Thread 149860399

The Stanley Pup edition.
/hoc/vious: >>149841246

I thought it would be wheeler themed

>>149860399 (OP)
>traumatized by Fourth of July
Just like my dog

RIP Johnny Barky

1993 FOREVER

>>149860399 (OP)
>poo-cherov
they got that right

tampa bay still exists?

/playoffsbound/

>>149861119
Do you think Shartstorm still has it in him?

>>149861166
>still
when did he ever?

>>149861219
2020 playoffs against the Blues.

>>149861166
yeah

Meredith owes me sex

>>149861597
She'll likely give it to you all you need to do is go right up to her and ask.

>>149862654
Can confirm. Worked for me.

So here's the full video of the Nick Tarnasky golf fight in case anybody wants to see it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDhVpN3wDug
The drunk moron almost decides to use his golf club as a weapon too kek

like a sack of patatahs

>pg 3 on a friday night
dead general
dead sport

My laptop died and I might have lost all of my /hoc/ images :(

>>149865233
Retard

>>149865245
I keep all of my favorite pictures on my flashdrive

>>149865233
That is so fucking sad, both parts, plus all the implications and such
Condolences, lad, I'd mail you a USB drive full of /hoc/ eratta if it were even remotely safe to communicate that way

>>149865302
raped bitch

last year i deleted like 20 gigs of 4chan images from 2008-2016 including a fuck ton of /sp/ and /hoc/ images. Kek.

>>149865384
Retard

>>149865395
Potty Mouth

>>149865370
Good post

if my post number ends in anything but a 6 i am drinking tonight

>>149865446
lol

>>149865446
extra strong coffee tonight and nothing else, coming up

>>149865490
kill yourself you raped faggot

>>149865500
VERY good post

>>149865384
fug why didn't you share them with us?

>>149865500
fantastic post

>>149865446
god wills it

>>149865500
Lmao trb cried to the jannies kwarb

>>149865370
>>149865500
>>149865758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSffz_bl6zo
@ trb

>>149864732
I think everybody in that video is a moron

they do it for free

hope you guys are having a good evening so far tonight

>they do it for free
The queers queering off?

>>149866276
thoughts on your crushing defeat at the hands of bud?

>>149866261
the basedball is berry, berry good tonight, thanks for the shout out

I listened to the baseball game while doing yard work today

>having a negative opinion of other sports and forms of entertainment

Children do this, mind your own, and let others enjoy their stuff

>>149866432
did you enjoy bud raping you?

i actually watched a couple basketball games today

happy b-day zach

>>149866432
this message was for you, raped-kun
>:3

>>149866820
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>149866712
>Super Duper Pooper Funky Monkey Dunk 4: the Dunkening

i did no yard work today and i watched the game on tv

I had to rake gravel. I was pretending that I was gretzky while doing it

I did the Hustle, the Robot, the Lawnmower, and the Electric Slide, but none of that was broadcast on television as far as I'm aware

i thought therefore i was

>>149866261
My sister finally called me :)

>>149867341
Congrats
What was the topic of conversation?

>>149867436
The events of Easter 2022

>>149867436
The events that infolded on the chilly evening of April 17 2022

>>149867436
my new job and our mom's eating disorder

>>149867461
and also the chilly easter evening of '22, forgot to mention

>>149867461
So is Your Mom way too skinny, or is she way too fat, or is it a glandular thing?

>>149867550
former and she takes her anger out on us

>>149867341
is she a good kisser?

>>149868277
>she

I was ranked top 100 in nhl 11 for Xbox 360

>>149868780
Raped bitch

>>149868618
Can /hoc/ have your autograph?

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher

bud + 1 = trb

>>149869233
Careful he'll cry to the jannies

are canadians nice to black people?

>>149869402
one look at Nurse's contract is all you need to know to answer that question

>>149869387
he already cried to them about me kwab

>>149869402
We don't really have black people

>>149869887
There are some. Enough that there's always a handful of NHL players who are black anyways. I wonder who is the best right now, Darnell Nurse maybe?

