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tits

flatchested animes

Getting so tired of niggress fatigue

How do you guys feel about foreign club supporters? Not watching the match btw, just picked this thread because it is active.

Sjoeke's pristine, pink butthole

Did Germany subbed out any players this half?

clock's ticking

sex with sjoeke, klara, jule, and laura tb h

What does a french ngubina need to do to get a yellow?

>>149860497 (OP)
my dream would be a threesome with a black girl and white girl

France soooooo bad. Just shoot.

Sakina Karchaoui deserves a white bf (more specifically me)

KANTÉ IN

I miss Obi

OH NO NO NO NO

PENULDIE

Based

DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES JA JA JA

why are there only the blackest of black NEGRESSES (aka female NIGGERS) in the french team?

WOMEN'S PENALTY OH FUCK

Another penalty...

ERA

GET THE DEAD NIGGER STORAGE READY

ΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗ TYPICAL FRENCH CHOKE ITS BEEN COMING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ERA PENAL

JAWOHL

UH OH

no era imo

where’s das fucking cards for France lmao the referee ist having ein laugh

>>149860635
You tell me

Can they score it though.

>moves the ball by 30cm
card this time wasting cunt (no offense)

Bit of a surprise that she actually gave the pen

ERA

>>149860593
>we yuropeean
so glad we brexited from you benders

FRENCH CHOKE AGAIN

KWABken

pfff wtf was that

I love watching the slomos with the ass and thighs jiggle

>>149860657
Very soft for sure.

jesus christ

never a pen ref just gave it because germany are playing with 10

K E K

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????

this fella in goal aint stopping shit

oof

What is it with women and penalties? Is this normal?

TERRIBLE penalty

BIG SURPRISE

The absolute fucking state of women's pens

pen taker is a top qt

cringe

Why can't women into benuldies

Guys how do I get a mixed raced gf?

>w*myn still haven't scored a penalty
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
equal pay btw

Our girls are embarrassing us!

I'm tired bros

webm of the pen?

>>149860696
my theory is women don't have the power, so the keepers don't have to "guess" a side before the kick, they can literally just wait to see where the ball's moving, then dive in that direction

so practically giving away a penalty is a win win for the defending team just like in basketball targeting and fouling players who miss free throws

>>149860713
i can't help but look at her butt jiggle

what in the fuck was that

>>149860726
our ngubette (or beurette I didn't pay attention) scored THOUGH

nice shot lol

>>149860722
Just be yourself bro :)

>>149860726
The french scored one this match because our keeper was even shitter.

>>149860742
yes their shots just sort of float in

>>149860593
It's probably the 9th or 10th most annoying thing about football. People seethe a lot because /pol/posting is easy, but it really doesn't matter that much.

I happen to be cheering for France in this tournament, for example.

penalties are 50:50 anyway so sometimes you miss :)

>>149860696
they are amateurs playing at an amateur level this has nothing to do with shot power etc

women have 0 football iq

>>149860745
Problem is that about 20% of pens still go in.
See the hair-pulling stunt earlier.

Berger lmao. It's only matter of time

>>149860722
You tell us, you have the most mongrels in Europe even more than France.

>>149860733
They are doing well the referee ist fucking them plus der white player are sehr schön compared to that ugly France team

>>149860497 (OP)
So why can't the french ngubas score? Will germany get to penalties?

>>149860778
they are really not hans

>Jule Brand looks long legged and huge as fuck
>Is only 5'10
Funny to think how I would tower over all of these

imagine if we get another penalty shoot-out

>>149860611
>Karchaoui learns watchmaking with Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants

>>149860778
Fir women is 90:10

ok serious talk, how do we fix women's penalties?

>>149860742
Do a Chloe Kelly and whack it.

>>149860772
scot or welsh?

>>149860742
that is surprising to me because they are fairly close to us in leg strength, upper body is where they get destroyed

>>149860778
>penalties are 50:50 anyway
Closer to 70:30. In men's football, that is.

>>149860785
worth the risk if a player is through on goal for example

>>149860797
>brags about not being able to have amazon sex
lol loser

>>149860810
what's wrong with her head tho?

>>149860808
No goalie. They'll still miss occasionally

>>149860810
I'd do Chloe Kelly alright.

>>149860808
Hard and in the center

>>149860808
Remove the keeper.

