Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 16
Montpellier - Mont Ventoux
171.5km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/startlist
GC after stage 15:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-15-gc
Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/Ks1WmTqT#o4__StR0te8_md9LKYWEfJLD4beu2OuF8da2-soXvI8
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2025/stage-16/live
https://racecenter.letour.fr/en
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VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX VENTOUX
w*ut is a dirty motor dopeur
>>149894413at what km mark is pogi gonna launch his attack?
This time tomorrow
Where will Pogi be
On a mountain somewhere
Running thru a crowded sea
>>149894373 (OP)>>149894413The only unipuerto of this very Le Tour
SAD!
>>149894465he takes a look back
the fish is on the attack
but little does he know
soon this mountain will glow
>>149894480ITT was a uniporto
>>149894489ITTs don't count
>>149894480>LandaIt still hurts
This is probably the last time we see Ventoux in a very long time
>>149894500what's his health status? is he back training? which hospital is better, Vittoria-Gasteiz that repaired Jonas and Landismo or Herentals with their insta repair of collected riders?
>>149894532too many Belgian boomers commit suicide by heart attack when trying to ride it up on their e-bikes.
>>149894465Is he holding an invisible phone
>>149894580has the don done any interviews on the memco predicament
>>149894589I bet he wont clown on memco like he did on bennett.
>>149894465I miss this lil nigga like you wouldnt believe
>>149894613Maybe benett should win actual races
I don't think they will beat Mayo's time
Fishguard will probably be replaced next tour
>>149894465say what you will about the dawg but his outfit was peak compared to the full yellow skinsuits bullshit the riders wear (besides Jonas because he is mega based and oldschool)
>OH MY GOD CRASH OF THE YELLOW JERSEY TADEJ POGACAR I CAN NOT BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING HE IS RUNNING HE IS RUNNING FOR THE LINE
>Carrier CMA CGM is Decathlon's new co-sponsor, replacing AG2R La Mondiale from 2026! This is an โequalโ partnership. โAbove all, the 2030 objective is to win the Tour de France,โ reiterated Dominique Serieys, head of the structure.
A bit less attractive than L'Orรฉal but oh well
>>149894733why exactly does a logistics company need a public marketing budget
>>149894717wake up bro its 2033, tadej is about to win his 10th tdf
can't believe he is only ahead by 46 minutes
>>149894733Match made in heaven if they're going to do the teams logistics
>>149894675who's to replace him now that jorgenson has utterly failed?
knowers are aware of the true remco move
>>149894755Roglic is likely on the market again. Full circle.
Watching Remco shorts on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fJOvQ2UfSO0
>>149894864KEK
did you make it bert?
Trine and Riis needs to make a team together.
>>149894893pic related
>Onsdag er Jakob Fuglsang gรฆst i AftenTour. Dagen efter er han medkommentator pรฅ etapen
Fuglsang taking over from Rolf?
>>149894864What's the other soundtrack?
Tell me about Mont Pellier. Is it a tough climb?
hugo
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If Wellens doesn't cheat and motopace, Simmons wins the stage and I net 1.1k. So Wellens needs to be involved in a heavy crash basically.
>>149895109you're talking about tomorrow?
>>149895051He has never struck me as extrovert enough to commentate.
>>149895157Hasn't stopped Sean Kelly for 20 years
>>149894373 (OP)predict how much slower will w*men be on Madeleine compared to the peloton
>>149895167Sadly no. I rather watch commentators in a language I don't understand than the bong commentators.
>>149895117The crash? Any day works, just want him hurt for basically robbing me, a collarbone at the very least or something.
>Honer ran 160mm cranks in the 90s
>>149895189xir, wellens didn't motopace, the only thing he did was to say in campy's wheel, but campy probably let him anyway since they are friends, maybe Simmons should make friends in the peloton if he wants help from others
>>149895075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-8kmPJKGgM
it's an old ron paul meme
>>149895204Uh I watched the stage unfortunately so this propaganda won't work.
Trivia: Mont Ventoux translates to "Mountain Windoux"
>>149894864her interview aged like fine wine
>>149895192>training volume over intervals>fueling with cheap cola and candy>focusing on just riding instead of expensive gear>short cranksHas the man ever been wrong?
>>149895075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlApxZ5rF00
>>149895283"roglic is [STILL] a top 3 runner in the worlds"
How is the wind forecast for tomorrow? Probably relevent in how the stage will end.
>>149894532Public will be too much
>>149895189do us all a favor and extend your gipsy curse to all of UAE
>>14989538920min to say no
>>149894413Doesn't look that bad desu sempai.
You just need to push super hard from the start, take a good recovery on the Chalet Reynard 5,5% fragment and then push super hard again until you reach the summit. It's literally this easy.
>three very prominent belgian cyclists
>one pcm youtuber
Urska lusts after anglo BWC
>>149895513MASSIVE ANACONDA!!
>>149895513I told you to take some antipsychotics bro, you are having hypomania.
Urska slobbering all over my plump testicles
Anzeige ist raus.
now back to ciclismo.
>>149895389pcm is big business
hate benji thoughbeit
>>149895568Wish she'd shit on me
>>149895620she has a burger husband
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enKrIFkm7gQ
>>149894399He will desu.
SOMEDAY he will.
...but until then you're totally and completely fucked.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>149895620>>149895642>sponsored by SRAMAs close as it gets, Hans.
>>149895642Sheโs his beard, obviously
How are you holding up Berts?
once again proving penis phrenology is real and the size of the schmelke decides the size of the brain
>>149895730very satisfied with the amount of ciclismo happening in me life atm
>>149895682kinda funny as shimano did a portrait of Puck Pieterse a couple of days ago before. so SR*M needed to strike back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogMoThFDKz4
>>149895747My IQ is 114 and my penis is 14 cm
coincidence? i think not
>>149895747Philippe Rushton writes about this
>>149895540nigga you lost the plot entirely
Riis casts doubt on Vingegaard's future at Visma
Jonas Vingegaard has a contract with Visma until 2028, but that could be an obstacle. At least that's what Bjarne Riis thinks, agreeing with the Dane's wife, Trine Marie Vingegaard Hansen, that Visma should focus exclusively on Vingegaard in the standings.
- She and the agents should perhaps have thought a little about making the long contract for Jonas Vingegaard (it lasts until 2028, ed.), if she had those concerns, says Riis
bjarne please fuck off we said it here first
>>149894846Shorts are longer than his Tour
>>149895860>hire relative with no management experience as your agent>they do a shit job and feud publicly with the teamevery single time
>>149895860Jonas is hate by his team mates thanks to his manager-
>>149895860Trine would have less of an argument if any other visma rider had been successful at anything this tour. They have absolutely nothing to show for their efforts, so why not go all in on Jonas?
>>149895946>remco having his dad get swindled into one of the worst contracts in modern cycling history and then getting pissy when he realizes his retard dad left multimillions on the table
>>149895730iโm drunk of my ass again
>>149895964actually yates is the only one that achieved anything for pissma this tdf, kek
Jonas attaque in Madeleine? Cracking Pogacar from far is the only way he can win
>>149895964i mean syates did win a stage
Trine is much more fuckable than urska
>>149896069can't actually argue with you on that
>>149895730Felt inspired after seeing the brits pictures, turns out I still dislike making squeakers in gimp.
>>149896069Pog is more fuckable than jonas tho.
Why are there no openly gay pro riders?
>>149896123Ethan HAYTER is
>>149896123It is kinda weird. Guess cycling makes it easy having a house wife at home, while you do your thing at small belgian races.
>>149895767Does this mean I have an IQ of 120?
>>149896123I keep thinking Harry Sweeny came out as gay but it turns out he's just a Reddit autist
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>>149896069trine is like 44 and a mother of two, give her a break
>>149896174hard, it depends how much they move under peloton and when they attack
>>149896174even if tadej tries to i dont think he'll be able to. weather looks to be ideal however for big numbers
>>149896170Wtf she is almost 40yo, madman Jonas married 11 years older woman
Although she looks much younger
>>149896120Urska looks skelly and has a male chin. Trine looks cute and prob has a fat butt and thighs
>>149896211asians dont age on a similar scale this is known
>>149896217>Urska looks skelly and has a male chinare these supposed to be bad things
This woman is Tadej's property
>>149896217Pogacar wants strong sons
>>149896069Urska is growing on me in one of the latest videos she looked kinda cute
>>149896123do you think Lipo is a fag, i only watched his short interview with Rick Zabel and he looked and sounded Zesty
>>149896217one will bear gigachads pro tip it wonโt be the fat old lady
>>149896217is the brit schizo posting under a vpn?
Headwind tomorrow on Ventoux after the forest. Pogi should attack before Chalet Reynard
>>149896211>From 2016 to 2018, a talented Jonas Vingegaard rode for the Skive-based cycling team, and here the young man in his early 20s quickly became fond of the ten-year-old marketing manager.>โWe were colleagues. I worked on the Coloquick cycling team, where Jonas also worked at the time,โ Trine Marie Hansen tells B.T.>Despite his humble demeanor, Jonas Vingegaard had a hard time hiding her enthusiasm for her colleague.>โIโm an old lady, so I could see through him. I was a little reluctant at first, but thenโฆ Then we got it together,โ laughs Trine Marie Hansen.>The big age difference was not entirely without problems, however. The Danish cycling star invited the marketing manager out, though she had to think carefully before saying yes:>โHe was flirting with me for a while, but I thought he was far too young for me. But he has a heart of gold, so I couldn't stand that.
