I was a big Marchessault fan, then I saw them play in Detroit. I sat right behind the bench and next to the tunnel for the Knights. He was the most loud, obnoxious player on the team and he was real loose with the homophobic slurs in all different directions.

>>149841246 (OP)
>laffs

>NHL still opening the season on a fucking Tuesday afternoon
>with the worst team in the NHL against the reigning cup champions as well
Why does the NHL schedule their sport like such shit?

Goodbye halek

Thank god it’s Friday

>>149841312
Gary just doing what's best for the game (of basketball)

>>149841312
>5:00 start time

thoughts?

>>149841387
damn 911

my mammaries :)

Failed my drivers test how can bud do it and I can’t :( I’m 28 years old for Christsake…

>>149841443
what did mcdavid do when he failed last year? he got up, and tried again (and failed again kwab)

>>149841387
this is fraudulent
the mammoth have no connection to the jets or coyotes

>>149841458
just like my flames

>>149841443
Lmao even jeets are allowed on the roads here

>>149841387
this is what charles darwin and the woke left want you to believe

>>149841518
My instructor was Indian she probably failed me because I’m white and bisexual

>>149841443
You’ll get it next time champ. Just keep practicing

I have not fapped at all this week :)

didnt ask

>>149841443
I failed my first time too. Because I drove "too close" past a bus at a bus stop while I got a meeting car. The instructor said I should've stopped and wait for the meeting car, then drove past on the left side in case a child was running from the bus to the other side of the road at 11-12am.

Later I learned that he failed every male at least once.

>>149841595
_/_/_/_/_/

>>149841648
fag

Time for a Macelli, Roy, Joshua and Pezzetta

>>149841746
mama mia

>>149841746
literally who?

>>149841697
Anxiety, keep on trying me
Feel it quietly, tryna silence me, yeah
Anxiety, shake it off of me
Somebody's watching me
It's my anxiety

>>149841312
>a fucking Tuesday afternoon
https://youtu.be/jmMPBQ4kYKk?list=RDjmMPBQ4kYKk

>>149841443
KWAB

>>149841312
the worst team last season was the sharks

are goalies allowed to shoot during a shootout?

>>149841387
what about 2024-2025?

>>149841746
LOL GET IT IT JUST MEANS SHIT ANYWAYS

YOU WONT GET RID OF MARNER BEING SHIT YOU FAGGOT

>>149841697
reaction time and ability to process the game at the highest speed is by far the biggest difference between the NHL and lower leagues.

Cooked potatoes mashed in butter with meatballs and fish sticks to dinner today. A bit Marnery dinner, but it works. Problem is it becomes quite dry seeing you can't put mustard and ketchup on fish sticks and you can't put remoulade sauce on meatballs.

>>149841868
no you don't understand. my uncle may have gotten a titanium knee put in, but he was the top scorer at his art school

>>149841868
nuh uh

i remember when the leafs lost to a beer leaguer, he sure didnt look out of place.

>NHL Takeaways Leaders 2024-25
1) Jaccob Slavin; 61 TkA, 78 GvA, 40 DZ GvA
2) Cale Makar; 60 TkA, 112 GvA, 71 DZ GvA
3) Lane Hutson; 56 TkA, 109 GvA, 57 DZ GvA
4) Mitch Marner; 56 TkA, 106 GvA, 33 DZ GvA
5) Evan Bouchard; 55 TkA, 128 GvA, 72 DZ GvA
...
10) Zach Werenski; 49 TkA, 120 GvA, 62 DZ GvA
13) Erik Karlsson; 44 TkA, 140 GvA, 71 DZ GvA
22) Adam Fox; 40 TkA, 76 GvA, 37 DZ GvA
24) Rasmus Dahlin; 39 TkA, 105 GvA, 65 DZ GvA
163) Quinn Hughes; 25 TkA, 97 GvA, 60 DZ GvA

>>149841967
where are all the panthers?

>>149841967
You can't take away the puck if you always have the puck when you're on the ice.

>>149841985
30) Gustav Forsling; 37 TkA, 72 GvA, 39 DZ GvA
47) Aleksandr Barkov; 34 TkA, 52 GvA, 25 DZ GvA

>>149841967
>DZ gva
just fucking make a better acronym

>>149841986
Copest response of all fucking time.

>>149841648
Thanks I’m trying to become healthier

>>149841851
so you don't know

>>149842026
Copest is not a word Cleetus

>>149841986
The entire Hurricanes' blueline led the NHL in Corsi. How did Slavin lead the league in Takeaways?