>>149860828
she is really pretty, girl next door pretty

>>149860828
aryan goddess

>>149860828
the last white woman in Westphalia

Lesbian on lesbian violence murderball

germany might have gotten a red card but teams still play 11 vs 11

Sure, a yellow für Nüsken and none for the Maghrebi cunts doing the same thing

>>149860808

No goalie, but they have to shoot at least 100kmph.

>>149860829
>Kelly
Irish genetics

Dangerously close that

get up you fucking weasel

>>149860850
I didn't have any girls next door growing up :/

>>149860850
the best kind

>>149860850
the tip of her nose going up too high makes it look piggish

>>149860828
amy adams-like

now that sjoeke missed the penalty is hard to argue her team let her down when they inevitably lose

>>149860873
I'll be your girl next door if you want ;)

>>149860617
wear white

>>149860828
she looks like the nazi girl in der untergang

>>149860828
that nose was engineered to snort cocaine

>>149860879
and that's a good thing

Remember to stay hydrated anons.

>>149860828
Ginny Weasley vibes. I'd put my wand in her goblet of fire, if you catch my snitch.

I'm praying for penalty shootout again for the entertainment value.

Guys is this girl lesbian or not???

>>149860797
If you want giantesses, watch tennis, volleyball or basketball. Men's football doesn't have many tall people either.

>>149860879
stfu

>>149860908
all women are bisexual

>>149860866
I have no data to back this up but Brits must have the largest skulls of European ethnicities, on average

>>149860879
That just means you can call her piggy while you cum on her face

>>149860920
a cute

>>149860827
Fuck you lucky small boy

I had to spend two weeks in the suburbs of Paris, in Limeil Brévannes. In that town the population is like over 95% black. To my surprise I never had a bad experience, all the people I met on the streets, on the public transportation or in the supermarkets were really nice. 4chan lied to me.

>>149860913
tennis mentioned

>>149860907
Still a long way to go.

>>149860904
average lioness visiting zakynthos/corfu

>>149860904
just cracked open a monster

>>149860908
Think about it this way: if you were a girl would you like to be a lesbian or would you like to get fucked by dudes

anybody cap that shot of the ginger with the two negroes?

>>149860920
Where can I get that top? I wanna just walk in off the crowd and start touching her foot.

>>149860920
toes

>>149860935
Nobody asked Xherdan

>>149860942
why would I do that?

how can you cheer for France here? Its literally last white front vs "just let them all in madame et monsieur"

>>149860941
>When you've just had sex with a French player.

>>149860935
are you black as well

>>149860942
Men are disgusting I don't know how women can do that shit

>>149860935
yes but you are brown

>>149860904
imagine putting your cock down her throat in this position

>>149860967
>Germany
>last white front
LMAO

>>149860904
Drinking diet coke. God's nectar.

>>149860936
breh

>>149860967
Frankly, I don't think either team deserves to win.

I CANT FUCKING CATCH MY BREATH FROM LAUGHING FRANCE REMIND ME OF HOW WE USED TO PLAY IN THE SCHOOLYARD
>the defenders stay back around their area at all times and only the 3-4 players who could dribble attack

can somebody translate those nazi chants?

Bet Kleinherne has an innie pussy

>>149860935
They thought your brown Albanian ass was one of them Granit

>>149860995
can we settle on this score and disqualify both teams?

ma femme =)

>>149860973

Nope I'm 100% white.

There seems to be a neverending supply of black lesbians in (((France)))

>>149860998
are nazi lesbians a thing? because that's what i saw

COME ON GERMANY, BEAT US. I DON'T WANT MY COUNTRY TO CONGRATULATE A LESBIAN LIKE ENGLAND
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HKZG0YxBhu0

>>149860935
>t. Hans Obi Okeke

>>149860913
Tennis players arent that tall

>camera pans to german crowd
>they all look dysgenic
it's over

Someone needs to train a girl from birth to be the one decent penalty taker in the entire world. They'll be the most valuable player by a mile

holy fuck this faking nigger, cart her off

edging hard to this match

okay genuinely why are pens so much worse in womens footy, i enjoy watching the league and the ints because the quality has improved a lot in the past decade but why are the pens so much worse genuinely curious

Floppiest Weuro game yet

Did our guy forget that he can substitute players?

>>149860967
I grew out of my teenage /Pol/ years

Why are the french wasting time when they have a gal more?

>>149861028
Kelly's based and is happily married to a man.

