Dog days of offseason

>>149891214 (OP)
my knighties :)

I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire

>>149891198
Alright, so it's basically the same price as here then.
>>149891209
You make sure to have several hard drives and have everything copied on at least two of them at a time.

>>149891214 (OP)
>The Toronto Maple Leafs had a 4-0-0 record against the Tampa Bay Lightning during the 2024-2025 regular season.

>>149891232
I think the Leafs are better than the Kings too, and maybe the Capitals. It wouldn't surprise me at all if the latter would drop down to fight for a 3rd place/wild card spot in their division next season.

>>149891214 (OP)
leafs are no. 1 team after mitch the bitch left, stay scared m8

it was our year...

>>149891155
surely that isn't a stinky canadian talking shit

>>149891232
>regular season

>>149891672
who won their last playoff series?

>>149891683

1967

he be bubblin' alright

>>149891640
ka PO-

>>149891698

>>149891715

>>149891224
The fire rises.

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

Wordle in 4

GOOD MORNING FLAMES FLAMES NATION

>>149892285
sorry i have a stutter
what i meant to say was
GOOD MORNING FLAMES NATION !!!

>>149892212
same
dumb word

Todays marner hasnt come yet and I'm worried what it'll do to my schedule

Just dropped my marner

booked a meeting with my boss to discuss my most recent marner

just caught your marner

bud + 1 = trb

https://youtu.be/8O58QxnTRuw
it's up

This week will be better :)

>>149891214 (OP)
My 2025 laffs were better than any other team than Florida

>>149892752
>we lost 4-3 instead of 4-1 this time
>raise the banner

its up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH8l-ehkgso

>>149892821
my frankie. we're expecting thunderstorms all day. he must be so excited.

>>149892770
How come the canes or soilers couldn't do better ?

good googly moogly
hockey's on

>>149892917
>panties walk into their building and rape laffs bloody twice
>we did it
Kek

>>149892966
just like my hurricanes

massive bubblin inc

>>149892923
For me it's Pinskiye Yastreby

>>149892285
>>149892307
Nigger

>>149892966
It wasn't rape. Laffs consented.

>>149893049
>It wasn't rape.
unlike the events of 04/17/2022

>>149893066
jen

I've done three wet and slippery Nicolas Roys

>>149891214 (OP)
Canadian culture is centered around the toronto maple leafs.

>enter thread
>no original thoughts, just repeating the same mouth breather memes every day with zero shame or self awareness
>make a post dabbing on these lowlifes
>exit thread

ban is over Flames TAKEOVER STARTS NOW

>>149893066
nigger

>>149893146
copey won

>>149893066
checked

>>149893146
>forces a shit gimmick
>accuse others of lacking self awareness

>>149893148
>fumes fan actually serves his bans
What a good subservient goyim you are.

I love Canada. But I'm also Blackfoot and see the harm this country has done to my people

>>149893324
not enough corn gods for ya?

Yzerman should've been fired after last season

heya hoya heya hoya
chief shitting bear says:
FLAMEA
L
A
M
S
E

DROOL
R
O
O
L

>>149893379
Cope he got Gibson

>>149893382
Thats it
Expect a lot of rain coming your way

>>149893389
Oh watch out, we got John Gibson at the age of 32 instead of when he was younger!

where the FUCK is hokky state of origin?
and which state/province would win?

>>149893411
The State of Hockey is Florida.

>>149893411
alberta

>>149893411
>hokky state of origin?
Norrbotten
>hich state/province would win?

>>149893420
europoor jerseys are beyond grim

>>149893431
Agreed. But atmosphere makes up for it

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753010797555169.webm

secretary put a phone call from a client through on monday morning is she fucking retarded i think this is the last straw. I'm gonna fire this dumb bitch. Go flames

my helmet is purple

>>149893420
soul

>>149893296
keep writing trb 30 times a day fatso, you're killing it

>>149893448
didn't ask whether you were black or not, but thanks i suppose. nice to know theres some representation in here

>>149893455
so much for leaving

>>149893407
Could be worse.

WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!?!

>>149893480
ya there is only one anon who thinks you're scum

How do I become a Flameschad?

>>149893534
Me :)

>>149893420
windsor nova scotia

>>149893548
Hypoxia

>>149893577
Do I just hold my breath?