>>149841967
>3) Lane Hutson; 56 TkA, 109 GvA, 57 DZ GvA
>163) Quinn Hughes; 25 TkA, 97 GvA, 60 DZ GvA
there's a new sheriff in town

>>149842087
you tell me

I’m so sick of nerds who think analytics mean anything. You’re either good or shit and the eye test is the only thing that decides that.

>>149842106
Slavin never skates with the puck.

>>149842141
I've been extremely impressed with Hutson when I've watched him. I really think he's already the most offensively dynamic defenseman in the league, and while he isn't great defensively, he's not a complete liability.

>>149842202
and?

>>149842222
unfortunately checked

>>149842239
Meaning he takes the puck passes it to a teammate who either does something or losing the puck so Slavin have to take the puck again, or he passes it to an opponent so he has to take it again.

>>149842297
in your scenario, Slavin and the Canes wouldn't have a high Corsi.
and Quinn Hughes had more giveaways and defensive zone giveaways that every single Hurricane except Brent Burns.

David Ayres had a good Corsi

1) Carolina
2) Washington
3) Columbus
4) New Jersey
5) New York
6) New York
7) Philadelphia
8) Pittsburgh

1) Florida
2) Toronto
3) Tampa Bay
4) Ottawa
5) Montreal
6) Boston
7) Detroit
8) Buffalo

1) Dallas
2) Winnipeg
3) Colorado
4) Minnesota
5) St. Louis
6) Utah
7) Nashville
8) Chicago

1) Vegas
2) Edmonton
3) Calgary
4) Anaheim
5) Vancouver
6) Los Angeles
7) San Jose
8) Seattle

>>149842511
>8) Pittsburgh
the poor kid

>>149842511
What makes you think flames are third

a takeaway is just a pussy version of a hit. no wonder numales obsess over takeaways so much.

>>149842541
Very weak division this year, and Calgary should be good defensively and not totally starved for offense.

>9)
>9)
>9)
>9)
can't wait Gary

>>149842559
>Hits by 2024-25 Defensemen
52) Rasmus Dahlin; 101, 88 at 5v5
137) Cale Makar; 51, 42 at 5v5
162) Lane Hutson; 40, 37 at 5v5
164) Adam Fox; 40; 30 at 5v5
182) Evan Bouchard; 31, 30 at 5v5
186) Erik Karlsson; 29, 26 at 5v5
214) Jaccob Slavin; 21, 17 at 5v5
220) Zach Werenski; 19, 17 at 5v5
243) Quinn Hughes 13, 13 at 5v5

>>149842511
Retard

>>149842764
thank you for repeating what i just said

>>149843067
Retard rakell

Imagine this:

It's October 2025
You're watching hockey with the boys (/hoc/) again
Everything is alright

>>149843405
eh if i'm not dead by then from stress induced heart attack my 2 neighbours will be from my righteous hands.

>>149841261
Post hockey players with zero haters

>>149843637

you just know that if david ayres was a black man he would have already had a semi autobiographical movie made about him by now.

>>149843637

>>149843734
women can't even do nicknames right kwab

>>149843752
the kongs will never recover

>>149843734
>human artificial intelligence
so just intelligence

imagine sheepishly strutting past a lusty postgame PWHL locker room and subsequently allowing its thick musty vinegar and parmesan to emit and crash your willing nostrils.

>>149843752
dood had two 30 goal seasons and two 50 assists seasons.
nigga only had one point/game season.
other than the cup seasons, he won 2 playoff series in 17 years.

>>149843873
No
Woman intelligence

Kopitar is lucky that his prime occurred while:
- Malkin and Stamkos were made of glass
- Tavares was stuck on NYI
- Toews fell off a cliff
His legacy is way greater than his actual on-ice performance.

>>149843904
ummm hes a mark messier leadership trophy winner, sweetie.

>>149843968
honestly I never heard of this before it was used to defend Jacob Trouba from criticism after some dumb hit, as if Mark Messier wasn't a much dirtier player than Trouba anyway

>>149843962
How old were you in 2012

2014 was an * cup year anyway. gary rigged it for his precious sunbelt as usual. it wouldnt have counted if they had offside reviews. blackcocks got robbed.

>>149844069
>bud
Probably 10 or 11

Copey, shut the fuck up

You arent cool now just because you stopped acting like a complete fag all the time now that marner is on your team

You are a cock sucking faggot and you always will be

copey out here acting like he didnt cop to being a 38 year old divorcee at 4 am the other day

>>149844077
that's an inconclusive screen shot and i hate Gary as much as any man with his soul still active.

