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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
202

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 165 (+10)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 172 (+10)
Williams Mercedes: 59 (+4)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
10 year anniversary of Jules Bianchi's death
Coulthard: You can’t rule Verstappen out
Red Bull 'culture change' predicted with Christian Horner 'all guns blazing' era over
F1 on course for net zero after publishing latest sustainbility report (haha)
Mercedes lobbying FIA to increase protest fees; doesn't acknowledge Russell still needs to be punished
Riccardo Patrese wants an FIA president who can "better understand motor racing"
Zandvoort had a bit of rain, and terrible drainage, so the town and track had a bit of standing water
Outlets are going to town with a Carlos Sainz podcast appearance
Yuki Tsunoda's Red Bull future questioned by Jacques Villeneuve: "Have to be exceptional"
"Max is an amazing guy" - Bortoleto

goedemorgen
bonjour
guten morgen

gimi

spa next

oscars lewds

have a goedele liekens

>>149914486
>mfw I'm een Belgisch psycholoog en seksuoloog

>>149914430
bonjour

gimi 7

There's a cat living somewhere outside my apartment I've seen a couple times. He's kinda friendly but clearly used to living outside. Was considering picking him up but not super sure cause my cat passed at the end of last year :(

>>149914539
DIS NIGGA IS EATING BEANS

>>149914558
Who did your cat pass?

F1 related because Marko drove it to a Le Mans win

>sleep 8-9 hours feel like crap
>sleep 4-5 hours feel great
F1 equivalent of this?

Ozzy would still be there with us if he did coke on a Halo

are (((they))) going to rig it again for him this week?

>8 posts in 1h 15 min
>during race weekend
>in a season with the closest WDC battle since 2021

>>149914952
Sleep is better.

>>149914952
I haven't been feeling like it recently

>>149914422 (OP)
>no ozzy edition
wasted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m2nfk5jCOI

>>149914952
I still remember start of 2022, we were so close to greatness

>>149914720
Torque curves and sleep cycles, just like for a car, you need to switch gear (wake up) when the curve is high, otherwise you risk stalling (feeling tired)

>>149914952
>>in a season with the closest WDC battle since 2021
Nobody gives a fuck about papaya frauds carried by the car

>>149914952
>more places are gained after races than during
>any slightly aggressive move is penalized
the only thing worth watching for is the inevitable meltdown by bongs watching their veteran f1 driver get beaten by an aussie in his third f1 season

>>149914952
will they finally go elbows out? or is it cucked wholesome papaya rules faggotry forever?

>>149915148
After Canada they won't be allowed to race hard, Oscar locked up in Austria and his race engineer essentially berated him

>>149915123
calling norris a veteran f1 driver is a bit far fetched

>>149915123
lando is british when he wins, belgian when he loses

>>149915183
so does that make Hamilkek Grenadian?

>>149915196
He's Brazilian
https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/its-the-greatest-honour-hamilton-made-an-honorary-citizen-of-brazil-ahead-of.2ill5NsrW9K6piOMofJPuE

>>149915205
this is an actual humiliation ritual for the entre brazilian nation

>>149915220
been on it since Barrichello

>>149914532
*licks*
>>149913988
Liar
>>149914143
>>149914215
The Dutchman is right, Porsche wanted some sort of controlling stake in the company despite it being little more than a badging deal (allegedly)
>>149915220
>humiliation ritual
*Hamiliation ritual

>le fast car wins
You guys should really watch some tennis

>>149915304
Sorry but I can't take seriously any sport that allows women to compete on top level

>>149915304
At least post the Kazakh

>>149915304
That's a man

>>149915304
sport for richfags who huff their own farts
(not like F1 is much different)

this sport now is full of zoomers who are all close friends off the grid
can't take it seriously anymore

>>149915356
this is why we need a grid with 30+ people

>>149915356
no one cares about your need for drama, you woman

>>149915350
Definitely not
https://youtu.be/gk3jgH9tMyY?si=p_IhlShEswFGkrgr

>>149915369
preferably about 7 of them are Italian too

>>149915374
sorry i don't enjoy a sterile sport for boring cunts that need a DTS highlight reel after every season because it is the only way to attract new viewers.

just about every single female tennis player is a dog

>>149911006
Max has had some insane luck in 2023 to avoid being collected in Qatar and Mexico T1 shenanigans, and in 2024 in Miami.

>>149915476
>Mexico
heh you just reminded me of that humiliation ritual which Red Bull performed on him in Mexico

I ran out of shelf space for my donald duck comic books

There was a shooting in Bernie Collins's home town. Two dead. It's like Boyz n da Hood. I blame Liberty.

F1 2012 starts Friday

>>149915526
how many do you have?

How is Lando so brown though?

