Thread 149897717

GAYne lost.

this is the thread

Which C level prelimer are you morons obsessing with on a personal level nowadays?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aND_2UcXrx8

Based Guru having the time of his life, love to see it.

>>149897717 (OP)
WHAT???
But tons of people kept saying on /heem/ that gane was good. DID THEY LIE?? AGAIN??

good thread

>>149900853
I agree my friend

heemcycle

GREAT thread

>>149897717 (OP)
Lose the battle.
Win the war.

where would you rank various mma fighters according to their meng size and endurance in bed?

there goes magaysia being gay again

mma is inherently gay

There is literally nothing gay about MMA.

>>149903778
What makes you say that?

mma is not gay enough

>>149903797
The hair transplant has failed...

>>149903759
Is that country in africa or what, lazy to research

There's no proof that i have had gay sex.

>>149903820
yeah africa, closer to south africa than you'd imagine

2 minutes is 8x longer than 15 seconds
this is the only mma math you'll ever need

It's just art man, no proof.

>>149903849
Uhmm actually many people are having straight sex in finland

>Main card in 8pm
My allah bless Ari

This bong is faggot obsessed with Tom of Finland.

How would MMA Guru and Demetrius Johnson handle 2 Panthers 2 bear cubs and a slightly aggressive pitbull?

>>149903928
Guru would just throw DJ at them and sprint at an impressive speed to safety

>>149903928
guru eats all 5 and then dj makes a void breakdown vid

>>149903915
Nah i reckon he is right, the birthrate in finland is very low, 1.32 per woman, it's japan tier

>>149903876
did a jdm fan make this whole thing just to gaslight people into thinking he's bigger than he is

Guru says the 2 bear cubs are irrelevant he would try to growl and intimidate the Panthers while Mighty Mouse takes out the pitbull quickly then they could try to team up on the Panthers but its still super risky.

*imanari rolls towards you*

Might throw all my hawk tuah coin bags on RDR. Shits worth fuck all now anyways

Tom Aspinal hasn't fought since last fucking year

>>149903983
your what

>>149903992
He gets heemed by THE black beast

>>149903992
Gane will bring back order and activity to the heavyweight division.

>>149904004
He cute

I have bad thoughts

>>149903993
He said his hawk tuah coins

>>149904004
Triple Z

>>149903993
My hawk tuah coins you freak

he named his kids Bob and Donald

>>149904091
I was just telling him this

My mom said she was gonna buy me a gold chain while she was on vacation in Italy but they were too expensive and she didnt because gold prices are "at an all time high" fucking lying bitch.

Sometimes I lay awake at night and wonder if the "mma ain't litty" guy is ok

>needs more salt

SOON

Justin "Big Litty" Willis

>>149904134
Stand yer base

>>149904146
what about the
>mma
>real sport
with the laughing canelo pic

the ufc has abandoned the nickal project

Mma
https://youtube.com/shorts/y7MAFHGQrfI?si=FHc3w-Pqd_gjJWbm

>be harrispinall
>complains about jones being inactive
>jones gets the boot
>doesnt even announce his next opponent
heres your active champion, bro

UFC 6 Campaign Mode: I Am Lionheart

You relive Anthony Smith's career and play as the opponents that beat him

>>149904173
Once a week for him

>>149904224
Lionheart was one acting performance away from beating Jon Jones via DQ

>>149904254
Yeah there's gonna be a cutscene where Smith is shelling up on the ground and Jon Anik is screaming about his heart and determination

>>149904317
ken glamrock 27 cocks sucked

>>149904224
Only way I buy an PS6

>>149904327
Oh you fucking nigger

before we had emmett, ken shamrock was the face of the ufc

>>149897717 (OP)
man Gane is such a smug french turd

truth nuke

>>149904364
Schaubs been hitting some based takes recently. He SOUNDED OFF on the death of the UFC and was disturbingly on point

>>149903849
Levels

I broke my back!

Thpinal.

Tom Spinal

Wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly wooooaah

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!

>>149904433
Darling hold my hand!

>>149904388
you win some you lose somd

I never want to see Charles fight again

Finland is like literally Japan of the west. Anime.

Sean Strickland is the favourite for 2025 KWABOTY

Tawlmbout Spinal b? Tawbout Killer Instinct? Tawlmbout Ray Borg Killer Instinct DLC?

