Thread 149859171

Eberl masterclass edition

>>149859171 (OP)
Have the frauenshaft thought of not getting red cards?

>important game
>choke
name a more iconic duo.

>>149859290
>Germany
>Loosing world wars
Lell

>>149859171 (OP)
"whitest and most german /bundes/ team"
Bremenanon doesnt want you to see this

>>149858507
jesus christ. is this why these tranny dykes are being pushed so hard by our radical left freak media?

>>149859327
>>149859280
jt ?? that you?

>>149859280
now they playing their best match of the tournament

wär von euch ist das

yeah, I'm done eating Döner, slop shit made by subhumans

>>149859873
take the döner pizza pill

bruh just shoot it into the corner, the women's keepers are so short

Frauenfußball is so comical. The kind of mistakes they made, you usually only see this shit at AFCON

>die französinnen nehmen den ball schlampig an
die muss weg!!! das geht so nicht

>>149860812
Jule Brand is totes adorbz tho i wish she would have my children

>>149859340
wtf are you on about? that’s a perfectly normal looking female
fucking kys

>>149858823
It's a Doppelbestrafung only because it's a Tätlichkeit which warrants a red card outside the penalty area too. Had she commited a "normal" foul (i.e. yellow card outside the box), a red card would have never been an option. I have tried to explain that to you countless times, but you seem to be too stubborn to get the rule

>It's a Doppelbestrafung only because
yeah thanks for the confirm, I accept your concession

>>149863037
for me it felt like she was just trying to hold her and just got into her hair by accident (and because it's that long)

jumped to the right every single time award

>>149863812
well, statistically, she's not wrong

Yessss go schland!
Däbritz almost blew it for >us but she's so pretty that I can forgive, nüsken looked like a nazi after she redeemed she self heh

stupid lesbians

>Getting kicked out by Spain just like the ManShaft
POWERFUL sign of equality

>asspain next
VGH

149859337
how in the world did you go from >Werder hates Germans to >woah they’re only in the top six for Germans within their squad in the bundes (even despite ignoring the four Austrians) you fucking pathetic mongo?

n0er this doesnt have to do anything with that
im just deboonking your claim from the last thread where you LIED about Brewomen being the whitest and germanest team in bundes

are you calling me mentally ill?

>>149864260
our fraushaft isn't as weak mind like the nagercucks

maybe on planet retard

>>149864721
Löw enteiert that team
Don't blame Jule, he actually impr0ved things in that reggard

da kennst du dicj perfekt aus oder? xD

>>149864780
for>>149864747

Billionaire Club gets the fell for it again award
>>149864310
>arguing with HIV mongo
First time in /bundes/

>>149859873
Why do you still go to the Dönermann? I haven't eaten a Döner in a decade or so because I'm too disgusted by the muslims selling it

>>149865096
You are a mongo.

>>149865211
go to Poldi then

I usually make my own with frozen lahmacun bread and self made sauce with ayran

>>149865351
There's a "Poldi" Mangal Döner nearby. Every single worker there is either a turk or arab. I would never walk in there

>>149865445
i only approve of Mekkafood
actually resembles the real deal

149864391
I knew the H0denh0m squad was more German, which is why I said Werder had "one of the most German..." you fucking mongo. learn to read

>>149865583
>one of the most German..."
>isnt even in the top 5
+ my f0t ch0 didnt even account for the countless """german"" Bremutts! and after new calculations its only 8 germans out of 30! SAD!

you love continuelsy getting your little ass spanked by me, huh

pathetic obsession

>noooooooooo please leave me alone!
>i must spread my lies unpunished!!

ahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha

yeah I am certainly so fucking mad about how much of a mongo you are holy shit lmaooooo

>lmaooooo
youre fucking seething ahahahaha

the beer the beer the beer

yeah sure
https://youtu.be/AGWMUSs42M8?si=D7wGbUFctW8iYQw1

mach dir nix draus :*

Klara bühl kinda cute but she's the same height as me :/

>be me in interview with german hiring manager
>she is talking about her management philosophy
>"i haff trust in my employeez but trust iz impossible to get bach ven somewan makes a miztake"
Why are Germans like this?

>>149868004
create an invite link for your bestbundes kicker league por favor

>>149868054
https://www.kicker.de/managerspiel/interactive/se-k00022025/group?joinByToken=2HVmRFnudqkJ1meGpUHJuEsmeSpfvFZ4KDxawVz

>>149868100
thank you very much ösi menace

>>149867888
Her boyfriend's name is Simeon Stiefvater ("step dad").

GuMo

GuMo ihr schizos

>>149859171 (OP)
It's always hilarious to me that people born in western countries with papers and access to anything they want to do in the world, and they end up like losers like this.
And it's not an exception,most people,.most natives, in rich countries are fucking losers
Walk into Germany see a native German driving a Punto
Walk into America see a native white unable to finish high school and lives In a trailer park
Fuck yourselves, losers
I can deliver packages for Amazon or do CNC and I'm ten times the average German or American and I'm walking in without the language
Clowns
Why do I speak English better than 98 percent of Americans and it's my second language and I was a mech engineering major?
It's because you're all pathetic losers

>>149876295
That's because you won the war.

>>149876394
Samuel-Germain Kinduelu Mbangula Tshifunda

after watching like 10 mins of frauen(?)fußball yesterday, i can say with confidence that "our" ""girls"" are going to get destroyed by the spanish menace

pretty sure everyone said that before the France match as well but here we are. in Wück I trust

>10,7 (!) Mio. Menschen haben am Samstagabend das Elfer-Drama der deutschen Frauen-Nationalmannschaft im EM-Viertelfinale gegen Frankreich im ZDF vor dem TV verfolgt – und damit für eine Quotenexplosion gesorgt.
who watches this shit-bros

>>149877266
Fette Sau should take notes.

evidently many people do
what I struggle to understand is why that makes you seethe so hard

>>149876708
obviously you didn't watch a minute of the Spain game otherwise you wouldn't say this, lol

doesn't make me "seethe", it's pure comedy at this point. everybody pretende like there are the best professionals that Germany has to offer at the Säbenerstraße. meanwhile it's slapstick grade incompetence.

