Thread 149922422

Go get it out of the ocean edition

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KC: Vinnie Pasquantino had two homers and a double for a four-RBI day in the Royals’ 8-4 takedown of the Cubs
WSH: Nationals activated RHP Orlando Ribalta from the 15-day injured list; optioned him to Triple-A Rochester
TB: Rays placed OF Stuart Fairchild on the 10-day injured list, retroactive to July 22, with a right oblique strain, recalled INF/OF Coco Montes from Triple-A Durham
BAL: Tyler O’Neill remains out of the lineup for Wednesday’s game against the Guardians
TEX: Joc Pederson (hand) will begin a minor league rehab assignment this weekend with Double-A Frisco
ATH: Lawrence Butler is on the bench for Wednesday’s series finale against the Rangers
TOR: Daulton Varsho (hamstring) will continue his minor league rehab assignment on Friday with Triple-A Buffalo
NYY: Giancarlo Stanton is on the bench for Wednesday’s series finale against the Blue Jays

dodgers

>>149922532
love me some doyer leches

>>149922532
I need to move to LA to get a latina

Yankees.

thread splitting subversives getting their shit pushed in by the jannies

Ichiro
https://youtu.be/ClBPNnYIjcY?si=qnS5-ySayZoKSLw5

i am not masculine enough for these latinas. i would ask one to peg me and she would leave me for a guy with tall socks and a shaved head

>>149922598
maybe you shouldn't complain about the jannies in your OP pic and post baseball players instead

>>149922618
trvke

>>149921412
One of my friends was a volunteer at a recent Olympics (didn't say which one) and he told me it's an open secret among organizers that all big-name athletes juice. ALL of them. They just use stuff that aren't illegal or exploit loopholes. Which is fine, but the naive unironically think their favorite athlete could get where they are with simple lifting and tailored diets

>>149922632
I think you misunderstand that post

jannies confirmed dodger fans

based umpchads

Assnow is a fucking beast. better stay healthy.

sit the FUCK down!

since utah has the jazz, they should double-down on having a name that does not fit their city
utah africans
utah black warriors
utah barbeque boys
utah fried chickens

walk the FUCK back to the dugout

>>149922697
He's an all or nothing guy. When a few things don't go his way he folds like an umbrella. When he's cruising he stays cruising

>>149922697
my favorite pitcher to watch when he's healthy
(he's never healthy)
(he's going to miss the postseason)

>>149922660
why would the IOC sanction specific countries and let everyone else slide? not to mention individuals get popped all the time.

Mookie looking washed

>Doyerjannies deleted the other thread
Guess we’re stuck with early Muncyspammer attentionwhore thread

>>149922685
They even deleted that anon post of his warned post. I got warned for racism because I cled Raiders thr S word lol

remember this guy

>>149922660
your friend sounds like a faggot

>>149922770
who?

>Glasnow dealin'
>offense >RISPin'
#ITFDB

>>149922757
IOC exists to get the US as many gold medals as possible

>>149922765
fuck off faggot

this ump deadass be raping everyone

>Ohtani hits an easy home run off Paddack
>strikes out in both at bats following that
convinced the home run was scripted now

go go go

>>149922766
Doyerpaco has replaced houspie?

>>149922770
he pitched a bullpen session this morning

I miss Singletani
Heck I don't even remember how Doubletani looks like

>>149922770
they keep showing his bobblehead night

>>149922685
Jannies are trannies, after all

>>149922790
>it’s not early
>it doesn’t count if I post it early and wait til 500
>I only make my threads when bakespies not posting so we don’t have to wait
attention whore

New Brarance
We grot Nroww

Doyers

>>149922833
Kike is so fucking gay

>giving a bobblehead night to a bust international rookie who's been injured the entire season
do doggies really?

>it’s not early
>it doesn’t count if I post it early and wait til 500
>I only make my threads when bakespies not posting so we don’t have to wait
attention whore

Keekgay Hernandlez

>>149922757
>why would the IOC sanction specific countries
Geopolitics. That's how it is in international sporting competitions. Same deal with this war crimes business, they shut out Russia for their crap in Ukraine but not Israel when two international courts concluded that they're psychos?

