Thread 149912692

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'stros

I’m in love yu guys!

Mariners (in the other thread)

lol

Mariners

we still got it we still got it

good thread! thanks OP

>>149913552
imagine being a poodrepaco lol

>>149913552
>tatis jr
TATIS XXXL

It's over

>>149913605
lol

We’re all in here frens
>>149913519
>>149913519
>>149913519

Let kek seethe have his night. It’s not change the Poodres losing to the marlels

>>149913630
>every post is about the Dodgers
kek do poodrepacos really?

>>149913231
mlb.tv

I'm just here to watch Ohtani's last at bat.

DINGERTANI

>>149913675
It was worth it

japanese
japan knees

Muncy spammer might be the new KWABoty at this rate…

'stros

This is the bread!!!

>doyerpacos seething so hard they created their own thread
KEK

awww doyerpaco finally figured out how to greentext KEK

awww doyerpaco finally figured out how to greentext KEK

GGs Twins, our young bullpen arms just could not hack it tonight
cya tomorrow for the rubber match

>poodrepacos be like
wow! you're so good! I'd be really scared if we have to play you in the WS!
>trashtro troons be like
tee hee. no! you guys are scary good! I hope we don't have to play you again! <3

I don’t care if it’s only dodger fans in here, I’d gladly just post with you guys anyway. We run the genny

>>149913713
>KWABoty
SNEEDoty

good game, twins
tomorrow

>>>149913713
>>>149913742
>Doyerpacos having an absolute meltdown lmao

>>149913747
the chaos is actually pretty fun

>Doyerpacos having an absolute meltdown lmao

>defferal underdog billion dollar doyers losing to a team that has. A bunch of Somalians

Kwab

Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

doyerpacos seething on their own thread. mein sides!

>>149913787
shut up takagi....

Doyerbros, how to we get the genny to fear and respect us?? We need to get to the bottom of who’s shitposting against us once and for all!!

get the inspector on the case

>>149913996
we already won. that's why this place is always a shitshow.

Worst team coming through

>doyerpacos seething about the Padres in both threads
kek

dodgerchads won, poodrepacos went to bed seething last night lol

>>149912692 (OP)
pads will get hot at this time of year just like they did last year
h-heh... any day now...

>barves
Also welcome to the good part of the Rafael Devers Experience
He either strikes out so hard his helmet flies off and he twists his back or he nukes it out of the stadium

for me it's the chicago cubagos

Attabuschie! there ya are!

Dodgers won

>>149913552
rent free doyerpaco

doyers in 90 minutes

I’m learning about ivy berry seeds during my baseball kino

im an immigrant from >>149913519

they'll win tomorrow because Alcantara kinda sucks now and already got smacked around by them earlier in the season

>>149919508
You are welcome here, leaf

Imagine losing to the Marlels

The thread would be better off if all the Dodgerfags fucked off to their own separate thread

A BIG DUMP!

poodrepacos kek

>>149919510
>>149919529
>>149919532
>>149919534
rent free doyerpacos

>>149919531
But the Doyers are the second coolest team in baseball

no one cares doyerpacos

>Tanner Scott placed on IL
Doyers need to fire their medical staff.

>>149919541
oh hey it's akari's birthday in japan

>>149919531
No one is forcing you to post in the Dodgers general

>>149919541
cubger'em!

why weren’t rangers fans this obnoxious in the thread after their world series win?

KEK STINKY

>>149919551
Isn't that good news? Can't they DFA him after this season?

>>149919551
Why do ppl always blame the medical staff for injuries? Bunch of casuals

rent free doyerpacos

Oh well! The Padres lose, now it's time for Comic Con!

PRRRRRRRRRRRT

>swing at ball 3
>swing at ball 4
>strike out

>>149919567
because the rags went back to being shit right out of the gate last season, the only rags fan who consistently posts here anyways is the Spaniard who likes both the rags and berds

attadansby!attahappy!

>>149919581
>can't beat the marlins
OH I'M LAUGHIN'

>>149919558
>>149919562

lol

Oh well! The Padres lose, now it's time for Comic Con!

Based Dodgerfags knew this thread would be used for today's game

stay mad, el gay is still a shithole

poopoo poodres kek!

