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ATL: Drake Baldwin went 3-for-5 with two doubles and a career-high six RBI to lead the Braves to a 9-5 win over the Giants
ATH: Max Muncy is day-to-day with a right hand contusion after X-rays came back negative for any fractures
KC: Royals manager Matt Quatraro confirmed that Rich Hill will start on Tuesday against the Cubs
CWS: Chase Meidroth went 4-for-5 with three doubles and a run scored in an 8-3 win over the Rays on Monday
NYM: Edwin Díaz struck out three in a row in the ninth against the Angels in picking up his 20th save Monday
KC: Salvador Perez blasted a pair of two-run homers on Monday, powering the Royals to a 12-4 blowout victory over the Cubs
TOR: Jeff Hoffman struck out the side in the ninth to pick up a save Monday against the Yankees
CLE: Tanner Bibee yielded five runs — three earned — in seven innings Monday in a victory over the Orioles
CIN: Elly De La Cruz walked three times and picked up his 26th stolen base of the season in Monday’s loss to the Nationals
PHI: Phillies stun Red Sox with walk-off catcher's interference call not seen in more than 50 years

>>149899888 (OP)
Doyers

doyers

Jays

>>149899888 (OP)
CHECKED

sit the FUCK down

support bird-named teams

doyers

BIG WILLY

Mets

BIG DICK WILLIE

>>149899900
>Every other team in the east lost
Sweet

AN OHTANIAN BLAST (X2)

>>149899904
>blow gays
>gloryholes
>gaybirds
Shan't.

For me it's reptiles

Willy!

BREWERS BABY WOOO

BIG WILLIE STYLE

>>149899904
>Radbourn is also known for being the first person photographed gesturing the middle finger. In 1886, an image was captured of him "flipping off" a member of the New York Giants in a team photo.

Mococo poster is actually a Doyerpaco

DOYAS

>>149899921
whats wrong with that dude bottom right?

B I G
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D I C K
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W I L L I E
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>>149899888 (OP)
blessed get

>>149899884
birding is cool, fishing is cooler

freddie :)

For me it’s Fly Fishing

DOUBLE DICK WILLY

doyerpacos are an entire AB behing kek

>>149899892
>roos are everywhere
I find that hard to wrap my mind around. they seem so uniquely exotic in my mind. yeah, deer, rabbits and squirrels are a daily sighting where I live. fox, groundhogs, possums and skunk are abundant here also.

>>149899891
>mookie lost 20 pounds! it's not his fault!
that story is bullshit. a human doesn't lost 20 pounds of muscle in a couple weeks. that was water weight and fat, MAYBE a bit of muscle if he truly couldn't keep any food down. i'm tired of these excuses. the truth is that he's old and spending too much time fucking around trying to be a podcaster and entertainer instead of working on his swing.

>>149899933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu-RxCqop98
One of my favorite movie scenes ever

>>149899930
if you only knew how bad things...

>>149899884
We love fishing, don't we folks?

doyerpacos on the seethe?

>>149899949
Cuck on a duck? idk

>>149899933
>>149899947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnz7BQ7lxJQ

>>149899949
> a homosapien on an enlarged avian

fug D:

now the doyerpacos only have to face sub .500 teams in the playoffs and then they have a chance kek

what the fuck was that

>>149899943
I think it's mostly he's pressing too hard at the plate because the team isn't scoring as much as it should. he used to have one of the lowest swing rates at balls of the plate and there's no way that's the case right now. I'm sure playing ss has worn him down some also.

Good hustle by Freddie

Freddie you dumbass

>>149899942
I live in the middle of Sydney city so im not great at talking to what normal animal life is like but I see a lot of bandicoots, bats, spiders and birds
havent seen a snake (even in the wild) in like 2 years

>>149899954
#rentfree miguel

we're winning and will continue to do so while you struggle against the dbags

Freddie Freeman v Jim Abbot doing a handstand
Who rounds the bases faster?

thanks, dino ebel... another fuck up, like telling pages to hold at 3rd yesterday

freddie slow as hell

i quit fishing years ago because i couldn't shake the feeling that i was simply torturing animals for fun. i miss it a lot. if i ever start up again, it'll be strictly barbless hooks. thanks for readin me blog, go anals odgers

you slow FUCK

>>149899949
Willard on a Mallard?

