Thread 149924122

'stros

doyers

dryers

Freddie :)

>>149924122 (OP)
did you know randy johnson is, weirdly, a shoe collector? look it up

Brewgods

>dodgers get swept in boston
>padres take 3 of 4 against the berds
after that it's a tossup until they face each other in mid august

Doyers

>>149924122 (OP)
What is going on here

>>149924155
>dodgers get swept in boston
>padres take 3 of 4 against the berds
after that it's a tossup until they face each other in mid august

Just realized aislopfag wasn’t in the last thread. Guess he really does have a job

>>149924147
WTF

>>149924122 (OP)
Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Jannies kek, it’s kino!

>>149924155
I'm going to cap this post so I can laugh at you later

dodgers

We need nu tho

>>149924122 (OP)
if needed later
>>149924131
>>149924131
>>149924131
before you mouth breathers start whing look at the timestamp

Stop reminding Ozzy is dead! The world isn’t the same.

my texas rangers are BACK

>>149924136
no worries, they're sporting the same mane, mane

DOYAS

>>149924176
shut the FUCK UP

>>149924190
not my fault we're all a bunch of lames

>>149924176
>made a minute after this thread
are you actually retarded? or do you not know how to use the catalog?

>fats duncey
>dookie butts
>andy the spic
>sogay ohtranny
>cry-ton kershit
all names of players on the most overhyped, overpaid, low energy, worst fanbase-having (aside from yankee/mettrans) team in baseball

everyone cares doyerchads

ATTENTION: The Milwaukee Brewers are the best team in baseball.

>>149924176
Cain't staind yo azz

>>149924155
>lose a series to the marlins

SCHWAMBUSH

What game are we watching bros? Phillies vs Red Sox seems like the obvious one

>>149924199
look at when this thread was posted in last dickhead
>>149924203
like I give af. fuck you, too.

>>149924169
Kek, it’s kino!

CORRECTION: The Milwaukee Brewers are the gayest team in baseball.

>Max Fried throwing 98
Wtf he can’t do that

>>149924217
>espn
I shall watch yanks jays

>show up
>crush some dingers

The phillies have to be cheating bro you don't just hit the ball like that this early in the game

>>149924122 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOz_dLmpT9A

>>149924220
Your a dumbass lol pussy bitch. Your shitty little thread isn't precious haha why do you care lmao weird little online faggot have sex lmao

(Best record in MLB) stros

1-3 - gore
4-6 - cabrera
7-9 - cease
0-dubs - none of the above

>>149924217
I'm going to laugh at the Yankees' sub as they lose to Jays

>>149924220
You’re a retarded nigger, if there’s a thread already made in the catalog don’t make another new one 500 posts early. Jfc lmao how are doyerpacos this retarded?

Lucas PeeohPeepo

>>149924220
Eat my shit stupid

>>149924243
>blocks your path

>randy johnson uses a dead bird logo because he killed a bird with a pitch
>randy johnson is a wildlife photographer
>randy johnson is a shoe collector
i'm going down the rabbit hole here and i'm not sure i like it

>bombston
wtf is their problem?

>>149924243
Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

>>149924208
don't underestimate the fish, they swept the giants AND have actually won a game against the brewers this year(which is more than the Dodgers can say lol)

>>149924229
BACK TO BACK
HARPER IS BACK
>>149924236
actually it's pretty much the only time they do lol
they'll get this lead then probably do absolutely nothing for the rest of the night

>>149924248
>>149924226
Alright, yanks it is

>>149924218
Cute!

>>149924220
You gotta keep the catalogue open in a separate tab and refresh it before hitting the post button dawg. Thats just how it works

i'm just saying, if i am a hall of fame voter, justin verlander is an obvious first ballot choice, but kershit? he can wait until round 5. playoff chokers need to clear a higher bar.
it is absolutely LAUGHABLE that people want to call him the greatest pitcher of his generation

Muncyfaggot in a seethe kek

>>149924275
don't underestimate the fish, they swept the giants AND have actually won a game against the brewers this year(which is more than the Dodgers can say lol)

>>149924275
>they swept the giants
Dbacks too. Also Brewers is the only series they've lost this month

Is this the right thread? Fucking thread splitting faggot OPS

>>149924289
Verlander hasn't been great in the post season either.