>>149870068
I think eastern Canada has pretty much all the black people.

*throws banana on the ice*

If I was a NHL GM and wanted to trade a player with a NMC, I would just say to that player to enjoy the press box for the rest of the contract or waive the NMC. I would promote AHL players to play in his stead if players got injured too.

Simple as.

>>149867914
what's his gym routine? mirin' his pecs hard

>>149870197
The NHLPA would probably get mad and that would cause all sorts of trouble. And if there's one thing that Gary doesn't like more than anything else, it's trouble that doesn't make any money

>>149870248
Fuck the NHLPA. If I didn't gave the NMC, that would be the end result.

someday, hockey will return

>>149870348
i've all but given up hope at this point

I miss this midget fuck :(

>>149870348
But not all other days.

>>149870348
I can't wait for the fall

>pg 4 on a Friday night
Dead general
Dead sport

>>149872564
Retard

honestly the last time i cared about the NHL and thought it was anything other than a crude satanic sigil harvesting spectacle with outright genocidal leanings was when i wore pic related and lost my virginity to my cousin who i never met before and thought was my other cousins neighbour.

>>149872835
>lost my virginity to my cousin
was he gentle

>>149872785
I know you are but what am I?

>>149872974
her pussy was so sweaty and smelled liek mustard and relish. i came in seconds. then we did it again and i remember not being able to thrust properly and going limp with embarassment before my step dad came down the stairs and caught us. the excuse was 'we were wrestling' to the rest of teh family and they bought it.
years later we were able to attend a gathering together again but under supposed watchful eyes yet still i was able to sneak away with her and she put my penis in her mouth with her shirt off and being the first time that ever happened to me i couldn't believe it and shot my load so hard over her tits as she moaned i recall the splatter noise to this day...very Malarchuckesque.

I can't see the puck

I've never watched hockey

Wasnt that rape trial verdict supposed to be out soon

'consent' trial. like that poor guy who was consenting to driving his car on teh road where cars belong not consenting to to drunk skunks named johnny and his brother getting in his way like millionaires tend to do.

>>149873498
5 more days

I hope justice prevails and they find EM guilty of raping those poor boys

the E probably stands for Elephant

i have to take a three pound marner

>>149874448
we don't call those that here

i had to replace my toilet the day the Marner sign and trade was announced. i tried explaining to no one out loud but the cats the serendipity of the affair but it probably sounded like Bateman's Phil Collins rant.

You now remember the Columbus Blue Jackets.

I went to Superman with my dad and sister it was fun :)

you now remember:
-brooks orpik
-r.j. umberger

feeling good about the Leafs genetic makeup this year

>>149875026
>orpik
he beat my knighties in 2018

>>149875059
he was strong back then

>>149860834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1SEj02t0

>GARY!
>PLEASE...MERCY!
>NOOOOOO GARY
>AHHHHH

>>149875108
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>149875011
me and my dad supermanned my sister

#JustWhiteGenocideThings

>>149875438
wow! now that's a rare gary

i put my hand upon your hip
when you dip i dip we dip
you put your hand upon my hip
when i dip you dip we dip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1KcNEpja4c
Who is he talking about?

>>149875586
you tell me

>>149875586
so you don't know

>>149875586
FREEDOM FOR ÅLAND

>>149875586
>Who is he talking about?
me.

>>149875683
You're profiting?

>>149875729
if by "profiting" you mean "bleeding from your penis", then yes

i understand everything now. Bedard posterbro is the same as funny canuck gif guy

>>149875779
NO I can't believe my alter ego has been discovered!