>>149860936
pusy

Wait the gk is an MLS player?

>>149861059
>Why are the French retarded?
A question asked since even before the days of Napoleon

Why are you watching this while not watching your local 7th tier team? The level of play is the same.

>>149861072
lol

got my cock out

>>149861072
I don't think we'll see a penalty shootout tonight I predict France win it in extra time. Having an extra player will come good for them eventually.

>>149861028
our girl is wearing the gay armband though, yours doesn't

>>149861052
what is the point
unless they are a good penalty taker

You can tell Germany has nig fatigue, they are tired of France lol

>>149861084
Because my local 7th tier team doesn't have smooth muscular thighs like this

WHOA MAMA, FRENCH BROWN CUTIE SUBBER

>>149861084
Why are you not watching your weight, fatso?

>>149861084
my local 7th tier team doesn't have a thread with all my friends on /spuh/

>>149861084
I introduced my 3rd tier local team to my japanese gf by going to watch it live actually.

French put an Indo-Chino on the pitch

>>149861084
I don't want to fuck my local 7th tier team

>>149861084
My local seventh tier team isn't broadcast live in HD so I can't watch it while gently masturbating from the comfort of my living room.

>>149861126
How long did it take you to train her out of doing those retarded squeels when you fuck?

LAOTIAN REPRESENTATION

>>149861035
>Tennis players arent that tall
The good ones literally have to be.
Sabalenka is 182cm
Anisimova is 180cm
Badosa too
Muchova too
And so on

defend women sports at all costs

>>149861084
i love and respect women

>>149861084
why do you care?

>>149861137
Why would I train her out of that?

Even if we don't win I hope our girls break Bacha's legs

>>149861084
literally only watching to see if a player accidentally flashes a bit of tit or pussy

Holy fuck this referee is blocking every pass. Are these dipshits not required to go through training?

>>149861143
Based!

>>149861130
She is Thai

>>149861140
how tall is the gyppo megafraud?

Why does this white blonde ref love France so much?

>>149861130

France has so many exotic regions to choose from.

>another shootout incoming
>2 penalties already missed in this match
oh boy

you now remember angers SCO legend, Billy Ketkeophomphone

>>149861084
Cause they don't look like this

>>149861161
Cute, i miss my cat

>>149861028
yes I want it, I want those leftist political parties congratulate them and get their muslim voters piss on them on social media

>>149861137
I made gentle love to a Japanese bird once and she did the squeals.

>>149861084
i'm naked, horny and love footy

/tennis/niggas on tour!

Why can't our keeper hold on to a ball to save her life? Are these not professionally trained players?

>>149861164
that would be misogynistic

>>149861161
damn my nigga died from boredom, F

>>149861084
Because the men's football season hasn't started yet, and isn't on TV. I have attended more 7th-tier (8th tier, actually) matches in person than I have women's matches.

>>149861084
those retards are on holiday

>>149861084
this is kino to edge to

dad said he wants france to lose more because they're higher up on the "historical axis of evil"

>>149861180
1
The French pen went in (albeit barely)

Foid football needs trannies, they can't play for shit

>>149861180
only one was missed

>>149861176
should have kept north america and cochinchina and left africa and poojeetstan to the brits

football should be played in straightjackets, what is this fucking grabbing each other and pulling clothes and hair. unsportsmanlike shite.
put them in jackets, I'm telling you.

France v Germany is the rivalry that defined the 20th century

>>149861211
tell him to lay off the facebook

>>149861211
he's got a point

>>149861084
I'm in rugby land, but my village got a club, well two villages share the same club and it's cuck tier behaviour. I'm not gonna support a club that half belongs to another village.

>>149861173
If you’re referring to the lovely Emma Raducanu (/sp/‘s favourite female athlete), then she’s 175cm

Why did they fire Chad Renard as the french coach ?

>>149861140
serena williams and steffi graf are 175cm

How come they have these big strong sexy legs yet have no power in their shots whatsoever?

I'm sure Berger is in real pain

>>149861221
>>149861227
ah yes
goalie only put a hand on it

>>149861211
based daddy, give him my love

>>149861211
very british thing to say

>>149861235
The 19th. In the 20th Russia took over for France. And the US for Germany at the halfway point.

Germany player is called minge lol

it should just not be allowed to drink and get coaching advices when the game is stopped. the german gk is lying.