When’s the parade for having the best record on July 23rd?

Muncyfaggot need touch grass frfr

>>149924289
However, Kershaw will get more votes than Verlander in his first year

>>149924301
Muncyfag needs attention pls understand

>>149924308
i never claimed the average hof voter wasn't a stupid fucking retard
>>149924302
not nearly as bad

>>149924303
July 24th

i secretly wish i was a comfy marlins or tampa bay fan. cheap tickets, no big free agents, cheering for the farm team, drinkin beer in the sun

>Harrison Bader is a Zionist
wtf I never noticed

Muncyfaggot is a crucial AIDS vector for the Dodger community

boston's pitcher fucking sucks

with all the red carpet farewell tour stuff they've been doing for Kershaw, if you think he won't be unanimous in his first year on the ballot, you're just coping

>>149924318
>drinkin beer in the sun
only true now for Tampa because they’re playing at Mr. Steinbrenner field

Muncyfaggot started the LA fires in the swelterin winter of 25

Which team do you guys hate the most? I just started watching baseball this year for the first time really. Idk who I’m supposed to hate

>>149924336
you should go back to lurking

Schwharper

>Dominguez is named after Giambi cause his dad loved him
Gay as hell to be naming your son after a player you like as an adult. Childhood heroes only.

>>149924289
i'm voting both first ballot and dreading the future ballots filled with "starters" with 186 wins and 2101Ks.

El Marciano!

>>149924337
Ass friction a bitch

>>149924336
based OC producer.

>>149924344
How many kids do you have

>>149924340
Probably I hate the Yankees most. I have a genuine dislike for all New York teams

>>149924340
the giants, cardinals, dodgers, yankees, diamondbacks, astros and mets are by far the most hateable teams. not up for debate.

>>149924354
Kek KEK

the royals really should've signed Greinke for one more season just so he could get his last 20 strikeouts

Kek fuck the cubs and fuck the bears

>>149924344
For me it’s Seven

>>149924332
and they should stay there tbqh. having a dome in florida is fucking retarded. enjoy the sun, and if it rains, have a few double headers. big fuckin deal

>>149924363
Cubs too!

>>149924366
My bad

>>149924323
He looked too chad to be fully white

>>149924363
Glad muh cubs didn’t make the list

>>149924122 (OP)
poodres lost 2 series to the doyers kekek

>>149924336
>no feminine penis
you really need to work on your ai queries man

>>149924367
Thank you, Inspector.

Hi. I am still here. Somewhat in the mire, but I am still here. Over these last two weeks I have watched so many of you quietly enter the marshland with me. I can see you, sitting beside me, waist deep in the water and bog. I can feel you, in a silence like art, honoring the most intimate spaces of our pain and heartbreak without shame. I can hear you saying, Let me carry some of that for you.

Thank you for stepping forward and not back. Thank you for not shutting your eyes. Thank you for holding my heart within yours, even while you do not yet understand exactly what you are holding. Someday I will share my story with you…but not today. Today we breathe in deeply the fragrance of the rushes and reeds, and then, I might need your delicate reminder to breathe out again. Maybe tomorrow we will look up and notice the marsh wren and smile at her song. Maybe the day after that we will laugh at the skittish harvest mouse. But not today.

Today we Be. Today we softly whisper, “btw, you are Loved.”

Luzardo legitimately either pitches 7 innings of great ball or gives up 8 runs in 3 innings.

>>149924340
dodger fan here. for me it's boston and houston. followed by san diego and san francisco.

>>149924363
Give the cubbiebears a chance!

>>149924395
Grok what does this mean?

why exactly is ESPN having a game on a wednesday?

>>149924395
I really, really love women

>>149924374
I agree. It’s awful to watch baseball inside during the day when you know it’s a beautiful sunny day out. But it rains almost every afternoon in Florida in the summer.