Seven run rally incoming

jlmi

>First for Sox!
>May we never loose again!

may meltdown incoming

Rangers won btw

>>149899942
what are skunks like? are they actually something you actively avoid because they'll spray ya or are they somewhat chill unless you make aggressive movements? (could you feed and pat one with some patience?)

it's ichirover

>>149899930
He was thinking about punching out batters.

>William Mitchell Nash (June 24, 1865 – November 15, 1929) was an American Major League Baseball third baseman. He played 15 seasons in the majors, from 1884 to 1898. He served as player-manager of the Philadelphia Phillies in 1896, and in 1901 he umpired 101 games in the National League.

>>149899982
you just have to embrace the circle of life mindset otherwise hooking writhing worms can eat away at you.

>>149899947
>>149899957
Underrated movie

>>149900023
they will generally raise their tail and run away. your encounters with them are usually dead in the road (with the ungodly smell wafting through your car vents) or when your dumb fucking dog harasses one and gets sprayed in the face (this will ruin your week)

>>149900023
no they'll spray you regardless if you get close. I mean maybe if you raised one from birth it'd be a different story. They're a nuisance, mostly because they spray pets

>>149900038
>>149900039
damn that sucks

>>149900033
>bait fisherman

>>149900023
we have a shit ton of rabbits where I live, they're everywhere
they are more common than squirrels now

>>149899949
>Will on a bill
LOL

>>149900061
PNW? I’ve never seen so many rabbits before moving here.

>>149900061
introduce an invasive python species mate, you'll be good

That's your best record in baseball Milwaukee Brewers

ANDY P

>>149900071
long island

Pages is back!

Just hit home runs. EZ.

1st for the White Sox

It's just like the good old days

Is gaysconsin on a mission?

Why is Dylan Moore still on this team

>>149900023
their mainly active around here about an hour or two before daylight. They are not aggressive but they're absolutely fearless. I used to walk my dogs around that time so I wouldn't have to leash them and there were almost never any cars. My dogs aren't aggro but 3 of them have been sprayed, one of them on several occasions. I am certain I could feed a skunk out of my hand if the right one(s) came near my home regularly around the same time looking for food but it's not something I'm interested in trying to do.

mookie slap!

>>149900092
To make Solano look good.

mookie slap!

Zesty betts

mookie slap!

give it up for game 100

Is that 11 straight, idek at this point but fuck it's fun

Mmmmm more sloppies yummy yummy feed me sloppies for my tummy wummy yummy sloppies mmmmm sloppy woppies

>>149900091
many people are saying this

gg brewcrew. m's are fucked. go easy on them tomorrow. :(

>>149900108
One more and free burgers at George Webb

Getting Brandon Woodruff back healthy is a great deadline pick up for the crew

>>149900116
>knowing about GWs
Based

I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!

>>149900123
theres something kinda unsettling about that mascot
he has an evil look in his eyes...

Yumbo Yack bros

Mmmmm sloppy woppies for my tummy yummy more sloppies please more more more for my tummy feed me sloppies pleasey weasey!!!!!

>tanner scott
Twins can still win this

May looks good. piggybacking looks like such a good role for him.

If I wake up tomorrow and the Cubs haven’t traded for like Morton or Houser or just ANYONE I’m going to…..do absolutely nothing….whats the point….

>>149900143
He’s not starter material

im gonna say it - those baseball bat beer cups look unwieldy and a little silly

>>149900156
somebody rape this aussie

>>149900156
You're not wrong. Just give me a 24 oz can lol

>>149900156
they sell a stand so you can put it down for an extra $10 lmao it's such a rip-off

Don’t do this shit now Hader

>>149900156
>>149900167
are you saying you wouldn't want to see that on your kitchen countertop collecting dust every day?

Tanner Scott will give up a grand slam

>>149900167
I got a stand you can park your beer bat in :3

Astros win!!!
ggs sneks
Brice Matthews the rookie carried us tonight. Good to see CWalk also have a nice night in his old stomping grounds. See yal tmrw

>>149900167
please tell me the stand takes multiple cups...

