Thread 149916818

FUCK ANIME

Also how was the game?

>>149916832
>>149916797

Well... what did we learn?!

>>149916832
>4chon
>not into anime
ISHYD....

>>149916846
Just from reading the thread… nothing?

>>149916846
Dowman looking good
Nwaneri midfielder same, he actually shoots instead of doing the Ode.
New signings not up to speed (yet)
Striker (hopefully Gyökeres is him), LW and another option for midfield needed to compete (Eze)
apart from that the same as last season

Nice attendance you had there

>>149917006
Norgaard looked fine in his limited role.

>>149917018
Can always count on you

>another season of crosslop
I can't do this anymore...

>we won the triedntitty trophy

WOOAHHHH FUCK YEAHHH LETS GOOOOOOO

>Gabriel felt a ‘niggle’ and had to be taken off
>Timber not training with the group yet
so it begins

FREED FROM DESIRE

you guys know you're supposed to shoot at the goal right?
is this a new Sharteta master tactic to fatigue the opponent by kicking the ball at them?

BREAKING: ALEXANDER ISAK SPOTTED "WALKING ALONE" OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE. LIVERPOOL ARE MONITORING THE SITUATION. £175M BID REJECTED BY NEWCASTLE YESTERDAY [@Inderpalkaylakfc]

BREAKING: SHARTSNAL FANS THINK THEIR SHIT PLAYERS TAKING AN EXTRA 3 TOUCHES IN THE PENALTY AREA IN ORDER TO TRY AND FEED THEIR NEW STRIKER IS A GOOD THING. JUST BUY GOOD PLAYERS AND YOU DON'T NEED A STRIKER LMAO

Now that the dust has settled, was it kino?

>>149917736
no. pic related is kino

>>149917753
Wish we'd bring back hooped socks

>>149917736
for me, it was temu real madrid

>dominate the whole game
>can't score
>saka and inshallah
>cross to no one tactics
>get exposed on the counter attack
>lose on pens
a few injuries and it'd be a perfect replay of last season

>>149917736
Yes. In 10 years time it'll be a cult classic kit. It's even got the classic zero to hero narrative of "reviled bastard version of a trad yellow away kit in the beginning, but won our hearts through hard work and good results (winning 8 out of the last 9 away games)"

dowman a real deal

we won on game

Don't see how a big man #9 fits in this system of tiki taka cross spamming. The lack of directness in this team gives me ulcers.

>>149916851
>worst gundam entry

Stop

>>149918179
More like only good one.

Anybody know where I can watch the game earlier? I’m thinking of investing in dowman and need to do some assessment

>>149917736
It started of as the worst but cemabe the best

>>149918287
just trust bro, put your mums house in it

was dourman actually good or did he just touch the ball a few times and "look lively"

Anyone who advances the ball forward can look like prime Messi in a sideways passing team

>arsenal shots 23
>arsenal shots on target: 9

>>149918404
Many such cases.

>>149917736
purple kit is still my favourite

>>149918785
I met a guy from France wearing that with Kolscieny one time in rural America

>>149918785
kek that pic reminded me of this cause of ox and gibbs lmao

>>149918966
Ramsey had the best Arsenal career out of all of them of course. Wilshere has to be one of the biggest what ifs ever.

>>149918992
Sometimes I really wonder if JJ Bull used to browse here.

>>149918287
>>149918356
the new Nwaneri

>>149918966
cursed image, delete this

The eze links have popped up again from several sources. Honestly think it'll happen at this point but it'll be right at the end of the window because it'll take them ages to sell players.

if the game showed us anything it’s that Arteta’s ‘system’ isn’t working.

>>149919173
Maybe they can send Lokonga their way, I remember them being interested in him before.

>>149919189
Reiss Nelson even

>>149919210
Think he's Fulham bound but yeah, maybe.

>>149919217
I shan't be accepting a loan bid for Nelson. Fulham can do one.

This run by zubimendi was great but he decided to cross instead of shoot. Hope that isn't a habit.

only want eze if he will play in the middle aka benching oderfraud

>>149919437
Striker-shaped hole in our attack right in front of their goal

>>149918966
>English core
Worse thing to have ever happened to this club in the wenger era

>>149918966
as the goat once said 'See where they play, if they play'

>>149919722
Wenger was trying to turn back time.

>>149919822
when men were men
when lads were lads

>>149919681
god I hope Gyökeres doesn’t flop.

>>149919938
that really depends on your definition of flop.

>>149920082
Anything under at least 15 league goals and he will be considered a flop.

>>149920126
>he will be considered
yeah by rival fans, aftv retards, mainstream media """""""""""pundits""""""""" etc

>>149920126
>hattrick against united
Please god let this happen
Where’s russianon with his mystic rituals?

>>149920126
If he scores 10 goals which results in 30 points then I’ll call him a roaring success. I think goals aren’t our problem we tend to score a lot but not near enough clutch goals in big moments.

>>149920126
15-20 epl goals return would be pretty good. 10 or less flop.

>>149920235
>ynr nelson goal and thinking we were gonna win the league

>>149918966
whenever I think back on Gibbs, I remember some game where he fucked up a nothing play (maybe a bad pass back?) and the other team scored immediately. I feel like it was an important match too, maybe Champions League... someone help me out

>>149920367
I must confess I also had a small glimmer of hope after the game but Arsenal quickly put that out.

>>149920126
if he doesnt win the premier league or champions league for the club in his first season, he is a flop. idc how many goals he scores or doesnt.

>>149920367
I can’t remember but was this the season Saliba got injured?