For me it's Isabella HOLMGREN
>>149896298Bad news for squeekers, no record times will be set.
>>149896308Why is her family larping as scandinavians?
>>149896308Is she the anorexic sister or the sister who looks like she stumbled out of Treblinka?
>>149896317It's still definitely possible. It's not a strong headwind either
>>149896307>The owner of Coloquick, Brian Pedersen, for example, had no idea that the grimpeur and the marketing manager were an item.>He told B.T. last year in connection with the celebration of Vingegaard's second place in the 2021 Tour de France.>- Well, I can't remember exactly how the words came out, but I thought and said something like: 'What the hell?! Jonas. ...who Jonas? Well not that Jonas,' Brian Pedersen said.
For me it's Valentin MADOUAS
>>149896330You say that like it's a bad thing...
For me, it is the vainqueur du Baloise Ladies Tour BรCKSTEDT Zoe
my favorite rider is Bert
Yuri
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>>149896352But the real Tour begins tomorrow
>>149896346>Jonas. ...who Jonas?
Bert
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>>149896388dear god i thought she was 40 or something what the fuck. those eggs are BARREN
Even Pericas is with uae can they stop hoarding all the good kids
>>149896388>>149896408At least you has a gold medal
>>149896418>she's taller then jonaskek
>>149896388>>149896418this is a completely different woman
>>149896439I'm sad to inform you that its another Trine Hansen
>>149896466>my name is actually Hanne, but people call me Trine.
>>149896144doesn't this cunt have a total normie youtube? he's good chef. I think that's him. either way he's hardly autistic
>>149896487Can't you just leave them their privacy?! Their marriage is none of your business or what they behind closed curtains. Weirdo...
>>149896307>ten-year-old marketing manager
>>149896750She wiped Remco after he decided to supermorte himself. She's a good wife, habibi
>>149896750Nah, she has an assistant for that
>>149896307shotabros
we can stop winning (losing)
>>149896123because even though cyclists look extremely gay, they are basically the most masculine athletes ever since the sport is pure masochism
>>149895756she is the only female cyclist I like (besides DH chicks that do onlyfans)
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>>149895642>mfw no on in this thread knows who taylor phinney is holy newfags
I just realized the majority of Pro teams are fossil fuel oriented. Greenwashing much?
>>149895642>her biggest dream as a child was a tracksuitVGH, truly an Eastern European queen
>remco "next merckx" evenepoel
washed
>lennert "next next merckx" van eetvelt
washed
>cian "next next next merckx" uijtdebroeks
turbo washed
>junior "next next next next merckx" lecerf
literally who
>jarno "next next next next next merckx" widar
???
You think the visma boys on their training rides are ever like "whoa did you guys see those hot babes there" and maybe flirt a bit with waitresses in the coffee stops the way young glib men in a group do and then vingegaard is like staring into nothingness waiting for it to end
>>149897307no, they have a sacred band of thebes thing going on
Why did he post it Berts?
>>149897232oh the hypocrisy
>>149897404mania obviously
I won't be watching tomorrow's stage.
A ventoux story
https://medium.com/@m_xl/the-gaul-pierre-kraemer-ac0d9e4fe937
>At the age of 56 Kraemer was told he had an incurable cancer. So in April 1983 he decided to climb Ventoux one last time. And there, near the top, where the road ran into a snowdrift, he got off his bike, sat down and let the cold take him away. They found him later, buried under a metre of snow.
I wonder if I will have what it takes for one last climb (there's some beautiful ones around here).
And you ?
>>149897503how many memorials are there up ventoux
>>149897503Mr. Kraemer, there was a mix-up with the X-rays.
Oh...
For me? Maybe the Teide
Guten Tag, mein Name ist Florian und ich fahre gerne Rad.
>The notion of dramatising the set-pieces extends to the Grand Departs, which have begun to conform to a pattern under Gouvenouโs stewardship. He has overseen launches in Yorkshire, Utrecht, Dusseldorf, Copenhagen, the Basque Country and Tuscany, amidst the traditional French openings.
>Conversations constantly arise over whether the Tour could support a Grand Depart on the East Coast of the United States, but Gouvenou is sceptical, raising issues with the logistics, rider welfare, and speculating that the wider roads in the United States may make designing unpredictable stages more challenging.
>โPersonally, I would rather see it finish there,โ he considers. โThereโs such a significant time difference and itโs better for the riders going to the United States rather than back to Europe.โ
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6464971/2025/07/03/tour-de-france-route-designer-interview/
>>149897564Geh mal lieber in die Heia
>>149897610South American riders would not be allowed in lol
>>149897630Ich versuche es, aber ich bin zu aufgeregt.
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>>149897644They have the agent to infiltrate the peloton, but can she push the watts?
Who will the first rider born in the 21st century to win a Grand Tour?
>>149897683Hope she chute brutales
fuck
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>>149897688del toro has the juice
>>149897610>a bunch of city criteriums in week 3 of a tourbig no from me bossman
>>149897755UAE juices, yes, but he wonโt win with Pogacar in the team
>>149897683trek never beating the cop/federale allegations
>>149897503grosse scheidegg for me
>>149897503this has been asked previously
>>149897819https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/document/06505812#:~:text=CELEBRATE%20BIKE%20TO%20WORK%20WE%5B15812531%5D.pdf
just make sure it's on a Trek
>>149897988Hello fellow biker. Would you perchance happen to the know the fastest way to the ________ Lot?
Did we already see Storer blaming campenaerts for Wellens getting away? Funny
https://x.com/SBSSportau/status/1947065510941868041
>>149897988>pdf from cia.govnot clicking that bucko
Just dropped generational brown. A proper double flusher. Stains up the sides of the bowl. My gut was screaming "I'm Gone, I'm Dead", felt like I'd fallen off a bridge and landed on a brown pheasant
>>149897503>So thereโs often a moment on the top of a col when someone goes to stand behind the van for a minute to themselves; or, alternatively, a spectacular implosion, like a supernova becoming a black hole. That happened to me once on the Col du Galibier. I hadnโt eaten, and had toiled on my own interminably from the heat below into an ominous cold and gathering storm. Then, just near the top, Pharaoh Sanders started playing in my earphones, encouraging me to let go, and the deconstruction began. My vision darkened around the edges, the world collapsed in on itself, folding like an empty cardboard box into two dimensions and, trapped between a rock and the infinite sky, I let it all out. The hail fell from clouds dark as bruises all around me while two beams of sunlight, Godโs fingers, arrowed diagonally from somewhere high above the mountain into the valley below.
New stage, new Girardengo victory
>>149897546wouldn't be wise to feed that cursed mountain more souls
What did sporza mean by this? Why would they come back to this in 20 years?
>"They'll come back to this in 20 years"
What did sporza mean by this? Why would they bring this up again in 2 decades?
>>149900573he will be busted for the ungodly amount of doping he did in covid years
>>149900622maybe he just motored up like he did in CX 2016
>>149900638I think he stopped doing that when motor doping suspicious were high. I remember some lass got busted for it in CX
Abandon Mathieu van der Poel!! Pneumonia
>>149900668The universe truly wants Pogacar to win the Green, huh.
>Many riders are currently suffering from a cold at the Tour de France - the overall leader Tadej Pogacar also showed slight symptoms.
>>149900837So heโs winning today?
>>149900837I assumed that elite and sivakov already gave him their coof earlier in the race
>>149900668I am gonna miss Grug and his knucklehead
>>149896298wind forecast has picked up
5-6m/s headwind on Ventoux
its gonna be a slurper
After today it will be calles Mount Woutoux
some proper strong cross-tailwinds when they reach the Rhone valley area and the sprint
>>149900573I'll never forget when Elissonde got dropped on a climb
Big Johnny will otl this week so this green jersey farce will end
What time is the horse category?
>>149901017around 16:00 is when the reach Bedouin me thinks
gonna take them an hour to climb Ventoux
Of the top 10 runners at the start of this race according to PCS, only 2 are neither dead nor fraudulent.
>>149901042>>149901051thx lads
I shall complete my banal tasks
>>149897501Good morning! Rise and shine!
Today is MONT VENTOUX!!!
>>149901198VENTOUX TA RACE SALE PD
ร quelle heure รงa commence?
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Manifesting a Wout stage win
>>149901310shut the fuck up
reckon heccin poggers takes two minutes off pantani's record
fish abandon and sudoku
>>149897703>Hope she chute brutalesLiberal are the kindest of animals, aren't they guys?
"What the fuck is he thinking? He is a little egoist"
- Bjarne Riis on Wout van Aert
After withdrawing from the Tour de France due to pneumonia, Dutch superstar Mathieu van der Poel made waves off the bike with a cheeky parting shot at rival Jonas Vingegaard during a mock press interview outside the team hotel.
โOf course Iโm disappointed,โ van der Poel said, bundled in a hoodie and sipping herbal tea. โBut hey, I still got my stage win the old-fashioned way โ with legs and coffee, not oxygen tanks and mountaintop monk rituals.โ
When asked if he was referring to anything in particular, the AlpecinโDeceuninck rider smirked: โLook, Iโm not saying Vingegaard sleeps in a spaceship, but when your hotel room has lower air pressure than the team bus tires, thatโs... impressive.โ
Vingegaard, known for his meticulous altitude training, declined to comment, though sources close to the Dane said he was seen chuckling quietly while adjusting the altitude setting on his mobile breathing chamber.
