Sneedy B

how funny would it be if he actually doesn't retire tonight

>>149867075 (OP)
i dislike paul felder

did dustin grow hair cause conor called him a peahead?

Made a webm of Dustin's wife a while ago because her ass was looking meaty, here you go

Jerome vs Glann for the BMF belt.

>gamethread 4
>gamethread 2
what's going on here

completely forgot UFC was even on today

any good fights so far?

this whole fight week be like

BUY DUSTINS HOT SAUCE GOYIMS

>>149867090
>It's been a hell of a career, but how about that white house card hey fellas?

R8 my quas

>>149867075 (OP)
>(...)rich nation of Argentina

this boludo looks like a cunt i'm not rooting for him

How funny would it be if Dustin loses and then cry like a baby bitch :(

>>149867098
his woife's in me DMs

>born on the bayou

Daily reminder that BJJ does NOT work

>>149867098
that’s a pretty normal ass

I AM ILLEGALLY STREAMING THE UFC

sniffing erin blanchfield booty

>>149867107
that dudes like 20cm taller than you josé, stop posting.

>>149867122
That's fucking illegal.

why doesn't Argentina just stick to soccer? they don't make great fighters

>>149867092
I would put him second from bottom in the commentator power rankings, above Skanko.

>>149867122
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149867122

>>149867115
you gotta learn to work the bottom position b

>>149867092
me too but he better than anis and shitcee

>>149867107
that's a man

Poirier gonna suck Trump's dick at the post-fight interview and then announce he's fighting in the white house

What are we eating tonight boys? I have a pizza in the oven

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>>149867107
this yt boi looking ZESTY

>>149867122
not illegal to watch streams, only host.

kwab

is there a reason joesephina isn't there?

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aint typin that crap

>>149867125
ain't nobody named José nowadays anymore Sven

This is why hes called The Diamond

>hey, joe, would you like $100,000 to comment on a dustin poirier's farewell ppv
>mmm no thanks I have this really cool slide I wanted to try out

>>149867144
picadillo tostadas

this is supposed to be game thread 5 though..

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>>149867075 (OP)
Fuck Dana

>>149867162
a £100 seiko mogs a £10000 rolex. many are saying this

The last OP was retarded and doesn't know how to count.

HEEEEEEEEM FILTERY

Max Holloway vs. Dustin Poirier
Paulo Costa vs. Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland vs. Daniel Rodriguez
Dan Ige vs. Patricio Pitbull
Michael Johnson vs. Daniel Zellhuber

nina marie daniele

Post your rare Danas

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>>149867164
All the rich moving onto yachts is the signal they are about to collapse the economy soon

im making gamethread 15 in six minutes

>>149867155
cute little guy, I did a job at a house with a goat and it kept trying to eat my tools and extension cord

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rattled

pls send me a link bros

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>>149867098
Looks average, looks like the average woman who's never seen the inside of a gym

>>149867187
Dominick "Extra Moisturizing" Cruz

shrimfaggot is having a melty!

>>149867207
OHHH HE'S HURT

>>149867181
dustin
kopylov
drod
pitbull
johnson

>>149867187
>sensitive skin
got his ass

chrissy blair mid af

i'm a brooklyn wren kinda nigga

>>149867187
These gels are so fucking garbage compared to the old school shaving soaps, how did they ever become a thing?

>>149867193

>>149867160
t. Alfonso João Bernardo da Silva

>>149867181
Dustin
Roman
Kevin
Ige
Zell

Millennialfaggort what is this? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

i always root for the non-white fighters

>>149867234
that's a very tuga name

>>149867184
You just know the Fighting Nerds ran a train on her

I always root for the fighter with less tattoos

>>149867181
Max
Costa
Rodriguez
Ige
Johnson

That road rash on his knee. That's going to be super painful after the fight.