>Anons annoyed with me

>Must be poodres fan

oh my

>>149919613
all part of muncyfag's plan

>>149919612
Why is everyone on reddit so gay? None of them act like normal people.

>>149919594
Look, it's Mr Padre the baseball poo

Attareesy

fuck my ass this team sucks. give us sandy marlins!

>>149919612
i talk like that

>>149919619
>0 sports championships of any kind
>The city of San Digaygo

kek poodres

>>149919628
DCI muncie 2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eooQz-Xrn84

>>149919612
That's the second gayest reddit post involving the Mets i've ever seen.

>>149919661
nah i'm sure it was a friendly exchange

You have to wonder how the Tigers were ever good in the first place. Was Hinch cheating again?

hate the dodgers
love ohtani

simple as

dodgers can go on another 7 game losing streak and still lead the division

>>149919641
Babe, I got passes to Comic Con. Are you ready to go so I can pick you up?

Why didn't the Mariners go for Ohtani Yamamoto and Sasaki? Ohtani with the nintendo patch would be kino

The Marlins are only four games below .500

>>149919612
>>149919687
>the mets fans on here are redditors

>>149919710
fried cricket sales can only pay for so much...

>>149919718
the marlins only have four fans

>>149919697
they should do it then, make things interesting

>>149919725
Ewwwwww no

>>149919725
Being a redditor is a requirement for being a Mets fan

Butto is Spanish for ass

>>149919760
can confirm
t. mexican

>>149919760
Machado is spanish for big gay faggot

>>149919736
That's more than what the Padres have in San Diego.

cubs kek

>>149919776
ok that makes sense

Why are the cubs doing this? What is their strategy?

Lindork sucks

the baseball season is long

>>149919801
Cubs are just ass at pitching. They will implode in the postseason

CT33!

>>149919581
Does comic con still exist I thought it went the way of e3 when the plague started. Isn't it just the Disney superhero release schedule now?

ASSO

JOE ASSO

let’s get! The runs back!

>>149919816
Just switch between shota and Boyd every game in the post season we’ll be alright

>>149919807
i will never understand winker hate

>>149919880
antisemitism

>>149919836
E3 died way before that desu :(
I remember wanting to go when I was a kid

>>149919816
With all due respect, what the crap are you talking about? Shōta and Boyd is a nasty 1-2 punch in the post season and they’re going to add another starter. Think before you post you asswhole

It's time for a cub back!

letting gleyber walk looks like a mistake

>>149919811
mogs

>>149919890
i miss the reveal reactions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSOLLpj7N2M

Reaaaaaaaly classy Royals. Real classy

Astros lineup today

>>149919921
You finally decided to hot women instead of those 12 year olds you usually do?

He beaned Busch

>>149919921
whew

>>149919936
It's time for a Cub back!

>>149919548
You got swept by the Angels, bitch. And Astros. And Brewers, twice!

>My Jints :)

>Verlander gets his 1st win after 17 starts!

GGs Braves bros.

ohtani my beloved

I just had some chicken noodle soup with crackers and toast and a blue Gatorade

I kind of don't want Trout to get another RBI today, because he's at 999 and it'll be more special if gets #1000 at home.

>>149919946
You got swept by the Angels, bitch. And Astros. And Brewers, twice!

>>149919921
dodgerfan

>>149919991
then lose the game buster

>>149919991
I’m a Blackhawks fan and if my memory serves me correctly, during the 2010’s they won every Stanley cup at an away game. Which was lame

>>149920005
>you

keep it over the plate asshole

>>149919936
Why do you have a screenshot of my GF dude?

Carson slap

attakelly!

Attaboy Carson!

>>149920045
I like hot handicapped girls

>>149920048
>>149920050
>>149920056
It's time for a Cub back!

Happ’s swing looks so slow and loopy
I think he’s nursing an injury

>>149920027
kek seethe bitch

lmao goated

>>149919946
>out-shitting the dodgers
KEK POODRES

It's time for a Cub back!

>>149920153
The Cubs WILL win

Attaboy Colin

doyerpacos are obsessed with the chadres

Attainning colin

Attainning colin

>>149913605
KEK

"dodgers dodgers dodgers"

that's all this genny talks about

Here come dem cubbies

my brother's name is Colin

sit the FUCK down!

