Thread 149882993

old >>149876540

shit thread

Respekt to Dustin for going out on his shield.

That was my retirement f-fight man *sniffs* you can't just c-call me gay for clinching *hyperventilates*

left or right

DustGOD will be back for White House card

>>149883040
both

I like how D-Rod looks like the most stereotypical cholo thug ever

>>149883040
what is left name

They're doing brock vs jon jones for the white house card btw, trump has agreed to pardon both brock and vince

>>149883040
left ofc

Drod is a ranked fighter

>>149883047
Any fighter that comes back after getting such a huge retirement package instantly loses all good will with me.

bo NIGGER

Lineal UFC Heavyweight Champion Oleksander Usyk

>>149883084
Cali niggas is built different
209 mf what

>>149882993 (OP)
Why did he chose to humiliate dustbin here but didn't do the same with Illia? That was uncalled for. Imagine if he had heemed dustbin here, the visuals of that.

>>149883187
why hasn't anyone gone there to see what's in that weird ahh room

>>149883084
He sounds like it too. What a bum.

>>149883203
topuria knogged him out before then b

>>149882993 (OP)
Seeing all the random non MMA related ventures Gane takes on makes me think about how huge Jones would have been if he weren't a PR disaster. He could have parlayed the Nike sponsorship into new ventures throughout his career, things that would have kept him busy well into retirement

>>149883164
Baddest Retired Motherfucker championship fight at the white house

I was drunk as shit last night and I thought Dustin won. I even watched it, but not very closely, sad to see hilo has eyes deformed faggot Max win

>>149883255
Gane is different, Gane is in another level b

Gane gave me dih

just heard helio gracie has eyes

>>149883203
meme fighter gets babysat by ufc matchmakers to keep pretending that he is le ebin best striker in le ufc
tired of people talking about max like he's good. he has zero impressive wins. he only beats up washed old men. loses to everyone who's actually good
pointing at the ground is a retarded meme. fuck max holloway

moves like a flyweight yet only needs one

>>149883040
Left is a man.

>>149883311
wdym he beat prime allen and aldo

>>149883325
Chills....

>>149883203
Man islam's wins aren't aging well.

>>149883311
Max is a flushed old man himself.

>>149883325
That was more than one

>>149883325
Levels.

>>149883335
none of aldo's 20 fights post-gooby are canon unless he does something good then you can talk about how great his legacy is but don't say anything about him getting weemed the fuck out that doesn't count

>>149883340
>gane on uncurbed muslim immigration

>>149883359
shut the fuck up

Just HOW fucking good is Ilia Topuria? I swear conors career looks like James vick in comparison now

>>149883203
If it weren't for the 2nd round knockdown I'd say that Max was carrying Dustin for most of the fight because he didn't want to humiliate him. He only showed his true self in the last 10 seconds

>>149883386
He also broke his hand punching the fatty in the brain stem

sean brady is my 6th or maybe 5th favorite fighter

>>149883304
JUST HEARD THE ENTIRE GRACIE FAMILY WAS A BUNCH OF FUCKING BITCHES WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, FAGGOT?

>>149883392
I like him, but in all honesty we haven’t seen him fight anyone in his prime, yet.

>>149883359
tai was already a lifeless corpse after the first shot, godne just played with it like a hacky sack afterward

Gane only needs two

>>149883422
He beat prime Bryce Mitchell

>>149883424
>gane fumbled the walkoff
KWAB

Can ozempic save them? It's not even a banned substance

Don't cry Tony

>>149883404
kys tomfaggot

>>149883442
Bryce had the flu.

It's way more impressive to have Marc Goddard rush in and stop your fight than it is to heem your opponent stiff

>>149883396
>n-no that impressive win doesn't count!
gamrot vs tsarukayn
elliott vs ulanbekov
simon vs dvalishvili

>>149883445
>>gane fumbled the walkoff
Explain pic rel then

Gane only needs 6 flails at the cerebellum

ciryl gan e

Ateba Gautier

phil brooks

Gane confirmed that everything is set into motion.

>>149883503
My favourite Parnassianist poet.

>>149883040
>the post the brought heem to a civil war

You now remember Kyler Phillips

>>149883359
One blow to the back of the head he meant

godne's enemies are stricken with fear at the sight of his movement

Soon Cyril Gane will join the esteemed ranks of fighters such as Dustin Poirier, Joseph Benavidez and Colby Covington

gayne? tapped

>>149883187
How any eyewitnesses to the New York sewer Jews must've been treated like insane people before it got caught on video would be amusing if it was so fucked up

I think it's funny that Gane has such a false following, he's a literal troll job given life. A direct to DVD French faggot with no real fighting ability, he's like the nigger JCVD with none of the aura

>>149883503
The dude he was fighting looked so comically afraid after getting hit once

>>149883040
I'm a based faggot but right is boring shapeless and boney

and honestly I blame France for him. France is such a fucking shit hole and sometimes I don't appreciate that they gave birth to someone as fucking useless as Gane. The only reason I'd go to France would be to take a shit on their flag and then have the 4 native French people left lick my asshole clean

You gonna learn today, you gonna learn what a big dick looks like!!

what if a referee decided to sucker punch a fighter in the back of the head in a big main event ?

