Thread 149863013

better times edition

heemvious: >>149857351

blks cant mma
blks cant box

First for Finland

>38 is young
Guys we still have time

just how bad is dan ige

>>149863013 (OP)
UNHEEMABLE

except that one time

Mfw Brendan Allen manages to lose against Vettori

ONE MORE RUNBROS WE ARE BACK!!!!!

marvin is getting bleemed

>>149863135
Brendan's only weakness is striking defense. There's literally no way he can conceivably lose to Vettori.

make the thread
non-shrimp style

I didn't know Usyk was fighting, what the hell?
Is it over yet?

Heh my boy vettori...it's time to show the world kid.

>>149863384
who?

>>149863534
absolute mma

i like putting $100 on a heavy favorite like dulatov
sure it only makes $15 back but its pretty much a guarantee and pays for my booze for the night

Dubois would easily be hw champ if he transitioned

non-shrimp thread
>>149862691
>>149862691
>>149862691

>>149863627
Poatan would heem usyk

>>149863654
kys

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's a cuck chair night for your boy (me) if Dustin loses.

2 minutes then I'll bake it

Where is thread

THE STREAM IS UP

>>149863013 (OP)
some magic left the sport when Max got heemed for the first time. it's not right. we need heroes and seemingly mythical fighters

Make the game thread

>>149863954
>>149863768
>>149862691
>>149862691

>>149863993
kill yourself

not shrimpfag, a REAL game thread

>>149864008
no u

>>149863013 (OP)

This card is stacked. We're gonna be eating good tonight bros

>she's a dog man
woah DC

non-shrimp

>>149864075
>>149864075
>>149864075

ill brutally heem any poster who posts gay shit

>>149864091
This one is already a non shrimpy, retard pajeet.

Usyk is like me, but better

>>149864135
i know that feel

>>149864118
retard

Aleks better be in this thread.

>>149864169
Oh, its the gamethread.
>>149864091
Pardon me, Mr Pajeet.

>>149864135
just like my wife's bull

judice is one of those rare wmma fighters that fights like a dude. better technical striking, footwork, and takedown defense than plenty of male fighters. actually sits down on punches too instead of shadow boxing wmma bullshit. we need a new joanna

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>149863013 (OP)
Louisiana stand up

>>149864537
DC stole my line that motherfucker

It's UFC 318

The area code for the northern half on Louisiana is 318. Mind Blown.

>>149864686
pure pottery

I THINK I'M BIG SCHAUB

>DDP vs Khamzat
>both guys are all offense little defense
>both have questionable cardio
>unbreakable wills
Slopfest fight of the year kino inbound

I CAN'T STOP

>Max is a good dude and he put up a hell of a fight, but he was never gonna ruin my retirement party.

SOON

Jerome vs Glenn 3, who yall got?

Hope Poirier gets dominated for 4 rounds and 4 minutes, 59 seconds and gets brutally sent to the shadow realm after that embarrassing, legacy-ruining walkout.

Brathas, Dustin should use his black belt-level jujitsu to win this thing.

Holloway bros, we got too cocky??

>>149873758
So much cock.

Fuck I'm sleepy not gonna make it

I haven't followed the UFC lately, what the fuck is the BMF Championship?

The script has began the real BMF is Joshua Van

max is flushed

>>149873808
Bad Mother Fucker

>>149873808
WWE-tier meme shit

>>149873830
*Baddest
Fixed.

What legacy does Poirier have? He lost anytime he faced someone decent

Im getng head, cNt watch. Is the fight gud???

>>149873852
he broke mcgregor for one

So far Dustin/Max has done:
Max doing Gilly: 1
Dustin adjustmenting shorts: 9
Max pointing his finger to the center: 0

I ACTUALLY LOVE MAX

THINK HE IS MY FAVOURITE FIGHTER

hawaiian accent is so kino

>>149873808
basically the fan favorite trailer meth head belt

>>149873841
Kek and it's main event

>>149873847
Thanks

>>149873896
it's awful but endearing

CHILLS

is jolly the most fuckable ufc wife

>>149873967
megan olivi is the prime bbc slut

Max is the second best in his weight class at any given time

1 - holloway
2 - draw
3 - holloway
4 is looking like Holloways round too.

What the fuck is Dustin doing? round 5 is where max gets more dangerous too. unless he gets a flash KO, this fight is over.

i think dustin needs to stop relying on a jab that keeps getting parried and maybe throw an uppercut up the pipe or something. stun him.

>>149874009
get out of my country, patel, before i forcibly remove you. fucking delivery driver cunt.

YESSAH BLESSAH COME TO HAWAII FOR A FREE HEEM

Mental how the ufc gone from st pierre, lawler, Anderson silva to this garbage

>clinching
smdh

>>149874107
seething oldtroon

>Does nothing
>Loses
>Legacy is shit

max retires olivera next

sataday nite we found out

>dustin clinched in the last 10 seconds of his last fight
what a faggot

bit of a strange fight

felt like max could have finished him a couple of times

sparring match

>>149874107
>anderson silva
shiggy diggy

dustbitch clinched

this shit sucked.