I'm not even long enough for the weightlifting strap

>>149904465
I'm voting for Bo Nickal

>>149904465
nah it's bo niglet

bo nickel is still going to be champ, this is a necessary bump in the road that will give him the growth he needs

AYO SEAN GOT RIZZAPED LMAO

Bo Nickal here, I have accepted the mission, I will be sent to Mars.

sean lost like a fucking warrior. he's not a bitch.

IC1s... It's finnbeast due to sanctioning circumstances beyond my control I will only be posting from tomorrow anyone with this flag posting from about when Usyk won the pillowtap until now is non sanctioned. Respectfully bruders hh

and that kid's name was joshua van

I bet Joe Rogan is having so much fun on that yacht

Hey /heem/, achieve, believe, conceive. Cheers and have a good day.

IC1s more like icy weiners

conceive, believe, achieve, shut the fuck up.

>>149904600
average bloke versus a fucking samurai

>>149903876
I can see JDM defending multiple times then going up and beating the shit out of middleweight with ease

Wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly

Woo woaaaaah!

>>149904626
He's 5"10

>>149904631
That's the height of Daniel "DC" Cormier, one of the greatest heavyweights of all time.

>>149904631
he cuts like a motherfucker though, stocky is harder to take down and the main selling point is that no one is even remotely close to his boxing skills in that division

>>149904642
He's small as shit. Islam probably has a bigger frame

>>149904642
this ain't boxing, bucko

Spent too much time gooning this camp man

The unthinkable happened

times have changed

You know you show your real true colors after a fight and Bisping told Luke Rockhold
"I knocked you out twice now you fucking pussy. Faggot"

All of which was entirely true and real.

*points to the canvas*
Immediately shits the bed and dies

>>149904662
not an argument, rules don't apply to dricus

>>149904704
why did you say that aloud

Oceanian fighters are onions

Chicken DuPlessis

BMF Honorable Mention Dustin Poirier

so you think you're a dogfighter

Two Time BMF Fight Loser Dustin Niggier

Just got a banking ad for sending money back home to loved ones in India.

>>149904746
well what are you waiting for?

>>149904755
jan found the antidote

Robocop taking it out on Herkwabsson wasn't right, when will this cycle of hatred stop? Ok with Jack because he can't heem, still

Joe Rogan loved pointing out the Jiri thrives in chaotic exchanges. Incredible insight from the Sicillian fruit

Don't be a rat, cause all rats get caught

>>149904796
*unsheathes cock*

>>149904713
Forgot about this. I honestly think this might be more embarrassing than getting dropped by Strickland.

DANA save me

Tried to ai animated a dance video from this image of Joanna and created a macabre monstrosity by accident. Thankfully the world will never see the uncanny horror I unwittingly created.

>>149904811
Wow man that's awesome

>>149904811
can you post it anyways

>>149904804
Bodied that freak.

OH N-

murder rape elbow

Can you carry a 177lb ball?

>>149904822
>bulge

>>149904843
what the fuck is an lb

>>149904843
Can you unshit my pants please?

>>149904847
lb is short for pound

>>149904844
Yeah I didnt tell it to make her trans btw that was an artistic liberty by the ai

>>149904854
My dick is short for pound mate

>>149904843
clinching that shit like it's Khaos Williams

He said his dick was short?

>>149904862
Zamn! George Soros shorted the pound

>>149904642
No he doesn’t. JDM is one of the smallest top WWs, only slightly bigger than Belal

Everyone wants the money fight with Chadlia

>tfw you think you’re dying of a terminal illness so you admit to the online community you frequent that you’re a literal sissy faggot and hard drug addict who fucks trannies and gets turned on by the thought of trooning out only to survive by some miracle and you still get bullied for it years later.
Call that a Sneed moment.