>lost two of three to the worst team in history since the Cleveland spiders
>shut out in the most hitter friendly park
>they hadn't shut out an opponent in 220 games

>>149922770
Glasnow, Sasaki and Snell were shut down to try to clean up their mechanics. they could have still pitched if the team was retarded.

>>149922833
what a faggot team for faggots

GLASS 'EM

>>149922765
i'm for it

>>149922825
everyone loves the dodgers, regardless of nationality, race, religion, sexual orientation, etc.

>>149922884
>panic

both glasnow and paddack are doing really well today. but once yates or whatever comes on the mound, the twins will score like 7 runs or something

>>149922797
You're a little slow aren't you. Of course it's scripted, the mother of all meatballs smack in the middle for Manfred and Japanese TV to coom over
5ch also speculates that Ohtani is in strikeout or homerun mode to conserve energy and avoid getting on base. Which sounds like copium but is also plausible

>actually the jannies are cool now guys
Doggie doos kek you gay as shit ese

>>149922892
they might bring japan and korea together and get a nobel peace prize in a few years

GOT HEEEEEM

TYLER CHADNOW

Crazy they let Glasnow go that long. Can we just get this man a W

>7 IP, 12 K
my nigga

Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD! Back to back to back to back nights with a fight at the bat rack!

surely the dodgers bullpen won't blow it

>>149922909
you've never been cool. you've always been, and always will be, a douche bag. you're tolerated because there is no other choice.

what are mojo potatoes

>twins go to bullpen first
uh oh

freddie :)

>>149922892
>>149922913
Watch as the Doyers sign a promising rookie from Taiwan in the next couple of years. Taiwan is already weebland but they really love Ohtani and were pissed at the Padres for beaning him last month.

freddie :)

>>149922908
>5ch also speculates that Ohtani is in strikeout or homerun mode to conserve energy
Freddie Freeman maybe, but Ohtanijist turned 30.

freddie :3

>>149922941
Doyerpacos seething kek

>>149922974
this is pretty comfy actually. take it stride and see it as a teachable moment, bro.

poodrepacos assblasted by jannies LOL

>>149922884
>Breaking: Tyler Glasnow complains of forearm tightness, will get MRI scans tomorrow

>>149922998
What did you think was going to happen? They shitposted en masse lmao

Stunt on ‘em Chadres

Doyerpacos seething kek

>>149923001
dis nigga from the future

WHY is Freddie stealing bases when he runs like an old man
>to avoid potential double play
He still runs like an old man because his fucking ankle is permanently busted

Twins bullpen is so inconsistently bad...

Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Jannies kek

I'm a doyerpaco and I'm not seething. What gives?

>>149922974
>>149923012
>>149923018
>>149923027

>dodgers haven't even lost yet
>thread already starting to "whatabout" my padres
at least wait until Yates gives up a 2 run home run or something

another Shaun Larkin masterclass

>>149923027
Rockin’ post

Smith could have bunted desu family

doyer legend Daniel Coulombe replaced by the brother of doyer legend Gus Varland

inb4 >rispgers

cmon dbags

should have let kim hit

why is nobody talking about the marin- oh....

bases loaded
eggman pls

>>149923093
Rojas got on base tho

Gidp

wild pitch incoming

BASES JUICED!

tloses

GIDPMAN

come on twins, the one time i need you to come through...

gg brewcrew see ya guys next time. at least the game i went to was a win

Surely Edman can do a sac fly at the bare minimum
Surely he won't gidp

I CAN'T HEAR YOU
YOU GOTTA GET LOUDER DODGER FANS

TIED GAME

>>149922532
>>149922579
She fucks white men

the twins fucking suck

ED BOY

based eggman giving glasnow a chance for a win

>>149923132
But enough about ur mum lel

eggman :)

>>149922926
Know your role, Jabroni >:O

at least they tied game

E
G
G
M
A
N

is eggman, dare i say, back?

