Thread 149840738

Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 14
Pau - Luchon-Superbagnères
182.6km

Startlist:
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>>149826368

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over under 50 danish seethe posts?

>Matxin reveals João Almeida will ride La Vuelta a España and he may be the main leader
https://www.cope.es/programas/el-partidazo-de-cope/audios/matxin-desvela-ciclista-correra-vuelta-espana-uae-principal-lider-20250718_3187305.html

if a bert wants to block the schizo episodes:
/^United Kingdom$/;boards:sp
/^Denmark$/;boards:sp

>>149840738 (OP)
is this the queenstage of the Le Tour?

Urska getting brutally inseminated atop the great Ventoux lighthouse by a xenomorph buck

Pog in front on all Horse Category with a pogo stick

>>149840780
oh fuck off, Matxin. Pog should ride it

over / under 50 slovakian dickriding posts?

>>149840791
burgers stay winnen

I'll make it easy

>>149840791
>if a bert wants to be giant faggots do the following:

>>149840780
Yeah Pog's not doing the Vuelta

>>149840778
way over shoulda set it ~ 150

The tour is over. Why should I continue watching? No one will be able to even compete with Pogi next year either. It's fucking over bros... didn't know how good we had it in 2020-2023.

>>149840791
Alternatively, report his off topic bullshit spam.

>>149840823
lmao of course he is
who is going to beat him?

how do you say "four time tour de france winner" in you country?

>>149840780
I knew he would have tried the tt-road double

We need the great Danes to join the #UrskaBlacked movement

>>149840780
Pogacar -VUE

>>149840817

Our princesses look very different

>>149840823
>>149840835
he won't. he wants to win the world championship again

UAE is strong as fuck when they push a stage. Yesterday was the most powerful team performance I've ever seen at the Tour. Fishcunt was isolated way before Pogi started climbing. And remember that UAE is down their best helper while Pissma are complete and have some of the best riders on the tour.

Total Pissma annihilation.

Mountain are nice to look at but are such a pain in the ass traffic wise. Imagine having to go to a place thats 15 km away but it will take you 50 minutes because there is only one snarky mountain route.

>>149840817
The next Wiebes?

>>149840827
I like watching cyclismo even if there is a predetermined winner this is usually the case in cycling so it doesn’t affect me

>>149840835
Nobody but he's not doing it, like last year

>>149840830
He's already filtered you lad SPLAT

Join the dark side, join the #UrskaBlacked movement

>>149840836
doper

>>149840817
Thats just Jorgeson with long hair

what's the point of wearing this kind of stupid helmet on a mountain stage where the average speed is way too low for it to matter?

>>149840867
>cringegaard is 4 minutes down
lmao

>>149840738 (OP)
Jorgenson to attack from the top of the Tourmalet after Visma drills the climb, only Pogi and Vingegaard can follow

>>149840887
it's to keep the sport from taking itself too seriously

>>149840836
er war sauber

Urska's brutal insemination presented by the Heptapod

>>149840853
>>149840862
he'll do both

he's currently not even peaking for the tour still building his shape

>>149840888
still the 2nd best cyclist in the world. Someone has to be.

>>149840909
the best of the rest, lmao

>>149840738 (OP)
2 (TWO) horse category. Now we're talking. Prime Jonas terrain

this paki is almost making me want to root for pogacar again

>>149840918
I mean pogi might go down as the GOAT, literally, so it's no shame to be 2nd to him.

breakaway wins tomorrow BTW

>>149840920
and almost third week

Eddy and the badger were winning by 15+

#UrskaBlacked movement is proud to announce it's very first live event; The BLACKENING at Slovenia's brand new largest open aired amphitheatre, named the Gaping Ursk

yes yes van Eetvelt... any day now...

>>149840909
He is not. Lipo is already a better climber than him and he's a fucking kid.

>>149840956
kek. also, Remco's primary goal will be to survive, shouldn't be on the list at all.

>>149840945
Pog can go get his shine box

>>149840975
just imagine the kind of hate Eddy would be getting from here

>>149840975
Oh look more ancient bullshit from when the sport was a hobby

Today is the first time Pogacar won a 13th stage of a TdF.
Only stages he hasn't won are 1, 2, 3, 8, 10, 11, and 16. This year 16 is Ventoux.

>>149840810
>tfw youre a good fren that leads the birbirs to victory

Think Pogi will try to go for single edition stage record?

>>149841000
>beating up squeakers
we'd roll out the rouge carpet

If your cycling magazine hires someone who looks like this, I won't be buying it sorry

>>149841032
no one cares and no one asked mutt

>>149841052
Nah, el patron of the peloton is too generous for that. UAE won't work until Stage 16 so it's up to the other teams if they want to give him more wins.

>>149841068
maybe she does anal tho

Is this the last Jonas is good TdF end of an era?
Third week might have mythical cracks

>>149841077
yes
its Giro/Vuelta farming from now on

>>149841068
She looks like a princess in a fantasy themed porno.

>>149840845
>Dutch feet
Do all the girls over there have huge feet?

>>149840854
Literally what does it matter if he was isolated? He just needed to follow Pogacar's wheel. It didn't matter if some other UAE cunt won the stage.
Just wheelsuck the one guy.

>>149841068
you just know the grip is hard and fierce

>>149841077
next season he will do 30 racedays and still lose by 10 mins

>>149841071
>tfw no cute mutt frens

>>149841073
other teams are retarded, watch Uno-X gift Pog another 4 stages

>>149840909
>still the 2nd best cyclist in the world

That would be Mathieu.

>>149841086
>giant cheesy dutch tootsies
yes

PAUL SEIXAS FREE MY PEOPLE FROM THIS SLOVENIAN MENACE

>>149841121
demi's sweaty socks

>>149841121
i would never pull my dick out of her brown stinker

>>149841120
That would be Pogacar actually

>>149841189

We desparately need some memco tv memes

>>149841204
no wait Danish RAIs users beelieve there is a 20.2% change Vinge wins

>>149841077
26-27-28 is the peak age

>>149841204
>20,2% of Danish RAIs users plan to assassinate Pogacar

>>149841218
why don't more anti Fish Danes post here?

>>149841189
he looks anemic, give this man a TUE for EPO

funky rims. kinda makes it look like a fat bike if you squint a little

>>149841238
its 100% sure that pog wins, so 20% is quite delusional.

>>149841189
Shouldn't he do something about his nose to make it more aero?

>>149841256
not what I meant. I was asking about Danes that hate Vingegaard. those kinds of people exist everywhere, and I'd expect them to be in larger numbers in a place like 4chan.

>>149841204
>>149841218
>>149841256
20% chance he gets busted for doping is pretty low.