>>149900177
TIL Josh "White Power" Hader is still in the mlb

>dylan moore
>donovan solano
>julio rodriguez

Amazing catch

atta boy eggman

PEDMAN

Tanner Scott terrifies me

THIS
LOVE
HAS

So all it takes for Scott to not blow a save is a guy jumping 40 feet into the air to catch a ball like angels in the outfield

GOO GOO G'JOOB

That was a 2 run hit if it wasn’t for that catch

TAKEN CONTROL
OF ME
SHE SAID

>>149900203
on an 0-2 pitch, no less

The brewers are going to fall apart by the end of the season. They’re riding their high leverage bullpen arms so hard. It’s clear that their MO is just try to win the division and spite the Cubs, they could give a shit about October

Dylan Moore has TWO (2) hits since May 27th.

>>149900208
I HAVE A COCK
AND ITS BIGGER THAN YOURS

>>149900190
highest paid closer in baseball

100% save% this year to boot

I hate this fucking song

>>149900221
Stop. I’m already insecure about my 5 incher. Gooner btw

>>149900215
pretty cool game when a third to maybe half of the league can look unbeatable for a pretty long stretch

>>149900215
trvke

alright gn bros, going into meetings for the rest of the afternoon
sweet dreams after the game xx

>>149900223
I don't watch the AL at all that's my bad

>>149900232
Alcohol is bad for you

Please don't fuck this up Tanner

Last year Michael Kopech on the Chicago White Sox was traded to the Dodgers who then won the world series
Alex Caruso on the Chicago Bulls went to the Thunder who won the NBA Finals
Seth Jones on the Chicago Blackhawks to the Panthers who won the Stanley Cup
So it reasons much to say this year that whoever trades for Luis Robert Jr is going to win the world series.
Which team wants him?

>>149900243
happy for Caruso

>>149900243
I'll take Houser

so the only way the doyers win is to play sub .500 team?

>easiest schedule

good ab by Buxton but get your shit together Scott

Faggot umps

>>149900243
>hitting .201 with a .5 WAR
no team is going to be that dumb

>>149900262
>I'll take him!

>>149900243
Phillies calling it now

>>149900262
My Mets have plenty of these players already tyvm

no way scott blows this. right?

Nothing of value was lost

>scott injured
"mark pior"

>>149900275
not anymore kek

jfc Scott

>>149900256
rentfree miguel

He faked that injury kek. What a fucking pussy

What’s up with cloud fare?

>>149900272
And yet

>Jeff Passan has the following players linked to the #Mets as trade targets:

Steven Kwan
Luis Robert Jr
Emmanuel Clase
Taj Bradley
Edward Cabrera
Jhoan Durán
Reid Detmers
Griffin Jax
David Bednar
Luis Severino
Cade Smith

here we go

>>149900286
this is a dead site the sharty exposed it

>>149900224
Top 5 baseball movie

based outman
fuck you yates
gg twins see ya tomorrow

gg twins, way too close for my liking
ser you tomorrow

Not even close babyyy

dryers win

that's unfortunate, you could see all the pacos preparing to seethe on the crack of the bat

gg Twins
see you tomorrow

WEIGHT ROOM

Doyers win

>beating a sub .500 team by literal inches is like winning the world series to VPN fags
KEK

Everyone holding their breath, Dodgers escape!

GGs Twins, that was too fucking close for comfort

thank god that wasn't pages
outman has a fabulous ass

>>149900308
>astromiguel fantasy
kekatini

I shat myself ngl
Tanner Scott is a fucking terrorista btw

Do not reply to astromiguel

>>149900297
>tied game if that ball is hit an inch further
you really are a gay retard please find another new team

schizo on the seethe KEKINI

>>149900288
I would rather get Harrison Bader than Steven Kwan, the Guardians are just putting him on the trade block to try to rape a desperate team

>>149900317
the Scott-Yates pairing has been brutal

>>149900323
Reckerbros…

>>149900319
>if xhe hit a homer, that's a homer

>>149900323
Outstanding

>>149900319
>if, would've, could've
But didn't. You mad.