>>149915703
all of them.
over 30 issues of carl barks and don rosa so far
other types? I dunno, I lost track

>>149915735
brit "father"

>>149915735
he's just swarthy and conventionally ugly. he will be paler when he gets older, just look at sainz and sainz jr

>only wed
le sigh

>>149915766
>Carl Barks
Don Rosa is better

Accidentally farted on my fat Australian roommate and he got a boner. Weird cunt.

gimi

>>149915987
Did you fuck?

>>149915987
>it was actually a shart

Juan
>“If Max leaves and they [Mercedes] don’t burn themselves on George, then Red Bull will probably sign Carlos Sainz,” Montoya told AS Colombia. “And then they put Kimi at Williams. That gives Antonelli time to develop, just like they did with George.

>“I think they [Red Bull] had the option to bring in Carlos, but Max didn’t want Carlos as a team-mate. That makes it complicated.

>“Although I don’t think Max has been given the option or the right to say who he wants as a team-mate at Mercedes. That’s the only thing I don’t think he will get, of what he does have at Red Bull.”

>>149915992
Y… yes.
>>149916000
N-noo. Beans don’t make you shart. Just fart.

>>149915735
>How is Lando so brown though?
He's British.

gimi

>>149916060
Are you ans gril?

>>149916358
Yes.
t. 23 year old female

Max Furstappen :3

>>149916487
Can you do that trick with ping pong ball like Sticky Vicky?

>>149916052
the best medshitters are about as good or slightly worse than hulkenberg

>>149916487
You know the rules.

>>149915766
>Carl Barks was his real name, not a pseudonym
What the aitch

>Rain potential high for the weekend
Another shocker for The Clerk then I guess

>>149916487
How exactly did you fart on your male roommate?

>>149916707
He dies?

>>149916708
By trying to shit on him but only producing gas instead

>>149916707
Great, pussy ass drivers and pussy ass rules, half the race under a saftery car.
Why the fuck can't current drivers race in rain? Senna would do it on slicks, these fucks shit themselves on full-wets when there's a tiny puddle or two.

>>149916750
A Franch guy went too fast under red flags and got himself killed.
Franch people and rule breaking, name a more destructive combination.

>>149916773
pozfags and globohomos

>1) Russell
>2) Verstappen
>3) Piastri
>4) Norris
>5) Albon
>6) Hulkenberg
>7) Leclerc
>8) Gasly
>9) Ocon
>10) Hadjar
>11) Alonso
>12) Bearman
>13) Sainz
>14) Hamilton
>15) Borteleto
>16) Stroll
>17) Antonelli
>18) Lawson
>19) Tsunoda
>20) Colapinto
>21) Doohan

In terms of maximising the results with the machinery they have and overall drives I think this is a fair half-way ranking.

>>149916487
Please sit on my face

>>149916844
Albon got shat on by Colapinto, bro

>>149916848
no you don't know how much she weighs!

>>149916873
Gasly must be the GOAT then.

>>149916844
Hadjar got shat on by Tsunoda, bro

Aussie roommate got farted on by American, bro

>>149916487
dick or gtfo

>>149916844
>>1) Russell
NARB
He's actually 22.

>>149916844
when it comes to maximizing results albon has to be #1, he ladyboyd himself into multiple top 5 results when ferraris struggled and sainz got shit on by bad luck.

she is a good woman
f1 drivers are faggots because they prefer 45kg instagram models with body like stick and breath of 10 rich old dicks, instead of real women, one in a hundred million, like her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtTUPwtAqOI

do you think sauber was a midfield car last year as well and bottas and joe are just cowshit tier

>>149916998
Her tattoos and piercings are trash, she was hot before all that mess

>>149917026
and her strangely mottled skin

>>149917024
Nah.
Binotto and Wheatley are cooking

>>149917074
cooking what exactly

>>149914952
wege slaving is a bitch

>>149917103
alonsoooooooo alonsoooooooo alonsooooooo alonsooooooo alonsoooooo

>>149917026
i cant hope for anything better, i would be happy if i get a trashy but cute and non slut girl

wow, only 1 of the top 3 drivers of the 2014 season is still in the game

>>149916995
Monco was a wasted oppurtunity.
Bahrain was a massive waste.
Spain was clumsy with the damage, Canada was awful before the mechanical problem.
Messed up a podium in Imola by showcasing his questionable race craft.
Was the slower Williams in Silverstone before Leclerc killed Sainz and himself.
Other than that I think he has been exceptional.

>>149917091
A masterclass

Chances of Istanbul Park returning???

>>149917161
alonso in 2014 with a car 4-5 tenths slower would have won the wdc

>>149916876
Oh hell yeh

How can redbull still employ this racist and sexist fascist I will never understand

>>149917339
h-he said WHAT?? AWWW HEEEEELLL NAAAWWWW

>>149917147
good luck out there bro, we're all rooting for you

will this have a negative impact on f1 becoming net zero by 2030?

>>149917127
>the best part about cooking stew...

>>149916508
Why do furfags waste so much money on these shoddy ass fursuits?

