Which C level prelimer are you morons obsessing with on a personal level nowadays?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aND_2UcXrx8
Based Guru having the time of his life, love to see it.
>>149897717 (OP)WHAT???
But tons of people kept saying on /heem/ that gane was good. DID THEY LIE?? AGAIN??
>>149900853I agree my friend
>>149897717 (OP)Lose the battle.
Win the war.
where would you rank various mma fighters according to their meng size and endurance in bed?
>"Dee get down from the crows nest and get my Valerian root tea, I can feel my heart in my chest ye?"
there goes magaysia being gay again
There is literally nothing gay about MMA.
>>149903778What makes you say that?
>>149903797The hair transplant has failed...
>>149903759Is that country in africa or what, lazy to research
There's no proof that i have had gay sex.
>>149903820yeah africa, closer to south africa than you'd imagine
>Touko Valio Laaksonen (8 May 1920 โ 7 November 1991), known by the pseudonym Tom of Finland, was a Finnish artist who made stylized highly masculinized homoerotic art, and influenced late 20th-century gay culture. He has been called the "most influential creator of gay pornographic images" by cultural historian Joseph W. Slade.[2] Over the course of four decades, he produced some 3,500 illustrations, mostly featuring men with exaggerated sex traits, wearing tight or partially removed clothing.
2 minutes is 8x longer than 15 seconds
this is the only mma math you'll ever need
It's just art man, no proof.
>>149903849Uhmm actually many people are having straight sex in finland
>"I can hang a dumbell from it ye?"
>Main card in 8pm
My allah bless Ari
This bong is faggot obsessed with Tom of Finland.
How would MMA Guru and Demetrius Johnson handle 2 Panthers 2 bear cubs and a slightly aggressive pitbull?
>>149903928Guru would just throw DJ at them and sprint at an impressive speed to safety
>>149903928guru eats all 5 and then dj makes a void breakdown vid
>>149903915Nah i reckon he is right, the birthrate in finland is very low, 1.32 per woman, it's japan tier
>>149903876did a jdm fan make this whole thing just to gaslight people into thinking he's bigger than he is
Guru says the 2 bear cubs are irrelevant he would try to growl and intimidate the Panthers while Mighty Mouse takes out the pitbull quickly then they could try to team up on the Panthers but its still super risky.
*imanari rolls towards you*
Might throw all my hawk tuah coin bags on RDR. Shits worth fuck all now anyways
Tom Aspinal hasn't fought since last fucking year
>>149903992He gets heemed by THE black beast
>>149903992Gane will bring back order and activity to the heavyweight division.
>>149903993He said his hawk tuah coins
>>149903993My hawk tuah coins you freak
he named his kids Bob and Donald
>>149904091I was just telling him this
My mom said she was gonna buy me a gold chain while she was on vacation in Italy but they were too expensive and she didnt because gold prices are "at an all time high" fucking lying bitch.
Sometimes I lay awake at night and wonder if the "mma ain't litty" guy is ok
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>needs more salt
SOON
Justin "Big Litty" Willis
>>149904134Stand yer base
>>149904146what about the
>mma>real sportwith the laughing canelo pic
bover
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the ufc has abandoned the nickal project
Mma
https://youtube.com/shorts/y7MAFHGQrfI?si=FHc3w-Pqd_gjJWbm
>be harrispinall
>complains about jones being inactive
>jones gets the boot
>doesnt even announce his next opponent
heres your active champion, bro
UFC 6 Campaign Mode: I Am Lionheart
You relive Anthony Smith's career and play as the opponents that beat him
>>149904173Once a week for him
>>149904224Lionheart was one acting performance away from beating Jon Jones via DQ
>>149904254Yeah there's gonna be a cutscene where Smith is shelling up on the ground and Jon Anik is screaming about his heart and determination
>>149904317ken glamrock 27 cocks sucked
>>149904224Only way I buy an PS6
>>149904327Oh you fucking nigger
before we had emmett, ken shamrock was the face of the ufc
>>149897717 (OP)man Gane is such a smug french turd
>>149904364Schaubs been hitting some based takes recently. He SOUNDED OFF on the death of the UFC and was disturbingly on point
I broke my back!
Thpinal.
Wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly wooooaah
Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!