>>149893437
S O U L

>>149893581
For added effect, go mountain climbing and take up smoking a pipe
>If we're going for the gusto, that is.. then we go all in
Image is unrelated, but I like this one... nice thighs, madam

>>149893548
Say think you to the bus diver every day for a week (without forgetting)

>>149893612
this is just good advice, actually

>>149893612
sorry i cant spell because of hypoxia

>>149893622
That's alright, pobodies nerfect

Just realized the doctors were kind of marveling at me for whining about scraping up my shoulder when I was admitted for a subarachnoid hemorrhage. Go flames

>>149893621
It's the only way to become a true Flameschad. Flameschads show their appreciation for public servants.

Go Flames!

>>149893656
Holy wtf happened?

>>149893441
KWAB go flames

>the city of Qzeqia

>ice hockey in July

thanks, Finland

>>149893671
Bike crash on my way to seeing a movie. Best way I can piece it together is I boofed it on a curb or something in the parking lot and landed right on the back of my head, but I don't have any actual memory of the accident.

They got me right out of the hospital after around 24 hours so it looks about as light as one of these things could possibly be, they have me on antiseizurals. Some of my typing/communication is a little fucked, which is scary, but I figure it will get back online soon

>>149893750
Ladies is it gay to wear a helmet?

>>149893750
>edgingtown
sounds about right

>>149893750
I thought they put higgins in prison

>>149893750
retard

>>149893750
get well soon fren

>>149893548
See:
>>149893750

>antiseizure meds
Reminds me of a certain bubbler

>the soothing melody of a running Zamboni in a rather quiet arena

mobility: limited
income: limited

i didnt immediately fire the secretary for putting a phone call through to my office on a monday and guess what the dumb bitch did it again thats enough I dont care her father is dying that bitch is out of here today go flames

i totally expect a calgarian to take a meal off another person's plate to suit their own selfish needs

>>149893750
bicycle? or motorcycle?

draft was shit
free agency was shit
trades was shit
bravo gary

draft was marner
free agency was marner
trades was marner
bravo gary

when did trb become fixated on unicycles, i don't get it
was he mixing medication and alcohol again

DANCE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E2MGcgMlHY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDw7Er5CcSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl8aLLYk558

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3fUOspm8xA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKzxNCv1UJM

>>149893590
Pure kino

>most dangerous lead

habs for me

me: going to Heaven
trb: going to hell kwab
go knights go flames go Islanders

>curiously look at /r/leafs
>threads of people saying the depth they got back from Marner's freed up money is awesome!
>the players they brought in are all shitters except for Roy
>basically crippled any wing depth they had and couldn't even bring in any proper Top 6 guys in FA
>t-this is our year now that Mitch The B-bitch is gone!
Can't wait for them to miss the playoffs and Matthews asking for a trade to Utah by February.

>>149894087
Matias Maccelli is both Finnish and Italian

>>149894087
what else do you look at curiously anon

>>149893146
I wonder what lineup we’ll have for this weeks Overdrive. Keagan Matheson was awesome on the show he did last week!

>>149893148
Welcome back KING

>>149894256
>handicapped man with sonnenrad and hitler mustache

Is this the /hoc/ poster who went to see Eddington?

Why is Karlson still on my penguins

>>149894395
Cope hes good

>>149894194
hopefully not strudwick, can't look at him the same after he admitted to stealing golf balls from his buddies

>>149893324

>>149892357
>>149892376
>>149892382
>>149892384
>>149893945
WDCTTHN

Your Roys, your Maccellis, your Joshuas, your Pezzettas...

>>149894401
>he's basically the same player he was in SJ
Karlsson marnered all over the ice in SJ though..

>>149894474
he what

>>149894474
We don't call those that anymore

>>149894478
he marnered. that's what we call them here. when you lay a big greasy marner all over the ice.

>>149894493
ohhhh no i'm sorry you are mistaken we don't call those that here now!!!

>>149894493
That's NOT what we call them

>>149893449
What the hell, I know that that on the right guy. I've been to his parents house several times to party. I had no clue he worked for Luleå Hockey.