The UCI declined to comment on van der Poelโs remarks, though one official was overheard muttering, โItโs always the stage hunters with the best one-liners.โ
>>149901393with a captain who is utterly failing (vingegaard), the crew are allowed to jump ship.
>cyc using AI slops for their fake stories
This is an all time low I have to admit
>>149901393He carried his wheelsucking ass for years
>>149901419Yโall gave the world Red Bull and Hitler, I think you can survive one AI joke.
>>149901432Gerngeschehen brudi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKJoiNOUgi4
>Ayuso wants to leave UAE.
If anyone will break the omerta it would be him.
casual here. Just watch the highlights the next morning mostly. Any point staying up for a full stage. Seems like a foregone conclusion. Death to pogacar
>>149896308related to Chet?
>>149901397wtf is he out?
https://www.dutchnews.nl/2025/07/mathieu-van-der-poel-quits-tour-de-france-with-pneumonia/
>>149901510plugge has such a punchable face
>>149901517Chet "White Boy Summer" Hanx?
this just in: MvdP out with pneumonia. you heard it here first.
TODAY the REAL TOUR begins.
Cam on stinky Danish fish
>>149901561>you heard it here first.Too late, I already heard it on the radio this morning
Van Der Poel DNS today apparently
Grug won't be smashing anymore
>>149897610I'd rather have some mountain stages in Martinique.
that 170 km break-away at 50 km/h bit him in the ass.
>1% recovery
Yeah no wonder why Grug DNS today
BREAKING: Mathieu VDP DNS. C'est fini
>>149901596He entertained us on an extremely boring stage
>>149901556Chet Holmgren the skeleton
>Mathieu van der Pole
shame the polish are losing all their riders
>According to El Diario de Mallorca, Juan Ayuso is already guaranteed not to take part in the 2026 Tour de France, even though he dreamed of being at the start in Barcelona because of his immense love for Barรงa, his beloved club.
>Movistar is hoping to recruit him and wants to break the 100 million euro clause, which no team in cycling is capable of paying.
>>149901596worth it. We got to wittness some actual riding instead of big slurping or sprinter death
>>149901621Literally all he had to do was pull for Pogi for a few minutes last year and he couldn't do it
>DUDE I HECKING LOVE FC BARCELONA
>>149901621>100 millionHis best bet is ramming Pogi in descent to get fired
Dรฉcathlon CMA CGM will win the Tour de France 2030 with Paul Seixas
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>>149901667What would make a stage 10/10?
>>149897610good to see they pay attention to my (always excellent) business ideas
>>149901698Pogacar on an unicycle
>>149901621He is just scummy. Reminds me of rog. I thought people were being over dramatic in the tour, but it just kept going and I was wrong. How the fuck does he not realize how fucking retarded he looks ? Or is this just how ultra competitive people act - they don't care?
>turn on TV
>they show the dawg running for the line
KEK
>people already at the summit 5 hours before the riders arrive
wtf
>>149901735bert they have mostly likely have been staying on the mountain or bedouin for days
>>149901735Most have arrived a week before.
Is today's stage any good?
>>149901735They close the road at 13:00 or so when the caravan shows up and with nothing to do for hours they start drinking and thats why we get retards in duck costumes screaming bullshit at the riders.
>>149901757nah
its gonna be a proper semen slurper, no need to watch
spell today's mountain from memory without looking it up
Mount Mawntu
He's actually running, he's running to the line
>the great dopeur sick from too much doping
hubris
it ends today.
>>149901799average balkanoid looking
jeah look back vout start slurping retard
>>149901821>le ebin forpost
any betfags here know the odds of a different podium finish than the current standings?
>>149901849No this is Montpellier
>>149901397>when your hotel room has lower air pressure than the team bus tires, thatโs... impressiveoh look, it's another ai fails at humor episode
>Zabel said Allah's radio broke in the crash
>Allah said over radio that he fixed his shoulder
Why is wout addicted to blowing tons of energy and falling back into the peloton over and over?
Just got home from the dentist. They gave me some painkillers, Ventouy kino is coming up. Yeah, today is a good day.
>>149901871Maybe just his earpiece was broken?
>>149901883>live long contractnow he can slurp semen in the peloton because he "already did his domestique duties"
>>149894626>Ivan MayoNow theres a REAL Ventoux connosseur whos not affraid of UAE's dirty minds
https://cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/we-have-to-change-the-image-but-matxin-gianetti-or-eusebio-are-still-there-iban-mayos-tough-statement-on-the-state-of-spanish-cycling
>>149901891crush them up and snort them
>>149901891What did you get?
>>149901891what did you get? Tillis?
>>149901900Had to get some old fillings replaced. I still had amalgam fillings which they donโt use anymore.
Biiiiig Dรถner time coming up
I will report back after tรผrkendreieck
>>149901903>PAS NORMAL >PAS NORMAL >DOPAGE DOPAGE!>DUN AUTRE PLANETE!! ALIEN!!!1
>>149900989Elissonde has more days in a Grand Tour GC leader jersey than Pinot (1 day)
>>149901913>which they donโt use anymore.hell yeah bruder
>>149901915LANCE SORT DE CE CORPS
>>149901799Looks like a nice guy, probably fun to have a beer with
mou getting doxxed as the average 6'2 balkanoid maniac isn't the gotcha they think
where is the best place to fart in a slow-moving peloton if you want the most people to smell it? the front or the middle?
>>149901913I meant in terms of drugs
>got back to back meetings all morning
Why am I not rich? This is so unfair!!
Politt crushing breakaway cucks and then he'll pull the peloton for 100km
>PCS live still shows the rapevan on the profile
was it fake news???
>>149901799so turns out he's just some dude
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>>149901960They have a license now
>>149901971what's this? PCS Bert going rogue
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kek he looks like this
>>149901960I found this pic in the 2021 ventoux thread. how many vans did van zwan burn through already? also there wasn't too much squeaking about wout back then, I guess his 2022 performance started the squeaking.
>>149901982Looks like budget Pog with a wig
gachignard is literally me on my mtb whenever it goes up
put one new tyre on. ain't doing the other one fuck that. need a week for my hands to recover. blisters on my thumbs. one fingernail bleeding. had to lube the shit out of the rim to get the last bit on
>>149901987>also there wasn't too much squeaking about wout back thenThere was lol. Ever since his TdF 2020
>>149901982That's pogacar
>Roglic mouthbreathing
OVER
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bullied into wearing normal socks
PCSman shows elevation to go now. Nice addition
>Matxin said on Eurosport that UAE won't go for the stage win today. If the peloton is all together at the bottom of the climb, they will try, but they won't chase the stage win on the flat.
>>149902027Also National Champion jerseys in the Sitiation section.
>>149902026but now he's clearly overheating because of the long socks
>>149902026but it was his best day
oy gevalt they started like 1h earlier than usual
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>*shakes head*
he blacklisted
what is G dooing in this picture
>>149902057>Alberto Contador
>>149902077fuck you. Hes dooing his job as the goat of breakaway-crushing.
>>149902057What's the next new nation to win it before france?
>>149902092he looks like a sperg and acts like a child
literally impossible to like him
>>149901734Pog would take 7 minutes on everyone in the final climb.
>>149902057>Oscar Pereiroliterally whomst
Why did they bring back the hockey stick stage?
Seems like a waste of a mountain stage
>>149902100He is one of the most wholesome riders in the pedloton. He acts cringe sometimes because he is dooing signs to his daughter who is a child. His teeth are iconic and make him recognisable
>>149902100Heโs a chad Kรถlsche Jung
>>149902057The Belgian drought is not talked about enough
>>149902100danes should not call out weird looking people
>>149902127yes. Let the D*nes talk. Smelly Fishboy is washed they need an outlet to cope
germoids deserve nothing good
its too bad that Lipo is a german he seems like a good lad otherwise
another stage and another day praying for TOTAL UAEMERDA DEATH
>>149902057>no Landis>no Rasmussenfake and gay
Can the average poster of this general climb Ventoux?
>>149902173probably. if you just want to 'climb' it you just have to be decently aerobically in shape and not a total fatass
Nuts on the table folks, what's the difference between Pog and fish at the finish and in favour of whom? I'm saying 1.24 for Pog.
>>149902180Record will be broken today
>urska came
Damn right crodie treat her good
>>149902173Would probably take me all day but yeah
>>1499021783 seconds for the fish to silence the doping talk
>>149901934did he get doxxed? What i miss?
how many minutes will he [spoilers don't work here] lose [/really annoying that spoilers don't work here, so just imagine it] today?
What happened to Girmay? He was last yearโs biggest meme rider while this year you barely see him.
>>149902205>>149901799Also looks like his real name is Ivan
>>149902211biggest fluke ever reverts back to his usual mediocre self
>>149902211netflix budgets dried up
>>149902173i will climb it in 4 weeks. I will bikepack to the alps and ride pls dยดHuez, Mount Vantoux and some smaller ones on the way between the two.
I DESERVE a Provenรงal farmhouse.
>>149902211pure doping team stopped doping but nobody cares because even with all the dope they were still irrelevant
>>149902173I did (in a car)
>UAE killing themselfs because of two gayco riders
lel
>>149902211Trump made it illegal to have DEI politics if you want Dollars
>tune in
>milan missed the break again
POLITT SEETHING
he is so fucking full of himself it hurts
Politt gonna accidently end up in the break
>>149902188thought they said trine wouldn't make it
UAE are getting bullied lmao urska back at the hotel getting rimmed by a peloton of crodies
movistar is in the tour???