>>149904433Darling hold my hand!
>>149904388you win some you lose somd
https://youtu.be/P9AWkRGI3KE?si=NYTstrIf49Pt8NJd
I never want to see Charles fight again
Finland is like literally Japan of the west. Anime.
Sean Strickland is the favourite for 2025 KWABOTY
Tawlmbout Spinal b? Tawbout Killer Instinct? Tawlmbout Ray Borg Killer Instinct DLC?
I'm not even long enough for the weightlifting strap
>>149904465I'm voting for Bo Nickal
>>149904465nah it's bo niglet
bo nickel is still going to be champ, this is a necessary bump in the road that will give him the growth he needs
AYO SEAN GOT RIZZAPED LMAO
Bo Nickal here, I have accepted the mission, I will be sent to Mars.
sean lost like a fucking warrior. he's not a bitch.
IC1s... It's finnbeast due to sanctioning circumstances beyond my control I will only be posting from tomorrow anyone with this flag posting from about when Usyk won the pillowtap until now is non sanctioned. Respectfully bruders hh
and that kid's name was joshua van
I bet Joe Rogan is having so much fun on that yacht
Hey /heem/, achieve, believe, conceive. Cheers and have a good day.
IC1s more like icy weiners
conceive, believe, achieve, shut the fuck up.
>>149904600average bloke versus a fucking samurai
>>149903876I can see JDM defending multiple times then going up and beating the shit out of middleweight with ease
Wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly
Woo woaaaaah!
>You know man you show your real true colors after a fight...
>>149904631That's the height of Daniel "DC" Cormier, one of the greatest heavyweights of all time.
>>149904631he cuts like a motherfucker though, stocky is harder to take down and the main selling point is that no one is even remotely close to his boxing skills in that division
>>149904642He's small as shit. Islam probably has a bigger frame
>>149904642this ain't boxing, bucko
>Do you know who you are buddeh?
Spent too much time gooning this camp man
You know you show your real true colors after a fight and Bisping told Luke Rockhold
"I knocked you out twice now you fucking pussy. Faggot"
All of which was entirely true and real.
*points to the canvas*
Immediately shits the bed and dies
>>149904662not an argument, rules don't apply to dricus
>>149904704why did you say that aloud
Oceanian fighters are onions
BMF Honorable Mention Dustin Poirier
so you think you're a dogfighter
Two Time BMF Fight Loser Dustin Niggier
Just got a banking ad for sending money back home to loved ones in India.
>>149904746well what are you waiting for?
>>149904755jan found the antidote
Robocop taking it out on Herkwabsson wasn't right, when will this cycle of hatred stop? Ok with Jack because he can't heem, still
Joe Rogan loved pointing out the Jiri thrives in chaotic exchanges. Incredible insight from the Sicillian fruit
Don't be a rat, cause all rats get caught
>>149904796*unsheathes cock*
>>149904713Forgot about this. I honestly think this might be more embarrassing than getting dropped by Strickland.
Tried to ai animated a dance video from this image of Joanna and created a macabre monstrosity by accident. Thankfully the world will never see the uncanny horror I unwittingly created.
>>149904811Wow man that's awesome
>>149904811can you post it anyways
>>149904804Bodied that freak.
Can you carry a 177lb ball?
>>149904843what the fuck is an lb
>>149904843Can you unshit my pants please?
>>149904847lb is short for pound
>>149904844Yeah I didnt tell it to make her trans btw that was an artistic liberty by the ai
>>149904854My dick is short for pound mate
>>149904843clinching that shit like it's Khaos Williams
He said his dick was short?
>>149904862Zamn! George Soros shorted the pound
>>149904642No he doesnโt. JDM is one of the smallest top WWs, only slightly bigger than Belal
Everyone wants the money fight with Chadlia
>tfw you think youโre dying of a terminal illness so you admit to the online community you frequent that youโre a literal sissy faggot and hard drug addict who fucks trannies and gets turned on by the thought of trooning out only to survive by some miracle and you still get bullied for it years later.