>>149920610
Yes and the mighty rob holding was our starter (who palace is still yet to play iirc)

>>149920679
Flip just think about Rob Holdinghauer and his first few games with clinical through balls. We were thinking there was still some Wenger magic there with his Wengernomics. We’ve been on a heck of a ride.

>>149920679
>sign Kiwior in January
>Saliba dies in March
>Start Holding over him until May

really makes you think

>>149920901
Can’t blame Arteta for not trusting a guy who was dating the polish twerking champ desu

The fuck would even buy all the trash >we need to get rid of?

>>149920367
That was one of the few Arsenal matches I watched live and that goal really gave me unwarranted hope.

Auba scored 31 goals in his first full season

What are the chances gyok is a flop and sesko has a mad season at united/chelsea/newcastle

>>149921147
slim

>>149921873
nice meme lights

>>149921147
Sesko was too bitch made to challenge Kai last summer. Dude thinks he's ready for Madrid or barca. Never broke 20 goals in Bundesliga

>>149920126
>>149920235
>>149920343
>Shartsnal's big new striker they've been crying out for for 5 years is expected to get 10-15 goals and they think that will win them the league when they have Bukrappo Saka and Madueke playing next to him

lolololollololollollolollol

Shitty PLS

oh wait dowman is white? oh yeah i'm investing

>>149917753
we have not had a good kit since nike stopped making them.

>>149918179
>worst
>when shit like IBO exists
You got talent ID like Arteta.

The madman is actually joining.

>>149924864
Nah. Yes, the Puma era was a bit grim but Adidas has generally been pretty good. Home kits have generally been really good, some iconic away ones (even if I do miss a trad yellow), and great third kits like the pink. In fact, 22/23 might be the GOAT year for Arsenal kits. Home, away (OG black) and third (pink) were all really nice.

>>149924872
>bait and switch prologue into yuri school girl show and mid designs

>>149924864
retard

>Fighting over dyke gundam and ibs gundam

both are trash tbqhwy (like 90% of goondam)

Eze come home

Why does it take them 6 billion years to announce a signing?

>>149927017
Gunbuster and Macross Plus are superior anyway.

>>149929019
That's him?

>>149929019
>go to Singapore
>walk around in a mall
Look Singapore is very plastic touristy and that they’d probably not go to the hawker centres but at least go to the botanical gardens which is really nice or chill at Sentosa.

>>149929382
Mosquera on the left.

Gyokeres here we go confirmed

>>149929596
>BREAKING: Viktor Gyökeres, new Arsenal player as every document has now been approved and exchanged.
>Arsenal and Sporting completed the process with formal authorization to travel — medical to start in next 24h.
>Gyökeres, coming soon.
>t. Here We Go man

>>149929610
>>149929639
so tiresome
i need to unfollow that

>Isak wants to leave

He's going to Chelsea huh

>>149929639
>>149929610
>doesn't know about engagement farming

Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
·
25 Min.
Understand Alexander Isak remains a target for Liverpool even after signing Ekitike… but depends on Newcastle.

If Newcastle open doors to an exit and #LFC sell Diaz, they can bid after direct contact made 10 days ago.

Isak, not in concrete talks with Al Hilal so far.

Would have preferred Isak desu with you

>>149930414
Nigga should've pushed for a move at the start of the window innit.

>>149930414
Would cost twice as much + seems like he only wants Liverpool anyway

>>149930654
He's twice as good. If Floperes is guaranteed 10-15 goals imagine how many Isak will get playing for Liverpool with the top 2 assist providers in Europe feeding him

>>149918992
Damn, made that pic ages ago, can't believe there are still people from around then that still use it.

>>149930864
My (coping) prediction is that this will be the season Isak's body fails him. He'll be injury prone as fuck with those thin ass legs of hisl

>>149930414
Isak wouldn't have fitted the system. But most of you guys are Arteta out anyway and Isak could be the better of the two in a different system.

We got the best lad available here mates (for how we play football under Arteta)

>>149930864
Isak would be great at Liverpool. I doubt he would be very good at the current Arsenal.

>>149930864
For what it's worth, whenever I see them play together up front for the NT, Gyökeres pretty much always outperform him.

Gyok is a far better player. Wouldn't trade him for a 150m one season wonder at all.

did you guys hear that Gyokeres scored 20 penalties last season?

>>149929115
Alright, Mr Golden-Era-of-OAVs baby. At least pick DYRL.

>>149931199
Old news that nobody cares about because he wins his own penalties. Rival fans don't bother bringing it up for that reason.

>>149931222
so I suppose you also heard that his non penalty goal rate is worse than Darwin Nunez in 21/22?

>>149931211
I love that film.

>>149931263
As usual nobody cares or bothers to engage in this argument, not even Liverpool fans, because nunez doesn't win his own penalties. All these arguments have fallen flat on their face because it's pure cope.

>>149931296
ok got it, so how many of Floperes 10-15 goals this season do we expect to be penalties he wins himself?

>>149931333
God knows. Better than havertz at least.

>>149931385
you hope

>>149926968
That's what made it actually good.
Sci-fi and giant robots in general are lame as hell

>after DSL, he still hasn't learned to filter certain flags
NGMI

Hijack the Xavi Simons deal Berta you cuck

>>149931669
Eze is better

>>149931669
Never buy from Leipzig.

>>149930905
>But most of you guys are Arteta out
How can you not be? Clearly even a blind person can see that legoman is not capable of winning something. Anyone that is arteta in gotta be some sort of sexual deviant who enjoys cuck/humiliation stuff

Lads, who from Arsenal should I be including in my FPL team? Worried about taking a swing on Zubimendi.

