you now remember Jake Bean

>>149901289 (OP)
eat cock randy

>>149901295
dreadful post

>>149901289 (OP)
>canesfag
KWAB win a cup sometime bud

petit rappel

I hope vegas is prepared for the marner era

>>149901331
bud you're a sharks fan kek. you should be worried about your team and their city existing in 5 years.

not to mention your own "country" kek oh boy

>>149901337
Just 5 more years of rebuild and >we will be good

bud won
mitch won

>>149901406
true. unfortunately, canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years.

>>149901416
sounds like some sort of 1980 cope

slopdown was cancelled

today
i remind them

>>149901499
>playing 2 games at the same time instead of one game with two pucks

>>149901499
after winning the preseason, how did the regular season match up go?

>>149901818
the fumes lost the season series to edmonton

>>149901819
oh nononononononononooooooo

Just booted

>he thinks the regular season matters more than the pre season

>>149901819
Series went 1-1

>>149901866
they play 3-4 games being in the same division

>>149901845
neither of those seasons matter when you fail to make the post-season
like calgary did

>>149901870
You're right i was reading the wrong thing. Series went 2-1

>>149901875
if flames beat the oilers twice in one day, it makes flames better than the oilers. sorry, i dont make the rules

>>149901928
They're both shit though.

>>149901937
We don't call it that here

today
i remind them

Huomenta

Bought crunchy peanut butter instead of smooth without realizing
This sure to have an impact on the marner situation

>>149902245
I’ve been taking some nice marners since I eat broccoli twice a day now

>>149902245
Works on my machine

Wordle in 4

Draisaitl - McDavid - B. Tkachuk
Kucherov - MacKinnon - Pastnak
Cirelli - Barkov - Reinhart
Hagel - Bennett - Wilson

>>149902720
I see what you're going for, but I don't think Line 2 is as perfect as you think. MacMeme and Pastrnak both like to carry the puck and control the offense. I don't see them gelling. And while Kucherov isn't as puck dominant as the other two, I can't imagine he'd be nearly as useful on his off-wing, floating around perimeter, waiting to receive a pass. It also ignores how none of these three guys are effective forecheckers, and none of these three backcheck.

I can’t wait for Milan

Bettman-Bettman-Bettman
Bettman-Bettman-Bettman
Bettman-Bettman-Bettman
Bettman-Bettman-Bettman

>>149902922
that excited to get btfo AGAIN?
lmao

>>149902922
I have been seeing too many commercials for it with Ray Romano that it has turned me off the Olympics all together ( even summer)

Just dropped a substantial marner

>>149901289 (OP)
Jake bean really let men down everywhere with his bitch boy testimony at EMs rape trial. Took the side of the rapist instead of his teammates and bros

>>149903032
He was too busy thinking about them beans

>>149901323
Calgary not being number 1 is the tell it's a shit list

>>149902245
Crunchy PB gives me big marners

jake bean was in the cuck chair

>>149901323
accurate list

more like Devon Suckdick

I don't think you should be allowed to spell it like "Devan" even if you are Ukrainian.

>>149901991
ERECTION ELECTRIC

>>149903159
>an entire squad of twinks and eurobusts

kino doc incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGhdRzFVo6U

>>149903048
calgary has 3rd world tier infrastructure

>>149903296
checks out
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-water-state-of-local-emergency-1.7236361

be don't bully southern albertan infrastructure here

>>149901499
>September pre-season scores

Habs fans are really excited about a defenseman who only scored 10 goals as his career high

>>149903591
And who doesn't defend. Him and Hutson are gonna bleed goals like crazy

go flames go knights go islanders

The time of the Flames dynasty has officially begun

calgary is more of an ahl city
flames? more of an echl franchise
desu

>>149904007
1, bud 1

>>149903296
Gondaks calgary

>>149904018
copey won too

gondak and kari lake are exactly my type, if you were wondering.

>>149904052
thanks I was

3 years ago today

The Florida panthers committed grand larceny on the flames

>>149903849

>>149904397
white people moment

Full trade, per sources:

To #FlaPanthers:
Matthew Tkachuk (extension in place)

To #Flames:
Jonathan Huberdeau, MacKenzie Weegar, Cole Schwindt and a 1st round pick.