>>149917391
>muh trees
lmao just go plant some more you big whiny babies. this planet has more trees then there are stars in the entire galaxy

>>149916844
ruslel got shit on by kwabmilt*n, who's getting 23-1'd by lecuck, bro

>>149917396
>I get older, it stays the same age

>>149917433
>heh, if you like em so much, YOU do somethin to fix it then!
You reek of judaism

What do you think Michael Schumacher is doing right now?

>>149916844
Russell is pure shit and only looks good because his teammate is a rookie. He has the 2nd best car on the grid (when it's not overheating). What exactly was he achieving with Williams?

Now that the dust has settled, was Michael Schumacher right to hit that rock?

RIP IN PEECE BLACK SABBATH

>>149917541
Yeah but no save the trees. I love nature and vegetation. Concrete structures are nature’s biggest enemy.

>>149917631
Black Sabbath is the band you stupid zoomer. Ozzy was the one who died.

>>149917666
Ozzy is a fizzy drink retard

>>149916844
aren't you supposed to be in belgium, george?

>>149917666
Checked
Blacksabath was the singer's name and Black Sabbath was the band's name, like Bongiovi and Bon Jovi

>>149914899
Why would they?

Spack Poorfraud

based knower

the rule is "taking an advantage" not "gaining a position"

Lando: "I don't know if I want to be remembered as a racing driver or not. My dream of becoming a world champion, that’s a personal thing. That’s not something I wish people to remember me by probably in 30 years [..] [i want to be remembered] just for being a good person, more than anything”

kwab

>>149917763
if the STUPID CHINK loses to this i kill hill him and rape his gf

>>149917763
Even Jenson said his greatest accomplishment was having kids, breeder mentality is just as pathetic as wanting to be remembered.

Franco Colapinto en España, jugando ping-pong.
https://x.com/nicolas63238207/status/1947796689697243491

>>149917631
I lost a bet thinking Gene Simmons would die before Ozzy… Thankfully it was $5 and the guy I owe money to is in England at the moment.

>>149917860
jajajajj
yeah, he lives is mallorca, i dont know if his slut lives with him

>>149917252
sheeesh he should collab with lewandowski

>>149915148
No they've been rigging it for noRizz

Once Piastri takes the new suspension he'll be uncomfortable with it and Lando will handedly beat him to the WDC. I've seen the script.

>>149914363
>belgium next

>>149917957
Lando is zoomer Damon Hill

>>149917875
>guy flew to birmingham to make sure he won his $5
thats commitment

>>149917855
>breeder mentality is just as pathetic as

Incel detected

>>149917978
She's a pornstar btw and has taken massive amounts of BBC on camera

>>149917860
Tight ToT

colapa

>>149917683
But the Black Sabbath vocalist was Ronald James Padavona

poz3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149917995
>using a word like breeder, especially as a pejorative
More like tranny detected.

>>149917732
2009 was shit
track limits abuse at the start
+ force india without kers

>>149918088
Alonso will win his 3rd WDC in 2026 thanks to Honda & Newey finally giving him a top car.

Then he will go back to his empty home to celebrate his achievement alone by liking Instagram photos of young Russian models, half of which block his old ass.

>>149918206
Newey is pure shit bro

now that the dust has settled, who had the better teammates? Senna or Prost?

>>149918200
He abused track limits at the start two times in a row (2008/2009)

>>149918232
Prost because they let him fuck their wives. Senna's teammates never let him anywhere near their daughters.

>>149918232
>both had mr. mental fatigue as team mate
grim

>>149918206
>half of which block his old ass
You underestimate how much qts love a wealthy sugar daddy

I was on podium pace in my first online race in LMU and I fucking spun myself out at Eau Rogue, destroyed my car and i got a DNF on my licence.....I never felt so much shame in my life.

Lisa!

>>149917024
The Sauber had pace the last few races, Bottas even got to Q3 once.

>>149918308
kwab

>>149918308
Gaming rage goes away quickly unless it's some rare achievement that barely got away due to some stupid thing and you never get it even ages later.

>>149914952
I'm busy

>>149918347
Stop overusing this image, it's one of the few genuine funny ones

>>149918378
loving the sniffers on these

>>149918375
Kelly's curly foot is still kind of funny

>>149918206
>no windows
This is why I would buy a farmhouse in Switzerland like Heidfeld and Vettel.

>>149918206
>Instagram photos of young Russian models
*acc managed by mom
iykyk

>>149918407
>no windows
Yeah, the forced update to Windows 11 requiring "new" hardware made many switch to Linux.

F1 Academy > F1

>>149918206
kek

>>149918440
F1 University > F1 Academy > F1 College > F1 Elementary > F1 Kindergarten > F1

have some windows

>>149918206
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

>>149918463
and F1 Remedial (aka Formula E)?

digits and a driver dies at spa

>>149917732
I don't rate Kimi particularly high any more but that 2004 performance was wild.
His steering was also slightly damaged the entire race from a turn 1 collision.