>>149924340
let your hate develop naturally. there are some teams you're "supposed" to hate based on history or rivalries or geography, but sometimes it just comes down to hating some peoples faces.

>>149924406
they do that occasionally. they probably don't have anything else to show

>>149924406
Why not? Better than WNBA. Wednesday Night Baseball used to be a thing

>>149924131
remember after this one to recycle the old threads

>>149924340
Trashstros

I was just fuckin his ass and next thing we know half of Altadena is burnt to the ground. he never likes to use lube though even to this day.

Y E A H

>>149924416
This is the way. You won’t know you hate them until your team is playing them and losing.

>>149924379
>>149924385
>>149924400
i'm really grateful for all the (You)s but i can't help but suspect this is all the same person :)

>>149924399
Why do you hate boston more than your own division?

>>149924421
>Why not?
because fuck ESPN I want my comfy phillies broadcast
>>149924417
>they probably don't have anything else to show
good

Hating is bad for you

>>149924424
Pipe my ass no vaseline

Kirk is so fucked up looking

muncyfag has poodrepacos larping as fags the games done

>>149924422
no thanks

>red sux
>blow gays
>devil gays

you thought the yankees season was over and now we're never losing ever again

>>149924433
Not samefagging, I posted the cubs picture with the fan falling into the baskets kek but da cubbies are based and it seems we’re everywhere. Also, because of /sp/ I’m a cubgers fan

>>149924422
Dodgerbros were pretty chill & cool up til this season or so. Yalllll got some fags anymore tho

there ya go stotty

>>149924435
because of the celtics, you insufferable provincial beantown cunts!!!

>>149924399
>dodger fan here
tldr

I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!

>>149924463
Wouldn't know - there's no Mariner fans on /mlb/ to talk about it.

>>149924444
Checked!

>>149924461
dodger fan who hate boston is how you know they're actually from los angeles

>>149924456
I don't think the fans have changed. Doyers used to have separate game threads

>>149924458
Celtics don't play baseball

Remember to use my sissie’s thread when this one is done
>>149924131
>>149924131
>>149924131
He gets really upset and tightens up when you guys don’t use his threads
>>149924131
>>149924131

>>149924456
this, full blown AIDS fan base now although there are a few whi stand out that really bring the place down more than the rest

I genuinely cannot wait for 50% of the dodgers fanbase to get raped and eaten alive by salvadoran monsters

>salsa night
Gay

Fried perfect game

>blow gays

>>149924473
Wrong.
>>149924480
There's a real mets kid vibe from one of em. The twitchy kid posts all the time. He's pretty new. Dodgerbros used to be fun

>>149924453
Also I’ve lived in Chicago for the last 10 years and grew up in the suburbs so I’ve always been a cubs fan but never really watched them all that much until this year, due to boredom and life stagnation. Actually lived about a 5 minute walk from wrigley for a couple years, now I’m like a 25 minute walk from wrigley. Always loved it here

>>149924340
The Yankees have the worst fans. It's an easy choice.
Derek Jeter always sucked btw.

>>149924483
kek he's seething kek

considering fucking a whore at the local asian massage parlor again. should i pay an extra 200 to fuck a pretty white woman instead?

>>149924495
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149924495
Women bring me gifts it's nice

>>149924340
The Yankees but they are a necessary evil and the game wouldn’t be the same without them. The Nationals could cease to exist and I wouldn’t even notice.

>>149924340
Cubs, I don't hate the phillies or Mets but their fan bases are annoying.

>>149924477
if you're not a lakers/dodgers fan then you're a transplant or a foreigner. the hate transcends. i also hate the fucking patriots and i don't watch the nfl.

>>149924495
pretty white women don't sell themselves
all asian women look the same after makeup so might as well go with that option

>>149924490
jeter fucks ya actually

>>149924480
They’re too new to realize half the thread is fucking with them so they blame poodres and asstros for everything. It’s funny to watch. They have Janny support now too.