Call that a Sneed moment.
https://youtu.be/3-SwfZGtThM
Romanian sl/heem/ starting in 5 min
>MOMMMY YOU DIDNT BUY ME A GOLD CHAIN EVEN THOUGH I WAS A GOOD BOY AND SUCKED NO AGP RIDDLED COCKS ON METH *steatorrheas self*
khamzat chimaev smesh soon. another muslim champ in the making.
translation: "khamzat, brazza, you are fucked if your gameplan is a quick sub, you should just go out on your shield and hope for a fluke heem"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c54bFX1I7tU
Bo sisters... don't look
>>149904924Haramzat is a kafir
>>149904951Khabib can say something that's basically the exact same take that the majority of the MMA community has on a fight, and the comments will be full of 85iq third worlders fawning over what a great mind for combat sports he has
>>149904951Heโs right that Dricus boxing is ass if you make him move backwards
>>149904951didnt this guy get dropped by former lw gilbert burns
>>149904982No khabib never fought Gilbert burns
If Khamzat loses to Dricus, Khabib and his team will be secretly celebrating, they've never liked each other, to the point that Khamzat and Abubakr got into a physical altercation a few years ago. Khamzat is also openly friends with guys like Ilia and Arman
Khatiramisu never fought Tony
>>149904952>Say hello to a REAL contender, Reinier de Ridder!rare extremely based call from fitzgerald
>>149904862Yeah your dick is short alright. Motherfucker
Just tanked a tin of wild planet deenz king redit are trash in comparison
>>149904954That is Haramzat, he doesn't exist anymore
khabib is right. khamzat has a better chance of trying to land one big shot. but he's also getting fucked up badly every minute of pure striking.
Khabib is right. Hayyim Vital explicitly stated that the soul of a woman cannot become a dybbuk because women do not participate in the process of gilgul. Rather, their souls are sent directly to gehenna, where they are punished for their sins.
>>149905017I'm here brothers
I don't know how but I made it back, but I'm here
GAYNA ANNOUNCEMENT TONIGHT
You'll never guess what happened to me
If khamzat champion I don't wanna hear shit about how bad whittaker is anymore from you fucking faggots
>>149905074it's just the WW title announcement ZZZ
>>149905074OMG MY BUSSY IS QUIVERINGGG
>>149900750If. You get beaten by Jon, the man who beats everyone, you're not good. Got it
WHATS UP EVERYBODY WE GOT A BADASS CARD HERE FOLKS THATS RIGHT
HOLLY HOLM
>>149904889The best friend of Steve unemployeds
>>149905074wake up shitril gayne
Dricus needs to shoot on Khamzat
>>149905074gane vs lewis 2 for the vacant undisputed title
>>149905096your melanin is showing again toby *whipcrack*
>>149905097im assuming this will be held in the world famous apex
>>149905126There's literally nothing stopping you from looking like Holly Holm.
>>149905123Is it!? Niiiiiice :D
>>149904951This is objectively the correct gameplan yes
Khamzat is a mediocre striker but he's still a world above Dricus technically.
If Khamzat just stands his ground and counters, which he's proven able to do, the knockout will come naturally.
However, that's just not who Khamzat is. He can't pace himself. He WILL force the wrestling and make things unnecessarily risky
tom aspinall vs salt papi
live from adin ross kick channel
KODY FUCKING STEEEEEEEEEELE
Reminder I could LITERALLY shoot you chop up your body with a chainsaw and feed them to alligators in the Everglades and there would be zero hard evidence linking me directly to any part of that hypothetical crime.
Kody "Coconut Bombs" Steele
Is there any active fighters who can defeat Tom Aspinall?
>>149905189I'm too sexy, you'd keep my corpse as a fuckdoll and the smell of decay would betray you
>>149905198It's entirely possible that you have autogynephilia.
It's up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSsPaUDwrjg
the guy on the left is ufc welterweight alex morono
>Tom Aspinall's Fight Lab
>>149905299Goddard should have DQ'd Nate here but he's a giant pussy
>>149904575Unironically that's a good advice even though it came from a genetic freak who probably never experienced hardship
>>149905299PPV main event
>>149905299marc goddard babysitting two 40 year old men
BACK TO BACK GANE THREADS
>>149905375this is a gayne thread actually
Glad to finally be able to talk about the fights.