>>149900328
We don’t dickscriminate, Outman needs to let that thang fly. Guys got a gift…

no one cares doyerpacos

>>149900325
Bader having a better year at the plate this year, would’ve put white Tyrone out of a job.

>>149900085
i have two pieces of feedback on this illustration, would you care to guess what they are?

>>149900340
better than 2-11

everyone cares dodgerchads

everyone cares doyerchads

>>149900325
>Bader reunion
White Tyrone bros… :(

>>149900340
coping paco

>>149900340
3 of those losses came against a team that is literally cheating in more than one way, not much you can do when the game is rigged

So how injured is Tanner?

>>149900356
how are the broors cheating?

Comfy Bakespie thread.

>>149900334
YWNBADF

>>149900351
>>149900352
holy botposts

>>149900360
miguels gon hate this one

>>149900362
It’s a falseflag anon

>>149900243
I don't watch basketball as a Chicago native but I agree with >>149900249 .
Chicago as a whole lost it's vibe with rahm the man Emmanuel and really went off the rails with the female mayor. I respect her for trying especially during a crazy time but Chicago will always be corrupt. The only way ironically enough to stop the corruption is to divide the city into two parts. Everything down north ave should be considered south side and everything up north ave should be considered north side. It would divide funding to fix more of the center of Chicago then trickle down south of 35th Street. The North side generates a substantial amount of funding so they can privatize the south side and basically bring it up to speed and make money doing it.

doyer discord is back

do not reply to astromiguel

everyone cares doyerchad

>>149900371
Yay!

Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD! Back to back nights with a fight at the bat rack!

>>149900225
simply date exclusively asian women and you'll be fine

>poodrepacos be like
wow! you're so good! I'd be really scared if we have to play you in the WS!
>trashtro troons be like
tee hee. no! you guys are scary good! I hope we don't have to play you again! <3

>>149900380
Reckermania is running wild!

>>149900366
meds

>>149900310
FINALLY SOMEONE LISTENS TO MY FEEDBACK
GOOD JOB

>>149900313
i have two pieces of feedback, would you care to hear what they are?

>>149900362
NTA but it’s pretty much an open secret in baseball. Do a little digging and the whole thing starts to unravel. There was a pretty big Rosenthal Bomb that was going to blow the lid off the entire thing, I’m talking the big enchilada, like Watergate level shit but Manfred spiked it and threatened litigation against Rosenthal/The NYT.
Did you notice how “The Miz” was an all-star? Pretty strange, huh.

>>149900380
>>149900387
We loves Recker, simple ass

>>149900396
27 rings!

>>149900396
why hasn't the best team in the league won 60 games yet?

>>149900362
Andrew Vaughn is raking the second he went over there. If that's not an indication something is fishy, I don't know what is.

Hello?

baseball over
connection errors

gn /mlb/

fuck

>mlb late night show called quick pitch
>quick pitching banned by new rules
Bravo Manfred!

shit

piss

Chicken Jockey

posts not coming through so no one will know that I’m trans

>>149900387
>>149900403
Indeed.

>>149900379
>Yay!
I'm so happy.

>>149900323
whoa...

>>149900407
wait until tomorrow

What's crammin' up the tubes?

>>149900408
lol

>>149900408
yeah couldn't possibly be because the white sox are a disaster

Are we back?

>anon starts dropping redpills about the Brewers
>anon gets b8
>site magically goes down
Not weird at all!

>>149900475
qrd?

did site go down??

I thought we were gonna have to go back to the sharty

>>149900475
for me it was Ausfag leaving

>>149900397
>>149900475
>post monitors, eyes on these two

sigh

>>149900152
ugh

I was suddenly reminded that one point the Braves were heavy favorites to win the division

I will be tuning in to cubyals tomorrow night to watch the season debut of 45-year-old Rich HIll

Foot job from Abby Labar

>>149900494
(you)

(Me)
:)

gakt

>https://x.com/fabianardaya/status/1947527064006889794?s=46&t=7iLzEYLNiJ2hzphTswqnDQ

>Sign Tanner, Sasaki and Snell to spite Padres after beating them in NLDS
>they get TJ in LA

Lul sometimes God has a sense of humor.