>and I got some history with the champ

Getting brutally heemed?

>>149874107
>2 boxers striking nonstop is somehow bad
shutup bitch, you will never know how awful it was watching pride's 10 minute first rounds full of hugfests and juiced up huggers.

faggot

If dustbin never got lucky twice with Conor, he’d be a gatekeeping can

>never won bmf
>never won a championship
>lost in his home state
>clinched in the last 10 seconds of his retirement fight
KWABOTY

Is someone cutting onions?

>>149874355
i think Holloway has the tools to beat ilia. if he gets KO'd again, then I will fully admit that that little georgian fucker is the best.

Give Holloway another shot.

>main card is all decisions
>main event for a fake belt was a snoozefest
Yeah this sport is dead. Event got completely overshadowed by Usyk.

LOL @ Poirier clinching after gettting blitzed by Max in the final few seconds.

SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND....oh wait...

what a faggot Pooirier is

Picks 1 win
USA

>>149874460
He’s never been a real one. Did the same shit with Conor

Never risk a 2-0

>Jolene's face post fight
She has the ick, bros........

maybe if Dustin didn’t beat Conor and lost like he was told to, this wouldn’tve happened :)

Ilia Topuria’s best win just went life and death with Makhachev’s 8th worst win

dustin should have thrown some punches

>>149874581
She's gonna leave him for Gooby. ESPECIALLY after Goobys dick pics...

Thank you Dustin

Just how bad is Islam?

Dustbin vs canor BKFC?

lol dustbin thought it was 2-2

>>149874581
Post it

if max almost got heemed by the corpse of dustbin then topurio would just zeem him again. really pointless to make that rematch.

>>149874495
Nobody cares fucking kill yourself you cringy faggo

what went wrong?

that was fun. time to look at conors dick

remember arnold allen?

You now remember Dustin Poirier

Shine bright like a nigger

>>149874682
What a failure of a career honestly.

bye bye shitrier

Dustin GOATed

You are now remembering Dustbin Poleplay. The fighter who clinched and panicked in the last ten seconds of his career.

>perform the greatest story loss of your career in the final 10 seconds of your retirement fight
Pure kino

>>149874682
in retrospect it's safe to say that michael johnson flushed him

>>149874648
Can't right now. I have hardware acceleration on so no screenshot or webms on espeen and can't turn it off for a while. That's why there's 80% less webms posted.

>>149874253
still richer than u ever will be and more respected than u. kwab. keep posting on incel anime forum.

Very happy that reddit’s fighter went out on a loss

>>149874715
pure pottery

Just how bad was connor mcgregor?

say what you will about mcgregor. he would not have clinched.

daniel cormier virtually had the same career as dustin poirier but everyone only clowns dustin poirier
dustin beat alvarez and mcgregor who were both champions at different times, isn't that good enough?

Dustins lucky to be living, so many men had their chance to kill Poirier and they suceeded

>>149874705
its funny how people who never fought in their lives trying to criticize professional fighters lol

heem.com members in shambles because they will never get a retirement ceremony like that

Can some redditor please explain to me why they're glazing dustbin so hard? He was a career journeyman. Why is his retirement so special? Even Aldo didn't get this treatment.

>seppos rejoicing in a white man losing while a brown wins
if you needed anymore evidence americans aren't white, there it is

>>149874727
Do you think that justifies him being a shit fighter?

Dustbin should’ve just taken a knee and yielded to Max, would’ve been more heemspectful

>>149874746
>daniel cormier virtually had the same career as dustin poirier
???

>This is it Dustin, now's your chance to prove to everyone that you are not a crying bitch and are in fact a Certified Badass™
>*clinches*

>>149874757
redditor here, its probably because reddit hates conor and dustin has 2 wins over him

>>149874757
covid tourist

>>149874740
*doubt*

>>149874740
>oh you're a wrestler now?

>>149874759
Holloway is white-adjacent

>>149874653
He can make it but it is hard. He can't get touch, His chin is gone, and it was already cracked after he fought Justin... Apturo Topturo just made it worse exploding it.

You can see he is a great fighter, but his chin will probably make him lose fights he would never.

I dont care much for Dustin, but i watched his fight against michael chandler at ufc 281 high as fuck and it was one of the greatest highs ive ever had. Bloodiest shit ive ever seen. Only pulled for dustin because a brazilian in one of the matchthreads said he bet a ton of money on dustin and if he lost he was gonna consider an heroing

Dustin: The man who never had what it took, all the way up to the final 10 seconds of his career

>>149874776
>Ilia gives max his opportunity to fight like a man and not be a last ten second "fighter"
>drops his nuts and gets KO'd

That was the gayest shit that I've seen

>ALL my heem webms are "corrupted file or unsupported file type"
Anyone else have this problem????

How bad is lightweight when hollowgay can come in and outclass dustbin and gaycheese for 5 rounds each and Toppuria can knock olives in 90 seconds?

>>149874715
why did he do that? was he just tired? max is most dangerous in the 5th round we all know that, but you accepted the brawl in the last 10 secs and got teed off on without firing back and instead were shelling.

fuck it. give max the next shot at topoopoo. Max wins this time.

