Thread 149926912

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YANKEES SUCK!

'stros

dodgers

METTIES

Mariners :(

dryers

kek it's nu tho!

>>149926948
dryers

jacks is an okay fast food spot and a san diego staple! we love jack here

>re: last thread about chicken
reply to this post your top chicken place/chain

>>149926964
Nah it’s shit only worse burger spot is in n out

Doggies holding on for dear life

>>149926970
chick-fil-a, love the arnold palmers

>>149926940
It's the opposite in my area where bk sucks and jacks is decent

>>149926976
Holding on to a cock for dear life kek

>>149926974
it's perfectly serviceable, never complaining about $1.15 for 2 tacos.

>>149926934
Based sausage girl.

>>149926970
Chick fil a and church's

>>149926970
Cane's.
This is a Cane's general.

>making threads early for attention
grim

>>149926970
For me it’s

>>149927003
>nooooo you’re heckin gaslighting me I never did that!!

Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjM4UkbeuEU

Jomboy and Jake absolutely spewing about the Stanks kek

>>149927019
Doyerjannies btfo kek

>>149927027
mine closed but I also really liked them

Go! cubs!

>getting shut out by the rockies
faginals kek

LOL

>>149927115
Peak onions

>>149927115
based… BASED!!
>>149927133
Filtered and filtered kek… KEK!!

>>149927140
Lil onion

No one is more excited for the twade deadline than I am

>>149927159
>No one is more excited for the twade deadline than I am
t. Elmer Fudd

>>149927159
who will win the sandy sweepstakes?

God Abby Labar is cute. I just wanna take her salsa dancin

>>149927133
L7 weenie

>>149927169
She foine

>>149927166
I fink he might not get twaded , idk what incentive the marlins have to give him away, and I don’t see buyers offering up anything worthwhile for him

>>149927176
them eyes

>doyerjannies banned all the funposters
>jenny is dead as fuck

>>149927199
kek ban 'em!

really want to act like a dick about >us being an elite team but also don't want to contribute to a sore winner stereotype

This ain't it chief

>>149927207
Don’t count your blue chickens before they hatch

based dodgerchad janny BTFO schizo poodrepaco LOL

>>149927199
poodrepacos ghosted because they lost to the fishies while the doyers won an epic walkoff

>>149927222
>Don’t count your blue chickens before they hatch
Cane's chickens?

yeah...im thinkin this aint it chief

>>149927234
i'll take a uhh a caniac combo replace the coleslaw with bread

Happy Birthday Abby ^_^

>>149927176
too skinny

my teamies lost today

AGAIN

>>149927288
i NEED the stove

poodres lol

>>149927377
check’d and kek’d!

chief, this ain't it

Chiefies tried to tell ‘em

bruh...

my dood...

dodgers may have lost yesterday but dodgerchads won. poodrepaco (there's only one) got utterly assblasted by the jannies and is still reeling from it lmao

no one cares doyerpaco

>>149927432
not a good look, brochacho...

>>149927432
newfag coded post unc

stunt on ‘em Chadres!!

>>149927432
Getting the ick from this post....

stunt on ‘em Chadres!!

stunt on ‘em Chadres!!

uh oh stinky

>be Chadres
>stunt on ‘em!

>>149927462
san diego stinkies

>>149927462
Ong this nigga stunted all over my ass :(

Tanuki(Japanese racoon dog) invades Japanese high school baseball tournament.

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1947865593065181188/vid/avc1/1920x1080/4LfMfPXmbWZAKJgz.mp4

Average Stankee trade proposal:
>We'll give you our #200000000000000000 prospect
>You'll give us all your best players, your manager, all the revenue from your home games and you'll start serving baconeggandcheez at your ballparks
>Come on, we're overpaying in this deal bro, you can't stiff us like this!

>>149927432
LOL so true

Chiefies saw dis cummin a mile agay

>>149927480
The tanuki: doyerpacos
the tournament: /mlb/

>>149927498
LOL so true

>>149927491
>>149927502
That’s a warning for spamming/flooding

>>149927432
I'm a girl tho

>>149927511
based...BASED!!!

no ...

>>149927511
erg MINDFUCKED houspie

>>149927511
kek! doyerjanny no!

poodrepaco schizo spammer tranny shaking in his boots since that warning KEK

>>149927511
Please have mercy sir...

>>149927540
don't rile xher up again

>>149927538
>>149927541
We have rules for a reason

The Mindfucker runs the genny

Find The Mind Fucker...

Find The Mind Fucker...

Based 2hu fuckin em!

Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>149927540
Wtf is your problem?

Based 2hu fuckin em!

>>149927540
>>149927511

We need the good inspector now more than ever

o kek

>>149927540
xhe seems bolder than ever. as a doyers fan I’m literally terrified.

>>149927571
Definitely a dodgers fan

>>149927571
This is what you call a "fakeflag." Do you actually think this is a dodgers fan? It's easily pointed out in that he/she said doyer "lifelong". That, quite literally, has a negative connotation on /mlb/. So he's posting this to make us look bad.