>>149903296
Cope, we lead the country in house construction

>>149904431
Remember the articles instantly proclaiming this a massive Flames win?

>>149904438
what does it matter when those homes arent affordable

>>149904431
this has to be fake? the flames aren't that stupid

>>149904023
she learned a lot of lessons ok
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/feeder-main-lessons-learned-1.7520948
>"People want to know what's happening and we did not do a great job of that in the first three days. We got better, but it was important to immediately tell people what had happened.… People wanted more information than we provided,"

>>149904528
True, only Edmonton is building enough houses (if they sustain this rate for another decade) to make houses affordable again

>>149904570
this dunce is gonna win again because calgary mayoral voters have a fetish for coloureds

>>149904589
how are calgary mayoral voters different than the rest of the population of calgary?

>>149904594
its true my wife is coloured i love coloured women so much bro its unreal

>>149904603
how inclusive of you anon

i'll include all of you to my knuckle sandwich buffet

Schwindt

what is mcdavid thinking right now?

>>149904781
how secure his life is

>>149904781
it's not gay if the penis is feminine

if i were an nhl player, i'd be phil kessel

Cole

I'm a PWHL player

Any other teams employing an autism room?

>>149904886
Imagine the smell of all the /hoc/ posters in that room

>>149904818
based torontonian

>>149904886
HAVE YOU NOT BEEN TO THE SADDLEDOME ITS A WHOLE QUIET ARENA HAHAHAHAHA

THEY USED TO READ BOOKS IN THE SADDLEDOME ITS SO QUIET

FLAMES FANS SIT ON THEIR HANDS GET IT

new marner just dropped

>>149905037
We don't call them that anymore

>>149901323
>best nhl cities to live in
>but not according to the players, coaches, and staff

old marner just dropped

>>149905046
what do you mean? I come here at least once per day to announce my marners

meet the new marner
same as the old marner

MITCH MARNER IN MY TAVARES
(YOU FLUSH IT OUT, YOU FLUSH IT OUT)
HE NEVER GETS RESPECT
(YOU FLUSH IT OUT, YOU FLUSH IT OUT)
MITCH MARNER IN MY TAVARES
(YOU FLUSH IT OUT, YOU FLUSH IT OUT)
HE NEVER GETS RESPECT

>>149904897
Cope I shower every week.

NHL seriea collab

>>149903296
in kindergarden school they took us a rodeo for a field trip

just took a marner on the bosses dime

>>149905362
like a boss

Cant tell if /hoc/ will seethe or rejoice when our flames win the cup

I took my second marner today, I pray there will not be a third

Numale bros…. Ozzy Osbourne Just died

>>149905449
F

>>149905449
F

>>149905449
fugg

>>149905449
F

>>149905449
SHARON!

blay baranoid! :D

>>149905449
F

>>149905449
F

Generals gathered in their masses
DUN DUN
Just like witches at black masses
DUN DUN

ozzy died bros

>>149905449
MOMMA I'M COMING HOOOOOOOOME

>>149902245
>>149902374
>>149905037
>>149905092
>>149905153
>>149905362
we don't call those that here now guys

>>149902922
mulan rules LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS...

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

You think Ozzy marnered himself when he died?

Mental wounds not healing
Life's a bitter shame

>>149905668
every day until you learn

>>149905730
oh no we don't learn here
>>149905678
we don't call those that

marnered myself when i learned of ozzy's death

>>149905752
answer the question

i like the gary's that precede marners

>>149905802
sorry bro i don't answer questions from retards :/

>>149905814
Great, then you have no problem answering mine. Did Ozzy marner himself when he died?

>>149905821
turn your monitor on

>>149905821
Most corpses marner themselves before rigormortis sets in. Unless their bowels are completely empty. Or so I've heard.

>>149904431
Unironically the greatest trade in hockey history. Absolutely fleeced the Fumes.

>>149905830
K, what now?
>>149905843
Imagine being the biggest rockstar in the world, then ending up having your family watch you marner yourself right after your die.

>>149905866
moral of the story, dont draft americans

Listening to Sweet Laff

>>149905883
Moral of the story, don't piss off your franchises best player since Iginla.