>>149841204
it’s not over till it’s over wonder what the odds are at now

>"We use a road bike 99 percent of the time anyway. We did the calculations, there's not a big difference. It was more comfortable, I was racing with the same bike as the first 12 days."

he doesn't give a fuck

meanwhile Jonas in full gear KEK

10% chance he fails a drug test
10% chance he gets covid
10% chance he chutes himself
10% chance he gets assassinated
10% chance he dead and gones

it's still a 50/50 race lads

>>149841295
Jonas is just such a full kit wanker

If he didn't make it so obvious he's trying to beat someone more talented than him, people wouldn't laugh, but the guy would sell his mother to win against Pog, it's clear he'll do anything and that makes it so much more fucking humiliating when he loses regardless

Who reported me

>>149841301
they're obviously not hardcore sports fans

>>149841314
wasn't me. were you only warned? are you irritated?

>>149841264
I'm talking about the current clean era

>>149841189
really seems like Remco is a heatlett

>>149841337
3 stretch, nothing a cheeky router reset can't remedy. About to go for a ride anyway but I'll have jew urska content later this evening.

>>149841162
>>149841170
>fugging demis soles

>>149841301
Actual chances of those: 7% (if no time limit), 0,5%, 0,5%, 0,5%, 0,01%.

>>149841376
Need this in my life

>>149841376
>nibbling the calluses off demis soles and eating them

>>149841287
Its illegal

>>149841362
>>149841385
Who is taking these pictures and how did they end up online?

>>149841380
>demi sitting her cunt on my face while she uses her meaty soles to jerk me

>>149841385
toes?

He's in his villain era

Pogi falls asleep and Mas takes 35 minutes from a break and never gives back yellow

>>149841400
me, she didnt bribe me with her tootsies enough

>>149841428
Walking on dangerous ground here. I thought he was being more cautious than Lance but that is not true. People are getting pissed off. Another few years and dynamics will change. Especially with stronger riders coming through. Peloton vs UAE.

>>149841428
Since kwabensidh touched his face he's taking no prisoners

>>149841428
>I won't speak to 99% of this peloton
Who are the 1-2 riders he'll continue speaking with?

>>149841428
kek he's right

>>149841461
jappe and his son

>>149841416
toes are scuffed, she should get barefoot shoes

>>149841461
Remco is one of them.

>>149841428
>>149841457
Yeah if you piss off the entire grid, someone will eventually crack and spill the beans, even if they're not 100% proof.

>>149841461
Rogi

>>149841461
demis 10 wittle piggers will talk to Mai CAAK

>>149841477
Whoa, those are huge. How can they fit in bike shoes?

Back from my 10 km run, about 53 minutes.

Any Watts per kg broken records already posted?

I don't envy RAI pundits to trying to paint the green jersey battle as a serious thing, I wouldn't be able to.

>>149841428
BASED

>>149841428
He’s turning into Lance

>>149841343
>current clean era
>clean
Just like Lance was "clean" because it was the post-Cortina era, Pogashart is "clean" because it's the post-Lance era.

>>149841526
>Pogashart is "clean" because it's the post-Lance era
Lance was 40 years ago my dear tourist
There have been many a sulphurous eras since Lance

>>149841505
typically she balances on my chest with 1 foot, while forcing the other entirely down my thirsty gullet until i pass out. its hard work being her Soigneur..

>>149841428
just when I thought I couldn't like him any more.
the real deal

>>149841530
>40 years ago

>>149841461
Matthews and whoever else is his neighbor

Cadel Evans was the last clean winner. Only clean winner in the last 25+ years desu.

https://watts2win.eu/segment/1285

>0:19:35
>7.30 W/kg
>1955 VAM

Epic

>>149841428
the time has come to uncover the frauds, many in the peloton may die, but this is a sacrifice I'm willing to make to improve my personal enjoyment

>>149841554
fraud they allowed to win to try to clean up the sports image

>>149841428
You're not wrong Tadej, you're just an asshole.

-50 aura ngl

>>149841554
Nibali

>>149841428
such a dumb question

>>149841068
She's somehow put on even more weight since she was last spammed here

>>149841428
king

I hope he wins 9 stages and 3 jerseys. I hope he makes a mockery of the sport.

"giving away" victories is the ultimate humiliation, so maybe he should do it.

Lucky Ineos, Astana and AG2R got the 5 star Hotel Beaumont in Pau

POGACAR 100k solo attaquing on the tourmalet tomorrow

>>149841660
This, he should give one to jonas, like pulling him to the line and not sprinting

Today Jonas was poetic

Tour de france is more than winning, it's about network and the soul of the peloton, just like in the old days.

>>149841683
haters would unironically seethe even more

>>149841683
this aint no dolphin eh

Pogi gave yellow to Healy and on the smae stage made sure Martinez crossed the finish line before him. He's just trying to act tough in the interview. He'd give others the victory as long as it's not to his disadvantage.

Pogbroken Danes and bongs need not @ me.

>>149841683
he did that last year
and now this year visma are bunch of arrogant whiny cunts (even more so than before)
fuckem

>>149841692
Do riders even get dropped via the cut off time anymore? It has lost its soul.

>>149841683
armstrong gifted pantani the victory on ventoux... history repeating?

>>149841703
Pantani treated Armstrong with contempt for doing that for him

>>149841264
that wheelst weighed 800g

>>149841723
Definitely not Ventoux, he wants that revenge for 2021. But tomorrow, I can see him taking it easy, winning three stages in a row is bad optics

>>149841748
>winning three stages in a row is bad optics
He did it last year

>>149841748
he will definitely give his team the "day off" tomorrow, no need to chase the break.

>>149841723
Sure, Pogacar wants even more reasons to be mentioned in the same sentence as the most famous doper.

>>149841753
If he gets dragged to the line by other teams of course he is going to sprint, but UAE working to bring the break back would look like he is greedy

>>149841762
Today was their day off. Tomorrow they work, bismillah

>>149841748
wdym bad optics he should go for all 21

deep down in my mind, i think there's a 10% chance pog is playing some 7d chess of making himself unlikeable and pushing more people to jonas to encourage him

pog knows cycling sucks ass without competition and storylines

>>149841264
Where is his helmet?

>>149841789
behold the power of the danish mind at full concentration.

>>149841805
he's wearing one?

HC climb Lunch Superbaguette

>>149841789
Cavendish can win the tour sooner than people start liking Jonas lol

>>149841813
beat me to it

>>149841817
no one liked Cavendish until he neared the end

just a quick reminder that vingegaard is not even in the pcs all-time top 100

>>149841831
this a Prestigelisten general 'round here partdner

>>149841837
A toast to Sir G

TJV and other top 10 teams will ride tomorrow unless they manage a big break team.