>>149919890
>ywn be a kid again coming home from school to throw on G4 and watching ninja warrior and prime Olivia Munn on AOTS.

Attaeye fagsby!!!!!! Attaeye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149920213
it's like las vegas where like 8/10 people are from southern california (me)

>>149920245
I hate Las Vegas so much

>Altuve day off
Don't the Asstros want to beat Brandon Pfarrt?!

>>149920254
hey come on wynn buffet is good

fagdres couldn't handle the bantz

>>149920213
Any mention of the Dodgers, whether positive or negative, is a good Dodgers post.

Never forget what they took from us

>>149920262
Idk what that is and I don’t care. The city’s existence is pure hubris. From drying up national tributaries to its hedonistic debauchery, rewarding the worst man has to offer. Terrible location, architecture, culture, and even worse people

>>149920231
We didn't have G4 for some reason but my cousin who lived just across the county line did. I was so jealous.
I got my news from Game Informer magazines

>>149920260
We don't need Altuve to do that

Sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149920318
fuck my ass

problem Angels?

EDWIN PEEIAZ PLEASE

THIS UMP HAS MONEY ON THE GAME
NONE OF THESE WERE IN THE ZONE YOU FUCKING BLIND FAGGOT
KILL YOURSELF

PRRT

He never threw a strike, gets the K

Kek

>>149920413
Kek that is pretty fucking egregious

>>149920413
looks good to me

>>149920413
it's all in the framing dontcha know

Cry harder metqueers. Chase Utley MINDFUCKED your asshole

>>149920418
Kek that is pretty fucking egregious

>>149920433
You retard, the ump just fucked the anaels, not the mets

I can't wait for the Padres to relocate out to Oklahoma City or Nashville. Then convert Petco Park into a soccer stadium.

>>149920441
>watching anaels games

God cubs pitching is so ass

>>149919710
Please sir, it's just a small market family owned ballclub barely scraping by.

Yeerrrrrrr OUTTTTTAAAAA hereeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S MUH UMP

Lets get the whole team ejected, fuck this shit ass ump.

THIS SPEECH IS MY RECITAL, I THINK IT'S VERY VITAL
TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME, "IT'S TRICKY" IS THE TITLE (HERE WE GO)
IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME, TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME, IT'S TRICKY
IT'S TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY
IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME, TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME, IT'S TRICKY
TR-TR-TR-TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY

>>149920413
a true masterclass

Sounds like I’m missing some fun refball in another game. What’s goin on with the rumps?

bro we just got Chris Taylor back please

Diaz almost killed that man!

Bo Bichette says he feels this is the best the #BlueJays fan base has been in his time in the big leagues.

“This is what I remember watching on TV when I was 17 years old at home, with Bautista and Donaldson.”

>>149920413
this ump's got a good eye, get him for the postseason

Diaz bent on making this painful

Thank god they took rea out. They’re always leavin these clowns in for an inning too long

>>149920413
>>149920418
Bad calls but all three in the same spot. After the first one he probably should have swung knowing the umps calling that a strike. After the second and with two strikes you gotta swing. Zone established, get the bat off your shoulder.

sit the FUCK down!!!!

its the fucking rockies

>>149920585
I think I’m gonna start watching this game instead of da cubbies because this ump seems hilarious

>>149920616
It's almost over

>wind blowing straight out
wow
much run
very offense
nice job
so good
such slug

Books!

Bring on the big titty Jap webms

That sucked.

GG Mets.

Umps + Mets Eiffel towered the Anaels today.

GG anaelbros

METS WIN

Gosh the cubs are getting killed wtf is happening lol

>>149920696
it's official: we suck

go Sneks

>>149920648
only ancientfags will remember this gem

>>149920703
Definitely seem to be in a slump lately. Still tied for first in the mlb so I wouldn’t say they suck, but this series has been butt ass ugly

>>149920696
hot and humid, air so thin even the designated base runner hits his first HR xD

lets go dodgers

GG's Angels

>>149920728
lame, she should have kissed her on the lips

>>149920696
The cubs are shit, bro. Get over it.