>>149875586
holy fuck, death to out-of-touch boomer cucks

gary hurt a lot of people

>>149875808
you watched it? can you please summarize the video in point-form notation for me please

>>149875803
Don't stress, I wont tell anyone

>>149875852
Thx man

>>149875821
only made it maybe 40% of the way through
I had to tap out when he started talking about how whatever your partner did before they met you does not matter and you're a heckin' weirdo if you think that it does

name a single thing that boomers love more than taking old values or traditions for granted and telling themselves that we've moved past them and don't need them anymore
you literally can't
they don't even love 13-foot ceilings as much as they love doing this shit
god I can't wait for these stupid fucks to all die

>>149875586
>if you think jennifer love hewitt.is fat, wait 'till you see my wife!

>>149875880
I thought this was satire until I saw this: >>149875893
wtf is wrong with shannon right meow???

based shannon

said no one ever

wordle in 4

jen

flawless connections

shannon sisters we have been well and truly rumbled

>>149875900
Im not entirely up on his lore but I know he's made videos about how he was miserable and lonely so he did what every miserable and lonely man considers doing at some point and cuck himself to a fat liberal cat lady femcel

it was a gary magazine

>>149874944
why?

>>149875984
>femcel
cope she has retarded kids

>>149875999
Is it you??

>>149875984
>and cuck himself to a fat liberal cat lady femcel
happens to the best of us

you now remember 1993

Wise words

>>149876031
twas my birth year

>>149875999
probably aren't even hers kek

>>149876043
wdym

>>149875997
Ask not why, ask why not.

>>149875586
>"my wife has colors she hates"

let me guess. this man uses a napkin as a blanket

You suffer...but why?

ponder the gary orb

gary king no longer recognizes friend from foe

>>149860399 (OP)
Ofetchkin has seen some shit. That dog looks like he has fought in Ukraine.

>>149860399 (OP)
marner would be a shoot great name for a dog

why don't fans bring flags to arena's anymore

>>149876722
Everything is banned

>>149876722
outlawed by the no fun act

>>149876722
god people in Calgary are ugly as fuck. Have they started mating with potatoes?

this is where the big boys play huh?

Starting off the day by trading my marner to the fortress

>>149876788
Nah thats edmonton. got that ukranian ad mixture

@gary
let people bring flags you shrewd fuck

>>149877026
We dont post selfies here

gary's people bombed another funeral

>>149877026
i didn't know chuck posed for gay magazines too

>>149877018
this is the quintessential "gotta get mine" attitude that keeps alberta back

>>149877389
what is that supposed to mean? i just think flags look soulful

>>149877414
cause you dont give a fuck about anyone else but yourself

>>149877424
No, I just didn't realize others disliked flags. I though flags were banned because the poles are a safety hazard? Better flags than towels imo. Every fucking team does that now.

I'm not a equalization payment hater oil guzzling retard. If that's what you're assuming.

>>149877470
people pay for a seat to watch the action on the ice, not to have it hidden behind some retard's attention flag

>>149877478
Eh its not like people wave them during play anyway. Its only after goals or during the pre game. If people waved them during play I'd agree with you.

>>149877490
i refuse to believe nobody ever abused the privilege

>>149877496
So what?
Could you imagine a more eye catching thing for arena staff to see and kick people out for.

>>149877527
that shit is mega disruptive as well

>>149877535
What, people getting kicked out?

>>149877554
yeah
rather than letting get to that they just stop retards before they start
its good policy

>>149877560
I guess it depends on how often people were annoying with their flags.

Flag waving arenas just look cool imo. Towels waving looks so contrived.
>everyone wave your towel now
lame

>>149877587
if everyone brought a 6' long flag like the one in the video it wouldnt be much fun either

>>149877602
If everyone brought a flag then I think it would be safe to assume the people think flags are fun.

Judging by the old videos it looks like there would be like 50 big flags in the arena. And a few people with the little car flags.

I'm tired of fun stuff being ruined by fucking retards

>>149877653
im not suggesting flags arent fun, but if everyone had one then it would be like the towels

>>149877802
Towels will always be lamer because they are given to you at the stadium. And the arena directs when to wave them.

Whereas anyone who brings a flag actually went out of their way to get that bad boy in the arena. Feels more authentic.