>>149874791
nah b, you're a disgusting NIGGER FREAK

>>149874770
cormier lost to jones and miocic multiple times and everyone seems to accept that jones and miocic were the real champions, but because of arbitrary circumstances cormier was allowed to be a paper champion for a while
poirier would also be champion under such astronomical circumstances, and has proven he can beat championship level competition multiple times. his legacy is as good if not better

>>149874746
dustin please get off 4chan

>>149874759
Dustin is white?

>>149863013 (OP)
Fuck Dana

>>149874800
stop doing drugs retard

>>149874802
Did it with Islam, did it here

he did knock out mcgregor infront of like a hundred million people

>>149874822
if you weren't a cazzy you'd know that Dustin gave up on his career in the first round against pisslam

>>149874822
dustin found out in the end, he wasn't as real as he thought

>>149874824
dc was a double champ. dustbin was never champ. they are not the same. simple as.

>>149874759
>duh white man
increase your racism IQ please

>>149874830
>argensimian nigger has the gall to imply someone isn't white
my shit is whiter than you maggot

>>149874757
Fan favorite and was a good goy for Dana his whole career. A true company man

Dustin chose life instead of cte, that’s what the ending of that fight meant

>>149874757
Aldo ended his career mostly fighting rando fighters on weak ppvs while every poirier fight in recent memory has been a main of a ppv or part of a stacked ppv

Im not a huge poirier fan but I have to see his fights, while I don't even think I cared about missing some recent Aldo fights enough to rewatch them later

>>149874850
I did, that fight was 3 years ago.. i had a binge where i would get really high and watch UFC though.

Where's Khabib?

>>149874863
if khabib vacated due to court cases over hit and running pregnant brazzettes dustin would’ve been a champion

>>149874830
Well he look like the algerian rapper Sofiane Zermani

>>149874372
You are a cazzie faggot who don't know nuthin bout mma bitch.

Dustdaddy won.

>>149874877
It's like that time he was arguing with his trolls after khabib got the #1 p4p
He makes it about himself

Why would you have a meng like that and choose to be a tranny

https://youtu.be/FWuZmh155Kw
costas still tweaking. I thought it was the weight cut..

>>149874909
photoshopped

Few heems on the earlys
Paulo came back from forced retirement
Pack a day Rodriguez shut danas pet negro up
Dustbin couldn't talk properly after Max neck zeemed him so we didnt get an hour of him talking about jolies cans
good card, 8/10

seriously though just how shit is pigslam? also heeminder pooyay had 2 broken ribs in that fight

khabib is a pussy

>>149874814
Can't post any videos or images myself

>>149874932
lots of them are huge
specially the brazilian ones

>>149874909
>door not square under the top jamb
disturbing

costa is like fluent in english sometimes then cant say basic english sentences then at other times seems like he cant speak it at all lmao how does that happen

>>149874979
she moggs conor lol

>>149874990
he is constantly weaving through various stages of cte

don't let this distract you from the fact that Islam literally never fought a real contender, his career was propped up to the point where he broke the record and no one cared, and now that the division opened up with Apturo, Arman, Paddy and Max he bitched out for a fight against a new champ that's stylistically favourable yet no one knows if it's even happening
>>149874959
>>149874965
these two? not distracted. On point. Laser focused even.

>>149874999
>she

>>149875006
You think max and paddy have a better chance of beating Islam than JDM? lol

>>149874940
Some people are sleepy. Some people are excited. Some people are in happy moods, but they may be in a sad mood later. Sometimes I tap my foot and get restless. Sometimes I'm sluggish.
Not everyone is on drugs. It would make no sense for him to be on stims before a fight during a weight cut when you need sleep and testers are guaranteed to test you before the fight. And you can pop/get suspended for even adderall, even if you have a prescription.

>>149875006
How, he didn't pick his title defences. Also moving up is the redeeming move, assuming he doesnt retire after the JDM fight. Fighting anyone at 170 is better than beating max, arman, ilia at 155

>>149875006
how was charles not a real contender? also he fought arman already

>>149875046
>>149875041
You are replying to a pasta nigger with severe BDS

Daner live

>>149874830
yeah, but I dont think poirier is a good figure for racial supremacy considering his loss against menace plus he wanted to get the BMF belt wrapped by lil' wayne for some reason

>>149875013
>>149874979
beautiful posts spammy!

>>149875006
>JDM
>a favorable matchup
>for literally anyone
He's topuria if the took HGH during puberty

>>149874959
Better than max since he didn’t need to be saved by the bell

>do you think ilia has done enough to fight Max for the bmf title
great questions

>>149874877
Based

Islam will strangle Apturo/Topturo less than 30 feet away from his sobbing child, and then go home to ride dirtbikes and post cats on his IG without even feeling a sliver of regret.

>>149875036
>>149875041
>>149875046
>>149875055
indians living vicarously through islamists will never be not funny

>>149875078
I think they think he's better for Islam than Belal on paper at least, the whole "we trained together" bullshit is code for "he's strong enough to deal with me and it's going to go to an uneventful decision"

fact: ilia wanted to fight islam and called him out multiple times
fact: islam left the division after ilia called him out
these are the facts, decipher them as you will

>>149875078
I was going to be a smartass and say "Ehrm ackthually JDM throws body kicks" but then I remembered Ilia is 5'7" and that he's probably aiming for the body half the time but can't get any higher than the thigh lmao.