Pogacar doesn't care, won't control anything, but if they catch the break, the obvious outcome is another stage win, hattrick.

>>149841858
>italian beer

>>149841875
visma will 100% send somebody in the break

Grisha.Niermann and Campenaerts both called pogacar the greatest cyclist of all time in their interviews today

>Moretti
ew

>>149841831
PCS weighing is bullshit: TdF is 50 points, UAE tour 25.
prestigelisten.dk give TdF 110 points, UAE 15. A much more accurate ratio.

Imagine if Pogacar took EPO how crazy of a time it would’ve been today

>>149841893
jose de cauwer was seething.

>>149841893
Campy look out for a ginger tonight

>>149841898
a very impressive 80th place it is then.

if wout didnt waste all that energy in the breakaway this wouldn't have happened today

From A to Z, the Tour belongs to Slovenia

>Van Aert: "TT had been like this for months, with the time limit set at 33%. And suddenly, 10 minutes before the start, that time limit was raised to 40%. I find that really disappointing, especially since the conditions haven't really changed"
>Benoot: "There was no reason for it, if it were suddenly 45 degrees or a thunderstorm broke out. A sprinter who wants to win the green jersey has to prepare specifically to get over the mountains, which is detrimental to their sprinting ability."
>Campenaerts: "I'd never ridden a TT with a 33% tl before. Why raise it even higher? This is TDF, after all, the highest level of cycling? Eventually, they'll say: 'If you're not eligible for the overall or stage win in such a race, simply signing the start sheet is enough"
>According to the riders, certain teams complained about the time limit. The names of the complainants were not mentioned. Lidl-Trek, owned by green jersey wearer Jonathan Milan, claims they certainly didn't lobby. (HLN)
change it back to 33% and OTL all the fat shitters

>>149841959
What's Visma's angle? Trying to make Pogacar the favourite for the Green jersey too?

505 .......

>>149842009
no way greenstreets made it

>>149841988
They're right though, 40% is ridiculous

>>149841959
and what exactly would you gain from killing merlier this early
let the fat boy live

>>149841959

With 33% cutoff would be +7'35''.

DNF riders would be:

Mauro Schmid
Biniam Girmay
Arnaud Démare
Elmar Reijnders
Tim Merlier
Luka Mezgec

>have to work tomorrow when its 30C
>remember that i have AC at work
my fellow euroberts i have ascended

>>149842058

My three weeks off started today.

Pogacar put 24 seconds into Vingegaard and 1 min into Remco on the flat sections who were riding TT and he was on a regular bike
its beyond shameless

>>149841876
As if helmutt beer was any better, lol.

>>149842068
Only 4 seconds actually.

Business idea: riders OTL have to wear and OTL jersey of shame for the rest of the season. design of the jersey tbc

>>149841531
pick your /cyc/waifu now
I go first

>>149842068
well remco was shit so this is only embarrassing for cervelo

So are they gonna test this Pogacar man or is he natty??

>>149841992
BASED GLOWING

The real question is: what is the ASO PR team going to do to promote next year's tour?
The amount of fake hype this year about 'le epic rivalry' has been to much and obviously can't even be repeated next year as its becoming clear as day that no-one can match the Slovenian Balrog.
Are people going watch it simply to see him race?

>>149842104
They're not gonna test him. Too much money from the UAE on the line, plus it would be a bad look for the sport if the biggest star got busted for doping. Again.

>>149842126
they'll watch it to see a dane get humiliated

I'm a connoisseur

>>149842066
my 1,5 month starts on monday

>>149842126
150km of flat itt for Remco so that he gets a 5 minute buff

>>149841929
this bitch is so ungrateful, wout is the only reason your pussy twink husband won the first one - he gave up his career to get you wins, cant imagine how low morale has been in visma. all their guys have killed themselves for two weeks to give jonas a slim chance and this c unt screeches they need to do more

>>149842126
do it like that one simpsons episode and make Pogacar ride a unicycle for one stage

>>149842126
>what is the ASO PR team going to do to promote next year's tour?
Lipo ist sauber!

>>149842156

How many days off do you Daneberts have?

Here it's 20 by law, then I have 8 more standard and can buy another 16.5 extra for cheap. Total of 44.5 (excludes public holidays like christmas days etc)

No brainier.

>>149841929
Is this Primoz Roglic without the goatee?

>>149842134
Rooijakkers > Raaijmakers

Will Remco ever do another GT after this?

>>149842188

It's joever for her

>>149842187
>44.5 days off
I live in perpetual envy

>>149842156
Are you allowed to take all 30 days at once? I know my old boss always got pissy when I wanted to take 30 workdays at once.

I hope the Norwegian fucks are not gonna be idiots and let it be a 45 man break with half the top 10 vs UAE

>>149842223

At one of our clients they have 60 lol. Those guys always complain they can't get their work done lmao

>>149842213
This is just a cover up for our relationship you know she only loves me

>>149842188
Can see she's carrying a lot of unaerodynamic weight.

>>149842126
go back to national teams. only way to nerf pog is to have his hjaelpers be MEZGEC, NOVAK and the corpse of MOHORIC. rog will of course be on a beach somewhere in the mediterranean

>>149842240
No promises ;)

>>149842187
>>149842227
SOME of it is summer vacation about 4 weeks
but i was a big brain and made my boss sign off on my last day being on my last vacation day
so when i leave for vacation its my ACTUAL last day and i get a month of NEETING before i start at my new place

The humiliating thing is Jonas is doped as well...

>>149842104
Visma will test him yes, and he is natty.

Business idea: This profile so pog can win MSR

>>149842208
Giro/Vuelta if one of the mutants is not competing.

>>149842126
Advertise it as a Danish humiliation ritual, that's popular worldwide.

>>149842386
if Nibali won MSR, so can Pog

Just add 3 100km flat TT and Remco to the Tour and Remco will be victorious

Cycling shorts have a brown stain that stinks of shit, any ideas what it could be?

>>149842359
noice

>>149842437
try tasting it

>>149842428
Seriously doubt it unless you only have at most 2 mountain stages.

>>149842286
>unaerodynamic

>Tourmalet aka. the bald mountain

this HAS to be a danish stage

Repeat tdf '92 so remco can win.

>>149841826
I think the turning point was him crying like a bitch after GW

>>149842208
Vuelty :)

>>149841428
This is a sport, how is this a controversial opinion?

>>149841929
I’m starting to see eye to eye with this woman she was right about visma.
>yates wants his win even after a giro
>Wout doing breakaways every two three stages
>Jorgenson now wants to fight for top ten
He has campy and kuss that’s it

>>149842535
>Trine was right all along
Water is wet

>>149842535

And Pogi just has Ibn al Yatesi and Narvaez.

