worst, it's not over yet.
>>149843058I do 10,000 ui a day. Dr said he rarely saw levels this high in UK. I'll check my blood result i had recently. I Think SAD just happens. Buzz of summer and autumn are over and it gets uncozy. A bit of summer burn out too idk. Got a SAD lamp so it will be a better winter.
>>149843244fucking visma just need to get their shit together for one day, they can go at Tadej if they use their full squad
>>149843214>no wikifeet pagehow am i supposed to goon now
What kind of dope allows you to ignore a 50km/h crash?
>>149842929I bought a Grizl6 last year for that price. It has shimanogrx400 group, great bike for graveling as a newbie. The Grizl6 doesn't seem a great deal for the same price but worse components.
For me it's abby mae parkinson the ultra cute
>>1498432723 minutes of hautacam like it's nothing... It's over. He could have probably launched from the first climb and won by 5 minutes.
>LONG WAY TO PARIS
>TOUR IS STILL YOUNG
>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL
>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW
>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY
>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
>STILL A LONG WAY TO PARIS PAL
>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW?
>WE'RE ONLY IN THE SECOND WEEK
>LOTS MORE TOUR DE FRANCE TO GO
>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN
>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT STAGES
>TOMORROW IS A DIFFERENT DAY
>PARIS IS STILL FAR AWAY
>WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Hey, what do anons with very different sized feet do for shoes? My left and right feet have a 1.5 eu size difference.
>>149843351no freaks allowed here
>>149842575>Jonas in big ring (cuz he only has that)>Remco is granny gear Jonas put Remco in the Gorilla Nest
>>149842437Is it parallel to your buttcrack?
The most exciting part of the stage was Jonas overtaking Remchud so really today's winner was Jonas for producing the most entertainment.
>>149843151The only Revolt I can find for 1200 comes with a Sora.
>>149843382he wanted it so bad too, holy shit remco got kwabbed
>>149843272Pogacar literally doesn't even need a team
>>149843382Roglic also a big winner today.
Never had him on 3rd with an effort like in his best days.
Produced 6.8W/kg
I guess he really wants short stages, and TTs.
Those 200km+ stages with mountains after mountains are not for him.
>>149843393People like "dude he's going to bora" "no dude he'll go to ineos" but I genuinely think he's going to lotto. He's absolutely shite. His contract negotiations are tanked now he can't secure an easy 3rd. Onley will probably beat him lmao.
>>149843316Guess thats just another year of price hikes for you. The 6 is 1700 now and comes with SRAM. The 7 is 1900 and comes with a RX820.
I was kinda hoping for the bike market to have unfucked itself by now but I guess not.
>>149843331Thought it was some word play with AI, and A(i)car...but there is a freaking wiki page on it.
How many unknown compounds are there to enhance your performance?
There is no way any doping test would cover all of them, not even close. Don't think much of it is even detectable.
>>149843412Was so cool to see, head down in the aero bars crushing it. Same with Lipowitz. Another season or two and Lipowitz will be best of the rest beating Jonas. Grandad roglic is on his way out, probably at least another tour top ten after this year. But Lipo is their guy. Late bloomer but high potential.
>>149843351you have to pay the freak tax (buy two pairs)
>>149843299Corticosteroids. You can inject it in tissue and joints to cancel any inflammation.
If this was a fagacar/jonas free time line we'd have the most kino GT contenders right now. This tour would be super close full of budding talent all trying to win. It would be absolutely brilliant racing. Instead it's 12km tt's after poogacar blows up the race, yawn.
Remember when riders used to attack each other and have cool battles?
>>149843458>buy two different pairs>put two different sizes in the same box and return>open the box at the counter and show them the shoes in the boxwhat kind of chickenshit clerk would check the actual size, nobody
>>149843488blame jonas for being a pussy, like all danes. hes got no dawg in him
>>149843351what the fuck is wrong with irish "people"??
Let's be honest, the best all take some stuff, and about the same stuff.
Pogacar must be a super responder.
>>149843623>tfw so inbred your big toe is your middle toe
Might be coping and hoping, but Roglic still can get 3rd GC.
Back to back monster stages 18 and 19. If you blow up there losing 5 minutes in a go is nothing.
>>149843631>get a heart attack>call 112>pogacar shows up>starts slappping me on the chest>"so this is where it hurts huh?">"should have gone to more training camps!">shouts at people walking by to "not send me shit" >starts doing wheelies on a near by bike>i die
>>149843711His team manager said "you're stupid if you don't think he's ready". Certainly has fitness, whether he has form is to be decided.
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>>149843391that offer seems to be gone
How about this?
>>149843830https://www.lucky-bike.de/Fahrraeder/Rennrad/Gravelbikes/Scott-Speedster-Gravel-30-2025-L-cosmic-blue.html
>>149843721should have kept the line!
Is remco already washed? That's not possible right, RIGHT???
>>149843977Was this the last time Pogacar was clean?
>>149843299peptides too, hgh being a very common one
i for one like to thank the cycling community for innovating pharmacuticals in human experiments for the past 40 years
>>149844103im sure the big dopage innovations happen in bigger sport like football and boxing
>>149844103Cycling isn't the innovator, stuff like Tennis is, our lads just get the runoff
How's the clinic doing these days. Still posting daily about Froome?
>>149844125>>149844140>>149844147More money, less testing and less willingness to expose cheats.
Cycling gets the bad rap because they at least feign an effort... but it's still absolutely filthy so deserved.
>>149844140>>149844147tennis has too much of a skill and mental component for doping to do as much for the athletes as it could for cyclists
>>149843977i was in madrid for this edition of the la vuelta so i got to see the criterium
pogacar was insane in stage 20, attacking from the favourites group with 38km to go, gapping MAL and Quintana and almost valverde too. attentionpayers knew then that he was a truly special talent
he had already won stage 9 (the famous stage where soler had to wait for quintana) and another one in a sprint a deux but his performance in the penultimate stage of the vuelta was rarely seen before
>>149844179Skill and composure don't matter a lick if you're gassed in the 5th set
>>149844057It is hilarious that only African and South American athletes ever get accused of age doping when this is clearly a 38-year-old man in the twilight of his career. No wonder he used to dominate the juniors - he was 13 years their elder!
>>149844179no way there is anything comparable in tennis to 3rd week GT high mountain stage
>>149844206>Losing>Go for a toilet break>Come back as supermanGOAT
>>149844166unironically yes, but that's because he deleted some tweets recently and they didn't like that
>>149844166The current meta seems to be that the UCI is protecting UAE their doping because a positive doping test for UAE would be bad for business, but if Pogacar keeps winning they may tell UAE to tone it down
At the same time there is the assumption that visma lab stopped doping
>Looks like the whole team lost access to something or chose to stop using something, maybe they got told to tone it down, maybe is budget, maybe after van hojdonck they decided not to get so risky. Or maybe it's just the carbon monoxide being so vital to their performance. Who knows. But Jonas in 2022-23 looked invincible in the hot, hard mountain stages , that combloux ITT was unprecedented even in the most doped eras, and now he's riding around at lipovitz, Oscar olney level. Sep kuss, jorgensen, Benoot, van aert all got so much worse
>>149844241Have any cyclists tried going on a plant-based diet? Boosts your fitness levels 10x fold.
>>149844288The great Simon Geschke, holder of the mountain jersey.
>>149844179Entry/Exit angle shit is not hard. Tennis is pure fitness with a bit of reaction time on top.
>>149842126they are praying Jonas does some great races in the next year. world champ perhaps
>>149844296>Tennis is pure fitness with a bit of reaction time on topPlus technique and hand/eye coordination.
>>149844285didn't uci ban that carbon monoxide or whatever they were sniffing up on altitude?
>>149844319So they are like pro cs players minus the fitness.
this is the face of anabolic steroids
>>149844319You either have it or you don't, simple as
>>149841992>Vauquelin, Jegat, Lenny not cleanimpossible, they're French
>>149844285None of that is untrue. Bahrain collectively got shit. Hirschi fell off a cliff. UAE are being extremely brazen with whatever they're doing. Leaps in performance every year. Winning everything all year round by some margin. Add to that the team is proven to be full if retards and it gets worse. This 'greatest of all time' larp is wearing thin. All it means in real terms is the same rider will win everything in the same boring fashion every year for the next 5 years.
Yeah wicked can't wait for him to beat le merckx record xDDD. Absolutely basedfest
>Mads will only become strong now GLP-1s are out
>>149841992Barguil bros we're clean
>>149844235He's going to have a blowout next few years. I can't see a 32 year old Remco still racing. Looks like shit and he's obviously peaked.
>>149844285>>149844325CO gets out of your system way too fast, no way they can reliably detect it
also it is known Spanish WADA doesn't work nights or weekends
so this changes nothing unless they're stupid enough to get caught in the act
>>149841295>comfortableThis is likely the main reason, I'm not sure he'd feel comfortable going into a tempo position considering the wounds from his crash.
DรMARE is at the Tour (of France)
Is viewership up or down this year?
I miss 2023, Jonas beat Pogi by a minute one day then Pogi beat Jonas by 30 seconds the next day and then the had a bumfight until Jonas big dicked the TT and killed Pogi's spirit. That was a proper narrative driven sporting event
>>149841992Onley was under 400 watts avg
now can we never post these fraud guesstimators ever again
https://www.strava.com/activities/15156628950/analysis
>>149844379The fact that Pogi can win GC's, win monuments vs guys like Grug and win ITT's vs Memco and other specialists is just staggering.
>>149844471Script writers are getting lazy.
>>149844055I probably need an M frame, my inner leg length is only 82cm somehow.
2020-23 were all pretty good tour desu
>>149843442Great questions. Watch this
https://www.sportschau.de/doping/aicar-und-ausserirdische-ard-doku-facht-dopingdiskussion-neu-an,radsport-windschatten-aderlass-text-2-100.html
The doping tests cover only 5 if 160 AICAR substances + many more RC ones not even close to being detected
>>149844379I think the main cause for UAE Team Emirates their success is the fact they have a generational rider + they (and visma) buy up all the talents and other elite riders from other teams
>>149844490I remember reading that if you are between sizes its better to pick the smaller one.
>>149844509Don't you dare memory hole '19.
>>149844378orange = suspectable
red = super humans
Pogacar = Alien
>>149841428insane redpill in the last sentence. Take this advice from an oldfag anon
>>149844285there is something noticeable weaker about visma but maybe they just wasted too much effort in week 1.. I donโt believe UAE has a doping edge over them
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Business idea, descent kino at the Tour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmCdPQ2Xqhk
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>>149844490https://www.merlincycles.com/de-de/felt-breed-30-grx-gravel-bike-boxed-bike-316151.html
GRX 2x12
>>149841461Michael Matthews and Jasper Philipsen are his close personal friends, it's why the Sanremo podium with them all was so fun
>>149844576iโd descent on that
>>149841898Piti still in the top 10 so not foulproof either
>>149842929>Canyon>Decathlon SoulessMaxing. Please get anything but these two dogshit brands.