I just didn't get Porier, even in the last 10 seconds he didn't try anything risky. Imagine it's your last chance to go to a nightclub before you're become an adult, you'd go all out, you wouldn't sit there all reserved at a table. I said I'd be sad to see him lost his retirement fight but I can feel too bad for him
>>149905417*whipcrack* fields. now.
>>149905430How much joy do I bring to your life? You should thanks me. I can almost mentally leek into your room and see how much fun you have, with that big stupid grin
>Mum, I said it to him again
>>149905417shut the fuck up paki
>this is a gayne thread actually
the fact of the matter is that gane sells ppvs. gane puts butts in seats. gane keeps tko group holdings afloat almost singlehandedly.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>149905481Huh, what? That caught me off guard. Why have you been so nasty to me?
Unprovoked
Talmbout ozzy's assbourne?
Bruh I'm actually crying right now fuck
>>149905715MAMA I'M COMING HOME *dies*
RIP to Ozzy! What a real one
Dana announcement later today. Expect Islam vs JDM to be made official, gaethje vs Paddy, rumours that Aspinall will be instated as interim champ but probably bs. Let's work
I tried soo hard to like his music but I just couldnt,the only song I like of his is a cover of a motorhead one
ozzy
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RIP Bussy Osborn legend of da sport never meddim
anonymous rumors of anonymous sources confirm Ciryl "Bon Gamin" Gane vs tom
Ozzy Osbourne never made a good album
115 minutes of waging left
>>149905846Gane by Gane choke
Porier, Ozzy. They say death comes in threes. Expect a mysterious yachting accident soon enough
>>149905904unironic banger
>>149905846Gane by heel hook
>>149905908>got the fairytale ending with the sendoff package>going to ruin it all by getting knucked by mike perrysmdh
Anyone have the webm the Glover the
damn the Movsar v Aaron Pico fight got cancelled
>>149905945Movsar pulled out. He should be cut.
>>149905945I didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time.
Who is the Ozzy Osbourne of mma?
>>149905945Itโs going to be the co-main of 319
That and Aspinall/Gane are the announcements
I found a great song for fellow gane chads truly encompasses the ganesque movement of transcendental martial arts
https://youtu.be/r2Ccga81kOI?si=7OqP1_t7uiqEMX2p
>>149905976The sultry minx unironically
Colour me surprised the wonk nose abdul doesnโt like ozzys music lmao
Tom in Abu Dhabi means theyโre gonna go with Islam for MSG in November
>>149905846The Legend is back, no looking back now.
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jdm went life and death with belal and he's supposed to sleem pisslam?
>>149906023It fucking sucks you knobhead genxer
>>149906064yeah bro pisslam's never gone life and death with anybody nor been knocked the fuck out by a complete can
>>149906098Fairies Wear Boots is a serious banger brev
>ganeposting
It's been six years bros. Let it go.
https://x.com/redcorner_mma/status/1947728097274695805?s=46
Ganebros, it is finally our time. After this, no one will question our skill or championship mettle.
Joe Rogan wacking off to the thought of leg kicking chimpanzees.
I have come to dislike Joe Rogan
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>>149906114>trying to stop the typhoon of Gane posts that will follow his title fight announcement with a ratty little umbrellalol! lmao!
>>149906146Looking forward to Tom Smaching Ganes head
>>149906141He doesn't give a fuck. He's writing an awesome comedy special on his yacht
Finally Game (Gane + meme) will die permanently
>>149906064No? Islam is a big favorite, only r/heem BDStards are sure heโll lose
>>149906120Gane has this, he is about to download him
If tom doesn't finish Gane inside 2 minutes. Jon wins
>>149906187Good thing he has a habit of finishing his opponents extremely quickly
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>Smaching
Gane will expose Tom's striking as shallow and explosive and blitzy with limited on-the-fly adjustments, and if he can survive the first takedown or 2, Tom will gas and have to keep it standing while throwing more and more labored strikes.
Gane 48-47 UD.