>>149920703
>>149920696
vgh

>>149920728
>tfw webms don’t work on my iphag anymore for some reason and can’t look at azn qt3.14’s

>>149920726
and Seth Lugo is killing them, hope we bundle him with Estevez and get some juicy prospects

I'd 8-2 be a cubs fan right now

are people realizing that the brewers are the cubs but good?

>>149920745
Idk what that means

Is it almost time Yankbros?

>>149920045
Dasha?

>>149920749
I want an outfield bat that can contribute in 2026

>>149920747
Same wtf…

sneks

https://programminginsider.com/saturday-ratings-wnba-all-star-game-on-abc-scores-its-second-most-watched-edition-to-date/

>boresball
>relevant

Pick one. Can't even get more viewers than the wnba. Pay them what you owe them

>>149920612
Eric fedde dfa'd so we already spiritually won today

PFMA...

>>149919921
actually has an ass.
also, definitely a dodger fan.

>>149920541
Rockin’

Brewers are UP

>>149920808
mlb all star game had 7m viewers retard

>>149920747
Sucks to be you.

>>149920836
It does

>>149920802
*steps on it*

>>149920747
Use the 4chan app for iOS called Chance

>>149920782
I've been here since 2013 baby

Though just moved back to Wisconsin like a year ago

>>149920808
MLB got 8 million

fuck off s o y

Time for my Dodgers to stink it up once again

>>149920747
why even live?

>>149920832
>only 7 million

>boresball
>relevant

When's football season

>>149920848
Nah

Sorry I am late today and missed yesterday. Been very very busy at work and had to help my brother with his vow renewal with his wife.

Anyway
NPB All-Star Game 1 Results
Highlights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWLHL48qI6c

>>149920832
>muh all star game
Sad you have to resort to that to defend against WNBA. Pretty sure NFL doesn’t worry about the popularity of women’s basketball lol

>>149920899
KBO Standings

>>149920909
Basketball hasn’t been worth watching since Michael Jordan was on the court. Men or women’s

>>149920899
>>149920914
where can we watch kbo/npb stuff anyway?

>>149920914
MLB American

>>149920909
So someone can come in posting about the WNBA ASG but we can't post about MLB?

Pretty sure the Pro Bowl is a fucking joke

This is /mlb/ if you’re posting here and you don’t like baseball I think you should probably just end your own gay life, thanks.

>>149920950
checked

>>149920747
that's too bad

>no correa
doyerbros.... who do we boo now?

ITFDB

>>149920930
MLB National
>>149920926
You can watch KBO Absolutely Free legally at https://www.sooplive.com/category/kbo-league
For NPB the TV Rights and thus streaming Rights are Split.
For Pacific League you can watch on youtube https://www.youtube.com/@PacificLeagueTVEngofficial/featured
For Central League you'll have to either use VPNs for DAZN Japan or illegal stream it live.

#ITFDB presented by Toyo Tires.

I think the DOYERS should play a home game while everyone is still at work!

>>149920831
mets/knicks fan

>>149920998
Mets already did it, copycats

>>149920998
>neither the twins or dodgers are playing tomorrow
why is this a day game anyways

>>149920986
I should note that for Pacific League, there is a tape delay as a policy. If you want to watch live, you'll have to go through illegal streaming sites.

>>149920927
long eye lashes

>enters thread
what the fuck is up mariners nation

Twins logo looks too much like something the fish would use to me

>>149921050
Mariners have to win, since the cubbies are shitting themselves lately

>>149919725
For me, it’s r/boricuabussy

shaw smack

>>149921075
cubiners lives on

will glasnow fake an injury as an excuse if he has a terrible outing, ala scott, casparius?

UMP CHADS RISE UP

>>149920968
Based Okinawan tan enjoyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX3-JaiZuik

bootlickers sit the fuck down

I would sexually fuck Taylor McGregor. In the pussy

>>149921130
She's going to age badly

rooting for the Metsineriants while it lasts until Friday

Now we’re brewin’ with gas

>>149921099
Cubtropolinetsinereriants bros check in!