>>149844474their "watts รฉtalon" are standardized to 78 kg total weight (rider + bike)
https://www.chronoswatts.com/img/mag/P_138-141_Science_en.pdf
>>149844474Still doesn't understand watt estimations in 2025 award
>>149844597Mind your manners
>>149844592Bling seems like a very likeable rider
hearing that Pog is going to ride tomorrow's stage backwards to keep things interesting
>>149844607let's standardize our guesses to make them seem more legit
fuck these guys
meaningless
>>149842058i got that hyped midea porta split in the winter and it already payed off, i never suffer again
>>149844486From a technical point he's seemingly exceptional too. Reads races well to stay out of trouble. If he wasn't so utterly dominant I could start to like him as a rider. I'd imagine him having kino attacks and counter attacks on the biggest mountains instead of 12km solo tt's.
Personal basis I cannot stand him and do not consume any content where he isn't in a bike.
>TADEJ POGACAR WAS ABLE TO CLIMB HAUTCAM ALONE
>WITHOUT A TEAM!
>Well I'm sorry.... I'm not Tadej Pogacar
>>149844633>mideaBased. This cost 280 bongs and on those unbearable days it saves my balls. Is yours noisy? This cunt is a racket but it's very effective.
>>149842713its on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJIX30MDo8
>>149842058>>149844633>>149844672Aren't your houses insulated a shitload? You should be fine during the day and then, assuming it cools down over night, you can open some windows to cool the house down.
>>149844672its somewhat noisy because it has the converter in the inside unit but i can still bear it at maximum level. But the sleeping mode sucks, has still 39db which is too much for me. I cool down the room to 17c before sleeping and shut it off during the night to wake up with 21c. Also its insanely overprized here because it mostly uses the same parts as the american window version which sells for 1/3 the price. For legal reasons is still the best you can buy in Germany right now because youre not allowed to install a proper split air con without a certified handyman because of muh climate change emissions.
>>149844622the point is to make different weight riders comparable, similar to W/kg, but they don't use W/kg because it doesn't include bike weight
>>149844722>You should be fine during the dayIt's too hot.
>>149844378Most important note to take from this is that Remco is human.
>>149844722i have flat under the roof facing to the south and it has nearly 30c despite being insulated on the hottest 2-3 weeks of the year
>>149844722Idk Germany but British newer houses are absolutely shite. Cold winters hot summers. I am attic room and the roof bakes the room from the top. I see why meds have strange roofs now. Old houses though generally do well but prolonged heat means the house bakes and retains that heat making it unbearable. Basically if temperature goes over 25c for more than 3 days, we're fucked unless you're an air conditioned royalty.
>>149844737Yeah I thought as much. I need to seal the window to do as you do. I just blast cold air at me and close window as much as possible. Bong mentality is tough it out aircon is for poofs. But secretly they all seethe at aircon havers.
>>149844379Look at this mad butthurt.
UAE aren't juicing they're just training better and being more clever with their energy. Their team when fit is straight up better than Visma fit. Pogi lost 22 riding fucking solo if you recall? While twink was carried by Wout in every stage who carried Pogi?
And 23 was straight up Pogis worst year ever and his team was clearly not in the fight either always following the pace instead of leading it. And I'm quite sure that Visma wasn't clean in both those years, that TT is still not explainable and everyone kind of glosses over it in an uncomfortable way.
Fishcunt is just getting a reality check
>>149844788>just training betterExcept for all those years pog trained wrong and nobody realized lol
>>149844768>25cSoftest of softcocks.
>>149844811Yes, nobody realized because bad Pogi is still a tour winner.
>>149844832He wasn't bad, thats the fun part
>>149844813>gatekeeping heat
>>149844811And now he's over 10% stronger lmao, whilst racing and winning all season long
>>149844813By Allah behave yourself
>>149844866built different, nobody seriously looks at jonas face and thinks yup thats an athletic champion right there
>>149844788> 10% faster than the rest of the world eliteI only wonder what exactly Pogi has at his disposal that the others have not (yet).
>>149844935Dunno, I saw him in his helmet and thought he looked like a right champ.
>thread is going to max out before the stage even starts
I sense a strong butthurt in /cyc/
>>149844992I think everyone is over the main GC and instead are excited about the top 10 and 3rd place. Shame we won't see that fight, we'll watch poogacar arse for 40 minutes but it'll be cool. I've checked out of the main GC now. Don't care at all.
>>149845018Are you allowed to talk about the the reasons there? Or do you need to pretend like it was an amazing goat tier ride?
>>149844590Wtf are these brands. Felt, Ghost, Carver, Bergamont, Kellys. Is it all chinkshit?
>>149845066Chinks make the best bikes now old man.
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>>149845066>>149845077>FeltMarcel Kittel won 4 TdF stages on a felt
>>149845147pog could win the tour on this
>>149840738 (OP)another mountain stage tomorrow?
damn, give these dude's legs a rest. they probably are begging for a semen slurping sprint stage
>>149845114felt are probably better known for their track bikes. i owned an alu felt f75, it did me alright
>>149844937He is in his best years on top tech bike. His competition is ageing and he had no Giro this year. Did you seriously expect anything else after his double last year?
People severely underestimate bike tech. Why do you think French are scaning all the bikes? They're behind and they know it. They're not using motors, but tech is extremely important. It was the main reason for Jumba winning those two Tours. It was the years when they moved to Cervelo, and had that huge spike in TT performance. Tadej in one of his interviews, a year ago, specifically mentioned that they're now ages ahead in tech compared to when he started with the team.
He is as clean as top hundred right now, probably more clean than majority of them. But clean right now is being on the legal limit. That's sport right now.
>>149845550it thought the Colnagos were tested to be kind of shit compared to the current top of the line (Cervelo, Specialized, Pinarello, Canyon etc.)
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>>149845302and of course their triathlon bikes
>>149845623Nobody has access to team bikes to do comparisons. Tadej used to shared his wattage on message boards, now he only does so amongst friends. Bike secrets were the main reason for this. Mezgec did an interview today on getting info from him on what to expect for stages like this one, so he could calculate minimum allowed time.
>>149845846>Bike secrets were the main reason for this.Competition the other one. He was always very open about his wattage. But getting beaten by Jumbo twice, possibly changed that to a degree. I kinda think that the is sharing it with TDF organisers, possibly even some journos, it is curious that he's not getting the same treatment as Roglic did regarding mechanical doping allegations.
>>149845550> It was the years when they moved to Cervelo, and had that huge spike in TT performance. Tadej in one of his interviews, a year ago, specifically mentioned that they're now ages ahead in tech compared to when he started with the team.>>149845623>it thought the Colnagos were tested to be kind of shit compared to the current top of the line (Cervelo, Specialized, Pinarello, Canyon etc.)>Colnago Ernesto & C. S.r.l. or Colnago is a manufacturer of road-racing bicycles founded by Ernesto Colnago near Milano in Cambiago, Italy. It remained a family-controlled firm until May 4, 2020, when it was announced that the UAE-based investment company, Chimera Investments LLC, had acquired a majority of the Colnago shares from Ernesto Colnago, although the headquarters will remain located in Italy after the acquisition.[1]>Chimera Investment is part of Abu Dhabiโs Royal Group, a diversified conglomerate of companies comprising over 60 entities and employing 20,000 employees.If only some sort of pattern would emerge.
>>149845846>Mezgec did an interview today on getting info from him on what to expect for stages like this one, so he could calculate minimum allowed time.It paid off big time:
>171. Mezgec +08:28Think of all the saved matches!
>>149846219Talk is about time cuts.
https://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/how-do-tour-de-france-time-cuts-work
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Drinking a grenache from Clare Valley in Australia. This is way better than those shitty ass Shirazes I drank for Tour Down Under. Very good.
>>149842086I remember some bert taking the piss of a /cyc/-newbie, telling them when a rider is OTL he has to race the same stage again the day after and try to be within limit, if he ain't he has to repeat it again, bert said some riders only finish the tour weeks after the podium ceremony, fucking kek
Your normal 15 hours race
>>149846354how feasible would it be for him to get back to footy instead? supposedly he was more of workhorse, don't think he was that technically gifted
>>149846377slurper profile but BIG action
>>149846354Will he crack completely on the Tourmalet like he did in the Vuelta 2023? Will we see him go in the breakaway every day to stage hunt and win the polka dots?
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>>149846386>he was a left backmakes sense
>>149846290Yes, that's what I was talking about? My meaning was that Mezgec came last since he knew what to expect so could take it slower than others with less accurate information who went faster to be on the safe side.
>>149846440Domestiques ruined cycling. Business idea: Every team can only bring 2 riders to the Tour.
>>149846440Nah they mostly surped this one
>>149842619First bong post Iโve ever laughed at
>>149846386He's too short for that particular sport
/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3p-F2x7rY
Biniam Girmay is a ______
>>149847340devout Christian and father
>>149847340Above average sprinter from Eritrea, currently riding for the Intermache-Wanty Cycling Team. His career highlights include 2022 Gent-Wevelgem and three stage victories in the 2024eme edition of the Tour de France.
>>149847340black guy that is mediocre so redditors want to suck his cock simply because he's a black guy in cycling they can jizz over about how cool and progressive it is to have a black guy in the peloton
none of them know who kevin rezza is because they are all tourists that have been watching cycling for a year and they love cumming to pogacar too because hes SO BAD ASS AND AWESOME!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqMxcydQmxI
Orla Chennaoui announced she will be doing a reddit AMA.
Please wish me luck that she answers my questions.
1. How do I get a job at WADA where its my responsibility to watch the women cyclists pee into the test sample cups.
2. How far can you squirt?
https://old.reddit.com/r/peloton/comments/1m2bg8l/hi_im_orla_chennaoui_presenter_covering_the_tour/
>>149846466He cracked at LBL, he cracked yesterday, he cracked today on the hilly TT
Maybe it was the injury over the winter but he has looked very weak on the harder climbs this year
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>>149847659She's fucking Van Goydonck?!
Also
>There's a certain Irishness about Belgians. Does that make sense? I feel like we're cut from the same cloth. I feel like we come from the same soil. It's that same earthiness, it's that same rawness, the lack of BS, you know.
>>149847340Seems like a pretty nice guy
Why don't the other guys just pedal harder?
>>149847340future generalissimo of his backwater african nation
>>149844182Went through that stage. How wrong was I?
Went to go see Eddington tonight. One of the best movies I've seen in a long time. Eddington and Sinners are the only two "Great" movies of the year in my opinion
>>149849016hope you enjoy the R&R
I haven't been able to post in the threads because I've had to watch all the stages on delay from tiz
>>149849016True and based
>>149842555waar Politt, waar Wellens?
>>149849016I would reserve that word for a black person who actually behaves like the word you just said. bini actually seems like a good guy
>>149848810won one and podiumed tour could be worse
>>149847340Property of the Eritrean government. Like all eritreans.
