Thread 149847816

perro fresco edishiun

GMT-3
>Brasileirão
16:00 | Fortaleza x Bahia
17:30 | Vasco x Grêmio
18:30 | Mirassol x Santos
21:00 | San Pablo x Corinthians

>Narigão
14:30 | San Lorenzo x Gimnasia y Esgrima
16:30 | Lanús x Rosario Central
18:45 | Godoy Cruz x Sarmiento Juninho
18:45 | Platense x Vélez Garfield
21:00 | Instituto x Riber Blate

>Bolitão
16:00 | Loucademia del Balompie x Aurora
18:30 | Bolivar x Oriente Petrolero
21:00 | Universitario de Vinto x GV San Jose

>Cocainão
16:00 | Aguilas x Junior
18:10 | Alianza x Pereira
20:20 | A.Nal x La Equidad
22:30 | Boyacá Chicó x Ind. Medellín

>Flechitão
16:00 | Universidad Católica x Vinotinto
18:30 | Orense x lEl Nacional
21:00 | Delfin x Barcelona

>Umbrellão
16:00 | Libertad x Nacional
18:30 | Olimpia x Tembetary

>Pedolão
15:00 | Cajamarca x Melgar
17:15 | AD Tarma x Cienciano
20:00 | Cusco x Alianza Lima

>Venecão
18:00 | U. Central x Tachira
19:00 | Carabobo x Puerto Cabello
20:00 | Monagas x Estudiantes Mierda

more info: https://rentry.org/copalib
>Previous
>>149833621

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p40W9G6nX7Q
new fulbo roastie just dropped

>>149847816 (OP)
river

fuck a.nal

do you ever want your star players to not do *too* well, since white europeans will invariably cuck your best players from you?

i would like to apologize for my countryman's rude comment

good boy

fuck argentina though

why are dreamcast emulators so shit

Cute perro fresco

>>149847816 (OP)

perro limpio

fuck abel
fuck HIVeiga
fuck rios
fuck gomez
fuck leila
fuck presuntinho
fuck weverton crocodile arms
fuck vitor nhoque
fuck estevão cuiabaman
i miss Paulo Nobre
i miss Dudu
i miss Patrick de Paula
i miss Gabriel Shōnen
i miss Danilo

what's it like having mexican as your native tongue

I got summoned for a work trip and I had only a few hours to finish the team, this will be our squad unless I can get back home before August 15 (deadline for the teams) to fix some things.
If I get home I'm changing "muito assustador" to "porra na cueca" and changing the models for El Escritorio and Umbrellaguay, I don't remember what I used for them
5 players were changed, some old models were updated. I basically copied the tactics for another team of mine that didn't do too well but it's a copa mickey anyway
Chapecoense->El Escritorio
Colombian Cat->Umbrellaguay
CURITIBA->coworker
penarol es quemar->uruguay yo te vi campeon
gordelicia->cueca cuela and beans

>>149847983
Just play gamecube games.

virtual banks are such humiliation ritual, need to remove the app from my iPad, install on my iPhone, then validate the new card at Apple Pay, uninstall the app on my iPhone so if favelados steal it from my they don't get my shekels, and them reinstall it on my iPad

>>149848041
gamecube doesn't have Space Channel 5

>>149848028
Nice job, you work harder than riquelme.

>>149848077
I work harder than riquelme and I'm a neet who spends all day on 4chan

Today is Bay Day

Target: Fortaleza

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

>>149848028
thank you now I will be praying for coworker to get mortally injured every match

>>149848123
I can't date a woman with a hairline worse than mine

Real men prefer gatos. Im surprised that fags are allowed here

>>149848151
you will never be accepted here

>>149848151
what animal is that

>>149848151
kookily ahh cat

>>149847816 (OP)
Cute perro
>>149848151
Based gato enjoyer

>>149848028
put a cap on the forced memes

>>149848349
>>>/an/

>>149848406
The only forced meme was already removed.

I want to fuck a gordinha saudavel

>>149848453
There's plenty in this thread, take your pick.

>>149847621
>, it's a glorified dízimo.
Then you complain when your club is desperate needing Fatal Model cash
Did you know that 99% of clubs were funded by common people? some even sold their houses to help their clubs

>>149848976
>sócio back back then
sell your house and get a cadeira cativa and a pool with your name on the social club
>sócio" now
uhhh, you get 15% off on this year's shirt, maybe the hope of a chance to buy a ticket on a high-demand game

modern Sócio Torcedor is a scam, no wonder SPFC was the club that came up with it

Hallo! 25/F here from Brazil~ (on HRT),
Been hoping to make some friends. I'm a switchy neet, pansexual, furry, gamer, and sadly sucked into work for the majority of my free time (corpo and freelance, higher management and webdesign).