>le hecking injury TKO
What happened in the rematch? You faggots love omitting this, it's pathetic kek

>>149867229
Jews probably

>>149867237
my tongue

her bunghole

>>149867237
Is that botez?

marvin vettori except from argentina

>>149867258
Blaydes tanked that shit.

>>149867181
Dustbin
Poмaн Кoпылoв
Netherland
Danny Gay
Jackson Jordan

i love it when they pick up the arm bar and smash their head, real anime shit

if they elevate like that just give up on the armbar at this point, it never works

>you don't want to slam a fighter in an arm bar
who says, bjj coaches?

>>149867265
nah, but i too am a botez fan

>>149867258
>>le hecking injury TKO
is that what happened to blaydes here? always wondered why the ref stopped it so early

>>149867258
>17 unanswered heems
cazzies still claim early stoppage...

WE WWE NOW

Cracking open the Johnnie Walker blue for the diamonds retirement

>>149867279
face is a bit off now that you mention it
close enough

>>149867181
Dustin Poirier
Paulo Costa
Daniel Rodriguez
Dan Ige
. Daniel Zellhuber

just how weak are argentines

boludo getting worked by some 12-6 bum

Prado really isn't a WW

>>149867293
yeah, she has a similar face

WE DEMAND HEEMS!
HEEMS I SAY!

little fella is getting beat up

Pure kino round

>>149867177
when i see a rolex worth 10k all i am seeing is a broke bitch who couldn't afford 100k

this finna happen

>>149867310
I think it's mostly the manicured eyebrows

I'm pretty sure this retarded argie was a striker before. looks like he just gassed and got the shit beat out of him by trying to grapple kek

>>149867189
Thanks, lad

>>149867258
kek what the fuck was that little run heavyweights aren't supposed to move like that

>>149867313
Cazzie piece of shit the short king tanked that fucking shit

manlet absolutely gassed after r1

>>149867311

>>149867323
this is still too fucking funny

poirier at underdog price is 100% guaranteed free money

>>149867181
Holloway
Costa
Holland
Ige
Johnson

lol this kid is about to get toasted

Prado is getting prodded

>>149867334
HEED

>>149867311

>>149867181
Dustin Poirier
Paulo Costa
Daniel Rodriguez
Dan Ige
Daniel Zellhuber

>>149867347
jesus christ LOL

argies are such fucking bums lmao

>>149867352
MEEH

I'm feeling sleepy gang, I should've had a nap earlier in the day when I was feeling tired but I thought I could tough it out

>>149867323
there's no way that guy beats rob

>>149867352
heem everyone especially demons

Bruh he punched that nigga horizontal

Just realized Vettori is on the undercard. You think it annoys him that Poolo is co-main?

this is a great fight

>>149867369
t. Tony

>>149867373
i dont think vettori understands the difference

that save thick koreans tweet might've saved Borrachinha's UFC career, he'll get cut if he loses today tho

>>149867389
The WHAT tweet?

10-8 argie chad

>>149867181
Max Holloway
Paulo Costa
Rodriguez
Danny Gey
Daniel Zellhuber

holy fucking GASSED

>>149867389
0% chance he gets cut, he's too big a name and he's only fought against top tier competition

jdm would launch this faggot hugger out of the cage straight onto Craig jones penis

>>149867373
he doesn't even deserve it more then vettori desu

veretennikov is so fucking gassed lol

These lads are swinging

Prado is so gassed he isn't even able to show how much he's hurt

Can't stop cracking the fuck up over the term goy cattle

messican drew dober

prado fucking sucks

>>149867406
There was a Vettori/Dolidze 2?

Are these gassy bums really about to ruin the heem streak?

>>149867279
Why did she bog herself into looking like a 40yo?

>>149867181
Poirier
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Johnson

is prado unheemable?