Both Spain and Germany female teams are pretty terrible and Kreisklasse-level but Spain has more players because they didn't get all those unnecessary yellow and red cards.

Werderbros this is going to be our year I can feel it

I have decided to return to the bed

I was wondering, how there was no webm anywhere to be found, but after looking at the scene, I guess, I expected too much being used to WNBA-webms.

>>149878379
That shouldn't be a red also niggers have disgusting hair

>>149878379
when I read about the hairpull I thought she half ripped that bitches skull off, this is nothing.

>>149877266
here we go big money move incoming. look at those juicy numbers

>>149877266
after seeing Wahi play against the mighty FSV Frankfurt yesterday I suddenly don't think this is a good idea

>>149878442
It's not "nothing", but compared to the WNBA it's tame.

>>149878462
Thinking back to the time the DFB-logo there stems from, that photo is HIGHLY problematic.

>>149877266
Please include Darwin Nunez in the deal somehow.

>>149877266
did some Gremium in the past reject a transfer, at all?

>>149877266
lol
Etikette will flop hard and Wirtz will keep getting injured by EPL Neger brutes

kek Bayern fans are so mad cuz Liverpool managed to improve their (admitedly bit shit) squad
Diaz isn't getting any cheaper now btw

>>149879275
>Bayern is going to finance Liverpool's Rodrygo move instead of going for him themselves, right after getting cucked by Liverpool and Wirtz
>Negerkusen paid 40m for Liverpool's mutt defender that sat on the bench all season and accepted a buy-back clause in case he gets his shit together
How did Bundesliga sink so low

>>149879275
>Wie die „Bild“ berichtet

>>149878462
was this a red?

>>149877266
FLEECED
Krösche is a magician, holy shit

>>149879275
>second breakfast of the day done
>blood pressure 180
it's transfer time

>>149880172
What makes rich people go to McDonald's? Their burgers are still on the level of 1980's or worse and there's good burger joints that don't use disgusting, frozen, flavorless mystery meat patties in every town

manchmal ist der ranzige fraß einfach genau das was man braucht
finds auch nicht gut aber es ist wie es ist

>>149877266
Literally the Kane fee, lol
PL clubs are mad

>>149879275
Because the last Liverpool winger they bought worked out so well.

>>149878481
Thats why we got Johnny B in
Either way happy we scammed Liverpoop, with that money we can buy 2-3 players

>>149880374
Kane is burnt up at the end of the contract
Ekitike can play for 10 years or generate a big transfer fee if Liverpool sells

>>149877266
Keine Rückerstattung

PL clubs literally just throw money at a wall hoping something sticks
Thank God they all have shit management lul

Angeblich hat sie sich verheddert. Die Haare sind schuld. Warum hat die Schwarze auch so komische Haare. Gerade im Sport ist das gefährlich.

>>149880566
>Afrikanische "Frauen"

the great thing about all the petulance and incompetence at Bayern is that Karl and Wanner might get a chance

everybody join the 2. bundes kicker league!!
>>149868100
>>149868100

nö

Nearly 100 mil for Hugo
Do EPlel teams have no scouting departments?

>>149859327
>American
>spells losing as "loosing"
name a more iconic duo

>>149881036
Successfully picked the best out of Gyökeres, Isak, Woltemade, Sesko and Ekitike

>>149881017
we need some people to dethrone Melody!!

>>149881011
nö, where was the Frauen-Euro managerspiel?

>>149881001
Wanner is a natural born loser

>>149881001
>buyern so incompetent they are actually going to play white germans in the year of our lord 2025

>Jetzt geht auch Oliver Kahn (56) unter die TV-Experten!
>Der frühere Welttorhüter und Bayern-Boss hat einen Vertrag bei Sky unterschrieben. Erst einmal für ein Jahr und 15 Folgen im „Triple – Hagedorn Fußball Talk“ (jeden Donnerstag in den Champions-League-Wochen). Mit Moderator Riccardo Basile (33) wird er über die aktuellen Themen diskutieren

>>149881794
works for bremädchen

>>149859873
Last time i ate this crap it was twice as big and half the price

>>149881885
Kahn is one of the most boring TV-Experten ever. The exact opposite of what he was as a player. Extremely disappointing and soulless

>>149879788
Buli resterampe, liverpool hat kein bock mehr auf einen spieler? Bayern nimmt ihn für 75 , keine probleme
Sollten shartwin pooñez für 90 noch dazu nehmen

>>149880368
Das problem ist halt, wenn der inder, der hinter der bürgerablage im mcdohnals steht sich erst mit dem zeigefinger am arschloch rumpoppelt und dannach das pattie runterfällt und er es mit jenem finger aufhebt und du es dann isst

>>149881957
NAPOLI didn't even want to pay 40m for Nunez and told Leberpool to fuck off after countless negotiations lol

>>149881983
darauf stehst du oder?

>Xhaka to Inter
Here we go

>>149882406
B00bros

lol

>>149876516
einer für unsere Bremänner?

>>149882868
Ekitike is winning a CL before Mbappe

you went pretty quickly from >chuddies are stalking >our friendlies to obsessively posting about the latest Werder friendly huh?

>>149884212
Stop samefagging it's trite and contrived sad!

>>149882001
Eboarl kriegt den safe für 80-90
>>149882151
Ich liebe es(tm)

SCHEISS AFD SCHEISS AFD

>>149885016
Interruption of political discourse with the only real opposition brought to you by governmend-funded television and a government-funded communist "artist" group.

>>149885165
lmao

>>149885016
le heckin kindergarten-niveau

>>149884260
pick Zunullweiner or no ballz

>>149885748
man that dog could have done damage, thank dog he just nipped and then dipped

>>149885748
>Gooning on my Twitter page at 11pm

>>149886101
0 wuz checking to see if you had unblocked me :/

>>149886190
>This is how xe spends xis/her freitag nacht

did you two go down on each other once you met or did it take some time to establish boundaries?