>>149918491
At the very bottom or the very top, depending on your perspective.

>>149918501
plot twist: a team boss dies at spa

F1 Academy has the gayest calendar of all time holy shit

Over 2 months between Montreal and Zandvoort, then 1 and 1.5 month gaps to Singapore and Las Vegas

Speaking of gaps, look at the midriff of F1 Academy driver Alba Hurup Larsen (16)

>>149918522
Nice!

>>149918566
Is that Dan?
DAN!
DAN!
DAN!
DAN!

DAN!


DAN!
DAN!

more windows

>F1 Academy
Lost interest with no Marta, Nerea or Amna there anymore

>>149918693
>Marta, Nerea or Amna
look at this retard, she is into moor girls

>>149918693
You have shit taste in female racers

>>149918737
It's called being straight.

>>149918792
Is she really?

>>149918852
Is she what? White? Yeah.

>>149918841
i was joking, i do like nerea(best girl) and marta(decent enough),not the other one

>>149918428
most of those "russians" are actually hoholinas and they probably moved west

>>149918428
idk
qrd?
thx

>>149918977
they pimp their underage daughters to nonces

>>149918983
oh, thought you were talking about a specific case

>>149918983
On Instagram? How's that supposed to work? Can you make money from views or something?

>ynr sennonce tried to take eau rouge with him
It must have been so frustrating for old fags in 1994. "They" really took advantage of his death to rip some of the remaining balls out of the sport.

>>149919061
um, sweatie

>>149918983
It's always men complaining about "nonces"

>>149919095
Oh here come >Belgium next posts

>>149918998
>make contact using DM
>pay for custom sets
>move to another instant messaging app
>pay more money for more promiscuous sets
>build a good client rep
>be offered full nude sets
it's all just a big front for noncery. there are multiple articles about people getting jail time for this stuff

>>149919095
>angelina-polikarpova
>Born: May 30, 2007 (age 18 years)
I don't see the problem, anon.

spa next

>>149919091
kek I didn't know, sorry. Though I suspected the illuminati, through their agent niki lauda (name means "born in fire" in latin), were the ones to set up hamiltons run at mercedes.

real
>belgium next
has never been tried

ps3 got fully mindbroken by Norris

how can belgium is next be real, if belgium is not real?
checkmate, atheists

>>149919091
>After Senna died, the sport actually became even bigger
can't see how that works

>>149919316
How can (sqrt(2))^2 be real if sqrt(2) is not real?

>>149919316
>>149919334
Wait, that's rational.
For real see i and i^2.

>>149919265
sexo con latinas

>>149919334
>>149919340
letters don't belong in math
just like women

We need him back.

Tastes better than Hamilton's snake oil

>>149919114
What if some sick fucks wants more than photos? Is that kind of horror even possible and how would they arrange something as disturbing as that?

>>149919371
You don't need the letter i. It's quite literally just an abbreviation for sqrt(-1). So you can just write that instead every time you deal with an immaginary number.

stroke my pp to make it sqrt

>>149919421
oh I'm imagining things right now

gimi

>>149919427
What are you doing in dutchland Horner? Stay away from verstappens family!!!

>>149919455
many lesbians here!

Ferrari 2048

>>149919427
How would we even make your pp a square root?

>>149919421
but you used letters to write "sqrt"
better to use the radical symbol √

>>149919485
you're thinking of 2049

Ferrari 2^11

>>149919505
>use the radical symbol
Sorry, but we are not allowed to use radical symbols in Germany. Radicalism is bad.

>>149917992
Kek

Poowis Shartmilton will never win a WDC

>>149920066
Still waiting for him to lose the 2008 WDC already.

>>149920066
uh buddy, i got some news for you

narb a shit

>ferrari will never win anything ever again
:|
>lewis hamilton will never win anything ever again
:O

I haven't heard anything about this guy in awhile, what's he been up to?

>>149920124
Snorting coke in private. Not joking.

>>149920124
tonguing michael schumacher's anus

>>149919560
HERR LEOPOLD, LOOK AT HIS COMPUTER NOW

don't open

How many glasses of wine does this guy cruise on each race?

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>149918950
>>149918983
>>149919095
What's the #1 media export from former soviet states?
>>149919114
>there are multiple articles about people getting jail time for this stuff
sauce?
>>149919358
Oscar Piastri is Chinese

I tried the Monster Energy Lando Norizz edition and it was the most milquetoast and inofensive shit I've ever drunk. Fits him well.

>>149918034
pfffft, no the fuck he wasn't

>>149918440
Do you watch it for the racing or just to get more goon material?

>>149920984
The racing, an Academy shitshow is way more interesting than an F1 snoozefest.

>>149919397
I wish Max got his own Red Bull flavor but considering the inevitable move to Mercedes we'll probably not get that.

>>149919439
Why is he so mad?