>>149932017
depends on if they're allowed to cheat from set pieces again this season

>>149932017
Now is the time to buy Kai stocks.

>>149931546
>Sci-fi and giant robots in general are lame as hell
I'll grant you giant robots, but the entire sci-fi genre being lame? hardly

Premier League have now acknowledged Noni Madueke’s homegrown status. Will count as part of #AFC homegrown contingent for 2025-26.

UEFA squad different criteria - Noni not association-trained.

>>149932172
Guess I was a bit harsh, I just meant to say that I definitely prefer historical, fantasy and current settings better.

>>149931977
>the atropelator of Azerbaijan

Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
·
9 Min.
There’s gentlemen agreement between Benjamin Šeško and RB Leipzig.

The price tag for limited clubs could be reduced to range of €70-80m plus €5-10m add-ons.

This is only valid for few clubs considered “special” by Šeško.

>>149932831
Not falling for this bullshit again.
Clicks from Arsenal supporters are truly the lifeblood of every journo and media outlet.

Gargantuan.

>>149932831
Understand Newcastle are attentive to Benjamin Šeško situation at RB Leipzig with Isak now keen on exit.

#NUFC informed on Šeško deal costs while working on multiple deals including Wissa from Brentford.

>still no Mosquera announcement
he’s already been seen in interview and hanging out with squad players, just get it out already

>>149932017
saka/gabriel seems obvious (saliba is bait)
havertz seems retarded since he probably won't be a starter
timber might be dead and mls will probably rotate a lot
stay away from the rest honestly
you could risk it with gyokeres

>>149929115
For me it's Patlabor.

>>149933215
https://www.arsenal.com/news/cristhian-mosquera-signs-arsenal

Post yfw Gyökeres fails medical

>>149933558
bullet dodged, Wissa will score more anyway

>>149933327
Don't know why, but I never really got into Patalabor.

>>149932831
"special" clubs. What bullshit is this guy peddling now?

>>149933513
Apparently wearing no.3 now Tearknee's gone.

>>149933513
Fake news, he never played for chelsea

>>149933558
>bane
>failing a medical

>>149933513
He doesn't look 21 at all imo.

>>149933654
>tfw Polish dub Teknoman translated directly from the botched (and censored) American version on cable TV out of the blue
It had the sovl.

>>149933513
Fucking finally!

>>149932831
How would any club want to do business then with them? Like if I were to offer the reported lower price and they say no then they just made the list. And don’t tell me there isn’t a list.

EZE allegedly TOLD his CP teammates that he is JOINING the ARSE, supposedly, apparently, as the rumour has it, possibly, lads!

>Ozzy and Hulkster died
>no striker
hold me lads

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING SIGNINGS. WHERE. ARE. THE.FUCKING. SIGNINGS. I'M SEEING THAT FAT BALD NIGGER TALK ABOUT GYOKERES ONE DAY AND THEN ISAK THE NEXT

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SIGNINGS. I. DON'T. WANT. SPECULATION. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PICTURE OF THE SIGNINGS. I DONT SEE THE PICTURE OF THEM HOLDING THE FUCKING SHIRT

I SPENT 6 WHOLE FUCKING WEEKS WATCHING THE BALD NIGGER TALK ABOUT GYOKERES AND SESKO.


THEN IT WAS GYOKERES CONFIRMED

NOW THE BALD FAT NIGGER IS TALKING ABOUT ISAK

SO WHAT IS IT????? ISAK NOW??? WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALL THE GYOKERES TALK ABOUT?

>>149934306
Stop shouting I've got a headache.

if Liverpool get Isak, it is well and truly over lads

>>149934576
Why? If we signed him I know for a fact he'd get injured and miss like 70% of the season.

>>149934586
This
Gyokeres only 30% according to my calculations

imagine rating a bambi legged Somali over Vikchad Chadyokes

>>149934876
>sweden
>chads
>vikings
Almost ameribro
Almost

>Cristhian Mosquera: La Liga’s Best One-on-One Defender Is Joining Arsenal

https://theanalyst.com/articles/cristhian-mosquera-arsenal-transfer-defence-stats

>>149934876
imagine rating some Coventry flop who couldn't match Darwin's non-penalty goals rate in the Portuguese league

>>149935320
Gyokeres has more non penalty goals per game than nunez did kek

people who actually watch the Portuguese league will tell you gyokeres is lightyears ahead of nunez.

>>149935337
Gyokeres played way more minutes kek

>>149935389
The objective stats would suggest he's not, even if it makes you uncomfortable

>>149935429
how many goals did nunez score in his last 2 seasons in portugal?

>Nunez 21/22
28 non-penalty goals in 2823 minutes
>Gyoknunez 24/25
34 non-penalty goals in 4248 minutes

AFTV will never report this

>>149935413
Yeah, because gyokeres wasn’t shit so he wasn’t benched as much, your point being?

Maybe I’m just a retard but do non-penalty goals count more than penalty goals?

Also shitty, has nunez ever scored a hattrick on you?

>gyokeres worst season in portugal
29 goals in 33 league apps

>nunez worst season in portugal
6 goals in 29 apps

both had 2 seasons in the top league before leaving and nunez was only decent in one of them, one season wonder. gyokeres has been consistently elite on the bounce. nobody genuinely believes nunez is even remotely comparable to gyokeres. nobody serious makes that comparison anymore which is why it never comes up unless someone is desperate lol.

>>149935508
Nunez scored twice against us for Benfica, as well as against other good teams like Bayern and Barcelona.
He wasn't scoring against Sturm Graz and farming pens against the worst City in a decade like Gyoknunez was

Not a fan of Mosquera getting number 3, I feel like Timber, Kiwior or Calafiori should've taken it.
5 is also available now because of Partey but I guess people wouldn't want to take it so soon.