>>149900621
Obsessed

>>149900543
Wise. It's good luck to tune into debuts.

>>149900621
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

>>149900624
I'm just noootcing......

>>149900621
I have too many busted starters, I will take cease for garver now thank you.

>>149900621
Babe, come to bed. You promised sex if the padres won.

Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

Reck’em

Stole this from xitter but:

Rich Hill faced Jamie Moyer
Moyer faced Steve Carlton
Carlton pitched in the same game as Warren Spahn
Spahn faced Satchel Paige
Paige was a teammate of Bill Gatewood, who was born in 1881

Stunt on ‘em reckiebros!

Stunt on ‘em reckiebros!

I’m reckie and I know it

Reckie look at dat body

Keep it Mariners recriminations related.

Reckieriminate ‘em!

>>149900760
Go eat that Seattle Mac and cheese you guys have

>>149900771
Gonna ignore your shameless cunnypost and ask for a qrd on Seattle Mac n cheese

Stunt on ‘em reckiebros!

>>149900771
I don't know anything about that unless it's got jalepenos or something.

so how likely is it that tanner scott will need TJS?
either way david bednar you are a doyeraryan

stun on 'em reckiebros!

>>149900707
unironically excited to watch Rich Hill tomorrow. you never know when it will be the last time, and I can't think of another player I've ever seen overcome as much adversity as he has and try to hold on to the game for as long as he has.

that funky muncy

stunt on 'em reckiebros!

>Dodgers play a team under .500
>win
>Dodgers play a team over .500
>get whooped
seeing a pattern here, watch the red sox whoop them in a few days

>>149901410
doyers

stunt on 'em chaddie daddies!

>>149901427
The game hasn't even started yet but >we already won

>was about to turn on the Dodger game before laying down for bed
>saw that they hit a lead-off homer 1 minute after start in my notifications
>decide to just watch a show
>they fucking won
absolutely unbelievable

dodgers won that means we gonna win the world series again SF is gay as shit dawg

>St. Louis 6, Colorado 2

And that's a Redbird winner!

Finally...

overcoming a one run deficit in the first inning with the most expensive lineup in baseball is like entering the country legally and applying for a green card to doyerpacos

Asking for a Seattle hall of famer? Hard to get a low score with that one on the grid.

>>149902028
Recker on the board!!!!

trevor on the grid!

>>149902031
nice!!!!!!!

>>149902116
Faster reckie faster!!!!

>>149900742
Stunt on ‘em reckiebros!

>>149902097
whos gibson?

>>149902278
a nobody. never even made an all star team

>>149902336
I never made an allstar team so what exactly are you trying to say?

>>149902429
I'm saying please fuck my ass

>>149900417
Followed but Spitball and Corked Bats

>>149902489

No gay guy should ever have a problem finding someone to fuck his ass in the year of our Lord 20 and 25.

>>149902278
One hit wonder

>>149902513
One hit my boricua ass

I know /mlb/ loves man ass, but I prefer the female ass shaped by baseball activities.

>>149902506
I'm a girl thou

>>149902506
She’s >>149902545 a girl thou!

Say something nice to the HR king.

>>149902612
who?

>>149902521
Recker moment

>>149900475
It really makes you think......

>>149900475
I have no thoughts about this.

>>149902521
Is that a feminine female ass though?

>>149899904
This

good morning /mlb/

>>149902991
gm

>>149902991
gm, sweetie

Mets would've lost the last two games without Soto

>>149903260
Alvy with a strong return.

>>149903357
i hope he got his head right because this team needs him to be good

>>149903391
Baty continues to hit and get on base, if Alvarez can do the same we might just be back.

>>149900215
>to win the division and spite the Cubs

and I would be ok with that

Good morning /mlb/ my Yankees are ass but don’t worry Boonie still made sure to give them their freshly baked cookies and warm milk to recover from such a tough loss.

>>149903763
yankees are doing fine. jays are just... better. *shrugs*

good morning

no batshit insanity in the thread last night? someone got laid

>>149904030
Not for long!