They are so bad,

>+8
Oh boy

>>149861211
Based history-didn't-start-with-the-triple-entente father.

euros are just so kino bros..

>>149861250
those tights are used to squeeze their minges and reach orgasms when they are sitting, women always do this when horny but men can't notice

>>149861211
does he at least admit England is #1?

>>149861277
yeah no i'm out
not gonna watch more of this

>>149861211
>historical axis of evil
france, germany, and what?
russia? spain? ireland?

>>149861211
anglos' entire culture and identity is based on hating us. you're a small people.

>>149861297
As soon as you stop watching you'll miss some kino.

>>149861275
Not like the French don't get the same advantage, dingus

>>149861245
he was getting too distracting for the girls

>>149861230
funny i was thinking similar but giving you africa and using those resources to invade south america for purely sexual reasons

>>149861290
HNNG

>>149861273
We've got princess Xu at home :)

>>149860904
Me when she squats over my face and pisses in my mouth

>>149861306
The US.

French men play rugby and that's the excuse they use why their teams look like they do, what sport do french women play to justify this colour palette?

>>149861307
and yet here you are communicating that you hate the English, in English

>>149861290
smol but furious

If you cant win against a team who are a man down you should forfeit the match even if the scoreline says it's a draw.

>>149861294
france never even managed to pressure them the previous 90 mins the wont be doing anything of the sort in the time left. they are attacking with just 4 players the whole 90

>>149861306
The US, obviously.
Can't get any more evil than that.

>>149861245
he fucked off, he got some male football offer.

Come on Germany

>>149860920
>>149860908
Alright fucking answer me, I know there are some gigaautists who know everything about women's soccer

>>149861333
Handball

>>149861245
recalled by the saudis

>>149861306
the dutch obviously

>>149861307
its actually hating america desu
we like france

>>149861312
I miss him.

>>149861341
England/Britain.
US could theoretically go under that even,

>>149861339
the did score two goles (anulo de VAR)

Does the ref not know what advantage is?

>>149861333
French girls are anorexic

>>149861310
they're the ones with one more player, they're less tired they don't need a pause as much as the germans do you dumb fucking fat fuck retard. thijnk before you see a french flag you autistic butthurt retard.

>>149861341
tbf england (and the jews) dragged us into both world wars

>>149861316
if you took south america instead of the spanish it would have become the same puritanistic autistocracy as america
the first step to growing is accepting the problem comes from (you)

>>149861351
Bit rude

>>149861367
I doubt this ref even knows what football is.

>>149861334
that's you gotcha moment? do you feel pride when you see pakis speaking english?

>>149861306
Austria
Denmark
Australia
Argentina

>>149861371
>they're less tired they don't need a pause
so they should be going super saiyan after getting a freebie and some agua, but they still look like shite

>>149861364
Counts for nothing. You can come out and score a hundred goals at half time but it don't mean diddly.

>>149861380
It was mostly jewish bankers.

What level of football did you lads play at your peak?

german gk is hideous
a face made to catch footballs for sure

>>149861390
shouldnt have funded those invasions, Niels

>>149861390
Name now please swamp Hans

>>149861415
Could say same about your gk

why dont the Germans pass it up front and score?

>>149861386
Anyone has a webm when he got a red card?

>>149861412
I always was terrible, I didn't play football during recess with the other dudes.

>>149861371
Honestly your mademoiselles seem pretty gassed too for being up one woman

>>149861406
agreed

>>149861430
no schüller no party

>>149861390
Facts don't care about your feelings

lel at those admittedly cute depressed french qts

>>149861429
ours is a man so it does not count

>>149861423
You don't see me hating you guys for all the atrocitites funded by that national oil fund of yours throughout the years

>>149861412
I was a defender at lunch time in year 5 and 6 (I was around 8-10 years old). I was never very good but well-liked so everyone made a massive deal of the one time I scored.

>>149861412
I was far too aggressive, got sent off for shit I considered tame at the time constantly

>named Baltimore
>never shoots

>>149861444
always feel gassed when near germans

>>149861351
>>149861394
by that count you might as well just list every country that has ever gone to war with brits. not necessarily evil imoh. I'd probably put israel higher up there but considering bongs helped founding the nation so I doubt it.

>>149861467
kek

>>149861392
Come on, you can’t talk about minorities lol. That England won the civilisation race in Europe? A good achievement yeah

>>149861467
Kek

>>149861412
I was a winger at the provincial level, but then I fucked up my knee

Germany wins 1-1!