>>149935537
>Nunez's worst season in England
5 goals for Liverpool
>Gyoknunez's worst season in England
3 goals for Coventry

>>149935537
>nobody serious makes that comparison
is that why Arsenal were the only top club in for him then?

>>149935546
A simple no would suffice

>>149935633
so you're telling my gyokeres is the much better player that went from 3 goals to 39 goals but the best nunez could do was from 5 to 6 goals? damn, arsenal getting a bargain.

>>149935655
Did Gyokeres ever score a hat trick on you? Oh no he just stood and watched while his team got battered

That's crazy

>>149935748
>The Slayer of Santa Clara
>The Bane of Braga

>>149935748
>tfw the entire gyokeres fee including addons is cheaper than the base nunez fee

berta masterclass. liverpool have no pull so they always overpay. wirtz, eikitike etc.

>>149935740
Has nunez? Kek

>>149931977
>Half the price for 4 times the player

Build Berta a statue

>>149935790
So you're telling me they paid MORE for a guy with WORSE numbers?
That can't be...

>>149935795
>Darwin Nunez vs Liverpool
2 goals
>Darwin Nunez vs Arsenal
1 goal
>Darwin Nunez vs Portuguese farmers
loads of goals

>Viktor Gyoknunez vs Liverpool
0 goal
>Viktor Gyoknunez vs Arsenal
0 goal
>Viktor Gyoknunez vs Portuguese farmers
loads of goals

hope that clears it up for you

>suddenly the minutes metric doesn't matter
How convenient...

>>149935815
Nunez actually had better numbers than Gyoknunez
see >>149935457

>>149935854
can't divide by zero dumbass

It's not like you're going to hex him into flopping by shitposting on /sp/ 24/7 bro

>Proving my point right after
lmao

>>149935883
I don't need to hex him into flopping.
If he's anything like Darwin Nunez who he has similar numbers to, or if he's anything like his 3 (three) seasons in the Championship then he'll flop on his own

just ignore shitizen but WHERE is Eze ???

imagine if Havertz was allowed to take 20 penalties in a single season

>>149935930
I feel like we'll probably prioritise Ethan unless Eze pushes for it and we manage to sell some people.

Okay, so, is it Christian or Cristhian?
And the feller needs a handle for when he inevitably fumbles.

>>149935930
In the CP locker room, telling others he's about to leave for Arse, innit.

>>149935938
Need to play for LelVARpoop to get easy penalties in the PL

>>149935964
where is Arsenal on this list? Gyoknunez NEEDS his 20 penalties

>need someone who can guarantee PL goals
>buy 30 years old Swede known for scamming pens from Azorean fisherman
Berteta masterclass

>>149935954
Cristhian.
And I looked it up and, as I suspected, he's Colombian.
"Mostard" is the only thing that I could come up with.

>>149935837
And three goals against the mighty city
Or will you claim your team is shit

>>149936052
how many pens?

>>149936047
>Mostard
Mosqtard.

lmao

Liverpool will have a massive drop off due to injuries or players flopping this season, it’s between Arsenal and City again.

>>149936079
Calafiori looks terrified.

>>149936112
And Martinelli is doing what I did when I lost my phone in Orlando 2013.

>>149936059
It doesn’t count…. Because!

>>149936079
>you will never have fun with the lads

>>149936129
Madman.

>>149936079
Saka is dangerously black.

At a dinner with his players, Mikel Arteta secretly hired a team of pickpockets. At the end of the meal, Arteta stood up and asked his players to empty their pockets. A number of players were missing valuable items. It was to teach his squad the importance of being alert at all times.

>>149933513
>Spain FC

>>149936527
wonder what shenanigans he will pull this year.

>>149936079
Calafiori looking like he’s shitting his pants, surprised Lokonga is there too. Also, who the fuck is next to Saka?

>>149936079
i don't know who half of these are

>>149936764
casuals out

>>149936764
you should, they cost billions

>>149936666
>not recognizing Eclipso (DC Comics)

>>149936856
For me, it's Cyborg Superman.

>>149936764
>middle row
Nelson, Lokonga, Saka, Rojas
>front row
Calamitous, Saliba, Kiwior, Martinelli

>>149936856
kek

>>149936527
In my mind I still can’t believe this actually happened

just bring me eze. i want eze more than gyokeres.

>>149918966
All of them, apart from Jenkinson, were made of glass.

>>149937460
nah rambo was goat

IT'S OKAY
WE HAVE AARON RAMSEY
IT'S NOT GAY
IF ITS WITH AARON RAMSEY

>>149937418
this

/sp/ footycord is opening refuge for UK anons

https://discord.gg/GRcncKYa4Y

>>149937695
kys trashy tranny

>>149937695
fuck off

>>149937695
>tranime
>trooncord
kys srsly

Anime website, don't make me ban your country.

>no more UK posters
and like that, this transfer window just got better

Abou diaby was so good man

https://x.com/C02003/status/1948519258813857990?t=0jtSGKuL5NSuhRUw3buWJg&s=19

>>149941625
Too bad he was made of glass.

Eze wheeeeeeeeen?!

Here's Madueke bullying Xavi Simmons.
https://x.com/footballontnt/status/1948341212731072689

>>149943168
everything about black euro seems so incredibly gay
not hating

>>149942558
We will most likely need to sell one of our regular playing players before getting Eze. So wait until Trossard, Martinelli, Merino, Rice or Havertz get sold (as I believe Eze would play left wing or LCM).

