Broadcast: 12:00pm ET on FOX
Green flag: 12:22pm ET
Distance: 90 laps/160mi
Pole: Colton Herta
i am officially relocating to my couch with some snacks
Checking in.
Non-triples = Palou winning.
on what lap does he or his pit crew fuck it up?
Please, let it be a crashfest.
>>149881094Was it last year or the one before? Ferrucci's luck here, lol.
>>149881128Based on the filename I think it was last year
>>149881054I'm thnking it'd be on his second pit stop.
>>149880997I just sat down with a bowl of homemade cheese its
What's with the random background music in the fox sports broadcast? You can barely can hear anything during interviews
Whoโs more autistic, Colton or Bryan?
>>149881054Palo will mug first place off him on lap 1 and hold it for the rest of the day.
I am not excited about this.
>>149881203>homemade cheese itsSounds based.
>Tom "couldn't sound" gay-more
>>149881305something that happens more often in indycar than it should
>fox still showed the santucci intro
>Green flag: 12:22pm
Why?
I thought ferrucci wasnโt racing
>Rush lyrics references
BASED
>>149881339What do you mean
>>149881344digits confirm, based.
>>149881354Missed it. What were they?
Newgarden (Catholic), Lundgaard (Catholic) and Malukas (Chicago). TCVFCHCOC
Total Catholic Victory From Catholic Holy City of Chicago.
/indy/ START YOUR SHITPOSTS
>>149881344Good, put Linus in.
>>149881395Fantastic image! Mind if I save it?
just finished making some chicken pasta :)
Forgive my ignorance but whatโs the experience like watching road courses live? Iโd imagine itโs pretty shit considering your missing most the action aside from the part of the track your sitting at. Unlike an oval where no matter where you sit you can see most of everything.
>>149881395>Catholic>ChicagoCan someone shoop them as the Blues Brothers?
>>149881415only if you're a confirmed catholic
> bumpiest circuit
I vaguely remember when they could maintain their roads in Americas.
>>149881426They have tv screens along the track to watch the rest of the race
>>149881366Why they need 22 minutes?
>>149881395The religions got hijacked centuries ago lad, they aren't what you think they are now.
>>149881426Thereโs screens everywhere so fans can see the whole race
t. Watched a nascar road course race in real life
>>149881316It's mini saltines soaked 24 hours in olive oil, cheddar cheese powder, ranch seasoning, crushed red pepper, and baked for 10 minutes
No offence but I hope Alexander Palou dies.
huski choc bros.. today is our day
>>149881440Why are you not at church then?
How's my boy Slowjean doing?
>>149881471who says i'm not?
HURTA CHADS THIS IS OUR RACE
>>149880997i already ate my lunch
Finally got some time to watch an /indy/ race. Let's go, frens.
>>149881395Does Portuguese anon have this information? I think he would like to know this.
>>149881479almost got cooked in imsa
>>149881479anonโฆ
>>149881481>>149881471The track is the holy home of racing
I keep mixing Armstrong and Illot up.
Arenโt these green tires just memes
>>149881441The north has always been like your country. No road canbhild up to the ice and snow.
>i watch a race
>scott mclaughlin in the wall again
scottybros...
Scotty Mac brosโฆ
PENSKE CURSED SEASON CONTINUES
holy shit penske literally wtfwt
>>149881510they're meme adjacent
>ALL MY KEKLINS
the state of penske kiwi state
>>149881462Holy based!
Snooty!!
>>149881465Nah, I just hope his car breaks.
gallagher livery is cursed, never ever use it again
>>149881558Team Penske fired all their competition directors and all that so now they suck
>>149881558they ran out of people to fire by indy
Doesnโt Penske have a woman tire changer, Iโd bet my nut it was her
>>149881510Yes. They are saying they get 6 laps max on this track. That's not even half a stint.
>Penskwab
Who can they sack now for this shit?
>>149881579She's on Newgarden's car
She fucked up last week
Other teams have women tire changers too, though I forget which ones
>>149881579she's front left for chadgarden, chud
or was until last week, dunno about now
>>149881579She's the front service girl for Newgarden.
