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Gonna hang out in this thread.
let's all love Freddie Freeman!
>>149882891How fucking retard is Dave Roberts?
>You're the best Mookie, I'm moving you up in the line up it's just a temporary slump.MORE JUST MOVE HIM THE FUCK DOWN GIVE HIM SOME MOTIVATION AND DRIVE TO BE BETTER. BROS PROBABLY SEETHING KNOWING HE'S DRAGGING HIS TEAM DOWN BY OCCUPYING A HIGH VALUE SPOT. DAVE ROBERTS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
wtf is wrong with my Mets
CLARK CLARK like a cubbie faggot
I wish these two were still majority white
>>149883375
>>149883466>thinks either has ever been majority white since 1850NYC is known for it's immigrant population (see ellis island), and LA is literally named in spanish because of how many mexicans have always lived there
attaboy Cade work around the Umpball!
>>149883466>were still majority whiteThey were both historically Native American chud. Doyers are the closest team to having an indigenous fanbase.
>Dominguez leading off
>Rice calling good pitches
>Vivas elite defending
>Volpe has pop again
Camp Steinbrenner is a go! Counselor Boone masterclass!
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Mariners and geography (here we see the continental divide)
>>149883492LA was colonized by the Spanish
>>149883466>buying into le racial boogeyman memeyou're playing directly into the jews hands btw
>>149883511this is facts tho, but lets include a small sliver of Arizona to make those who couldn't hack it in California feel like they're not being left out.
>>149883535I think my line is pretty close to yuma let's count that.
Attaboy Nico! Great looking swing
>>149883511craziest geography fact is that water flows from there all the way to east coast
>schanuel is hurt
season is over, sell at the deadline
WAKE THE FUCK UP BLUE! THATS NOT EVEN CLOSE! WE KNOW WHERE YOUR WIFE WORKS!
>water runs downhill?!? no WAYYY!!!!
average /mlb/ intelligence
>>149883561at what point do doyers finally absorb the trout contract?
>>149883565and anaheim is in LA :^)
I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP
>>149883511look at the massive cluster fuck that is the rockies. the west is spiritually destined to be set free from it's aborted eastoid neighbors
>>149882448Nice use of inspect element
Stroman out here breaking bats.
Hate to say it, but he exceeded everyone's expectations.
Restraining order canceled
So the Boston Red Sox are a front for a catholic pedophile ring I assume right? Thereโs no way the ump is missing all these calls
>>149883579clapclap clapclap clap clap
Gifo you fucking idiot what the fuck are you doing
i haven't been buttfucked in months
Jays relievers all become Brad Hand and Aaron Loup whenever they're in contention
meds
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>>149883581I'm on kuroba retard.
>Why yes I like the New York Mets, how could you tell?
Mestfags do you like your gray and purple jerseys?
They're very odd next to your usuals.
>>149883636they match my pills
why does everyone in the bet365 commercial look like they're made out of clay
>>149883623this pic is so funny i hope the bird is okay though
>>149883636the City Connect? I hate them so much it's unreal
>>149883630Where did you find this pic of me?
https://vocaroo.com/1osmPZ85JyvX
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>149883665shut the FUCK up!!!
>>149883660you're too young to be posting here, lad
>>149883636They lack salience
>>149883675I'm female tho
sit the FUCK down ozzie albies
>>149883691then record one saying "we ain't even male"
>>149883691>I'm female thoAre you fem tho?
Lillies bout to drop the series to the Anglels lol
Ump in Atlanta is fucking my Yankees.
>quoting chicago lyrics
Based mest announcers
>>149883662my decoy collection looks like this
>>149883480Wooooooooould h e a d p a t
>LaMonte Wade Jr batting 2nd for the rest of the game now
This is so fucked, we're actually fucked lmao
>kirk jammed the signal with his aura
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okay ump, you don't have to help them
Trout getting the benefit of the doubt, damn
>Jansen Junk
>Is junk
Who writes this shit
Ump please that's a strike
>>149883838Someone photoshop a chud on a baseball
>>149883854That's Angels Legend Jansen Junk
Can Orange Chickens get a game thats not rained out pl0x
>>149883858adorable. it wasn't.