>>149875113
fact: ilia fought a chinless 48 year old
fact: ilia fought a weight drained max
fact: Ilia's best win is Josh Emmett

>>149875102
Italian champion Belal Muhammad

>>149875113
>t-topuria? *gulp* n-no brazza i fite only for legasee, gif me real brazilian gangster money moicano

This fight didnt matter and had been seen twice before and it was known dustin would retire beforehand and it wasnt for a real belt and neither of them are big enough stars to be headlining ppvs without having a real title. Also why is lil wayne handing out the belt when hes just a rapper entertainer and knows nothing about the world of fist fighting.

>doesn’t have a fight booked
>entire thread is talking about him
The main character of MMA

>>149875136
What are you going to buy with that money?

>>149875143
weezy is a natural born killer not just a trained mma athlete

>>149875113
ilia had 1(one) featherweight defense at the time islam was going to move up
there was no reason for Islam to stop his plans to fight ilia
ilia even said as much that he agrees with islam going up to 170 to become double champ and doesn't think he was ducking

>>149875131
Josh emmett was esentially the interim featherweight champ bud

>>149863013 (OP)
I'm sorry I doubted the Borrachinha.
But meng Kopylov was a fuaking bum, was this fight or sparing?

>>149875157
beer and weed, b

What a shit card bruders hh did anyone get their picks

>>149875170
Pillowfisted paulo almost heemed roman a few times in that fight, give him time

Making a burger.

wait dustin lost???? KEK I was going to say he finally won a belt at the end

>>149875136
>bets $200 to win $153

>>149874877
this nigga the biggest seether in the jewfc

>>149875168
>there was no reason for Islam to stop his plans to fight ilia
there was literally nothing stopping him from fighting ilia and then moving up, he didn't even start bulking until after jdm/smelal

>>149875196
Yea and Conor got finished by THAT guy twice

>>149875168
ilia called him out long before he 'decided' to move up
>ilia even said as much that he agrees with islam going up to 170 to become double champ and doesn't think he was ducking
top kek, little fella was pushing his rising star status too much, pretty obvious danar told him to stop calling out pisslam because his Saudi muzrat daddys didn't like it

>>149875191
did you drop it on the floor

>>149875196
he won interim you filthy border hopping spic
*pisses on your mums grave*

>>149875199
water you implying, b

>>149875235
u a dumb ass niggah bich dat's what

>>149875214
Islam wanted to move up since Leon was champ. Dana even said that he wanted to make that fight at one point

piggy no belts go oink oink brazza!

>>149875242
oh yeah well that's really intere-*heems you dead*

>>149875205
I agree they could've fought but from islam's perspective it makes sense to wait and see what was going to happen before jumping into a fight where even if he doesn't lose he could get injured and miss out.

>>149875170
Woife was in the DMs sadly I fear

>>149875196
Holloway gave him his dirty gloves backstage so who really lost

>>149875252
if he fought ilia when he was supposed to it wouldn't have messed up the timing for moving up

I am fucking DRUNK

Max "Zombie Slayer" Holloway

Max "The Gator Exterminator" Holloway

>>149875170
We were correct Paolo is bad but russkie Askren is even worse

>>149875131
fact: Dan Hooker was on extended vacation in Abu Dhabi to avoid covid restrictions in Australia.
fact: Dan Hooker fought Islam a month after his last fight with literally no camp behind him
fact: Bobby green fought Islam a week after his fight
fact: Islam had to take an IV which only Abdelaziz knew was legal to face Volk the first time
fact: they had Gamrot literally made weight to face him after Charles pulled out because of injury (he didn't want to fight in Abu Dhabi) yet they went to pull Volk from across the globe on a week's notice
fact: Moicano on a one day notice
get fucking real, the UFC stopped trying building contenders and started to force stars by trying to align the planets for them as much as the possibly can, see O'Malley or Adesanya.
Islam going up against a guy that just won isn't as interesting as him fighting the guy who knocked the fuck out the two who were considered the best featherweights of all time back to back and then went up to meet him just to knock the fuck out the guy who he won the belt from to begin with. There's way more to promote there but the truth is this
>>149875214
>pretty obvious danar told him to stop calling out pisslam because his Saudi muzrat daddys didn't like it

So glad i went out and didn't watch a single fight.
Looks like the prelims were bangers and the main card was ass

>>149874495
thank you for your werk b

>>149875267
B when I recover from my sight wide hangover in about 3 days I will have so much to tell vis a vis this weekend bonanza of combat sports

>>149874670
Her asshole smells like garam musala

>>149875280
the main event was an all time classic

>>149874754
Hope Dustbin sees this, bro.

