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>>149849022News:
BRY: nice thread was just posted
>>149849649Are they optional?
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>>149849622 (OP)I'm gay. I'm fucking gay.
Dwight's Ox can haz win Das Eries????
>>149852592Theyโre a shoe in :)
>>149854330Holy fuck.... dat's fuckin' clever yo
Are the Brewers legit or just lucky?
They have one hell of a run
>>149854734They manage to make the post season almost every year. Cubs are a better team rn though in my humble imho.
>>149854773Post season was brutal for the Brewers last year.
Maybe they have more luck as a wild card
>>149849831>>149849694>seething in a non-threadKEK
>>149855038This is the thread tho
>>149849622 (OP)where is today's baseball schedule? before you ask, no, i don't have access to other websites.
i have patience with players who come up through my team's system. i have no patience with under-performing free agents. i would go so far as to say i hate them and their families.
>>149859181Your thoughts on 'toids?
>>149860213Bee nice to toids!
https://vocaroo.com/1fkOJWkafOpR
One word. Eight letters. Three syllables. One nation. One heartbeat. One goal.
Mariners.
We had this BASED bread all along?!?
Go back to LA Mococo. San Diego don't want you here.
lord, i am so thankful that mookie's season-long slump has not affected his podcast output or vegan advocacy! keep up the good work, mooks!
yep Iโm thinking this is the bread
based jays working an all star pitcher into spilling his spaghetti
WW
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Wagner!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q
>>149860333>We had this BASED bread all along?!?It was Barzini all along.
>>149860577same! so nice to have a positive, non-threatening, black role model for my children who teaches them every night that hitting is bad. just keep smilin' mookie!
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>Loperfido
>Wagner
Thank you Houston
Heineman!
Nice fielding Jints lmao kekkorino
Holmes is on horse tranquilizer
Gay Holmes is pitching erratic today.
Ramos getting his jimmies rustled by bullpen banter oh no no no no
We need to start talking about the Marlins. They've really turned it on and somehow ended back up in the WC race
i am considering paying for sex. which fanbase am i most likely a member of?
>>149860855Doyers of course
I got the bird of the day in my Merlin app that detects birds. It was a blue jay
>It's crazy the Pirates got stomped on by the White Sox yesterday, the Sox are so BAD!!!!
>Pirates only have 6 more wins than the White Sox
>4 by the time this series is over and they inevitably get swept
>>149860875that obvious, huh
>saves your franchise
Crazy what a good hitting coach can do for a team.
>>149860855if it's gay sex then mets
>>149860855Vegas Athletics, which sounds like a euphemism for sex anyway
>>149860889Yes the sexual frustration since their losing streak began is ruining our genny
>>149860855Mets, they're all fat greasy yids and spiques
>>149860909hear hear, metsbro!
>leading 2-0
>Go take a shower
>2-4
Wtf happened?
>>149860927sorry. yams and may on the hill aren't even enough anymore
>>149860963Jays bats got to work
>>149860960Holy schnikies
>>149860963You learned a lesson about showering
Umps to the gas chambers when?
who else splitting time between /heem/ and /mlb/ tonight
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>spee bullying my heroes again
>>149860991>>149860963dirty boy summer coming to the tenerloin
>>149861036Already ripe down there as it is
>>149861022sorry, i lost interest sometime around UFC 3. if i'm watching someone fight it's boxing, sumo, or stadium brawls
Just stop pitching to Adames
My Jintsies still in this (we're not)
>>149861055i kekked too early...
can't wait to see this faggot ump's scorecard
Do NOT let Adames reach the plate again, please
>>149861111caught the top zone
>>149861111Hit the showers, loser. We run this shit.
green gives up too many homers
>>149861152He throws too many strikes, it's like he's pitching like a starter while in relief.
>>149860955WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK
>>149861209good thing he's in the NL
Jints getting salty and trying to injure our players now
Itโs another early lead, LOB, starter goes 4, bullpen blows it episode
>>149861036The first time I ever walked around sf I was deebly goncerned the tenderloin was the gay district and didn't want to be going through there.
>>149854734Brewers rotation to start the year was devastated with injuries so much they traded for Quinn Priester. The rotation has come together since mid May.
>>149860955Ahh now I understand the term "gay race communism" republitards use
>hey son wanna play some catch
>submarine arms you the ball
>>149861511we play softball that way
Baseball is inclusive. Baseball is for everyone.
batychads rise up in the second half
BSTYCHAD DID IT FOR DAVID
Do you think professional hitters feel like retards when they take strike three, toss the bat like it's ball four, and then indignantly look up at the replay to see it was in the zone?