>>149894401
karlsson gets paid 11.5 million

>>149894496
>>149894501
cope that's what we call them here

>trb is a 46 year old raped retard
TOPKEK
also bud1

>>149894447
>>149894487
>>149894496
>>149894501

>>149894537

>trb's newest forced gimmick
top unkek
also bud1
mitch1

I've got Flames-Blue Jackets in the finals this year

I've got a flaming marner in about an hour or two

>>149894401
He should be easier to trade then

eating a mix of honey-roasted nuts :)

>>149894469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31-TKwlPRXk

Oh pop, they got more soup?

>>149894401
>he's basically the same player he was in SJ
jen

It's good that these kind of nostalgia videos pop up now that these players are no longer with us.

RIP Rest in Peace RIP

bud won many days ago... 1191 days ago in fact

>>149894122
Your mother for one thing
Just like my islanders

Ok, all together now
3
2
1
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GTJhe1gPdDI

GO FLAMES GO

>>149893977

>>149894895
The dynasty is all but inevitable

NUMBER 1 GOALIES CHECK
NUMBER 1 DMAN CHECK
thats all so far go flames

bro's how could panny betray us

>>149891214 (OP)
11 out of 32 taint two bad

ded thread
ded sport
ded swedes

You’ve heard of addition by subtraction? Well, the Kings pulled off the rare feat of subtraction by addition. On defense, the team turned Vladislav Gavrikov, an actual top-pair defenseman, into Cody Ceci and Brian Dumoulin, two low-end third-pair defensemen — at best. They also parted ways with Jordan Spence, an undersized defender who looked promising in a sheltered role last year.

The series of decisions is among the strangest in recent memory, where the team ended up paying the exact same amount of money ($8.5 million total) to downgrade their blue line by 18 goals.

What a weasel this guy is.
From this year:
>After “winning” the offseason last year, the Predators decided to go in a different direction this summer. Erik Haula isn’t much of an upgrade over Colton Sissons, and while Nicolas Hague holds some promise, he doesn’t have the top-four experience that Jeremy Lauzon has. Nick Perbix also feels a little redundant to some of the lesser-known options the team already has, too. The end result is more of the same, but probably a little worse.

From last year:
>The big winners of free agency land just outside the top five. The only thing standing in their way? A backup goalie swap that looks like a four-goal downgrade.

>Other than that, things look great in Nashville. The Predators added two bona fide top-six forwards, seriously boosting their attack. Replacing two bottom-six forwards with Steven Stamkos and Jonathan Marchessault is a big deal for the team’s bottom line. Now, a team that once looked destined for a rebuild has found new life with a re-tool that should keep Nashville in the playoff mix.

>Add Brady Skjei — a modest upgrade on Ryan McDonagh with more offensive flair — to that and the Predators had a strong offseason. They sacrificed some defense to do so, but it was worth it for the added firepower. Only two teams improved their Offensive Rating more than Nashville and that’s a key consideration for a team coached by Andrew Brunette. The Predators’ roster now looks a lot closer to one he can do some damage with.
By putting "winners" in quotation marks, he wants to make it look like it was everybody else who thought Nashville was going to be great, but not him.

It was funny watching the Athletic turn from a legitimate respectable upstart that employed a ton of great writers that actually went to the games in nearly every sport into a bankrupt husk of it's former self and get bought up by the failing new york times and now mostly employs people who work from their parents basement and don't have access to locker rooms.

>>149895504
Finding out sports journos don’t know shit must be like finding out magicians don’t actually know magic to the simple minded.

>>149895461

> You better run. My cuck Samir is coming for you.

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting medically retired from injuries sustained delivering the burrito
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
>going to the doctor for a medical shot over memes
>limited mobility
>limited income
feel free to add to the list

>uh oh people are trying to discuss hockey again
>better post a wall of schizo green text to run them off

>>149895597
sports journalists and hfboards posters are the same guys. it's not a big deal really

>>149895591
why do numales love dom luszczyszyn and jfresh so much?

>>149895628
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>149895648
Iiterally dont give a fuck im making a fucking reddit account as we speak i went and looked they actually talk about hockey over there fuck this place im over the schizo circle jerk

>>149895648
Nerds have been plotting to reduce sports to a collection of input data and formulas ever since they developed Strat-O-Matic.