>>149883590
they said the same thing of Deleuze

>>149883628
>me screaming at PvZ's bungussy

Gane is one of the few people on this planet who heemed spivac and didn't snooze a decision against him

>>149883632
i'd be screeching GET EM HERB KILL HIM at my screen

>>149883503
Imagine the girth on his BBC

Paulo Costa is back

Just broke my two day nofap streak...

>>149883657
Spivac loses by heem twice as often as he does by decision

>>149883616
>I'm a based faggot

>>149883657
Not a Heem sadly

Gane is 250 lbs of pure bitch made, honestly I'd pick a manlet fighter over him how can you be so big and useless in a fist fight and you are supposedly some trained bad ass, this pec implant franco negroid is the worst

Gane raped me with his butt

>>149883311
he beat prime stephens

>>149883657
godne's power is just scary. even his smallest shot leaves the opponent stunned with concussive damage. i can't believe spivac didn't die.

where is France to defend their fucking hero? I'll tell you where France is, getting his bussy blasted by a bunch of brown jobbers from Africa

>>149883627
The french got bred out and blacked, they barely exist anymore, just take a look at the dirty shitskin in pic rel

GSPhead

If Gane was here right in front of me now I'd put 10 bullets in his head so I never have to hear about the doofy faggot again

>>149883684
Nah that's an unbased tranny who couldn't get pussy so he trooned out, he's not a faggot
I like fucking men and cumming in their assholes and getting they shit on my thicc ahh dih

the goat of the sport is french

Joe Rogan in his prime

>>149883727
makes sense the only relatively white French person I ever met lived here in America, the rest of them are just fucking mutt overload. Are they even a country anymore? Fuck them at any rate, and Gane too, fuck him

people forget, man

>>149883722
Dustin has origins from France, he talked about it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rN7lx9m3akM

>>149883798
that retired peahead bitch doesnt even sell an authentic southern hot sauce fuck him

>2025
>Ganeposting

I'm sorry I got so mad about France and Gane guys, I saw red and you know how that goes

>>149883837
you say this as if sean shelby didn't just confirm in the ganecord that he's fighting tom

>>149883798
i mean it's obvious from his name, Poirier sounds french
same for Cormier he's probably the descendant of some french slave that was freed in some way
Dricus Du Plessis is also french btw

A Campaign of Conquest

Roy Nelson would send Gane's head flying off his shoulders

You gonna learn today!!

>>149883311
Max's entire career has been being haphazardly thrown to the wolves over and over until he got good

Gleison Tibau rips Max' cock off and feeds it to him

reminder that khabib isn't even tibau's best win

LADGAWOWTSBOH (Let's All Discuss Gaethje Also We Only Watch This Sport Because Of Him)

gane could take 12 rounds from usyk with two hands behind his back

>>149883503
A man will die...but not his ideas

>>149884018
More like a girl will die after getting ran over by his bike

Has Khamzat pulled out yet?

A man will die....but not his ideas

Gane is a nigger

>>149884031
Of Costa’s wife? No he’s still in deep

>>149884030
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>149884049
>conor ended aldo's 10 year long undefeated streak
>illlia ended volk's 10 week long undefeated streak
its like poetry...

I will NOT support Topturo

>>149884057
There is nothing wrong with being French

Just found out the UK is being banned from 4ch next week, it's been a good decade fellas.

undefeated streaks are a marketing gimmick and nothing else

>>149884049
Prime featherweight gooby is the only guy who i'd bet on to beat topuria, he was designed to beat shorter stocky opponents like aldo/topuria, he's unbeatable in that regard. Topuria would get countered by someone with very good precision and power. I legit think the gooby that fought aldo would counter topuria and ko him.

Heaviest hands in all of combat sports hands down

>>149884142
Why haven't you guys moved anywhere else at this point? They are gonna fucking kill all of you and then try to pretend Britain was always a muslim country rife with rape and Africans and I don't want that

>>149884142
just like last time

the topuria vs mcgregor debate has opened my eyes to a lot of the mma community

>>149884186
Emmett said Ige hits harder and I'd trust Josh Emmett with my life

>>149884186
A saint in the garden of our time.

lol imagine being a punch cage faggot and having to give your insightful takes on who cracked your skull the hardest like it's some big phenomenon

German Muslims

>>149884163
when gooby was heeming midgets and fighting karate style he was unstoppable then he ruined it all thinking he was a boxer and fought mayweather and took a dive for $100 mill but it was a kino build up
after that gooby was never the same
>mewvment

>I have history with the champ
>The history with the champ

Leftdeathhook.jpg

left side of my brain handles ganeposting while the right side is occupied with conors meng

>>149884204
We aren't allowed to move anywhere, they've made it extremely difficult, borderline impossible if you want to move to the USA. Only doctors really get to go abroad to Australia usually or any commonwealth country.