>>149905892
it wasn't brad's fault johnny's wife wanted a career

>>149904431
tre living was bribed by gary to hurt our flames
this trade makes to sense otherwise
they saw we were on the cum up and tried to keep us down!

What's Kadri's opinion about Gaza?

i'm going off the rails on a bud1 train

>>149905910
it was brad's fault that he hired sutter who then tried to force johnny to embrace anal

numales will always try to remember tkabitch as some sort of goat but ill always remember him as a ragdolled faggot that was beaten on live tv like a housewife who didnt have her alcoholic husbands dinner on the table right at six o clock.

>>149906006
everyone is gonna remember his calgary tenure being dogshit, but he changed the entire Panthers franchise. You cannot deny that

>>149906017
>but he changed the entire Panthers franchise
No he didn't. Panthers made the finals the year before he was traded. Also he's shit in the playoffs.

>>149906017
he played injured these playoffs and didnt contribute in the last scf
busrider

>>149905997
Shouldn't Crazy Train be trb train?

>>149906017
>buds gonna pretend like bennett didnt carry them to a second cup to protect his ragdolled faggot
lmao

>>149906063
well bud1 is two syllables like crazy, trb is 3 so bud1 works better

>McDavid to Bennett
>SCAAAAARS
>and Canada takes a 4-1 lead over United States at the Gold Medal Game of the 2026 Winter Olympics!
>uh oh, looks like Hellebuyck is coming out

>>149906091
Raped Bitch Train? Don't disrespect the bud1 by calling it crazy.

>>149906121
Nice fantasy

>>149906121
Wolfie is going to be America's number one

>>149906124
true, lemme work some magic

xhe's going off the rails on the raped bitch train

>>149906050
>Panthers made the finals the year before he was traded
No they didn't

>>149905449
FFFFFFFFFF
F
F
FFFFFF
F
F
F
F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW3pZjmS3rg

>>149906052
no fucking way you said that he was a passenger with these stats

>>149906083
Reinhart betta

>loses to a manlet

>>149906378
that pre-planned fighting shit was embarrassing. it brought shame to americans everywhere

>Keith Tkachuk has been married to Chantal Oster, a native of Winnipeg, Manitoba, since February 28, 1997.
Gary moved the Winnipeg Jets to Phoenix to make sure the Tkachuk brothers became Americans.

>log on to /hoc/ for post-lunch marner
>find out Ozzy died
Thanks Gary

>>149906473
>matthew born out of wedlock
Grim

>>149904882
sexy. here is a song i made out of cd's for you

https://rave.dj/a4J3VXOjTWB7yg

>>149906473
the tkachuk brothers are spiritual winnipeggers? makes sense

>>149906331
>14 goals over 47 games
yes he was

>>149906865
>Goals are the only thing that matter for a team
Peanut sized brain at work.

Just ate a delicious meal. The chef really Marnered it!

>>149905449
all aboard hahahaha
kwab go flames

>>149906910
flames literally got better after tkmarner left

>>149906953

>>149906968
>getting stuck with the heartless frenchman known as hoob is better
wew

>>149906968
>0 playoff appearances
British education everyone!

>>149906910
i dont recall anyone winning a game with assists let alone the cup

>>149907025
Guy who probably thinks Barkov did nothing

>>149907034
Just like my islanders

>>149907034
barkov isnt a winger

>>149907048
Barkov shut down the Oilers. He was indefinitely more valuable than Bennett as well.

>>149906953
Ew I'm all for people doing what makes them happy but let's just say you'll never catch me eating a meal that was marnered on

whenever I think /hoc/ is bad I'll go read /nfl/ to remind myself to thank the lord for what he provides

>>149907199
>offseason /nfl/
you might as well throw your dick into a vat of acid

Just finished mowing the lawn. Gonna jump in the pool and blast this best of black sabbath i just downloaded

>>149906967
>>149906985
>>149907020
>>149907047
>>149907199
>>149907212
Raped bitch

>>149907212
/r/oddlyspecific haha

>>149907288
thoughts on your loss to pekka?