>>149895425
such a white person thing to do

>>149895668
you just don't get it! it's the same shameful spam over and over and it's funny and cool! You're a dork for thinking otherwise!

reddit hockey talk is like "on NHL video game I play this guy on the first line and the coach in real life isnt doing that he's so stupid"

4chan hockey talk is like "on the chilly easter eve of april 17th, 2022 TRB was raped by a weeb"

as fun as witnessing a leaf melty is, it made me realize how pathetic i've been by mocking trb for getting raped by bud around the clock. it's time for a change

>>149895883
Shut the fuck up TRB

Queers gon queer off.

>>149895852
They say that the intern that came up with a foolproof method of keeping the thread bumped got a full time position with healthcare and dental.

>>149895648
>>149895702
>sportsball is for dumb smelly jock daterapists!
>sportsball with numbers is for enlightened woman respecters like me
>heh, your team won 3 superbowls? these microstats suggest they were not entirely efficient in the way they won them...

>wasting 3 minutes explaining Florida, Tampa Bay and Carolina have a tougher traveling schedule than the rest of the Eastern Conference

>it's time for a change
>it's time for me to spam one of my other 20 gimmicks for an hour

>>149895977

>laffs

Ya i dont know who is dumber the podcasts hosts are the retarded swede who insists on listening to things that make him seethe because he is too stupid to download something that he likes

>the 50 year old manbaby is angry again
time for another visit to the doctor kek. hope that doesn't cut into your limited income too much

>>149896001
I like to stay informed.

>>149896001
The only good Canadian podcast is blood satellite but that isn’t hockey related

>>149895987
listen to the dwight the janitor podcast it's much better

why dont other generals like /mlb/ use the term numale?

>>149896042
Thats what i used to tell myself when I would seethe at the news

>>149896064
The difference is I don't care about the news of the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YudWxJqHvFc

But I care about hockey news.

>>149894579

I care about the Weekly World News

did you hear the news? bud won

Marner is going to rewrite his brand and soon people everywhere will be saying it in a good way like, “Boss called me in today and offered me a Marner based on my year’s performance” and “Today must be my lucky day because I was walking down the street and picked up a Marner”

>>149896243
Ew I only drop marners never pick them up

>>149896062
that general is full of gays, jews, and mexicans

Fees like a marner is coming but I can't decide if it's actually a marner or just a false alarm.

I'll stop calling it a marner when it stops showing up in my undies

Sean Avery has a new book coming out. Can't imagine what could be in there that isnt in his first book. I havent read that book since I got it, and I only remember reading parts of it. Maybe i'll give it another go.

why do you consider editorials to be news?

i consider bud to be 1. and mitch for that matter too

/hoc/ poster who nearly deleted his or her brain on the way to the movie matinee

>>149895987
its the worst podcast, it should not be listened too. THEY ARE FGGTS

HEY KYLE
HEY ELLIOT ALRIGHT
HEY UHH KYLE OH THATS RIGHT
LONG AWKWARD PAUSE
KYLE TRIES TO ACT LIKE A HUMAN AND FAILS

>My mood right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf6Yv4lMhhs

Lately I’ve been replacing rice with chickpea pasta

are the Flames just not going to do anything? If they arent going to do anything why cant they give a lot of money and term to Wolf?

copey won
dylan lost
stephen won
trb lost and raped kwab

>>149896243
>my boss came into my cubicle and said great work faggot
>proceeds to unzip his pants and marner all over my desk
>here's that raise you were asking for, don't spend it all in one place

eating some fried alligator tail

>>149896827
Nice

>>149896827
How does it taste? Something to try once in your lifetime?

>>149896864
The people who say fried tail tastes like chicken aren't making it up. I've always wanted to get a cut and try to blacken it or get some alligator sausage but have never gone out of my way to do it.

We’ve gotten so much hype around our new prospects(thank ya darche) that I think none islander fans have forgotten we have an elite prospect that fits our needs right in our pipeline. Hot take: I’m more excited to see Eiserman on the ice than Ritchie or Schaeffer.

>>149896864
very chicken-y, they can farm enough of it that we could probably start up a Kentucky Fried Gator in most of the South, which sounds like a great idea, so we should speak to some prospective investors immediately don't you think?
>call Gary

thanks chatTRB

>>149896933
thoughts on your triumph over the crippled bitch?