>>149902251Look, Lasagna!
this fan gallery grows bigger every year
based Movistar not caring about how much the german dentist devil squeaks and seethes
voeckler seething because it reminds him of lance
>Polit
Fuck off toothy oilslave
>>149902271parrot painters aren't just fans
Race seems to be 10 minutes faster than the fastest pace
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LET US PACE AT OUR OWN TEMPO ALL DAY SO POGIWINSLOL HOW FUCKING DARE YOU TRY AND CHALLENGE US YOU FUCKER
why is UAEmerda like this
>>149902281Imagine beeing so angry about fishboys form and visma tactics, that you have to cope by ragebaiting on /cyc/. Classic d*ne
>>149902302over 50 kmh so far
Danes seething at what UAE is doing instead of seeing it as an opportunity to have fishboy win the race. Weakminded!
Why don't they just put whole team on the front and do a TTT to get in the break? These weak ass movistar lads can't do it
what are they even squeaking about
They're just winding UAE up lmao based
>>149902314Great comeback. Really proves that you arent coping and im wrong
Pollit is right it's retarded to push like this for no reason whatsoever
Welcome to Castletown Museumville
Population: 50
>its started raining like crazy outside
comfy time
>>149902312>>149902322>>149902326France pretty <3
>>149902321>CAM ON SCORE MOORE WATTS!>NO SCORE LESS WATTS
reminder that there is tail-crosswinds before and after the sprint
some clown shit could happend
you now remember Toms Skuijns
>lotto and intermarche merging
Lmao
>>149902354quite the forgettable career desu
>non stop attacks up until Mt. Ventoux
I'm ready
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what a strange looking birthday card
>>149902360best known for raising awareness for concussion protocol
>>149902370This looks like the guy that is gonna lead your yearly team building event
>>149902356poop and shit merging
>have great career until 2024
>only ride grand tours
>never ride any classics besides Lombardia, which you abandon every time
>>149902397>2000 years old that
>>149902395ZimZam will not be DENIED!
I dont really understand UAE. You police the stage insanely hard, almost too hard. Then you let the worst case scenario break go and block the road?
>>149902399indeed it is a big opgave to ride big classics
>>149902409based language jokes connaisseur
>>149902402Makes you wonder what modern engineers are paid for.
>do laundry
>come back
>34 rider 2min breakaway
dafuq?!
wtf Aranburu is in this race?
>>149902426theyre doing it for muh publicity
carlton complains about solar panels kek
>>149902418Meanwhile, most German Autobahn bridges built in the 50s and 60s are already compromised structurally and need to be renovated
>>149902418https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fehmarn_Belt_fixed_link
>>149902418https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponte_Morandi
>>149902430what happens when a bridge like that EOLs - do they have to take it all down?
>>149902430is there a toll to cross that?
will they beat the Iban Mayo record today
>>149902438he said exactly what I was thinking when I saw it
>>149902460of course there is. only in Germany having free Autobahn is a human right.
>>149902418One day of traffic and those things crumble lmao
>>149902464Do tt records even count?
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Imagine living there
>>149902483between the thousands of tourists every day?
eating spanish tortilla got lunch
>>149902483Imagine commuting on your bike and having to climb Mont Ventoux every day
>>149902483too austere. the wind and dust must really suck.
>>149902483when i rode up to the top there was a local guy selling things like dried meats, sausages, honey and local candy from a huge wooden trolley
i have no fucking idea how and why he got it up there
>>149902488Imagine your strava records
Milan is such a fucking fraud holy shit
Sprained my toe, bros. Will it ever be the same?
>>149902535probably not but you'll get used to it and hardly think about it
>>149902375motard: you got this kid, go get em
this doesn't show him back on his bike and almost crashing again 10 ft later lel
>>149902535broke my toe couple of years ago. was fine after couple of weeks
>>149902540a natural mutation of the common frog
>>149902540one whomst squek
>>149902540clean sport enthusiast
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Why does Alpecin keep on punishing Rickaert?
Did he make fun of Grug
>what's a squeaker?
what even is this question?
vanquelin never rode the ventoux. classic french team prep
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some DSM rider, apparently
>>149901667what a dumb stage
why doesn't it just start at the bottom of Ventoux
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rapid
>>149902540An individual, usually French, who squeaks about other individual's performances as suspicious
>>149902581What is there to prep?
It goes up, then it keeps going up. Then the good riders rides away.
>5 minutes now
Pogi not feeling that strong today or what
>fatbrahamsen in the break
i went to a park on sunday, rented a bike and cycled around there, although i fell badly in one section (i was too fast in the middle of the trail), i really enjoyed it, it had been so long since i had ridden a bike.
>>149902624Its to make sure we can all laugh at him when it starts going up
did you know Hirschi is in this race?
impressive
okay a quick run down to the supermarket to get some drinks
>>149902618Urska at the top of the Ventoux in a mood apparently, so pogi not too eager to get there quick
>>149902618or feeling very strong
>>149902631Are there no bikes in the favellas?
There seem to be nice rampas there
These breakaway fucks are annoying. We don't care about you
Can the break make it today?
>noooo stop racing in a race it's not fair
lol
lmao eve,
>>149902688Yes, Allah will win and not celebrate
NYS will win (counting backwards)
>>149902699Remco will rejoice at an Allah win
>Healy still going intstead of just taking his 15 minutes of yellow and putting it in the bag
impressive.
>>1499027022km vertically tho
everyone knows who will be 1st across the line today. Who do you think will be LAST?
>Another breakaway slurpage on an iconic stage
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quickstep without Remco be like
>>149902730not reading all that garbage, happy for you or sorry that happend.
>6 minutes
yea im thinking ENRIC MAS NICOLAUS has this in the bag
>>149902730obvious GPT. ive seen enough idiot undergrad philosophy papers
>>149902742which belgian is winning tomorrow?
healy was actually good this tdf
so france.tv just showed the 2016 footage again. this will never get old.
Pogi knows he cant beat on Baldie Mountain so he is letting the break get away
>>149902756>HE IS RUNNING TO THE LINE!
>please watch women football
no
Why are there no japanese riders?
>>149902790Popping the fattest boner rn
20km to Bedouin
the worst fucking Pizza i have ever had i got in that town
>>149902783somehow it's more boring than initial sprint stages
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is that Virenque?
>>149902790>hungarian "cuisine"
>>149902790yikes
so many things wrong with this it makes sloppa berts stews look perfect
>>149902803didn't you see him wearing a Festina watch?
>>149902804Its hessian cuisine (aka fine dining) you fucking spaz
>>149902812you butter bread like children in Hessen?
Arensman wins this slurper
Boring
>Mooooom, no one wants to ride with me!
>>149902812what is it? Butter, Schmalz und rote Zwiebeln?
>stage so boring they cut to bmx slop
Fuck Krists Neilands, I wouldn't ride with that bum either
>Phil Liggett talking about Cody Rhodes and John Cena
How bizarre
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>>149902826Handkรคs mit Musik
>Pogi in black bibs and yellow jersey
jesus it looks so much better
why did they start with the full yellow kit shit man
>>149902838>watching the NBC broadcasti feel an immense pity for you
Final stage
Stage results for Girardengo:
-1st
-1st
-2nd
-6th
-2nd
-1st
-1st
-1st
-1st
-1st
Final GC with 52 min on second place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qjC5xOwzM4
>>149902790I see this popping up on scrandle all the time and am never not disappointed.
The only time I'll favor it is vs literal bugs or the worst of UK scran, cups full of mushy peas
>>149902845>15 riders peloton in the endbrutal
just did a little 3k loop. delighted with this bike. so smooth. a bit heavy to pick up but you don't notice that when riding. 95% of rides I do on this will be under 10k anyway so perfect for that
I'll have to go full boomer now and get pannier bags. getting a bit old for backpacks.
>>149902851>itits not the same anon, see
>>149902842
>>149902855It's just standing there... menacingly!
>>149902856>I'll have to go full boomer now and get pannier bags. getting a bit old for backpacks.Pannier bags aren't a boomer thing. No one wants to ride with a backpack.
>>149902856I bet your old bike is still on the side of the road where you left it and is waiting for your return while crying every night.
>>149902845More like GirardenGOD
>>149902845Is the 26 rider startlist on pcs correct?
>>149902870no I checked. It's gone
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>>149902877Once had an excellent Pizza there
today is the day for Enric MAS
>>149902896is he in the breakaway even
Sticky bottle is betobeto in japanese
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>>149902853https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/1919/gc/result/result
The front group was always the same 7-8 so the guys behind did half of the race alone in the back
>>149902878Incomplete, 60 started, like 30 signed up but didn't show up at the start
>>149902876he will close the gap during the climb
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>km to go 29
>elevation to go 1730
>>149902918they'll get caught
>>149902916No motopacing btw, no camera = no proof
>>149902938just in looking how far back they are in GC I'm betting on them to crack being in a smaller group
>>149902946did you not see arensman on the superbagneres?
>>149902962getting bottles from the team car
imagine the demoralization when you see this climb in the distance when you already rode hard all day
>>149902952sure, but it's uncommon to do that on multiple stages, especially when you're not so close to the top riders. I'm probably wrong like most times but it's jmo.
>>149902962he keeps breaking away from the peloton
Really glad Iโm not paying for tnt and their inhuman ad spam.
>>149902962With Gachignard
Stage is almost over and its not even 4pm
>>149902969He did well on bastille day too
>>149902430>Design life 120 yearslmao
>>149902657yes, years since i last got to ride a bike.