Headshot, Dad.

Just hit a deadlift PR of a million pounds

>>149884372
Me when I make shit up on the internet

Word on the insider cords is Rogan is legit in fear of the liver king beating his ass and that's why he didn't commentate last night KWAB

>>149884391
One of my favorite Kayla Harrison quotes

PFL Yugoslavia

>>149884284
I’d thrust Josh Emmett with my life.

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>149883996
AI slop

da champ

I would throw your Taiwanese ass into a creek bed and piss on you to be honest

>>149884142
Going to fly to London and shitpost next week to disprove this

>>149884559
Yt niggas be having crazy fetishes

Anglo rats crying about their royal government fucking them in the ass is always funny to me
>oi woi am i gottein fooked by me royals
LMAO

>>149884566
Damn I didn't know one of the worms from M.I.B. had a YouTube channel.

>>149884619
do you think mean to girls will come off as cute to them? stop being an ass

if 4chan let me use a vpn it would be shweet

>>149884559
Think Id sinply knock you down and pis in your as

fazza...

how big are the ufc belts

>>149884654
Speak English nigga

dubs i think

>>149884470
We all would love to thurst enmmet with our life

Anyone here want to carry my pocket? I wasnt asking

Ilia now Costa yeah I'm thinking we're back aesthetic bros

mom said it's my turn on the josh emmett onahole

>>149884308
Its hilarious that Nate actually gaslit Conor into abandoning Ido Portal and mewvment with the touch butt in the park joke

>>149884133
Yes there is have you heard them speak?

Suwoo I'm a blood

Get your hands off I'm not done yet

>>149884759
Costa gimmick in 2025, his physique isnt the same as it use to be. Even Gautier looked better

>>149884142
you negroes got banned like 5 times already why are you still here?

Imagine how badly Prime Tony would have slaughtered Conor. The exact same physical attributes of infinite stamina and durability that made Nate a nightmare matchup for Conor, but then add a wrestling background and KO power. Conor is looking for a way out as soon as he eats one of those elbows

Dusting the Poirier for one last time

>>149884763
yeah mewvment actually helped him he was so flowy and free with his movements nice footwork in and out striking was definitely a kino era
ufc hasn't been the same since like sure guys are exciting fighters but they don't bring the pageantry that conor brought
the only guy that comes close with the same aura but in a different way is jon jones
also yeah conor fucked his mind with coke and booze and lost his wit even dustbin was outsmarting him

got a gold medal today

TIP TIP LITTLE DING DING DONG POW WOW TAP TAP BOW LITTLE DINGDONG IS DOWN

>>149884827
Bareback blowjob jiujitsu

Nice and flowy yeah
BOP BOP BOP
Topturo in the bin

i got a gold medal in heeming but im not allowed to photograph it because of the rules of woods kumite

>>149884827
This nigga blue belt and he bragging lmao

I'm surprised Conor hasn't gotten any new tattoos in the last 10 years. You'd think with how obviously low impulse control he is, that he'd be constantly getting them

D-ROD

>>149884782
Costa looked vintage juice monster y'all tripping

>>149884863
What're you

if a man can heem you he can kiss you

>>149884827
I would starch you with a 1-2 combo manlet but heh nice participation award

>>149884163
Agreed. I understand why he moved up, his weight cuts were some of the most intense I've seen. But fuck he's probably the GOAT weightbully

The Spaniards and the Portugese told me not to feel bad about Brits getting blacked by migrants cause apparently Brits are currently causing real estate bubbles so huge in their cities that people barely afford rent.

Dulatov is a fake zesty brazza that escaped brazzaland to get raped by his jewish modeling masters in germany
Hope he get heemed soon

>>149884827
Well done lad, I'd absolutely wrap you up though

>>149884923
Schizo hours aren't until 9pm cmt

Donald has the blueprint to defeat Topuria buried under Mar-a-largo

>>149884923
There's a popular show here called Place in the Sun, it's basically just showing our boomers shopping for property in Spain. Other boomers love watching it and fantasising about being able to afford it

>>149884955
Place in the sun and a chip butty, peng

>>149884946
conor looks tall here

>>149884946
this looks like a comedy sketch

>>149884979
He's practically wearing high heels

>>149884946
Donald was like the fuck away from me you fucking nigger kek

Jon fights dirty and that's how he made it to the top

khamzatsisters losing their grip on reality as it's STILL round one against dricmonster, after checking nervously for the fifth time

I think they gave Dustin a whole card and publicity to retire on as a message to Jon Jones

>>149885036
There's nothing dirty about an oblique kick. It is literally a push kick. Catch the kick like you would catch a teep and trip him. This has been a thing in muay thai for centuries

>>149884946
lmao that hair transplant is completely gone this guys head is all stiff from the sniffing

>>149885036
Robert Whittaker is one of the most prolific oblique kickers and nobody gives him shit for it because of his wholesome reddit gamer chungus persona. At least Jon is honest about wanting to hurt his opponents

>>149885054
I'm sure he's crying in to his millions right now

>>149884955
Yeah your kind are basically judeo parasites, i'm glad you rodents are getting gutted out, rest in piss mate

Peahead really thought he won after clinching a featherweight in the last seconds he will ever fight in the octagon yeah KWAB of the year so far

>At least Jon is honest about wanting to hurt his opponents
This is a combat sport. There is no fighter on earth that doesn't want to hurt their opponent.