Darchey darche

Did it ever occur to any of you that you can purchase gator tail online through a number of vendors?

>>149894923
>would

yes but spelt differently

Two teams in their final 41 games of the 2024-25 regular season.

21-13-7
.598

23-16-2
.585

One is them is Calgary Flames. The other is the Edmonton Oilers.

Alberta's tale of two shitties

Dropping my second marner of the day

>>149897017
If Wolf didn't choke against Edmonton they would have made the playoffs

>>149897044
cope

>>149892376
This was my first marner
t. >>149897032

>he chronicles his marners on /hoc/

based and brown pilled

update

>>149897109
what a load of Marner

>>149896864
I had some in Jacksonville and it was decent

>>149897153
they got that there fried gator tail up in jville? yall fancy folks up north eating good

>>149897178
should be boston feet tbdesu

Just picked up a marner

what's the average iq of /hoc/ btw? high 80s?

>>149897311
Healthcare grifter and /hoc/ pwhl player pull us up a couple points but yeah

>>149897311
105-115 the worst bracket possible

>>149897311
Mine is 56

>worst bracket possible
???
just surround yourself with 80s/90s and you're king

>>149897369
go bruins!

>>149897373
How am I going to find that many retards let alone get them to be in one place

>>149897311

>>149897416
washington, d.c. haha

>>149897347
She's a human Chat GPT

>>149897416
cheap seats at a rangers game can get pretty close

i actually know which world capital is at the highest elevation without googling
not joking

I actually know I didnt ask

Does anyone remember that time the Calgary Flames fired their coach for saying the N word too much? Lmao

>>149897451
My guess was the capital of Bhutan

>>149897451
I would guess Kathmandu

>>149897471
it's actually in the Andes

>>149897461
I remember that time the panthers coach was fired for being a rapehawk and his team more or less went on without him kwab

just caught a mosquito with my bare hand like mafuckin bruce leee

>>149897488

>>149897488
I like when I do this and then another mosquito shows up

>>149897416
>>/cric/

king... of an entire planet?

>>149897451
is it gary indiana

>>149897573
a planet of retards

Why does a retard need a starship

>>149897733
to boldly go where no ma-aaackkk

kinda tired bros but it’s only 8pm at night desu

>>149897311
pretty high. one of the pekkas is a doctor and another got his phd

>>149897311
Hoc poster are either below 80 or above 120. No in-between.

ppc

>>149897311
We're /sp/s special little boy

JLMI

>>149897873
go to bed. tomorrow will be another big day

>>149898082
4u

>>149898091
The European hedge fund filings are due at the end of this month

>>149898105
I hope the banks don't run out of money

1191 is an impressive number

>>149898138
they can always print more

>>149898161
t. Germany in the 1920s

>>149898187
In "things that only Ryan really cares about," hey look, Jake Boltmann is no longer listed on the #Flames reserve list on the media portal.

Drafted in 2020, did five years of college (including a grad year), was not signed by Flames.

>>149898140
Austin 3:16 says I whooped your ass

>>149898138
I wish hedge funds had less regulations

> 3 Landings Spots Named For Maple Leafs' David Kampf
lafftards imagining teams are lining up to pick up all their roster trash

bud 4:17 says omae wa mou shindeiru

>>149898240
its a 32 team league now sweetie

Something in me
dark and sticky
All the time it’s getting strong

>>149898240
sharks roster is full of those

>>149898240
I always liked David Kampf, he reminds me of that book.

>>149898321
Which book?

>>149898321

Did you ever take a giant marner and then afterwards be like "damn i wish had another marner for later"

>>149898260
Maybe laffs can give them a #1 pick to take their trash. They'll have one in the 2048 draft I understand.

this post is dedicated to Our Sennies

this post is dedicated to Not Asking

I'd like to give a special dedication to Gary Bruce Bettman

I’d like to dedicate this post to that sennies player who got suspended for gambling while being sponsored by a sports betting website

I'd like to give Gary a benediction, but he doesn't swing that way
Straight Jewish, he just doesn't play

>>149898406

down by the bay
where the watergarys grow
i dare not go

marner probably marnered while wearing a marner jersey before

>>149898053

I think therefore I marner

Alright bros it’s 9:30 pm, lights out.