If Outman scores a run here I will drink raw eggs

>>149922770
Cry baby ass nigga

Grand slam holy shit

>>149923146
egg and teo both showing signs of life past few games

>>149923151
kek
i fucking love that he's a baseball player with that name. it's insane

mookie slap incoming

Mookie is so fucking shit

thank god it was only 1 run. now the twinks better tie this shit up at least

dookie butts

One won’t cut it

>>149923163
mookie sl-ACK!

Dookie Butts leading off kekerooni

TOMMY E, baby

dookie butts

mookie gotta stop swinging at the first pitch he sees

#STANDUPWITHMASTERCARD GOY

dookie butts KEK its kino!

>>149923184
I miss Muncy's plate discipline.

>kirby yates
hahahahaha

20 game wining streak started today

If doyers end up losing this game 5ch is gonna charge mookie with "war crime"

>yates
ugh

>yates
no way he blows it, right?

>>149923197
Funky needs some fork discipline. Guy is FAT.

>>149923209
he will walk the bases loaded

Yates will blow it

i have more faith in yates than most of our hitters. which is funny, because yates is a fucking pile of cat turds

Can CWalk help the stros sweep his former team?

>walks the first batter
here we go

>>149923209
>leadoff walk in a 1 run game
He'll blow it, but it's not his fault the game is so close

>>149923215
Big Dogs gotta Eat

>>149923192
>everyone trying to emulate the Brewers offense

lgtss
>doyers

>nobody in the bullpen can throw a ball in the zone
oh im laffin

GG Mariners bros. You live in a beautiful state!

if that was called a strike against the doyers joe davis would have been absolutely seething

IT CANT KEEP GOING ON LIKE THIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAWJAS JUST WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

shit

back to back walks KEK

CWalk puts a dagger in the sneks!

>b2b walks
We have all seen this movie before

this bullpen is fucking pathetic

at least let them put the ball into play

hes going to walk the bases loaded lmao

>only reason the Cubs didn't get swept is because they faced a geriatric
OH IM LAFFN

>Tigers swept by the Pie Rats and former Jay Spencer Horwitz
>Now they'll face the Jays absolutely seething and hungry for wins

I want to be happy the Tiggers are shitting the bed but if the Yaks win tonight it's not looking good for holding top spot. Vladdy better clutch up fast.

>put in a shitter that consistently shits the bed
>load up the bases
>panic, put in a slightly more reliable reliever with bases loaded
>give up runs
>lower everyone's confidence
Bravo Dave. Couldn't put in Banda with an off day tomorrow? Night after night of the Kirby Yates Show

>walks the bases loaded
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

pathetic

how is this shit even real

doggie doos, are we gonna lose again??

INCOMING DOYERPACO GENOCIDE

>Phillies released Koyo Aoyagi
That's what happens when your ERA is as high as your hairline I suppose

>AAAA VESIA HELP US
For the umpteenth time

Alright Hader, this what we pay you the big bucks for

>>149923324
looking that way

lmaooooo ok boys i've accepted this loss, it's just too fucking funny watching this pen blow game after game after game. what a fucking dogshit team. keep throwing millions at replacement level players you dumb cunts

Could have signed Fujinami the HBP Machine, at least with him you have a marginally higher percentage of strikeouts

>>149923347
we liked him in that spot!

what the hell man not again

I would say this pic is relevant but at this rate they probably won't even make the postseason.

incoming triple play

>sacrifice dp
at least its not a slam kek

>>149923347
we liked him in that spot!

>>149923347
we liked him in that spot!

With a single pitch Vesia achieved the best possible outcome outside of a triple play

>>149923364
thankfully the rest of the division is shit, so they'll just be nlds or wild card exits

>>149923364
my sides

>>149923350
>I am really proud of the way we fought out there

>>149923350
It's right in front of- whoops sorry wrong manager

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FART NOISE

>>149923347
he may have the easiest job in the history of the world.

BADER FUCKS YOU RIGHT IN THE TACO

Could have been worse, 1 run game with two innings left
But it wouldn't be this stressful if Mookie Betts wasn't such a SHITTER

you have to fucking waive yates now. what a shattered pitcher. you can't trust him down the stretch so what's the fuckin point

Looks like he slipped off

>>149923347
>trust fund team
>trust fund manager

No surprise really

Extend Kirby Yates

>>149923417
unfortunately, when your team is full of strikeout artists and has-beens, you have trouble scoring runs!