I'm into a lot of messed up kinks I would be down to explore further (cuckolding/cheating, CNC, hummiliation) as much as a lot of wholesome ones - cute clothing, caregiver/little, petite, aspie/cringy things, bulges, musk, petplay, banheirão... And many other darker fantasies.

^^^ down to trading cool pics, gooning, sharing experiences/ideas, and MAYBE even (E)RP if we get super along.

When I manage to have some free time, I usually game stuff like DOTA2, Team Fortress 2, Metal Gear Rising, Worms, Resident Evil, 100% Orange Juice, Devil May Cry... and hundreds more.

Also NSFW games are super cool, I played too many.

Feel free to leave me a message or even your favourite NSFW stuff. ^^

>>149849025
You guys wasted 49 reais in netflix and you complain about 15 reais to your club

>>149849037
Hey cousin, it is your cousin!
Let's go watch Bokita.

back in my day, the professional team had to interrupt its training because sócios had their scheduled time to play ball

>>149847816 (OP)
that's the bvest video I've ever sween

>>149849062
>I can't believe you waste money on frvolous things like groceries, you should be paying the salary of the mascaradinho milionário the previous coach hired but never ended up using because the quit a week after

dude, I don't need to pay money to support my club, the local cartel already does that for me

>netflix is being compared to groceries now
kill gen z

>>149849174
you can buy a month of netflix via giftcard at your local market, so yes, netflix = grocery

:skull:

>>149849192
kys

>>149849192
I can't

Niico Arys
João Pedro Fernandes Bueno Porecatu, Parana, Brazil

>>149849037
Hello.measles boy

PEDRO BROS!!!

As Anakin said "Gatos are just superior."

>>149849523
Also starwars is better than lotr. Youre retarded if you disagree

>>149848151
Thats one weird looking fella

Boca lost
Kek

Will di maria play tomorrow?

Mirassol cpuld impose another humiliation ritual on santos

Corinthians x sao paulo- whoever loses, we win


Coquimbo will start the inevitble.downfall tomorrow

Santos will win.
Corinchians will win.
Vasco will lose.

Both neymar and hulk scored 443 goals in their carreers

Fuck i need to sleep

>>149848017
jej

"Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum. Benedicta tu in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Iesus. Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen.

Reminder

E pra ajudar a pagar a dama que lhe satisfaz
Toma aqui seus 50 reais

I wish boca would play everyday

Yo cebolla de boca.

O porto de Santos é a maior rota de cocaína do mundo
entre 300 a 500 bilhões de dolares passam por ali por ano

Nao por acaso o Neymar tem diversas propriedades na cidade, assim como seu pai, bem como o presidente do Santos ser filiado ao PL

A Leila Pereira, uma suposta bilionária que nao existe foto na internet antes de 2015 é elo entre CV e PCC, faz lavagem de dinheiro para narcotraficantes da Colombia e México

A cada Estevão que ela vende, aviões com toneladas de cocaína desembarcam na europa

I wish you weren't black everyday

>>149853159
I'm only black on weekends
the rest of the week I'm working

>>149853159
today I am indian
good morning saar

Bomchia /copalib/. Today I will see at least three grandes being humiliated at home

bom chia copalib

Auckland city lost to bay olympic yeaterday. 1x0

>>149853778
No...

>>149853159
Entrou.

>>149853574
Amen

>>149853778
Go bay my cum

>>149849523
>missed the meme
>>149849530
>missed having good taste
El americANO

>>149853574
>>149853683
bom chia

>>149847816 (OP)
thats a lot of matches

>>149854411
I don't like seeing foreigners with capybaras and potatoes, it really triggers me.
Yes, I know it's autism.

>>149854513
capybaras i understand, but potatoes?!
also we got these lil niggas called coipos that might as well be homeless capybaras, they are way more rodent like but still

>>149854513
we actually have capybaras in our country as their natural habitat too though, i think uruguay and paraguay do so as well
potatoes are a peruvian invention, you can't steal that

>>149854562
>>149854593
again, I know it's autism. Potatoes are more Peruvian than Brazilians and capybaras are found all over the continent

>>149854657
except Ceará
capybaras explicitly hate Ceará

>>149854743
who cares you northeasterner. There are 3 humans talking
don't interrupt

>>149854743
Who doesn't? All my niggas hate ceara.

>>149854800
this poster is a capybara, don't trust his words

>>149854841
don't compare poolistas to capybaras

>>149854743
>no capybaras in chile
huh!?