>>149885067
didn't he start doing that after he was kicked in the knee one too many times and got an injury? can't remember if it was adesanya or someone else who was heeming his knee so he started doing it aswell.

>>149885060
Jon doens't telegraph his kicks, he is notoriously hard to catch

There was a time post Anderson and Conor but before Topuria that Holloway and woke petr Yan striking was considered peak MMA striking

>>149883783
I think Jones turns into Demetrious Johnson on the ground

Why was Max walking around shirtless in his compression shorts while Dustin went to put regular clothes on

>>149885043
Why would that be bad? round 1 khamzat is unbeatable

>>149885116
Ok? There's nothing dirty about being good at kicking

>>149885146
Dustin is covering his shame of loss, while Max is flaunting his masculine virility

We found out on Saturday night

Just how good is Alexander Volkanovski?

>>149885146
Max has the body type where he doens't look muscular in clothes

>>149885191
Lightweight Max would get him with the heeming power

>>149885207
most fighters do not look muscular in clothes, including poirier

The Ilia-Max rematch at 155 is an interesting prospect.
Max posed a lot of questions that Topuria wasn't really able to answer that well, and Max at lightweight will be hitting a lot harder

>>149885152
one round with the dricbeast is like three with a normal opponent

>>149884946
Trump was about to heem that potato merchant

>>149885252
Dricus was basically Khamzat on the African regional scene

LIDDL BIT DRUNK BRAZZA U KNOW DIS

I just threw up so I'm ready to drink again

>>149885215
Khabiates

after giving it a day to settle and with the benefit of hindsight the only memorable moment from yesterday was paulo costa winning

I just figured one of the fighters from last nights prelims card is a:
>A Gucci model
>Has multiple sports cars
>His daddy is part of the Dusseldorf drug dealing scene
>Fights
Is being a model a good base for MMA?

>>149885318
But remember anons, the most important thing is to just be yourself

We have a new contender

Rush Holloway is living like it's Blue Lock

>>149885318
the only thing that matters on that list is that his fathers a drug dealer

>>149885318
Bro got that shit on fr

>>149885318
I got an lot more going for me than he does, hoenstly

POV: You signed to fight Dulatov

just sniffed my cock and balls off my hand and I'm good no need to shower today

>Arman
>Dulatov
Is being a nepo baby with everything in life handed to you the best base for MMA?

>>149885398
shitting in the streets of alberta is not a feat, rakesh

>>149885418
Arman wasn't handed a title shot

>>149885428
Do you know who I am? If you did youd show more respect. Now I demand you use your fat tit as an gravy bib.

>>149885449
Yet. People forget man, Tyron Woodley just sat out for two years until they gave him a title shot. Arman's only on year one so far

>>149885252
Wait is that THE...uuuhhhh....who is that?

>>149883203
Max didnt want to knockout Dustin. Like I legit see Dustin getting knockout around round 2 but max chooses to let it by unanimous decision. However, I don’t know why max called him out around the last 10 seconds or the fact that Dustin doesn’t even know how to even fight like ffs this guy who fought and won twice against connor McGregor doesn’t know to fight last night and got played like a rape bitch. I’m glad he fucking retires

I think we can all agree that Militech Fighting Systems changed the sport

>>149885479
prime luke rockhold

Which will we see first:

A) Conor gets brutally KOed in a street fight (preferably by a fat cunt)

B) BJ Peng leaks his meng

>>149885483
good evening sir

bye bye poorier

>>149885496
I think Conor is too rich for that

C) Conor goes full 1488 Dictator mode

>>149885529
Conor still randomly picks fights with people to this day. He can absolutely get knocked out by some bum one day. His entourage would jump him but still

>>149885449
you just wait. he will get title shot off xitter posts soon.

>>149885611
>Conor WILL kill arabs and africans while Irish street urchins eat their guts
based

>>149885640
True he's painted a target on himself but he seems content getting boozed and coked up on his yacht I don't think he'd expose himself like BJ did

>>149883203
>jizzlam's best win

Livin the dream

whats the point of all this shit

posting images and mocking each other of shit that we were wrong about, is that all that life is there is to offer

>>149885672
beat max 3 times

>>149883203
>This is it the last 10 seconds of my fight career
>I BETTER GO FOR A HUG
Why did Dustbin do this

>>149885799
No, eventually we will be reduced to ashes and the tech overlords will steer humanity into a pure direction

>Poirier
>Cormier
>Judiiiiice
>New Orléans
Why is Louisiana so French?