>>149883838>>149883844He even has it written on his glove
And like that Ranger Suarez just fucked his free agency pay day.
WARDYBOY UNLOADS THE BASES
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
aaron boone WILL push his luck sending stroman into the 6th then he will pull him after he allows runners on with 0 outs. its written in stone
We got a real good game so far with the Mest and Reds.
Real good game.
>>149883883I just noticed Eder is the opposing pitcher in this webm and that guy is on the team now
>>149883844>>149883877checked for the churve
My old man thought David Wright was overpaid
>>149883914What does your new man think?
>>149883838>>149883844>>149883912The eephus is the most gangsta pitch in baseball.
>>149883922>haven't won a title in 40 yearsState of (you)
>>149883935Success only measures obedience.
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Minions!
>>14988394827 soon to be 28
Bit lucky on that last pitch, nice outing
george springer is my spirit animal
>>149883967But not too go, we need Geno.
I have my Atlanta Braves jeresy on. The color of the trees and all that and the sky's. I don't know if I want clouds or blue sky. But yeah Red Braves jersey and my hair and sunglasses
>>149883885Stro looks fine tho? He should go 8 for the bullpen.
Volpe grand slam would feed families.
>>149883967Sneks are a cute not evil D:
Are blue Jay's winning the champ?
>>149884013Jays are not even winning the division
>>149884017See these the same pills that said Hillary would win?
>>149884023Polymarket isnt a poll you retarded Canadian.
>GAY BRAVES
LMAO PLUNK VIVAS TO FACE THE 1 HITTER WALKING IN A RUN
For me it's the rain and rolling on the tarp Baseball Zen sounds
why are you so fucking slow newman?
>>149884017>chances dropped from 90% to under 40% in less than a month>thinks this means his team is still the front runnersdon't invest money into gambling
>my Jints :(
>Sweep
>5 losses in a row
GGs Jays
>>149884069Im not going to yell at people but I definitely could work at a bakery, be a tastetester @_@;
Volpe has more HRs than Vladdy kek!
>>149884104Grats byrbbro ^^
>>149884093Oof! 0 for 2. Its not gambling either.
>>149884103>batting average, the braindead non-stat still brandished by most aging baseball fans, is tied to less than half of all run productionwow who could have guessed
>>1498841126 IP, 1 ER is like losing the World Series to doomerfags.
>>149884136r2 basically means "what amount of this can be explained by that"
>>149884113>12 is greater than 13 in jew york city
>>149884165>on pace to hit fewer HRs than ANTHONY VOLPECucknadiansโฆi don't feel so good
>>149884132Average matters in the context of what type of hitter they are. Schwarber for instance you couldn't give less of a shit but some guys need a good BA to contrinute.
Daniel Murphy talks like a college guest lecturer
>>149884185move those goalposts, schlomo!
>canadian flag
>dogshit most braindead take
Name a more consistent combo.
Neto!
Now comes fucking LaMonte to GIDP
>>149884103Would the .205 difference between OPS and xOPS be the luck coefficient?
>>149884158 <(^-^<) henlo fren
>>149884201ANTHONY VOLPE has more world series appearances than Vladdy Jr kek.
this is your average jankees poster
>>149884215I APOLOGIZE LAMONTE
just a friendly reminder that Brooklyn is not in NYC
>>149884225He's actually Canadian if you read the report
>>149884223I would honestly rather not go to the world series than have what happened to you guys
>>149884225Yes I am that.
Bronx/Manhattan/Jersey = Yankees
Queens/Brooklyn = Mets
>>149884218probably defense too
Blue Gays are some of the more annoying posters here when they are good.
>sleep in
>wake up
>Padres lead 8-1
>Bogey grand slam
wow! why couldn't they do this when I was awake to watch....
>>149884254all new jersey, unfortunately
Mets radio booth is having a good time.