>>149875244
Everyone wanted him to fight ilia, its just too risky for islam particularly after being zeemed by a can brazzo and struggling to put away poirier
His 'legacy' would have been destroyed. You know this, I know this.
but keep coping that he didnt run from the midget if it makes you feel better mohammed

>>149875289
Yes

>>149875278
>fact: Dan Hooker was on extended vacation in Abu Dhabi to avoid covid restrictions in Australia.
>fact: Dan Hooker fought Islam a month after his last fight with literally no camp behind him
>fact: Bobby green fought Islam a week after his fight
>fact: Islam had to take an IV which only Abdelaziz knew was legal to face Volk the first time
>fact: they had Gamrot literally made weight to face him after Charles pulled out because of injury (he didn't want to fight in Abu Dhabi) yet they went to pull Volk from across the globe on a week's notice
>fact: Moicano on a one day notice
>get fucking real, the UFC stopped trying building contenders and started to force stars by trying to align the planets for them as much as the possibly can, see O'Malley or Adesanya.
>Islam going up against a guy that just won isn't as interesting as him fighting the guy who knocked the fuck out the two who were considered the best featherweights of all time back to back and then went up to meet him just to knock the fuck out the guy who he won the belt from to begin with. There's way more to promote there but the truth is this
whole lot of words when you could have just said this
FACT: Gamrot is the best fighter in the division and Apturo's nightmare.

>>149875290
My current minge looks like her doesn't eat much smells like weed gives ok brain likes it in the ass

>>149875303
How much are you going to piss and shit when Islam submits Jack?

heeminder islam is finding the bulk for welterweight difficult and is struggling to gain mass

>>149875311
why are you calling pussy minge?

>>149875304
Corrr

>>149875314
I can tell the state of your pigmentation just by the content of the posts

If jdm v islam does eventuate watch the muzzie dog pull out injured and hold out for le retirement fight in Abu Schaubi

>>149875278
What was the UFC meant to do when Arman pulls out of his title fight on one day notice? You schizos act like it was planned or something

Simple. Easy.

>>149875322
It's a funny word and heem minge sounds nicer to my ear than heem puss

>>149868515
KWAB

>>149875326
>

It's really over...

Max is the most consistent real one

>>149875314
kek he struggled with dustbin
JDM is going to murder him via the spirit of Craig Jones and end the crotch sniffing era for good
youre paki by the way and dagestanis, like the rest of the world, see you as subhumans not brazzas

>>149875340
Chicken korma butter chicken 3 rice 4 garlic naan and some fanta cheers

>>149875304
baddest bitch alive
>>149875337
minge sounds like a mange ridden street cat but maybe thats just me

>>149875324
MHMMMM
>bottle popping sound
HEEEEREMY BLANCHY

>>149875328
pisslam swears he fights for legacy but was content with his last win at lightweight being one day notice moiCANo

>>149875324
HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOOOOOGA

>>149875358
I see the confusion but that man is actually from Italy not India

>>149875367
His legacy will be cemented by beating JDM at 170.
If he fought ilia you would continue complaining that he only bullies midgets like you did for the last 4 years

Topuria needs to beat Max again to solidify his title. I will not watch another UFC until it's headlined by Holloway v Topuria 2.

>didn't fight
>doesn't have a fight booked
>All the BDS peabrains are revved
he just keeps winning

>>149875328
and what about the other times where he abused a rule that only his camp knew of or the blatant bullshit pulled with Volk
>You schizos act like it was planned or something
I don't think so, but with Saudi money anything is possible

>>149875367
they're a bunch of cowards and literally everyone who isn't a paki simp for them sees it, how many times did Khabib say "I hev to fite Tony Ferguson for legacy" only for him to go radio silent when it was time, or Islam pre-ducking Arman "eeehhh I already beat dis guy on his debut, on short notice, when he was 23, you kno dis"

>>149875385
no one cares bruv, islam is yesterdays news.

I don’t wanna see max get a title shot imma be real

What's the next big reddit main event now the Max Dustin dust is settling

Costurds wife really DMed Zatdaddy after his hair transplant failed that’s crazy work

>>149875381
Pre-topuria max doesn't get dropped by max in the 2nd. Topuria damaged his chin and will completely obliterate it if they fight again

>>149875401
dropped by dustin*

>>149875394
Erin likes her balls big I see

>>149875392
>>149875389
>>149875388
You are so mad right now lmao

>>149875401
wrong. max won't fight him the same way relying on his previous iron chin and will instead outbox him. fuck off you stupid coon.

Topiglet fled from his Movdaddy bacon bussy breaking.

>>149875381
I recognize her. Believe it or not shes unironically got a huge meng.

can nobody post webms or mp4s? What the fuck is going on?!!?!

>>149875385
I think it's more like he was such a favorite here, but now many are questioning if he was really ever good. And it's looking like he wasnt, if you really look into it. And it's something we don't want to admit so it's talf when you finally acknowledge it.

Carli Judice will be represent state of Louisiana. She will be more popular than Dustin Poirer in the next couple of years.