>>149886759
Yes

>>149886759
No

Kuranyi Bart war ne Machtdemonstration

>Florian Wirtz (22) hat sein Debüt im Trikot des FC Liverpool gegeben!
>Der Neuzugang von Bayer Leverkusen stand bei einem Testspiel ohne Zuschauer gegen Stoke City am Sonntag-Nachmittag erstmals für die „Reds“ auf dem Platz.
>Beim 5:0 – Sieg gegen den englischen Zweitligisten spielte Wirtz die ersten 45 Minuten, zur Halbzeit blieb er wie die gesamte erste Elf in der Kabine. Bei seinem Debüt-Spiel steuerte Wirtz keinen Treffer oder Assist bei.
kek

it was a geheimtest how could they know

GuMo Taxpayer-funded Sommermusik edition

>>149890259
no refunds lol

>>149890878
PL has really overpaid /bundes/ a lot this transfer window.
They have made a net loss.

GuMo
don't forget to join our league! 2 more weeks!

>>149868100
>>149868100

>>149890986
eplel buying all the good players from bundes clubs except Bayern is not a good thing

these Coldplay concert memes are some of the lowest tier shit I’ve ever seen

>>149891397
What does he do?

>>149891448
gets paid

>>149891448
he leits a Gremium and once a year he attends the Oktoberfest

>Im Werben um Caspar Jander macht der VfB Stuttgart so langsam aber sicher ernst. Wie Bild berichtet, haben die Schwaben ein zweites, deutlich verbessertes Angebot für den heiß begehrten Mittelfeldspieler des 1. FC Nürnberg abgegeben. Nachdem die erste Offerte über rund sieben Millionen Euro vom Club abgelehnt wurde, soll das neue Angebot bei über zehn Millionen Euro liegen. Dennoch scheint ein Durchbruch nicht unmittelbar bevorzustehen, da die Franken weiterhin auf ihrer Schmerzgrenze von 15 Millionen Euro beharren
They're getting their own medicine

>>149891525
Good.

>>149891448
lets his Adidas contacts play

buyern

>Es ist ein klarer Fingerzeig, dass der Revierklub auf den Cheftrainer setzt. Das belegen auch weitere Entscheidungen – zum Beispiel im Trainerstab, den Kovac nun sehr stark nach seinen Vorstellungen besetzen kann. Dass Fitness-Guru Shad Forsythe (52), der einen großen Anteil an Deutschlands WM-Erfolg 2014 hatte, gehen musste, soll ein Wunsch von Kovac gewesen sein – den Ricken unmissverständlich unterstützte.
>Es sind auch kleinere Veränderungen, die das Vertrauen des BVB in Kovac unterstreichen. So hat der Kroate darum gebeten, dass die Anzahl der Spinning-Räder deutlich erhöht wird. Er ist ein Verfechter dieser Trainingsmethode, da diese die körperlichen Grundlagen aus seiner Sicht sehr gut unterstützen. Also bestellte der BVB gleich 15 neue Spinning-Räder. Kostenpunkt: rund 1800 Euro pro Rad, insgesamt 27 000 Euro. Weil Kovac darauf besteht, dass die Spieler nicht nur während der Trainingswoche möglichst viel radeln, sondern auch direkt nach den Pflichtspielen auf die Geräte steigen sollen, muss nun ein Transporter die Räder für die Spiele in die Stadien bringen.
Süle bros?

>Vorgänger Nuri Sahin wünschte sich eine riesige LED-Wand für den Trainingsplatz, um dort taktische Dinge mit der Mannschaft zu besprechen. Unter Kovac wird die 150 000 Euro teure Anschaffung kaum mehr verwendet. Aus seiner Sicht muss Taktik im geschlossenen Raum besprochen werden und nicht unter freiem Himmel.

>>149891957
I hate this crap so fucking much bros why pretend it matters what klovac wants or prefers he will be gone in 9 months because the players are bored of his tactics and strict regime

>>149891525
what does this nigga even do
wasn't even a starter at the U21 EM

>>149892121
not when he is on top of the table

*crickets*

Where did the money go tho?

>>149892170
he apparently had a fantastic season at Nürnberg and appears to be the next big thing in the central midfield
only reason he doesn’t start for the u21 is that Martel and Reitz are just the eingespieltere Duo

>>149892509
free coke at the geschäftsstelle

>>149891397
He pretends that Uli is no longer the president

>>149892509
It's just like with Benfica, nobody knows. Their clubs are still shit and get embarrassed in the CL for some reason

>>149891245
>good
They are overpaying by so much, that I don't see, how PL wants to survive financially.

>>149893012
sheikhs, tv money...
even the 20th in the PL could afford Ekitike (if he wanted to go there)

>>149893012
the EPLel is literally and unironically too big to fail by now

ppl just don't appreciate the cost of not having Ekiteike/Woltemade

>>149891422
Lol

>>149893291
>$40M for Frimpong
How will /bundes/ ever recover?

>>149893772
>integral part of Bayer's unbeaten season
>bff with Wirtz, motivated him to not go to Bayern
>20 million under value thanks to a clause
perfect transfer for the neutral bundes fan

qt @bommes:DD

>>149893744
disgusting zionist terrorist schwein

>>149892509
frankfurt wants to build a new multi-purpose arena for years since the waldstadion is not up to the 50k they hold atm for big concerts when it comes to surrounding infrastructure and the arena itself. Eintracht also wants to have a bigger stadium, the dfb campus and their youth academy and teh sarea around it also cost lots of money. Frankufrt in general has and wants to invest lots of money in that area.

>>149894149
So why doesn't the city simply pay for the new arena?

>>149894306
Because Eintracht will be one of the main-users. By putting money in themselves they get some say on the planning as well as running of the arena. They also hope to earn more money by having a bigger stadium. Pledging in money from their side makes the whole more realistic to be done.