>>149881579that's Newgarden's car
>>149881491I didn't know those drivers were actually Catholic, and it didn't even imagined they could be. I bet that aside from them, Palou might be a Catholic too.
It's another reason for me to root for Newgarden, alongside with Dixon and Prema.
>>149881579The women are usually the inside front
>>149881441Our Toronto mayor needs to rename street names for millions of dollars to combat racism. Roads are not on our radar
>>149881595The whole of Penske should be staffed by black fat lesbians now. Diversity is strength.
>Gallagher Insurance, Risk Management and Consulting
kek
>>149881616Bring back the Crackhead Mayor
>>149881583The big man himself
What the fuck why they show commercials while the race is on?
>>149881629learn necromancy and i'm all for it
>>149881604Based OG Christian faith, bro.
>Ave Maria
>>149881629Rob was the GOAT. His brother sucks, wrong ford went
>>149881666absolutely checked from the grave
>>149881646This gangsta ass crakka.
https://youtu.be/w7akvRgrs04
>>149881646The GOAT https://youtu.be/WjdTi1r-yRQ?si=BkyIZ-ZjppAXYd-P
You ever see chip ganassi and rob ford in the same room together?
Makes me think bros.
>>149881666Based Rob shitposting from hell
Poo in Loo still has to run greens? It's Palouver.
I hate this different paint scheme for each driver, I want to get into this series but cant when i haven't a fucking clue whos driving what car, Palou is the only paint scheme i can ever remember.
do I ask my friend currently in Burgerland for one of those IndyCar diecasts?
Why are oval races more fun to watch?
>>149881719The number is on the nose desu
>>149881692Good lord, that sun says it's 10:00 am and that niggas on the pipe.
onboards
https://pastebin.com/8iuRYhvz
>>149881730I mean, you can always buy one on ebay
>>149881734For me the camera angles on street circuits arenโt as comfy, too many cuts
Speaking of toronto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKmSAHWaVM0
the pajeet who is working on making ICR2 work with rendition and mods got the old and 2003 layouts of toronto working on ICR2 rendition graphics in HD
Indycar racing 2 and GP2(with the x86 source port) modding is going through a renaissance right now and /o/fags are ignoring it
>>149881734Because Indycars on ovals is based beyond belief
a van kalmthout used to live in this in hoofddorp
it's 3.18 km south from schiphol runway 18r/36l (or the polderbaan)
>>149881748shipping costs and taxes are fucking me over immensely.
I went to the bathroom. Did the first pits already happen? Are we in 2 different strats now?
This is so fucking kino, it's unreal.
wtf is going on lol
>assmussen
>>149881761Dutch is a ridiculous language
you fucks told me Toronto was gonna be a snoozer. Iโm glad I decided to tune in
cars almust juaned an amr truck
New Indycar fan. Here is a list of /ourguys/:
>Newgarden (Catholic)
>Lundgaard (Catholic)
>Malukas (Possibly Catholic. Chicago)
>Palou (Possibly Catholic. Based #10 enjoyer.)
>>149881734They can actually die racing there
>>149881778Indycar on meme street circuits is actually entertaining
>>1498817632 yellows. Guys on softs pitted. Everyone on hards stayed out
>>149881627>>149881656Actually got fucked by strategy and the yellow for once, he had just built the gap needed to pit.
>>149881762even when the seller is from europe?
>>149881787 cheating isn't very catholic
>>149881787what about Devlin and Santucci?
>I think Power just railed me
Why did he think that it's appropriate to share his sex life on the radio like that?
>>149881734They aren't always better, but their nature tends to group the cars up and watching cars near eachother is always more exciting than watching them by themselves. What we just saw was absolutely amazing and I was pretty sad to see the flag come out.
>>149881787Pato Oward is catholic too
>European racing
>No commercials
>American racing
>Commercial every two minutes
I shouldโve known.
>>149881826Watch the sky sports stream
>>149881719Newgarden and Power have run the same scheme for years.
>>149881797Are they doing the same shit as commie 1 were you have to use all compounds?