>>149844077
P A R A L L A X
A
R
A
L
L
A
X

>>149844096
>>149844112
Copey bros... We're taking huge Ls like anons take marners....

thank Gary it’s Friday

>most loud obnoxious
believable
>loose with the homophobic slurs
believable but risky if true for his sake

For an electric kettle bros it has blue lights that turn on when it’s heating up it looks cool bros

>>149843405
But my team is shit

>>149844291
My electric kettle is stainless steel and it burns you if you touch it anywhere but the handle.

>>149844323
just like my islanders

>>149844334
KWAB

>>149844354
Yes very odd design choice

>>149844334
Does it look like this perchance

>>149844410
Pretty much except it's betty crocker and doesnt have as much black plastic at the bottom

Hamilton beach chads we can’t stop winning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Dnc5Hd8qw
It's up!

>>149844444
so true king

>>149841443
I drove without a license until I was 27 then I was in Alabama and decided to get it, I literally had to drive around the block and do a 3 point turn, along with the stupidest test I've ever seen. The state I live in now is way different, much more strict.

I took two big marners today

>>149844457
I want a gf but I’m short and autistic :(

>>149844500
We dont call them that anymore

i took one huge marner in the shape of aland

vpntard queering off again

i took one small marner in the shape of aland

>>149844519
Yes we do

One small mcdavid for man
One giant marner for mankind

Waging is mercifully over. She wants to go out to dinner, has an Applebees coupon. Anything good on that menu?

>>149844569
absolutely grim

>>149844569
boneless wings if it's happy hour

>>149844575
You mean tendies?

>>149844531
every day until you learn

>>149844614
That youre a no life loser faggot that larps as like 10 different people here? We fucking know.

it’s going to be oilers and panthers yet again

there is literally nothing wrong with being a no life loser faggot that larps as like 10 different people here

finally managed to take a marner after a day and a half being constipated

>>149844291
hell yeah, brutha!

>>149844664
Based

He's replying to himself under different flags now

people only know I'm my own poster and not someone else's schizo larp when I post oc bud drawings

>>149844664
wait, I thought he was talking about this one

>>149844652
Theres a bit wrong with being a no life loser faggot that larps as like 10 different people here

>>149844664
Hamilton beach chads win again

Ice Hockey

>>149844748
water is the same as ice basically

>>149844753
Are you trying to come up with a new business idea? cause water polo already exists

business idea: commemorative mugs for april 17th 2022

>>149844819
What happened on that chilly easter evening?

>>149844833
so you don't know

>>149844840
Wasn't that the night of that tragedy?

What’s for dinner lads? I want to eat something tasty

>>149844906
/hoc/ peaked in 2015

Jen

>>149844955
Ni hao

>getting paid 1.2 million to coach a Chinese ice hockey team in St Petersburg, Russia

>>149844955
How the mighty have fallen

>>149844955
>in china
>doesn't even play in china

>>149844664
So based

my hot water kettle looks like an emperor penguin

>>149845046
very cool

I have a foot stool for when my marner loads gets to be too much and im not afraid to say that.

>>149844810
We unironically played underwater hockey in highschool gym

>>149845138
You should always use the foot stool
It unkinks the bowel and allows for optimal marner flow

>>149845046
Based :3

>>149845138
you can give yourself a perineal hernia shitting without a foot stool
and I get the impression most Americans I know have this condition and are too terrified to tell other people about it

Might make some French press coffee tomorrow morning since I have a French press and that new electric kettle desu

>>149845358
classy

>>149845368
Love a bit of French press desu

>>149845368
thoughts on the smackdown bud laid on your candy ass on april 17th 2022?

Im fucking out of here because its clear this is 1 guy talking to himself all fuckin night

>>149845470
happiest moment of his whole career, tbphwy

Brett Lemieux was the owner/operator of “MisterManCave,” which had become one of the biggest sellers of sports collectibles in the United States. Lemieux admitted to selling forged merchandise through eBay and to other retailers in a now-deleted manifesto he posted to a collector’s group on Facebook. In it Lemieux said that since the year 2000 he has sold over 4 million individual items, with sales topping $350M over that time period.

“95% of the [Patrick] Mahomes and Aaron [Judge] on the market are sold by me. Basically every autograph sold in the last 25 years you should have it looked at. It’s fake and someone sold it to you other than me. I wish I had the exact dollar number of money taken in from this and I’ll go to my grave never knowing. I kept this secret from everyone.”