>>149924488
yeah, that guy's a real annoying retard

>>149924516
The flailing in the dark at bogeymen has been fun to watch, certainly

>>149924489
>Actually lived about a 5 minute walk from wrigley for a couple years
lmfao boystown homosexaul spotted

>>149924489
if i lived that close i would adopt them as my team and attend lots of games. wrigley is the best stadium in baseball. it's just magical

>>149924537
Kek! He was probably raped!

>>149924509
my brown trini wife

>>149924489
You lived in Boystown didn't you?

So Muncyfaggot is his name or does anyone have anything clever to add?
Muncyfag, Munfaggie, no. Fagcy not descriptive enough. Boys? Muncyfaggot?

Dodgerbros are bros. Don't let falseflaggers fool you. You're better than that.

What does Ohtani actually do? All I ever see are garbage time home runs and getting injured on the mound. Last year he was off the charts, this year it all just seems so fraudulent.

>>149924512
>pretty white women don't sell themselves
they do, they just know their worth and charge appropriately unfortunately.

Trade Cease to the Orioles, he can be mid there. Or Yanks. They're desperate, right?

>>149924537
I’ve been known to fuck a boy or two

wtf is boystown?

>dodgers win like their second game in the last two weeks
>immediately revert to being a bunch of irredeemably annoying homofags

>>149924556
Fuck you, you had your fun, now it's too much. Fuck you for a while brother, unfortunately.

>>149924552
Muncy Muncher

>>149924552
MUNCED

>>149924489
I memeber you from earlier in the year, have you been to a game yet?

>>149924562
It glows with vans

>>149924526
no, it's pretty easy to ignore the nfl. i was more pissed when the sox broke the curse.

>>149924556
>it’s all falseflaggers!
the vt cancer newfags are real, the ohtaniswede etc etc

I think harper is secretly PISSED that schwarber is having a better year than him

>>149924571
Interesting, interesting, quality stuff coming out of the genny tonight

internet went down
>>149924242
you're of a handful that keep this place bearable
>>149924256
derp
>>149924260
(you)
>>149924281
that's what I do and then I wait for the timer in the thread to wind down before I post.

>>149924574
I’ve been to games in the past, but I haven’t gone this year. No real reason why not, just never pulled the trigger. Tickets were like $5 for the first two months but they’re expensive now so I doubt I’ll go

>in game interview with mascots
C'mon ESPN.

I just call him cumslut

I genuinely get pissed off that dodgers have early games because I can't watch at work and have nothing to look forward to tonight

>>149924586
You're a faggot, in reality. Nobody likes you.

>>149924577
>I dont watch but I hate them

Did you lose all your money on super bowl 51?

>>149924558
strikes out.
hits home runs at random intervals
pitches decently but not enough innings to be useful.
if he starts going 6/7, well, suddenly he's the most valuable player in baseball.

>>149924587
Ah ok gotcha. And dude I know, they were so cheap for the weekday games earlier this year but they’re back to like 2018-2019 levels.

>>149924552
Funky Fluffer

>>149924586
got a feisty little faggot here
i would break you in so fast lmao

>>149924601
sadly for you I am far more likeable than you'll ever be

Oh wow, Umps really did bail out Doggie doos, huh.

>>149924611
Yeah I kept thinking it was a glitch on the ticket sites but it was real. Pretty cool tbdesu. I’ll probably go next year. Just couldn’t make plans quickly enough with people this year

>>149924563
i'm furthering conversations on a wide variety of topics, but if you prefer i can larp as an orioles fan and disappear

>>149924586
It’s really weird that you feel the need to lie about this lol. You were posting early threads to get a streak of muncy OPs going last week. Now you’ve been posting them late and then telling everyone to recycle them.

>>149924615
No u lol

So the Sox winning streak was just a soft schedule illusion?

>>149924604
no, i don't bet, i just see the score and get a twinge of joy or a twinge of pain based on boston results. day's always a lil brighter when a boston/new england team loses.

>>149924633
saying it first doesn't make you right

>>149924639
No u lol!!!!

>>149924621
?