>beat Ilia
>"Wow bro congrats you beat a Cage Warriors Bantamweight."
>beat JDM
>"Wow bro you beat a paperchamp who went life and death with Gilbert Burns and Basil 'No Wikipedia Page' Haffez."
Islam will somehow get more respect beating the likes of Shavkat or Brady than of he beats actual divisional GOATs.

pigslam is #2
ilia is #1
ilia has two belts
pigslam has none
ilia has no defeats
pigslam has one

Islam only has two good wins thoughbeit

We don't count the chastity belt here.

Nigga felt the heem coming and hugged

>>149875443
The cope narratives are extremely predictable

>>149875443
respentfully so shavkat and brady are tougher fights than little short armed retard apturo and the dude who split decisioned d-rod's cumsock.

You're telling me Adriano Martin's son beats the pfp #1 in a fight? Really?

>Tony takes out Salt Papi for the MFB interim middleweight title
>Tony unifies the title
>Tony vs Poirier for the Misfits Boxing Middleweight Championship of the World
chills...

>>149875453
And If Clitia didn’t duck 155 Max he’d have one

Topiglet? You mean that piggy who oinked for Slamdaddy slop?

Pitbull is fucking shit by the way, what the fuck were they thinking with bringing this faggot in?

Pakis pretending they are Dagis is funny
One is a race of heemers
The other a race of malnourished black women we wuzzing every time a muzzy fights

>max outboxing anyone
He’s been an eternal cutbaby who had to rely on physicality and durability to win. Good thing for him that 155 isn’t good at all and that Featherweight is filled with heemlets. Hilarious that Arnold “1 fight every 2 years” Allen has a better showing against him than these bums at 155.

Ilia has more legitimate wins going up to the title shot than Islam too

>>149875491
Are you seriously going to act like Max don't got thunder in his hands at 155?

>>149875464
Yea this guy is gonna be a really tough matchup with his elite striking

>>149875512
Bopturo also got 10-8'd by zalal in the 3rd

Legitimate win, real gangsta, Jai Herbert

>>149875517
lets see Islam’s first 155 fight in the poofc

>>149875512
kek

*enters*

>>149875304
erin blanchfield fine shite

Topuria is not a real lightweight contender. He's beaten nobody.

>>149875529
https://youtu.be/-KoXt9pZLGM?si=y9I4SrL4qgThrW03&t=45

>>149875517
>up a weightclass with no bulk
>fighting a guy with a massive size and reach advantage
>tanks flush head kick to the chin
>gets up to knock him the fuck out

*ahem*
Adriano Martins.

It was a long time ago now but it’s still crazy islam got dropped bad and saved by the ref against a literal who

>>149875504
Max has sting now but his whole style is predicated on him being way tougher than his opponent. This was even more apparent at 145 where he sacrificed muscle and pop to his punches for size. I’m also tagging on 155 being a pile of shit, seeing as how the only guys Islam fought are former 145ers

>>149875529
merab said he's not american just the other day btw

>thanks guys
>wait one last thing
>p-please b-buy my hot sauce
aura flushed

>>149875555
Merab became American the day he sat in a cuck chair and watched Aljo lay down some BBC on his gf

>>149875551
he really only lead with his chin from the volk 3 fight and before. really switched up his game afterwards. he was catching topuria with more cleaner shots then vice reversa so wouldnt be surprised if that fight went differently at 55/ topuria got pop cause he's a roided out manlet, max needs to have some muscle on his bones to hit hard which he done got at 55.

>>149875529
love this lil nig like you wouldnt believe

I heemember when they mocked me for appreciating Erin's beauty

How does Costurd recover from this one?

Will BDS sissies cling on to Armussy when he spanks Topiglets bacon bussy, even though Slamdaddy has already sealed and cemented that piggy?

>>149875576
You've been writing about how much you hate muslims all thread I can believe you love the same thing but georgian inb4 watch him around ailin perez and tell me he doesn't seem like an iraki

>>149875583
looks like an apology to me b

>>149875573
>vice reversa
bruh

>>149875590
>average melbourne resident

>>149875585
hes eastern orthodox christian

I'm so glad I hate helwanis and makwans in a reasonable manner with wit and intelligence and that I'm not some rabid same thing but opposite like this retarded strayan itt you are making us look bad I ain't no IC1 of yours bruder hh

>>149875590
Wow look at all those daddies, time to grease up the bacon bussy

Every single thing that I have posted here before is now not able to be posted. Thanks 4shit.

Sorry old troons but webm support has officially ended

>>149875617
its been fucking up all arvo b dont worry about it should be alright soon

>>149875611
KYS seriously

i miss gooby
there i said it

Why are sissyclittystralians so weak to Muzzdaddies?

post yfw distin the diamond dp porier

Let's stick to non sexual reasons to mock khabib:
Uncoordinated
Duck
Won the belt off a real estate agent
Fazza openly preferred Jon Jones
Got ragebaited by a drunk Irish plumber
Couldn't run a lemonade stand
Abandoned mazza
Asterisk ridden record
Terrible coach
Islam is superior in every way
Runs crypto scams on his religious fanbase
Is fat
Can't play football even though it's his passion
What else?