>>149884241You have no other choice but not go to the World Seriesโฆor the playoffs at all.
>>149884248Italians = Yankees
Jew = Mets
>>149884278Dominicans = Yankees
Boricuas = Mets
>>149884262>the jew striking out in pain as he strikes youstop
Judge with the GENERATIONAL speed lmao
Yo wtf is this gay ass shit
>>149884333LAAAAAND THAT IIIIII LOOOOOVE
STAAAND BESIIIIIDE AND GUIIIIIIDE HERRRT
Iโm really scared of Jews I live in Canada btw and Iโm gay
They got a jewish Dominican guy back in truist park for the national anthem
>>149884344Through the night with the light from Above- :>
walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
>>149884225I look like this.
doyers get swept in 40 minutes!
>>149884387these just get dumber and gayer. please stop the slop
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>>149884415The best team in baseball got swept twice by THIS?
Ozuna got raped in the sweltering frame job of โ25
Good one ben rice.
>>149884415>infield hit%>challenging the corpses of Mookie, Muncy, Edman, and the terrible PitchersSmart Brewers
>Lombard clutch 2 run HR in the 9th
Arod in shambles Judgekun who didn't usd roids already caught up to him owo
>>149884263is that why the pacos are seething already today? that and their inevitable getting swept
Man Soriano's been good today
>>149884564>who didn't usd roidsdo you really believe it?
What the FUCK was that?!?!
>>149884385My cousin married a Jewish guy and I attended their wedding. I didn't see anything wrong with them. As a matter of fact, their second child's bat mitzvah is approaching. My parents attended their first child's bat mitzvah, and look forward to attending the second child's.
>>1498845856"7 near 282? Yeah.
>>149884632you watch them get circumcised?
Zionism is alright. Just my perspective as a white Mets fan
>>149884668Blowpen. He will recover tho
https://vocaroo.com/1h5WrP9Aaqcw
>mest
>>149884688need to work on your vocal training, hitler
>>149884650If they were, I did not. But do girls get circumcised?
>>149884676i am also white and support israel and my mets
>>149884701in africa they do
>>149884710>I am currently the age seinfeld was when he started his sitcom in 1989prey for me
SAFE
but new york hates us so who knows
>>149884722>PCA>Please Cum in my Ass
>>149884712Well, they live in Tri-Cities, Washington.
>>149884724you're almost near the age where he started dating high school girls!
Daaaaaaaa Yankees win!
GGโs Braves.
>>149884726why is your 3rd base coach in the position to get buck broken?
>>149884724I'm praying you eventually learn proper English.
>>149884726OVERTURNED
lets go
>>149884734there is literally an episode of seinfeld where him and george look at a 14 year old's cleavage
Wellโฆ time for another Space Cowboys game. glhf Ms
>>149884749yes i know, it has bob balaban in it
>>149884677You're right. You never know with this Jekyll and Hyde ass bullpen.
gg Barves. Good luck the rest of the way.
>>149884764Space cowboy? Henlo fren
>>149884688Based femanon. Mets fans are incels!!
>>149884725Which one tho?
this resd guy is going to blow it. i can tell.
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>>149884729Kennewick, Pasco, or Richland? Choose wisely.
damn. better throw gets him
>>149884688Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting
>>149884793Have no idea what part of Awooshington that is at @_@;;
>>149884813the knowledge that he was dicking little girls well into his 40s? yeah it really does
>Issac to 10day IL
>Brendan Rodgers to 60day IL after breaking his nose on a rehab assignment
>called up Big Jon Singleton and Shay Whitcolm
would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?
>>149884809Those are the tricities.
>>149884793They reside in Richland.
today i am watching my first baseball game
#ITFDB presented by Toyo Tires.
>>149884829you're supposed to be keeping the shit ass mariners at bay you faggots
>>149884688Fuck my boricua ass
>>149884838Based, I saw a monster truck show there in 2002.
>>149884826it was the 70s
I think the DOYERS score more runs than the Brewers!