>>149943376
amazed a turkish side has yet to ask for Tross

Raya < Alisson
White > Frimpong
Gabriel > Konate
Saliba > Van dijk
Lewis-Skelly < Kerkez
Rice > Gravenberch
Merino < MacAllister
Zubimendi < Wirtz
Saka = Salah (the dude is 33 now ffs)
Martinelli > Ekitike
Havertz < Isak

5-5, Liverpool's first teaam is no better than ours, they just have a stronger squad

You know its bad when the wind is hot. I am fucking off to the village house in few hours to escape this hell on earth.

>>149943603
Last summer was worse here, this year at least it rains like once every couple of weeks. Last year it was absolutely relentless I was losing it.
But yeah, we're fucked there's no doubt.

>>149943596
you're implying they have Isak and we don't have Gyokeres
top b8 got my reply

>>149943603
>>149943750
summer over here he shitty as fuck, June was hot as fuck and July is switching one day from 30 degrees to fucking rain and hail at 19 degrees. Had tickets for an outdoor theater yesterday evening which got cancelled just was we arrived because of torrential rain. August seems to start in the same vein.

>>149943596
We're not playing 3 DMs in midfield bro

it's simply that Eze

I can’t wait until winter lads
The sun is unbearable

I'm finally back in London and I've got my red membership. How do I buy multiple tickets using my membership? Feels a bit dumb to not have a +1 option.

>>149943596
>Martinelli > Ekitike
>Saliba > Van dijk

Not even a Liverpool fan, but I can see the level of delusion here

>>149945235
The biggest issue is not delusion but comparing out left winger with Liverpools striker and comparing our right sided central defender with their left sided central defender. The whole comparison is a mess (even without complaining about the ranking of better or worse <>)

>>149943603
I am dying up here. 27°, but the sun is up for 20h

>>149945363
>14 shirt
The blacks aren't going to like this...

>>149945559
The whitest black man was no 14 for like a decade (offsidecott)

It's not the heat that does me out here in the summer, since the city is covered in AC, but the typhoons and torrential downpours. HK gets something like 80% of its rain between June and August. Step outside and you either get drenched from the rain or the humidity on clear days.

>>149946250
I would die in HK as I sweat like a pig.

>>149946265
Current forecast for the not-the-North-London-derby here next Thursday is:

>temp between 28 and 32
>humidity at least 70%, possibly as high as 90%
>Mainly cloudy with occasional showers and a few thunderstorms. Sunny intervals in the afternoon.

So hopefully it won't be pissing it down by the time me and my QT head to the game. Apparently the new stadium has AC under every seat? Sounds ruinous for the environment but yay for me.

>>149945363
>>149945559
Honestly agree with the blacks on this one. Gyokeres 14 is horrific from an aesthetic point of view. He's 9, maybe 10 out of respect for Jesus. But then again Sketiah flushed the legacy of 14 down the shitter long ago so what the hell.

>>149946604
I wish we had Italian/Brazilian kino in the PL and players went with 99 or 90 etc.

Arsenal's no.9s have been fairly terrible the last 25 years, so I'm fine with Gyok avoiding that cursed shirt. Just look at the company he'd be in:

>Gabriel Jesus
>Lacazette
>Lucas Pérez
>Podolski
>Park Chu-young
>Eduardo
>Júlio Baptista
>Reyes
>Franny Jeffers
>Suker
>Anelka

>>149945255
>Saka = Salah
>the biggest issue is not delusion

>>149946813
It is not. If you want to compare any kind of data you must first make sure to gather the data proper and then you can make comparisons. Failing in the first makes the second part impossible (which anon did).

That is a much bigger issue than thinking Saka and Salah are going of same quality.

>>149946860
>explaining the intricacies of comparisons
>to Shitizen

>>149946860
>>149947125
Ok let me break it down for you since you're retarded Arseanal fans

>Saliba plays on the left for France, alongside...Ibrahima Konaté. Utterly ludicrous to compare him to Van Dijk huh?
>Ekitike can play on the left, has done so before in Ligue 1, and since he's been brought in to replace the role of Jota/Nunez will do so for Liverpool as they have done many times
>Bukrappo Shitto who struggles to hit 15 goals is not and will never come close to Mohammed Salah, one of the Premier League's greatest ever players

>>149946604
Actually it was Walcott who did that

Can't remember a more embarrassing disappearing act in football history than Saka vs Bayern Munich in the 2024 CL QF

>>149947375
See
>>149947125

>>149947571
>2 seasons ago
Cute. Btw where was Salah against PSG in the champions league Ro16 that just passed? At least Saka scored in the first leg against Bayern that year. Salah is still better than saka imo but you're embarrassing yourself more than usual dumb fatass.

>>149947125
I made a mistake. I am sorry.

>Mohamed Salah's worst goalscoring season is 18
>Bukrappo Saka's best is 16
When will Shartsnal fans learn to stay humble?

Oh and in his worst season Salah disappeared to AFCON in January and came back with an injury that he carried for the rest of the season. Bukrappo Saka still couldn't catch up to him.
There are levels to this which you loser faggots can't even comprehend

Also this fuss about Liverpool and Isak is so dumb. They likely won't sign him this season, but if they do, it will be a dumber piece of business than signing Ekitike for like 90m. Liverpool dont have infinite money, and have grossly overpaid on all of their key signings this summer. Buying Isak at what hes quoted at, especially if they have to sell Diaz to do it, will definitely raise their ceiling a bunch, but I also see it dropping their floor too, as they haven't properly replaced 2 wingers despite potentially dropping 200m on the front line (300+ if you count wirtz with attackers). Unless they win the fucking treble this upcoming season, this will have a knock on effect, even if not seen this season (especially since they may have to replace Konate after next year, Van Dijk and Salah are effectively on timers - they will need big money to properly replace them when the time comes).