>>149905449
F

wtf why was ozzy bluesfag that team is gay

cope ozzy was cool and straight

>>149907402
Unlike my islanders

>>149903159
That's nothing.
>Ekblad 1st OA
>Barkov 2nd OA
>Reinhart 2nd OA
>Bennett 4th OA
>Jones 4th OA
>Tkachuk 6th OA
>Lundell 12th OA
>Kulikov 14th OA
>Samoskevich 24th OA
Zito loves pedigree. In the past five years he's acquired like another dozen players who were former lotto picks.

my TJ signed :))

>>149907522
It’s over for our Steelers ):

77 days until opening night

>>149907503
>guy drafted outside the top 10
>lotto pick
good one retard

>>149907556
Counting DAYS until an opening NIGHT? Are Americans really this fucking dumb?

>>149907713
Shut the fuck up how about that

Count deez nuts lol

Shorks just announced they're teaming up with Dr DisRespect this season

>>149907890
to do what?

>>149907975
They're linking up

>>149901323
poo york absolutely btfo

>>149908191
Why are the islanders so much higher than new york

>>149908261
islanders are long island and rangers are manhattan

bud1s gather in their masses
just like mitches at black masses

>>149908261
White pepo

>>149908296
Thanks for letting me know but I dont see how that makes a 9 spot difference

OH LORD YEAH

bud + 1 = trb

tbg plots bud's destruction
bud's 1 made trb's construction

>>149907376
>brained damaged
>blues fan
Checks out

bud1 posters have the power
hand of bud has struck the hour

He's ran out of material.

>>149908349
this

Yeah, trb was raped and you gotta believe me
Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah, bud 1 that night and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes, alright, now
So, he went to the doctor, see what he could give him
He said, "Son, son, you've gone too far
'Cause smokin' and bubblin' is all that you do, " yeah

>>149908437
Cope he was elite

>>149908471
very nice

I saw Ozzy with Black Sabbath back in 99. Good times. RIP Ozzy

>>149908261
because its suburbs.

reality: this writer is a retard thinking Winnipeg and Utah are good cities to live in

Utah isn't a city retard

>>149908844
Oh no, my bad it was "salt lake city"

>>149901323
Lmao players don't want to go to most of those in the top 10

Just found out I'm getting a Marner!

>>149909204
Grats bro

>>149908710
saw the same tour my older brother passed out before they started kwab

i wonder who ozzy's favourite flame was. im guessing hoob

>>149909305
current hoobs all time Lanny

>>149909316
thanks sharon
:)

Well, I guess we can safely assume who's getting a new tribute album released shortly

i hope ozzy made a cover of this as a parting gift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXSXU_T2xs

>>149909354
you're welcome anon :)

>>149909415
drake could/would never

>>149909415
>virgin radio
checks out

Winning the President's Trophy in the NHL is currently largely irrelevant. It lives in the long, long shadow of the Stanley Cup. This is understandable, but it is a tragedy. Being the top team over the season should be seen as a fantastic accomplishment, very nearly the equal of winning the Stanley Cup. The fans of the Winnipeg Jets should be almost as happy about their past season as fans of the Panthers. Similarly, regular-season hockey is being devalued in importance. As North American sports fans become more and more 'Championship-or-bust' fans the importance and interest in regular-season play lessens. Last season, teams like Toronto, Carolina, Vegas, and Colorado didn't play many meaningful games from Thanksgiving to April.

In order to save the President's Trophy, and increase the importance of regular season games, a few changes should be made. Here are my suggestions for making the President's Trophy matter to both fans and players.

Present the trophy on-ice immediately after the team clinches. Exactly when the President's Trophy is presented seems to vary team-by-team and year-by-year. It often seems to be presented to the fans and team prior to the last home game of the winning team, such as in 2019 and 2018. The 2010 Capitals were presented their trophy during the 1st intermission of a game against the Thrashers. In 2007, the Sabres got theirs before the first game of the following season. There is often a presentation at the NHL awards ceremony as well. Video of President's Trophy presentations is hard to find, as is reporting. This trophy is easily one of the most challenging trophies to win in sports and it is completely downplayed by the league and everyone involved. This trophy should get an on-ice presentation, just like the Stanley Cup, immediately following the game where it is clinched, it should be in the building, there should be heavy promotion of its presence.