>>149877831
Its the same as
>MAKE SOME NOISE
Is this fan base this fucking lame that we have to be told to cheer the team

>>149877653
Based Flamesfriend here in Luleå we support the bringing of flags to the game.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753010797555169.webm

>>149877831
what even is the nhl policy stopping people then?

>>149877858
Can always count on Luleåbro to get it. Euro fans are the best.

I took my visiting European relative to a meaningless flames game (after the flames had already missed the playoffs). Eurobro was so confused as to why the arena was so quiet. I remember him saying that his little villages team's fans were louder.

Feels bad. Utras can't exist here because tickets are too expensive and the league wants games to be totally family friendly. No naughty business allowed.

League approved chants
>go team go
>ref u suck
>lets go team
>chanting a player's name
...
Things are so sterile nowadays, I blame Garebear

>>149878016
Down in front you fucking retard.

And if you're not seated before the puck drop at the start of the period, fuck off, you can stand in the concourse.

extreme fandom is lame

>>149878016
Sounds like you can bring a flag as long as its as small as a towel and isn't attached to a pole you could whack people with.

>>149878065
Watching extreme fandom is fun tho. Being around people who care a lot is fun imo.

>>149878037
Islanders fans have a ton of unique chants but /hoc/ says they have a weak fanbase

>>149878078
but you are unable to cite a specific nhl policy
cause it looks to me likes its arena specific
in which case calgary sports and entertainment got you good

>>149878104
What are they?

>>149878095
energy that could be spent to better use

>>149878122
>According to the Saddledome's website, flags and signs are not allowed to be on poles or sticks unless they were purchased from the Flames FanAttic stores.
wtf I hate my flames now

>>149878132
So what?
Are you the morality police or something.

>>149878122
Retard

>>149878200
not at all, but for me i prefer hobbies that are more active than simply cheering at a sporting event

>>149878216
Isn't the point of hobbies to try and keep life bearable? If someone decides they wanna spend their free time following a sports team then what grounding would I have to shit on their hobby? Seems pretty harmless. Also if that hobby is what they have decided brings them the most joy, then I would disagree with you characterizing it as "energy that could be spent to better use."

I mean unless they are bankrupting themselves buying jerseys or something.

>>149878328
im not stopping anyone from being an extreme fan, and no i dont have to agree with everyone's choices

>>149878412
are you the guy who got mad a me for posting my backyard and said it wasn't really my backyard even though it obviously was.

>>149878452
this discussion took a sudden shift

>>149878464
lol

my marner made a sudden shift this morning
i barely made it to the toilet

>>149878328
some people have gross hobbies like anime and you should shame them and put an end to them at all costs

Wordle 1,492 2/6

>>149878328
I need a social hobby to make friends. Who wants to teach me how to skate or play lacrosse?

>>149879251
I bet wherever you're from has leagues/clubs for those things.

Alternatively, come to Canada and I'll teach you skating

>>149878037
Europuck is unbelievably soulful

I Matthews during a hot shower. I don't understand why everyone lies about doing this.

Bud1

>>149879251
you won't make friends by joining a team and being a shit player

>>149879863
If your team is equally as shit you will unless your team is filled with a bunch of try hard zoomers

hick-O-ry dick-O-ry dock OHHHHHHHHH!

>>149879863
You will if you bring donuts

Just took a huge marner

why bring donuts when you can bring beer

>>149880933
Give it back

you guys are nuts

Just saw a picture of Roope Hintz and he appears to be Sam Hydemaxxing

>>149879404
Thanks. I'll text you the next time I go north

Where is Sid the middle aged man going bros?
I hope he goes to the habbies :)

>>149881835
he wants to go to colorado to be roommates with nate

>>149881870
But he said a couple of weeks ago that was totally fake news.
He should lead MY BUDS to the cup :)

>>149876894
>>149878997
>>149880933
we don't call those that here

>>149881483
I like it when they do that

>>149881870
>hey nate Im heading out to mcdonalds, want me to grab you something?
>we dont eat that here
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>149881974
me too