>>149861383
as if your former colonies are any better
you turned africa into an outright disaster

>>149861450
what's he dangling for the anglo?

it's so cute seeing them try to dribble

>>149861467
funny

>>149861467
Now that's humour we can all enjoy.

Is one of the French players called Baltimore? That's such a weird name. It's like Dutch male player Denzel Dumfries.

>>149861481
what civilisation race? holy shit. the house is burning but you come up with bullshit to feel better?

>>149861307
The hate was part of their divide and conquer plan for European hegemony. They were a naval superpower and they didn't wanted a monopoly in continental Europe so it was you and then krauts that sought to undermine.

>>149861501
Nutmeg

>>149861523
the one that sees a Frenchmen having to communication in English (you)

>down a man
announcer getting fired

>>149861478
please stop posting these webms of swedeanon

>>149861539
I speak american tho. we all do.

>>149861427
>Name now please swamp Hans
Not that anon. Yandex says Suzanne Schulting.

>>149861476
*giggle*

>>149860866
catholic school face

is breast cancer actually unique to breasts, or is it just cancer that women have tried to use to play victim?

Keep the politics out of my gooning thread please and thank you.

>>149861498
turned? you mean as opposed to before we arrived when their only pastimes were dying of dysentry and raiding the neighbouring tribe for slaves?

Fuck Germany ! You were supposed to beat us !

>>149861427
Suzanne Schulting, sneedskater.

thirty minutes to go! you can to do it femkrauts!

France deserve to go out if they can't score in the next 30 minutes.

>>149861555
t. lafayette

>>149861565
It's unique to breasts, but men unironically can get it too.

watching women play football is slowly but surely turning me into a misogynist

i just ate 6 strawberry ice cream cones in a row

go frauen!

stfu with the /int/ tier banter holy zoom

>>149861555
America, the offshoot of England? Stop being silly lol

>>149861565
I don't know but you'll be happy to know it's the one that gets the most research funds by a factor of about 2

What's it like being a female athlete? Is it just constant orgies?

>>149861625
it's embarrassing

>>149861625
I will once you admit your out of your depth from an intellectual standpoint

french kit is horrible.

>>149861599
god i want to eat gwinn's fat, tight, pale ass

>>149861625
Lighten up Nigel

Hey frens just tuned in, is there any french french national in this ape zoo team?

>>149861644
no just constant humiliation

The worst outcome here is France snatching a winner in the 120th minute.

I've wasted 2 hours watching this dross, I want penalties.

Will Germany make it to benuldies?

>>149861653
we just stole the chelsea kit and put a cock on it

>>149861625
The more popular women's football gets, the worse the threads are. /wfg/ must be fantastic lmao

>>149861636
the only reason they're not canada tier is because we freed them from your mediocrity. their influence is why speak english.

btw english looks like this because we made it look like this :)

>>149861668
the goalkeeper and probably some on the bench

>>149861687
I did that and they kicked me out of the club shop.

>>149861653
I like it. Better than what Nike has done to England's.

>>149861703
Is that Tobey Maguire?

>>149861565
It's unique to the breast tissue, which men also have a tiny amount of. Since women have way more, they get more breast cancer, but men can get it too. About 1% of breast cancer cases are men.

>>149861722
why's she pointin' at her nips

>>149861722
I prefer yours

>>149861722
You're not allowed to touch the red areas. Everything else is fair game.

>>149861722
that's clearly germany's

heh, Minge.

>>149861699
>their influence is why speak english.
Qu'est-ce que tu mean by that?

>>149861743
to indicate that i can suck on them

No joke, please beat us German bros

>>149861723
nah that's the average american

>>149861736
is breast tissue unique in anything other than geographical location?

>>149861736
I'd be so embarrassed to get breast cancer as a man. I'd have to lie to save face and say it was in my balls or my ass or something.

So does france still have any white people?

Imagine Mateo as a dominatrix with a firm grip of your needy testicles

in honour of the absolute oestrogen-fest that is this match I am eating some onions-based ersatz-smoked sausages and frankly they're not bad at all

Does France have any cute players?

>>149861722
I know it's supposed to be a take on this old kit.

I want those arrogant whores to lose, come on germany!

>>149861783
Yeah, it's the only tissue with those specialized glands

>>149861780
Tobey Maguire's American.

how many gifs of that dude do you have?