>>149920984
i watch it for the crashing

>>149921164
Clinical Narcissism means ps3 only ever feels empty or rage.

>>149919439
>moi dark passenga, moite

>>149920686
>sauce?
https://www.justice.gov/archives/opa/pr/bulgarian-national-convicted-child-pornography-trafficking-conspiracy
https://lawandcrime.com/child-abuse/south-florida-woman-sentenced-to-federal-prison-for-role-in-international-ring-that-sexually-exploited-child-models/
etc etc, basically 'child model site:justice.gov'

reminder that these guys are literally your average /f1/ race webm posters

>>149921348
This is what Billy Monger looks like now

red bull removed max's picture from the cans

>>149920115
yes. and?

>>149920984
SEX SEX SEX
IS THAT ALL YOU FAGGOTS THINK ABOUT?

>toto says max isn't moving until at least 2027
Well, of course. He has to figure out which cars are ass and which aren't first.

>>149921209
all I know is pain
all I feel is rage

>>149921930
2026 Midfield Max will be the best entertainment on the grid.
2026 Backmarker Tsunoda will be sad to watch though.

>>149921930
Talked with a guy at a birthday last weekend and he looked at me like he saw water burning when I said I'd think Max would stick with Red Bull for 2026

>>149921930
summer

Nothing wrong with a 7 year age gap, right? Max and Kelly have a 9 year gap and they're doing fine.

>>149922232
Depends on the age of the youngest one

>>149921318
Interesting, up until recently I naively thought the CP problem was getting better because I didn't see as much of it posted on 4chan, never in my life did I think it was because people had moved to normie sites instead.

Franco Cola-no-points-o

>>149921930
RB will be ass. I narrowed it down for him.

>>149905507
My wife thought Osbourne was apart of The Beatles. Fucking hate this bitch, but it’s the price you pay for marrying someone born in the 21st century.

>>149918859
1970 best sexo cars

>>149922597
>another episode where an american hates his wife

>>149922232
Nigga, be a man

>>149919095
i like her youtube videos

>>149922693
Americans still hate their wives? I thought it was just a jaded boomer stereotype.

>>149922597
>complete ignorance and contempt of boomer culture
based body pillow

>>149921930
why can't max just stay in the same team forever

>>149922847
He might, he might jump ship to a better team. But with "massive" regulation changes it would be retarded to agree to anything before seeing results.

>>149922737
That's a gold digger.
Not that I'm blaming her.

>>149922232
nothing wrong with that, my father is 14 years older than my mom and he never complained

>>149921930
Nah, AMX believes in the trve Red BVLL plan

>>149922987
You think he doesn't know?
He gets premium sex, she gets premium lifestyle. Everybody wins.

>>149923079
Reliability from teams shitting it in the first few months is going to be a joy to watch. Wasn't much different to 2014

>>149923079
2026 will definitely be entertaining to watch.

>>149923079
>dr_obbs
Fitting. In German we say "Der Drobbs is' gelutscht" in regards to the RB situation.

>>149923150
yeah F1 is far more entertaining when finishing a race is never a given

>>149923150
The only thing that kept 2014 interesting was Rosberg, until Mercedes started rigging it against him, that is.

>>149923377
Bring him back

I cant make it......I need vrooms.......ack

AMX stole my seat

>>149918920
is that tunnel under eau rouge still there?

Havent been paying attention. Any big news during the break?

>>149923726
Ozzy's dead.

>>149923726
no not really

>>149923726
there was something about horner getting fired but who cares

>>149923680
BOOOOOOOO

>>149923680
DICKHEAD!

>>149921930
So Max is going to spend 2026 cosplaying as a buck broken shartmilton in 2022 with an equivalent shitbox? There needs to be an exit clause somewhere that says if the people instrumental to 2021's WDC leave he can too. The team has essentially disintegrated and he's cucked to them. Fucking retard.

>>149923680
Can you imagine the butthurt at Silverstone next year if this does happen jej

>>149924008
>with an equivalent shitbox?
Sir Lewis never had a shitbox. The closest he's come is probably this year, and even that one is capable of podiums in the hand of a (slightly) better driver.

>>149923726
The ex-president of Tamiya died.

>>149924045
>Sir Lewis never had a shitbox
Did you watch 2022? Even Toto was saying it was a shitbox. It doesn't get more direct than that.

>>149924171
>Even Toto was saying it was a shitbox.
Toto has always been saying that the Mercedes is a shitbox from 2014 onward. How stupid do you have to be to still fall for that bullshit?

>>149924209
Can't believe that it's already five years since F1 ended racism

>>149924345
>since F1 seconded racism
Ftfy.

>>149923680
Pretty crazy position George is in right now.
If he overtakes Max in the standings, Max can walk away for free, which makes it easier for Mercedes to drop George and welcome Max. So you might argue that he shouldn't overtake him so that Max isn't free to leave and take his seat.
However. You could argue that he should overtake him and thus prove his worth and make it harder for Mercedes to drop him.