>>149873156
Based. Growing up with cousins is great

>>149873156
what the fuck

>>149881483
this is a beaver general sir

>>149881994
nate has plenty of other things for crosby to eat

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>149878128
>we are the islanders
>johnny pajamas
>just like my islanders

>>149882254
Leon would ahve to give up #29

>>149882454
>having gay anime fans who should all be gassed
>most in the nhl

>>149882505
Have**

>>149882462
a butthurt rags fan made this

>>149882594
and how could i forget the iconic
>we wear fish nets *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

I'm at McDonald's and the place is nearly full. I'm one of the only white people here

>>149882717
>having this webm even saved at all
I know rangers fans are faggots but you didn't have to take the extra step.

>>149882766
you just watched it meaning it was downloaded to your computer

>>149882740
I had McDonald’s yesterday

rangers deserve the same amount of shit the laffs get for their drought since 1967

wish i wasn't here

>>149882929
Rags get shit on all the time

>>149883293
They dont get enough shit thrown at them

>>149883299
Retard

Will bedard unjust himself this season?

need more canadian asian hockey fans

>>149883323
Unbust**

>>149883315
>1 cup since 1940
>Bought their only cup because the Oilers and Hawks were retards
>Nearly blew that series to the Canucks up 3-1
>One finals appearance since then (got humiliated by the Kings)
>Wasted the careers of Richter and Lundqvist, now wasting Shesterkin
>Severe power play babbies
>gifted 2nd and 1st overall picks in back to back years.
>can't develop a prospect at all
we do not throw enough shit at the rangers

>>149883005
but where else would we be able to discuss Connor Bust-dard on a sunday afternoon

>>149883323
no

>>149883370
jlmi

I don’t think about the rangers at all to be honest

go hockey go

>>149883569
Gary should have a summer league

>>149883569
F

>>149883334
>canadian asian
Mutual exclusivity

>>149883569
>>149883640
are finns and swedes bros or is there like a rivalry going on?

>>149883569
>that's the age of pussy I'm into

t. allergic to cats

>>149883323
Bedard = MacKinnon
Celebrini = McDavid
McKenna = Matthews

>>149884027
Michkov = Ovechkin

>>149883323
Can Bedard request a trade for Chiraq? Fuck the blackhawks they didn't deserve him at all.
>>149883569
NHL should just move the season to start in September but Bettman is too scared to interfere with the NFL's season.

Mario Lemieux killing himself on stage when the Penguins don't get McKenna gifted to them next draft lottery

>>149883807
Do you want the real version or the internet schizo version?

>>149884135
They aren't "scared to interfere", American owners know that American fans don't give a fuck about hockey until their football team is eliminated

>>149884135
Why would they trade him

now that the dust has settled, what did we learn this off season?

>>149884180
He didn’t buy the team back yet

>>149884027
>>149884044
zoomers are so fucking awful

you now remember Michael Peca

>>149884220
The real version: We ran your bitchass for centuries. We handheld your pagan shithole from squalor to riches. We gave you religion, writing, science and society. We placed a number of our people in powerful positions and established their socities along your coastline, in order for them to continue our hard work. This was the only way to prevent your country from becoming another Russified oblast like your fellow peoples across northern Ruzzia.

You're welcome.

>>149884598
He scored with a headbutt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqi-E8m-hT0

What did he mean by this

someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve

is Gary a homo?

>>149884805
>What did he mean by this
That his rankings isn't only based on a players or teams performances, but he also includes personal/political things.

>>149885042
No team that picks 1st overall deserves respect.

wheres jen

Good luck with your new coach, Michkov!

Wow Takagi- I mean Craig Conroy really knows how to pick em

this off season is hella gay

>>149885802
Just like my Devils

>>149885053
Gary is an infinite tesseract within the hypercube

>>149885928
What have they done so far? Besides signing Jake Allen for 5 years.