If Gane wins the title then Gane wins
>>149906202Ciryl Gane: has a heel hook victory
Tom Aspinall: Hapsloded his leg succumbing to a heel hook
"If you wanna be the champion, you gotta be the champion" - Ciryl Gane
Jon will beat Tom via proxy.
pepe
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>Gane main event
>Euro timezone card
WE EATIN'
>>149906227nah Gane needs to do everything possible to keep it standing. do not give Tom a chance to gain top position, he's very good there
>>149906200I fucking love Nigel Thornberry. He's got the dream life (loving wife, loving kids and pets, travels the world and sees amazing things)
damn guys, im a huge fan of ozzy and sabbath
Tombros i can't lie i'm little bit scared but we will win surely right
>>149906202Gane got held down by fucking Volkov, if Tom doesnโt finish him in round 1 (unlikely) he can just fall back on wrestling
>>149906202His technique only got better striking wise
Tomfaggots are so fucking scared
let's see who the schizo is when gane shows up totally ungrappleable
Gane by vicious TKO wear he clips the back of Tom's head with an overhand right and Tom stanky legs and shreds both of his knees
>>149906187>If Tom doesn't finish inside GaneAYO PAUSE MY NIGGA
The eye pokes will be there for Gane, nut shots too
>>149906300Gane will viciously pin Tom and win via Estradiol injection
>>149906259He didn't expect Volkov to wrestle at all and still won. He will be mentally dialed in for Tom's blast doubles.
>>149906263Agreed. It is terrible how the MMA 4eddit fandom keeps trying to ignore that Gane is elite and the best technical striker in HW history. Disgusting, parasocial leech "fans."
>>149906278Assuming Gane can defend the TD, it's a real fight.
>>149906278I just want you to know I've made a formal complaint about earlier
Where are the tag team matches, Ari?
Gane has been saving his heem for this
>Jones bitching out of fighting Magumba
>Magumba fucking off
>Gane getting a title shot off one win
>Gane taking a dive for Jones
>Jones bitching out of fighting Tom
>Jones abusing the elderly
>Jones bitching out of fighting Tom
>Volkov getting robbed
>Gane getting a title shot off one win
this is fucking shit the only thing that can generate hype is the hypothetical shitposting if Gane pulls through
>>149906316>still won Debatable and he got held down for an entire round by a fighter with ass grappling, this is obviously assuming that Tom doesnโt just Heem him in round 1 since he got dropped by fat alcoholic shoey man
>>149906113Its sounds too jazzy for my liking ,howbout (you) listen to this
https://youtu.be/IT-T7aH__i8?si=moXQuWCglKETwd7h
The higher the opponents winstreak is the better is Islam, and JDM has been on a 22 fight win streak.
>Charles was on an 11 fight winning streak, submitted round 2
>FV Goat Volkanovski was decisionated ending his 20 fight win streak, knocked out in the rematch, because he figured him out. Would have done it in the first if the UFC allowed 6 round fights.
>Moicano was on a 4 fight win streak, subbed in round 1
>Struggled against aged out dustbin, got outstruck , most of his takedowns stuffed, only managed to outgrapple him at the end
Tony forsaw this, he's purposely throwing fight to knock out Islam with one punch.
>>149906361We'll find out soon
Tom. Tom will heem. Yeah that's what i think.
The result has been foreshadowed
>>149906438Tom is gonna retire his ass to shitty straight to dvd movies? Chills!
Oink Plessis piggiesโฆ.EPOzat isnโt real r-right?
Tom is White therefore I will never pick against him. Even if the odds are insurmountable. We cannot follow them.
Poles aren't white, i am afraid.
Tom is basically a gypsy
>>149906486Didn't start training MMA until 27 btw. Started Muay Thai at 24
kekkkkkkk all this yapping from Tom only to lose the title on his first defense
*hits blunt* whiteness is a concept
>>149906491They arenโt heโs going to be -400 because Gane is ass
reddit tier Gane meme needs to stop
>>149906146>in October KEK
TOM IS FUCKED
Gane and his sissies are unstoppable during Locktober
>>149906533He is technically not a champion, he never fought for the undisputed title
>>149906545Hmm I think you might be retarded
The world would be a better place if the neet bongs on here lost total access to the internet. Their pathetic homerism is so desperate and limp
>>149906581>neetIt's 20:31. Everyone is home from work.