>>149924467
Or he could just crash into Max every race to assert his dominance.

what's the point of pierre gasly on the f1 grid? he will never drive in a top team nor win races or championships. same goes for ocon

>>149924467
>So you might argue that he shouldn't overtake him
George is not going to intentionally avoid scoring points. What is this line of thinking? If he did it would be so blatant to the point of being comical, and everyone in an instant would know where things stand.

>>149924504
trust the 100 race plan 4.0

tifosi need to stop acting like they suffer

>>149924529
This! You can't suffer in Ferrari

>>149924504
>What's the point of a french driver driving for the french team?

>>149924529
Yeah, you can't suffer supporting the most victorious F1 team.

>>149924504
Alpine could be a serious team from 2026 onwards

>>149924628
What's the point of a French team?

>>149924743
>most victorious F1 team
Yeah, but the average DtSfag wasn't alive for the vast majority of those victories.

Alba is like Butters

>>149924567
>>149924743
this
support Williams if you truly love misery porn

>>149922597
kwab, at least the pussy is good right? right?

>>149924504
Why say this about a race winner like Gasly who still nabs cheeky podiums every now and then and not Albon or Tsunoda

>>149924804
Williams is going to win next year

>>149923726
>Havent been paying attention. Any big news during the break?
Some guy who thinks vaccines are bad, denies Japanese war crimes, says Jews control the world financial system, and women don't belong in the workplace got the 3rd most votes in the Japanese elections.
>>149924504
Advertising for the Turkish GP.

>>149924827
Albon has a cute girlfriend and Tsunoda is Japanese. What does Ghastly contribute that compares to that?

>>149917860
>VAMOS!
kek
>>149917882
That's probably her daughter he's playing against.

>>149924896
sounds like an absolute lad

>>149924904
Kike Gomez is ten times hotter than Lily >He

>>149924989
Kek.

>>149917812
>rape his gf
you will not rape her - she will rape you

>>149916844
verstappen is nr 1, kimi consistently into q3 and into the points, yuki and liam making out of q1 is already considered a miracle

>>149925025
NARG has shit race pace

>>149923726
horner is kill

>>149925025
>kimi consistently into q3 and into the points
4 DNF and 1 18th place finish in the second quarter of the season.

>>149925084
dnfs twice because of the engine, nothing he can do about that
dnfs in austria because of a rookie mistake
dnfs in uk because hadjar drove into him from behind
p18 was because qualifying in monaco is the only thing that matters, again, a rookie mistake, verstappen did the same in torro rosso
other than that, it was consistently above 6th except for bahrain where he was fucked over because of strategy
and thats not even mentioning him getting pole and a podium

Oh boy the jeetnadian is back.

>>149925286
>>149925355
>>149925363
CUM :D

>>149915304
cute fella

>>149917103
just what the FUCK did he mean by this?

still not race weekend

>brother is 38, dating a 25 year old
>wants to bring her every time I see him now

races for this feel?

>>149925839
jealous?

>>149925839
oh no you will have to show him up by introducing your 15yo gf to the family

>>149925894
>15yo gf

so, a Senna race then

>>149925910
yeah any one
my favourite is san marino 1994

>>149925839
I know that fell. My brother keeps bringing his spic girlfriend along every family gathering we have and even brought her to my wedding when she wasn’t RSVP and got pissed at me when I told her to kick the rocks because I invited only family and a select few friends who could attend, same for with wife who invited her family and friends. Fucking Caribbean… I hope Dump deports her ESL ass back to where she came from.

>>149926000
You seem miserable

>>149926071
He's from the US.
Of course he's miserable.

>>149926000
You can buy her a one way ticket to Slovakia.
We don't have enough yellow women here
I will take care of the rest ;)

>>149926000

you didnt invite your brother's girlfriend to your wedding?

>>149926000
>and got pissed at me when I told her to kick the rocks because I invited only family and a select few friends who could attend

>>149926149
Why does she look cute here but a cunt anywhere else?

>>149926092
>high paying cushy remote tech job thats immune to AI
>my own happy family
>not married to some mystery meat spic who can’t speak proper English unlike my retarded brother
>a house of my own paid in my name
Couldn’t be happier. I’d be miserable melting in a Euroshart heatwave thoughbeit.
>>149926108
You can have her and her fat disgusting bean and cheese family. One just died of a heart attack for eating whatever fried garbage Cubanos commies eat. One down, six to go LMAO

>>149926223
cubans eat a lot healthier than most spanish speaking countries, and of course, more healthy than americans

>>149926209
I don’t even know who she is desu

>>149926223
>Couldn’t be happier

>>149926223
>Couldn’t be happier.
And yet you're stuck on 4chan and have a psychosis over your brother getting a grilfriend.