>>149894149
>>149894333

>In Herzogenaurach besuchte Schlagerstar Wolfgang Petry (73) auf Einladung einiger Spielerinnen das Trainingslager.
Still got it

>>149893744
>sending the Jew to a club that'll get absolutely slaughtered this season
what did Eberl mean by this

>>149894355
>type your pin
>GIBS

>Amiri wird fortan von Pini Zahavi vertreten. Also von eben jenem Berater, den Uli Hoeneß einst als geldgierigen Piranha bezeichnete. Zahavi ist jemand, der in der Lage ist, seine Klienten absolut prominent auf dem Markt zu präsentieren.
Mainzzzbros...

>>149894809
that'll absolutely slaughter everyone this season*

>>149894827
M1 about to get jewed

>>149894827
Chadmiri just got the number 10 and has already been schwärming of being free from permaded Jonny Bitch and playing with based Hollerchad this season

se queda

>Der kicker berichtet, dass der VfB den Griechen 15 Millionen Euro plus drei Millionen Euro Boni für Konstantelias bietet. PAOK besteht aber wohl auf mindestens 20 Millionen Euro.
Heh

>>149893744
Shalom rabbeh

bin hab jetzt Dynamo-Fan

>>149895152
Was warst du denn zuvor?

>>149894875
hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>149894938
Karma's a bitch

>>149895211
bayern (rot gegen Rassismus)

>>149895248
2 good games against the Austrian and Denmark champs?

>>149894938
it's the Prio Grieche
they'll pay up

>>149895594
they better get a free Ouzo for that price

>>149895316
does the fact that your aufstiegssaison was the weakest in total for like years and years being the only reason you got around another relegation disaster not rustle you jimmies even a little bit?

Why do you guys speak English here

>>149895643
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148622987/#148627933

>>149894827
>Amiri
Zahavi has sunk really low lol
I guess nobody in their right mind takes a 82 year old seriously anymore

I think Uli and Rumenigge are behind all these failures and also now behind the Diaz scam after Uli watched the highlights of Kusen-Pool on youtube
they will put all the blame on the pig Eberl, he's getting fired in the next month

I think Uli wants to Liverpool eins auswischen by """"stealing their "famous" winger"""" by throwing money at him (fuck you, we have more money than you!!!)
obviously Liverpool would love nothing more than having Wirtz getting 80% financed by Bayern by selling them a 29yo winger

>>149895779
meds

>>149895736
Not sure what you mean by the Diaz scam but Eberl is out of his depth at Bayern and additionally to that no Sportdirektor can succeed as long as Uli keeps giving interviews that claim the exact opposite of what the "guy in charge" said. Hoeness has become cancerous

>>149895651
To include foreign frens :)

>>149895651
so we can spy on them

>>149895651
filters low iq posters

>>149895803
>Not sure what you mean by the Diaz scam
a 29yo winger who got most of his goals last season thanks to being played as a striker is not worth 90mio

Bayern should buy Raphinha instead
That would be a statement

LMAO so Barca can't even register Garcia unless ter Stegen gets shoulder surgery now and Barca would get 80% of his wages "back" by La Liga due to injury insurance. You can't make this shit up. What a clown club

>>149895822
I said this before, Diaz is a really bad deal even at 70m. Eze (and no Woltemade this year or ever) would make much more sense although he's not a winger

>>149895862
>Upsa and Rudeiger IV

kek that would be hilarious

>>149895862
Hopefully this is true. The only reason Upa didn't get to embarrass himself for the millionth time last season was because he was injured during the CL knockout stages. It's hilarious that he's asking for like 17m a season for his contract extension

>Der VfB Stuttgart ist schon vor knapp zwei Wochen in die Vorbereitung auf die neue Saison gestartet, doch noch sind nicht alle Spieler wieder zurück. Nick Woltemade fehlt weiterhin - und ist auch auf dem offiziellen Mannschaftsfoto für die neue Saison nicht zu sehen.

Either the let him go or he'll sit on the bench until the next transfer window opens.

>>149896269
They can't afford that. It's just the agent getting back at Stuttgart because they were not even willing to talk to Bayern after their 55m + 10% sell-on offer which was more than fair (too much in my opinion)

>>149896269
>Nick Woltemade fehlt weiterhin
nothingburger, the u21 players are slowly coming back from vacation

>>149896356
he was training on his own today

>>149896260
how do you manage to be this wrong every time all the times?

>>149896392
>Upa sucks in big games, especially CL knockouts
>b-but he's good against bundes shitters!1!!11!!
how low is your IQ?

>>149896435
>especially CL knockouts
>because he was injured during the CL knockout stages

>>149895795
my neger you have to take so many meds believe me you probably should just kys

>>149896392
What's your point? Bundesliga is no longer competitive. Dortmund wouldn't do better than 15th place United in the PL. Bayern is the only club who can be taken seriously, the rest of Bundes is 3rd tier internationally. Bayern's season starts in the quarter finals of the CL and that's exactly when useless shitters like Upa start to show what they're worth: nothing

>>149896452
>was shit for the three previous CL knockout stages
>b-but he would have been good this time!!11!!1!!!

Maybe if Dortmund back world famous England U21 megastar James McAtee they might finally become competitive. He's available for a mere cheeky £35M. But hey, it's their league to lose.