>webms don't work
Good old jpg5>

>>149875573
Max is 0-4 against athletic manlets I’m afraid. I’ll give him credit for changing up his game, while most mma fighters stick the the same stuff. Still he has a better chance at 155. He should fight Arman to confirm he can’t handle roided short lads

>>149875646
He beat Chad Mendes and Frankie edgar thoughbeit they werent good cause they're fromthe prehistoric era yea. Fair point the winner of that fights the winner of Ilia vs Paddy

>>149875617
It was a madness last night I fear future repercussions b

Hahaha guys I just had a crazy idea what if Holloway and Porier fought but they weren't serious

>>149875655
Jdm (soon to be Islam) is the lineal BMF albeit

Lighter
Man
Skill
How many times does he have to teach you this lesson?

>>149875665
i have never heard this man speak

>>149875655
Only thing lamer than the real bmf is the bootleg

Islam breaks Hollogay's arm in one round.

Congratulations, Holloway, you narrowly avoided becoming the first man in MMA history to go 0-3 against two different fighters

>>149875658
He never fought Chad. He decisioned a washed Frankie though surprisingly in a very boring way. Honestly a prime Mendes is better than the likes of Lopez, Ortega, and the other ranked shitters at 145.

THE lineal bmf

>>149875680
The idea that you even think that would happen is proof that you are a tard

>>149875691
>narrowly
unanimous decision

>>149875697
Saved by the bell in round 2

>>149875697
It was 48-47 against a Dustin with both feet out the door

>>149875696
Slamdaddy rapes and gapes that piggy and if you disagree your clitty is leaking.

STOP BEING AS GAY AS THE BRAZZA FAG YOU THICK AUSSIE CUNT

A WEBM?!?!! ARE YOU TRYING TO VIRUS US?!?! WE'RE JUST 4dumbshits

Hearing rumours that vasti spiller has been dming ankle pictures to Khamzat Chimaev, story still developing

>>149875665
"lighter man skill" stops around 135 as i find BWs and FWs to be quite equal and 125ers slightly below that whats reall funny is just how much worse everyone above 170 is compared to WW and below

>>149875715
Vasti Spiller? What does she spill vast amounts of?

>>149875705
49-46 on two judges scorecards

>Costurd's wife was DMing Zatdaddy pictures of her snatch
Costurd sisters...

I thawlt it was 46 on all 3 for dustbin

>>149875718
You don’t wanna know

>>149875717
135ers are actually better than 125ers. The only people who fight at 125 are guys who are too physically small to realistically fight at 135. Figgy has wins over Pantoja and Moreno, but loses to Yan, and Yan isn't even a big 135er

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbIu6jnR_KY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbIu6jnR_KY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbIu6jnR_KY

Dustin won

Whenever I see Vast Spiller, my first thought is that she's a tiny womanlet and Dricus is wasting his vanilla gorilla genes if he breeds with her. He should get with some 5'10 or above Boer chick, it's not like there aren't plenty of them

I will miss Jolie's Poiriers

blk boys, imagine a big strong WHITE police officer like this imposing his will on you.
Pinning you down and whispering "shh shh just give in... stop fighting" as he slowly slips his massive daddy dick BWC into your tight blk boy bussy

*wins*

Nasty Vasti never spills any of Zatdaddy's cum thoughbeit.

>>149875753
yes yes omg yesssssss
I need a superior White daddy dick to gape my little blk boy hole >_<

>>149875737
I had it 48-47 Poirier

Outside the first round it was a really close fight between Max and Dustin. The idea that Max was beating Dustin gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Dustin 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close

>>149875759
Channeling the rage of getting cucked by Zatdaddy into his performance

>>149875759
His woife is in Zatdaddy’s dms sadly, brutal 10-7 for uglychads over baldcels

>>149875717
yea max schooling the ustins and topuria heeming oliveria just prove that 55 isn't that good. 135 is the top of the bullcurve, you have some great fighters around 125 and 145 and thats it.
i'd like to mention what we're seeing now is the greatest spike of skill in the sports history because the kids who saw Conor fight are finally coming into their own. Lighter man skill is proven fact, even moreso at the lower weight divisions

OHHHHHHHHH

>>149875725
good times

>>149875788
mixed martial arts?

just an early reminder that khamzat is gonna submit dricus

>>149875796
Water is wet
Sky is blue

Pigslam is ducking Topuria and Holloway

>>149875796
because he's too cowardly to challenge him on the feet?

>>149875796
>khamzat is gonna submit to dricus
ftfy

https://x.com/happypunch/status/1946816013544161724?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
Dana doesn’t want Jones on the White House card
*inhales*
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>149875788
Sexual Abus

UFC White House: Harrison vs Nunes

>>149875814
There is no White House card b don't debase yourself

>>149875825
If kayla spreads her ass I'm all for it

Almeida vs Jones at the white house for the HW championship.

>>149875814
how long before jon cries about this on xitter

>>149875814
OHHHHH DANA WITH THE HUUUUGE BODY SHOT

>>149875814
Dana doesn't call the shots anymore.

Was it Oscar "Phwoar Conor you've got a big cock" Willis of MacLife that asked the gay question

>>149875825
dont even joke about that

How kino would it be for Jones to prolapse this BBC sissy slut's bacon bussy at the white house in front of Trump.