Good morning spammy.

https://youtu.be/3-SwfZGtThM
Romanian sl/heem/ starting in 5 min

>>149904635
Dummy drippy

khamzat chimaev smesh soon. another muslim champ in the making.

translation: "khamzat, brazza, you are fucked if your gameplan is a quick sub, you should just go out on your shield and hope for a fluke heem"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c54bFX1I7tU
Bo sisters... don't look

>>149904924
Haramzat is a kafir

>>149904951
Khabib can say something that's basically the exact same take that the majority of the MMA community has on a fight, and the comments will be full of 85iq third worlders fawning over what a great mind for combat sports he has

>>149904951
He’s right that Dricus boxing is ass if you make him move backwards

>>149904951
didnt this guy get dropped by former lw gilbert burns

>>149904982
No khabib never fought Gilbert burns

If Khamzat loses to Dricus, Khabib and his team will be secretly celebrating, they've never liked each other, to the point that Khamzat and Abubakr got into a physical altercation a few years ago. Khamzat is also openly friends with guys like Ilia and Arman

Khatiramisu never fought Tony

>>149904952
>Say hello to a REAL contender, Reinier de Ridder!
rare extremely based call from fitzgerald

>>149904862
Yeah your dick is short alright. Motherfucker

Just tanked a tin of wild planet deenz king redit are trash in comparison

>>149904954
That is Haramzat, he doesn't exist anymore

khabib is right. khamzat has a better chance of trying to land one big shot. but he's also getting fucked up badly every minute of pure striking.

Piece of trash

Khabib is right. Hayyim Vital explicitly stated that the soul of a woman cannot become a dybbuk because women do not participate in the process of gilgul. Rather, their souls are sent directly to gehenna, where they are punished for their sins.

Khabib is m-eat

>>149905017
I'm here brothers

I don't know how but I made it back, but I'm here

GAYNA ANNOUNCEMENT TONIGHT

You'll never guess what happened to me

If khamzat champion I don't wanna hear shit about how bad whittaker is anymore from you fucking faggots

>>149905074
it's just the WW title announcement ZZZ

>>149905074
OMG MY BUSSY IS QUIVERINGGG

>>149900750
If. You get beaten by Jon, the man who beats everyone, you're not good. Got it

WHATS UP EVERYBODY WE GOT A BADASS CARD HERE FOLKS THATS RIGHT
HOLLY HOLM

>>149904889
The best friend of Steve unemployeds

>>149905074
wake up shitril gayne

Dricus needs to shoot on Khamzat

>>149905074
gane vs lewis 2 for the vacant undisputed title

>>149905096
your melanin is showing again toby *whipcrack*

>>149905097
im assuming this will be held in the world famous apex

>>149905126
There's literally nothing stopping you from looking like Holly Holm.

>>149905123
Is it!? Niiiiiice :D

>>149904951
This is objectively the correct gameplan yes
Khamzat is a mediocre striker but he's still a world above Dricus technically.
If Khamzat just stands his ground and counters, which he's proven able to do, the knockout will come naturally.
However, that's just not who Khamzat is. He can't pace himself. He WILL force the wrestling and make things unnecessarily risky

tom aspinall vs salt papi
live from adin ross kick channel

KODY FUCKING STEEEEEEEEEELE

Reminder I could LITERALLY shoot you chop up your body with a chainsaw and feed them to alligators in the Everglades and there would be zero hard evidence linking me directly to any part of that hypothetical crime.

Kody "Coconut Bombs" Steele

Its entirely possible.

Is there any active fighters who can defeat Tom Aspinall?

>>149905189
I'm too sexy, you'd keep my corpse as a fuckdoll and the smell of decay would betray you

>>149905204
Achilles

>>149905198
It's entirely possible that you have autogynephilia.

It's up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSsPaUDwrjg

the guy on the left is ufc welterweight alex morono

>>149905299
Goddard should have DQ'd Nate here but he's a giant pussy

>>149904575
Unironically that's a good advice even though it came from a genetic freak who probably never experienced hardship

>>149905299
PPV main event

>>149905299
marc goddard babysitting two 40 year old men

BACK TO BACK GANE THREADS

>>149905375
this is a gayne thread actually

Sean R. Strickland

Glad to finally be able to talk about the fights.
I just didn't get Porier, even in the last 10 seconds he didn't try anything risky. Imagine it's your last chance to go to a nightclub before you're become an adult, you'd go all out, you wouldn't sit there all reserved at a table. I said I'd be sad to see him lost his retirement fight but I can feel too bad for him

>>149905417
*whipcrack* fields. now.

>>149905430
How much joy do I bring to your life? You should thanks me. I can almost mentally leek into your room and see how much fun you have, with that big stupid grin

>>149905417
shut the fuck up paki

GOAT

the fact of the matter is that gane sells ppvs. gane puts butts in seats. gane keeps tko group holdings afloat almost singlehandedly.

>>149905481
POTY

Ozzy got heemed by God

Rest in peace

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>149905481
Huh, what? That caught me off guard. Why have you been so nasty to me?