>>149923432
He should be hitting lead off in my imo

safe

>>149923420
I think that's a bit harsh. Give him another chance

>all the remotely competent bullpen arms are guys from last year
>every single one of the new arms are shitters, except Dreyer and maybe Trivino

>>149923432
Kirby Yates makes $80,246.91 per game this season whether he pitches in it or not.

FUCKING GOD DAMMIT UMPS

WTF WAS THAT CALL

>>149923438
cute

and that’s a snek sweep
ggs sneks good luck on the rest of the season

Don't worry guys I'm sure Ohtani will totally come up clutch in his final AB with the game on the line

Thanks for that umpies. Astros sweep dbacks

>>149923449
I fucking kneel

shohei goes yard to tie the game here

Considering the circumstances Vesia did well

>>149923455
>>149923456
STEEERIKE THREE YERRRRR OUT

Let’s all give Yatsie a chance

As long as the twins win this game, today's padres game doesn't matter as the standings will remain the same....

>>149923472
Nah
He already used up his one hit of the game.
The days of multi-hitani are over

we suck gg astros

You can only reply here if you have the best record in the American League
17 players on IL btw

>>149923484
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

>foot never leaves the bag
>la 3rd worlders think he’s out
do you guys not know the sport?

>>149923479
he's been the most consistent bp arm this season by far

>>149923489
Based mexican jinxer

>>149923482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNf8r_41lA0

>>149923484
Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

that swing should've been strike 3, but umps don't want Ohtani to strike out thrice

doyer legend Brock Stewart

BIG FLY(OUT) OHTANI-SAN

700 MILLION USD, DEFERRED

>>149923458
look at the last 40 days instead

>>149923492
ggs my brother works for the dbacks and is fucking seething rn

Grace is right. Ketel smiling there tells me all I need to know this team is defeated and the season is over

1st shut out for the Rockies in 220 games. Longest streak since 1901.

kek @ the red birbs

>>149923520
>>149923521
NO WAY!!!!

MASTER
BADER
I KNEEL

>>149923529
OH MY GOSH!!!!!

>>149923522
I accept your concession.

GIDPMAN

oh wow

>>149923528
that's insane. you'd figure to luck into a few of them in a season at least.

Teo!
Freddie please do something

Gay ass shoes

pandaman is due

Freddie :)

Just got home from wageslaving and see the Priest did it again

>>149923547
Da heck am I lookin at here

>>149923547
BASED

big dick willie plz

>>149923312
Based tubs

Come on twins, don't blow it now...

>>149923547
is this the worst year for umps ever

>ohtani hits homerun
>"well my work today is done"
I hate him so much lmao

>>149923547
ump wanted to go home

DODGER FANS
I CAN'T HEAR Y'ALL
MAKE SOME NOISE

>>149923584
Not until TUD

WILLIE SMITH

I can't hear you dodger fans
I CAN'T HEAR YOU DODGER FANS

>>149923597
Words cannot express how much I hate this shit

>>149923584
We gone bring it to da house for da home team
Big plays, big wins for da home team

Ruiz should steal home

I CANT HEAR YOU
DODGER FANS

I GOT HOOOOOOOOOOOS
CAAAAALLLLIIING

twins are going to blow it...

>bases loaded 2 outs
Yeah yeah doyers score none, get it over with

Brewers fan here who watched all 6 games against the Dodgers this season, does Dave Roberts do anything in the dugout when things go wrong except sit there and shaking his head like a disappointed father?

migdy ro needs to take a patient at bat here

>>149923600
you're autistic

>catcher
>doesn’t catch
Uhhh

>RISPgers
KEK

XD doyers

rispies lol lol

What does Freedman do?

>Edman, Outman, Betts for bottom of 9th
Congratulations on the series win Twins! gg

>>149923541
keep your head in the sand, this team is garbage

Ruiz should've tried to steal home
>>149923634
win rangz

>>149923634
he’s just free, man

why the fuck is the phillies game on ESPN?

>>149923635
only need one of them to get on base for an ohtani walkoff homer

Just got done taking a shit did ohtani hit the go ahead home run?