For me? It's the baked potato

>>149909744
somebody sum up this retards ramblings for me in one word please

>>149910055
sabotage

>>149910055
/hoc/GPT

AI posting should be outlawed with threat of execution

>>149905296
sounds like fun

*achoo!*

*braaaaap!*

Flush it down.

>>149910095
>Euros only
Spares us the gayness at least.

>>149910208
i think it's just because most na players are dogshit at soccer so they are doing it to not embarrass them

>>149910095
sleepy mika moment :)

I could quite easily heem any North Korean

>>149910272
Looks like the El Salvador president

kakko just signed 3x4.5

>>149910305
so does your mom

>>149910342
Cope

ITT: Gay faggots from reddit all of you are gay fuck off

>>149910432
You posted a cute puppy, and I didn't read the rest
11/10

sigh
>*taps

idiots

>>149910325
even his agent knows he was drafted too high

>>149910454

>>149910554
I didn't realize how bad that draft was. At least he was good as a kid in the finn league

>>149910554
Imagine cheering because your rival picked jack hughes

>>149910618
right? people literally pay to see him play

>>149910325
30 points in 49 games, or a 50 point pace. Also seemed to help Matty Beniers get back to his rookie form a bit too.

Kakko, Beniers, and Marchment 1st line

Wright, McCann, Eberle 2nd

Stephenson, Nyman, and Schwartz 3rd

Gaudreau, Kartye, and Tolvanen 4th

Catton doing the Shane Wright press box tour this season?

Depending on how the youngins perform, that's a pretty solid forward corps.

>>149910642
need a goalie tho. daccord just ain't it

copey won

>>149910454
If my son was gay I'd laugh because that means he was raped by an older gay guy

>>149910678
I don't know what any of this means so I'm going to call you a numale and feel smug about deflecting my palpable insecurity.
Numale.

the red man

>>149910656
cope, joey is elite
>>149910703
cope, he's right, chandler sucks

>>149910746
achievable natty?

>>149910765
not at my age

>>149910746
mogged by a manlet

>>149910779
In an ugly contest, sure

>>149910779
he's 6 foot

>>149910792
lol maybe on skates

>>149910886
More like Cohen Bigdood haha just kidding he's actually Cohen Smalldood

>>149910886
I got 150 pounds and 2 inches on this twink, I could heem him any day

>>149910932
Bet you got 2 inches for him, Randeep.

>>149910325
He finally unbusted

>>149911001
maybe, we'll see

>>149911051
Hell probably never put up 100 points pet season but hes gonna be in the league for 20 years because of his defence

copey won again

>>149911111
sad, many such cases

>>149911151
Me in the background

>>149911151
that guy behind gretzky could use him as a toothpick

Alright bros 9pm lights out

I could heem Gretzky in his prime

>>149911221
A toddler with syphilis could have heemed Gretzky.

as a florida panthers, kansas city chiefs, ohio state buckeyes, and la dodgers fan, who should i cheer for in the nba?

>>149911256
thunder

>>149911256
My summer league championship winning hornets

>>149911256
Knicksies during the one regular season we had jeremy lin or maybe for about five minutes of the playoffs last year

>>149911256
raptors

>>149911343
>ynr linsanity

is rick nash related to steve nash?

>>149911431
Retard

>>149911431
Steve Nash a is a numale and changed his Twitter profile picture to George Floyd in 2020

>>149911431
nah Steve was good

>>149911515
oh yeah? did steve do anything like this in the nba?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiYXiRZncYk

steve nash must have had better centers than derick brassard, espen knutsen and david vyborny

Just rubbed oatmeal all over my chapped ass

>seething at elite vision and passing

>>149911863
People are seething at the Sedin twins? Sad.

>>149911894
>no cups
>games only viewed by Chinese

>>149911652
Forgot about this one. Fucking awesome!

>>149911952
cope the Sedins were elite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YafdepidxsU

>>149911970
I do admit it was a cool and unique situation that will never happen again

>>149911986
maybe if quinn signed with the debbies, him and luke could be the defencemen version of the sedins?

>>149911970
Literal Swedish telepathy.