>>149845623Colnago V4Rs is about 20 watts (measured at 50 kmh) worse than the "best bike in the peloton" but Colnago didn't reveal which bike that was.
The Y1Rs which Pog rides now is as good as the best, but it's slightly heavier than the minimum weight.
So yeah, before this year Pog was held back by a crappy bike.
>>149849563Carapaz level basically I expected more. Also the dude is getting worse by the years I cannot explain it
https://x.com/fanrob1982/status/1946041607024697417
LMAO, how can you even recover from this?
>>149849791that visma shirt with rainbow flags very confusing donโt know who that could be
Will Visma finally try to attack today?
>>149849857Yes, matteo satellite is the way to go. Decathlon will pull to save Gall 9th place
Interview with Domen Novak, conducted after yesterday's TT.
https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/dirka-po-franciji/nekoc-sem-mislil-da-pogacar-ves-cas-kolesari-na-vso-moc-potem-sem-videl-kako-racionalen-je/752361
>>149849874unironically. let him ride for himself. not like they need him to pull for jonas lol. get some stage wins and a GC top 10
>>149849977I don't think so
New business plan instead of weight classes every rider will have to ride with the same weight like in car racing with added weights on the bikes with a set minimum weight of around 80kg(bike+rider) if you are heavier thats fine.
>>149850444horse race handicapping would be better
Vismabros, what's today's plan?
Im still waiting for bertaczech's dick pics...
>>149850546We shall ride hard and drop jorgenson from the peleton
Manifesting a Wout stage win today
>>149850546Realize team tactics is not enough and that Jonas can get 2nd place without help
Everyone else are free to win whatever they can
>>149849016thank you sadly free /sp/ech is banned here on the board
today's prediction?
>Pogi -_.__?
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Urska when she discovers there's a new BBC in town that she hasn't sampled
>>149850744comes 20th, breakaway wins.
>"Urska what happened baby?"
>"the BBC buck was too rough"
>>149850792t-that's not urska, noncey
>>149850949autism in women is so funny
>>149850963Finland autism capital of the world
>>1498507449th behind the breakaway where SKJELMOSE JENSEN wins
Don't think I'll watch today's stage. I can't take it anymore. Pogicunt has ruined the sport. Hope he rides off a cliff
lol jk can't wait
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>>149851103This is just pure disrespect dogshit vinderbud
Frenchberts what the weather status?
Still a chance for rain on todays stage?
>>149851230Doubt it will really rain but there will be fog kino at least
Hope Pogacar wins 36 TDF races and get Kwabendishs record
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Jalabert is against the squeaking of course
>>149851265preach brother Laurent
Belgian commentators are starting to ask themselves questions !
https://www.fahrrad-xxl.de/carver-gravel-220-m000100900
Yes or no /cyc?
>>149851265Opposing doubting every victory is a natural reaction for a man of his palmares. No stable Schelling fence exists which would prevent squeeking about Pogacar gaining 36s on Vingegaard on Cat 1 climb, from descending into squeeking about at least one of 139 of Jalabert's wins. And if one is suspect, they all are.
>>149851343not clicking that
>>1498513432x on a gr*vel bike
Worst of both worlds
>>149851107What watch score will she give Ventoux?
>>149850963it's not autism these women legit want to become horses. i call it a fetish
>>149851341>It scares me,>The last time we had a rider who crushed everything in the first mountain stage, his seven Tours were taken away from him, and we mustn't forget that.>History reminds us that that was the Armstrong method: the first mountain stage and that was it.>But it's true that when you've witnessed that, yes ... you hope that history doesn't repeat itself.
Serious hat on
You can't squeak about pogichud but not about vinga like the danes are currently doing.
I'm open to all arguments as long as you're not hypocritical
>>149851107Why do I have to prepare snacks in the toilet
>>149851442it was made by a g*rman
>>149851442It's a German idiom
>>149851415everyone knows that a rider doing better then all the other riders means their doping. and also everyone else is doping, but him being better then all the other dopers obviously means he's doping. this is the rationale of 90% of squeakers
>>149851415They're both pas normal, but at least Vinge has a body type that makes sense for the mountains
Pogi is more like Lance or Ullrich, extremely good at TT, but also somehow by far the best in the mountains despite being heavier
Is Roglic riding for Lipo today?
>>149851450Isn't she Danish?
He's going to gigacrash today
>>149851482Germans in denial
>>149851475Pogi is 64, ulkrich was like 75
>>149851390Why is there such a big divide about 2* on gravel? Some people say they miss the gears, others are saying its shit.
>>149851475>>149851529W/Kg is and always was a manlet cope
>>149851543compound score bratha
Good morning I hate TNT Sports
>>149840845>old hagWhat did she look like when she was young, though?
Poogacar will put 5 minutes into Jonas today lmao
You know what? Matt Stephens is all right
Wouldn't mind a Storer win today
>>149841428wtf why would you let someone else win a stage if you are able to win it lmao that's like letting a team win a game because you already made the playoffs
Is the LA based n****r team still going to win the tour with a black rider?
The American jersey is quite cool, honestly.
WET PATCHES
NEUTRALIZE THE RACE!!
If the Norwegian fucks ruin another stage they should never be invited again
Why are there no good swedish riders?
back from the cinema. I hope I didn't miss anything
>>149851838i hope ingebrigtsen pops soon
>>149851857Its a white sport
cam an pogacar climb sum fukin mountains
>Clement Berthet
>Somehow 26th
How? I have not heard that name all race
>>149840738 (OP)at this pace, pogi will win 10 stages, uae should really give visma something in return for always destroying the breakaways
>>149851857It's a national sport to hunt cyclists with your Volvo
>"There's a good chance the strongest rider will finish first. But we'll remain competitive."
>"Is second place also good? Absolutely. We're here to win, and yellow remains the dream, but a lot of teams would happily trade places with us to have the second-best rider."
>"After two final victories, yellow should always be the goal, but ultimately the best rider wins the Tour. This year, that seems to be Pogacar."
...
>Victor Campenaerts mused briefly at the start: "If you think about the superiority we would have without Tadej at the start... That's not the case, but how many teams wouldn't want to settle for second place in this stage of the Tour?"
>>149851898went to How to Train Your Dragon with me family. it's somewhat ok, vikings are more diverse than I remember, but oh well. Superman tomorrow.
>>149851857Too many teenagers in A-tractors on the roads
>>149851922WHEN YOU TRY SO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>>149841428wtf I love pog-r-cha now
>>149851918He's got three main targets in this revenge Tour
Hautacam
Ventoux
Loze
I don't think he'll go for it today.
>>149851922atleast we got the power of being obnoxious assholes that are hated in the peloton or something
>>149850546a battle for 2nd place, with a bit of luck Jonas has a chance to keep it today
>>149844166General despair is setting in beyond the seethe, they are starting to drop the /cyc/
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>what do you mean you cant hold 55kph for a couple minutes
>you said you were fast
>>149841428>hi mr super competitive sports man, have you considered deliberatly losing?Wtf kind of question is this, I sometimes wonder if these people actually understand sports.
Pyrenean villages are so comfy
>>149852001>>149852001EPOgacar
hope he gets leukemia and gets buried at 10kg...
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DNF Cras
>>149852162>EPOyou know that's super easy to detect, right?
Lourdes is weird because I thought it was some Christian town but when I was there it looked more like Las Vegas with neon light everywhere
Did Jarno tryhard during a funeral procession?
Once took a train from Toulouse to the Atlantic coast and I could not understand why it was so full of exotic foreigners like Latin Americans, Asians, Africans and whatnot until I realized there was a stop at Lourdes and they were Catholics headed there
>>149852231yes he attacked with like 40k to go. i hate that little midget like you wouldnt believe
here's how valentin MADOUAS can win tooday
>>149852237no this is a man
>>149852274You cant really make that claim when you watch a sport filled with twinks
>>149852274I have bigger quads than this twink
>>149852255>here's how valentin MADOUAS can win tooday>posts nothingmath checks out
>>149852307Fat doesn't count.
>>149852237It would have been funny if it was a man
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>Not having your own tower in the south of France
>>149852316Nah i can't upload a file THAT big on 4chan
>>149851857Zoe BรCKSTEDT just won a race.
Skjelmose already chuted like that in Flรจche wallonne
Danes can't catch a break
>>149852237the dumbest, cringiest meme of all time
FUCKING POGACAR RIGGING THE SIGN
Punishment for not bringing Mads
Only 3 people ever finished a GT above Tadej Pogacar: Roglic, Valverde, Vingegaard
>>149852420Skelly and road furniture, name more iconic duo
Why aren't they waiting for gc favourite skjelmose
Oh fuck it's already lvie
>>149852420and parijs nice. do they not have road furniture in danmark?
>>149852453why tf is he sitting like that lmao
>>149852457they forgot about him
Pushing like this so early when they have to climb 5k...
>>149852518if your a fatty its the lesser evil not like your going to stay in when they smash it on the tourmalet
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>>149852536What is the record time at Tourmalet?
Lidl trek pulling in peloton
(google translate)
>David de la Cruz, who was the Slovenian's teammate in UAE Team Emirates during the 2020 and 2021 seasons:
>"In the 2020 Tour there was a stage in which we failed as a team. We couldn't be with him as he deserved and he lost 1'30" to the favourites. That night, at dinner, we were all crestfallen. Suddenly Tadej arrives, sees us like this and blurts out: 'Who has died?' He told us to calm down, that the next day he would attack and make up time. And he did," De la Cruz explained, laughing. That was, according to him, the first warning that they were dealing with someone different.
>"Tadej is so good that he doesn't need the director to rack his head over strategies. The most important thing is that the team is well structured, well nourished, with the perfect material... and then let him do it. He has a brutal ability to handle pressure. He doesn't get upset when everything is going well and he doesn't sink when it's going badly," says De la Cruz, who has shared the squad with legends such as Froome, Geraint Thomas and Cavendish: "But none like him."
>For the Catalan, Pogacar is already more than a cycling reference: "He is not only the best cyclist I have ever seen, he is also one of the best athletes in history. Because it stands out in an era where the average level is very high. It is not the same to dominate now as it was 30 years ago. And he's also versatile: he beats you in Flanders, he attacks in a World Championship from afar, he comes second in Roubaix... There is no other like it."
>One of the aspects that De la Cruz values the most is how UAE has been able to interpret Pogacar beyond the watts: "He's a guy who needs to enjoy himself. And the team understands it: if he wants to go to Monaco to see Formula 1 before the Tour or to Roland Garros, they let him. If you need two days without touching the bike, that's okay. And that keeps him mentally fresh. Because, in addition, he trains delighted. Enjoy the effort."