>>149921144
Da wall comes for all broads

GET READY TO RE-LEARN CHICAGOAN, DYLAN CEASE YOU'RE TAKING THE FIRST PLANE TO THE SOUTH SIDE

>>149921162
it's just you bro

>>149921130
That’s a man’s name

based umpchad

dingertani incoming

SHOHEI BOMB

OHTANI BOMB

>>149921192
Then I’m doing well thanks for asking

NUESTRO SENOR JESUS CRISTO DE BEISBOLTANI

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN

I mean what can you even say at this point. He's the GOAT. There's no point arguing it.

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
FIVE STRAIGHT GAMES WITH A HOMERUN
441FT

AN OHTANIAN BLAST!

>>149920747
It’s a pain in the ass but just hold the press and it’ll open in another tab. Don’t know what’s going

holy fucking shit dude shohei is a cheat code kek

AHHHH

>>149921233
I say he's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.

Ohtani makes a big fly to soften the blow when the Twins score 10 runs in the next inning

>>149921191
We'll take him.

teo :)

now if only the other doyer bums could do something

>>149921260
You guys are too insecure. There's nothing gay about admitting that another guy has a good physique. Doesn't mean you want to fuck them. Just means you're not delusional.

Faggotswede kek

>>149921260
he seems like some sort of android instead of a regular human being

>>149921233
>sweden
>yes

>>149921275
cope.

real dodger merch

>>149921317
what a bomb

hot take: ohtani isnt that good. hes a stats darling but doesnt quite pass the eye test.

>>149921316
based oldfag Eric Gagne appreciator

>>149921317
Does this put him over .200 on the month?

>>149921317
>TEL
I fucking hate those goddam cocksuckers like you would not believe

>>149921316
>you now remember eric gagne

>>149921317
his swing is so fucking clean man

>>149921317
>black screen thumbnail

>>149921334
Based. Weebcels will seethe. Anyone who knows ball can see it

>>149921341
never even heard of them
why?

pca slap

>>149921358
what a bomb

>>149921358
black screen adds excitement. you don't know what you're about to watch.
your thumbnail is just boring.

>>149921316
imagine /mlb/ during a gagne/bonds at bat
would've been kino

I think ohtani is a pretty good ballplayer

>>149921363
They make my job harder on a nearly weekly basis.

I wouldn't be surprised if Ohtani is on steroids.

why is doyer stadium so empty during day games?

>>149921380
last night was more impressive driving 99 mph

sleeves or no sleeves if you were a ballplayer, /mlb/?

>>149920848
No such thing

>>149921400
average at bat against charlie morton

>>149921413
ICE

Ohtani’s HR proves the league is scripting his HRs for engagement on social media. 0-2 count and the dude hangs probably the worst curveball of all time middle-middle. He was paid or forced to throw a meatball that AB. There is no other explanation. This is worse and more obvious than that Ortiz guy who is suspended for intentionally throwing balls so gamblers can win bets.

>>149921425
ICE is good
t. los angeles

>>149921410
based Nippon making the saar seethe

>>149921421
It's on github, not the app store.

>>149921400
ORA ORA ORA!

>>149921436
i saw people claim that traffic is all of the sudden way down in la, and i find that hard to believe

blow it up

>>149921454
I saw that too, they were looking at traffic on the saturday of 4th of july weekend at 8:30pm

cubiners

literally everyone ITT would want Ohtani on their team

>>149921418
No sleeves. I do like the sleeveless jerseys though.

>>149921544
well yes

>>149920812
Oh no no no

>>149921544
Of course but that doesn’t make bullying the shitters who worship the ground he walks on and know nothing about baseball any less important

>>149921485
why didn't they just trade Fedde for the best offer

doyers kwab

>>149921544
>literally everyone ITT would want Ohtani on their team
i genuinely wouldnt. not after he ruined his best friend's life to save his career from the gambling scandal.

oh brother

doyers?

>>149921608
Decoy is his best friend. Ippei was a degenerate leech.

>>149921454
>>149921489
once summer starts, there are a lot less cars because college students aren't on the road anymore. funny thing because it feels like there are less and less cars as we go into the school year because they keep slowly dropping out and, thus, clearing the road

Doyers pitcher just LOVE giving up leads

>>149921642
*fewer

>>149921544
my team already has a japanese DH

>>149921631
this anon gets it.