>>149867373
>>149867406
Paulo is better looking, so he gets main for sex appeal

>>149867419
No Prado is getting heemed

>>149867419
It was either gonna be them or the next fight with Vettori and Allen

>>149867413
thats how they catch you

Argesimian guy will get heemed

>>149867395
https://x.com/BorrachinhaMMA/status/1927329152471846987

HEEM day is over....

prada is too short for WW

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>>149867434
Somehow I knew it would be her and I was pleased anyway

>>149867421
because plenty of women get mentally heemed by society and botch themselves in an effort to look like something they can never achieve

gotta give it to the boludo tho nigga has a chin

>>149867434
probably made more money from this tweet than his last 2 fights

>>149867413
I can't help but laugh internally at situation of chud's Jewish boss entering the room with shalom goyim and chud internally seething.

>>149867435
For me it's Georgie

Great scrap this is how white men fight

BIG ELBOWS

>>149867098
Nothing meaty about that. Should have just posed the webm of her in the crowd after the Mcgregor fight cheering with her tits bouncing everywhere

>>149867449
apparently he gets a lot of fucking money from the UFC purely because he's popular on twitter lol

this is basically the unranked version preview of vettori/allen

Throw some more spinning shit bro

I'LL TRY SPINNING, THAT'S A GOOD TRICK

weidman-esque in his spinning kicks joe

>>149867435
>xandra

worst fight of the card, the year.... perhaps of all time?

bro thinks he's a beyblade

THROW SOME SAND

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God what a fucking garbage PPV. Literally the only fucking good fight left this year is DDP v. Khamzat. Convince me right now to even bother watching this slop tonight

>failed spin attack gived up his back
>prado tries to wrestlw and get reversed
Cut both these bums

these guys just ruined the card

does veretennikov have the lowest fight iq in the ufc?

kek this is slopkino

>>149867441
>he fucked up

>>149867484
LET IT RIP!!!

heem day... is over

wow thanks guys good fight

Heemcision

two flushless turds

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COMBO BREAKER

Who trained these 2?

>>149867181
Dustin Poirier
Roman Kopylov
Kevin Holland
Dan Ige
Daniel Zellhuber

The flips were kino y'all need to go back to redit

Cut both of them for ruining heem day

>>149867181
Poirier
Costa
Holland
Pitbull
Zellhuber

cut em daner

>>149867504

i really wouldn't give it to prado besides rd 3

At least I'm preemptively disappointed for Allen/Vettori

>>149867524
i did

>You now remember Bo Nicks

That was a fucking war if you didn't stand up and clap after the fight you have no heart

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>>149867503
i never understood beyblade, is there any actual skill involved? it just seems random

> be peaching your opponent up on the feet with fundamentals
> do spin shit for literally no reason
> get taken down
> keep doing that
lol lmao. fight iq lost him the fight

>>149867529
hey man you missed a D and I got it
RIGHT
HERE

DC getting worked up over the spins was funny

Lets face it lads vettori was always going to ruin heemday. It was nice while it lasted

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>>149867503
cute

>split

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I never want to watch either of these cans fight again

Why is this nigga holding hands instead of wrist lmao

>>149867555
vettori will heem

im not your lad m8

Roundhouse shrimp into a woodchipper

they robbed the little guy

lmao how? he lost 2 and 3 pretty clearly

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Heem Day never happens

>>149867181
Dustbin Pooderrier
Copylove
Netherlands
Da Nigge
Heilhitber

This is your own personal problem

cringe!

>>149867576
doubt it

>conorscock.png

7/12 on the parley lads

>Sneed, I'm calling you out. Then I want Spammy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1pq51Rsx7Y

anti russian bias

>>149867601
I CAN'T STOP LOOKING

Kopylov by tko. Didn't realize how slim borrachina had gotten

bro how did he lose he was hugging him for ages
wrestle faggots BTFO

>>149867573
You never tried holdin hands with your homies?

>>149867607
didnt they say he was ukrainian

>>149867607
He's a Ukrainian who grew up in Kazakhstan

now for a fight with championship consequences

azealia banks could get it

Not a single WMMA fight on the card
Wtf

Vettori can't get KO'd and can't KO if his life depends on it. fucker is walking disaster for heemday.