>>149852596>Despite his dominance, the former Spanish ITT champion believes that Pogacar continues to evolve: "In his first Tour, after each stage, his partner brought him chocolate bars and ate them. He doesn't anymore. He is fine-tuning details. And that means that he still had margin. Every year it goes from strength to strength, and we already thought it couldn't improve.">"He will set the limit himself," he says. "If he keeps enjoying himself, he can win 7, 8... even 9 Tours. But he doesn't have that need to feed his ego. He does it because he likes it, because he is different. It is not only focused on the Tour. He wants to win all the classics, all the big races. The Giro, Tour and Vuelta in the same year... I'm sure he has it in his head."
Business idea: Increase the bonus seconds for winning a stage by x20
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Pog's bike from yesterday stage. shaved paint, no bartape, 140mm rotors.
>>149852625>no rim brakessuperlame
>>149852637>running brakes at all on a mountain TTweak mentality
>>149852637Theoretically, in a uphill TT (I know yesterday had some descents too), could they run with no brakes at all I wonder?
wtf why didn't Pogi sprint?
>>149852657Disk brakes are necessary to slow Tadej down in the climbs turns
>>149852664I don't think it's UCI legal to run without brakes.
>>149852606>The Giro, Tour and Vuelta in the same yearhe had a perfect chance last year and the team didn't go for it
I think they pass a little lower though
>>149852625god damn that's fucking gorgeous
>>149852664Pog still went 28 km/h
also they need to ride down the mountain afterwards
pogacar already up front he's going to attack on the tourmalet
>>149852625how much would that cost at market?
>>149852625Pogacar has done a lot to make colnago bikes popular/respected again
Pogacar looking nice, fresh and doped up - ready to beat the field by 5 min.
>>149852207>detectlol laughs in heparin.... kill yourself
Going for my first ride in many months tomorrow, yew
Descent will be neutralized calling it now
Too much beurette bunda, Allah is displeased
Islam shows its strength again
Based UAE pacing so that Flori can take 3rd
He's going to lose 40 minutes today
I posit remco is the most intriguing rider to follow, his highs are so high but his lows are so low and often unexpected
>Lipo, Only and Big Kev fight for podium is on
why is pogacar letting them escape
>>149852776more curious to see if he commits to being better next time or won't bother with the tour again.
>>149852776He has bipolar
kek remco doesn't want to be filmed
>aaaahh why are they filming me I am going insaaaaane
i want the simon yates giro cam on him ALL DAY
>>149852792French podium again would be kino
Will Remco do a Rohann Dennis ?
>>149852831kill his wife with a car?
>>149852842should've pulled out a microphone
>"So Remco why are you this shit today? Was it jonas overtaking you?"
>>149852842what's his problem?
>>149852841Ragequit then kill his wife
>>149852859>Bardet: How does it feel knowing my retired ass would climb faster than you?
Politt gonna pull the whole tourmalet again
Can Arseman actually get a decent stage result this TdF?
>>149852873it never evenstarted tbqh
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they got him rainbow bands on that bandage
>>149852842pog was still joking around in 22 and 23 even after he lost
>>149852881World chute champion
>>149852894Every time he chutes, he wins
>>149852892the fuck is this gay shit?
>>149852892AI? please don't say this is real
>>149852702>You Can Buy Tadej Pogaฤarโs Limited Edition World Colnago V4Rshttps://bikerumor.com/tadej-pogacars-limited-edition-colnago-v4rs/
>>149852874Well since he was 2nd only a few days ago, I would guess that yeah he could
Arensman next to Lenny looks so silly the size difference is absurd
IT'S SO FUCKING HOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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he's gonna DNF at this point
>performance none of us has anticipated
..?
Praiseworthy conduct from the fans. Moving away when Remco is riding near the edge of the road.
Now he can stage hunt in the alps
Yeah about that new contract
AAAAAAAHHH A CAMERA I AM GOING INSAAAAAANE
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahaha
he's imploding so visibly how tragic
Remco kwab
That's what you get for abandoning Christanity
Oh Allah oh Allah, the ummah is weak
Bora would be fucking retarded if they are still trying to sign him.
>>149852842I want more of this
will everyone making fun of him respect him if he finishes the tour at least or still make fun of him for not being a podium finisher?
>>149852842Why canโt he take a joke?
watching a mental breakdown live on television
sad
Oumi needs to get some lessons from Trine.
>>149852680Business idea Super Col du Tourmalet
how is this stage real?
Everyone is already dying
on the verge of attacking the camera moto kek
>>149853029he's not finishing this stage brother
How are Vingo, Remco and Roglic worse than last year even though they crashed in the Basque country?
Did the team car abandon him so he has to ride home ?
Okay, I do want them to leave him alone this is terrible
All Belgian hope now focuses on the brave lad Emiel Verstrynge
>>149853052wow script writers pulling out all stops
>>149853050Doping took a toll on their body
>Remco giving kids his contaminated bottles
calm down guys he's just looking for the nearest hotel
If you don't love this little seething medieval peasant you simply don't have any heart in your chest
KWABOTY 2025 contender appears
skjelmoose and remco
end of tour
Renaat goiung to cry.
>>149853049looks like you're probably right. pretty wild and sad.
>>149853050Roglic crashed again this year + illness. Remco also crashed in the first week.
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
>>149853052fun fact: it's poison
It's Remcover but for real this time
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Does he have to sit in the team car the rest of the stage so he can watch tadej win in person?
>Just came back from groceries
>ABANDON MEMCO
LMAO
M
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>>149853075There he is. Getting dropped as usual
lmao Jose is so harsh for Remco.
>Lipo in white
WE ARE SO BACK
>>149853099Gonna drive him to the nearest trash can
mommy i feel bad let me stop arggghhhhhhh
is this the hottest tour in a while? Seems a lot more struggling than usual this early
I think all the GC gaps today are going to be catastrophic
Is it me or is there a lot of riders who are just sub par this year in the tour? It seems only a few are at their best levels
>>149853114>Germany on the rise
>>149847677I fucking called it.
RemcOVER
>>149853050recovery regime can boost performance beyond original
HahAhhahahahahhahahahahhahahHahahahhahahah
LET'S GO ONLEY
CLAP CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
>>149853122Just didn't feel like, innit.
>>149853111What does he say?
And can i listen to Jose online from NL?
>>149853125vingegaard and remco definitely underperforming
but second page riders doing pretty well
Have some empathy you sick fucks
>>149853122stubbed his toe :(
>>149853139Rip
Jokes a side you hate to see it
Breakaway won't survive. That Norway in the group will make the peleton ride.
>>149853150I like to watch Sporza instead of NOS, just watch it on VRT
maybe this will be ego death for remco and he will arise from the ashes as someone likeable
>>149853125visma drove too hard and the strategy works against weaker riders. it just turns out that the weaker rider was jonas.
it's ok though jonas has recovered.
Hopefully there will be more fog and visibility will fall to 0
>>149853170fundamental misunderstanding of race tactics
someone sign this guy as ds
Next year is gonna be the year, right guys?
>>149853168only if he gets a divorce from that bitch oumi
>>149853168Please no. I like petulant child Remco. He truly is a football player put on a bike.
Jorgenson blatantly saying he will abandon vingegaard lmao
>>149853170he's still head and shoulders above everyone else except for one guy
>>149853180divorce is kill for cyclists. Sagan never recovered for example
>>149853052why would anyone want a bottle from a loser?
>>149853158Hate him or love him, you watched
>>149853178Remco should just go San-remo to LBL.
He would win every single one day race,
>>149853178Best I can do is the Giro (dell'Emilia)
Tourist here, do we still hate Remco, or is he loved now, because everyone's needed to create some tension in the grand tours?
>>149853200If he rode them alone
>>149853183This, angry confrontational Bxl manlet Remco is the most kino Remco
>>149853178He needs to dump the muzzie woman, return to Christianity and focus on the Giro D'Italia next year
I believe that >we will win!
Holy shit, dat descent into the mist.
>rain on the descent
Uh oh
DESTROY DOPACAR IN THE FOG
>>149853204don't know about "we", but I love Remco. he's a natural born entertainer on a bike. doesn't matter if he wins or loses.
>>149853191Depends on the individual. Valverde for example was even better after his first divorce.
I don't think it's Oumi, I think the crash last year did a large number on his mental game and he simply hasn't come to terms with it.
>>149853236Entertaining riders are the most fun
I want for fun and inspiration.
>all night I saw mushrooms chasing me
>they where everywhere
>it was just too much
>>149853120top of tourmalet is foggy and nicely chill, but you have to earn it
just like in my video games
>>149853241Valverde is one of a kind, 2bh. based boomer
Bora needs to pull if they don't want to lose #3 to Uno x
>>149853260UAE will catch them easy for stage win innit
>>149853268No one like that little rat
>>149853268he's going faster than the other ones
>>149853254Looks like a place I have to deliver packages to Die-Hardman
>>149853056>20 mins since Remco is kill>Josรฉ and Renaat commenting on Emile putting on his jacketYep, I'm thinking we're back
>>149853260Bora has only Roglic and Lipowitz, have not seen another single other Bora rider.
We need a squeaker in polka dots being smug. RUSBERT?
>>149853288we will never have a TDF winner again
and that's ok
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Imagine if these fans were urban nafris
they would be steading the gear off the backs of these riders without massive barriers.
>>149853268no one wants to lose his legs on this climb, lenny is only going for the points
>>149853304I'm moving in the French or Italian Alp and I'll force my son to bike until he wins a TdF, just wait 20 years.
>>149853296Vlasov is with Johannessen.
>>149853313there's 5k for the souvenir at the top as well
Does he really only weigh 52 kg?!
>>149853305mordor.... home...
lil bro kept telling the crowd to move
first time?
>>149853316actually a forest fire
soon they'll be riding through the fire
Hope no one chutes descending
Silent Hill stages are best stages
>>149853339Chutes incoming.
>Rain
Repeating digits and Pogi chutes
Lmao alaflip being oldschool with the cardboard sign
>green jersey 11 minutes behind
Hope they all stay safe on the descent. Seems like suicide.
Chute l'horrible catastrophale desastruese terminale incoming??
Newspaper bros we are so back
>>149853355wrong, he will use it instead of newspaper on the descent
>>149853343hope everyone chutes
>>149853349Wow that was fast. RusbertGOD
another 1000+m in the books
got a p*ncture. c'est la vie. first one in about 2 years I reckon
you see this wout sign. what would you do?
Someone gonna die on this mountain
>Everyone dies on the descent
>Remco only top cyclist left alive
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>>149853354Sprinters have no place in road cycling, they're the only reason we get boring stages, they belong to the track.
Also should be castrated.
Just tuning in now wtf its RemcOver? What happened?
>>149853382For me (and all Dutch people) its the Ventoux
>>149853395the true Alps of Europe
Lenny taking some risks bombing down the Tourmalet
>>149853412nothing happened he was just struggling and eventually stepped off
Bro missing every line. Wet and foggy its rough out there
Just turn in. See nothing.
There will be blood in the descent.
total sprint death
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We're paying 20โฌ /month for this shit Germbros.