>>149927578
I’m a girl thou

>>149927571
>>149927578
nice try doyerfag. YOU are clearly the flaseflagging poodre fan.

no… NO!!!

kind of feel bad for poodrepacos. they're routinely out-shitposted by dodgerchads, and now it comes out that the jannies are dodgerchads too? I'd probably just never post again.

no… NO!!!

>>149927600
2hu dadspie stunts on 'em kek

stunt on ‘em Chadres!

stunt on ‘em Chadres!

>>149927600
PRRRRRRRRT

no… NO!!!

>>149927615
chaddies gon' have some fun with you lol... make sure to not eat for 3 days... Kek!

no…NO!!!

>>149927600
PRRRRRRRTTTT

>>149927432
There's mococo, dadspie, nazposter and Padraygers, Angel's and Astro poster that are great alliance to Chadres. Shout out to broo nord too, he's a nice fella and garver poster.

stunt on ‘em Chadres!

no…NO!!!

stunt on ‘em Chadres!

>>149927626
Chadres fuckin stunted all over me with this one :(

Attaeye happer

>>149927600
PRRRRRRRTTTT

>>149927638
I’m so Happie!

seiya slap!!!

TUCK'EM

sit the FUCK down!!!

sit the FUCK down!!!

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

>>149927600
the truth is... it was rigged from the start

Cubdres fuckin em!

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149927665
sorry this is a cubger thread

Stunt on ‘em Cubdres!

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149927669
My bad, I had no idea

stFd!!!

stinky doodoopeepeecacapoopoodres kek

>>149927669
Sorry sir

walk the FUCK back to the dugout

>>149927669
That’s one’s on me

>>149927488
Average Mariner player retention offer: leftover pike place fish scales (for virility), 65% market value salary, unlimited free burgerville spread.

>>149927626
>garver poster mentioned

>>149927669
All things considered, that’s my bad, and I’m sorry.

>>149927669
beg your pardon

>>149927669
Please… mercy

o kek?

>>149927700
I'm flying up to Seattle in a couple months to visit my brother and to watch my doggie doos and their last series of the season at T-Mobile, and he told me today that I should I go to Burgermaster when I'm there. Thoughts?

that’s a kek from me

>>149927669
yeah I thought it smelled like SHIT

>>149927766
me in the middle wearing the boston cap

>>149927669
yay!

My ass it’s killin me

the fuck is wrong with you retards

>>149927800
Please fuck my ass

>>149927800
pipe me ya just gotta pipe me

>>149927800
Ngh ...i need it ,..feed...mee

...guhk!

>>149927800
pfma

the fuck is wrong with you retards

>>149927829
Please fuck his >>149927800 ass

>>149927800
It's literally all one guy. Just play it cool *whistles*

lol

real retard hours

real popeyes hours

real tendie hours

i hate the dodgers

i hate the dodgers

chadres lol

real chadres hours

>>149927759
I liked Burgermaster. I've never been to dicks. Any random teriyaki shop will be good.

Oh yea MLB is so competitive with the dodgers spending 10x everyone else via deferment yea Such a competitive league XD I'm a dodgers fan now!

real baseball hours

Hey

>>149927854
kek!!

I’m going to be the person to figure out how to get a team hot at the right time, solving baseball’s post season

>>149928021
ya just gotta win more games than ya lose

>>149928032
that’s loser talk

is diving to first base a cheap move?

>>149928027
mest!

that funky muncy

>>149928055
!!

that funky muncy

>>149928059
>>149928106
*Athletics of Sacramento Muncy Only

>>149928053
Yes.

gm

that funky muncy

was on a random baseball reference page and wtf is Kicks?

gm

>>149928474
mornin :)

>>149928606
in the rules, you're allowed a gentlemen's agreement to play kickball instead of baseball. however no team has done it yet....

>>149928608
>>149928610
>>149928474
......it's 3am

>>149928759
night :)

>>149928888
0_o

E4-em

>>149928759
that's morning, numbnuts

>>149928888
>we just need to win

>>149929287
umpies FEAR the Boone

>>149929287
https://youtu.be/p7dYwjJPVoQ?si=7zX8bFB-uImK5aMK

The MLB Manager most loved by Japanese people

>>149929302
>Catfish
>Catfish Hunter

Recker

Recker ass

>>149927669
Cubyals beats the Cubbies

>"Rays option inconsistent Taj Bradley to Triple-A"
He's getting chopped

Recker my ass

That Reckie Assie

Recker
then Recker again in the morning

the thin reck line

I woke up today going through serious alcohol withdrawals. It really is bad for you

>>149930452
heroic dose some shrooms and you will never drink alcohol again

>>149930452
you should get help, my bro
my great-uncle died a few years ago. couldn't stop drinking, bless him.

The Liver Reckies

>>149930600
kek

>>149930452
ever considered or been prescribed antabuse?