Unprovoked

I heemed Ozzy

Talmbout ozzy's assbourne?

Aussie Ausbourne

Bruh I'm actually crying right now fuck

>>149905715
kwab

>>149905715
MAMA I'M COMING HOME *dies*

For me it's war pigslam

RIP to Ozzy! What a real one

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM.

Dana announcement later today. Expect Islam vs JDM to be made official, gaethje vs Paddy, rumours that Aspinall will be instated as interim champ but probably bs. Let's work

Ufc 319 has no aura

I tried soo hard to like his music but I just couldnt,the only song I like of his is a cover of a motorhead one

RIP Bussy Osborn legend of da sport never meddim

anonymous rumors of anonymous sources confirm Ciryl "Bon Gamin" Gane vs tom

Ozzy Osbourne never made a good album

115 minutes of waging left

>>149905846
Gane by Gane choke

The bat heemed Ozzy

Porier, Ozzy. They say death comes in threes. Expect a mysterious yachting accident soon enough

Tim Eliot vs Kai Asakura

>>149905904
unironic banger

>>149905846
Gane by heel hook

>>149905908
Robbie Bawler

>>149905908
>got the fairytale ending with the sendoff package
>going to ruin it all by getting knucked by mike perry
smdh

Anyone have the webm the Glover the

damn the Movsar v Aaron Pico fight got cancelled

>>149905945
Movsar pulled out. He should be cut.

>>149905945
I didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time.

Who is the Ozzy Osbourne of mma?

>>149905945
It’s going to be the co-main of 319
That and Aspinall/Gane are the announcements

I found a great song for fellow gane chads truly encompasses the ganesque movement of transcendental martial arts
https://youtu.be/r2Ccga81kOI?si=7OqP1_t7uiqEMX2p

>>149905976
The sultry minx unironically

Colour me surprised the wonk nose abdul doesn’t like ozzys music lmao

Tom in Abu Dhabi means they’re gonna go with Islam for MSG in November

>>149905846
The Legend is back, no looking back now.

jdm went life and death with belal and he's supposed to sleem pisslam?

>>149906023
It fucking sucks you knobhead genxer

>>149905417
Monitor! OFF!

>>149906064
yeah bro pisslam's never gone life and death with anybody nor been knocked the fuck out by a complete can

>>149906098
Fairies Wear Boots is a serious banger brev

>ganeposting
It's been six years bros. Let it go.

https://x.com/redcorner_mma/status/1947728097274695805?s=46

Ganebros, it is finally our time. After this, no one will question our skill or championship mettle.

Joe Rogan wacking off to the thought of leg kicking chimpanzees.

I have come to dislike Joe Rogan

>>149906114
>trying to stop the typhoon of Gane posts that will follow his title fight announcement with a ratty little umbrella
lol! lmao!

>>149906146
Looking forward to Tom Smaching Ganes head

>>149906141
He doesn't give a fuck. He's writing an awesome comedy special on his yacht

Finally Game (Gane + meme) will die permanently

>>149906064
No? Islam is a big favorite, only r/heem BDStards are sure he’ll lose

>>149906141
Then fuck you

>>149906120
Gane has this, he is about to download him

If tom doesn't finish Gane inside 2 minutes. Jon wins

Smaching Pumpkins

>>149906187
Good thing he has a habit of finishing his opponents extremely quickly

Gane will expose Tom's striking as shallow and explosive and blitzy with limited on-the-fly adjustments, and if he can survive the first takedown or 2, Tom will gas and have to keep it standing while throwing more and more labored strikes.

Gane 48-47 UD.

If Gane wins the title then Gane wins

>>149906202
Ciryl Gane: has a heel hook victory
Tom Aspinall: Hapsloded his leg succumbing to a heel hook

"If you wanna be the champion, you gotta be the champion" - Ciryl Gane

Jon will beat Tom via proxy.