Chase Pooper

why does holloway have such a dweeb voice?

>>149867504
heem is just starting !!!

>>149867623
It opened with a women's fight

>>149867627
thataday nite we gon find out

what is this faggy little poem LMAOOOOOo kid can't even read his own writing

>>149867601

>Hallaway is the best poet MMA artist of all time

>>149867627
holland is just black

>>149867614
Paulo would win easy if he made it a grappling fight

Maggs Smalloway

Paulo decides the outcome of his fights and has never been beaten by an opponent, only himself

brazza bring your son to dagestan 2-3 years and forget

UFC media is just complete garbage

nobody has given me an answer yet, does goobs have a hawlg or not?

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>>149867622
Fr
She has her own nudes out and she's hot af

>>149867634
Chat is this real?

how do you cut a diamond

Heidi Androl taking a big greasy shit on a paper plate

>>149867653
DONT BE A RAT

>>149867653
no

https://youtu.be/fcTQCNntGEs

Marvin Shittori is so boring

>>149867660
with diamonds

>>149867641

>>149867181
Holloway
Costa
Holland
Pitbull
Zellhuber

They stole the boludo
That giant nigga was clearly gassed and was throw off his feet multiple times

i thought skanko was megans backup
whos this walled roaster

rip lil pat

will we ever get mma with realistic ruleset? grapplefuckers get a huge advantage due to gimped rules.

thats my baby brother

that's actually sad af

remember when they tried to convince us that vettori was good

they used to be friends...

>>149867688
this event would have been a good opportunity for the UFC to text drive a new younger girl

Allen by decision

How many hours after a shower you eating sanko butt?

>>149867671
pillowfist bros...

what exactly is the italian dream

>>149867707
test*

>>149867688
the ufc won't even get younger ring girls

>>149867711
48 hours

>>149867688
I don't think Sanko does fighter introductions anymore since she was ungraded to Apex commentator. Charly Arnolt is the usual fill in

>>149867181
Max Blessed.
Borrachina.
Kevin Holland.
Daniel Ige.
Michael Johnson.

>>149867709
>hold on dee yeah just gonna film meself havin a panic attack

>>149867614
Good roids are expensive and Costa is broke

Vettori by any means necessary

>>149867711
I'd eat it before the shower. Post workout ass. Gamey.

These dudes have the same basic bitch sleeve tattoo but on different sides

ever since marvin voiced solidarity with bryce he's been growing out the SS cut

Allen isn't wearing the homo hat today?

Is Trump coming tonight?

Put 50,000 baht on the line and watch Vettori turn into prime Mike Tyson

>>149867724
>dee get back up the crows nest, that buried treasure must be close ye?

vettori vs allen, two pillowfisted bums going to point fight for 3 rounds, boring

realise you're more of a heemed type than a heemer type

What are you gonna do about it?

>>149867739
no, he's on the boat with rogan and the files

>>149867739
he's in israel

>>149867181
Holloway
Costa
DRod
Ige
MJ

All my friends on Discord say I'm a real 1488 Hitler Dictator xD

this might be the first time i ever root for marvin vettori

Maybe Vettori's brother dying will turn him into a heemer

I would let Sanko diarrhea in my mouth

>>149867752
>>149867753
Why don't they do an outdoor match on Epstein Island? That rape temple would be a kino backdrop.

>>149867622
grim

I literally can't recall Marvin ever winning a fight....

>>149867181
Holloway
Costa
DRod
Ige
MJ

forgot da pic

>>149867765
that's a good idea

>>149867761
kino...