>>149911970
They did change how defense was played for a bit. The first guys to abuse the slap pass and touch pass and when they went behind the net the defense had to change their whole structure and the goalies head had to be on a swivel. I do hate the Sedin sisters tho.

>>149911970
flames good nuckies bad therefore i downvoted your post

i read flames post as if they were spoken in a high pitched bitch voice

>>149912191
same

>>149912191
Interesting, I always imagined everyone in Calgary sounds like Sam Elliott.

>>149912225
I was thinking Steve Urkel

letting you know that you are the dreaded puke poos

>>149912259
the dreaded benoit marners

Nigger faggot mod

>>149912350
what happened

>>149912350
which one?

>>149912369
He took dowm my sports related thread and banned me. Theres also a nigger janny who dont know who martin brodeur anfdmats sundin are

>>149912446
lol sad! ive been getting assraped by the retard mods aswell lately but not on /ess pee/ so far

I'd never ban a Swedish flag

What's your favorite Black Sabbath song?

>>149912499
Planet Caravan

>>149912504
Fuckin' based. I was gonna pick that one so I'll do Sweet Leaf.

>>149912504
for me?
it's Master of Reality
also for me?
Vol 4

What is life if not a joke
One night she went out for smokes
And the Sedins took her apart
Like a ragdoll
In the back of a van

>>149912504
great song i love panteras version too. its easier to listen to. but black sabbaths better with headphones on in a dark room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=025mnKFUFw4

>>149912499
Mr. Crowley or War Pigs

>ozz didn't live to see bud1200
fucked up

Epstein should've named the plane the Pedophilia Flyer

>>149912592
Hey, how's that crazy train rewrite going? You never followed up.

>>149912499
https://youtu.be/W-zmtmgswHw?list=RDW-zmtmgswHw

>>149912499
Solitude

Most unathletic looking guy in the history of the nhl. My sister had a crush on him. In retrospect it was probably because she was on the pill and her hormones were telling her she was pregnant and were making her attracted to betas that would stick around and support her

>>149912805
Kyle Whalewood

>>149912805
kid looks like he's had his skull fractured a few times

>>149912805
softest hands in the league

>he isn't a Sabbath Chad
how to tell a single mom pleb on easy mode

Kippers, whatever happened there

>>149912873
https://youtu.be/BOTIIw76qiE?list=RDBOTIIw76qiE

No one dislikes Sabbath, we just live in a world of talented liars

Crosby marrying a woman and having a son and teaching him how to skate and stickhandle in his backyard rink and enrolling him in minor hockey and eventually turning him into a hockey prodigy that can bring home the gold at the 2040 Olympics, whatever happened there

>>149912938
me tending the property living in the cuck shack

>rags

>>149912499
Headless Cross or Anno Mundi. Ozzy era? Supernaut.
>>149912805
>Most unathletic looking guy in the history of the nhl
Justus "Just" Annunen can definitely give him a match.

>>149912578
based

generals gathered in their masses...

this general is deader than crosby's bedroom

>>149901323
>the city of Utah

What are some forgotten 3rd jerseys you like?

>>149913454
Retard

>>149913454
i like unused concept third jerseys cause most of them got shut down for being "too bold"
>too bold, Gary... listen to yourself

>>149913467
thoughts on your losses to bud and mitch?

>>149913467
because it looks like one mountain balanced on another

>>149913467
what's it like knowing everyone else in the thread you insist on posting in hates you and calls you a raped bitch

>>149912499
I was listening to Overdrive earlier today and their entire discussion on Ozzy's legacy was in regard to his realty TV show.

>>149913508

>>149913467
Doesn't look like a hockey jersey

>>149913589
that's rapey you should never reply

Well I'm glad my Flames abandoned this shit third jersey

>>149913741
shut the fuck up nigger every fucking night we have to put up with your dog shit stupid bit and no one fucking laughs ever

>>149913743
How do Flames fans feel about the move back to the white logo? I really like the black C with the Alberta flag.