>>149881826>what is international streamAlso you fags are to blame since commercials are a law
>>149881778Toronto is always decent imo, but I might be bias. I think the drivers get hyper aggressive here
>Power shoving them out of the way
>>149881831Having a cool thing your friend helped you get will always be cooler than having a cool thing.
Still hungover from a concert last night, time for a day of vrooms
>>149881841That's what the commentary team is making it sound like
>>149881842Not true. F1 was able to negotiate with ESPN to air the entire race without commercials. Indy needs money so they didnโt do that
CAM ON GRUG!!!!! YOU CAN DO IT!
>>149881868ESPN is cable anon, indycar is on FOX
>>149881894F1 also air on ABC with zero commercials.
>Lived in Long Beach, CA my whole life
>Never went to the GP
This changes next year
>OโWard
>Mexican of Irish descent
>Episcopal school
>Possibly a Protestant
>Newgarden
>Lundgaard
>Some kind of Germanics
>Catholics
What a country.
melt
md5: 71e53c0e30a8797b69183a54aeaadd3b
๐
>yet another episode of PWL
>>149881841Yeah, that's what they have been doing for years. No one would use the faggot greens otherwise.
>>149881910Enjoy anon. First year not doing Toronto Indy, did hit quali yesterday though
>>149881915don't act surprised
>>149881906Abc is the same as espn
>>149881911I think newgarden had some danish ancestry and lundgaard is from Denmark and theyโre Lutheran or some shit
>>149881915Not if a polar bear eats him
>>149881917
>>149881925I mean, they can hang out, just stfu about gay yurop things for a couple hours
>>149881868ESPN doesn't produce the show, they just re-broadcast SKY
>meanwhile Orthodox
it's okay, I guess we have Agajanian
You'd think they'd want to at least try to secure that wing
>>149881911You are free to practice the religion of your choosing in the land of the free.
Ferrucci sounds like a faggot
>>149881937>Disney owns both>itโs literally called ESPN on ABC when sports air on ABCFucking retard
>>149881946My point is commercials arenโt required. Indy needs to push for no commercial breaks during the race. Itโs possible and has been proven to be both profitable and a great way to grow the sport
>track attacking cars
>more help for alex palou
end the season already
lmao Rossi is like fuck this Im going home
>>149881910Insanely based change of life direction!
>3 tire incidents
TOTAL TIRE DEATH
The absolute state of ecr
>>149881979so can I be a luciferian there in peace and alone?
>>149881987>Italian Americanwas there any surprise?
>>149881961I still dont know the difference between catholicism and orthodoxy
>>149882007>tirehe crashed into the wall
>>149882005Ive desperately been looking for something so sperg about when handegg is off, vrooms were something my Dad always had and and I liked to watch but never went all in
>>149882016Theyโre both Jewish lies
>>149882009Yes, but I believe a core tenet of that religion is being as cringe as possible in public for attention.
>open street directly on the other side of a tire barrier
>fag flag crosswalk
wtf are you doing, toronto?!?
I see they still have the pedo flag cross walks there
>>149882009I mean, yeah. You will have a better time of it on the west cost, but it's 100% protected by the 1st amendment.
>>149882029so says the fedora tippin "atheist" who drinks s0y1ent
>>149882032just like the core tenet of christianity is to fuck boys in the name of god?
>>149882050Keep giving money to your cocksucking virgin priests every Sunday fags
>>149882016One is eastern and the other is western
Roman Catholicism is western, eastern Catholicism is orthodox in simplest terms desu
>>149882016One thinks Rome has the coolest bishop and the other doesn't.
I wish the Civic Type Rs were still affordable
What's going with the pits opening (or not)?
where the fuck is the safety car?
>>149882067>eastern Catholicism is orthodoxno, those 2 things are 2 different things, one thins is being orthodox and other easter catholic, these still follow rome
>>149882087pulled off the track and parked behind the wall for some reason
Shiiiiittttt!! KK spinning on the pits entry.
i dont like this paloubros
>Pooloo and Dick in Son staying as the cheaters ganassi is
>suddenly kirkwood spins
TOTALLY NOT RIGGED
>Pillow not pitting
pretty based if you ask me
>KWABwood
Just give Palou the trophy already, Christ
>andretti regretti spaghetti
>>149882016it all boils down to the Filioque and us not recognizing the Pope's authority, some other differences too but I think those are the main ones
>Meyer Shank's CGR driver spinning Captain Kirk around
RIGGED
>>149882140Surely not the way this year has gone
>>149882135Can we go back and get rid of these accursed canopies somehow?