>>149896468
I just need a hug from you :(

>>149896494
desu Dortmund beat Barca, PSG and played in a CL final more recently than Buyern
be humble

>>149896510
Dortmund isn't even ambitious enough to "risk" a €40m transfer, they've officially set their limit at 30m no matter how many 120m negers they sell. That's all you need to know about that cuck club. Not even Atletico is that pathetic

>>149896528
"handed a CL trophy to Real"-award

>>149896590
not really
it was a decently close game that both could have won

>>149896607
and what trophy did that get them

>>149896565
I saw somewhere that it says on the Eintracht Frankfurt website that the club's actual ethos is only about acquiring players and them selling them on to bigger clubs for profit

>>149896607
>reusfirstthirtyseconds.webm

>>149896607
Rückrunden Edin was let down by Ademimi and Müllkrug, they've won on xG

>Xavi bei Chelsea im Gespräch
dodged yet another bullet again bazibros

>>149896699
>bankroll the Wirtz transfer with Diaz
>bankroll the Xavi transfer with Nkunku

>>149896513
you come here into my sweaty armpit

the Grey Goose

>>149896617
It's unironically because of Hitler because he used to think big, that's always portrayed as a sin in every nazi documentary which is laughable. The radical left german press has been forcing this for decades. Everyone who thinks big now is labeled as "größenwahnsinnig" so there is no ambition, just cuckold thinking where you keep your head down, you're just expected to do your job, shut up and be average. Never try to be the best. Anyone who tries moves to america

Who even is a good player anymore?

In Australia, July is typically the coldest month of the year. While the winter solstice (shortest day of the year) occurs in June, it takes time for the land and oceans to cool down, resulting in the lowest average temperatures in July.

While Queensland does experience a winter season in July, it's generally mild compared to other regions of Australia and the world. The "coldest" month in Queensland, like Brisbane, still sees average maximum temperatures between 11°C and 21°C, with nights occasionally dipping to around 9°C. This is due to Queensland's location and climate patterns, which include a dry season that can lead to warmer days and cooler nights.

>>149897066
We have the same thing here though too, it's really more to do with being a cuck vassal of the US who want everyone weak and dependent.

>>149895651
ZE RULES ARE ZE RULES

>>149859853
what a fag lol

>Virkus über Neuhaus: „Bin kein nachtragender Mensch“
GuMo

>Nach den Deals mit Routinier Lorenz Assignon (25) und den Talenten Noah Darvich (18) und Lazar Jovanovic (18) ist auf der Zugangsseite beim VfB Stuttgart zuletzt wenig passiert. Auch, weil Stuttgart ein 30-Millionen-Euro-Quartett noch nicht loswird – und damit die Kohle für Neuzugänge fehlt!
GuMo

>>149900694
Two more weeks unironically

>>149859171 (OP)
>blundershitga

>>149900694
Silas, Chase, Vagnomongo,… who is the fourth player in the Quartett? he must be worth €25m at least if they’re looking to sell all four for 30

GuMo
comfy autumn rain during summer, but still a bit too warm imo

>>149900940
Milot

>>149901196
ah yes, forgot about him
that makes sense then

>>149894827
yeah I’d want to leave the club too if I had to play with that disgusting low iq mutt Hollerbitch

>Xhaka to Sunderland
wew

>>149902052
Why is everyone leaving Negerkusen?

>>149902062
he doesnt want to feel like eminem

>>149893955
t. Muhummud al-Bottropi

>Honorat verlängert bis 2029 in Gladbach
Don Rollo does it again!!!

>>149903178
Welcome to ?

>>149903251
deep misery that's for sure
should have stayed in his bavarian hugbox. Sandro Wagner at Augsburg could have taken care of him

>>149902052
Why does he do that?

>>149903413
LA FC seems to be one of the candidates, I can't imagine Müller being happy in the LA Metro area.

>>149903420
I assume Negerkusen is an absolute shitshow behind the scenes and ten Haag is a fraud. Basel can't/won't pay what they are asking for and Sunderland is a pretty interesting project.

>>149903420
he said he is too old to participate in another rebuild
lowkey think he knows Rolfes will fail

>Renato Veiga wird wohl nicht zum FC Bayern in die Bundesliga wechseln.
Literally who?

>>149902200
Not him, but it's totally ok to hate both muzzies and subversive kikes.

>>149903420
Because he was the only non-african left besides the goalkeeper and Sunderland can't be worse than Leverkusen

Xhaka knows that Rolfes has lost the plot and that ten hag is a fraud

>>149903466
Oh yeah that's very possible. That's the nail in the coffin of the Leverkusen post Xavi/Wirtz project.
Yeah it's too early to return to Basel as he still got 2-3 seasons left before joining the MLS and from there back to Basel.

>>149903578
Augsburg legend

>>149903578
>>149903767
gotta admire the hustle on that agent

Anime

>>149902052
>from Bundesliga 2nd to Championship play-off winner
grim, this league is done

>>149902200
What happens in Bottrop?

>>149904106
Kriegst auf Kopp drop

>>149904106
Movie Park?

>Oettinger macht über 150 Jahre alte Brauerei dicht
Luxury beer bros it's over

>>149904106
Tetraeda,

>33 years old
>contract goes for three more years
>125kpw wages
Rolfes is a genius if he moves that off the books

>>149868100
>0 (zero) new peepo have joined so far

>>149904106
Bottropp-kirchhellen da ist immer stau

>>149901148
It rained like three werks straight here

>>149903466
They are hiding in rio currently. Bayer had spendierhosen on

>>149904790
huh? rained fairly heavily yesterday and on- and off today but for most of the year so far it’s been incredibly dry

>does nothing
>wins

>>149904936
but enough about your gf's pussy

>>149904958
It's between them and Stuttgart. Eintracht was too greedy and sold

>>149905005
they got de Jonny for cheap tho, if they reinvest into Doan and maybe a real good DM I still think they are in a pretty good spot

>Auf der Suche nach Verstärkung für die kommende Saison hat Borussia Dortmund offenbar einen vereinslosen Nationalspieler ins Visier genommen.
>Wie das Portal "sportscasting.com" erfahren haben will, steht der Argentinier Nicolás Tagliafico auf dem Zettel des BVB. Demnach haben bereits Gespräche zwischen dem Revierklub und dem Linksverteidiger stattgefunden.
Still the starting LB for Argentina

>>149905127
another player for an overcrowded position award

>>149905201
Bensebaini will play CB until Schlotterbeck returns. In a Dreierkette
That leaves Svensson and Tagliafico for the LB position

>>149904936
Where do you live crackfurt?