>>149854951
yeah, we have coipos here no capybaras

>>149854977
xher is cute looks like a beaver

pls come to brazil

Malignos have chinchillas which are kinda cute

>>149855001
>beaver
You think beavers would like to live in South America? Is it too hot for them?

>>149855341
ZAMN bet she can fly with those thangs
yeah they are cute and based

>>149855509
>she
el chileANO

>>149855050
I guess all brown are just on the same tier >send bobs and vegana

>>149855541
hey dont make it weird
no furry

>>149855050
are brazilian weebs just jeets in disguise?!?

Thread's theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4R8o3kdggg

>>149855700
vergonha alheia dessa legenda

>>149855050
Classic southranny behaviour

>>149855700
Where's the butt showing?

>>149855859
This nigga always trying to see some hairy male ass.

minuto mono

>wake up
>riquelme is still alive

boca should just repatriate almiron

>romarinho at pelourinho
Cuckrinthians bros... Lil Romario chose the baiano bulls over us.

All i wanna say is that they don't really care about us.

>>149856105
SHAMONE

MAICOU ,MAICOU, ELES NÃO LIGAM PRA GENTE

>O Vasco tem um elenco top 8 no Brasil
>Nossa prioridade é a Sulamericana
>Fui escolhido por deus pra salvar o Vasco dessa situação

>>149856105
I've been to that place and they keep constantly playing Michael Jackson's songs 24/7 just because he was there to record his music video once

>>149856416
Based.

>>149856408
The biggest mistake of Vasco was to hire a player that plays bowling with his family.
>>149856416
Kek, really? I don't even remember the last time i've been precisely there,. Probably more than two decades.
But it makes sense because of the tourists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Q&list=RDQNJL6nfu__Q

>>149856485
>Kek, really?
Yes, and they charge if you want to get up there and take a picture.

im looking to start a football manager save to win copalib as a non major club, who should i pick /copalib/?

>>149856608
Vitoria

>>149856608
pick huracan

>>149856608
boca juniors

>>149856608
Whats is your FM?What division you want? I have the version were Vitória is serie C, i got promoted to serie A but stopped playing for a few weeks.
Try some Serie C team if you have the time and patience to play this much until serie A and international tournaments.

>>149856674
playing fm17
i am interested in starting out in a lower league like a Serie C.

>>149856714
sacachispas

>>149856714
Any specific kind small club you're interested in? Traditional, newer, strong academy, soulful, literal whos, strong academy?

>>149855494
dunno

>>149856714
I remember the time i played Brasfoot. I played with Remo and thanks for that i still have some kind of sympathy for them. The same thing happened when i started FM and played with Penafiel. Penafiel is my portuguese team, but i think they're too shit to ever get promoted to the principal league.
Anyway, i'd say Remo but this macaco seem to have a better answer >>149856761

beavers would block off the entire amazon river
it would be an ecological disaster

>>149856834
Damn we got a beaver expert around here

>>149856840
hold on, according to my sources there ARE beavers in south america (tierra del fuego)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beavers_in_Southern_Patagonia

>>149856834
They'd just get eaten by pumas or curupiras. The Amazon is a high test biome

>>149856752
>sacachispas
the jerseys are pretty cool. def considering.
>>149856761
id like a smaller club, has been around a while but never really won any thing of note. medium size fanbase would be nice, so not like a literal who, but probably someone that no one outside that country or region has heard of.

>CHILE1
Unión Española vs Unión La Calera
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/C6pYR9SI/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149856857
the distance from tierra del fuego and amazones is like the distance from mexico to alaska

>CHILE1
Unión Española 0 - Unión La Calera [1]

>>149856608
CSD Hacele un gol a la vida

>ARG1
San Lorenzo vs Gimnasia y Esgrima La Plata
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/IBVtfG6N/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149857034
>predicted
uh oh, guess ill post the official ones later

yep, gonna buy some nice ice cream today

>>149856857
we don't, our women shave

>>149856834
Amazone river is too and there are plenty of beaver-eaters there, there are also smaller rivers in arid zones of SA that could use some natural water management

this has been a productive conversation, /an/

*too big
>mfw

>>149857098
it's because the words "river" and "too big" don't make sense when they're together

>>149855700
Brazil identity is "we look like some place else (we dont

a fucking buseta tore the front of my car yesterday

>>149856608
Moto club

>>149857034
Updated lineups

>>149856608
Americano (RJ)