>>149842535
Mama Trine knows best

>>149842555
Sivaque will be reborn in the third week, trust the plan

>>149842535
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT WIN A STAGE AND TRY TO RACE AGGRESSIVELY NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SLAVE FOR ME TO LOSE 2 MINUTES ON THE FIRST MOUNTAIN STAGE NOOOOOOO

>>149841959
Now imagine if they had Kooij on the team

>>149842240
if mne team misses it, it’s joeover

Pogi needs to have a Simon Yates Giro level meltdown if Jonas is to win
not impossible

>>149842575
>I HATE YOU REMCO

If I was a billionaire I'd create a adult entertainment studio called UrskaBlacked where I'd hire only Urska lookalikes. I'd offer real urska 1 billion pound to star in a film. I'd create an open aired amphitheatre just for the studio. I'd sponsor jumbo visma who's new name would be Jumbo - UrskaBlacked.

>"tadej, UrksaBlacked have 3 men in the break today"

>>149842575
they both make the face of pressing a huge dry turd

>>149842535
Vingegaard needs to go to a team where they actually ride for him and he's 100% supported

>>149842619
okay i chuckled

>>149842555
Wellens has been top tier apologize

>>149842634
Trek
i need Mads, Skjelly and Jonas on a GT team and i need it NOW

>>149842187
>buy days off
Lmao what? I honestly have no idea how wagies cope. Being permitted freedom or even purchasing it. Time really has been commercialized.

>>149842648
My body is ready

>>149842662

t. government slave who lives off the bare minimum

>>149842648
that’s even more breakaway retards Jonas needs the skytrain he needs ineos

Did you guys hear that post race interview from pogacar about the time trial, I think he went like 3 minutes explaining the process and methodology of approaching and riding the stage (without radio, mostly on instinct) and I found it really interesting how he approached it basically as simple as possible ramming up a mountain on his preferred roadbike without blowing up, whereas his competitors probably have a lot more team planning and sports science and strategy on how to approach it, he just took it down to bare essentials. I thought that was interesting because he seems to race mostly on intuition and vibes

>>149842710
Mads is the most loyal gregario in the world and i will not hear otherwise

>>149842687
hes a welfare nigger on psychmeds

>>149842710
That's a good suggestion, especially now that Sir Brailsford is back he can make vingegaard whole again

And evenepoel can follow his mate vanthourenhout to redbull hansgrohe

>>149842752
>And evenepoel can follow his mate vanthourenhout to redbull hansgrohe
they dont need him anymore

>>149842687
I get 1200 bongs living at home with my parents. It's a decent deal. About 300-400 on food and bills. Rest on whatever I want. Got some savings now and a new air-conditioning climate regulation system. Dadberg paid off the new bike I just need to pay for the groupo ultegra di2 165mm cranks.

We're going on holiday this winter to gran canaria thanks to a finnbert recommendation. Paid for by the wagies God bless them. Not cut out for employment.

>>149842648
>VINGEGAARD Jonas
>PEDERSEN Mads
>SKJELMOSE Mattias
>KRAGH ANDERSEN Søren
>PHILIPSEN Albert
>NORSGAARD Mathias
+
>CICCONE Giulio
>SIMMONS Quinn

Thats how lidl wins the tour.

Sex with Puck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZfuNTqbHE8

>Skjelly: There was an idea
>*piano key*
>Asgreen: To bring together, a group of remarkable riders
>Vingegaard: To see if we could become something more
>Mads: So when they needed us. We could fight the battles
>Bjarne Riis backstage: That they never could.

>>149842737
Not at the moment and probably no more. It makes me too depressed. Tried 3, 1 mood stabiliser and 2 anti psychotics. Shall be on the adhd meds grind very soon. Methed cycling training, will use clenbuterol to get the lady of the fat and muscle gone. 5w/kg next year. It's happening. 4.3 last year after 4 month training. Need that 5w/kg.

>>149842869
>It makes me too depressed
You know it props make you feel more normal, but that feel down compared to normal wired self.

>>149842833
This except it's urska but not me but instead a male of african origin and it's anal

So Urska getting fucked by a nigger in her arse basically

this kills the Remco

Im still pretty new to cycling as a hobby but im looking for a bike to use during autumn/winter and for some light bike tours with the wife and the kid (and im not getting some shitty dad commuter bike). Was thinking about the Canyon Grizl 5, or should I go with some Decathlon beater?

>that sperg who travels 2400 km by car alone to watch the tour de france by the road by himself
>thinks he is goin to climb the famous col's and gets held up by motorhomes and police closing down roads because fermé
should have stayed home and played pcm haha

>>149842887
I think that's why my heart rate and blood pressures is always high. I run rich. ADHD meds will be fucking crazy if it adds more focus and energy. 5w/kg ftp is 100% coming because I always get depressed over winter but this time I'll be depressed and riding my bike 20hr a week. I'll never work normal job again likely so no need for antipsychotics. That's just to make you compatible with society unless you're schizo psychotic loon.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH he cannot do this to us

>>149842929
I’d go with something secondhand

>>149842929
Get a bike where there is a store you can visit. So many issues with mail order bikes and the disconnect between customer and service is a big waste of customer time. Decathlon are very nice now anyway, probably cannot go wrong.

>>149842833
Your wish is granted

>>149842929
wait until fall and buy a used boomer bike

>>149842985
I dont feel knowledgable enough to buy second hand, I cant judge if something is fucked.

>>149842988
Thats what I wanted to do but all the stores around have a terrible selection honestly.

>>149842957
take vitamin d3 in winter

>>149842929
>Canyon Grizl 5
That is a decent bike, but it is 1500 € and comes with a 10-speed Shimano Cues groupset.
You should be able to get more for that price.
I saw a Giant Revolt with 10-speed GRX for 1200€ recently.

>>149842095
name?

>>149843003
Hell yeah

>>149843180
Chloe DYGERT

3rd day after a crash is the worst, it's not over yet.

>>149843058
I do 10,000 ui a day. Dr said he rarely saw levels this high in UK. I'll check my blood result i had recently. I Think SAD just happens. Buzz of summer and autumn are over and it gets uncozy. A bit of summer burn out too idk. Got a SAD lamp so it will be a better winter.

>>149843244
fucking visma just need to get their shit together for one day, they can go at Tadej if they use their full squad

>>149843214
>no wikifeet page
how am i supposed to goon now

What kind of dope allows you to ignore a 50km/h crash?

>>149842929
I bought a Grizl6 last year for that price. It has shimanogrx400 group, great bike for graveling as a newbie. The Grizl6 doesn't seem a great deal for the same price but worse components.