>>149905032
Man utd conni klappt wohl net mehr :(

another one bites the dust
F

>>149905032
It's ridiculous that one of Bayern's most important players does never play because the Neger coach desperately wants to be another Pep and once he gets fired at the end of the season for failing in the CL again Bayern will need to buy another holding six which will eat up the whole transfer budget

>>149905462
next chud down

>>149905127
>Nicolás Tagliafico

>>149904720
I will join during the weekend

>>149905966
the exact moment he should have retired

>>149906016
>r/blundershitga career advice

Rather play Grimaldo as a winger than have Diaz tßh
Flick is dabbing so hard on Bayern rn. Everything he bemoaned about them and their sclerotic leadership becoming true

>Zieht es Stuttgarts Pokalheld Enzo Millot (23) in die Türkei?

>Wie BILD bereits berichtete, steht das Management des französischen U21-Nationalspielers seit einigen Tagen mit Galatasaray Istanbul im Austausch

>>149906364
we would win the bundesliga, no joke

your roach larp is quite pathetic desu

LOL

the ZDF commentator is gay as fuck

>>149906748
KWAB

>>149906748
is this real?
best decision by Uli since he came out of the Knast if true

>>149906830
>LLL

>>149906013
based

>>149906748
fake and gay

the beer

>>149906874
>he cares about Kreisliga-Fußball drama

>>149907112
He just needs to tell him that he will publish one of the Rolfes Umkleiden sextapes if he leaves Leverkusen.

>>149907112
Negerkusen is falling apart and ten Hag is the ärmste Sau

>>149907453
he knew exactly this would happen. everyone did.

>>149907112
de Dschakka will gegen de jeremie und florian spielen

>>149906760
he talks like a audio description commentator

>>149907465
not this fast

Ahahaha, they rigged it because the Italiabs have non black players.

>>149908924
ist das so?

GuMo

> Leipzig will BVB dazwischenfunken bei Chukwuemeka – Gespräche mit Chelsea laufen
GuMo

>>149910291
>„Pech und ein erfundener Elfmeter eliminieren Italien“, urteilte die Tuttosport. Die Gazzetta dello Sport sprach von einem „gelinde gesagt zweifelhaften Elfmeter“, der das „Schicksal besiegelte“. Der „umstrittene Elfmeter“ sei der „Gnadenstoß“ gewesen.

Ciao Italia. There's no place for racism in sports.

Kehl signed Bellingham Junior and then just went on holiday huh

>>149913937
ah yes, it naturally follows that if an Italian sports magazine seethes about being eliminated it had to be rigged for diversity

>>149913740
Eberl got some heavy concurence

>>149913957
Kys fool

>>149913957
This was never a pen tho. Why was there no VAR at all as well? Rigged shit, betting mafia

>>149914069
yeah rigged in a sense of “im Zweifel für England” perhaps but not due to the absurd reasons that were presented above

The English team had to abandon the practice of taking a knee before the game because it made the "racism" even worse. Now they have to set a sign. UEFA will make England the European Champion just to have female negros and lesbians on the title page of every newspaper in Europe.

>>149914570
The Rolfes already faps to this.

>Alisha Lehmann kommt nach Dortmund!
>Borussia Dortmund eröffnet am 10. August seine Saison. Die Männer von Niko Kovac (53) testen gegen Juventus Turin. Spektakulär: Auch die BVB-Frauen, die kommende Saison in der 3. Liga spielen, bestreiten an dem Tag einen Test – gegen die Frauen von Juve. Und in dieser Mannschaft spielt Lehmann.

gumo

>>149913942
They went all in on Ethan Nwanieri and fucked it up with no plan b

>>149914749
damn a bogged bimbo influencer bitch is coming to Dortmund?

>>149914898
well, >we are currently living off Adememey's Rapper/coalburner gf, so the Bogged Bimbo influencer is a step up.

Alex Meyer is banging the food truck girl but okay

>>149914989
the Brazilian slut?

>Wie die „tz“ berichtet, hat ein Scout der Nachwuchs-Abteilung des deutschen Rekordmeisters am Donnerstag versehentlich geheime Informationen in seinem WhatsApp-Status geteilt.
>Dabei soll es sich um eine Liste mit insgesamt 15 Jugendspielern anderer Vereine handeln, an denen die Münchner offenbar interessiert sind – unter anderem Lukas Dillschneider vom 1. FC Saarbrücken, Kemi Seudi vom VfB Stuttgart, Sam Haritz sowie Lino Nikisch von Schalke, Nikita Drozd, Edgar Idada sowie Dennis Yakavenka von Nürnberg oder auch Denton Snoh von Mainz. Garniert ist die Liste mit einer klaren Anweisung: „Bitte diese 2011er in eurer Sichtung entsprechend eurer Region für die kommende Saison priorisieren. Bis 15.09. brauchen wir erste Eindrücke. Danke euch“, steht dort geschrieben
Wtf is wrong with these retards

>>149914570
i think Grealish would be better but Sterling is still nice
he would do damage in Buli

Why are Hühnchen so bad at transfers nowadays? they used to get worldclass players for 20-40 mil now they struggle to sign even one player for 90 mil.

>>149915874
Brazzo and Eberl master class at work, paying 60m+ for any shitter that might be worth 10m max
Nothing else

>>149915874
>Bayern is interested in player
>within seconds there's a B**D article about it
>Oil money clubs see Bayern is interested in a player so he must be good
>they bid more money than the player is actually worth
>Bayern now has to overspend or go for a different player
>repeat

>>149915874
Tier-0 hype players like Wirtz don't go to Bayern, because there are 7 clubs significantly more attractive to upcoming superstars. Not counting any Italian clubs or british/spanish midtable shitters like Manure or Tottenham. And the tier-1 and tier-2 players that Bayern are really in need of are inflated to hell by said british midtable shitters and expensive (and expansive) arab retirement leagues.
Bayern and it's customers want proven non-retirement aged players for 20-40m, but they simply don't exist anymore. 65m for Woltemade is a more than fair deal, but it made the entire club shit and piss their pants in anger.