>>149902679dont live in one but i think it would be dangerous since the alleys are full of people or kids.
POGACAR IS RUNNING FOR THE LINE OH MY WORD
>>149902980You're right, they'll keep this speed all the way to the end i think.
Why is every german poster such a raging faggot
>Bora train
Lipowitz/Roglic having big plans
7 mins should be enough for a break win right? RIGHT?
>tfw no designated ditch shitting spots on the Ventoux
If mas doesn't wjn
>>149902918 today he should retire
>Coldplay Kiss Cam sign
lolwut
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Why can't have a cyc meetup like that next year? Would be a lot of fun
group 1 killing themselves already
>>149894373 (OP)>yet another slurper
>>149903030would be insane if he could
but not likely
Julian "Quintana" Alaphilippe
PWOAAR look at dem frenches
Is Ventoux the the best stage anytime it is on the program?
Arens burned his last bag days ago
>>149903044It was all a ruse
What makes norwegians so much gayer than danes? Mountains?
imagine telling the riders that the mountain has not yet started lol
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>>149903063All the cuties are lebsians
>>149903049not always imo
Stop pulling the group Enric
Nah Arensman cant do those jump he is a slow and steady wins the race type. He is getting 2d place.
>>149894373 (OP)cโest parti did I miss anything?
>theyre riding 35kmh uphill
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>I rate Ventoux
>>149902790Based Handkรคs mit Mussig bro. Do you have an รbbelweoi with it?
>>149903082I do 35kmh downhill we are not that different
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>PANTANI
>PANTANI
>PANTANI
>PANTANI
>>149903082Pacing is for homos
kek Jonas and Pogi are not going to be able to attack because the spectators will block them
Ventoux crowd is the civilized crowd apparently.
Alpe dHuez and Tourmalet crowd are absolute degens
>>149903118if we're lucky the motos will block them
attaque de remco imminent
Sometimes the world is too beautiful to bear
These fans are crazy
How is TdF so popular there?
>TdF-winner Geraint Thomas
>>149903134m8... it's the biggest sport event in the world after the olympics
>>149903074Which do you prefer spainbro
visma hammering it
jonas goes all in
when will the fish attack?
>>149903169yes, but only if Jonas attacks first
>Wout trying to get into a breakaway again
>>149903170>Visma pulling Pogiftfy
>>149903174he needs to do it before the open part
just woke up what the fuck happened
Mas with that death stare look
yeah i'm thinking pogi will win
Please God don't let this wheelsucking fuck win
>>149903090Yeah I do, problem yurofag?
>>149903188blik op het oneindige michel
>>149903188doped up to the eyeballs
Allah barely holding on struggling
>>149903187Quintana attacked
Unzue really knows how to get the most out of the last remaining dregs of Indurain dope
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Cam on vingego! fak poogacar!
this forest part is so fucking hard man
it feels like it goes on forever
>washed Kuss and Wout pulling
Pogi not looking good bros
WOUT parked, moet just niks meer Michel
very nice of visma to lead out pog again.
POGI HEATED HE'S GONNA CRACK
WOUT LMAO
FUCK PISSMA
MOST RETARDED TEAM EVER
>>149903219he's breathing heavily
>>149903119Tournalet and Hautacam bring out the Basque and they're animals. Frogs can attest to southwest rugby culture
Pogibros... I got a bad feeling about today...
>>149903219Heโs just playing
Pogacar loses the Tour today
Get ready for danish invasion
even if you get a gap of 40 seconds before the open part you can easily get gassed with the headwind
>>149903236Wishful thinking, stop it dumbass fish is fried
Jonas pulling a minute back would be fun though
I never really understood what was the wing flap thing behind their seat. Is it for the finish to get the time?
>>149903249it will renew hope for next year
Cmon uae put guys in front and raise this pace
>>149903232You dรญd save some matches did you POG??
>>149903249even as a pog fan I agree, but jonas just doesn't win against him, ever
I wonder if pog will let vingegaard gain a bit of time to take the heat off him
>>149903252ye
its the GPS thingy
>pogacar breathing = BAD
the state of cyc analysis
UAE are always shit after a rest day
>>149903263>>149903266That's new right? It wasnt there 5 years ago. Before it was the box that was taped on the fork
Will Adam do something or he's completely washed
>>149903277some still has it on the fork
sometimes its also cameras from ASO
Thank god they've put up the yellow cords to block the stupid crowd
Mas looks like an anxiety on a bike
>>149903277both, one is gps transmitter and the other is the transponder for the finishline
>>149903270worm blood needs some warm up time
kom aan Aarsman ouwe kontenbonker trap wat watts gvd
Like flies on a pile of shit
>pogi smilling to Sivasquak
worrisome
POG actually looks like he is suffering a bit, did not even look 1 sec do sivakov who just came back
Visma are making the race HARD for Pogi
Kuss last man again, who could have predicted this before the Tour
>>149903284Thats a filthy corner ill tell ya, some inhumane things happen there
>Felix Lipowitz
Commentators speak for so many hours straight they're guaranteed to flub but this one was funny
the pace isn't inhumanas or Mas is that good
the wing flap under the seat holds liquid tapentadol injected into the glutes via micro needles on the seat
Did they already drop jorgenson?
>>149903321its not that insane right now
>>149903321It's not inhumanas
>>149903319felix means lucky so this is good karma
>2025
>Riding with nose tape
Wait Movistar is actually in this race? Where have they been all Tour?
>>149903325His priority is losing time so he can go for a stage win
Doesn't give a SHIT about the fish man
>>149903309These are your countrymen
>>149903335its for sure a sponsor thing
Absolute NOT A FAN of Paret-Peintre
driving style
Komm, Florian, trete in die Pedale.
everyone just looked gassed
Imagine Remco in todayโs stage
I don't know why they don't put the graphic how far back the peloton is. At which km
>>149903369cooked to death
These cuts to the guy on the bike are unwatchable, the interminable pause before they say anything just isn't cricket. Especially when it's an ESL.
feel free to apologize ITT
Simon Yates worringly shit
Kuss can't drop Vauquelin
>>149903369but it's not a flat TT today
this stage was rather interesting
30 seconds attacking before looking back and getting countered by Pogi
thats whats gonna happend today
Imagine a Movistar stage win
>>149903377Way to far to tell he could easily blow up and Healy taking it
>>149903393as is the tradition
>>149903389for doubting the man
>>149903369dropped within the first km
I cant stand Voigt this fucking brainlet, Kuss is about to explode as seen in the heli shot and he says he can ride a few more kms
If Mas does not win this.....
Biggest KWAB ever
Theyโre all cooked chat
>>149903394top 10 will just pace themselves up the Mt Ventoux and cross the line together
>1m on Mas in 7 km
Disband Pissma
Vingefish just attack lil bro, you can do it
Healy kwabbing Enric Menos
>>149903395Is it bigger than Kern Pharma winning 3 stages at La Vuelta?
bruh waht is Kussen and Jonas doing
this is just embarrrasing
>>149903406based Ben Whealy win hopefully
>>149903377oioioioioioioioioioioioioi
Look at that gap shrinking Mas is done
>>149903416they cant go faster or kuss is gone to early, the pace is actually low enough that Adam Yates could come back to Pogis wheel from the end of the group
UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
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Roglic just LOVES unipuertos
Pogi is clearly not at 100%
>yfw 50yo roglic follows your "attack"
Roglic second coming imminent
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this kills the Kev
there they go
poor arensman
>>149903406if there's wind on top and he's ded and gone who knows
FUCK THESE BREAKAWAY FRAUDS SHOW US JONAS AND POGI
>>149903448podium in paris EZ
>>149903442Yeah he didnโt instantly easily counter his attack just following
>>149903438>>149903442>>149903429this is called 'acting' you tards
pog will destroy the fish 3km from the finish
Pogi looks cooked...
He'll probably only take 1 minute on the Fish today.
No magic candies for pogacar today
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chu chu fish express
>Manlet
>Raging at others
Iconic
>mfw pogi is riding around with pneumonia
this is good wwe drama but pogacarwinslol
>>149903467he caught giga aids from MVDP, i hope he can limit the loss to 1-2 minutes today
>>149903462>acting when you are at max heart rateright
DIE POGACAR DIE
DIE YOU DOPED FAG
all this >muh tactics and in the end Pogi will just power away at one point and that will be it
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Madesque neck
>>149903462Not this time, I think. He can easily be sick
Tadej should pace just to fuck with Visma
pogi not even going out the saddle lmao
ROG PUT HIS SOCKS BACK ON
lmao they canโt drop a gassed pogacar
Pogi goes when it hits 10% near the end like always
ATTAQUE MAGNIFIQUE DU VINGE
good guy jonas should give Pogi a lot of wind protection
>>149903483You still have to try innit
FISHBOY ON SUICIDE WATCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
get outta the facckin way
Yup Jonas should find a new team they are not riding for him at all
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>is he there?
>looking back after 5 sec...