>>149926209
the :| face is the default cute girl face

>>149926256
Nina Gademan

>>149926223
i pray you find happiness because you really are miserable

>>149926223
>arguing with randoms online
meanwhile your brother

Its over. Max is retiring from F1

>>149926253
>cubans
>healthy
Nta but SoFlo has a bunch of these fat blubbery Cuban fucks here. Some I may mistake for Puerto Ricans or Mexicans but thats just Merica in a nutshell.

>>149926271
I’d have never guessed that was her. You’re definitely right that she looks very different in that photo to the other ones I found of her on the internet. Totally would tho

>>149926335
I didn't believe it at first until I saw they had the same mole

>>149926306
>another five years of mercedes not winning the constructors or drivers championships
all is right in the world

>>149926000
I understand wanting something small for close family only. But not allowing +1 for your brother is a cunty move. May as well not invite him at all if you don't like the girl he's seemingly serious with. May as well tell your wife to fuck off if you don't like the people she wanted to share that moment with. 100% happy marriage in the works yep.
Also, checked.

>>149926300
Disgusting, they already had two abominations, El Mutto Jr. and La Creatura II.

whew, racist thread much?

>>149926397

we're all racists here. we love racing

>>149926306
>Max is retiring from F1
I can unironically see this. I doubt he's interested in being stuck in a shitbox for years.

>>149926346
Tbh she has more pictures of her looking nice than looking like a cunt

>>149926000
>digits
What a class act, we have so many wonderful american posters itt. What an amazing post your wife must be elated

>Norris win 2025 WDC
>Russell win 2026 WDC

This sport is rigged for british people. Just like MotoGP was rigged for spanish people.

Thats it, im done.

>>149926397
of course, we've been in the 2nd racism for years now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onHk75GIIto
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE

>>149926596
>suv with a popped tyre
yeah this wont be a long one

>>149926596
Doesn’t seem promising

>>149926631
I think he's going to roll it in a corner

>>149926631
nvm you were right

>>149926596
hell yeah!!......oh......its over >:(

ded to mclel

Charles Lelrec is a funny cunt.

youre american you cant say cunt

Just try and stop me, cunt.

I say cunt all the time tbqh

When did people start saying cunt instead of cunny?

nobody says cunny you ped

>>149927047
They're not refering to the same thing.

shut up you stupid seppo cunts, im fucking balling

I wonder if the supposed new front wing for red bull is going to do anything at all.

>>149927071
It'll put Yuki in the top 7

I got drunk with some gringos once and I kept saying cunt and hail Hitler the whole night to make them feel really uncomfortable

>>149927082
Are you Kanye?

>>149927097
Socially autistic at times so yeah

>>149927071
amx will flip out

>>149926000
>My brother keeps bringing his spic girlfriend along every family gathering we have and even brought her to my wedding when she wasn’t RSVP and got pissed at me when I told her to kick the rocks because I invited only family and a select few friends who could attend, same for with wife who invited her family and friends.
Nah you a dick for that one, unless it was during covid when places had an actual headcount limit.
>>149926363
>Disgusting, they already had two abominations, El Mutto Jr. and La Creatura II.
Dios mio...
>>149926223
>One just died of a heart attack for eating whatever fried garbage Cubanos commies eat. One down, six to go LMAO
kek

Nice thread

>>149927082
And then there was the humble psychologist in the Third Reich, who would, each and every time somone greeted him with "Heil Hitler", respond that this, regrettably, was beyond his professional skill.
Eh, I guess it doesn't work in English.

>>149927191
>German humor

Yeah, I laughed even though it obviously made cero sense for my ESL brain

True happiness

SPR WE
INT EK

>>149927290
this little fucker is going to get pancaked by a tyre trolley in the paddock

>>149927299
Why do you hate dogs? Are you a yahudi?

>>149927299
No he won't

>>149927299
i hope you get pancaked by a unlicensed poojeet trucker

>>149927334
He's a catbro, that's just how they are.

>>149927049
British people do

>>149927378
No we don't you cunt

>>149927407
weren't you meant to be banished from 4chong by now?

>>149927412
The 25th. We'll see tomorrow

>>149927290
>>149927360
cute btw

>>149927378
I've heard british people say that before, yes.

>>149927423
upload a drawing of a drivers licence and a cartoon picture see what they do

>>149927433
But you're an inveterate liar

>>149927459
Hah I doubt 4chan will bother implementing anything. But if they do I'll try uploading a picture of Keir Starmer or something

>>149922055
>he looked at me like he saw water burning when I said I'd think Max would stick with Red Bull for 2026
And righly so. Moving to merc with a good exit clause much better than staying at RBR where you just know it's going to be a shitshow.
"Just wait and then make your decision" is such a fucking dumbass boomer thing to say; that shit absolutely doesn't fly in modern day F1. If Merc turns out to be dominant and (god forbid) Jorj wins or fights for a WDC in 2026, Merc leadership won't be as inclined to fork out the big cash and put up demanding demeanor of Verstappen and his camp; same goes for any other team that might win next year.
Sadly AMX has two out of touch boomers whispering exactly that in his ears. His career might be over prematurely if he stays for '26.