>>149885756
how can one convoy be so elite

>>149885937
i expected nothing less

>shane shite
And to think he was seething on the draft floor when he didn't go 1OA

>>149886075
Think Slafkovsky is gonna do big things

>>149886118
Be a big bust
>>149886075
Shit draft class

Ok

Are the Maple Leafs the gayest team?

>>149886075
Anyways, I think Slafkovsky is already better than Lafreniere.

can any vancouver bros hook me up with qt pajeetas? preferably house trained, lmk

Ok fuck it then.

>Wyatt Johnston is gonna be the best player from the 2021 draft class

What a weak year

>Oilers
Lmao

>>149886404
>canucks
Retards

>>149886075
Hutson is so overrated, he got pushed around in the playoffs and can't win puck battles. He's the Jack Hughes of defense

>>149886404
This is from Planet Retard, obviously.

Me just chilling laughing at the oilers haters!

>>149885756
>senaturds

>>149885756
>laffs

>>149886404
was this made by a rng

>>149886858
>was this made by a real neat guy?

Should I take a marner now or save it for later?

>>149887593
why not both

>>149885756
At least half of them will be busts

>>149885756
so many prospects
so little elite talent on the roster

this place is a fucking ghost town

BOO!

>>149887730
None on OUR San Jose Sharkies :) though

Maybe trb should stop crying to the jannies and giving them 3 day vacations

>>149888176
Try not having imaginary friends it would be easier

post your latest ban from the raped bitch squealing to the mods

it was quickly cleared on appeal when i explained that "trb" is an unloved member of this thread and my post was meant purely as a threat against him

>>149888185
Try not being raped by bud lmao

>>149888202
I got one for >trolling outside of /b/
rapey is a janny

>>149888211
my most recent ban came about 10 mins after called xim raped. our resident burrito delivery boy is definitely a janny

>>149888160
Only the mentally ill left

I heard this place was cool but guess not???? /mlb/ is so much less gay it's unreal

>>149886428
>Hughes - Hronek
>M Pettersson - Mancini
>E Pettersson - Myers
How is this not elite compared to the majority of the league?

>>149888409
I don't think anyone bothers thinking bout hughes considering he'll be gone in a year

>>149886404
whats great about the canucks? quinn hughes?

more like hongcouver cantpucks

>>149888422
>he'll be gone in a year
There's no reason to think so. He betrayed his home country in the 4 Nations so he could rest up for the Canucks playoff push. New Jersey is just as shit of a team as the Canucks so if winning with his brothers actually mattered it won't be there.

>>149888202
One of the /sp/ mods is a sensitive nigger faggot. Last ban I got was handed out 14 hours after I made sport related post

didn’t ask

I think this week is going to be better :)

>>149888663
One week closer to puck drop!

i got warned the other day for posting factual truths about trb supporting sean higgins.

>>149888167
>elite prospect pool
>0 manlets
>even ching chong is like 2 meters

>>149888682
disgusting

>>149885756
>assve

>>149888672
I can't wait for fall to be here. Milan is inching closer

>>149866432
You aware what's going on at NBA? They're bleeding numbers and the league is a dumpster fire. The president solution to that is shortening the period and sometimes shitting on other leagues is justifiable.

>>149888409
All shit

>>149888706
the nhl would improve with a shorter season

Talking about manlets, what the FUCK did he mean by this

>>149888716
Just like my islanders

>>149886075
I desperately wanna know who warned the Habs management to avoid drafting Wright, they dodged a fucking bullet.

>>149888718
It's rough out there for us vertically challenged fellas, latvia

>>149888716
You'd give up half your teams roster for Quinn Hughes.

>>149888706
i don't respect any sport that requires a shot clock to function

>Not familiar with Tocchet
>Find out his bread and butter is dump and chase
>Video trends on twitter of Michkov shitting on dump and chase play
OH NO NO NO FLYERS IS FUCKED

>>149888753
He wants to do that cause zoomers have short attention span and don't watch a full game.