>>149915874
got sick of the jokes after winning their 11th title and decided to take it easy for a bit and let the others win

>>149916937
>the engineered decline

>Als ten Hag auf den Verbesserungsbedarf des Aufgebots zu sprechen kam, sagte er in aller Deutlichkeit: "Es ist klar, was wir brauchen. Wir brauchen Waffen. Wir haben natürlich Waffen, aber wir müssen Stürmer wie Patrik Schick oder Victor Boniface in Stellung bringen. Da fehlt es noch. Wir müssen hart daran arbeiten, dass wir solche Spieler bekommen, die das können. Einen haben wir: Malik Tillman. Aber wir brauchen noch mehr."
>Ein klarer Auftrag für die Kaderplaner um Geschäftsführer Simon Rolfes, der - auf ten Hags Äußerungen angesprochen - wenig später erläuterte: "Ja, Waffen sind immer gut, um Fußball zu spielen. Das ist keine Frage. Und dass der Kader natürlich noch nicht das finale Gesicht hat, das ist auch klar, ebenso, dass wir versuchen, noch was zu machen. Wir werden schon noch ein bisschen am Kader bauen."

>Rather play Grimaldo as a winger than have Diaz tßh
I don't know who that is but you're mental.

Diaz is the best left winger in the Premier League. The only reason he's even available is because Slot (Dutch) prefers Gakpo (also Dutch) and Diaz is now unsure of his place in the first XI with Wirtz and Ekitike incoming.
He's also in his prime right now and not over the hill like Mané was.

>no wirtz
>no ekitikiekie
>xhaka rather play at a prem shitter team
My negers, how are we gonna save the Bundesliga

>>149917357
buy Luis Diaz and Harvey Elliott

>>149916048
>7 clubs
there are not.
it's the bundesliga.

>>149917357
With the latest bombshell revelation that England U21 superstar James McAtee has decided to not play in the Bundesliga, I think it's safe to say your league is doomed.

>>149917330
Great goal. Hope Bayern's current management grows some balls and buys the much younger Rodrygo though, he would only be like 20m more expensive

>>149917361
At this point i don't even care anymore, we should ditch 50+1. But people are not ready for this discussion yet.

>>149917377
-> >>149917404

it's crazy. the league has been stagnant for years, all good upcoming clubs like frankfurt get immediately bought out, big clubs like schalke and hertha fuck around in the second bundesliga, but people are still defending this shit and watch hoffenheim play heidenkeim

>>149917393
24 year old Brazilian is basically equivalent to 28 in any other nationality. So you're paying 20m more for a player who is not as good right now and will fall off harder

.

>>149917678
He's not the Neymar type so that rule doesn't apply to Rodrygo. I can see Yamal being finished before he turns 24 though

shiiiiiieeeeeet

>>149918652
mfangulo

>>149918652
another Bremann KEK

>>149919029
Good. We should ship every mental shitter from bundes into the eplel

>>149919029
>auch gegenüber einem Wechsel zum FC Bayern.

Max Eberl must be in the Epstein files. This guy repels players like a wet sock in a suitcase

>Laut Rik Elfrink, der für das Eindhoven Dagblad die PSV betreut, haben die Niederländer Interesse an Wanner.
Next Goatze

>>149919066
>t.

>>149917377
>James McAtee
Who?
We don't need overated footballers.

How many for the Fraushaft today?

>>149919109
>Cuntz brought the zionist over him

>>149919155
>no actual defender on the bench
honestly going into pens is the beste we can hope for

>>149919155
coal burner brand with the Woltebitch no show special today

>>149919339
damn good work from Kehl
got Duranville too

>>149919339
>Idrissa Gueye
isn't that the homophobe chud?

+++ Günther Netzer im Letzigrund +++

>>149919672
Mommy

another b00n target gone lol

>>149919692
that is not a flatering photo

>>149919692
He's uglier than 0 thought

hahaha, voll in die Fresse

>Am späten Mittwochabend gaben die Wölfe offiziell bekannt, dass Jesper Lindström von der SSC Napoli zu den Niedersachsen wechselt.
Ynr him

The Bachelor is unironically more interesting than Frauenfußball

>>149920327
from my latest attempt at asiTV: Beauty and the Nerd.
The "Beauty" is an absolute disgusting, dumb-as-a-brick plastic thot with silicone lips and scribble tattoos all over her whale body. Nerd is some over the top weeb making constant remarks that nobody would ever make just to remind everyone that he's le epic nerd.

>>149920426
I've watched about 3 minutes of that. It's really irritating how those worthless sluts are all either unbelievably plastic or/and tattooed, they are more disgusting than the "nerds".
But the level of women's football is still below these Hartz4 shows

>>149920533
Any sex?

>>149920327
>t.

>>149920683
>grrrls are just as tough as le men
didn't see Musiala milk his injury that hard

>>149920631
football or hartzTV?

>>149920780
i know this guy

>>149920683
Imagine if giulia noticed the camera and then pulled her shorts and panties to the side and flashed her pussy to us lol

>>149918652
i'm building a team

the new xhamster player is absolutely shit. makes the site unusuable

>>149920991
>ynr the giulia forgot to wear pants incident

>>149921269
what makes a man use xhamster in 2025?

>>149921403
it's mostly when you're looking for something and this is your best link

>>149921403
Hes probably older then 49

>>149921507
>looking for something
like what? midget porn?

>>149919029
Eboarl gang not this way

>Hahnsi gettin Trashford
and he/they make fun of eberl kek

>>149921749
Their pronoun is they/them you bigot.

alrgiht, jt, you have the permission to post däbritz today

sluuurp

>>149922314
I drink the beer

>>149920683
FULL KIT WANKER

ahahahahahaha lmaaaao what was that????