>>149861783
milk glands

>>149861333
castings with jacquieetmichel

>baltimore
Where is denver and atlanta?

>>149861565
If you have mantits you can get it too

>>149861797
BUFF PECS CANCER

>>149861783
It's the thing that produces milk. Why men also have that kind of tissue I can't say, I'm not a doctor.

>>149861840
no, that's just grease

>>149861800
Yes but they spend their weekends shut indoors arguing anonymously about how great France used to be.

>>149861823
is breast cancer a result of those glands?

>>149861636
English has many romance influences thanks to the Norman rule, it basically transformed old english a vulgar germanic language to a half latin-half germanic language. Do not underestimate your french roots.

>>149861831
thats all I got.

Do women have prostates hidden away?

SHIEEEEEEET

>>149861837
We joke about a woman called Baltimore, but if her name was Mary Land that would be relatively normal.

>>149861879
The weak should fear the strong.

GERMAN REINFORCEMENTS

yep that french coach must have fucked hundreds of women

>>149861867
Yep, but men have those glands too, they're just quite underdeveloped.

>Schüller on
FINALLY

>>149861871
No. I tried to look for one once, but she woke up and was absolutely furious.

>>149861907
>pic
finally they got their valbuena moment

>>149861871
Some of these modern women they have now have all sorts tucked away.

/biz/ idea: Abolish the 90/120 minutes of play in women's football. Have each match go straight to penalty shootouts instead.

>>149861912
do men over 40 even have sex drive?

where is my sex goddess, laura freigang?

>schüller
count your days frogs

>>149861720
Grim even in my Erasmus program all french exchanges were mulatto.

>>149861926
>>149861936
Classic Anglo posts kek

>>149861926
I was trying to do a joke like this but couldn't word it right. Well played.

>>149861871
Sure. They keep them in their handbags, together with their dildos.

>>149861912
the average french female coaching experience

schuller's counterstrike will fix everything

>>149861871
The fact that men have a pleasure gland in the ass but women don't is proof that God is a raging homosexual

>>149861937
this but every game

>>149861939
yes I do.

>>149861938
Men are truly sickening.

France are shit. Not even close for 90 minutes now

So who is taking this ?

>>149861907
VOLUMES

>>149861938
they should have put these statements into quotation marks to make it clear that they aren't their own

>>149861939
>do men over 40 even have sex drive?
No. They are still fitted with floppy disk drives though.

>>149862002
PISSI

>>149861938

Bobbi is the prettiest :3

>>149862001
Literally me

This thread is moving so quickly that nobody will notice me saying I was pegged for the first time two weeks ago

>>149862040
Nice

>Nigger holds first
>German gets carded for fighting back
I hope this referee gets shot

>only 1 yellow for France
Seems totally fair you guys

>>149862040
Noticed.

Trying to get my missus into football by watching this on the telly with her but she keeps getting distracted:
>has shown me 5 different Jet2 holiday meme videos since ET began
>keeps flicking over to channel 4 to watch Titanic (1997) for a few minutes meaning we missed the German missed penno
>says the Heineken pitch side ads are too distracting
>keeps going to the toilet
>is currently scrolling through IG
Help?

What the fuck was that kek

GOAT SAVE GOAT SAVE GOAT SAVE

HOLY SAVE

HOLY SHIT WHAT A SAVE
WEBM

HOLY CATCH

Who are the overall favorites for the tournament ? Spain ?

>France's closest opportunity is by Germany
kek

ez

bro

>>149862062
you know what to say to a woman with two black eyes?

it's pointless, someone already tried twice

kino save

WOMEN'S FOOTBALL-KINO

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

Oliver kahn!!!!

Oof, that would've been an embarrasing way to go

Our girls are trying to suicide...

The spirit of Peak Neuer in this gal

BERGER MY GOAT

NEIN NEIN NEIN NICHT HEUTE IM MEIN GOAL

minge moment

Best save ever came from a woman. Chud bros it's over.

Can Germanoids stop sabotaging themselves? A0gxx

>>149862040
I had a bisexual at uni try to sell me on it, telling me how I don't know what I'm missing and that a stimulated prostate is like nothing else and it would be a shame to go your whole life missing out on it, but I said no thank you, it's not for me. And I stand by that decision.

>>149862058
well yeah we don't cheat.