>>149923634
whatever he wants. hes a freedman

Guess who's gonna get an extra AB?
Will the pop out be to left, center or right?
Lmao place your bets /mlb/

>>149923648
next inning

>>149923646
Yes and I'm still writing this game off. That's how dire things have been with those three

Banda's turn to walk everyone

>>149923635
Tommy was solid today, at least. Outman had a very nice catch 2 days ago.
>Poopie Butts
needs to be benched

>>149923618
Roberts has bones full of dust and a brain full of sand. He’s stuck in a bygone era, still trying to cash in on reserved funds from indifferent ownership. It’s a shitshow.

>>149923663
understandable

>>149923634
falls in the shower, injures his wife while trying to eat pussy with those horse chompers

WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT NO LEADOFF WALK FOR A CHANGE HOLY SHIT

>>149923678
*singles on the first pitch next ab*

mariners legend ty france

>blake trenien
I don’t think he’ll make much of a difference

>twins get on base either by taking walks or lucky hits on out-of-zone pitches
You'd think Prior would tell the guys to throw square over the plate. In fact that's what Banda is doing now and will you look at that, 2 Ks already

>>149923690
he's gonna play even worse due to all the trump news

>everyone here shitting on the dodgers
>little kids at the game chanting lets go dodgers enthusiactically

you spoiled knobs need to quit acting like a bunch of faggots

How the fuck are the Padres and Giants so bad? How haven't you caught up to these doggie doos

More like Blake Tryinmen

>>149923701
trvke

>>149923701
about to go 3-12 in their last 15 and 1-8 in their last 9 home games
absolutely pathetic performance lately

>>149923701
Gay af post anchor babies get deported too

>>149923690
He would if he's still good but I've the feeling this is the season where his age shows badly
>>149923701
The little kids have boundless energy and optimism. We do not

team is unwatchable unless yams or may is on the hill...

>>149923484
>>149923484
Fuck off back to LA ya stupid Doyerpaco. No one wants your Hololive stank at Petco Park.

>>149923646
>>149923656
>Ohtani up
>gets IBB'd for the easy Teo strikeout
ez

I CAN'T HEAR YOU DODGER FANS
MAKE SOME NOISE

LFGD

>>149923723
and still hovering around the top of the league despite all the problems while slowly getting healthier. it's like no one here understands how hard this game actually is and how lucky Dodger fans actually are.

confarto pinch hitting for outman

>Griffin Jax
Cool name desu

conforto pinch hit wew

>pinch hitter conforto
this is not a serious organization

>>149923728
This
He was starting to slide a bit in the NLCS and WS but managed to Dawg his way out of trouble right at the end (Game 6)

>>149923756
he's ass but not as ass as OUTman

Ohtani really is the perfect amount of thickness for an athlete, especially baseball player. You can tell it’s not fat from poor diet. It’s even fat distribution that comes from good genes. He still has ‘baby fat’ as scene in his full cheeks which helps protect joints to prevent injuries as well as keep muscles warm. Notice he doesn’t have a ‘beer gut’ like a certain teammate of his. Ohtani clearly has a balanced physique which is key to peak performance. Honestly, he is not what anyone would call fat, or even chubby. If you saw him shirtless at the beach or pool, you would quickly agree that he is of an athletic build and probably top 0.1% of all male musculature.

fuuuuck

>lines out
ohtani-sama... onegai...

kids don't watch this team play like dogshit day after day
also, cannot fucking WAIT for mookie to get the last out of the game again. loving this lineup from the genius roberts

Ah, so Conforto is pinch hitting.

doyers dont have that dawg in them

conforto is unlucky

Yeah thats it dawg

>>149923698
Fake photoshop nice try troll

Get your >dookie butts ready

>>149923767
Nice vpn swede

Save us dookie betts ahhhhhhhhh

>>149923767
>scene

mookie commits suicide after ending the game today, i'm from the future don't blame me

BLEH!