Already feel sorry for Mas
Let's get this started
>Vingegaard
KWAB
Lipowitz-Onley fighting for the place that will eventually be awarded the Tour victory
>>149903503>most sane Trine supporter
pogi is gonna counter attack and overcook himself
>Pogi still in the saddle
yeah Jonas is cooked
If Pog wins this somehow, does he get criticised? Visma literally paced for him
Pog following but clearly not good enough to attack himself today
Mas is going to be caught
Pog is really going to win this lol
Poggi does not look 100% but fishboy can't make a real attack to save his life
Tadej gains some time today 100%
>>149903524haters gonna hate anyway
what vingo is doing is admirable
but futile
Jonas you brainlet go all out for one km with several accelerations to see if Pogi is cooked, it doesnt matter if you lose another minute now
>>149903503they actually are doing a good combo today
>>149903524yes, but it will be seethemaxxing disguised as criticism
>>149903483its like they are pacing him to the finish
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10 seconds pull incoming
Itโs time to admit Jonas was never that good anyway
>>149903520Pogi is always in the fucking saddle it doesnโt mean anything
Maybe Ben Healy is actually the greatest rider of all time?
What a retarded Visma strat
jesus christ Healy is fast
CAMPESHAERTS GAS YOU FUCKING POOFTER
Best ending is Healy getting the stage win and Pog putting another 15 seconds into fishboy
>>149903544>they're right behind me, arenโt they?
>>149903555Too fast some might say...
If Pog wins no one talked enough about the last time he and Vingegaard were here and what they learned from the experience and how they applied that knowledge for today
is Crampy going fast or slow i can't tell
>>149903537Danish media was seething yesterday because of the sunday stage
pas normal power of healy, but he can't drop parrot-painter
Pog is going to gain a min on Vingegaard screen cap this
ENRIC KWAB
ENRIC KWAB
ENRIC KWAB
ENRIC KWAB
ENRIC KWAB
ENRIC KWAB
>>149903551He tilts his saddle to % of the main mountain
Healy learned to go this fast in the mountains of Ireland
>>149903577Checked, he attack at 2.5km
what's the fucking point of campy there is fishboy didn't go all out a minute before
death to visma they're the one responsible for this shitshow
VPPs powermeter is reading 180w
How is that fucking gnome Healy this strong? His body type tells you its all a lie and impossible
if healy is such a good climber why did he get kwabbed on last weeks rampas?
reminder that Healy cant sprint for shit
>>1499035928 W/kg? Brutal...
Valentin first french winner
>>149903597Had sex with too many women while he was in yellow
please no reddit healy win
PARROT PAINTER GONNA DO IT FOR FRANCE
ALLEZ
What did Healy eat this morning?
Based parrot painter lille the lizard
POG LOOKING WASHED
We got this Bee sisters
Jonas proper gassing himself for the alps
Pogi is just playing with Jonas lmao
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>Vingegaard struggling Pogi riding handsfree.webm
pog just cant be beaten, it's getting really boring
Pogacar is so doped it's insane
Jonas is embarassing himself with these """attacks""". He has to launch several all out sprints in a row
he tried Jonas
he tried so hard
Holy shit Ventoux is K I N O
>attacks
>asks for overtake
Arensman so high on tapentadol he's almost hitting fans head on
>Jonas thrashing his bike around to attack
>Pogi stays with him calmly in the saddle
Kek
Kudos for trying this was much better than sitting in his wheel the whole stage
Well played Visma. You achieved exactly nothing
literally the first thing my dad told me in running races as a kid was, looking back wastes energy and slows you down
ok now this is pod racing
we need more rage
what is tapentadol and where I get it
both of them are very strong
French cunts gonna nick it. Can see it coming .
>please pull for me pogacar
Frenchbros, will this be the day?
MON HEALY
MON ONLEY
MON THE CELTS
>>149903652thats why i use a mirror
Jonas with this fake pacing is just weird
Lot of minerals in the Guinness to be sure
VPP is so fucking skelly it's spooky
>Memco dood
>VPP rises from the ashes
lol
is Poggi on his heavy bike?
>>149903652cuts your breathing short too because of the throat rotation
vingogo is not gaining anymore
Literally two garden gnomes (12kg) floating up the mountain in the wind
>>149903651Better than them just giving up
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>>149903676he is losing time to Healy now
>>149903688yeah he cracked
Where the FUCK did buitrago come from
guys are spawning in on this mountain
I've seen enough: Buttrage got this
5D chess Buitrago comes back to win it from behind
>>149903691>>149903695Nice """countryside"""
Poor Healy this is going to suck
>>149903707he respawned using spawnpoint exploit
Whereโs this random bloke come from
Visma is the moral winner today
Pogi gaining precious green jersey points today unlike that italian fraud
UNBELIEVABLY kino mountain
>>149903707mas has used the respawn glitch three times already
>>149903726>muh Tiesj and Vocsnor pull
>>149903723Took a taxi to the top and was waiting in the crowd with his bike. Once the first people went by he jumped out and hopped back on his bike.
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
>>149903718isn't it just what you got but with elevation?
vinjegoo is so doped its unreal
>Roglic gaining time on Lipo and Only
Based boomer.
>>149903726and Trine gets the most loyal wife award today
Terrible fucking director
Jonas such a kekked bitch
KEEEEEEEEEK
THE FISH IS FRIED
This ditector sucks, what a dumbass crops at the most kino moments
STOP LOOKING BACKWARDS JONAS YOU KEK
>counter attaque lasts 3 seconds
FUCK THIS FUCKING DOGSHIT TV DIRECTION
I really hope Ben wins, can't stand paintre
Why is so much of the road whited out?
>40 seconds
remember when the ecart was 6 minutes?
>Jonas looking back after 1 second already
Haven't seen attaques like this since heighdays of Quintana
Where the frick are these Tete riders coming from?
>>149903764he managed to get in front of him
>>149903772either dicks or political statements there. some dude paints over them
>Sprint finish stages
zzzzz
van wilder out of nowhere
WHAT THE FUCK IS HABBENING
>that nod of the head to say get on my wheel
BASED
REMCO that mental and human midget COULD NEVER BASED VAN WILDER
QS suddenly looking like a super mountain team
van wilder literally respawned in the final km
how are these randos just showing up out of nowhere
Vingegaard attack is the new Quintana attack
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
haha way to get cucked Healy you shit
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHEELY YOU DUNCE GOING TO EARLY
>>149903792All allez Omi and Opi signs btw
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VPP wins
Fuck off French frogs ruining what shouldve been a kino Healy moment
you now remember Enrich Mas
>Jonas loses seconds again award
front page of l'equipe tomorrow status?
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>149903803Remco gone and suddenly his domestiques find new motivation
>bora boys getting rid of onley
based
BAM
premiere victoire francaise
where the fuck did that other soudal runner come from?
visma did all that work to lose about 2 seconds to pog
one small step for a skeleton, one giant leap for skeletonkind
ALLEZ ENFANTS DE LA PATRIIIIIIIE
>france wins a stage
>its thanks to a belgian
KINO
KINO
KINO
KINO
KINO
KINO
WE FUCKING DID IT SQUEAKER BROS
Aurelien chuds in the mud
good TdF for quickteppers even without Remco in GC
>>149903803they are fueled by their hate for Remcuck
finally, a good fucking finish
>Healy now has 6 second places.
KWAB
>>149903858fuck off anime avatar faggot no one likes you
He did it for Memco, who couldn't.
Pog needs a hard stage to drop Jonas not a slurper like today
Called it. Such an obvious outcome
First clean win of the tour!
Imagine getting frogged like that after killing yourself really grim.
What is Remco doing right now??
Ventoux once again proves who's the better mountain
>>1499038634 etappes really good tour
>>14990387718, but he won't attack he's going defensive
>kino break
>kino GC attacks
10/10 stage
Ventoux always is so fucking BASED
>>149903846Don't ask questions
>>149903888afternoon prayer, then Quran study, then pakske friet eten
so soudal quickstep has way more victories than pissma so far
>Jonas loses another 2 seconds
Giggling thh
>The most loyal wife at the finish line unlike Tr*ne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
>Urska
schizobrit time to shit up this thread
Another win for a small team
Excluding GC this has been a great tour, pure kino today
Jonas chute after finish KWAB
>>149903921Sad he chose such an ungrateful woman
>>149903846coverage was very strange 2bh. hard to understand where runners were without live stats
>>149903922don't summon him
>>149903920Good job Jonas hรฉ youโre the best hรฉ today was really good hรฉ
Jonas looked strong today. Just wait for Col de la Loze
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Jonas chute after the line lol he hit a photographer
thank you Jonas and Visma for making this stage so good
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top 10
Wtf Jonas chuted at the finish
very good stage
Jonas building up his week 3 powers nicely
Now live analysis of the stage by Ulle
>>149903936>two more days
also roglic doing good now
Yeah how come the winner got to the finish line then like 10 seconds later was celebrating with a teammate we hadnt seen in the last 40 mins of coverage?
>>149894373 (OP)overall it's better that pogi didn't push too so they didn't catch the break and frogs finally got their win
>>149903931not like they can have a camera moto for every single rider who gets dropped from the break
primoz the big winner today. he saved all his matches and can mog oscar and lipo in the alps.
Milan gap to Pogi has shrinked to 9 points. He needs a big score tomorrow
>>149903902when plap Oumi?
>>149903956He's dead as soon as a mountain stage has more than 1 climb
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>>149903931did they catch him? I blinked and he was there out of nowhere.
How is Onley still there? I am now sure that a healthy Almeida would have not finished in the top 5.
Disqualify Jonas for assault on a photographer
>>149903963But unless Lipo blows up big time, 3 minutes is too much.