>>149924613
I like to arm wrestle irl
>>149924624
yeah, you're either trying to gaslight or aren't very bright. I am uncommonly considerate by the ever-shifting standards of this place

>>149924634
No it was because crochet snubbed drumpf at the WH

>>149924647
Consider this dick bitch

>>149924621
Jannies ain’t gonna like this one

depthspie gettin gaped

>>149924655
nu just doesn't understand

why the fuck would you be a dodgers fan? none of your players are from los angeles

uhm can we get back to talking about randy johnson's shoe collection please?

>>149924666
As a dodgerfaggot, I want to sniff them so bad

don't care, fuck the yankees :)

>>149924658
>>149924644
>https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1948162735033716850?t=pWQBlCTbl27ZKwwjQf4qmQ&s=19

>>149924647
I’d like to wrestle my forearm into your lower intestines

>>149924671
Based leaf

>>149924176
>>149924479
Is it time to boycott these early baked threads?

Do the Mindfuckers and the Assfuckers ever appear in the same thread?

>>149924647
Haha arm wrestling is code for anal fisting and boy howdy do I got a buddy >>149924679 for you

Stunt on ‘em Chadres!

>>149924683
yes

>>149924679
>>149924690
why are they so angry and insecure all the time?
>>149924683
just wait and see what's in store when he's actually playing again

>>149924683
sage ‘em!

>>149924689
it's all one gal

Thread wars are back on baby fuuuck yeah

I’m fucking gay.

>>149924712
go dodgers!

>>149924689
Fuck you… just… FUCK YOU!!!!

>>149924712
Let's go Dodgers!

Is Aaron judge the only reason the yanks are even a contender? He should play for the cubs, he’ll be happier here

>>149924147
I've know that he's deep into photography for years. He actually has some good pictures in his site

https://rj51photos.com/

i mindfucked your daughter

>>149924689
it's all one guy

>>149924689
We need the baste and bless'd Inspector to ply his trade right here and now.
Please, can someone summon the baste and bless'd Inspector?

Go Mets!

>>149924665
I see. Yeah that's a swing.

>>149924728
Who? M.. somethin'. Couldn't make it out.
Somethin' about an "ariner" or "analer" or something too, boss, couldn't get the whole thing, blew away like a fart in the fuckin' wind....

>john oliver is a mets fan
yup

>>149924717
Cubkees.

>>149924647
Again, it’s weird that you feel the need to lie about this.

>>149924737
No.

Springer Single!
https://youtu.be/D0rP6IM4wjU?si=_flsnhJlauyjsGid&t=1

>>149924622
Well idk how busy you are but the tickets will drop again at some point, usually later in august when school starts up again

>deadbeat stott is a better hitter
based newborn ignorer

>>149924748
My bawls finna drop again lowest ever bo$$ lock in ya gay sex while ya can fellas

cubkekees on the come up

>Sox on the board!
>Don't stop now boys!

go dodgers

>>149924758
Finally some baste and bless'd content for the genny

There were a bunch of ump masterclasses today. >check swing on Mookie
>DBacks game ending called strike
>Angels 3 strikes called off the plate to end a rally

No-no? How about no.
Shutout? Nah.

Tie game. :)

someone turn the stove on. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149924717
>Is Aaron judge the only reason the yanks are even a contender?
Stanton and lately Chisholm. But yeah that's about it

>>149924760
Plastic asses are disgusting. Worse than plastic faces and tits

>>149924736
His limey face makes my skin crawl

>>149924719
if i was set for life, i'd be a pro photographer for women's tennis but then again i'm straight

>>149924739
t.

Blame Volpe again, Yaks! That's always a classic. Or maybe it's Boones fault this time.

>>149924767
Tie game that's shit ya play with ya male companion when ya wear leather call each other sissy

>HOLY SHIT I JUST SAT DOWN
>TIE GAME!