For me it's abby mae parkinson the ultra cute

>>149843272
3 minutes of hautacam like it's nothing... It's over. He could have probably launched from the first climb and won by 5 minutes.

>>149843299
Aicar

>LONG WAY TO PARIS
>TOUR IS STILL YOUNG
>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL
>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW
>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY
>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
>STILL A LONG WAY TO PARIS PAL
>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW?
>WE'RE ONLY IN THE SECOND WEEK
>LOTS MORE TOUR DE FRANCE TO GO
>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN
>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT STAGES
>TOMORROW IS A DIFFERENT DAY
>PARIS IS STILL FAR AWAY
>WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Hey, what do anons with very different sized feet do for shoes? My left and right feet have a 1.5 eu size difference.

>>149843351
no freaks allowed here

>>149842575
>Jonas in big ring (cuz he only has that)
>Remco is granny gear
Jonas put Remco in the Gorilla Nest

>>149842437
Is it parallel to your buttcrack?

The most exciting part of the stage was Jonas overtaking Remchud so really today's winner was Jonas for producing the most entertainment.

>>149843151
The only Revolt I can find for 1200 comes with a Sora.

>>149843382
he wanted it so bad too, holy shit remco got kwabbed

>>149843272
Pogacar literally doesn't even need a team

>>149843382
Roglic also a big winner today.

Never had him on 3rd with an effort like in his best days.

Produced 6.8W/kg
I guess he really wants short stages, and TTs.
Those 200km+ stages with mountains after mountains are not for him.

>>149843393
People like "dude he's going to bora" "no dude he'll go to ineos" but I genuinely think he's going to lotto. He's absolutely shite. His contract negotiations are tanked now he can't secure an easy 3rd. Onley will probably beat him lmao.

>>149843316
Guess thats just another year of price hikes for you. The 6 is 1700 now and comes with SRAM. The 7 is 1900 and comes with a RX820.
I was kinda hoping for the bike market to have unfucked itself by now but I guess not.

>>149843331
Thought it was some word play with AI, and A(i)car...but there is a freaking wiki page on it.

How many unknown compounds are there to enhance your performance?
There is no way any doping test would cover all of them, not even close. Don't think much of it is even detectable.

>>149843412
Was so cool to see, head down in the aero bars crushing it. Same with Lipowitz. Another season or two and Lipowitz will be best of the rest beating Jonas. Grandad roglic is on his way out, probably at least another tour top ten after this year. But Lipo is their guy. Late bloomer but high potential.

>>149843351
you have to pay the freak tax (buy two pairs)

>>149843299
Corticosteroids. You can inject it in tissue and joints to cancel any inflammation.

If this was a fagacar/jonas free time line we'd have the most kino GT contenders right now. This tour would be super close full of budding talent all trying to win. It would be absolutely brilliant racing. Instead it's 12km tt's after poogacar blows up the race, yawn.

Remember when riders used to attack each other and have cool battles?

>>149843458
>buy two different pairs
>put two different sizes in the same box and return
>open the box at the counter and show them the shoes in the box

what kind of chickenshit clerk would check the actual size, nobody

>>149843458
lmfao

>>149843488
blame jonas for being a pussy, like all danes. hes got no dawg in him

>>149843351
what the fuck is wrong with irish "people"??

Let's be honest, the best all take some stuff, and about the same stuff.

Pogacar must be a super responder.

>>149843623
>tfw so inbred your big toe is your middle toe

Might be coping and hoping, but Roglic still can get 3rd GC.

Back to back monster stages 18 and 19. If you blow up there losing 5 minutes in a go is nothing.

>>149843631
>get a heart attack
>call 112
>pogacar shows up
>starts slappping me on the chest
>"so this is where it hurts huh?"
>"should have gone to more training camps!"
>shouts at people walking by to "not send me shit"
>starts doing wheelies on a near by bike
>i die

>>149843711
His team manager said "you're stupid if you don't think he's ready". Certainly has fitness, whether he has form is to be decided.

>>149843391
that offer seems to be gone

How about this?

>>149843830
https://www.lucky-bike.de/Fahrraeder/Rennrad/Gravelbikes/Scott-Speedster-Gravel-30-2025-L-cosmic-blue.html

>>149843721
should have kept the line!

>>149843830
>>149843869

Is remco already washed? That's not possible right, RIGHT???

>>149843977
Was this the last time Pogacar was clean?

>>149843299
peptides too, hgh being a very common one

i for one like to thank the cycling community for innovating pharmacuticals in human experiments for the past 40 years

>>149844103
im sure the big dopage innovations happen in bigger sport like football and boxing

>>149844125
and tennis

>>149844103
Cycling isn't the innovator, stuff like Tennis is, our lads just get the runoff

How's the clinic doing these days. Still posting daily about Froome?

>>149844125
>>149844140
>>149844147
More money, less testing and less willingness to expose cheats.
Cycling gets the bad rap because they at least feign an effort... but it's still absolutely filthy so deserved.

>>149844140
>>149844147
tennis has too much of a skill and mental component for doping to do as much for the athletes as it could for cyclists

>>149843977
i was in madrid for this edition of the la vuelta so i got to see the criterium

pogacar was insane in stage 20, attacking from the favourites group with 38km to go, gapping MAL and Quintana and almost valverde too. attentionpayers knew then that he was a truly special talent

he had already won stage 9 (the famous stage where soler had to wait for quintana) and another one in a sprint a deux but his performance in the penultimate stage of the vuelta was rarely seen before

>>149844179
Skill and composure don't matter a lick if you're gassed in the 5th set

>>149844057
It is hilarious that only African and South American athletes ever get accused of age doping when this is clearly a 38-year-old man in the twilight of his career. No wonder he used to dominate the juniors - he was 13 years their elder!

>>149844179
no way there is anything comparable in tennis to 3rd week GT high mountain stage

>>149844206
>Losing
>Go for a toilet break
>Come back as superman
GOAT

>>149844242
Beast mode

>>149844166
unironically yes, but that's because he deleted some tweets recently and they didn't like that

>>149844261
see
>>149844248

>>149844166
The current meta seems to be that the UCI is protecting UAE their doping because a positive doping test for UAE would be bad for business, but if Pogacar keeps winning they may tell UAE to tone it down


At the same time there is the assumption that visma lab stopped doping

>Looks like the whole team lost access to something or chose to stop using something, maybe they got told to tone it down, maybe is budget, maybe after van hojdonck they decided not to get so risky. Or maybe it's just the carbon monoxide being so vital to their performance. Who knows. But Jonas in 2022-23 looked invincible in the hot, hard mountain stages , that combloux ITT was unprecedented even in the most doped eras, and now he's riding around at lipovitz, Oscar olney level. Sep kuss, jorgensen, Benoot, van aert all got so much worse

>>149844241
Have any cyclists tried going on a plant-based diet? Boosts your fitness levels 10x fold.