>>149888735
I wouldn’t

>>149888718
shit doesn't grow that large. don't understand how sowing oats would be an issue

>>149888781
yes you would

>>149888764
Tocchet is a quiter.
>gives up on line combinations quick
>gives up on players quick
>worst of all, gives up on the team

dicky tocchet only gets work because he's boys with Gretzfraud

>>149888822
Ooh he should go to my Rangers

rick tocchet is Bald

WAGMI

>>149888834
Plenty of great NHL coaches are bald. Someone's hair is no indication of their abilities or character.

tocchet took the fall for gretzkys interstate gambling ring so he was allowed back into the old boys club

>>149888925
>Someone's hair is no indication of their abilities or character.
it is, however, an indication of whether or not they are Bald though

Unfortunately it might be Matvei Bitchkov

No seriously does anymore follows divegrass here? Do they use the dump and chase play if so which major clubs?

>>149888822
>>149888829
excuse me? rick tocchet can tocc the tocc and he can wocc the wocc. he won the jack daniels award with the nucks

>>149889065
Thank god you're finally picking up a sport you might win something at

>>149889065
>does anymore follows
HELLO SAR

>>149889145
I do wonder how long it will take for Canada to become one of the top Cricket countries desu

>>149889154
Whenever I walk by my local park on Thursdays they're always playing that silly game. It's a shame they take away time from the real Canadian kids who should be playing Baseball.

the music in the bramble levels from DKC 2 hits pretty hard. just fyi

>>149889124
can he cocc the cocc?

>>149889212
i am afraid not

>>149889278
He does enjoy an occasional cocc gocc though

gotta take a three pound marner

>>149889328
true dat

>>149885580
The Flyers are going to lose 3 years because they hired Tocchett.
>>149888521
Hearing Hughes for Jesper Bratt and Dougie Hamilton

bud won
mitch won

>>149889152
My engrish isn't that good cause I'm from the eastern part of canada but people getting jeet fatigue here as well. French women are actually calling out on their shit them being huge pervs.

>>149889576
sacre bleu le ranjeet smell even worse than me

KWAB

This week
>new South Park season
>Canada rape verdict
>happy Gilmore 2

>>149889791
reminds me of that tragedy

>>149889791
The Carter Hart sweepstakes will fuel /hoc/ for the rest of the summer.

>>149889791
Must be a sad life to be hyped up about modern day south park

>>149889885
Sad

>>149889886
Cope

did you know there is already a pro cricket league in america?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_League_Cricket

>>149889791
quite possibly the last good week of summer for /hoc/ related topics, barring any more sex scandals that may come to light

first ballot hall of defensive liability who got carried to a ring by gary sunbelt bettman

>>149890018
this retard could barely crack the coyotes roster if it wasnt for a 32 team league this plumber would be playing in switzerland or germany by now.

>>149890018
Sad

>>149890018
tell me when i'm telling lies

blurry eyed midnight marner boys

>>149890018
>if you win you lose
KWAB no milly
>>149890216
WDCTTHN

no milly dilly?

>>149890246
kek he still posts here under his vpns too bros committed to the bit

copey posts about his imaginary friend dylan every now and then to keep the name in the /hoc/ zeitgeist so that when he pretends to be dylan later on you'll all think it's something real and go along with it
honestly, who does he think still falls for this marner

>>149890332
strange since a canadian brought his name up tranny kwab no milly

oh no he's melting down
just spewing random catchphrases
he's so flustered that he forgot about the option that he literally just posted about
>still posts here under his vpns

>>149890332
You make soulful drawings,
Could you draw me? I'm a flameschad btw

Gary has grown the game to a size once not thought possible it seems

>>149890350
we don't narrate our lives here bro

>>149890399
For me its drowning. Kinda a family tradition at this point.