>>149862091
Pretty much, they're the only ones who haven't embarassed themselves yet

ngl I'm kinda impressed with Franzi Kett's performance so far

>>149862131
Hope Solo would be proud

>>149862138
thanks fren

>>149862040
did you like it? would you recommend it?

I didn't know wowmn xan do this kind of save

>>149862040
How does your ass feel, sore?

>>149862134
sound like you missed out on someone that wanted to stimuate your prostate

>>149862155
she nearly died for it

>>149862040
was she hot?

>>149862040
What did you get in return?

>>149862148
Hope Solo mentioned?

goddamn i am falling asleep

>>149862184
do it faggot

>>149862062
>says the Heineken pitch side ads are too distracting
My six year old niece was watching football with me the other day and asked if the adverts were put there to try to distract the players. I like that it works on your wife.

>>149860828
>write-in-the-nüsschen

mwah the french

>>149862040
btw im a mtf pre op trannie

That goalkeeper is insane. Nager should consider her for the world cup

>>149862168
Yes that was the vibe I got too.

>>149862184
Memes aside, she really was a great goalkeeper

This dreadful match makes me want to open a second one

>>149862184
do it.

i already have pre-ptsd for penalties

>>149862153
Went into her room at around 6 pm. When we were finally done, it was nearly 11pm. She ended up fucking me with the strapon twice. It was incredible. It was great. I can't wait for next weekend, I'm going to try to get her to fuck me again.

>>149862159
Surprisingly not

>>149862222
And she destroyed it.

>>149862224
Non! One bottle of beer will do.

>>149862208
>he doesn't do anything?

>>149862196
They distract me, to be fair.

>>149862241
how did you prepare your anus?

>>149862224
I'm 10 in, stop being a faggot

>>149862208
have always been celebrated for their mulattos... there is a moroccan player called karchaoui... inspired by that same excellence

france will 200% choke if it goes to pk

>>149862184
DONT

>>149862273
Shower, enema and her slowly easing me into it

I just feel bad for the french coach, dude was sent into a quagmire.

>>149862184
I am ready

>>149862224
on my 6th :D

>France has an entire team of black penalty-takers
Congratulations Germany

>>149862284
not a choke if it's expected.

>>149862311
blackie scored though, as opposed to the hyperborean queen

>>149862184
I'll need some of that Frenchman's second beer if you do it.

Baltimore is built like a pygmy

>>149862311
they're all women so it doesn't matter, none of them can score pens.

red for sexual assault against little Senß

>>149862311
My guy, have you seen our pen?

>>149862311

>Germany has a team of female penalty-takers
Well...

>>149862311
They scored one already this game, unliker us.

for me? It's Nadine Jensen.

>>149862311
They should just do a coin toss instead of pens like in the old days

I'm still thinking France will score a late one here.

>>149862345
For me? Milena Velba

For me, it's Alizee

>>149862311
>doesn't know about black excellence
Rural closed minded idiot detected.

>>149862232
The Eng-Swe game was too much for me.

What the fuck lmao?

This is turning into sloppykino

>>149862383
everyone is dead on their feet, its a crapshoot at this point, anyone can score

>>149862369
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Ultimate Surrender

>>149862388
I raise you with luna amor

gay shit germany killing the game in the hopes for pens

>>149862418
good post

Who actually watches this slop? My Sunday league pub team would demolish those lot.

damn, everybody moving in slow motion now

>>149862422
Luna Silver is the superior Luna

Good evening, I hate women

Predict penalty success ratio.
I give it 40%.

The worst part is after all this running about the ladies will still have to go home tonight and make some dinner for their husbands.

lmaooooooooooo PENALTY CHANGES these two will certainly miss their pens

that's a dude
>actually n'gubu
lmao

thats a dude coming in for france isnt it

no fucking way thats a woman

>>149862422
>>149862437
for me, it's Luna Lovegood

>>149862437
nice caterpillars

Barcola 22

Why is China so bad at football?

Even low tier Belgian clubs play better...

>>149862449
>husbands.
Kek.

Is the French coach using my golden 10 minutes idea?

>>149862435
That's what makes it so funny, it's like watching toddlers play

>>149862456
Two dudes*

XE'S BACK

hair covering the number and the name must be an offense.

>>149862484
Like sexy little toddlers mmmmm

don't know how smart it is to sub off the lad right before imminent pens

CERCI CERCI CERCI

I thought Gwinn was going to kiss her for a sex

>>149862435
I don't want to fuck most of your Sunday league pub team.