>>149844288
The great Simon Geschke, holder of the mountain jersey.

>>149844179
Entry/Exit angle shit is not hard. Tennis is pure fitness with a bit of reaction time on top.

>>149842126
they are praying Jonas does some great races in the next year. world champ perhaps

>>149844296
>Tennis is pure fitness with a bit of reaction time on top
Plus technique and hand/eye coordination.

>>149844285
didn't uci ban that carbon monoxide or whatever they were sniffing up on altitude?

>>149844319
So they are like pro cs players minus the fitness.

this is the face of anabolic steroids

>>149844319
You either have it or you don't, simple as

>>149841992
>Vauquelin, Jegat, Lenny not clean
impossible, they're French

>>149844285
None of that is untrue. Bahrain collectively got shit. Hirschi fell off a cliff. UAE are being extremely brazen with whatever they're doing. Leaps in performance every year. Winning everything all year round by some margin. Add to that the team is proven to be full if retards and it gets worse. This 'greatest of all time' larp is wearing thin. All it means in real terms is the same rider will win everything in the same boring fashion every year for the next 5 years.

Yeah wicked can't wait for him to beat le merckx record xDDD. Absolutely basedfest

>>149841992
Barguil bros we're clean

>>149844235
He's going to have a blowout next few years. I can't see a 32 year old Remco still racing. Looks like shit and he's obviously peaked.

>>149844285
>>149844325
CO gets out of your system way too fast, no way they can reliably detect it
also it is known Spanish WADA doesn't work nights or weekends
so this changes nothing unless they're stupid enough to get caught in the act

>>149841295
>comfortable
This is likely the main reason, I'm not sure he'd feel comfortable going into a tempo position considering the wounds from his crash.

DÉMARE is at the Tour (of France)

Is viewership up or down this year?

I miss 2023, Jonas beat Pogi by a minute one day then Pogi beat Jonas by 30 seconds the next day and then the had a bumfight until Jonas big dicked the TT and killed Pogi's spirit. That was a proper narrative driven sporting event

>>149841992
Onley was under 400 watts avg
now can we never post these fraud guesstimators ever again

https://www.strava.com/activities/15156628950/analysis

>>149844379

The fact that Pogi can win GC's, win monuments vs guys like Grug and win ITT's vs Memco and other specialists is just staggering.

>>149844471
Script writers are getting lazy.

>>149844055
I probably need an M frame, my inner leg length is only 82cm somehow.

2020-23 were all pretty good tour desu

>>149843442
Great questions. Watch this
https://www.sportschau.de/doping/aicar-und-ausserirdische-ard-doku-facht-dopingdiskussion-neu-an,radsport-windschatten-aderlass-text-2-100.html

The doping tests cover only 5 if 160 AICAR substances + many more RC ones not even close to being detected

>>149844379
I think the main cause for UAE Team Emirates their success is the fact they have a generational rider + they (and visma) buy up all the talents and other elite riders from other teams

>>149844490
I remember reading that if you are between sizes its better to pick the smaller one.

>>149844509
Don't you dare memory hole '19.

>>149844378
orange = suspectable
red = super humans
Pogacar = Alien

>>149841428
insane redpill in the last sentence. Take this advice from an oldfag anon

>>149844285
there is something noticeable weaker about visma but maybe they just wasted too much effort in week 1.. I don’t believe UAE has a doping edge over them

Business idea, descent kino at the Tour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmCdPQ2Xqhk

>>149844490
https://www.merlincycles.com/de-de/felt-breed-30-grx-gravel-bike-boxed-bike-316151.html

GRX 2x12

>>149841461
Michael Matthews and Jasper Philipsen are his close personal friends, it's why the Sanremo podium with them all was so fun

>>149844576
i’d descent on that

>>149841898
Piti still in the top 10 so not foulproof either

>>149842929
>Canyon
>Decathlon
SoulessMaxing. Please get anything but these two dogshit brands.

>>149844474
their "watts étalon" are standardized to 78 kg total weight (rider + bike)

https://www.chronoswatts.com/img/mag/P_138-141_Science_en.pdf

>>149844474
Still doesn't understand watt estimations in 2025 award

>>149844597
Mind your manners

>>149844592
Bling seems like a very likeable rider

hearing that Pog is going to ride tomorrow's stage backwards to keep things interesting

>>149844607
let's standardize our guesses to make them seem more legit
fuck these guys
meaningless

>>149842058
i got that hyped midea porta split in the winter and it already payed off, i never suffer again

>>149844486
From a technical point he's seemingly exceptional too. Reads races well to stay out of trouble. If he wasn't so utterly dominant I could start to like him as a rider. I'd imagine him having kino attacks and counter attacks on the biggest mountains instead of 12km solo tt's.

Personal basis I cannot stand him and do not consume any content where he isn't in a bike.

>>149844534
that's true

>TADEJ POGACAR WAS ABLE TO CLIMB HAUTCAM ALONE
>WITHOUT A TEAM!


>Well I'm sorry.... I'm not Tadej Pogacar

>>149844633
>midea
Based. This cost 280 bongs and on those unbearable days it saves my balls. Is yours noisy? This cunt is a racket but it's very effective.

>>149842713
its on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJIX30MDo8

>>149842058
>>149844633
>>149844672
Aren't your houses insulated a shitload? You should be fine during the day and then, assuming it cools down over night, you can open some windows to cool the house down.

>>149844672
its somewhat noisy because it has the converter in the inside unit but i can still bear it at maximum level. But the sleeping mode sucks, has still 39db which is too much for me. I cool down the room to 17c before sleeping and shut it off during the night to wake up with 21c. Also its insanely overprized here because it mostly uses the same parts as the american window version which sells for 1/3 the price. For legal reasons is still the best you can buy in Germany right now because youre not allowed to install a proper split air con without a certified handyman because of muh climate change emissions.

>>149844622
the point is to make different weight riders comparable, similar to W/kg, but they don't use W/kg because it doesn't include bike weight

>>149844722
>You should be fine during the day
It's too hot.

>>149844378
Most important note to take from this is that Remco is human.

>>149844722
i have flat under the roof facing to the south and it has nearly 30c despite being insulated on the hottest 2-3 weeks of the year

>>149844722
Idk Germany but British newer houses are absolutely shite. Cold winters hot summers. I am attic room and the roof bakes the room from the top. I see why meds have strange roofs now. Old houses though generally do well but prolonged heat means the house bakes and retains that heat making it unbearable. Basically if temperature goes over 25c for more than 3 days, we're fucked unless you're an air conditioned royalty.