>>149924767
You're still gonna choke. Can't wait for the Yanks go ahead homer. Toronto sucks at everything

>>149924774
No matter what I’m watching, YouTube will almost always start playing a Jon Oliver video after the video I’m watching finishes and it drives me nuts. I watched a couple of his videos a while back and YouTube just won’t let it die

>>149924717
unforunately, judge was born to wear a yankees jersey. the only other possible team i can see him on is the giants. he was born to rep an old new york team

Maybe Manoah was the one mindfucking Recker this whole time. For all we know Recker is curled up in the fetal position thinking about it right now.

it really is a sick joke that the cubs are playing the white sox during the only time they've been good in the last 4 years.
White Sox then Brewers, the two hottest teams in baseball. It's a demented sick and twisted joke. Really satanic

is it a bad idea to heckle players by telling them about how you had sex with their daughters?

>gay york city
lol

>>149924797
recker mindfucked manoah

>>149924797
What other positions do you like to imagine or fantasize Recker being in or stuck in?

>>149924785
I’m gonna watch the Sox game, because Chicago is superior to New York

guys i got a great pic for the next genny, gimme a sec to crop it

>>149924705
kek

>>149924776
women's track and field way better

>>149924808
yes because their daughters are mostly children

>>149924810
mettards can't mindfuck a tree

Oh nice the Sox femboy is batting

>>149924810
I'll show you a point

the point of my dick HAH

>>149924815
Defiantly drop that bad boy either hella early or late & get sublimely butthurt about it

>>149924811
downward facing dog

>>149924819
yeah but that's also what makes it an effective heckle

>>149924831
Ha, we've all been there... (picrel)

STOTTY!

stankees

CLEMENTINE

>>149924839
built like a bowling ball

What would it take to get adrian houser. a cuppa of high a dart throws?

kek this Giolotti fuck has given up 4 homer's. Couldn't be the Priest.

>>149924777
Again it’s weird that you feel the need to lie about this

>>149924839
OHHH OHHH OHHH OZEMPIC

hey mcneil, how's your daughter and my kids!

Where are the Rays and Sox playing at? This field is fucking terrible. Looks like a high school field

Based. Surely Bassitt won't spill his spaghetti now.

Mets won

>>149924831
Woah we have an actual Recker fujo?!?

still this most world series this millennium btw

>>149924851
kek. I don't know what you have rattling around in your head canon, but you should try to do a hard reset.

>>149924873
what did he say?

>>149924851
meds

>>149924880
Everything you do is gay lol

There's really not going to be any substantial trades until like 48-72 hours before the deadline. If you game it out the selling teams would be stupid not to wait until the last minute. Sigh...

Idk who muncy is or what you guys are fighting about

>>149924901
Skinny guy, plays for the As

>>149924389
and it was like winning the world series to poodrepacos lol

>>149924894
you're reading shit into things that aren't there. I'm not fucking with you about that. I do it too sometimes.

Dodgers Muncy plays for
Injured he is

>>149924908
So many words from such a little faggot

These espn guys are slurping the phillies jesus

Okay Volpe let’s go

Everyone please, fuck my ass!!

Okay and then what’s the lore with this so called schizo tranny

Volpe Vulpix

Toronto should forfeit for giving up a home run to Volpe.

And there it is.

qrd on schizo trannies and sidebar on discord if anyone has a minute

Sox are gonna blow juiced bases kek

>>149924919
if you can't handle being here without getting your feelings hurt and seething you should take a break. you're not cut out for this yet.

>>149924946
Words words gay words and yet a fag you remain

>>149924927
Mets cubs and dodgers fan unironically

I agree, Volpe is fucking terrible and the Yankees would be wise to DFA him as soon as possible. Better yet, the Dodgers can take him off your hands. No need to thank us, this will be our burden to bear.

gotta be honest here
volpe should retire and become my butt slave. he would find it a much more (ful)filling

>>149924946
you’re so out of your depth and element it’s actually kinda sad

>>149924952
>pretentious and thin skinned
you're easy prey

bruh, luzardo

>>149924954
cubspie..

Phillies walkin em in

>>149924954
Pandora’s box has been opened

just fucking take out Luzardo before he goes full retard

>>149924965
>you're easy prey
RUN

quit being gay

>>149924980
too late

wait og y'all ain't been to angelo's in south philly? they have the best fentanyl steaks in town!