>possibly fatal descent happening
>ARD cuts to some kid's home video
>>149853419the fog really skews the perception of how fast he's going
>>149853433Bones will be splintered, rectums will be stretched
>>149853444They just showed 90kph in the wet
>>149853442They want us to hate them more
>>149853440When they die, we will se nothing
Now that I think about it, I never really cornered when the road was wet.
Damn, I would have 0 confidence in those tires having grip.
>>149853441that was peak autism and I had to turn off the audio
>>149853052>even the green jersey ahead of himKWAB
>>149853457maybe some of them will just disappear never to be seen again
>>149853458was always fine for me except a couple times there was sandy patches on a wet turn and i wiped out and got some bad road rash, and road paint too obvi
>>149853467Pure kino. It's funny how fog is so cool irl but in videogames it's anti-soul gas.
>>149853458you just don't try to push things and take your time. I'd prefer that to oppressive heat.
What tyre widths are they running?
28s? 30s?
allright time to get some cans
I'd be scared shitless.
I already almost shit and piss myself when I simply commute on wet asphalt.
>>149853482fog can become terrifying while driving
>peacuck cuts to commercial
may the orange pedo revoke their license
Imagine Zakarin in these conditions
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>>149853470you now remember Mist trauma
>>149853495>tfw 141 km solo
Pogacar, Vingegaard and Remco in the Vuelta?
>>149853495Is this the next Eddy Merckx?
>>149853482>in the middle of a busy shipping lane in a 8 meter long sailing boat>fog rolls in with visibility max 30 meter onwards>"fog is cool"
>>149853519I don't think Landa's domestique will be very important.
>>149853519Almeida, Jorgenson, Landa
>>149853519Dont think we will see Remco until the championship in Rwanda
Barรจges
Super Barรจges
Mega Barรจges
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>>149853519>Pogaฤar will work for Joao>Jonas will work for KussEasy Remco W
>>149853052wow, France Gall is still going well it seems
>>149853519Landa, Mas, Rodriguez
>almost kwabbed their own rider
Lenny almost cagied by his DS lol
>>149853560Dude, I keep saying this!
>>149853191He got divorced in 2018, he also won Paris Roubaix and had a bad crash at the Tour.
It was probably a lot of things but I think he mentally called it quits that year.
AC
>only three minutes on jaune
GC stage
kuss satellite rider
or kuss stage win
dont even know at this point
>>149853584they still have three more mountains to climb...
>>149853584satelitte [for jorg]
>>149853584stage win they've given up
>>149853587Pog is not letting that sad excuse for an American get any stage win.
remco needs a psychiatrist, bad
>>149853467even if I knew the road was clear for a race, going that fast in that kind of fog would freak me the fuck out
>>149853189that one guy was their target though, so the strategy was a complete failure. it did stretch out the gaps though and killed memco
can't wait for Africa to get into cycling more for all the potential phat bunda
>>149853191Sagan was different
His wife had an another mans child
At least thats what was said in the peloton
always think these skodas have to be reliable as fuck, they're probably automatic transmission nowadays right?
>>149853612true but it doesn't seem like there was anything better they could have tried to me. sometimes someone will always perform better than you no matter what.
>>149853603He just needs a white Flemish wife, you would be raging to with that crazy Muslim broad screaming in your ear all day everyday
>>149853629some of them are full el*crtic, the rest are hybrid
>>149853642look how well it worked out for wout
>>149853617not that uncommon an occurrence disturbingly
>>149853587jorgenson will never win anything he is on uae shitlist lmao
Who converts to Islam anyway lol
>>149853637they needed to compress the time gaps so that there's more variance later on in the race. this way any mistake by UAE will be magnified.
if the gap is 6 minutes racing mistakes from UAE won't matter, and they have reduced variance in the race helping pogi.
youtubers are not statistically educated or understand dynamics of recovery so this is the result.
>>149853655It actually is very rare in europe or european derived societies (+/- 2%)
Africa is another story however, have seen statistics putting nigeria at 30%
>cold and rain
Jonasbros today we lose another 2 minutes
Pogi in shit weather buff is too strong
>>149853650Wout is mentally in a far better place than Remco, unbothered stable moisturized happy in his lane
>>149853698you can't possibly believe that you know better than the professional teams doing this for a living
Oumi is a positive influence, without her Memco would implode even harder
>>149853698Exactly the final gap between 1st and 2nd is irrevelevent, only who win. Thus increasing the variance increases the probability of the outcome Visma likes. Flattening the bell curve.
>>149853714Yes, definitely...
>>149853324peak climber form
Oumi OF when now that Memeco is retired
>>149853716lmao they got this shit from the youtuber who still think pogi's recovery is bad because UAE was fuckign up on so many things years ago. me a logician is rather easily better at this than a bunch of bike riders.
>>149853642Unironically needs an Italian wife
>>149853735He's the history and landscape commentator on France TV
>>149853735French commentator in charge of telling us all about the towns and castles and countryside lore of the Tour
Love France so much
And I with the British and Americans didn't bomb us so much, we'd still have some of these inner cities you'd want to visit
Ricco's attack on Aspin in 2008... vgh..
>>149853738her parents are rich, supposedly
>>149853751germany has plenty of pretty regions to visit Franz
the big modern citties are kinda grim though they should have done what dresden did and just rebuilt everything in the old style
>>149853735French presentator
>>149853740>lmao they got this shit from the youtuberI doubt that but whatever you say, I guess.
>>149853721you misunderstood the post. it's correct that they should be increasing the variance, but they decreased the variance by increasing the distance between pogi and jonas with this strategy.
when the time gap is smaller, it's easier to get at pogi when UAE inevitably fucks up on something. their chaotic racing in a way is also an attempt at increasing variance by producing more race incidents and logistic difficulties, but they should have done this later on in the race.
Why don't you lease a bike?
Why is Kuss so shit since he won the vuelta?
>>149853741That would be the definite tombstone on his career
How is Primoz still alive?
>Pollit still pulling
impressive ngl
Do you think Visma is trying to attack Pogi or just defend P2?
Remkingsโฆ.. weโll always have Paris.
It's 9 to 13c above 1500m, hope they won't get a cold
>>149853741oh nonononononononononon
>>149853781>wongot gifted
Why do many pros prefer laced shoes over BOA? Makes no sense to me
>>149853735French Florian Naร
>>149853828They just work
>>149853735A far right person, it's very sad that some people like him.
>>149853757Lol lefty cope
I wonder how many shirts Leclerc bought for the whole tour
I guess it will be a slurper in the groupe maillot jaune or will Pogacar attack and try to win just to flex ?
>>149853855He's gay thoughever
>>149853828boas often break after chutes. Grug had to ride to the finish with broken shoe at WC for example
>>149853865If Visma tries even just a little bit Pog will attack to show them
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kek
>>149853866He's a Stรฉphane Bern type of gay who built his personality around knowing all about historical landmarks
much more tolerable for the catholic bourgeois conservative type
>>149853866Homoeroticism is a right wing concept
>>149853886>right wingJewish BAP type right wing maybe
>>149853861Wish I had one. Can you buy or do you need to be at the stage? I'd wear them.
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>martinez lost a whole minute on descent
sorry, I can't respect pussy riders with bad cornering technique
>>149853895https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaie_France
Lmao, Martinez will never win this.
>>149853903>revue homosexuelle ร ambitions culturelles et politiques proche de la Nouvelle DroiteYeah that's what I said
>>149853884And this was when cycling had already calmed down a lot. In the 1920s both runners and spectators would be armed with knives and guns
>>149853896Donโt know about buying one but if youโre at the stage they distribute ton of them for free, there are trucks that even stop to distribute them unlike the caravanโs trucks
>>149853416Dutch are alp huez, ventoux is belgian mountain
>>149853937I agree with this, from my point of view a dry descent is technical but a wet descent is a bit more technical. Riders must be focused in both cases but a bit more in wet conditions. Even more when the descent comes after a climb which from my experience can generate some fatigue.
The Galibier is the thinking man climb
5kโฌ in Lennyโs wallet
crazy it looks dry and pleasant so close to foggy and cold
>>149853985richest cyclist
>>149854003>dry and pleasant so close to foggy and coldsanremocouch.webm
Just tuned in... What happened to Memeco? Wasn't feeling it?
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>>149853968I can't believe he was lucky enough to win the Vuelta three years ago. He'll never win a multi-week race again in his life
Insane how many people actually gather for these stages.
>>149853573he also didn't want to get the jab and realized how fucked everyone is deep down since he is super christian
>>149854021he was completely dead (and angry af) at the very start and withdrew from the race
>>149854021Dead at the start of the first climb
>>149854022With his TdF 2024 level he can win any grand tour without Pogacar and Vingegaard
>>149854021disqualified for cheating
>>149853982The galibier (+telegraphe) is definitely the hardest climb in France
>>149854021He had to do his afternoon prayer, Inch'Allah.
>>149854059Loze from Mรฉribel?
>>149854034wtf I didn't know this. what a fraud
What was Martinez doing at Mont-Dore ?
I want the same thing Pollit is taking btw
Ads every 5 minutes on France 2
>>149854096Just be German
Politt gigachad today wout could never
>>149854067That one is probably 2nd hardest of the "big" climbs, especially the part where it becomes car free and you've got lots of little murs to go over is superhard
Politt became a dirty doper ever since joining UAEmerda
disgusting
>not just throwing the rain jackets away
>>149854097Someone needs to pay for all those french movies
>>149854097It's to have the final without ads bro don't worry just two more ad breaks and it's over bro
Politt ist Pogis bester Helfer
>>149854091PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>149854096I want the same thing Tadej is taking
>>149854097Did you see that vulcanet ad too ? It was strange af
>>149854097If you're in Elsass, I have a solution
>>149854130ads are so wacky to me now
when I happen to watch the TV and there's an ad break the voices, the acting, the way the ads are built just seem insane and absurd
>>149854067Using cotacol I should say the galibier has a higher "difficulty score" than the loze, but the again galibier is endless suffering but never as steep as loze gets
https://nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/COTACOL
>>149854142lipo shows one hint of promise and now your getting uppity again. concerning
I just came back and watched the last hours in 5x speed. Holy shit Remco is such a bitch, Skelly is riding on with his half arm and he cucks out after 5 minutes behind the peloton
need someone to take out Politt
ah they caught lenny, what a shame
>>149853902he's just too light, if he doesn't pedal all the way he slows down
so is Visma riding for stage or as satelite riders
Politt is not actually going that fast, G2 is closing in on the leaders even faster
>>149854146Yeah they definitely go super cheap on the acting
>>149853519Remco could very well go, regain some confidence in a Mickey Mouse GT
Jonas would never
Pogi, probably not but maybe
It's unfortunate that evenepoel had to abandon, this might accelerate the rumours of his going to another team
do any riders still drink a coke during a race or is that forever a thing of the past now?
vingegaard actually said he's at his highest level...