>>149904078
The wifi was down at the psych ward

>>149904078
The whole site was experiencing posting issues off and on. A lot of connection error when trying to post and cloud fire issues

>>149904113
REEEEEEEEEEE

bm happy hangover mariners nation

>>149904170
I love you Anon, just show me you’re willing to put in a little more time in psychotherapy and that you’re going to be there consistently for a little bit longer. I still love you.

doyers

>>149902991
based panama man

I love the sad baybawchi stove poster.

SHITattle mariners

>>149902097
Rodney mentioned.

Just one missed call away from a perfect game

>>149904363
panamabro is a she (male)

>>149904030
They can’t play defense or win against AL East teams, beating up on bad teams can only get them so far.

>>149904584
nah I'm just a hairy dude

>>149904604
Post pubes

>>149904608
pubes

>>149904447
>yea it looks like we got a real cowboy on our hands here

im gonna post mine in the next thread lol

>>149904664
i double dog dare ya

>>149904447
he's gonna need a talking to

>>149904447
cringe

whats up with oneil cruz?

is he good? does he suck? i cant tell

Ahhhhhhh, nothing going on, let me just set my hand down on this range an-
OW OW OW OH GOD IT'S HOT
THIS STOVE IS HOT

max tn r
>stinkees

>>149904739
I think the mariners suck

>>149904820
what do the mariners offer? if im the diamondbacks i probably want lazaro montes and/or michael arroyo back

>>149904286
>Hey Anon, my job isn’t to please you. You are an outsider you don’t know me or my work ethic. What I do in the genny has clearly worked check the numbers, sucks you can’t say the same for yourself.

>>149904866
Kirby and prospects

pfma

>>149904885
>>149904866
Geno only got us Zeby the shit catcher and Vargas the sometimes shit reliever maybe it would be better to let the yanks overpay for Geno and /we/ take Naylor (a bigger upgrade anyway)

How does it feel to be literally objectively unequivocally inarguably worse than my Milwaukee Brewers?

>>149904943
Same as always.

gm

this mf fell off lowkey

what are the odds he doesnt win ROTY (or possibly even loses it to his own teammate nick kurtz who is mashing rn)

>>149904941
I hope wherever he goes he gets a long enough contract to break Reggies all time Ks record.

Brewers on fire, shame that they're cursed with shitty Greenbay packer makes it to playoffs only to choke like bitches curse.

it appears the brew crew has appeared out of thin air the moment they start doing well. surely this is some sort of legitimate fan and not a bandwagon or shitposter persona created to shit on the cubes

Pound me please

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>149905012
Cope, I just only post every couple of weeks and it's been a busy summer for me

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>149904988
>>149905012
It's a dodger psyop, there are no brewer fans, just falseflagging doyarpacos piling on my hardluck Mariners......

had a normal dump for the first time in 3 weeks

>>149905053
t. cube falseflagging as a faggotner

gaysconsin...

I would never pretend to be a c*b*
-falseflaganon

Keep on truckin

>>149905140
Gaysconsin...

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

pfma...

Please OH please ya gotta fma!

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

doyers won that game last night

>>149905339
nobody cares

>>149905345
cope

that was outman's world series. probably the biggest play he'll ever make for the dodgers and it was in a meaningless july game.

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>149905354
Hey at least he'll have a neat story to tell his kids someday

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

Tigubwers??

>>149905391
The security guard in the back just like me fr fr

So the Centrals reign supreme once more. And hence order in MLB has been restored...

>>149905467
kek, raped that coastie bitch lmaooo

>>149905467
KEK
>>149905453
meh

Ozzy died :(

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>149905453
>The Wright brothers were born in Millville, Indiana.
Based centralchads civilizing the unwashed coasties

flyovers be like we invented the means by which you fly over us

>>149905504
Every person I know from the midwest dunks on the state of Indiana

>>149905504
Centralbros...I kneel...

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>149905504
So centralbros are really superior.... I'm sorry

somebody dun' fucked yer ass

>>149905488
fuck

MIDWEST dreamin'

>>149905467
>>149905476
>>149905486
same poster

............I preferred Dio.

>>149905552
>Coastiephrenia
Many such cases

>>149905520
Even detroit of all places contributed more to the us than any coastiekek, kek! KEK!