>lohmami
>(((berger))) beaten near post
KWAB

>berger
one game wonder

Torwartfehler

Rips in pieces frauenshaft ;__;
>>149922432
>lohmami
She will save us

Thank God this shit is over.

the gramps jinxed us

Kek get fucked mefia whores, her muh epic save last game was just standard goalkeeping too

>german goalkeeping
Kek

>>149922538
we need a based Bolu next Neuer in the fraushaft

Fellow german brudi... Bittí

You guys listened to the Matthias Sammer podcast episode right

Schüller looks like she is iq89 any germs can confirm??

>>149922593
Don't worry: Public stations will keep hyping them up for the match for 3rd place.

>Brand
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

I hate all those women teams and their stupid virtue signaling and gay shit.

>>149922615
I don't listen to podcasts (im not gay)

>>149922615
only listening to basler ballert

>>149922622
there is no match for 3rd place in euros, never has been

>>149922656
You sound insecure

>>149922680
lell you fucking pwned him

>>149922680
No he's just not gay you faggot.

>>149922717
>>149922721

Malding

>>149922788
t

>>149921749
Bayern war selbst an Rashford dran

>>149922890
ganz wie deine Mutter

Thank god Frauenfußball is over, now I can rage in peace about the Transferperiode

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>>149922910
True. I'm just happy that these tranny/lesbian freaks won't dominate the german media anymore despite being worse than any 6th devision male team. It's not my fault she got molested by her daddy

>>149921263
two out of those will actually be starters tho

I always enjoy Goymany getting BTFO, even if it's in niche sports like this

>>149923349
Doesn't change the fact that you're a worthless turk roach parasite

>>149923349
fucking kys

>>149923414
more German than you, Abderrahim
>>149923431
hehe yes I think the "players" want to right now after that loss

https://www.kicker.de/doppelpaesse-mal-anders-wie-ein-siebtligist-in-einen-betrugsfall-rutschte-1132107/artikel
>those names
>"Germania" Frankfurt
LMAO

my honest re0tion

>>149923614
she's an angel, I wish I looked like her

GuMo

Guten Moooorgen
Deutschland

So the disgusting Mannsweib dyke fucked up last night and cost them the final? kek

coffee

Ahahaha, they rigged it because the Germans have non black players.

>>149927345
its was her fucking Opa who kept saying he doesnt visit the stadium until the final, but cane anyway yesterday

Live by the Berger, die by the Berger.

GuMöchen

best brand in deutschland

0 Posters ins Gas
Fickt euch ihr Hurensöhne

low 0cue mong spotted

Chuda be literally shaking rn

>>149928227
wer's glaubt wird seelig

>>149928356
>not posting the relevant news on the bild homepage

https://x.com/biancoverde161/status/1948068759547289711
Why did Brewomen sign this homophobe black chud? der passt garnicht zu unseren Werten!

>>149928022
L0 m0ne 00

>>149928356
he should leave this bitch immediately, she looks awful now as well
way to skinny to birth healthy children

>>149929269
Bayern is actually winning the whole Bitchmade situation? I can't believe it.

>>149929357
> Jander-Deal droht zu platzen – Stuttgart bricht Verhandlungen mit Nürnberg vorerst ab
Kek

>Hradecky einig mit Monaco
i-is this what they call the great replacement? Sheesh

>>149929481
Leverkusen will get relegated at this point

https://www.weltfussball.de/news/_n10889003_/fuenftligist-muss-fuer-dfb-pokal-ausweichen/
The magic of the cup.. :)

>>149929468
>Auf der Suche nach Verstärkung für das defensive Mittelfeld sind die Schwaben in Spanien fündig geworden. Dazu noch bei Real Madrid. Der kicker kann die Bild-Nachricht bestätigen, wonach der VfB dabei ist, Chema Andres zu verpflichten. Der 20-Jährige, der bei den Königlichen in der Jugend ausgebildet wurde und mit den A-Junioren des Klubs2022/23 spanischer Meister und Pokalsieger wurde, soll einen Vierjahresvertrag unterschreiben.
They're getting the next Xabi instead

Was für dicke Eier hat Max Eberl bitte?
Zieht Stuttgart komplett übern Tisch, klaut Leverkusen ihren einzigen vernünftigen Verteidiger und sticht die halbe Liga bei Bischof aus...Wir spielen wohl nächstes Jahr wieder Klub-WM gegen Al-Hilal, Flamengo und Mamelody Sundowns

>>149929799
>Was für dicke Eier hat Max Eberl bitte?
Krebsklöten?

>>149929481
Hradecky is finished and his replacement is white as well so idk what you’re on about

>>149930415
>his replacement is white
>dutch
nice try goy

>>149929799
>Zieht Stuttgart komplett übern Tisch
hes about to pay 80m for a half a season wonder
>klaut Leverkusen ihren einzigen vernünftigen Verteidiger
Hincapie is still here
>und sticht die halbe Liga bei Bischof aus...
no one wanted this twink

>>149930525
schizo post

>>149930525
>Hincapie is still here
transfer window is still open

>>149930525
retard

>>149931124
selber

>PAOK hatte ein erstes Angebot der Stuttgarter über 14 Millionen Euro noch abgelehnt und auf die Forderung von 20 Millionen Euro gepocht. In einem persönlichen Gespräch mit Vereinsbesitzer Ivan Savvidis habe Konstantelias allerdings seinen Wechselwunsch eindringlich hinterlegt, so lange bis dieser schließlich der Bitte nachgab. Zumal der VfB finanziell auch noch mal nachlegte.
Take note, Eberl. This is how a big club gets its Wunschspieler

>>149931287
>>149931287
damn bayern cant even blackmail stuttgart with Wanner now

>>149929682
>Der Platz ist zu klein, vier Meter fehlen
wtf how is it to smol for pokal, but fine for fifth league?

>where is the new thread?
see this
>>149931924

>>149931924

>>149931924

kys