>hey stupid fucking goyim floridians
>did ya know your team won the stanley cup?!
>here's some special wine to celebrate
>that'll be $54.99 plus tip :)

and the retards that live in the area that are a fan of this team will continue to eat the shit running straight out of garys ass as per usual

>>149845585
We sold over 5 millions Fanatics holograms alone outside what we produced to the biggest vendors in the industry. JSA we made and produced over 3 million counterfeit stickers and holograms. Steiner sports. Wow. We made yellow cards holograms and then numbered sets in the millions. Panini. Oh yea almost forgot. We produced holograms and cards for their entire database. When Kobe died we put out 80,000 items into the market place. Sold over 500,000 counterfeit panini items.”

You can buy a 150 auto pen on Amazon have people overseas vectorize signature and use ink scrape to auto pen.”

>>149845615
Local news in Indiana reports that police found a dead body at one of the locations which was raided, identified only as a man who died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Law enforcement officials have not released the name of the deceased man at this time.

It’s important to note that Lemieux was not a small fish. This was not a modest, garage operation — but one of the best-known, and high-profile memorabilia sellers in the market. Steve Grad, an authenticator best known for his appearances on the TV showPawn Starssaid that those in the know had suspicions about Lemieux’s business, specifically in regards to autographed Tom Brady merchandise.

“People have known about this guy. They’ve known his work. They know what he’s been up to. He has been at it for years and years. And he’s driven down the price of things. You know, you look at a Tom Brady autograph and Tom Brady’s value is affected drastically by this individual.”

Those inside the collectibles world concede that MisterManCave flooded the market to such an extent, both directly, and through re-sellers, that thousands of items are likely still circulating despite the bust. The effect of this revelation could have a mammoth impact on the memorabilia market for decades, and it’s unclear if big players in the industry will spend the time and money to check their inventory, or if it will just be business as usual.

It’s a mammoth gut punch to anyone who has purchased sports memorabilia in the last 25 years. There is a very real chance your prized possession could be a fake, and the ripple effect of this raid will last a very, very long time.

>>149845585
>>149845615
>>149845625
https://streamable.com/j4n218

>>149845634
jen desu

>>149845634
You're the king of reposting other peoples shit

I’m the king of wishful thinking

>could have a mammoth impact

im the queen of /hoc/

I’m the Duke of /hoc/

>>149845885
sure you are, Lady

>>149845904
is that the dress bud made you wear after he raped you?

>>149845138
Such a load is called a Ron Maclean.

>>149845927
no that's only when your own marner betrays you and splashes up your back

I thought sports memorabilia dealer was a job you got if you were in the Mafia

/hoc/ is an anti-organized crime general

>>149846009
true
we are a general that supports organized crime that's run by antis

>>149846009
>>149846046
Wrong.

disappointed in this thread desu. we don't call those that anymore here

shiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!

im never wrong

just had a papa johns pizza that eas surprisingly pretty good. the trick is to get extra cheese and say you want it well done

>>149846319
retard order

for me it's a medium rare pizza with slightly more cheese than average

bored as fuck at work

sorry you're bored, but there's no reason for the harsh language

hard to get a good boneless pizza around here

how can niggas be bored in today's age nigga you have the all of the world's knowledge in the palm of your hands read a fucking book or learn a new skill nigga like teach yourself more about civics or learn to cook a new meal nigga

niggas attention span's more fried than a nigga on 4/20 thanks to hours of instagram reels and instant gratification like nigga go for a walk

>>149845885
There are no girls on /hoc/
/hoc/ is a boys high school

girls smell gross yuck

>>149846436
Listen to post rock

My posts rock

>>149846515
I blame TikTok and vine

>>149841387
That;s not correct.

The reality is that the Coyotes are "dormant" and Utah is an expansion team,but because you would have needed a dispersal draft AND an expansion draft the NHL allowed the Arizona roster to move to Utah and fill out the new team.

>>149846618
no im checking out some new music that released yesterday

>pg 4 on a saturday night
dead general
dead sport

>>149847056
Over the years I've noticed 4chan, or at least the boards and generals I take part in, are significantly slower on Friday and Saturday night. When you'd think those would be the busiest times for the stereotypical friendless 4chan user.