>>149884847the other day i found a cubs tshirt at goodwill so i'm watching the cubs game
>>149884860not with kershaw on the mound
getting swept by the brewers is like winning the world series for doyerpacos
>>149884861the semen stains on that shirt implicate you in dozens of anal rapes throughout the chicago area
Yah, you go up against the umps for 25 fucking innings in a row and theyโre eventually going to break through. You can only laugh. This is why no one takes this sport seriously
Today I will watch Memeiners lose.
>>149884871i wont talk without a lawyer
the dodgers merely existing is like winning the world series to poodrepacos lol
>>149884873life expectancy was only like 35 so life happened faster
Kershaw's pitches are too easy to hit.
Kershaw's gay ass needs to retire. he's become just an overpaid mascot at this point, riding his teammates coat tails and so irrelevant he'll never be put in a position to choke away a big game again.
>>149884874Iโm a gay Boston chad that sucks cock and swallows cum and I can even admit youโre right. Sorry cub bro, you got screwed by the umps
Kershaw already shitting the bed
>>149884876Nono, youโre playing the Corpus Christi Hooks. The Space Cowboys are in Seattle currently.
>>149884890He's done after this year, he just wanted to reach 3000 strikeouts
>>149884886you might just be a pedophile bud
>>149884836Honestly had no idea so had to read wiki >-@
>>149884905i am the furthest thing from a pedo possible, i am into bbws
>gave up the nono in the first
>>149884932Avoiding a no hitter is like smelling a nice meal for Astros
GET HOFFMANN OUT OF THERE Q
>ohtani finally bumped down in the batting order
>get replaced by a bigger shitter
bravo roberts
>>149884954pick flowers most aromatic
>>149884850I'd worry more about your struggling to maintain .500
good morning good afternoon good night x2
>>149884826but enough about Jerry Seinfeld
>>149884954Pee
Fuck
Moolie
Action
alright no immaculate inning
>>149884954Previously Fired Managerial Assistant, you post it when the front office brings back someone they had sacked.
>>149884954>What does "PFMA" mean?player feared missing in action
happens when they dont make it to the ballpark
>>149884890>kershaw, sherzer, verlander all retiring same year>only one gets to be in the HoF
>>149884973Nn fren \(^-^\) gm
>>149884944>home of tex-mex and fajitas has never smelled a nice mealdoubt
>>149884954Please Fuck Miss Alice
Alice Larson
please fuck my boricua ass
>>149885005tex-mex is the worst mexican food
why is tmobile park so empty?
I hope Duran follows through
Gg mest
Our bullpen sucks shit
>>149885022>t. so cal loser
>>149885022tex-mex is better than mexican food
>>149885005They play in Houston not San Antonio
GG Nats, now give us James Wood
Cal obliterated that bat.
>>149885024i wish I was at that party
>>149885052You traded him for an NLCS exit
>>149885032is this elite?
Oh well, series win. I hope you enjoyed that extra 10 million Bregstein. Youโre going to hell lol
>>149885050>xe thinks Ninfas is in San Antonio
Series win! GG curly win, Nice "rebuild" you got there.
>poodres win
>doyers swept
commence the seethe
>>149885068So? Who says we can't take him BACK?
>>149885090we haven't been swept yet bandwagoner
>>149885084You can't win without mitch garver, trade NOW!
>>149885090jokes on you, we're all angels fans today
Not sure if anyone remembers me from the Phillies thread but I was the hkv who only had a female coworker show up to a Phillies work trip game.
We are married now and she's pregnant with our son. Life is good guys
>astromiguels seething cuz their mexican food sucks ass
>>149885121GIVE. HIM. BACK.
>>149885136was meant for
>>149885122sorry I'm new
Would MLB and fans in general turn on Ohtani if he suddenly posted an image like this but instead of the turkey it's clearly his dog?