>>149855050
I honestly didnt expect them to behave like that
They are on a collective marijuana high

sexo con corinthianas

>>149856105
He will score the winner against boca junior de sergipe next year

>>149857281
Her body is screaming to have babies

On my way to swimming class today I saw a woman wearing a boca juniors kit
This country is gone

>>149856929
>Remo and Paysandu
The big two of the state of Pará. They're traditional, regionally strong, have good followings, but never won anything nationally or internationally relevant. They also play in the Copa Verde, which is a regional tournament for states in the Amazon and Centre-West states.
>CSA and CRB
Biggest club in the sweet state of Alagoas. Same situation as the aforementioned clubs: local following, no money, no achievements, still well known. CSA actually finished 2nd in the Conmebol once but that's it. They play the Copa do Nordeste which is the regional tournament in Nordeste. They were decent back in 2017 and actually won the Série C that year, before getting promoted again to the Série A and doing a funny in 2019 against Cruzeiro. But that same year they were banished back to the depths of hell.
>Figueirense
One of the big clubs in the Argentine protectorate of Florianópolis. Their biggest achievement is the 2nd place in the 2007 Copa do Brasil.
>América-MG
The third power of Belo Horizonte. Used to be the big dog in the state in the days when dinosaurs and Uruguay were still around, but they were such fucking chuds that they gatekept their following more than the most elitist of our clubs and chudded themselves into obscurity. Still strong enough to win the Série B a few times and show up at the Série A every now and then. They were really strong in 2017 and won the Série B.
>Náutico and Santa Cruz
Two traditional clubs from Recife that faded into irrelevance while Sport thrived. Both were relegated in 2017 to the Série C.
>América-RN
Absolutely chaotic club. Multiple relegations and promotions everywhere from the first to the fourth division (where you find them in 2017), won the Copa do Nordeste once, played the Conmebol, famously atropelated Fluminense in 2014, but they just can't get their shit together. Biggest club in Natal.

These would be my suggestions.

>>149857318
>swimming class
just jump into the river anon wtf are you paying for

>>149857357
Thanks, ChatGPT

>>149857431
There's a little fish that enters thru your penis hole

>>149855700
Didn't know the east of europe was full of pardos.

you now remember him

>>149857472
it feels good

>>149857496
I've heard it hurts like hell. I'm never jumping on a river again

>>149857300
>Her

>>149857431
You can get Schistosomiasis from swimming in rivers anon, be careful

>racemixed
>racist
argentina is a wacky place

>>149856608
Vitoria obviously

>>149857281
she has a onlyfans, unironically. i've dropped some huge loads for her, sadly she walled really hard

>>149857699
>she has a onlyfans
of course she does

>milei removed zurdaje from tv publica
>now there's a program about perros with milfs
He probably posts here.

>>149857724
>perros with milfs
you just know

>>149857724
> now there's a program about perros with milfs
link?

>>149857731
I don't think there's a stream for tv publica

>CHILE1
Unión Española [1] - Unión La Calera 1

>CHILE1
Unión La Calera red card against Unión Española

>CHILE1
Unión Española [2] - Unión La Calera 1

>>149857852
if anything that should be a red for española

>>149857873
CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE

>>149857879
you don't see the hit while the dude in white is falling?

>>149857900
oh i see now
i was too focused on the shirt pulling

>>149857852
Fuck around, get maligno'd.

>CHILE1
Unión Española [3] - Unión La Calera 1

>ARG1
Gimnasia y Esgrima La Plata goal anulated against San Lorenzo

>>149857972
Impedimento

>>149857126
criminally underrated
based bostero

>CHILE1
Unión La Calera second red card against Unión Española

>BRA2
Goiás vs Cuiabá
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/zqUpbhpL/#/match-summary/lineups
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGTNqGx6alk

Colo Colo will play in about 15 mins
>>149858217
she already tweeted about yours
>no llevo microscopio

>>149858217
sexo con argentinas

wait a moment, bomberman plays for san decenso?!?

>BRA1
Fortaleza vs Bahia
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/06uRqvGr/#/match-summary/lineups

>PAR1
Libertad - Nacional
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/fcUYJaGE/#/match-summary/match-summary

>>149858179
I'll watch this one.
Wanna know if DESGRAÇATON RAT will play well. Here he was utterly shit. ABSOLUTELY LEPTOSPIROSIS

>>149858389
who will manage fortress?

>CHILE1
Colo-Colo vs La Serena
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/fcUYJaGE/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149858420
Renato Paiva

>COL1
Águilas Doradas vs Junior Barranquilla
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/lMtYZUSa/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149858428
>Vojboda, Insua and Ramon Diaz free
It seems brasilians don't like to win.