>>149844737
Yeah I thought as much. I need to seal the window to do as you do. I just blast cold air at me and close window as much as possible. Bong mentality is tough it out aircon is for poofs. But secretly they all seethe at aircon havers.

>>149844379
Look at this mad butthurt.

UAE aren't juicing they're just training better and being more clever with their energy. Their team when fit is straight up better than Visma fit. Pogi lost 22 riding fucking solo if you recall? While twink was carried by Wout in every stage who carried Pogi?

And 23 was straight up Pogis worst year ever and his team was clearly not in the fight either always following the pace instead of leading it. And I'm quite sure that Visma wasn't clean in both those years, that TT is still not explainable and everyone kind of glosses over it in an uncomfortable way.

Fishcunt is just getting a reality check

>>149844788
>just training better
Except for all those years pog trained wrong and nobody realized lol

>>149844768
>25c
Softest of softcocks.

>>149844811
Yes, nobody realized because bad Pogi is still a tour winner.

>>149844832
He wasn't bad, thats the fun part

>>149844813
>gatekeeping heat

>>149844811
And now he's over 10% stronger lmao, whilst racing and winning all season long

>>149844813
By Allah behave yourself

>>149844866
built different, nobody seriously looks at jonas face and thinks yup thats an athletic champion right there

>>149844788
> 10% faster than the rest of the world elite
I only wonder what exactly Pogi has at his disposal that the others have not (yet).

>>149844935
Dunno, I saw him in his helmet and thought he looked like a right champ.

>thread is going to max out before the stage even starts
I sense a strong butthurt in /cyc/

>>149844992
reddit too

>>149844992
I think everyone is over the main GC and instead are excited about the top 10 and 3rd place. Shame we won't see that fight, we'll watch poogacar arse for 40 minutes but it'll be cool. I've checked out of the main GC now. Don't care at all.

>>149845018
Are you allowed to talk about the the reasons there? Or do you need to pretend like it was an amazing goat tier ride?

>>149844590
Wtf are these brands. Felt, Ghost, Carver, Bergamont, Kellys. Is it all chinkshit?

>>149845066
Chinks make the best bikes now old man.

>>149845066
>>149845077
>Felt
Marcel Kittel won 4 TdF stages on a felt

>>149845147
pog could win the tour on this

>>149840738 (OP)
another mountain stage tomorrow?
damn, give these dude's legs a rest. they probably are begging for a semen slurping sprint stage

>>149845114
felt are probably better known for their track bikes. i owned an alu felt f75, it did me alright

>>149844937
He is in his best years on top tech bike. His competition is ageing and he had no Giro this year. Did you seriously expect anything else after his double last year?

People severely underestimate bike tech. Why do you think French are scaning all the bikes? They're behind and they know it. They're not using motors, but tech is extremely important. It was the main reason for Jumba winning those two Tours. It was the years when they moved to Cervelo, and had that huge spike in TT performance. Tadej in one of his interviews, a year ago, specifically mentioned that they're now ages ahead in tech compared to when he started with the team.

He is as clean as top hundred right now, probably more clean than majority of them. But clean right now is being on the legal limit. That's sport right now.

>>149845302
Waar Maarten?

>>149845550
it thought the Colnagos were tested to be kind of shit compared to the current top of the line (Cervelo, Specialized, Pinarello, Canyon etc.)

>>149845302
and of course their triathlon bikes

>>149845623
Nobody has access to team bikes to do comparisons. Tadej used to shared his wattage on message boards, now he only does so amongst friends. Bike secrets were the main reason for this. Mezgec did an interview today on getting info from him on what to expect for stages like this one, so he could calculate minimum allowed time.

>>149845846
>Bike secrets were the main reason for this.
Competition the other one. He was always very open about his wattage. But getting beaten by Jumbo twice, possibly changed that to a degree. I kinda think that the is sharing it with TDF organisers, possibly even some journos, it is curious that he's not getting the same treatment as Roglic did regarding mechanical doping allegations.

>>149845550
> It was the years when they moved to Cervelo, and had that huge spike in TT performance. Tadej in one of his interviews, a year ago, specifically mentioned that they're now ages ahead in tech compared to when he started with the team.

>>149845623
>it thought the Colnagos were tested to be kind of shit compared to the current top of the line (Cervelo, Specialized, Pinarello, Canyon etc.)


>Colnago Ernesto & C. S.r.l. or Colnago is a manufacturer of road-racing bicycles founded by Ernesto Colnago near Milano in Cambiago, Italy. It remained a family-controlled firm until May 4, 2020, when it was announced that the UAE-based investment company, Chimera Investments LLC, had acquired a majority of the Colnago shares from Ernesto Colnago, although the headquarters will remain located in Italy after the acquisition.[1]

>Chimera Investment is part of Abu Dhabi’s Royal Group, a diversified conglomerate of companies comprising over 60 entities and employing 20,000 employees.

If only some sort of pattern would emerge.

>>149845846
>Mezgec did an interview today on getting info from him on what to expect for stages like this one, so he could calculate minimum allowed time.
It paid off big time:
>171. Mezgec +08:28
Think of all the saved matches!

>>149846219
Talk is about time cuts.

https://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/how-do-tour-de-france-time-cuts-work

Drinking a grenache from Clare Valley in Australia. This is way better than those shitty ass Shirazes I drank for Tour Down Under. Very good.

>>149842086
I remember some bert taking the piss of a /cyc/-newbie, telling them when a rider is OTL he has to race the same stage again the day after and try to be within limit, if he ain't he has to repeat it again, bert said some riders only finish the tour weeks after the podium ceremony, fucking kek

Your normal 15 hours race

>>149846354
how feasible would it be for him to get back to footy instead? supposedly he was more of workhorse, don't think he was that technically gifted

>>149846377
slurper profile but BIG action

>>149846354
Will he crack completely on the Tourmalet like he did in the Vuelta 2023? Will we see him go in the breakaway every day to stage hunt and win the polka dots?

>>149846386
>he was a left back
makes sense

>>149846290
Yes, that's what I was talking about? My meaning was that Mezgec came last since he knew what to expect so could take it slower than others with less accurate information who went faster to be on the safe side.

>>149846440
Domestiques ruined cycling. Business idea: Every team can only bring 2 riders to the Tour.