>>149921544
It'd be nice if Senga had a friend

>>149921582
You’ll be sorry when the FBI flags this game for weird betting patterns on an Ohtani HR and the pitchers squeals. He was paid off.

expansion when

>>149921454
>all of the sudden

Jannies deleted this post in the last nu btw. Never forget.

>>149920300
maybe the new owner will change it back

Steal? Uhhh nope catcher interference

>>149921714
cool, now i know that's a bannable offense

>>149921697
kek. if you had any prior knowledge of how Paddack is it wouldn't occur to you to say something that dumb

james (is) out, man

he's out, man

Jannies deleted this post in the last nu btw. Never forget.

Brewers feasting

sigh kek ugh...gg yals

>mookie .237 avg, .680 ops
where did it all go wrong

Doyerpacos seething kek

just need a starter, reliever, 1b, and 3b at the deadline

Stupid cubs. Stupid mariners.

>>149921776
You forgot the meme arrow so you look like that and say that ;P

>>149921785
he got a worm and only eats leaves, he lost all his power and has no more muscle

did the tigers get swept by the Pirates?

the padres are such an embarrassment to california baseball

it ain't lookin good bros

>>149921745
The worst pitcher in single A ball isn’t lobbing a slow curve middle middle vs the best hitter in the baseball on 0-2 unless he was getting financially rewarded. Paddack sucks but he isn’t retarded and incompetent he’s very able to dirt a curve 100% of the time he intentionally threw a meatball and there’s no denying it.

>>149921828
What’s a sweep?

>>149921814
>You forgot the meme arrow so you look like that and say that ;P
more likely I do it to get under the skin of the >same individuals who feel the need to point that out all
>the time

>>149921714
like everyone else, jannies are dodger fans.

>>149921850
oi wusall this then poodres innit?

>>149921850
*mexican baseball

ftfy

that's my comet

glasnow is no longer ass now
lord, please let him stay healthy the rest of the season
also, lord, please kill mookie betts and release us from this suffering
amen

>>149921911
Most loyal doyerpaco

We need more unique colored teams. Too many red and blue teams.

>>149921900
comet is fuckin cool man. love having him on the team.
gonna be honest, after out man's out last night i don't mind him either. give me some fucking pitching and some defense. let's be a fundamentals team.

>>149920375
>We don't need Altuve to do that
How is that working out for ya?

>>149921857
Paddack is a meathead. the poodres brought him up too early without developing any decent secondary pitches to be a rotational anchor and he got lit up. cocky retard who struts into the stadium in a big cowboy hat and boots they traded him to the twins as soon as they could.

>>149921928
mookie is a mercenary. i am loyal to the owners and the farm

>>149921911
he's performing at an equal level with Paddack in this game. I don't think someone would say that's good for Glasnow

>>149921700
I would be shocked if the MLB added two teams in the next 20 years
looking at the Tampa and Oakland situations, it seems like the league may contract before it expands
even if markets like SLC or Austin are growing, I do not hear much interest in putting teams there. Hedge fund guys seem to prefer buying NBA teams, probably due to the global appeal of basketball

great now its hello kitty too jews have completely destroyed this once proud white mans sport.

>>149921928
what color should utah be? and will they be the bees? i'm not sure they can use the name, but it would be cool. but i guess then you end up with a yellow and blue or yellow and grey or yellow and black team, no?

Go Sneks

>>149921911
2 good playoff starts will make that contract worth it. Mookie has now become our loveable light hitting gg caliber ss.

>>149921911
>the curse of the glove goblin

>>149921955
>Ohtani
>Freddie
>Muncy
>Yamamoto
>not mercenaries
Doggie doos o kek lmao

keekay and his popsicle

>>149921965
his "stuff" looks good though. when he's not broken his movement is electric. i want to enjoy watching dodger starters again man

Webm bros need to get the Dodger blowing that ice pop

keekay has TWO popsicles

>>149921976
Indianapolis will be the dark horse surprise pick.

LMAO WTF WAS THAT

>>149921955
I can't wait to see Eduardo Quintero play

>>149921965
his last two outings against the brewers were good.

Kike try to not act gay challenge

freddie :(

freddie isn't used to teo hitting so now he's off his game

>>149921850
The Angels exist

>8th RBI this series
Kid is pretty good

>>149921976
SLC is happening because the Miller family sold the Jazz in order to get an MLB team. They also have land for a stadium.