>>149867766
Glorilla is better

vettori was robbed in the dogbender fight

>>149867765
Epstein would be getting ringwalked by dana if he were alive

>>149867758
all of your friends on discord are trans

>>149867181
pooier
costa
holland
pitbull
zellhuber

They wanna call Izzy the second greatest MW ever when this retarded bum is one of his title defenses

roasted italian pig got oinked

this programme contains flashing images

I just don't see any way that Vettori can even conceivably win. Allen has to cuck himself like he's done in the past.

Join us!

>>149867766
hnnnnnggg

>>149867765
gonna send this to dana

>>149867181
Dustin
Roman
Holland
Pittbull
Zellhuber

>allen with zero cheers...
>marv with no boos...
we've fallen off bros... there's no heat and no heroes here...

>>149867181
Poirier
Costa
Holland
Pitbull
Johnson

Izzy's only good wins in his career are Cannonier and Poatan...

>>149867751
i surfed lennox head with him and joel parkinson
hes a pretty good surfer desu and a nice dude

>>149867803
Vettori will endvre

Vetorri should get custom backwards shorts

beer? out of a shoe?!

>>149867818
Thought this was GM3

Allen lost the story

Join us!!

marvin is so ass holy shit

>>149867782
Megan is the GOAT. I'd impale myself on a bollard to stick my face in her ass.

i think marvin's nose got broke?

>>149867794
H-huh but it's a le based Discord

>>149867181
holloway
costa
holland
ige
johnson

I kept thinking this was arnold allen and was confused why they were chanting usa

beaten like a dog in 2 minutes by THE brendan allen

>>149867837
Could not load the site: Request failed with status code 403. Refresh to try again.

>>149867842
he doesn't feel pain

Mama Mia mi marinara

Gumbo vs Pasta

>>149867549
lots of skill, it's all in how you can cheat by hiding weights in your beyblades without getting caught by your opponent. much like in mma the only skill that matters is not getting caught for roids

italian dream bros...

what does vettori DO

Marvin Quittori. See you in the PooFL.

>europeans

>>149867854
press ctrl f5 pls

U S A! U S A ! U S A ! U S A!

>>149867869
JUST BLEEDS

none of the fights on tonight matter except maybe the costa one

Dios mio vittori is getting pizzad up

Vetorri displays some of the best skill in all of MMA

how does allen fuck this up

both these faggots got gay sleave tattoo's

>>149867075 (OP)
The woman who took Megan Olivi's job after she gave birth got absolutely destroyed on Trump's show The Apprentice it was so embarrassing when she got fired. Can't believe she recovered from that. Good for you Heidi, total Milf these days

Marvin finna heem shut the fuck up cazzie

WHY DOES ALLEN ALWAYS KEK HIMSELF??? EVERY FUCKING FIGHT HE LETS OFF THE PRESSURE AND JUST LETS THE OTHER PERSON ON TOP. IT'S MADDENING.

did anik call vettori a "bull"?

>>149867837
it's not working

marvin won

>>149867898
@grok?

Sauron bless your warrior.

vettori has perfected the art of the pilowfist

pillow fist vettori

>>149867899
yes it is, wdym?

>>149867805
based chat

does vettori do any cardio lol

sleeve tattoos are gay

Gassed as fuck already

>Vettori

yeah vettori's nose definitely got broke

>>149867893
Don't care for tats but sleeves like those are aesthetic

Italian leaking spaghetti everywhere as I'm sure we all expected

>>149867913
In his defense, his nose is busted rn b

grazing shot caused the bleeding but vettori landed the harder shots in the last few mins of r1. vettori gets r1

Vettori 1-0?

Zatdaddy melts both these bums in a round

If Vettori utilized his natural chin and went balls to the wall in his fights he would be an actual contender

>>149867912
based

>>149867925
no it's not, shut up

Got late to home so I missed all the previous fights, should I watch them later?

How has vettori not improved all these years? just hire a fucking boxing or kickbox coach man, what are you doing? how can you be a w restler and be taken down so easily like that? how can you get on top of the guy and not evne know how to flatten him out? amateur stuff.