>>149854096Drink loads of Kรถlsch
>>149854201I've seen a couple of them with those really tiny cans now and then still
>Kuss not even 3 minutes faster than Politt after Tourmalet and Aspin
German nationalism on the rise
>>149854201It's all """cherry juice""" now. It's good for """recovery"""
>>149854185Worst post on /cyc/ right now
>>149854201I think they are scared of contaminated food/drinks.
>>149854146Idk what your ads are like but here it's the insta/tiktok "guy did you know this -cut- bullshit I totally -cut- made up is -cut- a real fact. Crazy huh?!" TV was slop-pilled but now it's all rot.
>>149854055holy fucking demoralized
Lenny in polka dots just seems right
So this is all pointless cuz Pogacar will go thermonuclear again on the final climb and easily catch them and get yet another win, right?
Break needed like 10 minutes to stand a chance
>Woods
Why did I pick him as one of my cheap picks. I was hoping for another Puy de Dome
>>149854201Occasionally. But now they all drink cherry juice post race which killed a lot of diversity.
>Yatesi
another day of Visma domestiques failling Jonas big time
>>149854231yes
and then he'll do it on the next stage
and the one after
and after
BECAUSE HE IS THE MOST DOPED FAGGOT IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPORT
>>149854231Yes, the should all do like remco
Flori is a Catholic kid :3
>>149854231The weak should fear the strong
The small should fear the long
The fish should fear the GOAT
>pointing to his veins
holy fuck no decency
>signaling where pogi injects
Holy based
did Politt just give us an L
Nils Politt looks exactly like my grandpa in his youth, what a chad
>displaying Danes to cut their wrists
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw9R95SPhx0
why would anyone wanna become muslim when he watched remco
jordan jegat is a funny name to say
>>149854258zwei Bier bitte
>>149854258and pointed to his arm where they inject the blood bag
Why is it people say the pyrenees climbs are more rugged and capricious, compared to the alps which are said to be more smooth and regular.
I wonder if that's a geological reason, cultural or an engineering reason
>>149854269It's the perfect chud religion desu
>>149854146Many autists are immune to ads.
Time to look in the mirror
remco looked like he was 50 years old yesterday
big L to Visma, love to fans, don't do drugs kids
>>149854258Yes we all just got gigamogged
>this is here where Sola injects me with dopage
>>149854258its either the fortnite shit for his kids or two mountains IMO
>>149854247Of course - heโs polish
What did you expect
>>149854201coca cola should have their own team
jerseys would be kino
>>149854291spamming emotes
>>149854282ye so chud you immediately surrender
>>149854234At least you didnt put your eggs in a bunch of DNF frauds. Only points ill be getting redt of the tour are pogi
I hope Tadej wins the polka dot jersey also. every year it feels the same where the polka dot meme guys get the majority of camera time during the race and never actually win anything.
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EPO goes here
>>149854303they had a monopoly on bottles once
>>149854312Theyโre getting to cocky now
>>149854311it made everyone fall in love with abrahamsen last year and this year he's all but vanished
>>149854309Dw I had Skjelly and Coquard too
EPOgashart is going to win again, isn't he?
What is that crampy helmet??
Looks like a cooking pot
Just realized i have to support lipowitz now if i dont want a frog on the podium
Cmon lenny
>>149854219Itโs so rotted I didnโt even understand it
But nah I was talking about the acting that is so cheap that makes you think "are these dudes really actors ?"
>>149854335>the strongest soldier of all*h
Poogiman is coming to take the win
my possibly retarded wife running at the side
>>149854323he won a stage you toothpaste retard
UNOx is the next gigadoped team after UAE
fuck them and his fake 'DUDE I DIDNT GO THROUGH PUBERTY TILL 27 THATS WHY IM ALL YOKED AND WENT FROM LITERAL WHO TO BREAK DESTROYER IN 1 YEAR LMAO'
Kussen and Yatesi so fucking shit
>>149854335too sleepy to ride bike
>>149854201they don't drink carbonated drinks anymore because they're acidic and their stomach lining is fucked from 250g of sugar per hour + baking soda and electrolytes overload 2 hours before the stage if they mix fizzy drinks in there they'll explode
Why is lenny always looking behind?
The manx midget is seething in front of the TV right now
>>149854312EPO goes in the buttocks or thighs as first choice
then abs or upper arms
Pogi should have them speed up to OTL Milan
>>149854335Seffens lekker naar huis en een pakske fritten eten.
>>149854350I know he won a stage I just want to see him even more :(
>>149854359just a while ago they were happily chugging fanta after finish line
>>149854359Not true, Eemco was drinking coke yday during the race and a lot of riders still drink soda after the race.
>>149854323he won a stage, you're as dense as maomao
>Les rouquines sont des coquines
>>149854362If you rode a 20k+ bike in France you would also look behind you constantly
>>149854342How entertaining!
>>149854359They only do bicarb on days where bloat weight is ok (ITT, hard flat/semi hilly).
>>149854384>Eemco was drinking coke yday during the raceand now he's out
after the race is different
>>149854335selling remcocoin
he's peaked
>>149854396>not calling it remcoin
>>149854335Visma labs plan worked, they just did it on the wrong guy
She Flori On my Lipo til I Witz
>>149854386a cute girl running alongside riders for a stretch never happens. wtf is her problem?
At least the G1 Climax starts today so I can watch that instead
>>149854335Mikel Landa has blood on his hands
>>149854386who is that lady, someone's wife?
>>149854414>woman out of the kitchen?! must be mental illness!BASED
>UAE slowing down now that Kuss and Yates fell back
>>149854386That is a HR chief boss lady
>gap increasing
I guess it was all talk from pog
i actually have a sour cherry tree in my yard but i should plant more. also got some blackcurrants which are good for performance and recovery as well.
Pyrรฉnรฉes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alpes
>>149854454are you able to get many before the birds get to them?
blackcurrants and a cherry tree whoo ohhh
mid 2000s indie pop fellows remember
>>149854457Imagine living the and having sex
>>149854458>>149854454birds ate all my plums this year
Sivakov doesnt look healthy at all
>>149854457Snow > No Snow
and Pyrenees have no snow.
>>149854463Having sex with what?
>Campy still in the peloton
UAE is fakepacing yet again
>>149854413Pretty cool right?
>Inb4 finbert cries about some forest monster
remco dropping out means no attacks for 3rd place, fuck this weak minded faggot
>>149854458there's only pigeons here and they are too fat to care for cherries.
ineos just killed someone
>>149854457What an especially bad opinion
thinking lenny is the new pinot
Narvรกez another pass normal day
this man is fucking DISGUSTING
>>149854457I could almost argue that Massif Central > Pyrenees
>>149854510Evenepoel is the new pinot
WET ROAD DESCENT KINO HERE WE GO
Pogacar dopage sign spotted
>>149854510I fucking hope so. Pinot and Bardet was peak kino
oof these ad banner holders will get fined hard
Shoutouts to Jehova's Witnesses, they made it further up the mountain than Muslims did.
>>149854491The fight from 3rd to 10th it is still pretty much alive though
>>149854520Stop having antisemitic thoughts
Lmao some tourist got cagied
>>149854512I mean Campy is also in the peloton still, they aren't going fast
so when is this pogi lad going to attack
Let the breakaway have this one...
Wow the ineos car took out someone's knee
>roadside mongs getting run over left and ride
praying for a pogi descent chute
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>>149854537All scandis are
>>149854386God, look how it runs. Arms flapping aimlessly like a hyperactive toddler, wonky balance while running, inferior motor skills all together. Wonder what her pussy and ass look like
>another fatal descent
>cut away to 3x3 basketball
Money well spent.
>>149854335Can't get Allah's power without selling your soul to the oil barons
Yates knew this
You asked for 3x3 Basketball? No? Have some anyway!
Rai pundits praised ineos car while watching this clip??!!?
>>149854551love the squeakeurs
>>149854551>lowest effort sign ever
>>149854551a god among men
>>149854561Bryan Johnson 10 years from now
jonas looks like a cyclist
shredded legs
big legs
skeleton upper body with huge rib cage
scary cancer patient visage
pogacar looks like a NEET
fat ham legs
skinny fat torso
tiny rib cage
fat face
>>149854561>Okka Gundeldafuq with this name?
>>149854561>>149854550>>149854563i warned you, switch to Eurosport and never watch this propaganda channel again
>>149854565folds like an inflatable kek
>>149854551the sign has the quality of a retard. typical for pogi hater
>>149854518Remco has less panache in him than Pinot had in his pinkie
>>149854584oof poor little guy
>>149854565I hate the crowd so much it's unreal
>>149854565Imagine unironically watching the RAI coverage
>>149854584HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAA
>>149854551probaly danoid jonas ultra
>>149854579jonas looks like a cyclist who'll burn out in 2 years
pogi still has a lot of space to improve
>>149854613what the fuck is this cretin wearing for clothes?
>>149854565HAHAHAHHAHAA GET REKT
i saw the BIGGEST ameritard tourist today
her left ass cheek was the size of my entire upper body
it made her sweat and out of breath to order food at the line in the 7-11 i was in and her movements where slow as a 80 year old person when she had to find her credit card
fucking vile
>>149854590remco can actually win unlike Pinot who was the biggest TV time shitter of all time
>>149854584it's just how he is (dumb and emotional)
>>149854636they are swarming amsterdam at this time of year, hate going into work as they take up the whole road
>>149854636I remember the time I felt love at first sight also
>>149854643I wish they used cybertrucks
>>149854636why has every country a 7-11 while i must suffer here all we have is small shops for cigs and alcohol run by turks and shitskins
>>149854661you aren't missing out on anything
>>149853254imagine living there
>>149854661you voted for it
Is is it me or have the teams all started to use fancier cars? I don't remember them rolling around in BMWs and Audis.
>1.9m
>only 68 kg
holy shit arensman
>>149854565based. total spectator death
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it's time
>>149854584Someone else manages his social media, right? i hope they get fired for that blunder
>>1498546617-11 has grown like a cancer in Kรธbenhavn
they are literally EVERYWHERE
>>149854681Amsterdammer coke verslaafde eindbaas
>>149854681Lol 22kgs difference with me
Tho im 5 cm taller
>>149854639Of course a retarded burger doesn't understand shit about ciclismo and soul
I want to see a camera following Milan right now
>>149854565>The phone and hat falling afterwards Lel
>>149854565holy shit that looks like his knee cap got displaced or something
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wow
>>149854661>implying 7-11s in America aren't run by jeets and shitskins
Alps are so much nice than Pyrenees
cmon now
Widar dabbed on a frog again.. in valle daosta
>>149854558funy post that, i laugh
>>149854737We love being contrarians in here
>>149854720Lugdunum Convenarum
Hope UAE goes full allahu akbar this last climb
>>149854737if only the alps had roads the the pyrenees
>>149854706only tourists and redditors can't differentiate between soul and shameless tv time shitting
Getting old
I am unironically dozing off...
>>149854748can't deny instinct
>>149854748why did he fall off so bad
>>149854731its more about the variety of goods, you cant compare a kiosk or spรคti they only have junk
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of course
always kino when races goes to climbs i have never seen live
is visma done with jonas? are they hunting stage wins now?