>>149847195
i miss the off-topic posting of late night weekend /sp/

>>149847195
maybe some anons finally made it and got outside with a gf

gary actually thinks that perry is going to be on the 4th line.... s m h my head

i like hockey

>>149847614
Then this is the place for you, newfriend

i like gary

Had a yuge breakfast burrito then a roast with pan sauce later and have been taking constant marners since.

>>149847776
you gotta fiber up

>>149847195
I need a social life but I’m 27

>27
zoomers out

>>149847195
Most 4chan users larp as shut ins

>>149847195
I have D&D on saturdays

won a commander game and lost one

>>149843734
Human Chatgpt is going to play for the Vancouver lady's hockey club she is no longer a Frost

>>149848597
lmao scrub

>>149848657
cope he was playing a gay faggot voltron deck

>>149848662
only scrubs lose to that faggot shit

>>149848741
cope i had enough life, commander damage was a mistake

>>149848771
only scrubs lose to commander damage

Old Faces, New Rapists

>>149848814
cope that's not true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149848904
cope, it is

general reminder dj khaled is jewish propaganda. gary will stop at nothing to grow the game to the inner city blacks of oakland and baltimore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU

>>149849210
no canadian teams huh
this must be the work of gary and not the fact they may or may not be shit teams run by retards

>>149849221
Yeah

>>149849210
Where are my islanders?

>>149849210
Thought the sharks would be here they were pretty good on the regular season for like 15 years.

>>149849221
Bergeron

>>149849241
played for an American team, finished your thought for you, you're welcome.

>>149849262
it is weird that amerilards think they are better than canada at hockey because their regional teams win more, but they don't acknowledge that canadian players are more likely to win than amerilards are...

>>149849262
Played for team Canada tho. He's on the poster on my wall.

>>149849274
USA has spent the last 40 years buying the best training staff and coaches from Canada and they still cant beat us.

>>149849274
Oilers had more cnadian players than Panthers and lost two years in a row

>>149849289
Bedard is a bust. He is more like number 5

>>149849274
Cry and shit your diaper all you want but the original point was that Canadian teams are shit and run by retards.
Do you have proof of the contrary?

>>149849302
Yes but the Panthers had more Canadian players than any other nationality. And the playoff mvp was Canadian so

>>149849315
Every NHL team is Canadian tho

>>149849315
OH if that is the original point then I agree for a few teams for sure, including:
>nucks
>oilers
>laffs

Wtf is the point of august. What stupid month. Same as november

it's about to be pizza and chel time bros

>>149849324
You need to slot the snes in there lest we forget the Melnyk era.

>>149849341
Jasmeet cooks a mean pizza.

>>149849342
You may well be right but I think next season could see them improve... but it's a low chance that's for fucking sure

>And the spiderman is always hungry

WTF it only took 7 minutes to bake a pizza??? well I guess I better boot up NHL16 then

>>149849360
forgot screenshot because drunk and also hangry (and gonna play as the nucks)

>>149849357
based

>>149849368
Yo nuckschad, what is there to do in the Vancouver area? I wanna visit.

HE IS ON THE WAY

>we gon hang out with rob ford tonight knowmsayin

>indians are taking over canada isn't a meme
kwab

>>149849397
Gurpreet is a traditional Canadian name bud

>>149849397
Arsedeep Banes is a B.C. hero in this genny and that's final.

>>149849397
It'smtrue. All I see are jeets these days. I drive less now because these guys are a danger on the road

>>149849417
Are Indians elite marnerposters or something? Arsh literally means ass in german

>>149849368
Lmao you are going to trust someone named Jasmeet with your food?

>>149849430
are they what

>>149849439
elite marnerposters, can you not read or something

>>149849448
not sure what that means

>>149849455
Lurk more then

>>149849455
welcome to /hoc/ newfriend

Speaking of, got a marner knocking
brb

>>149849477
we don't call those that here

>>149849481
Thats what they call them in /mlb/

>>149849481
Really? Then what do you call this?
*marners in your pants*

>>149849481
welcome to /sp/ newfriend

pizza's here! and, strangely, the dominos crew has appeared to have left a message for us...

>>149849504
>not the studpasta

>>149849504
You can always count on Gurpreet and Jasmeet

Enjoy fren :)

>>149849504
Mitch's triumphant return but I don't know why he's pretending to be a nucksfag.

>>149849504
Every time i order dominos some pajeet delivers it and im not even in a pajeet heavy area.