>>149846440
Nah they mostly surped this one

>>149842619
First bong post I’ve ever laughed at

>>149846386
He's too short for that particular sport

/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3p-F2x7rY

Biniam Girmay is a ______

>>149847340
devout Christian and father

>>149847340
Above average sprinter from Eritrea, currently riding for the Intermache-Wanty Cycling Team. His career highlights include 2022 Gent-Wevelgem and three stage victories in the 2024eme edition of the Tour de France.

>>149847340
black guy that is mediocre so redditors want to suck his cock simply because he's a black guy in cycling they can jizz over about how cool and progressive it is to have a black guy in the peloton
none of them know who kevin rezza is because they are all tourists that have been watching cycling for a year and they love cumming to pogacar too because hes SO BAD ASS AND AWESOME!!!

Orla Chennaoui announced she will be doing a reddit AMA.


Please wish me luck that she answers my questions.

1. How do I get a job at WADA where its my responsibility to watch the women cyclists pee into the test sample cups.

2. How far can you squirt?


https://old.reddit.com/r/peloton/comments/1m2bg8l/hi_im_orla_chennaoui_presenter_covering_the_tour/

>>149846466
He cracked at LBL, he cracked yesterday, he cracked today on the hilly TT

Maybe it was the injury over the winter but he has looked very weak on the harder climbs this year

>>149847659
She's fucking Van Goydonck?!
Also
>There's a certain Irishness about Belgians. Does that make sense? I feel like we're cut from the same cloth. I feel like we come from the same soil. It's that same earthiness, it's that same rawness, the lack of BS, you know.

>>149847340
Seems like a pretty nice guy

Why don't the other guys just pedal harder?

>>149847340
future generalissimo of his backwater african nation

>>149844182
Went through that stage. How wrong was I?

Went to go see Eddington tonight. One of the best movies I've seen in a long time. Eddington and Sinners are the only two "Great" movies of the year in my opinion

>>149847340
fraud

>>149847340
NIGGER

>>149849016
hope you enjoy the R&R

I haven't been able to post in the threads because I've had to watch all the stages on delay from tiz

>>149849016
True and based

Col du Tramadol

>>149842555
waar Politt, waar Wellens?

>>149849016
I would reserve that word for a black person who actually behaves like the word you just said. bini actually seems like a good guy

>>149848810
won one and podiumed tour could be worse

>>149847340
Property of the Eritrean government. Like all eritreans.

>>149845623
Colnago V4Rs is about 20 watts (measured at 50 kmh) worse than the "best bike in the peloton" but Colnago didn't reveal which bike that was.
The Y1Rs which Pog rides now is as good as the best, but it's slightly heavier than the minimum weight.
So yeah, before this year Pog was held back by a crappy bike.

>>149849563
Carapaz level basically I expected more. Also the dude is getting worse by the years I cannot explain it

https://x.com/fanrob1982/status/1946041607024697417

LMAO, how can you even recover from this?

>>149849791
that visma shirt with rainbow flags very confusing don’t know who that could be

>>149849827
Vos fan?

Will Visma finally try to attack today?

>>149849857
Yes, matteo satellite is the way to go. Decathlon will pull to save Gall 9th place

Interview with Domen Novak, conducted after yesterday's TT.
https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/dirka-po-franciji/nekoc-sem-mislil-da-pogacar-ves-cas-kolesari-na-vso-moc-potem-sem-videl-kako-racionalen-je/752361

>>149849874
unironically. let him ride for himself. not like they need him to pull for jonas lol. get some stage wins and a GC top 10

>>149849977
I don't think so

New business plan instead of weight classes every rider will have to ride with the same weight like in car racing with added weights on the bikes with a set minimum weight of around 80kg(bike+rider) if you are heavier thats fine.

>>149850444
horse race handicapping would be better

Vismabros, what's today's plan?

Im still waiting for bertaczech's dick pics...

>>149850546
We shall ride hard and drop jorgenson from the peleton

Manifesting a Wout stage win today

>>149850546
Realize team tactics is not enough and that Jonas can get 2nd place without help
Everyone else are free to win whatever they can

>>149849016
thank you sadly free /sp/ech is banned here on the board

new bread?

today's prediction?

>Pogi -_.__?

boomer bros....

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>>149850772
its over

Urska when she discovers there's a new BBC in town that she hasn't sampled

>>149850744
comes 20th, breakaway wins.

>"Urska what happened baby?"
>"the BBC buck was too rough"

>>149850792
t-that's not urska, noncey

>>149850857
T. Urska

>>149850949
autism in women is so funny

>>149850963
Finland autism capital of the world

>>149850744
9th behind the breakaway where SKJELMOSE JENSEN wins

Don't think I'll watch today's stage. I can't take it anymore. Pogicunt has ruined the sport. Hope he rides off a cliff

lol jk can't wait

Good morning

>>149851103
This is just pure disrespect dogshit vinderbud

Super banheira today

Frenchberts what the weather status?
Still a chance for rain on todays stage?

>>149851230
Doubt it will really rain but there will be fog kino at least

Hope Pogacar wins 36 TDF races and get Kwabendishs record

Jalabert is against the squeaking of course

>>149851265
preach brother Laurent

Belgian commentators are starting to ask themselves questions !

>>149851303
?

https://www.fahrrad-xxl.de/carver-gravel-220-m000100900

Yes or no /cyc?

>>149851265
Opposing doubting every victory is a natural reaction for a man of his palmares. No stable Schelling fence exists which would prevent squeeking about Pogacar gaining 36s on Vingegaard on Cat 1 climb, from descending into squeeking about at least one of 139 of Jalabert's wins. And if one is suspect, they all are.

>>149851343
not clicking that

>>149851343

2x on a gr*vel bike

Worst of both worlds

>>149851107
What watch score will she give Ventoux?

>>149850963
it's not autism these women legit want to become horses. i call it a fetish

>>149851341
>It scares me,
>The last time we had a rider who crushed everything in the first mountain stage, his seven Tours were taken away from him, and we mustn't forget that.
>History reminds us that that was the Armstrong method: the first mountain stage and that was it.
>But it's true that when you've witnessed that, yes ... you hope that history doesn't repeat itself.

Serious hat on
You can't squeak about pogichud but not about vinga like the danes are currently doing.
I'm open to all arguments as long as you're not hypocritical

>>149851107
Why do I have to prepare snacks in the toilet

>>149851442
it was made by a g*rman

>>149851442
It's a German idiom

>>149851415
everyone knows that a rider doing better then all the other riders means their doping. and also everyone else is doping, but him being better then all the other dopers obviously means he's doping. this is the rationale of 90% of squeakers

>>149851415
They're both pas normal, but at least Vinge has a body type that makes sense for the mountains
Pogi is more like Lance or Ullrich, extremely good at TT, but also somehow by far the best in the mountains despite being heavier

Is Roglic riding for Lipo today?