But then again we still spent 50m on Marmaduke so I'm not expecting Arsenal to use Liverpool's shit business to their advantage.

Draxler when?

>>149948117
Saka didn't even score at the AFCON that year
thanks for the memories, Baka, but it's time to say goodbye

>Although, having played alongside former Gunners Gabriel Paulista at Valencia as well as ex-academy product Yunus Musah, he has been given an insight into what life is like in north London.

>“I have special friendships with both of them,” he revealed. “I’ve stayed in touch with them.

>“When Gabi and I were at Valencia, he always said Arsenal was on a different level and something magical and I also played with Yunus once here in London. He said the same about how huge this club

>>149948307
>Liverpool dont have infinite money
Yes we do
>they haven't properly replaced 2 wingers
We're getting Rodrygo suck it Shartsnal fans
> they may have to replace Konate
We're getting Guehi for free

Wait I thought that Rodrygo was a useless mong two weeks ago, now he is made up to be a prized signing. Like when I compare what was said then to what is being said now it doesn’t line up. Almost as if the person can’t make good comparisons.

>>149948846
If he's good enough to be Arsenal's marquee signing he's good enough to sit on the Liverpool bench, I'm sure you'll agree

>>149948939
He sucks for both. Let him and the mono die in saudi arabia please.

You know saliba is getting sold right

I thought his agent got punched in both eyes before opening the full image

I hope this subhuman Irish Liverpoo fan dies in a car crash

>>149949835
Who's gonna bump our thread if that happened?

>>149949842
me, Eze when btw ?

Hand of arsenal is saying berta is trying to sell gabby hezus this window. Wonder what that means for striker replacements and bringing in another winger.

>>149950229
>striker replacements

There won't be one if they get Gyok. It'll be him and kwabvertz. Would hopefully mean it'll free up money for someone like Eze though.

>>149950229
he would be arsenal's greatest ever sporting director if he manages to get something for jesus

>we may finally have legitimate competition for odeshart

Berta I beg

>>149950229
>>149950353
I have no idea on who would buy him to be honest, not even a brasileirão team would
Maybe MLS?

>>149950433
Think Palmeiras or Flamerda would take him?
I don't follow our """"football"""" at all.

Eze IN

>>149950487
I don't think so. He seems expensive, including wages, and both teams have better forwards for brasileirão. Palmeiras just invested on Paulinho and Vitor Roque (lol) and Flamengo just got Pedro back (technically twice, once because of injury and twice because he had a hard fallout with Filipe Luís).

Other emergent teams also are either too poor or already invested on something else. Not even Cruzeiro would get him, because Kaio Jorge is on a good stride and they just spent a lot on other players, including Gabigol.

Unless he comes for really cheap and accepts lower wages, I don't really see it happening. Of course, teams here are retarded and spend a lot even in debt (see corinthians with depay and almost two billion BRL in debt)

>>149948846
>Almost as if the person can’t make good comparisons.
Slightly mean but I laughed. Well done

Berta negotiations:
>stands firm
>edges Sporting up from €60m + €10m to €63m + €10m.
>Varandas tries to push back on the add-ons
>Berta doesn't flinch

meanwhile in yanitedistan
>start at £55m for Mbeumo
>stalled for over a month
>pay £70m

>>149949835
me
>informs you that your shit players who are experts in failure are shit
you
>wishes death upon a stranger because he thinks Mohamed Salah is better than Bukrappo Saka

who is the subhuman really?

>>149950952
>JUST NU

Let's gooo

Is this true chat?

https://x.com/Asxdk_98/status/1948811663261442106?t=sFkch2Vq4KhvdYEv_4E05A&s=19

He's here!!

BREAKING!

Conrad Harder is Sporting Club’s new number 9.

This means Gyökeres to Arsenal is DONE.

@sporttvportugal

>>149950987
Ever heard of Samu Aghehowa m8? 2 years ago was playing in the 4th tier in Spain, last season he scored 27 goals for Porto.
Or how about Clayton? Ever hear of Clayton? Vasco da Gama flop who scored more last season in Portugal than he ever did in the Brazilian 2nd division.

Can't believe you haven't heard of Clayton...

>>149950987
Cunha is a total fraud/typical united signing but pedro is based

if we sign eze and keep trossard + nelli then this is a 8/10 window.
if we sign eze, sell trossard, sign rodrygo and keep martinelli this is 10/10 window.

Arsenal interest in Eze ramping up, as they aim to move swiftly once Gyokeres sealed

Possible that Nelson included in any deal

Gyokeres currently in London

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/arsenal-crystal-palace-eberechi-eze-viktor-gyokeres-b2796279.html

>Arsenal's preference would be to sell a player before they move on to the Eze deal, but it is understood the signing is not contingent on that. (@MiguelDelaney)

Bring him in

>>149951763
Ngl I’d rather keep bossard than nelli

>>149951952
Just some ranting reasoning on this
I feel like in trossard there’s an actual good player, martinelli intrinsically is shit

thanks for the memories Mikel but it's time to say goodbye

Why on earth would you play a preseason game with those Newcastle thugs.
Just stupidly risking injuries before the season even begins

>>149943603
>mfw monsoon rains and gigahumidity
Dry 40 degrees can't be that bad, can it now.
>23 at night
How are you alive?!