>>149924770
no

>>149924982
I sound like this

>>149924954
And we don’t like this?

Phillies exploding

>>149924986
so it seems.

>>149924965
Faggot lol

KEK!!!!

They gotta pull Luzardo

>>149924988
i go to abner's. get the double oxycontin and cheez

BB!

>>149924982
good effort
>>149925007
poor effort

>>149925000
>you don't like an schizophrenic, anorexic troon

I’m so out of my depth and element it’s actually kinda nice :)

FUCK

thanks thomson you fucking retard

>>149924692
i called it btw

>>149925020
The faggot has opined

Don't sleep on the Tigers just because they're lazy out of the break

kek filthies

>>149925014
Lol

I need a tomboy with depth and elemtents (fire)

>>149925023
Tails would

>>149924134
YUP LET'S GO DODGERS

>>149925034
you're boring and tedious. you should work on yourself more.

>Padres are listening on Cease trade offers
>Red Sox reportedly interested
Duran is so about to be a Padre

>>149925015
knew it

>>149925048
the most dangerous lead

Muncyfaggot's legendary meltdown cuz uhh he couldn't make the thread or something? IDK but here we are

I don’t think you guys hate trannies as much as you pretend to. I think you just are trying to look cool in front of other anons

>>149925048
With 2 outs lmao

>luzardo has been schizo lately
>already at 70 pitches in 5 innings
>starts to struggle
>has NO ONE warming up
>struggles more
>get fucking romano up
>walks in two runs
>grandslam
>STILL IN
my god

Volpe>Jeter

>>149925062
>I think you just are trying to look cool in front of other anons
it's true, traps are hot

>>149925062
99% of people have never seen one IRL. The only one I've ever seen is this dude from highschool who was one of those autistic special ed kids who wasn't full retard but retarded enough to need help. It's disgusting but also really sad.

Jizz Jizzum can’t tag kek

Based babe yoinking one off Freed

Who are your favorite baseball radio announcers?

>>149925062
I'm a girl thou

safe!

>>149925097
My team's announcers of course

Yanks stank

>>149925100
checked

>>149924851
not even the dodgerchad you're in a pussy fit with, those were both my posts lol

Grand Slam Romy.

HAH

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KEK

I genuinely think Yankees fans are the dumbest fans in the entire sport

>>149925109
Kek fuck the phillies

Thomson seriously needs to stop treating every pitcher like they're Wheeler.

UH OH STANKEES

Baaaaaaaabe

>>149925053
those are diamondbacks fans

Nice fielding Yankees

>>149925114
Just look at that NY AI poster lmao. He's angry and bitter all the time.

>>149925110
>>149925112
>>149925113
>>149925114
What happened???

>>149925128
Hahahahhaba

how would you guys react if the miz's arm just ripped off mid pitch?

>>149925054
I hope not. I just bought my son a Duran jersey and we’re going to all three Sox games at Petco in a couple weeks.

>>149925133
Yaks catcher can't catch

wtf is my yankees problem with the 5th inning

>>149925133
It's the stankees, what do you think happened?

Why can't this shit happen to more deserving teams?

>>149925131
Slopspie? They’re usually just joking around imho.

27 rings!

"put the ball in play and let the yankees self inflict harm"

>Doing something in the other room
>hear from tv “and the Yankees continue to throw the ball around the infield…”
kek

The Rogers Centre looks absolutely sick now except for the eyesore behind home plate

>>149925156
lmfao

Uh oh stankees

>>149925054
>Padres are sellers
Not like this Dadbros

The phillies aren't winning this won. Their offense is literally incapable of late-game comebacks

>>149925160
I dont like how there is no foul territory anymore

Awlright, we're back.
Anon in da genny, what's happening anon

>>149925160
yeah, the need to ditch that black backdrop and the bright TD logos

oh well done thomson. bring in the new pitcher at the start of the inning after the six runs already scored. fucking retard

>>149925172
They won the first game of this series on a walkoff.