>>149858389
why is Tomás Pochettino playing for a monkey team? he was the new messi .He had a bright future

Damn, goy-ass missed a gol feito

>BRA2
Goiás [1] - Cuiabá 0

>ARG1
Lanús vs Rosario Central
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/t6zIaKxn/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149858320
I opened this image in the bus.

>>149856485
there was another version than the brazilian one?

>COL1
Águilas Doradas [1] - Junior Barranquilla 0

>>149859195
What are Argentinian bussetas like?

>BRA1
Fortaleza [1] - Bahia 0

>>149859195
F

>>149859293
Always late, they vibrate a lot, and they often have random niggas selling chocolate or singing for money.

>PAR1
Libertad 0 - Nacional [1]

>>149859499
based GK

>>149859405
vegana argentina comes with background music and snacks

>>149859520
This bitch has probably tasted every color of dick in the chromatic spectrum.

>>149859307
Marinho ALWAYS ejaculate in bagay's ass

>>149859520
ela tiene

https://x.com/VascodaGama/status/1946655381041684672

>piton and JV starting

São Januário will get demolished today...

>>149859520
imagine the diabolic sex

>BRA2
Cuiabá red card (second yellow - arguing) against Goiás

>>149859812
The white man marches on.

these rosario players are made out of glass

>>149859756
based song

>>149859946
el fideo recovered in less than a week at least

>COL1
Águilas Doradas [2] - Junior Barranquilla 0

>you can't mocked your rivals anymore
Futebol is so fucking gay.

>>149860298
*mock

>>149860325
cock*

>>149860298
shits wack
FREE IMPÉRIO ALVIVERDE

>BRA2
Goiás 1 - Cuiabá [1]

>>149860339
suck*

Bros, she started an onlyfans and her poon pics were leaked

>>149860366
seed*

>>149860421
zamn, she hot

>>149847816 (OP)
>21:00 | San Pablo x Corinthians
esse jogo vai ter a mesma vibe daquele jogo contra a ponte em 2017

>>149857692
Based

>>149860421
no...

>CHILE1
Colo-Colo 0 - La Serena [1]

>>149860576
Nao impedimento

>>149860576
wtf why does colo colo get to have 2 letters instead of 3

>COL1
Águilas Doradas 2 - Junior Barranquilla [1]

>>149860670
Nao impedimento

>>149859756
There's something about the video editing that makes it look like a meme.

>>149860721
the low quality of the players

>>149859756
I'm not even watching this, call me if cenas lamentaveis happen

>>149859756
>tua imensa torcida é bem feliz

assistindo futchibol com a marisa...

>BRA1
Bahia goal anulated against Fortaleza

>CHILE1
Colo-Colo [1] - La Serena 1

>>149860298
why are brazucacos like this?

I dont care what virgopaulistas have to say, fortaleza cheerleaders are cute CUTE.

>COL1
Águilas Doradas 2 - Junior Barranquilla [2]

Dr. Banheirão, PhD

gol legal do jahia

>BRA1
Vasco da Gama vs Grêmio
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/EyUAiVHi/#/match-summary/lineups

>BRA1
Fortaleza 1 - Bahia [1]

>>149861010
Need a stream, chileano?

>>149861090
La B

>>149860421
Why would you pay to see di maria pics

>>149861091
https://mzr1.dbcast.live/8rr9SEGqVTrx2nghH85Bpg/1752986100/323830303a3135303a3134353a316331393a3a626162/ff735/playlist.m3u8?b=1

Boa Tarde Sr. Nahuel, nós da Sociedade Mundial de Urologia recebemos as suas perguntas enviadas por e-mail, e é um prazer respondê-las:

1)Sim,4 cm é considerado pequeno. Sugerimos processo cirúrgico;

2)Não, não é comum a camisinha ficar larga. Não existe tamanho PP, o tamanho é único;

3)Ainda que 4 cm seja um tamanho muito pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao orgasmo durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas suas relações conforme mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte;

4)Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de toque, é apenas para pessoas acima de 50 anos. Por favor não insista;

5)O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo, pode sim ser um forte sinal de tendência ao homossexualismo;

Sem mais,
Estamos à disposição para qualquer dúvida

>CHILE1
Colo-Colo [2] - La Serena 1

que

>COL1
Águilas Doradas 2 - Junior Barranquilla [3]

>>149860987
I'd watch this show.

>>149859812
>mateusinho
lmao

>>149861207
Why are you leaking my emails?

>BRA2
Goiás [2] - Cuiabá 1

Where do I go to find a big titty goth mommy dom?