>>149951439
Now freeze out ALL contact with Sporting, keep them in the dark for 3 weeks and only then come back with a 65% LOWER deal, citing THEIR desperation and lack of funds.
And ending all faxes with a smiley face with a carat nose (":^)").
Use the saved up money to erect Berta's statue.

>>149951825
Would be based if we could get Eze and offload Nelshit at the same time.

thanks for the memories Reiss but it's time to say Eze

just realized if >we do the Eze deal Berta will have spent £250 milly
same old Arsenal always buying the league

>>149951079
You love to see it

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Arsenal
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>149954017
>greece

>>149954227
>Austria

>>149953875
Can make 100m+ back if we sell Nelson, Vieira, trossard, lokonga and zinchenko for about 20m each which is reasonable in this market of over inflated prices. Jesus is apparently on the way out too.

imagine being a greasy turk rapebabby

>>149954264
I would like to keep Trossard he's been so good off the bench for so long but if he can draw £25-30 i agree it has to happen

>>149954264
but who is buying them for a cool 20 million a pop? >We are notoriously bad at selling players and there has been zero interest in any of them.

>>149954370
I'm sure a Turkish side would take Jesus for a cheeky 25

>>149954291
He's 30 now and won't get any better so now is the time to sell especially when we can use the funds for another winger or towards a player like eze who is an automatic level raiser.

>>149954370
Berta magic. Don't worry.

>>149954432
>he's 30 now
sad

What world are you tards living in where you think a Turkish side is going to make 30 year old Drossard or permacrocked Jesus their record signing?

>>149954640
turks are retarded

Gonna move from anime posting to cat posting after today.

>>149954695
Yes, but that's why they have no money.

>>149955345
they found a way to finance osimhan

>>149955345
also: she cute

Haven't wanted a player more than eze for a while. More than any other player this window for sure. He's got that aura. Of course if he ends up going spurs he's shit and always was.

Bump.

>>149955900
you don't need to bump the thread when it's already at the top

>paqeta cleared
Much better than eze

>>149956055
different positions

>>149954640
I mean they fell for the Osemen meme when it was clear the Kvara did 99% of his work

>>149916818 (OP)
We're getting rinsed hard on the Swedish Nunez. If City or Liverpool didnt break the bank for him, it's for good reason.

>>149958003
Liverpool is a workers class club, they never spend any money
City has haaland

Flamengo negotiating a loan+option for Gabi Jesus covering 50% of his wage.

Gyökeres to be announced today [HandofArsenal]

>>149960151
Paul Joyce reported Wednesday that the Ekitike transfer was entirely fundraised by local donation drives. The People's Club.

>>149960667
Get this Serie A poorfag shit out of here

>>149961173
That’s their offer, maybe we could negotiate higher % of wages, it is a World Cup year and he could make the team. He’s back in Oct? Nov? and with Jorgi+ few months fitness it could work. Besides, half wages is like 7m saved and he’s coming off a second ACL injury. What do you think is more realistic?

>>149961246
>tranime

If they anounce it today then that guy is proper ITK

>>149962537
good morning la

>>149958003
>We should really go for this Nuñez guy. I heard Liverpool broke the bank for him.

Seriously though I understand if Liverpool don't want to buy from the Portuguese League again and Man City is in no need of a new striker.

>>149962633
Good afternoon, my guy

>>149962699
Eze when

Every day, millions of people typing the word "gyokeres". It has been registered into millions of personalized keyboard dictionary.
Oxford predicts that if Arsenal does not complete his signing in the next few weeks, it will be word of the year in 2025.

Flamengo are advancing on a deal for Gabriel Jesus on a one-year loan with an option to buy, after the player gave the green light to a return to Brazil. It is proposed that Jesus’ salary is divided equally: 50 per cent by Arsenal, 50 per cent by Flamengo. [@rtiesporte]

>>149963707
so we need ANOTHER striker?

>>149963707
I wonder what fraudu is cooking at forest

>>149963927
Heard isak is on the market....

In all seriousness if jesus leaves that probably opens the door to complete the eze move, without having to sell martinelli and/or trossard.

Flamengo interested in Jesus

@jorgenicola via @iemadAFC

(if I remember correctly, this journo got all the news for Jesus when was to sign for us, before anyone else)

>>149956055
insane take

>>149963707
>>149964421
weird, they already spent a lot and don't need him

>>149964451
I love how mentioning Brazilian players spawns you out of nowhere lmao. Pretty cool though.

Apparently the wages are 50/50, so that might sweeten the deal? It's only an initial loan.

As per @jorgenicola in his youtube video , Flamengo want to sign Jesus on loan with obligation.

Flamengo have already one round of talks with Jesus and Arsenal

Flamengo believe they can sign him because Palmeiras, who Jesus would ideally like to return to if he comes back to Brazil, does not need a CF and have already a huge financial undertaking by signing Vitor Roque

It will not be an easy deal but Flamengo want the player

Arsenal value player at 28m euros.

This info comes from the same source who told about Jorge about Flamengo signing Jorginho and Danilo

>Arsenal value player at 28m euros.

If we get even 2/3 of that on an obligation I'm starting a new religion centered on Andrea Berta.

>>149964557
I'm not sure because Flamengo already spent a lot with more to come (they got Emerson Royal, Carrascal and apparently Samuel Lino, with Saúl for free. There's also a rumor about fucking Zaniolo lol) and they don't really need Jesus. At the same time, they made a lot of money (world cup, sold gérson to zenit, alcaráz to everton and maybe wesley to roma) and if Arsenal covers half his wages that might happen

Palmeiras is fucked though, they spent a lot of money in really shit players so don't count on them to get Jesus back to his boyhood club

>>149964716
don't they have any wondermacaquinho we can steal?