Dance with him a little is the kind of advice that'll get you knocked out

>>149867932
look at this doo

Good first round, I wish more fighters hated each other, it produces a higher quality product even if both guys are bums

Brendan Allen fights like he's a broken strong create a fighter being controlled by a beginner. Worst striking defense at middleweight.

verttori fighting for his dead brother
ITS HEEM OR BE HEEM

>>149867926
yeah you gay

Shut the fuck up you faggots Vettori finna heem

Vettori is a bum

>>149867911
500 error

GOOD RIGHT HAND BY VETTORI

>You are suddenly transported into the octagon to take Allens place at the beginning of round 2
Do you win from here b?

LETS GO MARVEEEN
SHOW TO FIGHT
NOT ON BACK WARDS SHORTS

>>149867829
but i walk from there
lol

brenda will punch himself out on melvin's lego head until he gasses

Vettori is American
Italians are American

>>149867932
he's literally crying spaghetti sauce and you think he somehow won??

Vettori is winning the story because I feel bad about his brother

>>149867957
cute boy, with cute boy balloons

>>149867899
so???

>>149867963
Level change more

>>149867963
I go all in baby

Shittori is so trash but fortunately for him Allen is a true retard choker who has no idea what to do when he's close to finishing a fight. Great matchup

>>149867971
Explains why he sucks

>>149867942
how do you know he took a hard jab to the nose and immediately grabbed at it and was rocked a little and then at the end of the round he immediately grabbed it
definitely broken

>>149867955
Nothing gay about liking things aesthetic to the eyes

>>149867950
it's true though. allen was winning up until the scramble with vettori on top, then vettori did better on the feet to end the round.

>>149867957
>tfw you do a le heckin' copyright infringement

I'm boying Vettori if he pulls this shit off.

How did Marvin's bro die in a house fire? Do Italians not have fire alarms, sprinkler systems, or fire fighters?

>>149867960
post screenshot

>>149867988
there's a difference between appreciating beauty and being gay

Why didn't they ever matchup Dricus with Vettori in his way up

>>149867996
Probably smoke inhalation or CO poisoning

When you put all your skill points into Durability

since vettori forgets to fight all you have to do is hit and move

marvin vettori is the last living descendent of the italian visigoths. i have never seen a more german looking italian

>>149867985
he's just joking around in there

>>149868010
dricus got the brunson test instead

>>149867943
100% finish rate

business idea : get your nose cut off so it cant be broken and you can breathe from the 2 nostrils it left in your face

how did vettori fight for the belt

Vettori has short little arms like Artem Levin

Vetorri is ddp but without the good stuff

nobody will ever finish marvin
hes indestructible

PUT THE CHEESE ON THE SAUCE ALLEN
PARMESAN!!! HIT EM WITH THE ASIAGO BLEND!!!!

>>149867813
is he okay?

>>149868023
Michael Jackson tried this and they still killed him.

>>149868030
Artem Lobov?

>>149867181
Pourier
Kopylov
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

>>149868025
middleweight was just that bad

>>149868023
based and bas rutten-pilled

>>149867987
I live vicariously though the Italian Dream

think vettori was too much of a rocky fan growing up

>>149868036
You will never be white

>>149868021
Nice, sounds like I'll be watching later

how would he do in the UFC

Don't know shit about fights desu

Marvin is such a shit 65 overall npc tier fighter bro, literally good at nothing except taking punches

Join us!!!

Just how bad is MW if Vettori fought for a title in the last 4 years

>>149868051
you have a broken nose?