Roglic will be 4th
>>149903957We saw him come back though they where with 4 at some point not their fault you missed that
I would be good is Wout and Kuss and Yates weren't useless donkeys. Jonas leading for like 20 minutes. Not good enough. Do better Jumboids
according to twatter Pogi and Jonas beat Iban Mayos record
>>149903957they were stalling massively in the last 2km so (Ilan) Van Wilder could come back and help
>>149894373 (OP)so where was Jorgenson, lmao
>>149903970Does this GC group have aura?
>>149903982they truly are fucking shit
>Arkea and Astana are 4th and 5th in the team classification
>>149903989yeah I was thinking even I could keep up with this pace
>>149903995Dropped time so he can go into a break
Healy really rode like a retard today (no offence to retards, I am one myself)
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looks like that yelling man meme
>>149903970I'd like to see Rogi make another podium, but I don't think it's to be.
>>149903970>3rd will finish at 15+ minutes at the end of the Tour
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>>149903986Depends also on the starting point. They put it farther up the climb today
>>149904006he won't ever get in a break, uae won't let him
>>149903959kino wherever you look today
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>Ineos
>Movistar
Just merge the teams or erase them. I don't think they even have much money left.
>>149904009Special triple fold out front cover Kek
>>149903986>Mayo good old times, still remember one of the spaniards crashing and Lance going off road
UAE saved their team today, Visma did this whole weird follow up dom thing only to lose seconds
>>149903963unc and his two kids off on a sidequest today fr
this is how zoomers talk right
ghost of PADUNI gonna give Jonas the power he needs on La Plagne
>>149903999Going for the Movistar special
>>149903986Mayo apparently didnt even win that stage
>>149904032Mou is gonna freak
So Van Wilder clips through the walls to pull in the final km and no one says a word?
Is PPV really 5'10?
Does he really only weigh 52kg? How?
He does not look like 52kg, does he have some organs removed?
>>149904039Yes he did. Dauphinรฉ 2004 ITT
i made a post on reddit about how visma is retarded and instantly after clicking send it had -23 downvotes
wtf
>>149904042Mas dropping then teleporting back three times in a row was crazy work
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>hehe Jonas lost heccking 2 seconds Visma are stupid
why you guys crying about it?
Visma, Jonas and Pogi gave us amazing ciclismo today
would you rather they gave the break 15 minutes and slurped to the top hand in hand?
You could say that Jonas not getting a 40 sec gap was an improvement. I see him getting a win in this week.
>>149904044He just has a tiny dick
>>149904032>bald - doping - fraud
>>149904044>He does not look like 52kghe's uber skelly my dear bert
>>149903875
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Another day of Vingegaard overschot
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thought it was Puck at first
>>149904065O V E R S C H O T
>>149904046Why'd you ever go on /r/peloton? It's full of literal retards.
>>149904044>52kg Not a real man, even Puck could bench him
They could have gone like 5 minutes faster with perfect pacing and they still beat the record
>>149904032FIRE THIS BALD FRAUD NOW
>>149904067she really let herself go
>>149904074if simon yatesi was not a fraud they would have gone a minute faster
https://youtu.be/CK2pXfPGc7I?si=Vf0RvUDhdXj-NZNx if anyone is interested in the kinoest of cycling movies
>>149904081I meant the other Puck
>VVP has to "only" produce a 338 Watts effort to make it a 6.5W/kg performance.
Weird how he does not win more mountain stages.
>>149904044He looks very narrow, I believe it
>>149904074record was ITT so no pacing
i need the average speed, watts, VAM and climbing time from watts twitter autists and i need it NOW
anyone claiming that pogi isn't having some health set-back at the moment is simply blind. sore throat implies a virus. it takes time to recover from that, and usually only gets worse in the first three days. he's not acting. i really hope he manages to hold on, but thursday and friday will be very tense.
>Remco would have won this if he was healthy
our commentators are fucking delusional
>>149904087The presence of remco mustafa and his loud prayers in the morning demoralize him.
>>149904094fresh legs at the bottom
the pedalton rode like 50km/h average the entire stage before Ventoux
>>149904072idk
im retarded
they were hyperventilating about pog losing doms because he's going to lack ability to 'chase down breaks'
i said that doesnt matter because breaks with GC contenders don't form since they are nipped in the bud
that comment had like -64 downvotes with comments saying MvdP and Yates is a danger to GC
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Pogi looks disgustingly fat in comparison to VPP
If Pocagar is really greedy, he could really win all 3 Jerseys.
>>149904112they had a lot of momentum going into the climb though
REMINDER
that we still have Pogi vs Jonas in the Vuelta
dangerous move. angering shimano is not very good idea
>>149904128Pog is not confirmed yet
>>149904122could've probably won 2 more stages already also
>>149904122I have a feeling he doesn't have to do much to win them, Milan is complete dogshit now and Lenny looks dead after 50-100km
>>149904128pogi in vuelta has been debunked, no?
>>149904119>posing with a convicted doperHave some dignity please.
>>149904119Is that Frank vandenbroeke?
>>149904119Lol, this now looks weird.
Lad has the body of a Southeast Asian
>>149904135>>149904139then its pretty much jonaswinslol
>>149904148I doubt that pogi won't go to Vuelta tho, he still didn't win one
>>149904139https://velo.outsideonline.com/news/uae-confirms-vuelta-a-espana-start-for-tadej-pogacar
Debunked how?
Tomorrow is 100% sprint stage, the last one of this Tour.
>>149904160That's a good thing in pro cycling.
Pogacar wanted a gap to Jonas at the end so that he can be the only one with the Ventoux record
>>149904141let bygones be bygones
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shitty days with Remco
>>149904171He will decide after the Tour. It's useless to speculate
>>149904172nah, it's a breakaway stage, spr*nters won't survive on the climbs
Pogacar has mathematically won the Tour today btw.
>>149904183>(with Remco) lmao
Good stage for pretty much all the big teams
Quickstep get stage win #4
Pogacar doesn't lose any time to Vingegaard
Visma lab executed a plan
They can all be happy
>>149904183>Remco leaves and everyone is in good spirits again
>>149904171He said yesterday in his interview that Vuelta is still not confirmed
>>149904185Sure, that is the most accurate summation of what we know.
Keep your squeaking at a minimum
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>>149904130The cars got their fill of flesh a few days ago, but it wasn't a Shimano car, so it might not count.
>Pissma still have not won a stage yet
Lmao
KWAB
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>>149904203Roglic and Lipowitz also went faster than Mayo
>>149904203couldn't even catch the break.
>only 12min left for cutoff
Gachinardchad is not going to make it
>>149904207thumbnail looks like crossdressing fags
>>149904219oh wait there he is
>>149904195they're finally off the halal menu
>>149904213yates won one bert
This was Pogi's bad day btw
>>149904213take your pills unc
there should be a special yellow with red polka dots jersey
>>149904203Didn't look that fast, Pogacar definitely wasn't at his 100%.
Still wearing a scarf around his neck, looks like some virus is going around.
>>149904213forgot Yates already?
>>149904219What happened to Gachimuchi? I only checked online and saw him fall a million years behind immediately.
>>149904239is sick apparently
>>149904213Simon Yates won stage ten.
>>149904247memory holed. now that was a slurper stage
Loze stage will be carnage
I have the same body type as him, what nou?
>>149904213sheik won the giro and a stage bert...he's literally saving the team together with brennan, while wout and jonas keep disappointing.
>>149904183>had some shitty days (with Remco)Damn do they really not like him?
>Tobias Johannessen passed out at the finish and needing oxygen - Rushed to the hospital in ambulance
>>149904242Norwegian news reporting that he is conscious but he had some trouble with his stomach and needed oxygen after finishing.
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funky looking jacket
>>149904256He seems in good spirits.
>>149904256He regrets not going for the stage
Looks like Johannessen collapsed at the finish.
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shots fired at Politt
>>149904262He is so tiny, glad the French won Ventoux. Its a good victory.
>>149904272That's Pog assassin btw
>>149904272The mountain wins again
>>149904262You now only bike mountain stages.
Vingegaard to TV2
What do you take away from this stage and the way you raced today?
โWell, that we rode incredibly well as a team today, and that I was riding really strongly. So yeah, Iโm taking a lot of motivation from today.โ
What kind of considerations go into your decision to attack?
โNot that much. We had made a plan to try and attack, so we basically just followed the plan.โ
How did you feel during the attacks you made today?
โI felt really strong. They were really powerful efforts that I could make, and yeah, he responded, but I also responded when he attacked. So yeah, I felt good today.โ
About the crash โ did you actually get knocked over at the finish line? What happened?
โA photographer decided to run straight into me.โ
Do you think this is dangerous? (Referring to the crowds at the top/finish)
โYes.โ
>Tobias Johannesson was just taken away in an ambulance
V A X X E D
>>149894373 (OP)btw Jorgenson lost another 24 minutes to the leaders, how helpful has this nigga been through the tour lmao, even van aert helped more
A tour de france without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.
>>149904320He thinks Pogi will let him go in a break
>>149904272>Rushed to the hospital in ambulancehe's still there though
>>149904283the podium guy/girl are just really tall i think
>>149904302>Do you think this is dangerous? (Referring to the crowds at the top/finish)>โYes.โPlay ping pong then, it's 100% safe, pussy.
>>149904325he was shit in all the mountain stages except the ITT
>>149904328They need to get going asap
i feel like Loze is a nothingburger climb
its the easy side
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>>149904325He's been going on backwards breaks every single time the road turns up. As of now he's gotta have the longest odds of winning a stage. On the UAE blacklist and so out of shape that literally anyone else in the peloton is a better bet.