>[Romano] After outgoings, Arsenal still thinking about Eze. Player is keen and Eze is high on the list of targets for final creative signing

I wonder if a Jesus departure (sale or loan) would be enough to facilitate this. Depends, is it a squad size issue or a funds issue that's holding up Eze?

>>149964737
That was Gérson imo, and I've been saying this for years. It was either him or Bruno Guimarães (when he was playing for Lyon, there were a squad of morons arguing for Aouar at that time) but now he picked the money route so that ship is sailed.
Palmeiras had one, but he picked Chelsea.

There's no new wondermono for now :(

>>149964758
It's both according to some ITKs. Squad is already too big with only one outgoing so far (tomi :') and we ideally want to balance the wage bill. Apparently berta and Co managed to convince the kroenkes to push out the PSR limits so we can make more signings. We should still be fine regardless. Daily mail reported yesterday that signing eze isn't dependant on outgoings.

>>149964557
I think that's all South American countries really. Remember Chile flags with Alexis?

>>149964837
There was a Chile regular here for a while. Wonder what happened to him.

sounds like Flamengo doing someone a favor

>>149964837
Colombia with Ospina

It's done

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1949136942970351809?t=3cltIlgeNsjAMLiYEURxWA&s=19

>>149965061
God is Good

>>149963707
>a one-year loan
Fuck off.
>Jesus’ salary is divided equally: 50 per cent by Arsenal, 50 per cent by Flamengo
FUCK OFF.

In case anyone pulls the "muh spending" cope during the season

>>149965246
>When we started the rebuild, we were the worst team in the big 6. We’ve spent money, but it was to catch up.
>Once the Gyökeres deal is done and Sky runs the “Arsenal spend loads” agenda again, just remember, our squad purchase value is less than any other big 6 team atm.

>>149965216
so when gyokeres gets injured it's havertz up front again lmao. if both are injured MERINO will save the day! calvert-lewin free agent IN.

>>149965061
FINALLY

>>149965275
One thing that's flown under the radar with Viktor is his insane fitness record. He's 27 and has missed a total of 4 games due to injury in his career.

Of course, that's before he came to Arsenal. I'd give it 10 matchdays until his Achilles falls off.

>>149965275
As if those lanky biscuits Sesko and Isak would survive Arsenal.

>>149965495
good job, you’ve jinxed him

>>149965495
Leg breaking tackle against sp*rs next week

>>149965275
No.
When Ode gets injured it's Havertz in the middle.
If Havertz covers for Ode, it's Merino up front and if both are missing it is the Yoke (if he comes).
No way some newcomer can upset the hierarchy like that. No player is bigger than the club.

No announcement

Fraud

David Ornstein
@David_Ornstein
·
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Fulham in advanced talks with Arsenal to sign Reiss Nelson. Discussions for 25yo centre on loan + buy option/obligation & significant fee or permanent. Agreement between #FFC / #AFC close but not done - work needed for move to materialise
@TheAthleticFC

>>149965829
my bigger concern is Lokonga. There doesn’t seem to be any interest in him and Arsenal picked up an additional year of his contract.

what’s the plan there?

>>149965275
>loan + buy option
poorfag clubs needn't apply

I wonder if we'll get some kino announcement video or will the fact he has a lot of travel to be done hamper it.

Very nice.

>>149965829
>& significant fee or permanent
I don't understand what this means.

>>149965949
Welcome to besiktas

>>149960737
Kek

>>149963927
He’s injured until next year i think

hol up

>>149966020
>advanced talks
>maybe loan maybe sell maybe pay for loan maybe obligation maybe not
I fucking despise the transfer window

>>149964602
>Arsenal value player at 28m euros
Less than nketiah? It’s so fucking joever

>>149966126
invalid page looks like this

>>149965246
What does it even mean

>>149966141
it means "here we go" in transferwegian

>>149965949
It’s the fifa style
You extend his contract so you can facilitate a sale

THE FIRE RISES

>>149966175
(it's a shitty ai)
proper announcement in less than a bong (about 50 bings)

Arteta isn’t getting sacked even if we win nothing this season right…

>>149965829
>loan + buy option/obligation
Fuck off.

we got masketta/mosqueraman
we got bane
who cia?

>>149965216
>>149966476
Can you calm the fuck down

>>149966259
Now is not the time for fear, that comes later.

T MINUS 30 MINUTES

>>149966579
they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>1.89m
>94kg
he's a big guy

>>149966596
at least you can talk

can someone pls buy >our shitters instead of loaning them without an obligation to buy them ? holy balls

>>149966560
Not with those stupid rumours about those shitty deals I can't.

>>149966259
Of course not. Too much sunk cost to abandon him so easily at this point.

>>149966621
for you

Little did you know that Berta would go on to be the real signing of the season.

T MINUS 10 MINUTES

NEW BIO

T MINUS 5 MINUTES

>>149966976
lmao it's real

T MINUS 1 MINUTE!!!!!!!

https://x.com/Arsenal/status/1949167882543223210?t=0laGv01y1eJpSTnpx1fqyw&s=19

IT'S UP!!!!

Ok that gave me chills

he better be good

YEAH IM THINKING BASED

BANE?

>>149967201
>>149967201
>>149967201
new early

>>149967119
Who's the nog

Seriously need to stop with the rapping negros in every fucking new player video.

>>149967139
Nice. Haven't been this excited since we signed Kai Havertz. Let's hope this one doesn't take 6 months to play well (I also expect Gyökeres to be a bit better as well)

>>149967225
its arsenal
rapping negros are the foundation of the club

>>149967122
Literal chills…

bane?!

(he won't)