>Gane main event
>Euro timezone card
WE EATIN'

>>149906227
nah Gane needs to do everything possible to keep it standing. do not give Tom a chance to gain top position, he's very good there
>>149906200
I fucking love Nigel Thornberry. He's got the dream life (loving wife, loving kids and pets, travels the world and sees amazing things)

damn guys, im a huge fan of ozzy and sabbath

Tombros i can't lie i'm little bit scared but we will win surely right

>>149906202
Gane got held down by fucking Volkov, if Tom doesn’t finish him in round 1 (unlikely) he can just fall back on wrestling

>>149906202
His technique only got better striking wise

Tomfaggots are so fucking scared

let's see who the schizo is when gane shows up totally ungrappleable

Gane by vicious TKO wear he clips the back of Tom's head with an overhand right and Tom stanky legs and shreds both of his knees

>>149906187
>If Tom doesn't finish inside Gane
AYO PAUSE MY NIGGA

The eye pokes will be there for Gane, nut shots too

Reinier de Riddler

>>149906300
Gane will viciously pin Tom and win via Estradiol injection

>>149906259
He didn't expect Volkov to wrestle at all and still won. He will be mentally dialed in for Tom's blast doubles.
>>149906263
Agreed. It is terrible how the MMA 4eddit fandom keeps trying to ignore that Gane is elite and the best technical striker in HW history. Disgusting, parasocial leech "fans."
>>149906278
Assuming Gane can defend the TD, it's a real fight.

>>149906278
I just want you to know I've made a formal complaint about earlier

Where are the tag team matches, Ari?

Gane has been saving his heem for this

>Jones bitching out of fighting Magumba
>Magumba fucking off
>Gane getting a title shot off one win
>Gane taking a dive for Jones
>Jones bitching out of fighting Tom
>Jones abusing the elderly
>Jones bitching out of fighting Tom
>Volkov getting robbed
>Gane getting a title shot off one win
this is fucking shit the only thing that can generate hype is the hypothetical shitposting if Gane pulls through

>>149906316
>still won
Debatable and he got held down for an entire round by a fighter with ass grappling, this is obviously assuming that Tom doesn’t just Heem him in round 1 since he got dropped by fat alcoholic shoey man

>>149906113
Its sounds too jazzy for my liking ,howbout (you) listen to this
https://youtu.be/IT-T7aH__i8?si=moXQuWCglKETwd7h

when is dana going live?

The higher the opponents winstreak is the better is Islam, and JDM has been on a 22 fight win streak.
>Charles was on an 11 fight winning streak, submitted round 2
>FV Goat Volkanovski was decisionated ending his 20 fight win streak, knocked out in the rematch, because he figured him out. Would have done it in the first if the UFC allowed 6 round fights.
>Moicano was on a 4 fight win streak, subbed in round 1
>Struggled against aged out dustbin, got outstruck , most of his takedowns stuffed, only managed to outgrapple him at the end
Tony forsaw this, he's purposely throwing fight to knock out Islam with one punch.

Yole won

>>149906361
We'll find out soon

Tom. Tom will heem. Yeah that's what i think.

The result has been foreshadowed

>>149906438
Tom is gonna retire his ass to shitty straight to dvd movies? Chills!

Oink Plessis piggies….EPOzat isn’t real r-right?

Tom is White therefore I will never pick against him. Even if the odds are insurmountable. We cannot follow them.

Poles aren't white, i am afraid.
Tom is basically a gypsy

>>149906486
Didn't start training MMA until 27 btw. Started Muay Thai at 24

kekkkkkkk all this yapping from Tom only to lose the title on his first defense

*hits blunt* whiteness is a concept

>>149906491
They aren’t he’s going to be -400 because Gane is ass

reddit tier Gane meme needs to stop

>>149906146
>in October
KEK
TOM IS FUCKED
Gane and his sissies are unstoppable during Locktober

>>149906533
He is technically not a champion, he never fought for the undisputed title

>>149906545
Hmm I think you might be retarded

The world would be a better place if the neet bongs on here lost total access to the internet. Their pathetic homerism is so desperate and limp

>>149906581
>neet
It's 20:31. Everyone is home from work.

Gane downloads him in the first 2 rounds and heel hooks him on the 4th

>>149906581
it's half 8 pal, leave your house

>>149906585
>>149906604
Time means nothing to you freaks

>>149906581
Saar

My enemies are many
My equals are none

Mad to think how much stronger Ozzy's immune system must have been compared to Khamzat's

>>149906575
*heel hooks you*
*turns it the wrong way*

>>149906581
There’s several bong Gane posters. Amerifats are not handling your zero champions status well at all I fear

>>149906601
Jordan Wright should be beside Tony

Facts = Gane subbed fighters using heel hooks and Tom was subbed by a Heel hook

>>149905312
He was heemed by the monophtalmic corpse of Bisping, by Yole and by Jan. That sounds pretty rough.