>>149849548
Putting fag after any canadian team name is an oxymoron

according to inside sources mitch marner is looking to trademark "took a marner" the way gaudreau did with johnny hockey

official marner flush it down merch when

>>149849526
thanks fren i will

>>149849567
I worked at a pizza shop as a teenager and I'm pretty sure the owner hated me because I'm not Arabic. I think they like hiring their own kind.

>>149849638
That’s what all shit skins do

>>149849491
no we don't
>>149849493
no!!
>>149849591
never

>>149849697
now picture what bathurst looks like when the streetcars arent running

>>149849697
bow down to the
bow down to the

>>149849674
/mlb/ came up with the marnerposting

>>149849588
Don cherry called this guy a piece of shit. Bigger piece of garbage than biggest piece of shit euroshitter

dear oh dear

>>149849717
*bows down*

>>149849379
Are you smithschad?

>>149849797
park the car at the side of the road
you should know
time's tide will smother you...
and i will tooooooooooooo

is he good? couldn't answer that if my life depended on it so i turn to reliable and steadfast /hoc/ bros.

>>149849833
That sounds about right moneywise.

>>149849808
jen

>>149849306
Not a single red wing after rebuilding for nearly 10 years. Nice.

>>149849833
How does Winnipeg sign studs but no one wants to join my flames

marner on the streets of london
marner on the streets of birmingham
I marnered in my pants

>>149849877
TRUST THE PLAN CHUD

>>149849879
nobody wants to play with hoob sadly

>>149849910
hoob sucks i don't blame players for wanting to stay away from him

this general is funny. zero posts for an hour during prime time and poppin late night

get your head out of your ass the game just started

>>149849914
>hoob sucks
COPE he's gonna be locked in and heating up next season

>>149849914
>hoob su-
apologize

>>149849935
wow against the flyers i take it all back hoob brings all the boys to the tard yard

>>149849935
hart let that in only because he was thinking of the one time he was given a legendary gummer

Do you guys like Hozier

>>149849960
No, the only things that I like are drugs and alcohol.

>>149849989
I don't really like him either besides that Too Sweet jam, it's funky. I too love drugs and alcohol. About to take some Trazodone with some beers to pass out.

>>149849915
I was playing D&D

>>149850033
what class are you bud

>>149850118
RPH is sovl

>>149850118

>>149850132
baste

>>149850118
Why don't Atlantic tards have the same comradery?

>>149850152
cuz the east coast = the least coast
simple as

hoobs been getting ready to heat up this year

its weird seeing otherwise smart people doubt the flames

>smart people
>/hoc/

bud + 1 = trb

wordle in 3

passed connections too which is a w for me

worldle in 3 on the first round

>>149850033
KWAB

>>149850723
>on the first round
what

>>149850800
worldle
world

its a different game

maybe on retard world

>>149850808
got obliterated on that one never even heard of it :(

just turned 18 and nobody to talk to :,(

>>149850843
>Happy birthday to you

>>149850843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0qh7wHw3Jk

>>149850842
I autistically memorized all the countries few years ago. It was a tough one today

Marner on its way like a freight train

>>149850875
Oh bro we don't call those that here anymore.

copey more like kwabey

time to drop your marner copey. stop running, its time to face it

>>149850909
Time to what

>>149850878
Maybe if youre a 39 yr old divorcee
KWAB

>>149850914
Flush it down

there is literally nothing wrong with being a 39 yr old divorcee

>>149850932
There is if you've been holding in a marner for 3 weeks

>>149850934
We don't call those that now

It turned out to be a marner most foul

>>149850939

>>149850951
Been looking for that one

>>149850843
You doing ok fren?

>>149851036
Ill be fine

>>149851061
That's a man

What does mitch marner mean?
what is he doing to the marner?

is this promotion still available

>>149851156
how long until he regrets choosing pissknights?

>>149852645
Thanks to inflation it’s $20

>>149850843
happy birthday, kiddo
and you got us to talk to. we're your friends. treat yourself with your fav mcdonald's order today and keep your stick on the ice <3

Ordered pizza and started talking to the chef about a lot of people ordering pizza today cuz they're hungover from the local festivities going on in my town. Lied to him that I was there last night so that's why I decided to get a pizza and he starting questioning me about what musicians are there and how much I paid for the tickets. Had to lie through the whole thing fucks sake

>>149853469
we learned a less today, sven.
honesty is the best policy

>>149853469
Sorry bro but at least you survived that experience. Why didn’t you go?