Gane downloads him in the first 2 rounds and heel hooks him on the 4th
>>149906581it's half 8 pal, leave your house
>>149906585>>149906604Time means nothing to you freaks
My enemies are many
My equals are none
Mad to think how much stronger Ozzy's immune system must have been compared to Khamzat's
gane
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>>149906575*heel hooks you*
*turns it the wrong way*
>>149906581Thereโs several bong Gane posters. Amerifats are not handling your zero champions status well at all I fear
>>149906601Jordan Wright should be beside Tony
Facts = Gane subbed fighters using heel hooks and Tom was subbed by a Heel hook
>>149905312He was heemed by the monophtalmic corpse of Bisping, by Yole and by Jan. That sounds pretty rough.
>>149906687>Gane subbed fighters using heel hooksGane has one win via heel hook
The fuck even is a Bon Gamin?
>>149906725Buen Gaming or good gaming in english
>>149906725The pinnacle of Martial arts
The fuck is a Gracie Bon?
Are Gane and Aspenballs actually scheduled to fight?
>>149906725Bon means good
Gamin means gaming
>>149906769Dana is announcing it tonight
>>149906725Reckon it means ''young lad'' or ''good chap'' in frog
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jones aspinall is still what the people want
>>149906800>redditsuck on a shotgun you dirty poojeet
*throws dirty diaper panties across room*
KWAB
>>149906479TJ needs a refund on his hair transplant
>>149906479Looks like the unending strain of living under the boot of Khadyrov has affected AIDSmaevโฆ
my zoomer brother has no idea who topuria is but hes seen ruffy on tiktok
>>149906565locktober lows
>>149906565he got dropped by tuivasa in a fight schedule in october
Tom of Finland title reing begins now
>>149907005What happened afterwards?
"The Legend" Anshul Jubli
>Is that Nina Drama aura farming with the Fighting Nerds? Now this I've gotta see!
>>149906678And every single one of you is a dead end loser. Angry neet buzzards swarming a post immediately because you literally have nothing better to do. You're a genetic abomination
>>149907071Being trolled be a retard is infinitely more embarrassing than merely being a troll.
the ultimate fighting center has traded movsar evloev for ONE's zebastion kaadestam
>>149907063You literally have sex with men.
>>149907085Bodied that freak.
>>149907085>Being trolled be a retardSaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>149907085Being inbred with a tenuous grasp on English grammar while also leeching off your parents and the government means your opinion does not matter whatsoever. I'll be surprised if more than 5 people attend your funeral. No more (You)s, faggot. Enjoy the permanent misery and nothingness of your remaining years. Only thing you can look forward to is beating the response speed record of your last reply because you sit in your cuck chair endlessly refreshing 4chan.
>>149907154>implying I'm the other anon
>>149907154bro went full attack mode :skull:
Toby you black bastard where have you been can't talk rn but leave me a story to read
very scary implications are being thrown around fearfully I admit
>>149907154Keep oinkin', piglet!
Stop pretending to be me thanks
guys stop fighting new coral on the tube
>>149907154gotdam that's a murda
many people are seeing red
>>149907154Dude is fuckin steamin lmao
>>149907221is that not a dude
>>149907154the threads auto-update
When i see red it's over i fear i can't control the demon inside
>>149907249ive seen his penis
Gay sex with the mexican poster fraid so
auuugh my demon is coming out I've got going and I can't stop!
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>149907182I can't say, but look at pic related and think about the name of that Hair styling procedure. I can't believe they did it to me for a second time, I thought I'd never see this place again. Somehow I beat the odds
>>149907249Certain individuals in this thread hope so
>>149907154Worthless motherfucking swine.
WMS
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>>149907154what the fuck did you just say about me?
>>149907154HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>149907197rhea ripley gaped my anus
>>149907337Gayne lost his last two fights in embarrasing fashion. Best part? Tom will KO him in R1 and he'll go back to making gay little movies full of niggers.
>>149907368We donโt do racisms here
>>149907400Apologies. I meant niggas.
Jonathan โSkinny Negroโ Jones.
>>149907154OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stop saying that word guys it's time to class up your vocabulary.
GMT bros we are fucking feasting this saturday
My sources are telling me Jon Jones is black african
>>149907456Jon "Raped Faggot" Jones
>>149907527You're an eggplant
>>149907619Thereโs nothing wrong with being raped and gaped
>>149907652Better an eggplant than a nigger
>>149907685Ohnonono he doesn't know
>>149907154amerilards are BROILING
Lookin zesty status? Which current ufc fighter has the most sugar in his tank?