Ms you better not let the >rags catch you or they will be insufferable for both of us

Stop smiling you shitter

>that check swing
oof madone

>>149923757
Tracy Jacks

>>149923656
>>149923767
He's fat. They call him a pig in Japan

shohei walk off time

scripted game, calling it now

fly out happening soon

here we go

ohtani-sama...........

BETTS REDEEMED

This is some bullshit. Fuck the Dodgers.

>>149923796
umps with a gift for the struggling vet

shohei walk off time

Cowards

>intentional walk
please, mr ruiz...

>intentional walk
>ruiz gets a chance
kekekekek

I got you, my Zesty lil Dookie.

pussies

>intentionally walked
>Teo was taken out of the game earlier so it's up to a literal who

>>149923823
Faggotswede lmao

twins have a competent manager, it's over

>>149923828
he got us free nuggets last night, that's pretty clutch by my standards

they should make them throw the pitches for ibb. i don't like the new rule

>>149923832
Not that Teo would have done any better let's be real

>ruiz
game over

>>149923823
how are you not banished from this place after making an ass of yourself

>>149923767
>>149923823
kek

>>149923845
Isn’t he all hits today?

>easy out
>can't throw a strike anymore
Manfred made the call

perfect bunting count

Twins choking

BASES ARE LOAAAAAAAAAAADED

>walks the bases loaded
holy shit dude

>>149923832
>twins walked a literal who
kek

>>149923840
Dave will make the HoF. Rocco prolly will not.

Freeman won’t do shit

>Freddie
nah

>>149923864
If he made a call they would have pitched to Ohtani

B’s loaded!! B’s loaded!!

>almost 4 pitch walk to load the bases for Freddie
scripted game, they want the walk off for ratings

>>149923868
nah dodgers are cooked, twins win

Twinsies what the fuck are you doing

>>149923887
taking a series from the dodgers

>>149923823
you're good people, Sweden.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Freddie Fundie

FREDDIE :3

freddie :)

NICE INTENTIONAL WALK RETARDS AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

Doyers win!

LMAOOOOOOOO

FREDDIE :)
DODGERS WALK IT OFF FOR THE SERIES WIN

Freddie!

Freddie :)

FREDDIE :)

He missed the catch!!!

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FWEDDDDDDDDDDDDIE :3

Scripted loss, game doesn't count

Has IBBing Ohtani in late innings ever worked to secure a win?

THE FREE MAN COMETH

lmao bader is a fuckin quagmire out there

Twinkies blew it kek

freddie :)

fuck you

FREEEEEEE MAAAAAAAN

Doyers won that game AND that series
gg twinkies

My gritty underdogs!!

What were they doing? Ohtani would have flied out

FREDDIE FUCK MY BITCH

>Gayder
‘toids kek

always had faith in these dodgers and these vets, they're ageless, they're dependable, they're wonderful! what a team!

>>149923927
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149923932
and then the pitcher couldn't strike out a literal who

kek tins

GG TWINS
Thank you for the kino ending to the series

FREDDIE FREDDIE
FREDDIE FREDDIE
FREDDIE FREDDIE

we still got it we still got it
good game, twins

you're still brown

gg twinsies, a real nail biter, see you next year
flying out to Boston in a few hours, see the rest of you fuckers on location at fenway

gg Twins gl moving forward

>>149923927
U MAD

Dodgers Win

but also:
FUCK YOU YATES

Dare I saw we deserve this win

>>149923956
have fun anon

never lost faith here boys, knew the blue crew would pull it out. just another day in paradise, rooting for the finest team money can buy! they hate us cuz they ain't us! not like us, ba da da da da da da, not like us! kek!

Flyovers btfod

Love to see it

GGs Twins good luck with the season
Thank god we pulled that game out, Yates and Scott have been total busts

>>149923968
glasnow deserves the win, fuck kirby yates

>doyerchads win their series
>poodrepacos lose to the fucking fish
>something about the jints

lmao at /mlb/ right now

>>149923968
>won on a dropped line drive

It’s official: Freddie has fund his bat!

yo adrian gonzalez looks like a chubby nomar garciaparra

let's go jays!

What happened to the Cardinals? Jesus I thought at the break they were in it and now 9.5 back in the division.