>>149854770I've started to doze off in front of the computer in this past year. completely unthinkable once upon a time.
Waar zijn mijn Nederlandse broeders? De dag is van ons, de koers is van ons.
>Matteo
lmaooooooooooooooo
>son of jรธrgen
LMAO
CRAMPY ONLY ONE LEFT HOW ARE THEY SO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
do euros like toblerone?
im eating toblerone for breakfast
Based Marky Mark riding tempo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kctwd4w7R0
Campy as last guy, Visma is such a joke team.
Trine might actually have been correct, first time for an Eskimo
>>149854786I hate South West rugby lads humor
will vingy go back to the fish factory when visma tires of him
>>149854812dont forget his satellite hjaelpers
>>149854770>>149854797might as well get your midlife crisis over with
time to buy an overpriced sports car and an 18-year old mail order bride to spice things up again
looks like, it's unlikely he'll lose his 2nd place and almost impossible he can threaten pog. And pissma is kinda underperforming this season
there are two vismas up the road guys
Jonas looks cold and afraid
>>149854799>>149854802>>149854803didn't know he was so popular in Germany
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>>149854808it's aright. would only ever buy in the airport
>>149854817I hope you don't ever go to the fรชtes de Bayonne
>>149854826They will help for 20 seconds
brave catalan soldier attempts to kill the norge menace
I think vismas first week strategy has backfired and they killed their own team
Why the fuck doesn't Jonas just attack? His team is in shambles, nothing to lose anyway.
Do SOMETHING, for fuck's sake.
>>149854852he only exists to follow Pog
How fucking strong is Arensman
someone tell UAE that the climb has not started yet
>>149854808euros is a currency dude
Doesn't look like they are drilling this too hard yet
>>149854872Arensman is just insanely strong
more barricades against lunatic spectators
So who is going to attack in the fight for third? There are four people in the GC group within like 90s of each other.
>>149854852He attacked TWO times wednesday, let him rest
>>149854808it's ok
not too fond of the honey/nougat background flavors, bit too sweet for my taste
>>149854845literally the Song of Roland/Battle of Roncevaux
Forget Remco. Campy is the new Belgian tour hope
>>149854852He's waiting for the alps, there will be time gaps of minutes there
don't like eating toblerone but sitting on them is another story
Roglic better start working for the Vaterland
>>149854899Campy is a based retard its a shame he rides for Pissma
>>149854808>breakfast at 04:30pmUFF
>>149854910Pictured, the most effective Catalan nationalist.
>>149854898lmao
medieval lit is so cool
>>149854882I mean the peloton still has all the favorites
The Arseman on the ride of his life
The death of visma has been sweet to watch
>>149854910Catalans the retarded children of Spain and France
>>149854551Hope thereโs more of that next week
jonas surrounded by 4 UAE BULLS
Tete de la course so strong again
kuss should be dropping already to pace
>25 min back
what's the point of being there
>>149854934I bet if if was a vismoid up in first use would be nuking this climb
When will VAN EETVELT do something in this tour?
see ya campy
and thus is Jonas alone
>>149854561What phenotype is this?
>>149854956Surviving for the sprint stages to come
Trine was right all along
fuck VIsma
>>149854956Tell us you're a tourist without telling us
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>>149854961surely Yatesi here is to start working for Jonas
>visma exhausted themselves early and now UAE can chill
embarassing
>>149854963breast cancer phenotype
Evenepoel attacked more than vingegaard has
>>149854920yeah dont let the media tell your otherwise, we were kings and such while 90% of the earth was dwelling in mud huts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=414mrPgK5Yk&list=RD414mrPgK5Yk&start_radio=1
>>149854986tell me you're not very bright without telling me
>>149854947Like Urska but instead of UAE bulls it's Nigerian bulls
healy testing his limits. he could try winning an easy giro in the future
>>149855011Yes, expecting slurpage.
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>>149855011this is his specialty, I would hope so
>>149855011Considering Poogacar puts in almost 3 minutes over 12km on Vingegaard, I shouldn't think so. But he hasn't launched yet for some reasons.
>best colombian is 20th
Itโs so over thatโs not even funny
Do you think Remco was virtue signaling for people to think he gave up because hes clean unlike the other two? Hes so proud i dig that theory
Kuss and Simon getting shat out like a sag of bricks
>>149855011If he doesn't blow yeah, doesn't look like uae is going for it at all, they still got a bunch more mountain stages to get through and they seem to be playing it safe unfortunately
Is Pogacar strategically tanking this stage to try and make friends in the peloton?
If Gee was riding this tour, he would be a podium contender
>>149855034No reason he will ride for defensely now, he will wait until the last two domestiques are popped or the last 5km
>>149855041He probably just has the shits or something similar
>>149855036what's the deal with you guys? so many young promising riders that all seem to flame out around the same time.
>>149855046no just exposing jonas as a fraud whos not attacking
tdf crowds are so soulless and low energy these days
Jonas should do a prank attack
>>149855059Time is ticking. He'll need the pace upped very soon or no stage. In which case may as well roll in with Jonas .
yea semen assman got this one
>>149855062>Remco Evenepoop
Is Narvaez related to Quintana?
>>149855066stop posting during the race Pogi
Boring stage
Really shows it's just about the teams and the riders.
>>149855036true
I had high hopes for Buitrago but fucker couldn't stay on his bike
>>149855068a guy dumped a bag of chips on Pog just last year
>>149855066Picked both of them. Wonder where I'd be if they both didn't die. Not almost last in the league at least.
UAE doesn't care about the stage win anymore. If it wasn't for Arensman being so strong they would go for it
>>149855082nairo is his grandad
>>149855063Wada uses latinos as their punching bag just to keep the appearances of the sport being clean, so they aren't allowed to dope like everyone else
>>149855093kek I forgot about that
>>149855068What's there about to be excited about? The tour was decided on day 3-4.
Ineos getting a free stage gift from UAE here it would seem. They would be caning it right now if Jumbo were up the road.
Kom aan Aarseman jonguh trap nog wat godverdomde watts.
a bit of glory for Total Ineos
I just want pogi to engage the METAPHORICAL motor because it's neat to see him going up with such big power
Pogi will give Arensman this stage just to make /cyc/ seethe
>>149855063Lack of discipline. These fuckers donโt want the glory of their idols
Didn't Ineos get accused of doping by ARD in the past few days?
>kuss and yates dropped
Another tactical masterclass, bravo.
Gall's riding style is so ugly
Based, we might actually get to see the top 10 GC battle finally
>>149855165why are his knees so far out
Vauquelin to Decathlon pls
i think someone can still catch Arseman
Jonasbros time to inhale the COPIUM ULTRA GRADE
>>149855165It looks a bit goofy, yes
>>149855183there are no jonasbros left
6km from the finish it's when things will get tough, we'll see if Arensman chokes
>>149855154There was a documentary last month but it was mostly unfounded speculation of "boy they are really riding fast and it has been a long time since we had a doping positive, so let's make a documentary" kind of thing
I think they had no evidence or concrete accusations
Does anyone else feel Flemish television should replace Josรฉ with Bruyneel?
>>149855183jonasbros are all gone, let them rest in peace
>>149855183it's just you my friend
the writing is on the wall
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kino
Giro tier slurpage if pogi doesn't attack
seems like pogacar doesn't care about today and Jonas is too much of a kwab to try
>>149855165Looks like he gave birth yesterday
>no attacks
Jonas the new Quintana?
proper kino climb this
why was it not in this race for what? 40 years or something
>>149855154>>149855201is it that documentary from 4 weeks ago? If so they have a team member who was basically the number 2 and organizer in the operation aderlass doping ring. Due to legal loopholes his actions couldnt be prosecuted because of the german law things can expire if the dont persecute in time.
>>149855232I thought we were all angry at Pog for not giving anyone else a chance
>>149854737that's like your opinion man
Vingegaard will attack on the last 100 meters you heard it here first
>>149855239a bridge had to be repaired
>>149855239Road wasn't good enough for the TdF big vehicles or something
Vingegaard knows his place by now.
He is 2nd.
Fishboy will attack 400m from the arrive
cannibal? more like keto lite
I hope The Arse dies but just hangs on by a few seconds
>>149855092Remco left the tour and i'm already bored
This kinda boring maybe some other top 10 riders need to attack for my viewing pleasure.
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>frog ded
CAM ON FELIX PUSH PUSH
>>149855254we're angry either way
My Garmin died half an hour before I got back home
>>149855257>>149855265Then it will look like he grabs a lot of time on Pogi but he will close it to 5 seconds. Jonas fans will still celebrate is at the start of the downfall of Pogi.
Pogacar became smart Shitsma is fucked they won tours on his retardness
>>149855290wahoochads stay winning
Why is Pogi riding with one short and one long sleeve?
Healy lachee, but good ride for him
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>>149855300he crashed two stages ago and needed bandages
>>149855300his injury on his arm
>>149855318american classic
Jonas has given up he doens't even try
Vingegaard attack coming any moment now
fake pacing by yates
jonas hasnt got the balls to attack
>Pollit pulled for this absolute slurpage
>>149855318why the handegg uniform tho
>>149855318give Campy his helmet back
>>149855300aero, more right turns than left this stage
>>149855331this is the alternative to pogdominance.
the dutch announcers are getting very excited for arensman, it's very cute
>>149855300Itโs a /fa/ thing
here is an idea
Jonas tries to attack
does jonas know he doesn't have to be on pogi's wheel?
>>149855337for me it was why the antlers
it's so confusing to have Ineos sponsored by total energies now
>>149855318>>149855337Hope a hunter shoots that guy. Shehawks Jersey with a Packer colored helmet? Terrible.
>>1498553353rd to 8th is still pretty open, I hurt why fishboy doesn't think he's got a chance, but the rest should be trying something
>>149855355lol, lmao even
Gall has 30s. They're doing it so slow
Jonas is about to put that legendary new strength to work
>>149855355This is currently his fault. He should at least try Poogacars legs. 3km how bad can it be if he gets countered?
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>>149855337it's somewhat of a meme
>>149855347who is on? luv Boogy, 'ate Clement personally
I like these stages where the main group drops one rider at a time
NOT slurper
Pogacar follows without leaving saddle
Pls let Arseman keep the win
Attaque du Vingegaard! Pogacar goes along
Lipowitz lachee
pogi not breathing
counter in 5
Jonas was told to attack at 4km. Is he retarded?
>Blow all your energy on an attack
>Guy behind you doesn't even get out of the saddle
> . . .
>Get blown the fuck out on the counter attack
Fish exposure incoming.
>>149855403even Landa does it better
Fishboy taunting pog to take the stage and accrue some bad Karma. Not a bad idea
Pogi gonna counter his ass any moment now
>>149855398Wir lieben Lipowitz
>Lipo easily closing Pog and Jonas
>>149855419dead
>>149855413Shouldn't be allowed to wave flags of countries that don't have riders participating.