I'm somewhat of a nigger myself if I am allowed to say so

The damage from an oblique kick or an eye-poke can have lasting effects that could damage a fighter for years after the match. But what Jon Jones did to Tom Aspinal's legacy will last for eternity.

>>149886004
Because it was a french colony? Not many english kings named Louis

>>149883311
>babysat
>the only ones that aren't old and or flushed at lightweight are Apturo, Arman and Paddy
>2 of them are shit anyway
I mean I guess

>>149885799
*Hi fives you*

>Max is a good guy and he put up a hell of a fight, but he ruined my retirement party

RECENTLY.

How can something true be racist?

Food for thought!

>>149886069
We all know Paddy is shit but you don't have to disrespect Topuria like that man

unironically, Dutin has a better resume than Max, but Max was a better fighter and champion.

>>149886080
Niggers aren't real

>>149886080
In my experience these two tend to both be true simultaneously.

>>149886109
This is the final and ultimate white-pill

...naw fuck that!!

>>149885799
Two Words: Bo Nigger

What are some upcoming fights next weekend where one guy moves like somebody from a lower weight division but the other guy only needs 1 shot so you just know its gonna be fireworks?

>>149883996
used to have this poster on my wall back when

>>149886169
Back when what?

>>149886179
backwhen amirkhani

Yeah that's what I thought bitch.

I want to suck Conor McGregor's dick.

>>149886179
Back when the fight happened when i was like 20 or so

>>149886047
Oh...

>>149886216
same

>>149886199
Where is all started

>>149883668
>Paulo Costa is black
We know

>>149886251
uhh.. finnbros... what is this???

>>149886218
You should have posters of your idol up on your wall

>>149883325
Magnifique

>>149886287
I think he can beat Costa

Johnny "Big Rigg" Hendricks? Conor McGregor says otherwise.

Just a rumour but

I have two dawgs inside of me, both of em are gaey

Me pulling up to my baby meng support meeting

>>149886461
Is this George Floyd?

Dustin Poirier is a fucking can always was
He only managed to get his boxing above average in the ufc
I have no idea why people make him or Gaethje to good mma fighters
Shhits dumb

i been fuckin my demons

>>149886488
pound that incubus boy pucci

"I beat that guy Once"
- Max Holloway
(he is talking about volk)

>>149886485
Disagree, cro rat is what a can really is

>>149886481
Gooby is practicing taoist meditation. He can literally become bi-racial through mindfulness meditation alone.

What does "paid in full" mean?

why do people get so weird about the BMF belt? it's a belt design for specific matchups and fighters who've earned it through their actions. it was never designed to be treated like a belt you magically lose

Was poirier heemed stiff by an unfunny comedian?

>>149886510
>Disagree
Explain why
He at best is extremely overrated
Max Holloway will go down as a legend
Poorier was always mediocre
The pinacle of his career is losing to khabib and wining against a past prime coke conner

Say what you will about Dustin Poirier but he did it right

>>149886538
I was heemed stiff by this unfunny post

>>149886519
It means he took every inch of Conor's meng

>>149886550
Gooby was 30 when he got exposed by Poirier you cazzie retard, that's prime. The cutoff is 35+ for lower weight classes and 42+ for HW, you learned something new todya bozo.

>>149883403
the amount of people who don't realize this is concerning. Max could've took Dustin out in rd1.

>>149886581
Ur not only dumb but mentally ill
Conner fighting dustbin was way past his prime regardleds of his age you idiot
Now back to the question
Why do you recon dustin is good mma fighter
I never once in my life thought, yeah imma go watch highlights of dustin porier

>>149883340
SOON

>>149886581
Crazy that there was 2+ years between the Conor/Khabib fight and Conor/Peahead 2, and the Conor that fought Khabib was him at his absolute peak 2bh

Is no else suspicious of Brendan Allen after he started training with Belal? Brendan was decent but never actually good; but last night he look like a world-beater. He changed camps and this is first fight since joining Belal, who has the Russian connections and also a career spurt.

the enlightenment of Gane signifies we are close to the end of the Kali Yuga

>>149886660
Belal got that zaddy sauce. Come chiraq and get on that 650mg cruise dose enanthate boii

>>149886581
Brainlet take. Conor is not in his prime if he stops training for over a year to party and do coke. And Max is much older in fight years because he joined UFC as a teenager after fight for one year. The commentary was so retarded for pretending he is still a spry young guy in his prime just because he's 33, he has more UFC fights than fighters near and above 40.

>>149886625
>Why is someone who remained top 5 in his division for 10 years considered good.
Smartest balkan(turkish) shitskin

>>149886660
he went life and death with doo doo vettori

>>149886625
He was literally 30, that's young and not past his prime, cro rat was 32 yo when he got his head slapped to the ground by Schaub, that wasn't past his prime either, that was his best shape.

You turd world shitskins have a misconception of what prime is, it's physical fitness overall not ''winning'' fights, just because he lost doesn't mean his skills have diminished, they were simply inferior to dustin's.