>>149898661
it's only 6:30

>>149898663
retard.

>>149898670
Go to bed nerd. Real Pacific Hours are coming up.

>>149898684
time zones aren’t real

>>149898661
Nighty-night, schmoookums
>>149898663
not on the Moon

>>149898695
thoughts on being raped by bud on 04/17/22?

>>149898684
>9 hours of wrestlefags
i'm out

>>149898695
damn even the moon is getting fucked up by global warming smfh

>>149898815
don't reply to him he's a crippled rape victim

monitor on jose

https://sadluongo2011.ytmnd.com/

>>149891214 (OP)

my wife has a match tonight :))

>>149898930
nice, what's his name?

>>149898930
Yeah, I'm her match

>>149898943
fight me in real life

>>149898930
AND NEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

See any good movies since the off season started?

>>149898998
watched there will be blood again

>>149898998
about to fire up Titanic

>>149898998
I think one guy here tried to watch Eddington

Unironically is there a chance the kitties three peat???

>>149898920

>>149899183
There's no reason they shouldn't. Best team in the league by far.

>>149899183
Yes
absolutely

>>149899183
stop off topic posting

You are going to go see him play at least once in his final season right?

>>149899183
Run out of steam to the winners like the pongs in 18 desu.

>>149899268
I left DC a year ago unfortunately

>>149899281
I haven't lived there in a decade now but I still go to their away game where I live now every year.

>hockey frens from all over the world


>sharing community and going to away games in foreign cities
I, too, will go to as many Detroit games as I can while I'm living in Vegas
>probably a few Krak and Mammies games, too

more like ofraudchkin

>>149899330
You take that back

>>149898998
If we took a pole of hoc/s favorite movie it would be some gay shit like paw patrol 2

>took a pole

>>149898998
Fritz Lang's Die Nibelungen films. Was going to see some samurai films at the Alamo drafthouse, but they're too retarded to do more than one showing for each and don't want my money I guess. I'm also really surprised how much I've heard normie zoomers talking about F1.

>>149899347
/hoc/ has very sophisticated taste in film. The ability to see the puck leads to an enhanced appreciation for subtly and cinematography.

>>149899340
>one scripted cup
fraud

>>149899183
nah, leafs will sweep them

>>149899383
F1 is better than NASCAR
>It's like traditional boxing to MMA

>>149899394
Hockey is for Dave Starman because he sounds like an Astronaut

>>149899392
Entirely possible.
>Reminder: Dakota Joshua had more points in the playoffs than Matthews and Marner combined.

>>149899384
maybe on planet retard.

>>149899412
space is fake and gay I'm afraid

>>149899436
>I'm afraid
its ok

space is fake
so is time
so is the post

/hoc/ has nothing to fear


>the future is bright and right in front of us

>took a pole

you're gonna wanna h e a r t h i s

Your Mother took a large lading of lodge poles and plans to offload the larder during the heavy construction season, ladeddah

>>149899385
>double OT to not go down 0-3 against columbus
>finally beat Cindy
>shutouts in games 6 and 7 to the tampons
>muh loveable misfits cinderella opponent everyone was pulling for in final
>implying it was anything but a kino run

>>149899404
I'm talking about the movie silly billy

>>149899544
And one of the most memorable cup celebrations in recent history.

>>149899565
and I wasn't, clearly
>and that's William Silliness the Third, thank you kindly

Hopefully my Matthews gets a scripted run whoam I kidding Vegas is winning this year.

Any free agents left?

>>149899709
About 1,993 according to spotrac

>>149899709
Jack Roslovic

>>149899719
Hey its the guy from the gay magazine

>>149899727
Girlie Magazine

>>149899731
yeah girlies with cocks between their legs

>>149899719
hebner was greasier than gary's crotch

>/hoc/


>not /coh/, cause /coh/ isn't a thing

15 years ago on this day, the Chicago Blackhawks were Stanley Cup champions.

maybe on planet retard

>>149891214 (OP)
ackshually we were undefeated against the leafs last year

>>149899842
15 years ago on this day, you were slightly less gay than you are at this very moment.