Fuck Thymen is cooked man this is pas normal
>Jonas looks back
>Pogacar shits all over him
dumb hick retards blocking poGOD from attacking
Pogboy can take it, but he won't
nt fishboy, as the zoomers say
Cam on Arensman keep pushing those watts
>>149855446>he's behind me isn't he
third times the charm vingegod
mountain mongs are so bad
semen arrsman got this one in the bag
>>149855463They have been waiting there for hours, with nothing else to do but drink.
HAHAHAHHA FISHBOY FLICKING ELBOW
Jonas attack the only stage Visma didn't try to make hard LOL
>>149855436this post aged well
Pogi will jump on the steepest part
jonas might as well try again in the last km pogi just beats him in a sprint for bonis
Grats to dutchfrens Arensman will make it
vingegaard is already dead ;(
>arensman when pogi and vinge emerge from the mist at the last 300 meters
Pog used to not be such a wheel sucker
merckx would've attacked and count thymen btw
Pogagod toying with that danish boyhole
Pogi is basically using Jonas so he can sprint for the boni.
>>149855514perma 2nd place
It's not easy to break the Thymen
pog didn't even try to win, he could have easily taken the stage
Pog clearly had the win in him, but he didn't want to push it
what a nice guy!
GALL GALL GALL GALL GALL GALL GALL
GALL GALL GALL GALL GALL GALL GALL
GALL GALL GALL GALL GALL GALL GALL
pogacar not even breathing
so fucking gay
Another shit etape, this tour is so boring
Pogi humiliating Cringetard
what size is fish riding, one or two smaller than Pog?
Arseman DQ
Ineos thrown out of the race for vehicular manslaughter
>>149855551this is what is known as karma avoidance, VERY smart from pogichud
So Pogacar taking every win was a lie. Even burned out all his domestiques.
How to ruin a perfectly kino stage, fuck this shit
>>149855560Cringefraud is riding for his secondplace
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Hymen Arseman wins
thymen not being a kwab and arensmeme for once
Pog is just bullying now kek
What the fuck is Vinge blabbing about?
We all know he could have won if he wanted, making this will meaningless.
it's never been more over
>Vingegaard still managed to give up
kek
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>149855594Yeah, this sprint showed everything. Now way Jonas can beat this Pogi.
>>149855601gutted, grilled, fried
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>149855601dead, gutted and filleted sitting on ice at the supermarket
>loses 5 seconds in 50 metres
yeah this jonas guy was a 2 hit wonder
Assman deserved it by being cucked by Yates earlier.
>>149855571It was clearly a danish radical waiting for his chance to assassinate Pogi.
i cant watch this gay sport anymore
i cant watch f1 anymore either because its equally gay
what sport am i supposed to watch now?
Arensman delivering the kino today
Pogi a proper wheelsucker today
shame
pog would have won this stage he was a nice guy
Now fishy is dead and gone, there is no opposition for poogacar for the next few years. Not even remotely. It will be 15 minute tour wins for the next 5 years.
this tour is some boring shit
Has there been a more obviously gifted stage?
De lip is now the bora leader I think
>>149855647if he's dead what does that say about the rest of the field
>>149855661yes dozens
he earned that like a motherfucker
this is the most gaped tour Iโve seen in a long time
>arensman
>dead, barely able to sit
>pogacar
>*yawn* I wonder what's for dinner
lol
>>149855661He is managing the doping allegations.
Reminder that Pogi hasn't been dropped in any race since September 2023
This tour started well. Now it's on par with last year. Can't see myself watching the rest honestly. Thankfully I was busy and didn't watch 5hr today.
You now miss Chris Froome
tiz is 5 min behind eurosport
>Gall +1:45 on Fraudelin
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149855675since last year and the one before
the tour need to do something to fix the slurpage
>>149855688>tiz Lmao shite site
https://www.viprow.nu
>>149855682easy when you're just wheelsucking until the last 300m
>>149855689Love this boomers equivalent show where he process through an entire cow, very educational
>TdF stage second places
Pogacar: 10
Vingegaard: 13
Here's how Primoz can still win the Tour
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>>149855686anyone who says Froome era was boring never watched Froome era
>>149855686I really do, at least Froome understood he was the bad guy and got properly autistic with it, Pogi is just >yeah it was a hard stage today :^)
When was the last good Tour? 2019 was fun. 18 was goofy. 14 was shite. 13 was special but boring. 12 was boring. Maybe 10 or 11.
We are already full swing into the Lance Pogacar era. The doping allegations are going to remain in circulation and will only grow. The speculation will continue and he will win the next 3 tours at least. He will get busted for doping in 5 years
>>149855661yeah this one wasn't too bad
Pogacar "let" Arensman win but UAE is really not that good this TdF. It'll be hard to control the Loze stage he wants to win
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top 10
UCI will now launch a mega investigation into INEOS
>>149855744only way he gets busted is if gulf states sportwashing teams stop bribing the UCI
>>149855757>t. buttblasted Czech rump state
>>149855744He won't get busted, he'll surely be told to tone it down very soon. If not they will target UAE with policy.
Another major doping scandal would cost far too much and there are no squeakers like with Lance. No one is speaking out, they're more cautious with that. You can see by the fake nice guy persona of the UAE team and riders. They're dumb fuck retarded meds who are pushing things waaaay to far.
>>149855711I've only seen his fish programmes, sounds interesting though
>>149855779antwerpes with the most annoying questions as usual, fucking hell
can't you see I want to be with you, tonight is the night
It seems everyone except cyc fags knows cycling is full of dopers
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Stybar is a regular now
I am refreshing PCS every 1 second on multiple devices
>>14985573620 was good, 21 was meh, 22 was good, 23 was pretty meh. Last year was alright I think. This one is more on the alright, it isn't horrible with the kwabenning of rog and memco and there's still plenty of mountains where something could happen
Just got home. What did I miss? Just tuned in and ARD is fellating Lipowitz
>Lipowitz went from literal who one year ago to Dauphinรฉ and Tour podium
Last time this happened was Vingegaard in 2021
the only good thing about froome is how sulfurous is first big season was. we've never seen a fraud like that before. get good results out of nowhere and then disappear as quickly. at least valverde had a consistent career
>>149855776Good point, the sand nigger oil money will keep this silent. They have way more power and influence than the shitty us postal service kek
Cavbros we live another day
>>149855776Yeah they'll go after the team first and foremost. Positive tests don't happen anymore because it's too sophisticated and ahead of the time. They'll just destroy the team instead.
>>149855808He won the ridiculously prestigious Czech Tour in 2023, please pay attention
I want to beat Rick Zabel with a brick
so glad we have a humble goat now
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Are we watching Tour de Femmes?
respect vingegaard for trying
there's still the alps
remcover could never
>>149855835I watch anything with queen Kasia
There's no sovlful riders this tour
>>149855784If anything there will be a doping arms race till racers hearts will explode mid stage in 2028. Visma will probably fade into oblivian but teams like Lidl Trek, Ineos also with big budgets will want a piece of the pie at some point.
>>149852842Why are belgians such /weakminds/ in every sport?
>>1498557362010s were great until the last years
'13, '14, '16 were great
green jersey was AWESOME in this era
>>149855799DIGITAL MAGPIE
>>149855858remember the stories about riis
how he had to be woken up multiple times a night as to not die in his sleep because his blood was so thick
we're going back to that era
>>149855798>ynr that time he showed up to CX WC for fun and beat Nys
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>>149855854Campanaerts unironically, I'm hoping they let him go for a stage or two- especially if they've been fine letting Yates and Kuss do fuck all for Jonas
But Healy is definitely the soul champ so far
>rog is now a top 10 contender
KWAK
I think all the sand nigger oil countries should be banned from owning teams. They can build track and host races, but fuck them being owners or board members. They are the fucking worst
>>149855634American Football
>>149855913A-RAB MONEY
A-RAB MONEY
>>149840738 (OP)daily reminder that jorgenson didn't finish yet
>>149855874I don't think UAE is doing something with blood values
I'm guessing they have some CRISPR gene doping thing going on boosting mitochondria and glycogen storage/insulin fuckery
San Milans background is in mitochondria and diabetes, they had him around pretending to be a coach for a while
no one actually believes San Milan was an actual coach there (he has zero experience)
he was brought on to study what they were doing with their doping program and how to perfect it
>>149855913based
the shitalian traitors that work for them should be nuked to arabia
>>149855858I don't know. UAE seem so brazen. Feels like everyone is waiting for it to colllapse on itself. Jumbo clearly have toned down enormously. I feel they ramped up dopage in response to 2020 with what they saw as a ridiculous performance. They got their victories and either were told to calm down or did so on their own accord. Suddenly they're all shit, just like what happened with Bahrain lmao.
I can't see other teams going to this level, it's way too obvious and risky. UAE probably feel they can just bribe their way out of trouble and are likely correct. Though I also don't see them dominating for the long haul, something will happen. Only takes a few shit seasons for sponsors to vanish too.
>>149855913Their money only works if they find a sulphurous mind like Gianetti's to work for them, otherwise they just blow their money on the most useless shit like gold plated Ferraris.
Lipo wearing white. Wir sind wieder wer.
>>149855863>162016 was dogshit
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>>149855945Fascinating where can I read more? It would make sense considering they all seem to have unlimited energy and particulalry poogacar has quite unbelievable muscular performace. To sprint how he does like it's nothing then settle into an incredible rhythm. Wow. He rarely has to breathe, finishes stages completely fresh like it was nothing. I'd say he does everything available but I don't know what methods they use or how it affects them these days. Just something crazy is going on that we and WADA certainly don't know about.
>>149855750They destroyed Visma two days ago and today isolated fishfaggot again
What the fuck are you smoking fucking Tourist
>>149855991>SOVL>SOVL>soulless
>>149855991Boomers were really watched that nonsense
new thread
>>149856003new thread
>>149856003new thread
>>149856003
>>149855976what a strange relationship
>>149856002>comparing the Hautacam stage with a monster 3x20km climb stage with no flatYour low IQ is showing
>>149855991Those were without EPO, of course that's the result.
>>149856022Avenir friends
>>149855991impressive that they went faster in '89 than in '86, considering there were less flat parts to bump up the average
>>149855989>>149855989>how to expose yourself as a tourist>richie froome >descent attack super tuck>breakaway with sagan>many other shenanigans 2016 was PEAK KINO
Rabobankbros... please tell me we didn't sign the contract yet
>>149856089It was a meme edition, not a good edition
>>149855830actually saw him couple of weeks ago while cycling. he was with a SR cameraman
>>149855945What are the side effects (short or long-term) of all this or are there none?
>>149855483how do they get back?
>>149855921zesty kwab nigger
>>149856088Maybe one had longer & easier slopes allowing you to push higher speeds
>>149853241but only because he got BIG MILKERS now
>>149842819Just add Milan to physically bully and chute UAE riders
>>149842843Asgreen is kino