>>149853469
>not saying that those festivities are owned by jews and you refuse to give them a single dollar so you stayed at home posting on a vietnamese cosplay irc chat instead
c'mon man

im a stupid person

good morning /hoc/

>>149853793
What can /hoc/ get you for breakfast, honey?

>>149854095
CHICKEN TENDIES!!!!

>>149854151
I'm afraid you'll have to settle for hashbrowns, sug, the french fryer doesn't get kicked on until the lunch rush, a couple hours from now

>>149854095
raped

>>149854287
even better, i love hash
:)

>>149854383
hope you like sunny side up, lad

>>149854383
>>149854420
oh crap, that's chicken fried steak, my bad, lad

Mr President, a second marner has hit the fortress

>>149854445
It looks delicious, I've never had chicken for breakfast, what's the white sauce?

>>149854514
sausage gravy

>>149854524
ive never had that before, sounds fancy

>>149854570
oh, about as fancy as any kind of gravy, definitely top sauce for diner food

>>149854628
t'was absolutely delightful.

>Breakfast with /hoc/

can't bring myself to have eggs and chicken in the same meal

>>149853793
Beautiful.

>>149854664
no, i totally get that; it seems naturally indignant eating a fowl and a fowl's eggs in the same course
doesn't seem normal to some folks, just no shaking it

Dropping a large marner

>/hoc/


>ornithology, draft and trade news, and the Marner Report daily

only had yogurt and some Gardetto's for breakfast been grim so far.

>>149854730
thoughts on when bud raped you?

Marner was very girthy; a chode-like Marner

https://youtu.be/GGm72iNBF8E?list=RDGGm72iNBF8E

>M-Word only has one thing on his mind, as usual

Bros I just realized something. We haven’t had a song of the summer.

Today I farted during my session with my female personal trainer :(

>>149854916
it'll come naturally, lad, have patience

>>149854927
How'd she take it? seems like a regular occupational hazard for therapy people

>>149854906
Based. I used to listen to that cd on the way to school back in like 2009/2010 desu

>>149855049
Ænema is peak Maynard, great album
>for my money, Undertow is their best album
https://youtu.be/HQqjHechnj4?list=RDHQqjHechnj4

>>149854916
I heard it was that moonbeam ice cream song by Benson Boone but I reject that

>>149849289
>>149849306
Ducks - Habs SCF 2030
Buy your tickets now

>retiring right in the middle of the off-season
should have waited until a day or two until regular season puck drop, but that's just me, Gary

Well in 5 days we finally get the Hockey Canada gangbang verdict so that’ll be exciting

in 5 days i finally still won't have asked

>>149855965
They didnu do NUFFIN

Welcome to the Edmonton Oilers, Carter Hart!

https://www.ncaa.com/rankings/icehockey-men/d1/uschocom

>#12 - Penn State

>>149856172
https://www.ncaa.com/stats/icehockey-women/d1/current/team/370

>>149853793
Struggling with this one. Google Lens claims it's in the community of Riverbend in Calgary but I don't see it and the Maps images suck. Could it be wrong? Not only that but you wrote "good morning", despite that being the sun setting in the west next to the Banff mountains. The sun doesn't rise in the west so therefore that picture was not taken this morning, atleast not in Calgary.

>>149856197
Anon, those are college women's hockey power play rankings for last year

>>149854467
>>149854696
>>149854730
>>149854824
we don't call those that here

>>149855102
never heard it but i actively avoid this guys music
>>149854916
that new sabrina carpenter song sucked

Happy Genghis Khan day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WJf1PpV9H8

>>149856711
cope that's in november

Has the goalie market ever been worse than it currently is?

we do seem to be pretty short on options

>>149856547
Yes, they are
>actual ranking for next season likely to come out at earliest Aug 15th

>>149856756
No

remember when tiny spent years on a tranny fed video game and nobody played or bought it kwab

Held within the pleasure dome
Decreed by Kublai Khan

>>149856822
Fight forever bros…is this true

>>149856756
>>149856817
Someone tried to convince earlier this week that MAF was going to make a return cause of how shit the tender market has been recently
>and it didn't sound completely crazy when I thought about it at length

>>149856863
>Someone tried to convince me earlier this week

>>149856287
There is a landmark in that image that 100% gives away where it was taken

It’s up
https://youtu.be/oIDKngPZtm8?feature=shared

didn’t ask

>>149856938
Get this AI bullshit out of my thread

the good ol hockey game is the best game you can name
and the best game you can name is the good ol hockey game

>>149856845
'fraid so

>trb being an rb this early
shit thread, i'm out

*drinks water*
Stay hydrated bros!