>>149921996
meant for >>149921932

The Salt Lake City Soakers, coming soon to MLB

>>149922031
maybe! if the draft rules make the minor league irrelevant by sending players MLB faster (with AAA being like the AHL or NBA G League) and Charlotte, Nashville, Indy, etc. just get MLB teams, then expansion could happen but with lower team valuations

i was not aware or rather, did not notice that keekay was injured

>>149922122
His name is Kike

Glasnow should get some geri curls

>>149922134
whoa... cool it with the antisemitism, buddy

>>149922134
>His name is Kike
This. Nick Fuentes won.

>>149922122
It's been pain for the Dodgers because they can't send him out when they're losing to do their funny "Kike on the mound with his big dumb helmet and posing like their pitchers" thing. makes viewers have to actually stomach their losses instead of laughing them off

>Ohtani, Smith, and Pages are the only ones consistently knocking in runs
grim
>>149922155
They still have Rojas and his ebin mimicries. But I have the feeling someone high up told Dave to knock that shit off and punt less games

salt lake wanderers or nomads or something might be cool. salt lake racers? just some random old school charm would work for me. salt lake lizards?

And the Astros take the lead again this time on another wild pitch

>>149922100
Formerly known as the San Diego Padres.

>20 Things You Didn't Know About Salt Lake City
>It's got one of the largest LGBT communities in the US.
The Salt Lake City Cruisers

>>149922196
The state government passed a bill last year that says they have to be called the Utah ____

https://ksltv.com/politics-elections/utah-legislature/utah-legislature-approves-fairpark-district-framework-for-mlb-ballpark-funding/626324/

>>149922193
>I have the feeling someone high up told Dave to knock that shit off and punt less games
I think that 4th of july punt had to be the most braindead tone-deaf managerial display of the modern era. Absolutely embarrassed the organization in front of 60k. If you punt you punt on the road exclusively

>>149922196
something to with Bees or the Hive

>>149921976
>>149922031
It is pretty wild that the South only has one team (no the Southwest and Florida do not count). Raleigh NC would be nice if Nashville or Charlotte don't pan out

jumbo jack secured

>>149922291
SLC Bees got a nice ring to it though fr ong

>>149922293
the "Carolina Reapers" would be a cool name for a sports team

>>149922284
utah has a name has much less charm than salt lake. that's a shame
however... this name would save it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9Wqs4vjZM

>>149922291
Utah Buzz, and then we all get a good chuckle about the state's alcohol limits

I thought we agreed a couple years ago what the SLC team was going to be called. can't remember now what it was but I haven't seen it mentioned yet.

Utah Mormons
Utah Whitoids
Utah Reckers

>>149922293
too many south teams and we'll have to make a new division

>>149922349
it was the brine shrimp
go brinies....

Friar replaced by the black tie missionary lol

>>149922391
lmao. yes!

What exactly is there to see in Minneapolis? They have to share their team name with a neighboring city.. are they that boring?

Utah Saltines

>>149922405
Cool skyline and cityscape imo

Are there other cities in Utah besides SLC?

Give Glasnow some run support you overpaid bums

>>149922477
he's the most overpaid bum tho

Outman has such a classic baseball look. I don't care how much he sucks at batting, he looks like he belongs.

>>149922405
have you ever seen Minnehaha Falls
makes Gooseberry Falls look like crap

>>149922477
Outman gotta live up to his name
I can't be too mad at him though because his defense has saved our asses

WE'RE ALL IN HERE lol
>>149922422
>>149922422
>>149922422
>>149922422

Utah Alfalfas
Utah Alfs

>>149922498
>>149922498
Nu
>>149922498
>>149922498

>>149921412
His doctor gave them to him. He had no idea.

>>149922528
Yeah
nah
everyone go here >>149922520

>>149922469
North Salt Lake and South Salt Lake

>>149922405
i don't know, i just hear it's a nice place in the summer

>>149922502
for me, it's rushing

>>149922502
rooting hard for him ofc but I won't miss seeing him

>>149922469
provo

>>149922469
Provo Pollos

>>149922545
he deleted his pathetic thread.

And just like that Sousa is going to spill his spaghetti and lose us the game