SOMEONE PLAY THE BURNOUT 3 INTRO EDIT OF LAST YEAR AGAIN
>>149882159Nah, just Juanito.
Latvians are honorary Greeks, some of our surnames sound eerily similar and therefore I will be rooting for Dave.
Were they literally in commercial when the fucking restart happened? Im about to turn this shit off on principle at this point what the fuck.
This race is a shit storm lol
This has been a certified shitter moment
WAIT WHAT HAPPENED I GO FOR A PISS FOR 30 SECONDS AND SUDDENLY THERES A PILEUP
What's a Toronto race without cars having sex?
>another yellow
cursed day
>>149882173*Lithuanians, sorry.
When does Palou pit?
He's gotta be short on fuel at this point
COMMERCIAL EVERY TWO MINUTES
>newgarden
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>149882150Your fault desu
>>149882210> cheatcar> short on fuelHeh.
>>149882210Whenever is the perfect opportunity for him to somehow pull a win out of his ass
>>149882210in a while, he is having a siesta now
>>149882229lmao anyone have the gif of that
>>149882229don't blow off the interview pussy
>>149882194Their -skis, -skas, -vicus surnames are lithuanized Polish surnames.
so all the cars will have to do 2 stops now?
>>149882016There is none.
But Novus Ordo is not Catholic and the Eastern churches are not Orthodox now. The end is nigh.
Damn look at the ROCK on that chicks ring
>if only you knew how bad things really are
Apparently the safety car had some "issues" earlier, that's why Palou was setting the pace last yellow. But apparently it's fixed now
dude is having a breakdown live on tv
>>149882233The lord has forsaken him
>>149882239I tried to make one, but it got too big.
anyone got an edit of newgarden with a just fuck my shit up senpai hearcut
>>149882252those suffixes aside, I have seen plenty more that sound extremely Greek.
he had 5 laps left and stayed out?
BTW, KK mostly negated that spin with a bit of luck passing these crashed cars.
>>149882064Holy small hat post!
>yellow laps count towards the tire requirement
gay
>>149882288The mileage on this meme has been incredible this season
>>149882298This post made me kek
>penskwab
same procedure as every race
Tim Cindric used an impeccable hex
>>149882288AHAHAHAHAHAH IT NEVER ENDS
>Power
PENSKE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
the podcast plus some anon's dad liking Daly are the only reasons I remember he is there
bye
md5: 3228fc822834d9d243e3efc66cfe1885
๐
>Penske
Power is such a stupid outback nigger
>>149882364>Reply sponsored by Mission Tortillas
well i guess at least he said something
over 10 words, that's improvement
>>149882143OK, that's enough Buckfast for tonight.
>>149882345honda teams plus zakary brown used some jewish black magic to curse them
>yeah we crashed just wanna thank the sponsor
he took the KFB pill
>Herta creeping up
I still believe
>>149882405Kyle busch? :3
How is McClaren back bros? What voodoo magic did they do to be good at all racing sports again?
>>149882405Scotty did that during the 500 and you guys shat on me for pointing it out
>>149882447early life section
Newgarden has had a bunch of bad luck, Power might finally be too washed for a top team. But what the fuck happened to McLaughlin this year. The guy cant keep the car on the track anymore.
>>149882447As annoying as Zak Brown is hes actually a really good team boss.
Honestly wondering if Pato deserved a penal but Penske race control won't penalize anyone for Team Penske's gain anymore. But power shouldn't have tried to pass there anyways
>>149882455This is America. Itโs McClaren like McDonaldโs
>>149882457500 threads are filled with tourists.
>>149882472The wheel nut came off today which isnโt his fault
why are the softs so bad?
I'd be okay with these 3 in the podium
>New York fries
>proudly Canadian
What did they mean by this
>>149882447Stop asking questions, this is a legitimate FIA sanctioned event, any enquiring questions will be deemed racist.