>>149861563Even neo-nazis?
>>149860955It makes more sense when you realize leftism is a religion. Fags and trannies are saints. Hetero white people are demons.
>>149861654no, not neo-nazis
all public displays of affection should be banned for it is haram, please be inclusive towards my religion thank you alhamdidullah
>>149861654especially neo-nazis!
>>149861022wtf is heem? dirtbikes or something
I shall simply not reply to politics posters
Absolute bomb from Heiny!
>6 RBI by the bottom 3
Now just imagine if Vladdy was slapping
The Mariner won the west in the sweltering summer of '01
>Dodgers' record against teams that are above .500
Kek, it's kino!
>>149861690Where's the small planes tho?
>>149861796I traded Vlad for PCA in mid May and never looked back. Dude tripped over himself to click accept. I think it took 7 minutes.
Holy shit Torrens not even waiting for the bullpen to ruin this game
>my Jints :(
gg Jays. Cya tomorrow for the sweep
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>out of challenges
>still able to challenge
>cope challenge
Series win! GG Jints, see ya tomorrow
Iโm on the fire Mendoza and make Gibbons the manager train this guyโs a fucking retard
Any time a call โstandsโ one umpire should be sacrificed to moloch right there on the field
Buster gotta let Pat the fuckin Bat go. This is just sad.
he was safe they just didn't want to play anymore
>>149862218Fair enough. I'd concede to against The Hoff
>>149862161Gibby is a good offensive manager, but I don't think he'd be making better bullpen decisions than Mendoza lol
>>149862286Based kino enjoyer
>>149862302Fire Mendoza reactionaries are Reddit. Game is only tied rn because Torrens is a literal retard.
>>149862246don't puff the hoff
>"I hope you're an early riser for tomorrows game"
>its at noon EST
Hazel obviously is not a morning person
why are we watching a booth interview and not baseball metsbuddies???
#RAPEDAVIDSTEARNS
#RAPECARLOSMENDOZA
>>149862060>>149862115>>149862120Why yall niggas acting like they can hear yall in thr club house? Yall niggas on 4chan yall.
>>149862521It's fellate David day. Nothing the Mets' booth likes more than fresh cock to suck on
TIL that Eric Lauer is still in the majors
>>149862578>yallback to read-it
>>149862578every baseball player is on /mlb/
ever notice how people don't whistle with their fingers anymore? odd
i'm sure he's a nice guy.
>>149862780>this gets your number retired in New york
>>149862706>>149862780This place was a lot better before you posted 400 times a day
>>149862706Now they just squeal like girls. I blame xenoestrogens in the food and water.
>>149862899Not everyone can be Winky
>>149863291His newest thing is making Frank the Tank seethe
>take a walk
The mest start losing
>take a shit
The mest start losing
>watch the game attentively
The mest start losing
Stay away from downed power lines
>>149863808>Stay away from downed power linesIn civilized societies power lines are buried.
>>149862706i never learned how. want to teach me? i would love to make a ruckus
How did the jints make it past .500?
wtf why wouldn't Neto just gone to 2nd?
The league isn't ready for a fully healthy Mike Trout
YOU CAN DO IT OTTO
YOU CAN DO IT OTTO
HELP EACH OTHER OUT
THAT'LL BE OUR MOTTO
We are 2/5ths of the way to no tho.
>>149862780Would he have been a one team guy without the injuries?
No point in even watching with Garrett in. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Schwarber is going to get so much money in FA lol
>>149864322Amir Garrett is still playing? wtf
>doro comes to San Diego to give them their most dominant win over the Dodgers
>now doro comes to New York to curse the Mets so the Padres will be a higher seed in the wild card
>>149864380poodrepacos are so cucked that they can't even think about challenging for the division in fucking july
PLEASE JUST FIRE DUSTY WATHAN
FUCKING FIRE HIM ALREADY
>>149864367It's not funny
>>149864367why would i watch shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run? it's legitimately shitty to watch right now unless yams or may are on the hill.
How is r/baseball coping with this?
>>149864409I'd personally think about making sure we are in the postseason and then have expectations for the division once moves are made and standings shift enough to show it realistically will actually happen.
>>149864426Dusty Wathan is unironically the worst 3rd base coach I've ever seen.