>>149862440
5/9

german 15 nearl got kissed there

>>149862507
prince andrew, is that you?

>>149862512
>kiss her for a sex
kek

>>149862422
>>149862437
>>149862462
You guys asked for it.

AWOOGA

Who is THAT

do they schedule women's leagues around the players' periods?

>>149862540
There was nothing wrong with her leg was there.

yeah those german birds can sit on my face whenever they want

>>149862512
fun fact "gouine" means dyke in french

>tactical foul, then knocking all away
red

>>149862523
But you want to fuck these frenchies?

>>149862557
Don't.

Cute line ref smile when she got the offside right

Probably one of the worst games I've seen in my life

Would you look at that, a yellow for France after a tactical foul.
Only took 5 attempts

Getting kinda hungry up in here

Why are the two ugliest players the goalkeepers?

>>149861938
I never in my life seen a man putting on this much of a fight against making a sandwich tẞh

>>149862580
>Cute

>injure yourself because you did an exaggerated dive
smartest german

>>149862592
grippy braid's

>>149862591
complete opposite of Sweden v England, kind of amazing

MEIN FÜHRER THE MASTER PLAN HAS BEEN LEAKED

UH OH

>>149862590
What does it smell like?

>>149862422
Based

For me, it's Selina Cerci

>>149862540
>nein mein hand ist nicht auf mein vagina
I saw it tho

very sensible to play this game in basel , classic franco-german middle ground

>>149862620
Hannah :)

>>149862580
nah, she saw herself on the big screen and women always smile when they see themselves

goalie cheats

>>149862632
OH NO

>>149862642
sexooooo

ERAAAAAAAAAAAAA PENAAAAAAAAAAAL

>>149862632
just defend everything sis

>>149862642
High sexual energy

>>149862642
hottie

>>149862665
>>149862632
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN DELETE ZIS

>>149862632
>Every picture just has dot after dot outside the goal.

>>149862662
She did it again :)

>>149862632
>>149862665
>>149862679
in english, doc

>>149862632
>this much green
uh oh that must be god tier for women's pens

>>149862641
*motorboating sounds intensify*

>>149862642
me on the right

>>149862694
Very smug.

GET INTO PENALTIES ALREADY

>>149862694
>*rules out your goal*

I enjoy feet

>>149862698
sichelschnitt 2.0

>>149862641
Anyone choosing the one on the left is a poof

Subs are a good thing.

maybe we should have subbed this nutjob cerci earlier

pk comedy kino incoming

>THE BRITZ
>DALLI
it's on

>>149862409
what am i looking at here?

it took 110 minutes to the cameraman to spot a white french in the stadium

JULE OUT?

So Dallmann and Däbritz will take the penalties eh.

german 16 looks feisty
20 looks retarded

jule out for pens is crazy no

#22 is cute

>>149862787
Fuck off Randy

Where's my son?

Trump is a paedophile

>13
I saw that

>>149862787
Fuck off, Randy

I am from the future. Germany wins in penalty shootout.

>>149862849
She didn't shoot the one that could've won the game in regular time.

PASS IT INTO THE FUCKING BOX

>>149862922
France will win in open play.

JAYSUS CHROIST

TROLLBAR

>>149862922
Why did she do it?

BENALDY KINO INCOMING

BENULTY KINO

New thread?

i died of a heart attack

5/14 is the record to beat, yeah?

BENULDIES

>>149862922
Oh wow a 50/50 prediction

c'est fini.

Penalty kino coming up.

>boxing over just in time for BENULTIES

HERE WE FUCKING GO

If, like me, you need to pee, do it now. Your sides WILL split during this shootout.

snorting another line of ketamine for that penulty shootout

>>149862922
>over a decade ago
what a time to be alive

big minge fan here!

>>149862998
Okay. How's that related to the trashwe're watching though?

My wife Dabritz will score <3

how do i stay awake for this bros

>>149863020
good call brb

i'm 4 beers in AND READY TO LAUGH

New Thread for benuldies

I’m personally against penalties in tournaments, especially in finals.

what is life like in germany?

>>149863047
shoot yourself in the foot

dear lord

>>149863047
Steek een bloedhete frikandel in je kont

>>149863047
drink more
i think finnbro has passed out by now

>>149863063
Like sweden but less gay

>>149863067
We were missing a (retarded) gal for 110 minutes.