>>149913765
Yah I like the Alberta and Canadian flags too. But the current jerseys are so much better imo. I think the less black the flames jersey has the better it looks. The best black flames jerseys are the 04 ones

>>149913759
uh oh trb is bubblin' again

I just took a sticky Marner. A Marner that feels like it gets stuck 3/4 through and takes forever to wipe.

not much fiber in pickled herring huh

>>149913759
this buddy is bubbling

>>149913759
promo's good

>>149913820
good post

Official ranking
https://tiermaker.com/create/every-calgary-flames-jersey-ever-15690789

>>149913829
post of the year

calgary is a shithole

>>149913789
good post

Question for the Nuckschads: what is the most beloved nucks jersey?

>>149913844
hing ching cong ding ding dong ding (translates the Bure)

gordie howe wasn't that great

>>149913841

you could at least pretend to talk about hockey man have some class

>>149913829

>>149913844
The skate is so far and beyond the best. The 1997 orca is 2nd.

Why can't Canucks decide on a colour pattern

>>149913919
gotta give the chinks something new to knockoff every few years

>>149913789
That Finals patch is just perfect.
>>149913844
I've always believed the burgundy and blue perfectly captured the colours of Vancouver.

>>149913872
the 45 degree stripe is growing on me. good list

>>149913948
I always imagined those as a waiter presenting the logo.

>>149913948
it's a good list

>>149913859
This

>enter username and password
>log into hoc
>look at hoc
>trb bubblin' 'gain
>write kek cmtsu
>press enter
kek cmtsu

Ok, numales.

>>149913930
Maybe because its because I'm a zoomer or something but Vancouver in yellow and black looks so wrong to me. Orca logo in blue will always feel right to me.

Good pic, I like that it predates the "vancouver" text

>>149913973
I will never be able to unsee this

>>149913998
you keep using that term and trying to fit in
you won't

>>149914003
>Vancouver in yellow and black looks so wrong to me
Absolutely agree. That color scheme belongs to Nazi Germany/Calgary. While blue and green are the natural aesthetic of BC.

>>149914019
Ok, numale.

>That Finals patch is just perfect. I've always believed the burgundy and blue perfectly captured the colours of Vancouver.

>>149913948
The best player in Flames history played in those jerseys.

>>149914063
90s were a hell of a drug

Best Canucks logo is the hockey stick and no one can change my mind

>>149914079
Norm changed my mind.

>>149914091
>shucked and jived for gary before he died
god damn it norm

>>149914091
lmao
the logo is just so on the nose and so stupid that it ascends

>>149914091
I didn't even know he could see the puck

I didn't even know he was sick :(

>>149914091
Wow. I now know that Norm deserved to die. And should have died even younger!

Norm was based because he was a diehard flameschad

>>149914140
Retard

>>149914157
What is there to do in the Vancouver area. I'm visiting for the first time

>>149914075
The best. Then 9/11 happened and everything turned dark, boring and shitty.

Norm was a fat retard who got fired multiple times for not drawing a single dime

>>149914161
he was

>>149914202
He was smart as hell, and he chose to be retarted
Loved him for that

>oh don't laugh about 9/11 man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkSMSbFV_q0

>>149913805
we don't call those that here

A marner is sliding out of me as I type these words

>>149914194
mating press sex with kippers

>>149914246
good post

>>149914202
You're a retard for falling for the "i'm just a guy" shtick

>>149914229
did you WRITE THAT?

got my hair cut and she did it too short i look like lord farquaad without the bangs

>>149914305
The good thing with hair is that it grows out. Unless you're bald, but why would you go to a hairdresser if you're bald.

>>149914229
>blood and bones
kek

Why did Rod name his son a girl's name? Was it a humiliation ritual and now he's feeling guilty so he keeps getting his son a job?

>buh

>>149914305
I need.
just did a beard drum but kept a mustache and chin
skilled my hair back
I look like Mike Patton

>>149914312
it should look good in a week or two i reckon

>>149914384

>>149914342
have you never heard of the tale of a goy named jew

>>149914442
have you ever heard the tale of trb

dylan won
tbg won
copey lost
bud lost

>>149914456
grim post

psssst /hoc/ guess what

>>149914471
what's up bud

>>149914483
chicken butt

lol gottem works every time

>>149914456
Any named poster lost by virtue of being a massive fag

>>149914456
not being mean but there's nothing correct there

yo watch this, it's fucking awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D54DOwfDqM

>>149914496
but enough about you samir

>>149914505
that's not samir stop trying to fit in

ive been a hoc poster since 2022 and have no idea who dylan or samir are

>>149914592
Newfag

>>149914592
samir is easy to pick out if you aren't new and trying to fit in

>>149914646
ok so samir is the Indian canadian stereotype(?)

but who the fuck is dylan?