>>149891698
That guy needs to chill, it's only game

>only slightly

lots of lovin' happening on that island that's for sure

kek sven taking heaters

CGY and Zary's camp have had discussions over the past several days. Things are still slow moving and there is still a sizeable separation on AAV; CGY is looking in the low 3s, the player is obviously looking for more, or this would have been done.

2013 Blackhawks are easily the best playoffteam of the last 25 years, They easily sweep the Panthers and trap teams of the early 2000s.

NBA is about to have players making $1m per game and hockey clubs clutching pennies over 100k AAV is so fucking funny to me

>>149899938
>trap teams

>>149899938
Nucks got fucked over in 2011 or whatever

>>149899983
gary just wanted vancouver to burn

>>149899983
We know, and it was awesome, and I'm still clapping my hands

>>149899944
once you get past $300k per year what do you even spend money on? it really bottles my mind

>>149900012
The fact Edmonton didn't riot either time is an embarrassment. Canadian towns should riot when their team loses in the finals.

>>149900000

the Vancouver Riot was a work of art

>fight me if you disagree

>>149900024
Why would anyone ever burn down the place they live?

>>149900044
you didn't put up a fight when your butthole was on the line

>>149900044
Retard

This was Canada's 9/11

>>149900051
Art
They made some, and you didn't get it
That's how it works sometimes

>>149899183
The last team to go to 4 straight final was my Islanders

>>149900073
It really was poetic.

CSIS just sent me a text message asking me for y’all to tone it down with all the civil unrest talk.

>>149900095
That's what I remember most about the 80's
Edmonton, the Islander and Ronald Reagan
>plus the Habs and Flames make an appearance
I was way more into baseball when I was a kid, though

>>149900097
>ATTN: FAGS
>GET OUT OF MY CITY!
??

>>149900097
>better luck next year
ahahahahah how'd that work out, fuckin luckmongers that shit only works if your hearts in it.

Habs shaping up to have a disgustingly op blue line

>>149900104
what's it like having your country ran by pedophiles

stan lee has finally been arrested and imprisoned for his heinous crimes

Hutson- Guhle
Demidov - Reinbacher
Matheson- Xhekaj
who am I missing?

What's nhl equivalent to nfl having an Asian woman as an analyst

>>149900191

Finally -_-
our work here is done, lads, close up /hoc/ and let's go get a couple of cold ones

>>149900185
that's every country anon

>>149900209
thoughts on bud not being imprisoned for his actions on april 17th 2022?

>>149900216
are you just repeating a reflex defense cope or

>>149900191
>>149900200
>corny ass cracker shit
news at 11

In a world full of Sean Avery's, be an Anze Kopitar.

>>149898053
>>149898573
>Canadians picks up song months after it becomes popular in America
Canada really is like the retarded cousin from the countryside to USA.

I want to fuck her
Why doesn't she cover hockey

>>149900255
shut the fuck up, nato speedbump

>>149900255
Do songs have expiration dates in Sweden?

>>149900257
Is that Sarah Davis? I find her annoying. I don't like blonde bimbos covering my sports.
For me it's Jay.

>>149900241

>>149900267
yes! they killed Quorthon when he was 27

>>149900267
It was released 5 years ago. If Soilers had kept La Bamba instead of choosing a fag anthem they would be Stanley Cup champions now.

in a world full of TRBs, be a bud

didn't ask lil bro

didn't 1 lil trb

>>149900268
Lmao like I know the whores name

Ok boomer go enjoy Jay (a male)

>>149900282
>Quorthon dies young
>all the members of ABBA still alive and well
Shame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByUF2QVk4Uk

kek this nigga chimping again

bud did not 1

>>149899938
2021 Bolts

>>149900339
Pass you 'long the boards 67 on my back
Better close those pads or I will rearrange your crack

>>149900347
>xhe rb bubblin' 'gain
kek cmtsu

kek there she goes! mother fucking grim

I also like to get my sports takes from closeted homosexuals like Jay over hot blonde bimbos

>>149900381
true, xhe rb do b' bubblin' kek

Remember Dan O'Toole? Eerily similar to Cherry.