Doggies unironically got me seethin'

>>149923823
>swedefag
where were you when all the sweeps of the doyers were happening?

>>149923983
>win
>immediately think about the padres

Manfred scripted this game, bad for business if the Dodgers lost back to back series to flyovers

>>149923956
have fun and bring home the series for us. snap some pics to post here like Winky.

>>149923983
>another win
these retards can't win at all without help from the umps
mark my words, retard. the dodgers aren't making the playoffs, and 50% of your fanbase is getting deported

>>149923996
Is that Bader? LMFAO hate that lil nigga when he was with the Cards.

>>149924000
>000

>>149923998
He only posts when they win cause he’s not a real fan

>>149923996
that's an out 99 times out of 100
enjoy your shiny new asterisk, put it next to the others

>>149923998
Not worrying one bit because we were still top of the division by a mile

>dodgers play like garbage all game
>twins still find a way to lose
fuck

>Dave's dumb bullpen management will again be forgotten because of last minute heroics from the offense
I'll take it

>>149923996
harrison gayder KEK

>>149923968
the kids at the game willed the win despite the lack of effort from the fanbase here

>>149923983
Wow Padres suck!

>>149924010
Seething

>>149924014
Bader more like badder amirite?

>>149923996
I can't even
>Kek twinks
Because I don't even know if anyone in the genny is a twins fan

I honestly thought we were getting another walkoff grand slam

>>149924023
you're describing his entire tenure as manager

>>149923983
The fish are good thoughbeit

>>149923969
thanks bro
>>149924007
yeah I'll be posting pics and webbums.

i sleep well at night knowing that every dodgers player and fan will get raped by hell goblins until the end of time after they die

how can you not find the dodgers romantic? they do it so often

>>149923996
>all this because they walked ohtani
glad we don't have an overmanaging manager!

>>149924040
Which plushies you bringing?

>>149923996
This would be classified as "luck merchants" by cubfags

>>149923996
freddie :)

>>149924023
In the end that's the difference between Dave Roberts and Aaron Boone. Dodgers win and Dave's blunders are forgiven, Yanks lose and Boone gets torched (but keeps the job)

>>149924043
did you have this thought after watching Kike with that popsicle?

freddie and mookie are both washed up. kershaw is a loser who can't perform under pressure. the dodgers spend billions on their players but won't even make the playoffs

manfredball. it's scripted

>>149924056
we're patient with him. he has autism

>>149923996
EL Toro Valenzuela made him miss that catch.

Yay!!!

>>149924010
seethe bitch kek

>>149923996
>Gayder

right on queue

>>149924042
uh oh stinky

Dodgers get swept in boston, but Ohtani hits a home run in the first game so that gets more attention

>>149924058
>he seriously thinks pads will gain ground on them next month
LMAO

>>149924010
I WISH

>>149924063
>in’anus
kek

>>149923984
KEK

>>149924010
kek ya seethe

You know this team is gonna get destroyed by the Red Sox right?

>>149924082
mookie's gonna find his game again in that series

>>149923996
>Outman sprints all the way across the field with a handful of sunflower seeds
>completely misses Freddie
kek

umps lose!

>>149923996
look, i talk a lot of shit about kike. but he fucking cares, and that goes a long way

>>149923996
Freddie :)

>>149924027
>>149924064
>>149924075
>>149924081
Didn't read, fuck you.
>>149924073
SHITTY meme

>>149924082
Honestly a tossup

reminder that they lost the season series to the mets and will lose to them in the postseason

No early nu?

>>149924063
The way the plushie pops out always looks like a weapon animation to me.

>>149924091
>kike

>>149924106
poodres mad KEK

>>149924076
>dodgers get swept by red sox
>padres take 3 of 4 against the berds, who just got shutout by the rockies of all teams

>>149924118
didn't read

I don’t take yellow fever fags seriously. Fuck you

>this many unemployed dodger fans
LMAO

>>149924111
Based trips of truth, watching the Mets game nao

/nu/

>>149924122

>>149924122

>>149924122

>>149924117
Oh it is Kike, my bad. Thought the hair was black

>he says while posting here as wel
Fucking retard

>>149924047
I'm bringing a glove and a folding fan