>>149886660
I'm suspicious that Shartin Shitori is legally retarded

>>149886721
Chills.

>>149886660
Dude when life and death with fucking Vettori lmao

Where is that Moroccan poster? I'm curious, can you see this video https://youtu.be/kBjfaUEq7sI or is it i.p. blocked?

Ben Askren will be Flyweight power slap champ in 2026

D-Rod beat the shit out that mayate

200 Finnish champions

At first i didnt think of jon jones as a criminal despite the cocaine and hit and run. Thats just recreational drug use and a car accident. But then with the wife beating thats being purposefully criminal.

>>149886711
>Conor is not in his prime if he stops training for over a year to party and do coke.
He did that his entire career, he lost those fights because the calf kick meta just settled in and he was clueless to how to deal with it, go watch their 2nd fight, he had his legs smashed and was limping all around.

It had nothing to do with prime, i know it's a bitter pill to swallow for you cazzies.

>>149886660
talmbout shitvin's cumsock?

>>149883668
on the contrary

if poirier beat mcgregor or alvarez at different times he would've been champion
i'm tired of people acting like his legacy is bad because of an arbitrary title

>>149886930
Eddie beat him twice

>>149886930
he beat them at times when they were so bad they couldnt be champions. Mcgregor beat him when Mcgregor was good. Dustin was never once in his life champion level.

>>149886945
thanks for wasting my time by making me read that

>>149886962
he beat alvarez 2 fights after alvarez lost his belt
he beat mcgregor 2 fights after mcgregor lost his belt
both were younger than 35 at the times of both fights

>>149886962
The version of Dustin that smoked Conor would do the same to Alvarez fight Conor, in fact the version of Dustin that Conor beat didn’t resemble him in his prime at all

>cried all week
>clinched up with max in the last 10 seconds while looking at the clock
>last thing he did in the post fight presser was still his hot sauce

Alvarez beat Dustbin's brains in so bad he start squealing to the ref

Petition to ban anything posted from Jon Jones? By all accounts, Jon seems to be a terrible person. He is now a retired fighter. There's no reason for the general to be filled with stuff from him anymore. There are currently 2 posts with a bunch of (You)'s about things he posted on Twitter. It's time to move on from him and I don't want to see anything stemming from him here anymore.

we must censor the thread

>>149885034
We don’t post our personal anecdotes here.

so what's his legacy?

>>149887110
brutally pillowfisted

>>149887144
iaquinta vanquisher

>>149887155
Just how chinny is Conor McGregor

>>149887110
EEDDDIEEEE

>>149885398
I have a lot of respect for you. Respectfully.

>>149887144
Being dickmogged by Gooby.

Khabib never lost a round for 26 fights all the way into being ufc champion.
Never lost for 29 fights including while being in the ufc with the best fighters in the world and being ufc champion fighting the top ranked in the world.
Never got a cut or bled
Never got knocked down.
Hes clearly the best mma fighter of all time. Wont see anyone with a record like his for another 100 years.

GOATchinha is back, mtfks
Its secret jews time

>>149887110
>>149887219

>>149887245
topuria has already beaten better opponents with the same amount of title fights and the same aura of invincibility
it's over my nig

GOATBULL came to stay! Y'all are gonna bend the knee to the Manlet King

the aura of invincibility

Ilia will duck the max rematch at lightweight

>>149887320
The Herbert that fought that day would’ve obliterated Pisslam.

>>149887155
Garth plants his feet and throws hooks while Poirier throws a short left straight with zero wind up and zero power if you want to see the exact opposite look how Topurio throws with full hip swing

>>149886232
>>149886216
Faggot!

>>149887258
>>149887320
it's really only a matter of time before topturo is heemed
he only seems invincible because everyone underestimated him
if charles matching forward into him sitting down on hooks wasn't enough of an indicator then I don't know what is
arman will finish him, paddy will finish him, etc. hell, max will beat him in a rematch for sure. nobody is going to make the mistake of playing his game anymore.

Why is chael unable to stop himself from observing Conor Mcgregors giant cock?

Oh fuck.. I- NIGGER! Ah sorry guys

7 inches isn't giant

>>149887382
I mean its a good looking cock to be fair. I wouldn't mind stuffing it down my throat.

>>149883449
there extra bone density might weight out the negative side effects

>>149887394
for whites it is

Why Sneed unable to stop thinking about chael being unable to stop himself from observing Conor Mcgregors giant cock?

>>149883325
>all that bacon grease flyin offa toofatsa's head
kek

>>149887255
>Fake blonde

cant call yourself a true mma fan unless you jerked it to conors dick pic

>>149887144
Beating Al Iaquinta

using Gooby's extra long foreskin to Chinese finger trap the head of your meng inside his dick

Why did he do it?

>>149887144
losing to tibau
also opening the flood gate of mediocre neckbeard talent to enter the ufc
luckily Paulo "Soldier of God" Costa is taking the trash out

TURDNY BTFO

>>149887223
Thank you, king. Your words hunble me.