>>149885122Tex Mex is unironically better than Mexican. Just like Italian American is better than Italian. The best Italian food is served in Wisconsin because thatโs where the best cream is. My dadโs brother sat on the board of Ben E Keith. My neighbor is a sommelier. I know food better than anyone ITT. Tex Mex rapes Mexican. Cry to your mother you sack of shit
Well Hunter looks much more like Hunter than his last two starts. That last high fastball was gas.
>>149885143Japan aren't the dog eaters desu thats ASEAN countries|also communist china.
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>>149885143you are seriously wondering if people would turn on Ohtani if he killed and cooked his dog and ate it? are you retarded?
>>149885069For the Space Cowboys it is
>>149885171just asking questions
>>149885180obviously. Look at how the public turned on Michael Vick for running a dogfighting operation and killing a few shitbulls
stupid retarded cubs
can't you even sweep these red frauds after a mickey mouse 10 win streak?
How did this fucking retard hit .300 last season?
>>149885149lol new pasta?
>my dad's brother
>>149885198It was Crochet and they umps
>>149885198lt was Crochet and they umps
>the Astros would rather start a โCooper Hummelโ and โTaylor Trammellโ than sign a DFAed Alex Verdugo
Think about that
WTF is this weird minor league shit theyโre showing on ESPN?
for a REAL farewell tour, they should make Kershaw bat.
>>149885232One was conquered by Mexico, the other smacked them so hard they actually took territory owo #RemembertheAlamo
Cubs win the series and Bregman is condemned to an eternity in hell
>>149885251I don't know anything about California history, are they the ones who got conquered by Mexico?
>>149885281Considering both states are American I would think not lol. But maybe the pacos in California have some retcon in their head that California is actually Mexico? Idk lol
pages needed this after spazzing out on the umpie last night
>>1498852811822 to 1846 desu yes
I do NOT like the Savannah Bananas and their goofy gimmicks. Either play baseball the right way or fuck off!
What if Ohtani's dog were hit by a car and instead of burying him, he ate him?
we love productive outs here
dodger take the lead first? wtf is going ?!?!?!
>>149885316>>149885314This is the only correct opinion on the matter.
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Neto is so fucking good bros
dookie butts with a rare hit
>>149885316What if he was driving the car that hit his dog but he didn't do it on purpose, he's just Asian.
>>149885332>Shohei will do anything we asklmao at least try not make him sound like a servile beast wtf lol
Diesel with 5Ks after 2 innings
Pablo was our good luck charm today
>>149885347>servileI like this word, thank you my vocabulary enriched anon.
>Betts gets on
>Shohei brings him home
simply put, this is the way
am I an npc I saw that this ohtani guy was batting so i turned the audio on the tv and watched and then was like wow when he hit a home run
btw who was that guy that they intentionally hit balls because they didnt want to give a home run chance? like shaq rules for baseball
>>149885367Backyard Baseball? Loved it, also football I dun remember if others.
>>149885347okay but what if he was serving beast?
>>149885380why would he be serving your mom?
>>149885100This is the way Mococo
>>149885316that would be funny
>>149885374>who was that guy that they intentionally hit balls because they didnt want to give a home run chance?you mean intentionally walk? you're probably thinking about bonds back in the day
>>149885378I'm a zoomer so I grew up with the shitty Atari era games
>>149885402Are they covering their mouths to keep from drooling on the table?
Here it comes Doyerbros...
>>149885402>the girls gigglingWife material.
>>149885402*ka-thump*
Hehehe one less yapping idiot beast in the world.
>>149885402>forcing the Nani Ga Suki grills to eatch gore while eating their favorite scoop of ice creamgrim
posting this early: not getting back to back swept by the brewers is like winning the world series to the doggies
>>149885411yeah sounds right. Man I played so much wii sports and I still never figured out my balls from my walls
>>149885463this so much this
Go Sox Go
Go Sox Go
Hey New England whaddya say
Go suck this clam chowder, P.C.A.
>cal double headshot on diaz and the ump
Bully
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Beat up a mariners fan.
Beat him back to the poorhouse!
https://youtu.be/gUbmbXC99q8
WHERE THE FUCK IS CONFORTO?