>>149900402
>height difference
reminds me of bud and trb, bud being the one on the left of course

>>149900402
I wonder what Jay and Dan are doing now

Was worried for a moment there.

he speaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhDpmAObvWY

i have to take a three pound marner

>>149900446
Do Flames players regularly do interviews with the local media?
Here in Vancouver it is very rare and I'm curious as to whether the case is similar in other Canadian markets where the "pressure" from media is supposedly high.

we don't call those that now bro's

>>149900504
No I think they pretty much exclusivity do interviews on the big sports networks and with the team media guys.

>>149900511
Retard

>>149900402
He coked his way out of that job. Just out the cocaine down Dan! But he couldn't do it

big talk from a man who can't even control gary

why haven't the canes collaborated with frankie

just took a huge trb's life

>>149900514
>big sports networks and with the team media guys.
Exactly the same here. Garland is the only one whose done one with local guys within the past 6 months. It is insane how much Gary and the owners take dedicated Canadian fans for granted.

>>149900540
caught you thinking about my canesies

it's simple garynomics

>>149900549
The only local thing I can think of is this car dealership that always gets a player to do ads for them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fj3ul3kF1E

They had Andrew Maginapane doing them.

>>149900576
That is an awesome commercial. Here's some of our local dealership kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf-YHr_zokU

>>149900553
The Carolina Hurricanes have never had a 50-goal scorer. The Hartford Whalers had one twice, Blaine Stoughton.

>>149900615
they're more of a "next man up" sort of team

>>149900517
we don't sign our posts here either

in boston they call marners mahnahs

>>149900635
they call what mahnahs

so you don't know

>>149900647
you know
number twos

>>149900613
Lol the non official Canucks jerseys

I miss when players did more local ads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCRvMtW265M

>>149900651
>number twos
Marner wears 93, alongside laffs legend Doug Gilmour.

>>149900651
see >>149900660

just now realized that marner will be wearing the babyshit-yellow jerseys next season
lmao

>>149900681
The grey jerseys were actually nice.

>>149900702
maybe on planet retard

i own all six vgk jerseys bro's

>>149900702
Why cant they have a cool logo like the Mammoth

>>149900770
wtf /we/ have the best logo in sports

>>149900766
KWAB

>>149900780
>kek what a bro
based

Woke up in a cold sweat with the NEED to marner

hey lois i just took a wicked mahnah

>copey is a 39 yr old divorcee wrestlefag who buys every jersey variant
Holy fucking grim

>>149900794
>>149900797
wdctthn bro's

why are oily boys such cucks

>>149900879
it's wrestlechad

wordle in 4

>>149900891
>watching oiled up men frot each other is actually for chads
Whatever you need to tell yourself to cope lil bro

>>149900896
flawless connections

>>149900902
oh i don't cope no milly btw 1993 kek

first 2 rounds of worldle perfect

>>149900923
nice

>>149900681
>marner
>number 2
poetic

>>149900888
why dont they name it the stuart skinner mccentre

Just took a slimy copey

Remember to get enough fiber in your diet for solid and healthy marners every day.

>>149900978
ya mad huh

>>149901007
eat cock discount finnish randy

>>149901007
we don't call those that here bud

>>149901007
Metamucil helps for taking robust marners

>>149901014
Our Canesies :) are better than your shit team run by a retard desu.

for the last week I've been doing 3 daily marners, and I am NOT happy about it

>>149901018
>>149901032
no

Gonna browse the wwe vault on youtube and rip a video to watch while I fall asleep

>>149901032
Keep an eye on that
They say marners are a window into your health

>>149901068
hell ya
>>149901076
they do not

>>149901076
>>149901082
I think that's true, I've heard it said before

Could the next thread be Calgary Flames themed please?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D54DOwfDqM

>>149901007
based and helpful

>>149901021
H O L Y based

>>149901107
i don't think ya have

>>149901151
eat cock randy

flush it down

>>149901158
tell yourself whatever you want to, buddy
I'm gonna go take a pre-bedtime marner

>>149901151
We are all frens here

RCH
real caniac hours

>>149901166
we don't talk to ourselves here schizo kwab

>>149901197
I'm not you
who do you think you're responding to?
real schizo moment buddy

>>149901255
what

new
>>149901289
>>149901289

>>149899210
>best team in the league needed 7 to put away the laffs
kek

>>149900198
>who am I missing?
A 1st pairing D.