>>149875787
>>149875733
it makes sense since the average man would be a 135er or 145er with weight cutting these days as they weigh anywhere from 150-175 lbs especially as the sport gets more international because whites and american blacks are bigger then most races

Trump said no fags on his card

>>149875877
Why does trump hate British fighters so much?

>>149875871
Dana just banned Jon from the White House, keep up champ

your clitty twitches and trembles just at his sight

>>149875899
Pigna doesn't call the shots, playa

Box is peak reddit rn and heem is peak faggot I'm going for a walk

Bro, why the hell is their kid named "Vito"

KhaGOAT is livin the good life

>>149875902
>Zatdaddy's cum receptacle

>>149875875
On paper you raise a good point, but Schaub already spoke of this.... The sport is dying in America because the principle of oversaturation and dilution via third world markets weakens the product. He spoke of how they banned Helwani and Thomas from their panels, because they've shifted away from competition and into entertainment. Finally, Schaub finished off his assessment through highlighting the corporate-private-equity influance.
These all combine to create a product that has shut out fans, American fans in particular. It's not engaging, whatsoever.

>>149875911
Jesus fucking christ

Prime Rush?

quaking and quivering
squealing and squirming
you're a woman to him blk boy
a toy for him to use as he pleases

did he cry during r2

>>149875924
R’d and G’d I fear

>>149875925
This is the truth sadly...... that poor, poor little blk boy knows he doesnt stand a chance....... he knows his bussy will be raped and gaped like never before and his tiny blk boy monkey brain will be broken and feminised by the pure orgasmic of receiving a blk boy beatdown.....

you leave when I say so finland

>>149875955
Can I go please

>>149875967
yeah when are you getting back doesnt feel right if youre not here might make some dinner

do gifs work

>>149875985
ywnbaw

>>149875985
no

Poostain Pooinair

>>149875975
Let's be real something between 15 to 25 minutes at best

>>149876050
Have a nice walk b x

Duatbin Poorier

B_____ S______ D______

CUTE CRUTE BROS WE BACK ON THE BOARD!

Told you man, Poorier was never good. I did also say Max was never good too but thats besided the point.

Was Max vs Dustbin good? i schaubbed for 45 min and missed it

brehs...

Made £195 betting against the diamond

>>149876116
Round 2 was amazing then but it got a bit tepid after

2-1

Still. My. Boy.

all jon wanted was to shuck n jive fo massa trump one last time...

>>149876134
wonk nose cajun

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Dorito coated chicken wings. I watched a bush burger smashed via a brick on an open flame. All those webms will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

>>149876224
Name me a ufc fighter that doesn't b

>>149876250
max is polynesian, dude

enjoy your fake hot sauce retirement Dustin POOREAR BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHA

kinda wish I had a hot sauce bottle to drink

>>149876268
Does his wife know?

>>149876134
could they not get better quality

>>149876255
I saw a coon fill up a huge boiling pot with beer and 5 bottles of spices and I just knew these people can't be allowed to live

>>149876318
it seems like she's drugged or something, so probably not

Max is Polynesian. BJ Penn's mombot is clearly not

No one cares what Max is

>>149876333
He's talmbout volk

When these goofs fight they still look like point fighters with no real talent, baka, I guess I shouldn't expect much if they weren't retarded to begin with they all will end up retarded

Porier was offered his 10 seconds to throw hands and he just clinched up. What a legacy

what is max? I genuinely care.

>>149876367
volk is one bad right cross away from rolling on the pavement and I fear for the little faggot I really do, he represents like 4 countries when he feels like it and has never had an impressive finish in his life. Can't wait to see him fight again!

Good ol coinflip tracy

Cant decide if Max pointing to the ground in the last 10 seconds and trying to heem a clearly disinterested Dustbin was reddit or 4chan

>>149876376
he wanted those few extra brain cells, it seems

Max deserves another shot at Topuria.
I seriously need free money again

max deserves to eat out of my toilet, if he's lucky

>>149876354
BlowJOb Penis isnt even Polynesian, hes half white half korean

>>149876402
we already booked him vs paddy

Ainur funeral like I tol you guys

>>149876383
Volks retiring after ufc Perth.

FINLANE YOU COME OUT HERE RIGHT NOW YOU FAT FISH FILLEFD SON OF A BITCH

>>149876442
Will that make you happy you fucking coward, if Volk can steal one more decision and make off into the night? I realize why you live where you live, fuck you Australia I hate the day you got internet you big kangaroo loving faggot

>>149876354
everyone on hawaii is a mutt my dude

>>149876459
I wish he'd keep going, the speed he's lost with age he's made up for with fight iq and adjusted to take this into account.
I just think it's the perfect venue, home soil, hes never defended at home and hes getting on.
Maybe if he wasnt knocked out by ilia and Islam he could go longer but hes a rich fuck now and has nothing left to prove.

>>149876503
No one really recovers from being brutally KO'd. I'd love it if bug brick burger made it and reigned supreme, but it won't ever happen now. He don't even fight the same, he knows the heem is lurking

>>149876540
>>149876540
>>149876540

why there are so many mentaly ill in these threads?