>>149887468
Costurd taking out his wife seems a little harsh, many millions of women crave a dickdown from Zatdaddy

>>149887488
They should have stripped Khabeiber of the title after this. Disgusting act

>>149884372
I'll make you my wife so you can come here britbro

>>149887488
Is he really going to lose to a tiktoker? How low can tony go?

>>149887512
Cockmonsta only fucks the purest pre-op TSangels.

>>149887521
Tony isnt losing to Salt Papi. Silat Papi, however.......food for thought.

Assault papi

Reply to my post or your mother will keep asking why you don't have a girlfriend

I don't reply to fags

SMIFF needs to come back at heavyweight and end Ryan spann bum ass career once and for all

>>149887581
Hello my friened

You don't answer your dad's phone calls?

>>149887598
>friened
HELLO SAR HOW R U TODAY?

4chan's favorite fighter
>given two final title shots and heartfelt farewell in the form of an extended tribute of his illustrious career

Reddit's favorite fighter
>sacrificed to Paddy the Chaddy then silently discarded like a used tampon
>gone just like a shart in the wind with no acknowledgement

We won 4chan bros.

Retarded or just dangerously Italian?

Peahead really fucking blew it in front of Weezy F. baby and the F ain't for failing

small cut.

>>149887610
You forgot that Tony also lost to Chiesa before leaving

please install the fear, sir

I cant stop staring at Conor Mcgregors cock!

>>149887610
Pretty sad how Tony was the perfect company goy and yet Dana treated him like trash, giving him fights he could never win, while keeping corpses like Jim Miller and Guida around

>>149887687
Y'all still giddy about that average meng embarrassed for you

>>149887738
*beep*

>>149887488
i stay hamble brazza

>>149887731
Reminder that AIDSmaev ducked that very same Peeass.

>>149887738
Did you just admit that you looked at another man's cock? LOL FAG

goobys gooey goob

>>149887738
>Y'all still giddy about that average meng embarrassed for you
Mr. Meat Expert over here

>Cowboy
>23-8 UFC record at 36 years old
>fought at both lightweight and welterweight where he was undersized
>70% finishing rate
>an average of 3.4 fights per year
>8 fights win streak

>Dustbin
>22-9 UFC record at 36 years old
>weight bully at 145 for half his career
>68% finishing rate
>an average of 2.3 fights per year
>longest win streak is 5 fights long
Should be clear who the real best fighter to never win an undisputed title is.

>>149887738
When you woke up today did you know that you were gonna make a horribly gay post?

>So I just got done at looking at Conor's dick for 2 hours
>Then I sent Conor's dick to my partner Ryan
>His wife asked why we were looking at cocks

Sorry, Dana, I can't make it today.
Yes. Another one, I'll need to study this thoroughly.

It's not about the dick, it's about who it's attached to

>>149887889
or maybe even what it's attached to in this case..

>>149885124
holloway/yan era was fun though, now topuria just knocks them dead under a round, it's exciting for maybe 5 seconds, whereas yan and holloway would put on fun fights for 5 rounds. That;s what i want to see.

“Don’t be a nigger, be something bigger” - Michael Sonne.

>>149887839
Weird debate since Cowboys legacy is so tainted because of the choking narrative and his final losing streak

>149887738
>149887738
Turn your monitor on partner!

So movsar ain't fighting, that's a bummer i was looking forward to it. Whittaker is getting retired by reiner right?

>>149887919
Dustin also shat the bed in the Khabib and Charles fight.
As far as the losing streak, he just retired right at the point of his career where Cowboy went on his.

cheering for another man in a fight is very gay

>>149887948
Rob will destroy RDR, people read too much into momentum. Whittaker is past his best but he's still levels above GM3 who RDR went life and death with.
Reiner isn't Khamzat and Whittaker isn't Holland.

>>149887981
at this point whittaker is just gatekeeping, pointless to even take more brain damage unless he really needs the money, he'll never be champ again.

Erin Blanchfield makes me think the Irish have good genes

>>149887944
I still can't believe that Zellhuber went through all that training, all that work. Just to not be able to beat a 40 year old man

>>149887706
He wasn't a company man though Tony just always took the fights they offered but he would never say what they wanted or act like he wanted and Dana was pretty open about being mad at Tony for talking about fighter pay, or talking about Dana White Privilege etc etc comparing ass kisser Dustin who had DC to back him up with Tony exposes you as a cazzie and or reddit

>>149887995
How? Her face looks like something a kid would sculpt with play doh

>>149887957
Don't think Dustin underperformed against Khabib. But yeah both couldn't get it done and Cowboy has that abysmal bright lights Conor fight hanging over him. (happens, but results in a shit narrative surrounding him) How do you think their best wins stack up against each other?

>>149888038
i honestly wouldnt be surprised if dee was involved in it and they're both swingers or some shit

>>149888017
Ok think of the handsome sons?