Angela James / Layla Matthew / Jade Iginla

Blake Bolden / Laila Edwards


Noephin Cloo

>>149890399
>explosives
>1.6 minutes

what, is that how long it takes for the responders to give up looking for scraps of you

Reminder

>>149890399
monoxide chads stay winning

>>149890427
kek

>>149890430
reminder

I think we all have some reading to do, chuds: https://colorofhockey.wordpress.com/2023/04/10/meet-the-black-and-biracial-players-in-ncaa-womens-hockey-in-2022-23/

>>149890446
wtf does that mean?

>>149890463
it's the twitter account of the guy who made the first thing

>>149890467
I made that chart

>>149890476
then it's your twitter account

Hearing Jordan Kyrou to Seattle.

>>149890484
Yah true

>>149890486
Didn’t ask

hearing my neighbor's god damn dog start yapping again at 1:30 am

>>149890486
Thanks for the update soldier

>>149890513
it's 12:37

me on the right

>>149890513
Why do you care your posting here

Newfoundland having their own timezone will never not be based

>>149890543
i like some peace and quiet

Hearing 1 to Bud.

kwab it took me all 6 to get wordle.

>>149890543
*You're

>>149890568
Tell your neighbour to control is dog

>>149890566
>well, friend, what should we call this new found land?
>hmm...

for me its: terre-neuve

>>149890568
Retard
>>149890576
Shut the fuck up

Reminder: there is literally nothing wrong with being a jeet.

>>149890361
gotta just finish it at some point to stop myself from tinkering with it forever
here you go

>>149890543
>your
Man, you're a dumb-dumb, you know that?

>>149890399
holy fuck copey's mad

>>149890692
a god

>>149890692
holy based...

>>149890692
Absolute beauty,
S A V E D

>>149890692
and those fuckers over at /mlb/ said that /hoc/ posters had no talent..

I honestly think that my drawing is shit but I'm glad that you guys like it
good night /hoc/

>>149890720
it's based but your katanabud drawing is another level of kino

>>149890720
have a good sleep artbro

>>149890716
We have artbro and estoina. /hoc/ has talent
>>149890720
Good night Mr. Picasso

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>>149890768
based

>>149890768
Maybe after my flames'

>>149890768
hope it ends up being the knights vs the laffs in the scf next year... with marner scoring the gwg in game 7 in toronto

>>149890786
hell yeah

1. Makar
2. Werenski
3. Hutson
4. Dahlin
5. Hughes
6. Bouchard
7. Hedman
8. Harley
9. Morrisey
10. Fox

>>149890917
>Bouchard
>Fox
lol
lmao

>>149890917
No Hughes?

>>149890917
>Morrisey
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeah bro i listen to him in some form almost daily. a little too low on the list imo he should be number 1

>>149890942
>lol
>lmao

Reminder

>>149891050
>23. New York
>32. New York

>>149865233
happened to me a while back, go to 4plebs and look up images by filename

>>149865233
What images do you want? maybe we could help you build back up your stash

>>149891132
Loser.

>>149891155
Are you the guy who is anti flags at games?

>>149891163
that guy from anti flag touted womyn's rights for 30 years and it turned out he was a rapist and fled to europe KWAB

YA GOTTA DIE GOTTA DIE GOTTA DIE FOR YA GOVERNMENT DIE FOR YA COUNTRY THAT'S SHIT!

>>149891050
St. Louis at 6, Detroit at 18 and Chicago at 27 is obviously bullshit. All three should be in the absolute bottom together with Atlanta when they get their 3rd team.
>>149891065
Long Island vs Manhattan, obviously.

>>149891132
Are external hard drives expensive in America or what? I have 5 external hard drives and I'm about to buy a 6th.

>>149891190
did you load up your archives of "bodybuilding" magazines on them bud

>>149891190
In Canada its 180$ for 5tb

>>149891193
>Jerking off to magazines in 2025

>>149891200
cope he'd btfo you buddy

>>149891190
>external hard drive dies
Now what

do blind people jerk off to braille

NEW
>>149891214
>>149891214
>>149891214

>>149888717
Retard