>BRA2
Goiás [3] - Cuiabá 1

>>149861548
Nice pass but what a shitty defender

HOJE É NOITE DE FUNK NESSE /copalib/!!!! QUERO VER TODA ESSA GALERA DE BRACOS NO AR!

rosario pentral

autism hour is from 18hs pm to 19hs so no loud noises please

Vasco btw

>>149861694
Ainda bem que o Grêmio é um lixo
Vamos ver se segura o resultado

Bahia 1-1 Fortaleza

The Axis cannot allow a nordestino club to be a national title contender. And the Axis worked by referees cancelling a goal (for a fictional foul) and not awarding a penalty for Bahia in the end.

PS: Lucho Rodríguez is a fucking flop

Next target: América de Cali (Libertadores' Second Division)
Next Série A target: Vasco da Gama

Anyway,
Bay Is The World

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

>ARG1
Lanús 0 - Rosario Central [1]

>>149861483
And a goth sub?

>>149861777
Penalty foul

>>149861880
lol nice robbery
I'm out fuck this shit

>BRA1
Vasco da Gama goal anulated against Grêmio

I'm going out to get some alfajores, you guys want anything?

>>149861928
Who the fuck is offside here? Certainly not Hugo Moura

>>149861928
Impedimento

>>149861966
Vegetti. you know, the guy that didn't even participate in the play

>>149861955
a marlboro box, keep the change

O time do Vasco já uma merda e ainda é assaltado dentro de casa, tem que dar uma facada no árbitro

>>149862008
damn
you are absolutely right

>>149861548
>>149859041
Again?
Motherfucking GK gave two assists.

>>149861955
any sweet cookies of your choice
ill transfer the money to you when you come back

>Di Maria (P)
I see this is gonna be a common occurrence now

meu gremio ta jogando dms

>>149862008
i guess they could say he intervened by having his hands on the defender when both fell (?)
i don't know

>>149862193
o super gremio é dimoooooois

>CHILE1
Coquimbo Unido vs Iquique
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/naa8XDbs/#/match-summary/lineups

>COL1
Alianza Valledupar vs Deportivo Pereira
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/AyVtY8cC/#/match-summary/lineups

Marcelinho Paraíba showed up on the air and the reporter didn't know who he was

kino ending to lanus vs rosario

>ARG1
Platense vs Vélez Sarsfield
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/nsl5lfUp/#/match-summary/lineups

>BRA1
Mirassol vs Santos
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/lUjSoRoT/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149862481
another penal for di maria?

>CHILE1
Coquimbo Unido [1] - Iquique 0

>>149862581
yeah but there was a pretty crazy stop from rosario's defense

>BRA2
Coritiba vs Paysandu
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/SIQx0EF8/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149861777
penangel di varia

>>149862674
Mauricio Antonio, Garcez and Diogo Oliveira are former Coxa players

I bet if you got a pen you would get atajated.

>PAR1
Olimpia vs Tembetary
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/2NXtIwoR/#/match-summary/lineups

why does banana have to taste so good

>COL1
Alianza Valledupar [1] - Deportivo Pereira 0

>>149863086
>t. donkey kong

gonna get some banans

I think the real question is
How do boquita fans wear their jeans?

>>149863121
Impeccable defending

>>149861754
vamos ver até quando tu vai culpar o eixo malvado pela incompetência de vcs

GOL!!

>>149863086
Too bad they cause burning farts.
When i eat banana i can't shit for days but i fart hot as lava and smelly as a decomposing corpse .
So i avoid it. I used to love vitamina de banana. I'd make it nearly everyday during my adolescence. I'd put Nescau and Farinha Lactea in it. Good times.

>BRA2
Coritiba [1] - Paysandu 0

>>149863086
It's in your genes monkebro.

>>149863258
>vitamina de banana
This is what they call cum in brazil.

>>149863451
thigh is soulful and should be in Série A.

>PAR1
Olimpia 0 - Tembetary [1]

>>149863513
why is the stadium empty?

>>149863258
i'm almost sure this is a gut flora issue. get a new one

Loan shark dudu dudu dudu dudu
Loan shark dudu dudu dudu dudu
Loan shark dudu dudu dudu dudu
Loan shark

Just a reminder. If your daughter ends up on onlywhores, you failed as a parent

>vasco incapable of winning Grêmio at São Januário
Oof.