I could heem you all

>>149906687
>Gane subbed fighters using heel hooks
Gane has one win via heel hook

The fuck even is a Bon Gamin?

>>149906725
Buen Gaming or good gaming in english

>>149906725
The pinnacle of Martial arts

The fuck is a Gracie Bon?

Are Gane and Aspenballs actually scheduled to fight?

>>149906725
Bon means good
Gamin means gaming

>>149906769
no

>>149906769
Dana is announcing it tonight

>>149906725
Reckon it means ''young lad'' or ''good chap'' in frog

jones aspinall is still what the people want

>>149906800
>reddit
suck on a shotgun you dirty poojeet

>>149906800
Woah.

*throws dirty diaper panties across room*
KWAB

>>149906479
TJ needs a refund on his hair transplant

>>149906903
sneed noooo!

>>149906479
Looks like the unending strain of living under the boot of Khadyrov has affected AIDSmaev…

>>149906725
Good blk boy

my zoomer brother has no idea who topuria is but hes seen ruffy on tiktok

>>149906565
locktober lows

>>149906565
he got dropped by tuivasa in a fight schedule in october

Tom of Finland title reing begins now

>>149906969
Levels.

>>149907005
What happened afterwards?

"The Legend" Anshul Jubli

>>149906678
And every single one of you is a dead end loser. Angry neet buzzards swarming a post immediately because you literally have nothing better to do. You're a genetic abomination

>>149907071
Being trolled be a retard is infinitely more embarrassing than merely being a troll.

the ultimate fighting center has traded movsar evloev for ONE's zebastion kaadestam

>>149907063
You literally have sex with men.

>>149907085
Bodied that freak.

>>149907085
>Being trolled be a retard

Saaaaaaaaaaaar

>>149907085
Being inbred with a tenuous grasp on English grammar while also leeching off your parents and the government means your opinion does not matter whatsoever. I'll be surprised if more than 5 people attend your funeral. No more (You)s, faggot. Enjoy the permanent misery and nothingness of your remaining years. Only thing you can look forward to is beating the response speed record of your last reply because you sit in your cuck chair endlessly refreshing 4chan.

who revved him

Do NOT redeem it!

>>149907154
>implying I'm the other anon

>>149907154
bro went full attack mode :skull:

Toby you black bastard where have you been can't talk rn but leave me a story to read

very scary implications are being thrown around fearfully I admit

>>149907154
Keep oinkin', piglet!

Stop pretending to be me thanks

guys stop fighting new coral on the tube

>>149907154

gotdam that's a murda

Freaked that body!

many people are seeing red

>>149907154
Dude is fuckin steamin lmao

>>149907221
is that not a dude

>>149907154
the threads auto-update

When i see red it's over i fear i can't control the demon inside

>>149907249
ive seen his penis

Gay sex with the mexican poster fraid so

auuugh my demon is coming out I've got going and I can't stop!
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>149907182
I can't say, but look at pic related and think about the name of that Hair styling procedure. I can't believe they did it to me for a second time, I thought I'd never see this place again. Somehow I beat the odds

>>149907249
Certain individuals in this thread hope so

>>149907154
Ooooooof.

STOP THE FIGHT REF!!!!!

>>149907154
Worthless motherfucking swine.

FACT: Gane Won.

>>149907154
what the fuck did you just say about me?

>>149907154
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>149907197
rhea ripley gaped my anus

>>149907337
Gayne lost his last two fights in embarrasing fashion. Best part? Tom will KO him in R1 and he'll go back to making gay little movies full of niggers.

>>149907269
which one?

>>149907368
We don’t do racisms here

>>149907400
Apologies. I meant niggas.

Jonathan “Skinny Negro” Jones.

>>149907154
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stop saying that word guys it's time to class up your vocabulary.

GMT bros we are fucking feasting this saturday

My sources are telling me Jon Jones is black african

Bo Nickar

Nah jk Bo Nigger

Bohemian Necropolis

>>149907456
Jon "Raped Faggot" Jones

>>149907527
You're an eggplant

>>149907619
There’s nothing wrong with being raped and gaped

>>149907652
Better an eggplant than a nigger

>>149907685
Ohnonono he doesn't know

>>149907702
?

>>149907154
amerilards are BROILING

Lookin zesty status? Which current ufc fighter has the most sugar in his tank?