>>149914652
dylan is a guy who lost

>>149914652
no milly dilly

>>149914658
dylan is trb?

>>149914667
nah he lost too different also was raped

>>149914672
Whats the dylan story?

>>149914687
obnoxious starsfag. posts under multiple countries via vpn. runs away every time his stars embarrass him.

>>149914687
dylan is from Dallas and is absolutely retarded and loses to copey

>>149914695
Oh yah I knew that actually. I'm retarded.
lmao

>>149914699
nice gretzky dubs

any other nich characters?

>>149914736
do you know about Stephen?

>>149914740
isnt that trb?

>>149914757
no Stephen is bud
he won when against trb on Easter

>>149914766
its all making sense now

Wait till you find out about
mitch
chambers
randy
ted
ed
sam
pete
sean

>>149914874
>sam
>ted
rip
>sean
kwab

trb is the guy who went to the hospital because of bud1 memes. this sounds like an ironic exaggeration but this literally happened

>>149914874
sam won many times

>>149914933
At the cost of his life

laffin that trb swears all the time now. he just can't help the bubblin'

>>149914652
samir is a scapegoat that americans use to deflect away from losing a conversation
that is why he has no team affiliation

i wish i had a cool nickname. the only thing anyone has every called me is ''retard'' but im pretty sure that is being said in error

The word is that rantanen's ass stinks

Deposited a crunchy marner

>>149914960
it was the smoke that killed him

>>149915038

> t. Samir

im white
but thanks for proving my point

>>149915470

>Samir mentioned. I'm in <xher mouth).

the raped bitch has entered the thread

> Edmonton Oilers goaltender Stuart Skinner is trending toward a major raise when his current deal expires at the end of the 2025-26 season.
Samir will be ecstatic to hear this.

> Carter Verhaeghe, Aleksander Barkov, Sam Reinhart
Samir will flinch when xhe reads this.

Good morning /flamesnation/

>>149915695
Alberta is so beautiful

i miss sid

>>149916268
(I took this photo like 2 years ago btw, not this morning)
But it is very beautiful.
I'm sure Washington is no less beautiful. Olympics look sick

>>149916390
Great photo :)

calgarians are incredibly disingenuous

>>149916419
Olympics are igneous rock and the Rockies are sedimentary. I'm curious how different they look.

>>149916463
That's my backyard btw

>>149916511
then it would be easy for you to prove it
but you wont

it really calls into question other outrageous claims that flames fans have made like meeting mr edwards

>>149916536
retard

>>149916536
Mr Edwards met me. He shook my hand and everything

>>149916550
we sign our posts here

>>149916569
75% of teens listen to rap. if you are a part of the 25% who listens to rock (aka real music!) put this in your signature

>>149916525
Next time you're in Calgary you can come over buddy

>>149916564
in your dreams

>>149916587
why wait, you were able to post a picture of it before
take another with a timestamp

feel my first marner of the day coming on

>>149916536
>>149916564
?

>>149916589
Nah I'm busy, I don't wanna walk to the back of my lot. Its like a km from here to there.

>>149916631
meant for
>>149916597

>>149916631
you vehicle doesnt work?

can we make the next thread calgary flames edition

>>149916666
nice quads
good idea, make it happen :)

>>149916665
It works id just rather walk

>>149916703
except you said yoy wouldnt walk it
lots of excuses

>>149916711
Id rather walk than drive but I don't wanna do either

Reverse image search it or something. That image has only ever appeared on /hoc/

update: i will now be taking my marner at work

>>149916737
Mr shekelberg seething

>>149916737
Based, always marner on the clock

>>149916730
then post an updated photo tonight instead of expecting me to prove you wrong

>>149916666

>>149916749
eh, I'm busy that day. I get vertigo when I look down the lot.

>>149916767
thoughts on getting raped by bud?

>>149916781
new