>BRA2
Coritiba [2] - Paysandu 0

Vasco btw
maybe for real this time

>>149863591
we clearly don't enjoy watching soccer that much

>Tiago Volpi
Eu tenho certeza que a contratação dele é lavagem de dinheiro do crime organizado

>>149863688
rsrs

The Perfect Série A:

São Paulo
Palmeiras
Corinthians
Santos
Guarani

Flamengo
Fluminense
Botafogo
Vasco

Inter
Grêmio
Juventude

Atlético-MG
Cruzeiro
America-MG

Athletico-PR
Coritiba

Bahia
Sport

Goiás

>>149863258
what kind of bananas are you eating lmao

>>149863714
this game is tied according to google and sofascore

Vascao will get virated
You can borrow money and put 5000 dollars in Gremio victory

>grebbbio losing to bbbasco
how embarrassing

>>149863319
>>149863451
this one got anulated? wtf why
>>149863714
this is
Coritiba [1] - Paysandu 0

>>149863841
i just realized yeah

o super bbbremio é dimoooooooooooooois

>BRA1
Vasco da Gama [1] - Grêmio 0

>BRA2
Coritiba 1 - Paysandu [1]

>>149864078
KWAB

>BRA2
Coritiba 1 - Paysandu [2]

>>149864078
lol

>>149863834
I'd ditch Goyass for another Nordeschino. Maybe Náutico or Fortaleza.

>PAR1
Olimpia [1] - Tembetary 1

>>149864205
Ok, I accept Náutico.

>PAR1
Olimpia [2] - Tembetary 1

>basco
bowling bros...

>>149863714
that's a good fk

>BRA1
Vasco da Gama 1 - Grêmio [1]

>BRA2
Coritiba 1 - Paysandu [3]

Gordinha tutorial

>CHILE1
Coquimbo Unido 1 - Iquique [1]

O Grêmio é ruim mas tem algo bizarro no Vasco, até a forma que os caras erram é inacreditável

>>149863319
>>149863876
rip

>>149864549
ruindade cósmica

meu gremio é simplemenchi superior

Why are bascaindos showing 2 reais notas?

Vasco bros...

>>149864775
that's how much the traffickers ask for in são jaunuário's outskirts

>>149864775
Probably making bids for the club.

>>149864831
Damn, is it so cheap?I thought it would be at least one 350 Reais.

>>149864815
they look schizo

>ARG1
Platense red card (second yellow) against Vélez Sarsfield

>BRA2
Coritiba [2] - Paysandu 3

>>149865164
Penalty handball

GREBBBIO WINS 1X1 HIDE THE GORDAS EVERY WOMAN ABOVE 40 KGS IS UNSAFE

>>149865224
i don't think anyone cares about your shitty fetish

>>149864897
With 350 reais you take the club and the Vasco da Gama BRT Transbrasil station

>>149865224
>the plot twist when they find out their blood pressure

>PAR1
Olimpia [3] - Tembetary 1

do NOT replace the Ls in balloon with a B, you can go to jail in 20 brazilian states for it

>>149865312
In all 26 + the federal district, actually. It's a federal law.

>>149865312
Nobody actually stays in jail for racism

>CHILE1
Coquimbo Unido [2] - Iquique 1

>Business idea
Massive train tracks that connect every stadium
This would lower the cost of transportation of clubs, we could make it super comfy for players and paint with teams colours
there would be trains for players and supporters so this would make much easier to be a visitante
it's still in the first stages, havent thought much about it

Sempre que tem alguma empolgação envolta do coritiba eles pechean de uma forma nunca vista, que time desgraçado
eu ainda lembro da frustração de ter torcido casualmente por eles naquelas CdBs

>BRA1
Mirassol [1] - Santos 0

>>149865478
welcome to deportivo oviedo neymar

Mira, sol

>BRA2
Coritiba 2 - Paysandu [4]

Neymar is a striker now
He needs someone who knows to play with balls

>BRA1
Mirassol [2] - Santos 0

>>149865355
My uncle is currently serving jailtime for saying Vini should be benched.
>>149865397
>we have two months to extend the railroad to Maranhão because Sampaio Corrêa just were promoted
>we'll never use it again because they'll get relegated and never return

>>149865355
Yeah you just get out after getting raped by a pack of wild BABOONS.

isn't it crazy how são paulo is going to descend to série B for the first time before mirassol does

>>149865518
>>149865522
Funny posts.