>>149882494Car is way too heavy and the "sustainable" green tire they use on streets can't handle it
>>149882472>hes actually a really good team boss.Only because he knows the get the fuck out of the way of the people who know what they are doing.
>>149882504Timbits are owned by America, Lord Stanley is a Legal American. :D
>>149882504Well the state has gone so commie now it might aswell join canada
>>149882500veekay win would be amazing but we're not allowed to have nice things so it'll be another palouwinslol
>>149882514so they are forcing them to run on a slow tire?
>>149882514F1 is getting sustainable tires next season. it's going to be a shitshow
Im new to /indy/, is stingray robb good for anything but hassling frontrunners when he's getting lapped or crashing into people?
>>149882447Cabalistic magic. Don't worry about it.
>>149882519>Only because he knows the get the fuck out of the way of the people who know what they are doing.Meanwhile in Italy.
andddd dixon is ahead, he is soooo greedy
>>149882542Yes probably the worst rule besides short oval wave arounds is the necessity to run two laps on each kind of tire for non-ovals
>>149882546He's good because he brings the kino name game up for indy, along with Power
>>149882566Dixon is absolutely fantastic.
C'MON VK
SCORE A FAKIN FAST OUT LAP
>>149882542nobody would use it otherwise, so why would it even exist?
Holy fucking strategy race! This is so confusing.
Thinking this is a good time to crack open the bag of chex mix.
>>149882623Many such cases in Indycar
>>149882635Iโve been snacking on some left over homefries from brunch earlier today
>>149882630Andretti Spaghetti soon
Herta winning would be the dream but I'll take the bog trotter
>>149882636True. Honestly, it's pretty based not know who is going to win.
when will they order dixon to yield?
>>149882661Has Fox EVER made a good graphic? Who pays these people? Fire em. D:
Whatโs up with the hybrid shit I thought they would make a bigger deal about it, I donโt even seen the battery percentages?
>>149882694Its cause the Hybrid doesn't do anything.
>>149882694Sometimes they show them sometimes they don't
>palou's lead is just under 100
holy fuck man
>>149882694Itโs basically P2P at this point, donโt even know whey they even decided to have it in the first place apart from pleasing Honda
>and letting ganassi cheat it so they have TC
>>149882690>Straya>paying goodkek
Thereโs a reason theyโve always been mediocre compared to the rest of the networks
>>149882694Go watch Mid-Ohio 2024 for the christmas light show.
>>149882726I wonder if theyโll drop it, probably makes the car a lot heavier and they arenโt even pushing the benefits
is this the most kino podium so far this season?
>>149882756I'm /anybody but palou/
>>149882727Yuck. NBC ruining golf for me, MASN not even showing Oriole games anymoar. TBS not having basketball where cans I go? Felt like I had more channels when I lived overseas
>>149882767Theyโre gonna build a new chassis around the hybrid and make the fucking shit heavier
If God permits, no yellows, and poo loo hits the wall and pato wins.
Who is the GOAT of Indycar?
>>149882767The benefits are Honda knew how to integrate it better at first, but the Cheby teams are starting to figure it out.
>>149882794Probably Mario or AJ Foyt desu desu
>>149882794Danny Sullivan for sure
>palou getting unlucky on strategy
>>149882794Marco Andretti :^)
Wanted to add Al Unser but dunno if qualified for that :@
>>149882825>That era of carVGH
>>149882794Helio Castroneves
>>149882794that would be A.J. Foyt or Al Unser Sr but I need to brush up with my USAC/CART/Indy history
Simpson finishing higher than Palou and Dixie would be hilarious.
so, its very unlikely that the champsionship will be done by next race, sad
>if i had a million res nodes
>>149882850I only had 1 CART game growing up D: sadly mostly into sims
>>149882859Mexico gonna beat Spain? Finallyโฆ
YELLOW SO DANGEROUS
stupid retard almost crashed into alex
Felix quit being retarded
>>149882899so close to some extra kino
>>149882850more inclined to say Al Unser desu because he's from New Mexico and one of my best online pals is also from there :)
PIT LANE SHITTERS
AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA
everyone's good to the end?
black flag that damn spaniard
>>149882935I'm fine, thanks for asking
>Palou canโt handle being in the rear field with all the shitters
KWAB
fucking kino racing in the middle of the pack
>look at malukas!