>>149864429I assume faggy redditors would love the heckin underdog good boy leafs beating trumps yankees but I'm projecting since I've never been there
>>149864429berds sandwiching the east
>>149864466Trump is a Red Sox fan now thou
>>149864455Where's his hat
The Cincinatti Red Thighhighs.
>Happy Gilmore 2
For what fucking purpose?
>>149864558he was so excited he threw it into the stands
>>149864654supposedly adam sandler legitimately wants to make it
It's too early in the day for Late Night LaMonte
>>149864654Because Julie Bowen is a milf now
Nimmo needs to find himself here
>>149864654cause Sandler hasn't got enough dreck on his IMDB page yet
stand by for Waterboy 2, Billy Madison 2, Uncut Gems 2, The Longest Yard 2.5, Little Nicky 2, 16 Crazy Nights, Anger Management 2 with a Holographic Jack Nicholson, etc, ad nauseum
I love hags so much it's unreal
>>149864826We need Big Daddy 2 though
>>149864822Terrible ab :(
Everyone on this team needs to fucking kill themselves
>>149864853sure we do, Champ, I'll just add that to the list
>lead off double
>7,8, and 9 hitters up next
just fucking bunt 3 times
will someone please fuck this guy's boricua ass already? I'm tired of hearing about it
>>149865034I missed the boat on that meme but I guess it has something to do with gay Mets?
>>149865076It's doypacos projecting that all Mets fans are gay Puerto Ricans
Who are the yellow-skinned 'toids?
>>149865064whatever happened to mookie
>>149863869Sounds like a pain to fix especially if there's an earthquake
>>149865125That's jaundice, they should proceed to the nearest Urgent Care Center immediately
>>149865136Poor 128lb Mookie... wtf happened, space aids?
>>149865102Kek doyerpacos seething
step right up and GAPE the mest!
TAYLOR WARD TIES IT WITH HIS 100TH CAREER HOME RUN
>>149865277>blows lead to the Anaels kek
>>149865277You got beat by the shit angels bitch nigga
ADELL
BACK TO BACK HOMERS
HALOS TAKE THE LEAD
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Alright bros give it to me straight. The Dodgers still have this right?
>>149865345Angels aren't shit this year. They're just mediocre.
>>149865336>>149865345this is who you are replying to
doyerpacos just keep seething kek
>>149865391people will get mad at Taijaun for giving up 2 runs ffs, when the offense legitimately fucked up runners on 2nd and 3rd with no outs
>>149865400That lil nigga has more swag than i do..
>>149865430Well yea youโre a forty year old man whoโs been posting awoos on /sp/ for a decade
>>149865430Sex
With
A
Guy
I'm sure you have him beat by a mile
>>149865277i knew i should have waited before posting this
>>149865345Why are my angels catching strays? Keep your east coast drama away from us.
>>149865454>Recker!Why did he post this?
NETO
WE DONT TAKE ON 3-0 COUNTS
>>149865487Dusty Wathan is a baseball terrorist
>>149865076>>149865102Mets fans are literally gay tho
for the love of god someone fuck his boricua ass already
It's currently a sad state of affairs in the shanty town of boricuamest
>>149865512Not denying that I just don't have time to read every thread and I wanted to be in on the joke
>>149865512Same goes for Puerto Ricans
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>>149865102for me, it's calling all Mets fans jewish
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
poodrepacos can't stop thinking and posting about the dodgers lol
>>149865571These would be cool teams
Who is your favorite Met refugee?
>>149865567>save historyWhat does that even mean?
no joe davis on my broadcast
the Mets should be applauded for their bravery not mocked, you backward idiots.
>>149865611This. #solidarity.
If the Mets lose during David's number retirement day... what a disgrace.
>>149865571Are there even Indians in Cleveland?
>>149865603>Our mission is to end archaeological resource crime on Tribal lands.sounds like some liberal bullshit
>>149865626Is the Phanatic a potential Blue Jay?
>>149865636artifact piracy is a real crime that even the King of England can't get away with anymore
>>149855084>ai generated Boone lineup for todayโs gameI simply wonโt be watching.
>>149865629Cleveland, the famous English word! Of course there are it's a Native American word.
>>149865659The real crimes is showing they lived in the stone age and lived in huts like fucking beavers. Libs want you to think everyone was equal.
all you met haters are going to feel really stupid in a few minutes
>>149865673That's all of Boone's lineups. It's time for Yankees "baseball".
POLLY TICKS INLOVE POLLY TICKS POST MORE ABOUT POLLY TICKS
>>149865735>C-Town Now dats a real new yorkuh
Holy fuck Boston fucking sucks how do you swing that
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go Sneks
Welcome to the show pussy ass bitch!