Doyerpacos using apple watches to not get swept by the Brewchads again
That's a series win
GG Phillies. We needed that one, we have not been winning in sunday day games. It's nice to break that curse.
absolute fucking shattered mental monkeys in the outfield raping kershaws era
If Soriano could pitch only on the road he'd be a top 5 pitcher in the AL
>doggies thought they weren't getting swept
>>149885520>That's a series winfirst one for the angels in years
Someone post that Kershaw Joker Choker picture
>He will tell you he should've made that catch
YEAH NO SHIT OREL
How 'bout them Baskin Roberts guy?
>>149885540lotta game left bandwagon
>>149885549Spedman fucked up
why cant the dodgers beat comedy central teams
>>149885549>Someone post that Kershaw Joker Choker picture
I think geno should stop hitting hrs
dodgers with yankees level fielding this inning
>>149885555Seth are you on vacation or something?
Hunter Brown cries 'uncle'; bases loaded for Randy
Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team
everyone cares doyerchads
>>149885581wow so original!
It seems the Doyers are back to their pre-2016 days of slumpiness. Not gonna repeat a WS which is a good thing.
>>149885581Seth Harris why must you bring your unfunny meme to /sp/? C'mon man it didn't work on /tv/, it's not gonna work here.
Yeah I'm thinking dem cubbie bears are winning the world series
>>149885548Against the Phillies? Yes, but they haven't played eachother very often at all.
>Offense gains momentum
>Pitching/Defense kills it next inning
Then
>Pitchers hold their ground
>Offense goes missing
Doyers caught the Angels bug.
It's over
>>149885615shut the fuck up
What happened to game threads? Does everyone just post about their teams games in the genny at the same time? Everyone is just screaming into the void. Is James shield still a pothead?
>>149885604I know that feel fren my chickens struggled with that yuge start to season
>>149885613i just meant in general. i assumed
>>149885601>good thingSomeone kill this tico
>>149885627they went extinct aside from postseason. yes. yes.
>>149885627>What happened to game threads?caneled due to lack of fan interest
>>149885623At least the Anaels won today. Never underestimate their best hitter known as Mark the Shark.
>>149885109Can he frame and hit Dingers doe? I take him any day over Maldonado
>>149885100What happened to your bandwagoner sister?
you killed it with your new munchie meal tpain
pretty much jack!
welcome to jack in the box!
>>149885630They've won several series this season. But against the Phillies this was the first time they've won a series against them in a while
>>149885666based slop consoomer
I wonder what team the sandlot basedjak follows
Jack in the box is kind of nasty. Overly salty and greasy. The only excuse to eat it is while drinking and driving after like 3 am.
>>149885655He is quite good behind the plate and is closing in on .700 ops you better get him.
>>149885666wasted devil trips
>>149885688for me its the mcchicken - the best fast food sandwich
>>149885630wtf is this real
>>149883552Wouldn't it just flow to the Mississippi R. at most?
>>149885692Orange ducks do need a new catcher.... Guy currently isn't bad but theres literally 5 or 6 on IL.
>>149885703not even the best fast food chicken sandwich
hard landing but great play pages
>>149885709yes but manfred had it (((scrubbed)))
>>149885726>dumb frog>smartI'm pissed you even replied
>>149885743good, fuck you
cool it with the antisemitism you guys
yack in the crack is a Mexican tradition
Dodger defense has just been atrocious today
they fucked over kersh today :/
HBP
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ouch!
hunter brown read my garver sales pitch and is trying to hurt his value
ACT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
kershaw absolutely seething over rookie faggots
KEK
Launch Ruiz into the sun, please.
>>149885776Kek, it's kino!
Based Kersh lmao FUUUUUUUUCCKKKKK
>vesia
Thereโs the white flag
>>149885775It's been a problem all year. They forgot how to field.
>>149885666thanks for reminding me that I scored a free jumbo jack* from jack in the box thanks to today's padres home run.
*with purchase of large drink
where the fuck did that come from ruiz?