It's all over Asspississy...the belt...hand it over

>>149907745
defo Tomala Asspissnal

>>149907745
Uhhh

>>149907745
Sugar in his tank you say ? I think uhhhhh ahuhuuuhùu hmmm uuuhhh

Poatan vs Ankalaturd will be the co-main of Asspissnal vs Gane.

>>149907827
does he think he looks tough posing like that?

>>149907851
Pooptan will never fight for a title again

>>149907868
Point being is that the UFC robbed us of some good fights because Daner is too busy touching kids with his friend Orange pedophile kippa merchant

>>149907827
nick don't do blow nigga that's all fent and addy

>>149907745
Arman and it's not even close.

>>149907927
>addy
*meth

>>149897717 (OP)
Maxi pad VS patchy the pup

>>149907154
dont break kayfabe my nigger

>>149907927
Fuck i hated that bum but now i have to respect him

>>149907154
I think this is the burger that said that the bongs are consistently the worst posters around, I think he really has it out for them

>>149907827
Nate needs to stop ducking Schaub

>>149907154
BODIED THAT FREAK

Gane is... Inevitable.

>>149908125
yeah he will inevitably lose (again) probably cause he's so bad

The silliest thing in the world is when khabib insulted conor for changing his language into english while khabibs shithole changed not only their language to bulgarian but also their flag to pidorstan

>>149908190
Name one Gane loss

>>149908125
Looking forward to Tom retiring him.

>>149908125
Many are saying this

Gane is....a tomato I can

>>149908199
What did Khabeast say now to get ya clitty cage moist?

>>149908207
I'm afraid the only one retiring will be Bussyspinall after Gane makes him join the vegetable 'tard club with his son.

>>149908199
>nigga still talmbout khabib vs conor
>7 years on

Tom may win but one thing is certain shit will still be in his shoes

>>149908242
BDStards remain moist for their Khadaddy sadly

Gane is sending that piece of shit to hell. Gane is the judge. The power of life and death has been bestowed upon Him. Tom's punishment will be severe and eternal. By Gane's decree

>>149907913
Holy kek!

IT'S UP
https://x.com/mikeheck_jr/status/1947758819724992525?s=46

The Gane with the plan

The "high IQ" side of the Gane meme seems to have disappeared completely why are you guys so mad

>Gane wins
>Win
>Aspinal wins
>Win
Literally cannot lose 2bqhwyl

Now that the dust has settled, and Ciryl Gane has downloaded wrestling, it's clear we'll actually see the rematch against Jones at the white house. Jon will easily accept, expecting an easy rematch at the white house. It's all coming together as planned.

Gane disintegrates Tom with a crystal

>>149908276
I like your pre-cope

>>149908328
No one understands what you're talking about

Why did she tap?

>>149908353
Same reason Gane tapped to jones cuddling his neck

Tom trapped in the Gane-Dome like Pauly Shore in Bio-Dome

uh guys jones already vacated why are you doing this still

Fellow tom aspinall fans...im so scared im shaking with fear, as soon as i saw the fight booked I shat my pants from the fear.......

>>149908392
Dirty diaper Donald personally requested that Jon fight at the White House

Will we see another cuck trolley in Tomala's future? The heel is certainly there for GOATne

Gamrot

Tombros... we know Gane can wrestle too now right... I don't know if my clitty cage can take what we're about to witness...

Ganecels are supposed to be classy, what happened

>>149908392
Yeah I have no clue whats going on in this thread and I don't like it

>>149908402
As soon as I read about your fear I saw red, but it wasn't from anger it was from an American style heart murmur

>>149908408
it's weird how nobody really memed this at the time but since tom became interim champ now everyone's been rushing to use this and make tom look like a can

>>149908431
Tightened their cages too enthusiastically

new
>>149903247
>>149903247
>>149903247

>>149908412
I've even bought a protective cage for my clitty cage, but it's beginning to melt

Gane has a special walkout prepared for this fight. He will climb up the walls of the arena, suspend himself from the ceiling where he will pupate and enter a shimmering golden cocoon in which he will metamorphosize and after some time emerge as a beautiful pure white pegasus, soaring into the octagon on gilded wings

>>149908431
passionate tomcels have increased the venom all around. gane has never fought someone with real fangirls.

>>149907023
if you get dropped by tuivasa i aint sure what to tell you bro