>>149865775I'M GOIN 2 DA STOAH YU WANT ANNYTHIN FRUM OUSSIDE?
>>149864429>boston not lastnot well buddy
KEK ONE JOTO!
also kek at mestfags thinking that foul ball was a homerun
also kek at the mest booth seething at the called timeout
Youโre a faggot cocksucker AJ that ball is gone on any day at Wrigley. God I hope you die prematurely
>>149865893Damn we got cucked by the sneks of all teams
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>>149865908This obsessed kek
BACK TO BACK JAX IN CHI TOWN!!!
TUCKโEM
>>149865064>sheehan on the hill>no dookie buttswish they would drop teo's handicapped ass but this is an improvement. dodgers win 4-3
LOL MEST
GET FUCKED BORICUAFAGS
Pete hit a dinger please.
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.
I hope that umpire and his family get raped
ITS TIME! Fuck my boricua ass!
>>149865928If it makes you feel better when I wanna look up my football team I have to type AZ first or else Google thinks I'm talking about your berds.
What a disgrace! The Mets lose on David Wright's retirement day! This core should be ashamed of itself!
>>149865947Still watching anything but the dodgers kek
>red leggings
>red birds
lol
>you want to sell your farm system for geno
>>149865964Dun worry next may when they still have to pay Bobby's salary they can beat cinci
gg resd I will be killing that home plate umpie thou
>>149865958It's your karmic justice for having a culturally appropriated team. Also we're getting smacked into sell mode
Does anyone want bad pitchers? We have a few on expiring deals :)
>>149866046why did the runner get moved over? balk?
>>149866050Letโs see gib one Donovan and your good bullpen arms for a box of cracker jacks pls
>>149866050Ehhh no, I will take someone that isn't 41 years old or a meme pitcher though. Out of all our starters right meow only good one is Dean an hes struggles lately
>>149866067yes, apparently if the ball goes into the catcher's gear it counts as a balk. Even though it obviously wasn't intentional and should probably be a judgement call
>>149866050I do not like birdfags, but I'm willing to make a temporary truce.
>>149866111Iโve never understood this, how is this meant to be an advantage for the fielding team?
>>149866111would love to have seen the old-timey shenanigans that led to that dumb fuckin rule
so, the tigers have been exposed as fruads, finally
one consistent starting pitcher (skubal), one good reliver (vest) and only three good hitters (torres, greene, keith), tork, baez, mckinstry are ass and regressing big time back to the mean, they were just getting lucky and imo they will be a wild card exit, they have a big enough lead they should win the division but dont count ount an implosion and not even making the playoffs
>>149866131Fren <33<(^-^<)
>>149866140i guess in theory the catcher could hide the ball and then pretend it got away then throw out someone trying to take an extra base. Which is why it should be a judgement call and take into account intention and not just be a blanket rule.
can trout play the field at all or is he dh4lyfe now
>>149866180he's deeznuts4lyfe
Admit it, it would be fucking hilarious if us brewGODS swept LA back to back
>>149866163please do not insult tork the pork
>literal first game back from the all star break
>mookie is annoyed he still can't hit and needs ANOTHER day off
>>149866131Watch it, toots!
>>149866163>imo they will be a wild card exitthey'll get the wild card bye, then get swept in the alds
>>149866198why would this be hilarious? dodgers record greatly outpaces their quality and brew crew has nutty pitching
>>149866198Itโs be hilarious but our genny would be a seething wasteland for at least 48 hours
>>149866131fuck oriolesbro, mary cardsbro, kill jaysbro
>>149866198It would be very funny yes
>>149866201i hope he has a steak and hgh ice cream for dessert. weak little BITCH
>>149866243I'm like one of the rare oriole fans here I think, least it feels like it. O.O;
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>nationals need rain delay and juiced balls to have a chance to beat my Chadres
Sad! What happened to fleecing us with Woods and CJ. Bad bad look, curly Walgreens fans.
>>149866174Give us Rutschmann, Sugano, and Westburg for free.
>>149866203I hope all birdfags go 0-162.
>>149866242no it wouldn't, we'd still be here for angels posting (at least us white fans)
Letโs go! Cubbies! Pile it on!
>>149866315Give it up for dem cubbies!
>>149866310did i miss something? there's like 2 angel fans left, i am one of them and i'm not white. So half of this fanbase isn't white.