>>149904325maybe tomorrow, I doubt he has any chance in the mountain stages, he's total dogshit and i doubt that the break will have enough of a gap after 2 HC climbs to even win
>With two MTF remaining, Vingegaard now needs to gain 2 minutes and 8 seconds on each climb to take the yellow jersey
>>149904367pogi will also gain time on Paris
>>149904394I doubt that Paris will be a GC stage, it's probably a breakaway stage
>>149904367Vinge will attack in Paris
the real question is if Pogi or Jonas will beat PADUNI's La Plagne record
>>149904417now that would be squeaker genesis all over again
>>149904417It's Indurain not Padun
>>149904130Distracted by the hottie in white
Jonas and Pogacar went 4 minutes faster than Froome in 2013
No cap that was a great team performance from visma lab and a cool satellite plan. They'll be dancing on the streets of wielerflits tonight
>>149904417it depends on what Jonas will do, highly doubt that pogi will attack, Jonas brings him at the end behind his wheel and wins easily, he already has 4 minutes so
>>149904434the amount of squeaking during that era ruined any credibility i have for dopage believers
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>>149904009>>149904016>Are you small enough?
>>14990447717km not 17.8km
>>149904282Politt is cocky because he's STOMPING these lesser riders... and how can he not?
>>149904207>Tour Stage Winner with some greedy faggot who can't keep his website up
>>149904477ะaะดyะฝ ะฑyะฒ ะผaะณiัั
After Pog said he was here to win stages and not make friends, to then proceed to no go for the next 2 stages, I first thought he'd received the cal to not win too much. Now I'm starting to believe he caught a cold and has been forced to ride defensively bc of it. Pretty crazy how he still was stronger than fish in 14 and about as strong today, and broke the record.
I'd like to see him climb with the bike actually designed for climbing though, at least once, but probably not going to happen.
>>149904532Shit team, shit bike, sickness, and he's still going to win easily
>rain for Loze stage AND La Plagne stage
>>149904532Thymen win the team wasn't good enough, today it felt like gifted
>>149904536And a crash. A shame these things have happened to him in this race particularly, we're going to miss his actual season peak. And the squeaking would be glorious of course.
>>149904168The WC is perfect parcour for him he will go for that instead
Next year he attempts Giro Tour Veulta triple
>>149903974Almeida could podium on his current form imo
well, if he didn't have to work for pog anyway
>>149904591>go for that insteadplease if he can be peaking from the spring to now, he can easily do both vuelta and wc.
>After today's development, I see a real chance that Vingegaard can win the Tour. He is still very far behind, but unless the stupid crash Vingegaard just had weakens him, and unless Pogacar is only weakened due to an illness he is recovering from, I would almost be surprised if Vingegaard can't put the Slovenian on Thursday and Friday. Whether he can gain enough time is hard to say, but he has said that he is ready to attack early, and although Yates is riding honorably, UAE doesn't look like a team that can save the captain much from a crisis.
AXELGOD IS BUYING THE JONAS DIP
>>149904633dane copes in danish nieuwspaper to danish readers more at 10
>>149904633millitary grade copium
>>149904633Axelgod huffing a tad too much hopium.
>>149904591He's skipping it to do tt-rr double
>>149904633>Whether he can gain enough time is hard to sayliving on another planet this guy
maybe he drops him for 30 second gain
but cmon now 4 fucking minutes
>>149904721how is this any different from jonas huffing hopium?
Apparently fish did his 2nd best climb ever, so maybe not quite washed yet.
>>149904515Well how did he get so much better since going to UAE?
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>>149904731He stopped going for own success and took the domestiquepill
time to GOON to VANDERAERDEN kino
>>149904813>tfw youll neber be belgian champion>tfw youll neber drop Francesco MOSER>tfw youll neber be best belgian eber
Jonas Rickaert (ADC), Emiel Verstrynge (ADC): 200CHF fine, for sticky bottles. Their DS Gianni Meersman also receives a fine of 500CHF, along with another fine of 200CHF for failing to respect the instructions of the commissaires
>>149904607he could probably still podium while working for pog.
>pas normal studios is cycling apparel brand
Wait is this where the meme comes from?
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>>149904607he'd get a podium while working for pogi too, his only opposition would be lipo but that nigga was carried by fucking roglic
Any update update on tbat uno x rider who was taken to hospital?
so that dude shatters the records from the golden era of doping and it's supposed to be entirely down to prayers and vitamins?
>>149904906Still says he will start tomorrow.
https://www.nrk.no/sport/tobias-halland-johannessen-kollapset-pa-beintoff-etappe-_-hentet-av-ambulanse-1.17501579
>>149904900Lol Almeida lost a MTF to Onley, he would get dropped by Lipowich so easily
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
stage 16
This has been a great tdf. Just sayin.
>>149904921>incapable of doing the iconic descent on Vontoux after the finishBullshit, this should be an automatic DNS
>>149904919No, fish (who was mainly responsible for this record) is one of the most doped cyclists ever.
>>149904934Fuck
I knew this was going to happen
in what year are you going to be allowed be faster than the doper amateur donkeys from the 90s?
>TDF 2095
>how dare he be faster than doper Pantani from 100 years ago
>>149904961Nah, you're still there, I have something wrong since the serious mountains started but I didn't do anything about it until today.
Ah yes, the breakaway. I have counted none. Plus minor KOM points.
Ok fuck it, it stays for today, some attention will be payed tomorrow.
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE FRANCE
stage 16
Jordan Jegat was as fast as Froome in 2013
>Despite an inconsistent pace and multiple attacks, the Mont Ventoux record was destroyed. Vingegaard did Ventoux with 6.52 แตW/Kg for 54:32 min. Pogaฤar was two seconds faster with 6.44 แตW/Kg as he did not spend that much time in the wind. It was an exceptional performance and the best long climbing performance ever.
>>149905009Lol, nobody here has PPV.
>>149904399mirin jonas' calves
>>149905064Tbh, did not look like it on TV.
And they couldn't get close to the front riders.
>>149904282obviously Nils and Wellens are the enforcers (ice hockey) who protect Pogi in the peloton and hes probably frustrated because everyone else sucks and hasnt found their form to help him in the mountains.
>>149905105Also Roglic (who'd looked terrible on the mountains) lost only a bit over a minute. Maybe everyone (ok maybe not Pog) filled up with blood bags on the rest day.
>>149905105Politt hasn't been on last year's level. The only domestiques on top shape Pogacar has are Wellens and Narvaez
>>149905100The gap was just melting at some point. It didn't look thermo because pogachud remained seated for the duration, but fishboy was going ballistic.
>>149905122It's a pure unipuerto so it's logical the level is higher and more stacked
>>149905124yeah he had no form in the spring races as well but at least hes finding it right in time now and can pace one or two mountains or 100km in the flat. Still embarassing considering UAEs budget. I feel like Almeida would have been a bigger help than 4-5 of these guys combined.
in a post race interview pog said vingo crashed with a photographer after the finish line, is there a video of it?
Can't wait for Thursday bros, I would like to fall asleep and wake up after 40 hours
>>149905147what's happening tursday?
>>149905175We're gang banging your mom
>>149904925I'm not sure you understand how cycling works on multiple day races
Milan beat Girmay to the line for 157th place tho Girmay was credited with the same time as Milan
>>149905129Lmao when Fish goes nuts and sprints up the hill while Pogi just sits and pedals a bit faster
Fucking brutal
>>149905124>Narvaeznarvaez literally shit the bed on every stage except hautacam
>>149904056Pogi is conserving his energy for when it matters dude. Fish fag is going mental attacking while Pogi just defends and will go all out in the big stages.
>>149905175Best stage in my lifetime with 3 HC
>>149905226Mรปr-de-Bretagne?
Superbagnรจres?
>>149905226your memory is bad
Primoz is getting better and better, Vuelta is in the bag
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>149905254He practices the man-love.
>>149905196Yeah I don't get cycling, but diesel boy UAE dopage still lost to Onley lol
>>149905191Pogacar cracks
Meeting Luis Enrique while a ride in the morning
https://x.com/pablo_0rdorica/status/1947677888871870804?s=46
>>149905322based MTB chad
>>149905396based sqeakers
>>149904171>โThe Vuelta is on his program,โ Gianetti told >Velo. โLetโs see what happens at the Tour, but >normally the Vuelta is on the program.โHe'll ultimately decide after he Tour. My guess is: He'll race only if Jorgenson starts.... so he can make positively sure 'Jorgi' won't win a stage.
>>149905415Its a very Lance thing he's doing. Going to be hard to make it fit with his quirky happy persona.
>>149904183Bro! Didn't you hear?
He took his freaking mechanics out to eat at McDonalds.
He's flippin 'Saint Remco' for crying out loud!
>>149905429I'd be mad if my 5million per year boss took me to fucking McDonalds
>>149905415>>149905428Why does he hate the Idaho rat?
>>149905459they are colleagues
new thread please so i can post an early /BH/ for my homie Ozzy
>>149905475roid rage will latch on to anything
new thread
>>149905574new thread
>>149905574new thread
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>>149904213Business idea: Adam Yates 'retires' but in reality he's given a contract by Visma on the down-low. Then the 2 'twins' take turns riding GT stages so they're super fresh for each stage...
Those two could, like, get 2nd in every Tour to Pogi for like the next 6 years!
>>149904256Is that Benji behind him?
>>149904975I dont think you understand the power these epo fients could produce. Lance says his FTP was 500 watts
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