>CHILE1
Coquimbo Unido [3] - Iquique 1

If you have a clean record, your crime has no violence and the jailtime is up to 4 years (sometimes up to 8 years) your sentence is to go one week to the police station to sign a book. You might be wearing the bolsonaro thing on your ankle though

>>149865657
breh

>>149865591
maybe if is because """"antisemitism""""

>>149865657
qrd on deportes iquique, why are they so shit

>>149865657
This is the worst decision in the history pf football

>>149865696
The president wore a palestinian scarf with the words "jerusalem is ours"
Brazil is not america.

que baile morboso le estan metiendo al santos

"No seas cagón", le dice Izquierdoz a Merlos. Di María apareció con cara de "vos viste lo que te dijo cómo lo vas a permitir" y lo echó JAJAJAJA

>>149865719
idk really
they really struggled trying to play sudamericana + national matches, i guess that made them lose a lot of points, also there was conflict between the players and the old DT Miguel Ramírez if i remember correctly, i guess they did la cama and lost points there too (?)
their situation has been looking grim for a while now

>>149865815
oooh so thats what it was
i saw the red card and didn't know what to webm kek

>CHILE1
Coquimbo Unido [4] - Iquique 1

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

estão comendo o meu santástico

>BRA1
Mirassol [3] - Santos 0

>3-0
bros should i be scared of mirassol? are they the real thing?

>losing by 3 goals dif against Mirasol
KWAB

Mirassol campeão Libertadores 2026

is mirasol a big team in brasil

i'm pretty sure there's more people at stadium watching Platense vs Vélez right now than in any BR match

Football should have a quit option. It would be great for santos now

GRIM REMINDER

>BRA1
Mirassol red card against Santos

>>149865956
Kkkkkkkk

>>149865995
no, it is a football manager campaign in real life, they sold a good player and invested the money in a good ct, the mirassol's president is a good manager

>>149865995
That rammstein song is about them

>>149866030
que macaco fdp

>BRA2
Volta Redonda - Athletico-PR
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/lGLF1RjD/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149866030
TOTAL NERMAN DEATH

>>149866030
>neymar é encontrado morto tentando chupar a sua orelha

>COL1
Atl. Nacional vs La Equidad
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/r3rlWnSO/#/match-summary/lineups

>COL1
Atl. Nacional [1] - La Equidad 0

>>149866030
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>149865995
There is an archetype called "successful sao paulo state countryside team"
They come from nowhere, win a lot, get relegated and disappear
The most famous is sao caetano, but i could list other 6

>>149866030
ACA TE TENGO LA COLUMNA DE NEYMAR.

There are two chicos playing for mirassol
Chico da costa and chico kim

>>149866030
>PTSD
PTSD
>PTSD
PTSD

San Pablo plays today?

>>149866021
The 90s tournament was a Mickey Mouse cup but we don't rate the original one nearly as much as we should.

se perder hj cai

>>149865956
mirassol is a gigantic team

>ARG1
Instituto vs River Plate
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/0AFdDdJb/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149865946
>isabel has multiple sclerosis
wtf

Good noicce colapibe

chat is this real

>>149866259
Idk corinthians won in 1966 with the artist formerly known as garrincha

>>149866161
why are the anal players so wide

>BRA1
São Paulo vs Corinthians
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/SE2JmmHG/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149866400
botou a faixa escondida no cantinho com medo de apanhar da gaviões

>>149866400
>thinking emoji
too far

>>149865936
I just commented with a friend that i'm starting to fear Mirassol

>>149866354
we're so much better than the bostileiros

>>149866369
We have never been whiter.

>>149866420
ali a PM não enche o saco

>>149866030
>winning 3-0
>time's up literally
>act like a monkey towards nerman, the guy that can't be touch
João Victor is a fucking bum.

>>149866380
enzo day out!

Wake me up when 7x1 ends

>BRA2
Coritiba 2 - Paysandu [5]

>enzo out, wendell in
jesus

>COL1
Atl. Nacional [2] - La Equidad 0

>>149866540
ay caramba. Coxa bros, we are getting buttfucked by Daddy Sandu

>BRA2
Volta Redonda 0 - Athletico-PR [1]

Nice homage river is paying to the great Sport Recife by using that tshirt.

I dont know how to explain but the kind of goal mirassol scored against santos is one of the most frustrating ones. The corner ball flies ober everybody and the opposing player just taps it in without a gk.
It always makes me mad

>>149866620
Lel

>BRA2
Volta Redonda 0 - Athletico-PR [2]

Vasco? Uma merda
Santos? Uma merda
Grêmio? Uma merda
São Paulo? Uma merda
Quem cai?

>>149866773
What a day for coritiba

>>149866876
Right now i would bet on none of them
I believe santos and vasco are at a higher risk anyway

garro mató a un chorro mientras comía churros
jajajaj

>>149866929
coxa bros, stay strong...

Dá teu papo, cazé!

>COL1
Atl. Nacional 2 - La Equidad [1]

chupa galinha

chupa galinha 2x

>BRA1
São Paulo [1] - Corinthians 0