>>149868060
depends, how many stamina bowls or bentos is he allowed to bring with him into the octagon

>>149867992
wish i could copyright strike her heart

Somehow at least once or twice a month I’m confronted with the question as to just how fucking bad middleweight is

not sure whether vettori has the dawlg in him or hes just retarded

>>149868065
aka a showcase fighter, makes other guys look good ex: Adesanya

1-1

1-1 going into 3rd. evenly matched with strikes but allen landed the harder ones in r2 and was coming forward and pressing.

id shit myself if marvin got a flash ko out of nowhere

>>149868069
The landscape of the division is worse now

>>149868066
laggy and like 2 minutes behind

Could Marvin cut to 170? He could be a weight bully there. He's so young, but it feels like this is his cap at MW

>>149868076
just some blood, it's fine

You can heem the meng but not the idea.

>>149868098
it's not laggy

>>149868044
yeah thats what i meant, artem levin was from glory back in the day

for de wan wah

do they know they don't have to eat every hit?

Marvin Vettori using his signature 1-2 combo

Fuck me, Vettori sucks. Throwing up blind jabs from the hip

>have pillowfists
>headhunt
Marvin is such a brainlet

>>149868085
please be female...

absolute WAR fotn for sure

>>149867957
holy fuck this bitch is ugly. looks like fucking topturo with that orangutan mouth

It has to be amazing for Allen who can't defend against strikes at all to fight a guy who couldn't KO a midget.

Bettori comeback time

>>149868111
Tanking shots is the most badass thing you can do doe

>>149868099
irrc hes one of those doos that dont cut a ton and could fit into a lower weight class like colby

Reminder that your co main event fighter lost to this guy

the age of man is over

>>149867954
kys

OHHHHHHHHHH! HE'S WOBBLED!

>>149868106
no he's right, it is

>>149868117
c'est une femme biologique

>>149868003
Nah that's u

lol FUCK jim abbott, aint watchin that crap

It's like Vettori wished on a monkeys paw to never be part of a knockout.

>>149868085
she'll probably fuck if if you pay for her court costs, unironically

>anons actually went to the shrimpfaggot site
kek

>>149867098
don't do that

>>149868140
no it's not, watching perfectly

>>149868128
I bet on Allen tonight, but this should be so winnable for him. I'm disappointed in Marvin like a father

>>149868129
costa was robbed tho and everyone knows it

>>149868146
ok gaybo

>>149868138
Amerisharts bow and grovel to people with this exact phenotype.

>>149868158
natural selection

>1,154 significant strikes
WHEN? He's never landed a single one in his entire career.

Marvin is such a can now holy shit. How is Costa's career so much better than his when he won their fight?

DC: "Vettori's power is always present"

why cant starvin marvin hit hard

>Vettori's power is always present
KEK!!!!!!!!!!!! Brilliant commentary DC.

>>149868177
seriously, DC needs to be put out to pasture. just absolutely horrific on the mic

>>149868150
What if I just want a hug?

just ran out of vape juice time to selfheem

>>149868169
Insecure fag can't admire an aesthetic sleeve

>>149868180
short arms, scared to get hit, shit technique

>>149868176
costa is zesty.

>>149868176
>How is Costa's career so much better than his when he won their fight
That didn't happen though

The iconic fighting style of Marvin Vettori

How can you walk around at over 200lbs, as a professional fighter, a have no punching power AT all.

immediate story loss for allen

could any sp chud survive 2 minutes against an ufc flyweight?

>>149867181
Poirier
Costa
Holland
Ige
Zellhuber

>>149868180
he put all his points into his chin and his neck muscles

>>149867107
gooby

>vettori power always present
I mean, its always 0 so dc is not wrong

>>149868176
costa has probably the worst resume of any ranked MW right now.

Send Marv to HW. I want to see what it takes to knock this dude out.

wow what a fag

>>149868206
Power comes from the balls

>40 significant strikes in rd 2 by vettori
I didnt know you could write fan fiction on your scorecard

>points at the mat
>wrestles

>points down to the ground
>starts getting outstruck by a can
>goes for the take downs

american's

>points to ground
>shoots takedown
yeah nah fuck this guy

No lag
Based 4chan racist chat

Allen is such a faggot

can someone tell me why allen stopped throwing elbows?

good scrap

>>149868180
Because he throws arm punches with T-rex arms with his eyes closed and praying to the Madonna he doesn't get punched back,

What a war, good stuff

Marv could steal it

2-1 allen. no winner here though. fans lose.