>*smacks lips*
someone punt that retard out of the way
whats he doing man? whats he up to?
Shocked that didn't end in a crash
MALUKAS. MALUKAS. MALUKAS. MALUKAS. MALUKAS. MALUKAS. MALUKAS. MALUKAS. MALUKAS.
nice palou, play it smart, you can still mate it to p10
This is a fucking Murder Fest
why are they touching eachother so much? are they gay or something?
Guys I'm starting to think Palou might not win this race.
>>149883045American racing is a full contact sport
>capcha: taaak
>>149883045they're in Canada
Cam on fellas this ainโt nascar have some class please
>>149883045>not giving a cheeky rear squeeze to your broYou gay or something?
>>149883044NOT cool
>>149883051Confia en El Plan
all the drivers ahead of palou have to pit again
TRUE SPANISH PATRIOTS CONFIRM THIS INFORMATION
Simpson having a nice season so far
i don't think peekay pinus is going to make it bros
Come on Sting Ray if you're gonna be a backmarker shitter at least spice things up
I told you Sting Ray was our ally
>5 laps left
>stream is shitting itself
Top 5 aren't even close to each other.
CAM ON HERTA
GET DA FACKIN PODIUM
CAWSHUN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Herta brosโฆ ITโS NOT FUCKING FAIR
seagull can't make it through a race.
lmao wtf was that
go home stay home
FUCKING ROSENVQUIST
>>149883130worse is that it wasnt even his fault this time, felix fucked up
If Veekay had hit that shitter I would've been so fucking pissed
>seigel crashing again in from of Zak Brown
no way he keeps that seat right?
fuck this shit
see you next week
PUT LINUS IN ALREADY
KYFF DAWG PODIUM LET'S GOOOOO
Sucks for Herta, i think he would've gotten 3rd. Happy for Veekay, hes a better driver then the team hes stuck on. But nice Pato win.
ITS OWARI WA, O'WARD WON AND VI GAY GOT A PODIUM
>>149883157if pato had hit them it would have been kino, podium is still nice
I've always said Veekay deserved a better seat.
>Rosenquvist wrecked Siegel from in front.
Weird.
>>149883181Sped carpenter wanted Rossi instead lol
> VK and Kyff
Somebody won big tonight at the bookies.
A second Mexican has won in Toronto,and nobody died this time around.
Hoy se celebra con la hermana
>>149883181Yeah I mean he won at ecr. I think ed was just pissed because he crashed in the 500 a few times. I wish mclaren would hire him instead of sieglel
winning from a yellow will always be a *for me dawg
>>149883181He really does, stayed loyal to that Carpenter shitbox for far too long.
>>149883211la hermana esta en america, va a tener que esperar
>>149883229he had it in the bag
>>149883229By 2030 70% of the races will be street tracks and they are full of yellows
>>149883198Carpenter and Rossi deserve each other
>>149883233por que sois asi?
Lmao he says 99 points as if that isn't a massive lead. For instance that's pato winning 2 races that alex finishes dead last gap in points
What are the Pato's chances to challenge Palou this year though?
It's like 100 pts diff with four to go?
>>149883229Winning with best car will always be * for me
>>149883256if poo loo wrecks in laguna seca and the next 2 races, he is fucked
>>149883253and pooloo would still be ahead
>>149883253Iโm making the call
>>149883256Low, but not impossible, Palou has this year in the bag
>>1498832560, palou will win this with 2 races to spare
>>149883256possible but pretty unlikely. Palou had great pace and 0 luck this race, idk if he will have 4 more bad luck races
>knew he was gonna win because of bird shit
Based Pato the Augur
>>149883268Was the McLaren better than the Andretti this weekend?
>>149883249ellos empezaron
first podium for the caymans?
>Kyffin
His parents must be insufferable.
>>149883364You mean in anything ever? Probably.
>>149883369he's from an island
they're actually showing the podium this time
>only one chevy in top 8
Pato is too powerful