>>149905364
>sits outboy and outgirl on his knees
>outchildren, let me tell you a story

>>149905552
o we own ya, bitch

>>149905504
>tfw you want to escape flyover country so badly that you invent flying

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>149900396
Great Lakes domination

>>149905589
It's actually so we can run into your towers kek KEK!!!!

>>149905579
never read any of that before
not reading any of that now
never reading any of that in the future

>>149905589
HOLY BASED!

>>149905606
>It's actually so we can run into your towers kek KEK!!!!

>>149905606
It's actually so you can put out our forest fires, ty :)

>>149905606
BASED

>>149905606
Someone call kekini

run away, it's daytime schizoposting hours, come back in a few hours, save yourselves

>>149905606
Check'em!

>>149905606

Coastal bros... We can't stop getting raped...

>>149905620
>>149905629
>>149905633
>>149905640
same poster btw

>>149905606
only in new york! hey! im flyin' here!

>>149905606
As a coastal chad I surrender. I've had enough. I just wanted to be a centralbro so bad...

real schizo hours in the genny!!!

They aren't even from the coasts. It's literally just a few people from the midwest pretending to be us so they can make us look bad.

>>149905606
o kek...!

>>149905696
It's just one guy...

no shit retard

PAY YOUR RESPECTS !!!

They're literally using psychological warfare on us..

Coasties own your azz

>>149905714
It's demoralizing as fuck. How do they have such good banter? I don't know if I can go on...

>>149905722
more of a King Crimson fan

Ugh

>>149905696
yams on the hill today?

>>149905722
For me, it's Megadeth.

>>149905722
mama i'm coming home

Please have mercy centralchads...and pfma....

>>149905722
Neil Young was always my favorite tuba player.

>neil young
>is old
??????

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>149905742
dangerously based take there leaf

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>149900397
Tell me more...

>>149904988
Based 2hu fuckin em!

all the mlb teams that got the bp collab
if your team ain't here, blackpink aren't in your flyover area

I THINK THE CHICAGO CUBS SUCK

>>149905971
>blackpink
is this referring to their nipples?

>>149905974
uhhh sweetie, winning 1 world series over a 116 season span is pretty good...

>>149905722
RIP legend.

>>149905722
AIDS claims another victim...so sad

>>149905971
blackpink sucks

>>149905971
Royal Dutch Shell > British Petroleum

>>149906323
dodger fan

>>149905971
>>149906323
KEK they were in PUBG and now it's some group named aespa

>>149906490
the last thing they wore before losing their careers
should have stuck with the mets

>>149906582
The Dodgers are Japan and Korea's team now.

>>149906755
been saying that and i'm talking nobel peace prize level in a few years. no one brings the two countries together like the dodgers

We got a live chase.

>>149906853
>>149906853
>>149906853

>>149906490
I knew it

>fraudkees
>fraudgers

How many central teams have won a ring in the last 8 years?

>>149907604
were you afraid to say the last 10 years?

>>149907604
Texas and houston belong to centralbros

>>149906959
not sure why the Sneks are so often reported to be selling at the deadline
they could easily sneak in and take a series in the NL

here's the mink man

>>149907720
Because they 5.5 games back from a wildcard spot. Maybe they get hot, but Geno is going to fetch a high price so it would be stupid to cling to him unless they're actually getting hot.

GiantsBros...

>>149905709
My Metties are in the central broship thou :(

How does this Fucking happen!

>>149907916
Kek did he really 1 hop the throw to the second baseman from that short distance?

>>149907866
>>149907916
>>149908132
Please stop. Why are you doing this? We aren't anywhere near a good team right now.

>>149907797
i got a good feeling
Sneks will regress to the mean (improve) at home and in one-run games

Giants just don't have heart, and now they're also stuck with a clubhouse cancer for years to come.

>>149907866
wtf the same thing happened to the phillies earlier this year at the same part of that park https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00yiKo3TW0k
does the ball get lost in weird lighting there?

>>149907621
I won't be next year

>>149908324
>>149908324
>>149908324
/nu/

>>149908342
Early nu?

499

500