>>149856984
He made the AI speak like Samir at one point

>samir mentioned
he be bubblin'

Damn this would be cool to watch, too bad they don't stream it.

sex

>>149857163
Yeah buddy we don't do that here

>>149857086
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>149857202
this

>>149857163
they/them

>>149856756
in a 30 team nhl arturs silovs would have busted out of the league and been back to latvia by now, but in a 32 team league where goalies are too pussy to play 60 games, we have to keep watching him indefinitely.

she lobs

>>149857242
i'm gonna be so pissed if i never get to watch a they/them nhl player

better to have siloved and lost, than to never have siloved at all

>>149857346
Nurse is a dey/dem player

>>149857346
you might have already, but just don't know it yet

>>149857370
>this is the man who terrorized a team by calling them faggots

more proof

>>149857370
the zesty-chud continuum

>>149856756
I hear Carter Hart will be available next season

gary posted some kino recently:
https://www.nhl.com/video/schiavo-s-spectacular-lacrosse-style-goal-6375776319112

>>149857665
Everyone’s more interested in the Wolfe raffle

>>149857708
you should be allowed to pull a player so you can have 2 goalies on the ice at the same time

>>149857719
Gary should make players wear a metal loop on their back so he can pull players from the rafters with a big hook

>>149857700
Knew I recognized the name, that guy is an assistant coach for our Minnesota Frost now

Business idea: One month offseason

i've just had a thought:
what if our flames choke don't pull off the dynasty?

>>149857872
it will be another day that ends in y

lundi
mardi
mercredi
jeudi
vendredi
samdi
et
dimanche
desu

mercy

kaksoispiste

gary

>>149858043
Is gay

>>149856774
I wish I could have been a goalie but I’m 5’8

>>149858091
Never stopped Arturs Irbe and Fred Brathwaite

skarmklipp

i'm short, i'm black, i'm latvian and i vote

Make or break year for Jake Virtanen

>>149857947
you made me sing it

>>149858159
the virgin skarmklipp vs the chad skarmavbild

tage thompson should have been on the four nations team

Update on Brashear? Is he still working at Tim Hortons

>>149858402
Jen

>>149858581
More like Donald Cashier haha

>>149858605
Lel

how does the ice stay frozen

*achoo!*

>>149858647
Fish streams. Typically freshwater game fish such as Perch are known for being agile swimmers, increasing the cold water flow beneath the surface and in turn growing the thickness of the ice at rougly the same pace the ice is melting. It was actually common in the Original Six era to bring a rod to the game as the venues often allowed you to fish after the game.

>>149857947
>9 days

>>149858270

I was Arshdeep in your mother last night, Trebek

the dog took a marner all over the linoleum

> You wanted it, you got it. No more speculation. We now know exactly what it looks like to replace Marner’s cap hit with depth:

Matias Maccelli: $3.425m
Dakota Joshua: $3.250m
Nicolas Roy: $3.00m
Michael Pezzetta: $812,500

= $10,487,500

Mitch Marner, last season:

= $10,893,000

SOME MARNERS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS
SOME MARNERS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS

>>149858605
Jen

https://crosbytheo.ytmnd.com/

Not clicking that

>>149859376
just took a four flusher maccellijoshuaroypezzetta

>>149859364
>>149859380
we don't call those that here and morrissey would NEVER say that

>>149858647
its not ice, its cum

>>149857872
The dynasty is inevitable, it says right here in this book. Gary just has to die first.

Next thread better be wheeler themed

an anime- hating homeschooled bipolar willing tipsy pro-life depending on the race heiress to the oh henry candy bar fortune unvaccinated ginger amish teenage cowgirl hymen in pigtails with freckles and no gag reflex barefoot wearing a confederate flag bikini reading Atlas Shrugged with her identical twin sister breastfeeding David Lynch's grandson

>>149858476
Jake "the Rape" Virtanen? What ever happened to the Canadian Five?

>>149860091
Why he sucked

>>149860150
I remember the Wheeler lockerroom threads

>>149859376
damn tree is good at destroying teams

any good posts in this thread?

>>149860261
>he doesn't read the entire thread before posting

>>149860300
you can't post a 4chan thread into grok and ask her to summarize it anymore

>>149860316
The cliff notes
>talking about our Marners
>Brad Treliving shit deals
>Flames chads
>anti-Flames chuds
>variable quality posts about life events and happeningz

NEW
>>149860399
>>149860399
>>149860399