>>149866300Sugano really hasn't done much since May, chu can have but not adley since rookie contract still on westy says wanys to stay with us :3
>>149866298last time they tried to use a rain delay against the padres, they got no hit by Dylan Cease. those DC loonies have no idea what they're doing.
>>149866352oh, hello non-white angel fan. sorry, did not mean to insult. i did not know there were any non-white dodger/angel double-fister sisters
Oh well, it was a nice ceremony for Wright at least
>>149866398>same city two teamies fans that are not part of a shitposting broship
attaboy brujie attaboy dansby
attaboy brujie attaboy dansby
>>149866466attagirl brujina attagirl dansbina
Welcome the zain. Dial. The World. My silly self
>>149866436I donโt think there are that many dual-alliance socal boys desu. My guess would be like 25% of each fanbase?
>buschie, tuckie
>dansbie
>WE GOT THE POWER
>WE GOT THE SPEED
>runner on 1st and 2nd with no outs
>7, 8, 9 hitter next
there's not going to be a single bunt, will there?
>Yanks, Doyers and Phillies all looking flaccid
What happened? I thought they were supposed to be dangerous teams
>>149866563All any team needs to do is make the playoffs
>>149866563Overpaid, overfed, overslurped, underproducers
throw a fucking strike bachman wtf are you afraid of
Tuckerโs swing is pretty unorthodox all things considered
>>149866088>good bullpen armslol
>>149866100>someone that isn't 41 years old or a meme pitcherlol
>Aaron Judge when he has to hit off a lefty with a career ERA of 5.6
>barves announcers don't count the steroid era
Based.
Sure, he got the RBI, but Johan Rojas should bunt every time he's at bat, no matter what the situation.
liverwurst sandwiches are fucking delicious
>>149866610no thats when he has to make a routine catch on the biggest stage
>>149866617Is he related to Miguel Rojas?
all these weakminded pitchers fucking walking everyone
>>149866634>liverwurstthats the wurst part of the liver.
Angel bros I donโt feel so good
>>149866660angels aint it
>>149866660Fermin and Bachman are fucking pussies jesus fucking christ how embarassing
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>>149866666rare win for the dbags. ill allow it
He'll never win it, but Schwarber should be in the MVP race.
FERMIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY
TAKE HIM THE FUCK OUT
FUCK YOU RAY
why do some chinese players like shota have dark skin? mongolian dna?
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
IT'S HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAAIN
ANAHEIM ANGELS
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
>>149866725>another NL DH MVPUndeserving, same as the chink
PUT THE BALL IN PLAY AND LET THE YANKEES SELF INFLICT HARM
>>149866778Who deserves it more?
>giant black person mopping their pit sweat with a towel in philly on live television
hot out there, phanatics?
>>149866833There was never a DH mvp in the history of baseball until Manfred changed rules for othani. The first one ever being in the NL is a disgrace. These two wouldnโt even have had jobs in the national league four years ago.
>>149866889And no one's hit 50/50 before either ya seething faggot
>>149866889Answer the question faggot. Who deserves it more?
>>149866920Lindor deserves it because he has a good smile!
>>149866889keep crying boomer
>>149866889Nah they would, they'd just be really shitty 1st basemen
The red sox are really gonna end the year ahead of the stankees huh
>>149866385Go back to LA ya fuckin Doyerpaco.
Wardyboy with another RBI
I will say of my angels this year, it never feels like they're out of any game.
>>149866933He deserves it for finally resembling a human being and losing that awful hair which made him look like a horrendous freak
phillies 'bout to blow another lead
>>149866916>muh shoehorned DH stolen base record that also only happened because of rule changes >>149866920Suarez or PCA currently, maybe even Suzuki
>>149866950Ohtani would not be a Dodger if Manfred didnโt change the rules. He would not be playing first base lmao.
digits and barves get another three runs
>first walk for Michael Harris since May 16th
how do you even do that
>>149866889i don't like the NL DH but it's part of the game now so let's stop being retarded about it. put up insane numbers as DH and i don't have a problem with it. i also don't have a problem with a pitcher getting MVP + cy young, though modern pitch count limits mean that will never be something we ever have to debate again
>>149867016the radio lied to me, it was actually May 18th
>>149867007So is your mom but instead of a lead it's my cock!
>>149867010>stolen base record that also only happened because of rule changesWhy couldn't anyone else do it
Halos fags back in the closet where they belong
Yankees are just constant comedy lmao
>>149867010>PCABe serious
>>149867094Who is this meant to fool?