2-1 Marvin
Great fight

>>149868241
see >>149868240

>>149868241
Allen always makes horrible decisions.

>>149868162
nah it’s behind, crack is running better

Vettori landed cleaner but it won't matter because he has no power

>>149868197
Ironically he gets hit no matter what, but he's too scared to rely on his chin and swang

shit fight, low level pitter patter. cut both these bums.

Vettori won
Alen its a coward

Close but easy 30-27 for Allen. I don't know how it's possible to have so little power. You're nuts if you think Vettori won a single round.

>tell your opponent to stand and bang
>hurt him
>go for a takedown
even when allen wins he still loses

2 - 1 Allen I feel, fuck

30-25 Angry Marvin

crack is running great

3-0 Marvin for being the realler one every round

for those questioning why this was on the prelims
now you know

kek why this nigga got a tattoo of arnold allen last name on his back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_VgXpG0OZc
Is that song sloppy AI shit?

How did Romans maintain their empire if Italians are so bad at fighting

>>149868278
kek

Little by little I learned to hate them (middleweight)

Make me some pasta

Pretty rude to say that.

All In Allen is a decent fighter name.

>>149868283
Go back to posting cute trans

someones gotta teach martin how to punch

bro went through it

>>149868284
they didn't

HOLY RIGGED

>>149868283
lmao i just listened to it. it sucks

Marvin would not look out of place in a 2008 high light reel getting spin macaco kicked into the shadow realm by Anderson Silva.

>Not losing in front of my brother
WTF ALLEN

>>149868284
Marvin is an Austrian from Südtirol

robbery

>my brother's here
wow that's a fucked up thing to say considering what just happened to Marvin

>>149868259
ok but it's not lagging

>opponents brother died
I HAVE A BROTHER HERE YOU GUYS

>>149868298
Or MMA in general

fucking hell Allen

BASED FIGHTER BANTER!
>>149868284
Americans didn't exist back then.

Lmao is allen just rubbing his live brother in vettori's face?

What are snacking on?

>>149868284
towards the end the infantry was almost entirely balkan men and cavalry was german

>>149868296
>>149868302
I mean, it was literally being promoted in the official transmission

the age old question: why does marvin vettori refuse to fight

allen is a psycho goddamn

>i'm not losing in front of my fucking brother
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH VETTORI LITERALLY BURIED HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

>Allen rubbing the fact that his brother is still alive in marvins face
poor taste, tbf

>>149868311
yeah I was thinking the same lmao

>>149868284
by having better technology, brits ain't good at MMA either and they had a big ass empire

>I WON AND MY BROTHER IS ALIVE TO SEE THIS

micwork big story loss

>I'm not losing in front of my brother!
>Where's your brother Marvin? I don't see him, he must be a PUSSY!

Robbery

>at least my brother didnt die
wtf is wrong with this dude

>>149868340
>>149868340
>>149868340

it's just banter

>>149868337
deep down he knows he lost

>dominant fashion
why is the word dominant so misused?

MY BROTHER'S HERE I'M NOT LOSING BECAUSE MY BROTHER IS ALIVE IF MY BROTHER WAS DEAD I WOULD HAVE PROBABLY LOST

>>149868328
He lost the moral fight in the end

>DID MY MENTION MY BROTHER WHO IS ALIVE

>>149868284
Shartvin clearly has G*ul blood

>>149868348
>>149868348
>>149868348
>>149868348
new

Does Patchy go to every fight?

>>149868311
Yeah. Allen isn’t good enough to win the title and has a glass jaw, will enjoy seeing him inevitably get brutally heemed.

his brothers vegetable that's pretty much dead

>>149868355
Based.