It's all over Asspississy...the belt...hand it over
>>149907745defo Tomala Asspissnal
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>Conor fuck you my brother snorts more than you and i beat your ass twice.
>>149907745Sugar in his tank you say ? I think uhhhhh ahuhuuuhรนu hmmm uuuhhh
Poatan vs Ankalaturd will be the co-main of Asspissnal vs Gane.
>>149907827does he think he looks tough posing like that?
>>149907851Pooptan will never fight for a title again
>>149907868Point being is that the UFC robbed us of some good fights because Daner is too busy touching kids with his friend Orange pedophile kippa merchant
>>149907827nick don't do blow nigga that's all fent and addy
>>149907745Arman and it's not even close.
>>149897717 (OP)Maxi pad VS patchy the pup
>>149907154dont break kayfabe my nigger
>>149907927Fuck i hated that bum but now i have to respect him
>>149907154I think this is the burger that said that the bongs are consistently the worst posters around, I think he really has it out for them
>>149907827Nate needs to stop ducking Schaub
>>149907154BODIED THAT FREAK
>>149908125yeah he will inevitably lose (again) probably cause he's so bad
The silliest thing in the world is when khabib insulted conor for changing his language into english while khabibs shithole changed not only their language to bulgarian but also their flag to pidorstan
>>149908190Name one Gane loss
>>149908125Looking forward to Tom retiring him.
>>149908125Many are saying this
Gane is....a tomato I can
>>149908199What did Khabeast say now to get ya clitty cage moist?
>>149908207I'm afraid the only one retiring will be Bussyspinall after Gane makes him join the vegetable 'tard club with his son.
>>149908199>nigga still talmbout khabib vs conor>7 years on
Tom may win but one thing is certain shit will still be in his shoes
>>149908242BDStards remain moist for their Khadaddy sadly
Gane is sending that piece of shit to hell. Gane is the judge. The power of life and death has been bestowed upon Him. Tom's punishment will be severe and eternal. By Gane's decree
IT'S UP
https://x.com/mikeheck_jr/status/1947758819724992525?s=46
The "high IQ" side of the Gane meme seems to have disappeared completely why are you guys so mad
>Gane wins
>Win
>Aspinal wins
>Win
Literally cannot lose 2bqhwyl
Now that the dust has settled, and Ciryl Gane has downloaded wrestling, it's clear we'll actually see the rematch against Jones at the white house. Jon will easily accept, expecting an easy rematch at the white house. It's all coming together as planned.
Gane disintegrates Tom with a crystal
>>149908276I like your pre-cope
>>149908328No one understands what you're talking about
>>149908353Same reason Gane tapped to jones cuddling his neck
Tom trapped in the Gane-Dome like Pauly Shore in Bio-Dome
uh guys jones already vacated why are you doing this still
Fellow tom aspinall fans...im so scared im shaking with fear, as soon as i saw the fight booked I shat my pants from the fear.......
>>149908392Dirty diaper Donald personally requested that Jon fight at the White House
Will we see another cuck trolley in Tomala's future? The heel is certainly there for GOATne
Tombros... we know Gane can wrestle too now right... I don't know if my clitty cage can take what we're about to witness...
Ganecels are supposed to be classy, what happened
>>149908392Yeah I have no clue whats going on in this thread and I don't like it
>>149908402As soon as I read about your fear I saw red, but it wasn't from anger it was from an American style heart murmur
>>149908408it's weird how nobody really memed this at the time but since tom became interim champ now everyone's been rushing to use this and make tom look like a can
>>149908431Tightened their cages too enthusiastically
>>149908412I've even bought a protective cage for my clitty cage, but it's beginning to melt
Gane has a special walkout prepared for this fight. He will climb up the walls of the arena, suspend himself from the ceiling where he will pupate and enter a shimmering golden cocoon in which he will metamorphosize and after some time emerge as a beautiful pure white pegasus, soaring into the octagon on gilded wings
>>149908431passionate tomcels have increased the venom all around. gane has never fought someone with real fangirls.
>>149907023if you get dropped by tuivasa i aint sure what to tell you bro