>>149925182
We need the mink man

poodres lol

>>149925182
i hate jazz NIGHOLM jr

>>149925188
chaosball doesn't count

Can I just ask. How is it that the Yanks let themselves get dogwalked in the World Series, blown out of their own stadium by the Doyers, and are still the way they are? They are the laughingstock of MLB

>>149925182
What does genny mean, I keep seeing you guys saying it

>>149925184
td paid a lot of money for those tacky signs

>>149925200
yes it does

>highest paid team every year
>no rings in a decade and a half
embarrassing

>>149925204
"general thread"

>>149925202
If anything they went even further in that direction giving Volpe starting SS duties and only scoring runs with homers.

>>149925182
Hey Mike, first time listener, long time caller. I just wanted to know who your Oshi is? Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

Bruh

Welp

Judge is unreal dude lmao

>>149925174
>ROMano

>>149925204
genny is our female janitor, she's a nice girl

ALL RISE BLOW GAYS

Terrible pitch

J U D G E D
U
D
G
E
D

>>149925204
We'll also reference "Jenny" which is a fun take on genny / >>149925210

Here’s the mink man

The ONE time we don't walk him

>>149925210
Oh, duh. Also, Aaron Judge puts the stankees on his back again

>>149925225
>romano with a lead: blows it
>romano without a lead: 1-2-3
interesting

>>149925210
what? no that's incorrect. you should consider lurking indefinitely

>>149925236
Can't blame him. Judge has never been really clutch.

and I need you
*bumbumbumbumbum bumbum*
and I MISS YOU

>>149925236
>ONE
source on that?

>>149925249
smile, you're on cricket

>>149925182
https://vocaroo.com/1ji9SvAMiI5f

>>149925212
>my oshi huh? I gotta go with Takamiya Rion. Rich blonde, tight ass. Dumb as a post but I love her

>>149925238
really makes you think

Blue Gays manager is a moron.

>>149925247
threadly reminder that judge is a .205 hitter in the postseason.

>>149925252
well we should have there, I blame schneider, let's be kneejerk like the yaks and demand he be fired for a single mistake

>>149925264
well yeah, fat people generally aren't too smart

>>149925247
>Judge has never been really clutch.
This isn't the playoffs, faggot.

Regardless of the outcome I love that Jays vs Yankees has become must-watch baseball. Always nice to see an ACTUALLY competitive game between division rivals

>>149925256
kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

Chaz Jizzum

>>149925280
i just hope both teams lose :)

>>149925258
kekini!

My walk up song would be "Heil Hitler" by the artist Ye.

>>149925264
how dare you

>>149925276
Does that mean many of the Blue Jays aren’t smart?

sit the FUCK down John Schneider

Yankees actually fuck ya sorry

Is Fried fried?

>>149925277
kek

>>149925301
whatever happened to vogelfat.

utley LEGFUCKED tejada

>>149925258
Please fuck my ass

the blow jobs are buck broken by judge

WEW FUCKING LAD

this phillies game is a microcosm of their playoff runs. bats come out on fire, then some awful pitching and worse managerial decisions take place, then the bats forget how to swing

FIRE BOONE

Yankees cant field with the magnets off

nice catch lmao

>>149925325
OH N-

Bellinger IQ, lol

bellinger needs to pretend hes going to catch it. what a retard

>>149925333
what is it with the yanks and routine flyballs?

>>149925300
I believe in Chicago dog superiority

>>149925202
Boone

>>149925351
what the fuck is this utter shit.

>>149925351
Lose the pickle and I'm on board

ok now remember to boycott the old thread

>>149925351
mmm, looks like a sub but with a weiner instead of cold cuts

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149925358
>he doesn’t know about the best hot dog in america

old nu

>>149924131
>>149924131
>>149924131
>>149924131

STRAWMAN

The guy that nobody wanted after the Sasaki sweepstakes keeps bringing the hits everyone needed

>>149925379
"no"

yankees are fucking trash lmao

>>149924818
Brady's Knee?

>>149925109
That pitcher is the goofiest looking Fucking dude I've ever seen.