Some people actually thought this was the future of MMA

>>149888076
She's not particularly manly in any way, just ugly. She's a lesbian anyway thank God

Movdaddy deserves to dethrone volksnovski to start his legacy as undefeated undisputed champion you know this goat shit only

>>149888024
I think Dustin best wins (Max, Conor and Justin) slightly outshines Donald's (Eddie, Bendo and Rick Story), but not by as much as it would seem as Max was a weight class smaller and Geathje was not yet in his prime.

I was mostly shitposting because it annoys me how people shit on cowboy nowadays and praise Dustin to high heavens when they had very comperable career.

>>149888086
In many ways. It is.

>>149888103
True and factual Im afraid, sadly :(

Evloev pulled out (of a thai transvestite) and got AIDS

>Im afraid, sadly :(

We dont sign our posts here partner!

if ya leave yo weed around me it gon get smoked up
if ya leave yo gurl around me she gon get knocked up

>>149888126
Type shit type shit

>>149888101
Probably because cazzies all watch Conor fights and one of them got embarrassed in round 1 while the other heemed him

Movsar "pulling out" is just more UFC jewery
Dana realized that Volk vs Yair 2 was being rejected by everyone but doesn't want to admit he did anything wrong. So Movsar was instructed to step out. Expect Movsar vs Volk to be booked and for the UFC to run with the narrative that "Movsar was the only one willing to fight Volk on short notice" when really he's been in training camp the whole time and was never injured

>>149888137
Evloev vs Pico is the “tbd vs tbd” co-main of 319

Poolo "my girlfriend can't stop dming khamzat" Fraudsta will never be champion

>>149888135
yeah makes sense

>>149888137
My UFC is fully kiked bro I'm talmbout suede leater interior kiked out with the matching exterior and rims all fully kiked out wacchu know bout that?

If Evloev fought Volk (he wont) he'd be stopped within 2

>>149887320
Slampiggy got knocked out by much less.

454 bigblock swapped my kikemobile with a supercharged kikebooster intake hood blower sitting on 24" low profile chrome kike-wheels and bagged up with kikedraulic suspension system and Manuel kike-shift transmission.

>>149888180
...by Herb Dean.

>>149888180
Yeah cause Volk is a real finisher

>>149888226
almost as many finishes as smegloev has wins

Movsar finishes volkanovsneed.

Mating pressing Erin Blanchfield

The way people just off handily disregard Evloev against Volk is very much reminding of the people who thought Topuria would have nothing for Volk and would quickly get found out
Volkanovski is not ready for a wrestler this intense, Evloev has better takedowns than Makhachev and is much better at working control positions. Expect a very brutal, grinding fight

>>149888251
Cringe kill yourself

Volk went life and death with Lopiss

Movdaddy dominated.

Levels.

if evloev becomes a decent striker for the volk fight volk might be finished but otherwise it's a dunkanovski for the bolk

>>149888254
the same way people disregarded yair and loped

>>149888267
Evloev is already a decent striker though.

>>149888281
nah

Wtf do you meatheads talk about when their is no ufc games on

>>149888272
>the same way people disregarded yair and loped
No people were very confident Volk would lose those fights. Yair was supposed to be the one destined to upset him by taking advantage of his massive susceptibility to head kicks and Lopes was the new hotness who hit too hard for old man volk.
You must have missed all the shit posting about Volk being flushed and people giving him eulogies a week before the fight.

>You posted the death threats and didn't get banned?? How is this possible?

Through God's provenance all is possible.

>>149888295
>people were very confident Volk would lose those fights

>>149888293
I post bugs and frogs and fish and plants and stuff sometimes why whatup?

This heems bolk sadly

>>149888101
Fair enough. That's also why I mentioned the narrative surrounding Cowboy. Wanted to shit on Rick Story but apparently UFC Fight Night: Gunnar Nelson vs Rick Story was a thing.

>>149888330
Man that Ige fight was fun

Type shit, type shit

>>149888321
Tanked

>we have Ilia Topuria at home
>The Ilia Topuria at home

>>149888321
Volk would literally die in this scenario

Pedoloev is a boring shitter who ducked Nate landwehr

>>149888412
Illegal strikes I'm afraid

>>149888359
Story was a boring wrestleboxer, but he has a lot of sneaky good wins, that with the size disparity makes it a really good win for Cerrone.

>>149888433
Shartnold knew that GODsar was cruising to an easy 30-26 decision and resorted to shameful cheating, sad

>>149888433
true aidsloev shouldve been DQ'd for attempting fellatio in the octagon

>>149888251
balls slapping that asshole, b?

>>149888433
all of those landed when noncesar's hand was up

whats up with brazzas kissing their opponents on the penis

We have an MDS afflicted individual in this thread I fear

>>149888500
>MDS
Movars Dick Sucking Service

Just retired Dustin Poirier

*smooch*

Power of God vs testament of satan

>>149888511
Wait why isn’t he tapping to strikes here

>>149888519
50-45 Merab

>>149873873
>>149873873
>>149873873
>>149873873
>>149873873

>>149888547
>>149888547
>>149888547
new------------->

>>149888321
grim