>>149927558
I need a gf who likes wearing latex

>>149927558
>Fake tits

>>149927604
retard take

>>149927620
Nah he's right, they are fake

>>149927620
>British opinions on women

>>149927628
I know that, I'm saying I don't care. I like all tits.

>>149927635
Only natural.

>>149927575
I believe in you leaf

>>149927633
would utterly wreck all those slags

albion girls were made for my bbc (bang-average bogan cock)

>>149927633
Our tastes are more refined because the actual good looking ones are needles in a haystack here

>>149927407
>>149927463
Yes you do
https://youtu.be/mqRkkVQ6OSE?t=17

>>149927673
>Our tastes are more refined

>>149927666
>septum ring
absolutely disgusting. it looks like boogers. satanic digits for a satanic image

>>149927722
That looks like a pot pie in a bagel
Not a bad price for stadium food

>AMX thinks this is attractive
lol, lmao even

>>149927705
Stephen Fry is saying it in jest to pretend he doesn't understand the Geordie "canny". Invalid example.

>>149927722
Cor, I'm salivating here

>>149927723
works though because you put a proper ring in and then you can tie her up when you arent using her

>>149927730
>meu ancestral...
>mijn voorouder...

>>149927758
Soft. Would plap.

>>149927763
Someone beat you to it, several times.
(I think she's had the 3rd kid by now)

>Spa Francorchamps
>Sprint weekend

>>149927769
I'd help Sophia have three kids if she really likes that

>>149927821
sofh is so stick thin and barren now her childbearing years are through (despite being only 24)

i suggest impregnating her younger sister instead. tizi is a far more plappable woman

>>149927730
This is a shop I made btw

>>149927842
Explain the Tyler1 head dent

>>149927793
whats wrong with sprints, bro?

>>149927849
Wait, its actually this one that I fixed

Reminder, this is NOT a place for abuse and hatred.

In the future, eye will be kept on brigading or new IPs making posts spreading hatred, especially about Lando Norris. Remember: posting on /f1/ is a privilege, not a right. Continue to show disdain for that privilege and you will ensure your stay here is short-lived.

>>149927884
that still doesn't explain the dent

>>149927886
>Racing driver doesn't want to be remembered as a racing champion
>Wants to be remembered as a good person
Reminds me of when Sweden described themselves as a "humanitarian superpower"

>>149927906
>Reminds me of when Sweden described themselves as a "humanitarian superpower"
"If you kill your enemies, they win"-pilled
/f1/ related because Hamilton also does brownface

>>149927886
zac brown buckbroke this boy. rookie lando would have never said something this pozzed. whats in the water at the mclel hq?

>>149927906
I think Tsunoda wants to be a chef more than an F1 driver.

>>149927886
My hatred isn't blind, I am unfortunately stuck seeing a lot of things I hate

>>149927916
I think it was he realized he wasn't going to be a champion

>>149927944
But if peeasstri won't be champion and kwabdo won't be champion, then who will?

>shitting on based danny
wow didn't europe had an issue with snowflake libs

>>149927886
>ya know that thing that makes me famous
>I don't wanna be remembered for that
Nando, F1 is the only reason you'll be remembered at all.

>>149927884
I think you've shaved a little too much off there

spa is going to be mid as fuck by the looks of racing bull's poster

>>149927957
Max will win checkem

gimi 500

>>149927998
>>149928000

>>149927967
THROW HIM IN GAOL

>>149928008
That retard has his hair off center

>>149927998
kwab

>>149927978
laughable lawson likeness

>>149928000
that post
those digits

>>149927978
>Hiding the hands

>>149928079
Sponsors look too normal IMO
Not sure if this is some gAyI software tho

>>149928079
Picture is bullshit anyway, it has Liam behind Havejar

>>149927967
You silly, he doesn't shit on her because of her political opinions but because she is a woman

>>149928118
wait when did he get his jar back

>>149928147
Marko pulled out at the last minute, so Liam's cookie is still intact for now

>>149928079
>>149927978
do we have AIjeet forensics experts available here? what we looking at

Jensen butthole

>>149927558
>americans think this is an hourglass body
I don't think I like hourglass figures then, pears or nothing

>>149928147
Horner was hiding it, they gave it back after he was fired

>>149928175
Stop posting this accursed gook eyed cat

>>149928175
butter hole?

>>149928000
checked
gimi

>>149928223
>British guy posting some slav whore
>Blames Americans
Fuck you, Pooland.

>>149928245
Pointy cheek on the left

>>149928310
Americans are just British people in denial with daddy issues

>>149928334
I thought we agreed they are africans in denial?

this is max now

>>149928404
>>149928404
>>149928404

>>149927769
married and bred with a chest shaving faggot. 20quid says the twins troon out.