>>149930659
I wouldn’t harm a fly

>>149930696
worked well for a couple people I've known. I hope you can find some peace of mind, bro.

WTF bros, I thought Castellanos was good because of all the memes and mentions of him. I just looked at his stats and he's ass. Wasn't he a top free agent of that off-season? When did this happen?

>>149930742
>you should get some help, bro
>I hope you can find some peace of mind, bro

Well BRO I hope you can learn to mind your fucking business and give unsolicited pharma commie bullshit “advice” you little shit

>>149930946
*NOT give

This is /mlb/

Anthony
Recker’s
Feminine
Female
Ass

>>149930946
I live with the pain of knowing someone I love suffers in a similar sort of manner every day. It's at the point where she's basically living in a box with only a door and no front window adjacent to a shithole apartment complex. It's been years since she distanced herself from family and friends. I care about you whether you like it or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcI94hxvZsY

WAAG

My name is anon and I’m a Reckerholic.

Good morning /mlb/. It is officially over for my Yankees, they simply don’t have what it takes, and will not be winning anything this year. Would be better for them to miss the postseason then continue down this road. And yes you can hold me to this if they do end up having some kind of miraculous turn around. Anyways, I hope you all have a good day. Fire Boone immediately.

Boonie MINDFUCKED Jombie

>>149931147
good morning, friend. and cheer up, they yankees aren't that bad. in fact, they're a pretty talented group. the jays are just... better.

>lose world series because of your shitty defense
>refuse to fix your shitty defense

>>149931147
It's time to end the Volpe experiment and send him over to an undisclosed NL team that likes blue.

>>149931236
Dodgers can have Volpe
Mets will take Grisham or Bellinger
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>149931260
throw in Judge and we'll also take Volpe and send you Scott, Teo and Yates.

>>149931171
Every year when the Yankees expose that they are sloppy and have no accountability Boone makes a big to-do of being a fake tough guy on Talkin’ Yanks because he knows Jomboy is giving him a representation of things the fans are thinking, and he needs the fans to know he doesn’t give a fuck and the Yankees can never be wrong. I hate this guy so much.

What’s with people on here wanting Volpe? the guy is ass I promise.

>>149931173
Fuck you.

>>149931327
it's a yankee trying to foist him off onto the Dodgers for whatever reason

>>149931272
‘ini.

boone cant discipline his team because hes afraid the clubhouse bussy will stop

Cubs won that game

>>149931272
kek!

I remember when Reck was young
Me and Reckie had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had some posts on /mlb/ and a thread of my own
But the biggest kick I ever got
was doing a thing called the Reckiebros Rock
While the other kids were Jommin round the Boys
we were hopping and bopping to the Reckiebros Rock

>>149931737
for me it's the dance remix

>>149931147
good morning, yeah plenty of baseball left. Can't say how the playoffs are going to go.

oof, only 5 games today

>>149932001
Annie Mae!!!!!!

Mets need to get Brent Rooker

>>149932001
Only Tigers Jays worth watching

>Check Tigers standing
>1-9 L10

what happened?

>>149932115
Regressing toward the mean

>>149932115
They’re frauds.

>>149932115
paper tigers

>>149932046
They will demand Sproat

Anyone else find it interesting that all the “good teams” have had periods of incredible struggle? Who could be behind this?

>>149932187
Based.

>>149932199
it's all scripted, anon

why are baseball players today so fat? Babe Ruth was considered one of the fattest players to play the game until the 1980s, and he was 6'2 215lbs. For comparison, Aaron Judge weighs almost 300lbs, and Ohtani matches Ruth (6'3 2010lbs)

>>149932498
He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.

>>149932560
for reference, I was thinking about Alejandro Kirk and how he weighs nearly 300lbs at 5'4

>>149932432
is this how stankees are coping this morn?
lol so so sad

>seasons with the fewest qualified .300 hitters
6 in 1968
7 in 1880
7 in 2024
7 in 2025 (if the season ended today)
8 in 1908
9 in 1892

How do we fix this?

>>149932633
and that's a good thing

>>149932633
Three way marathon monkey sex with Lauren Shehadi and Abby Labar should do it

>>149932633
>batting average
sabermetrics say that's an outdated stat like Wins for pitchers. we now only judge using OPS, meaning Barry Bonds was one of the greatest to play the game

>>149932001
My shartinals are playing the poodres today

>>149932633
the .300 slap hitter got replaced by the .270 20 HR a season player who knows when to take a walk.

gm

>>149932633
Make strikeouts shameful again. Stop swinging from the heels in every 2-strike count.

>>149931073
Explain please.

>open mlb app
>recall rundown first on list before todays games
>turn on mlb central while I make breakfast
>come back to watch recap rundown
>video is no longer listed
why are they like this? I’ll just watch the recaps in order I guess then.

>>149927910
2hu?

RIP. Every MLB game today should have a moment of silence before first pitch.

>>149933391
wonder if the juice shortened his life

>>149933391
He died while undergoing surgery, RIP

>>149933391
F

>>149933481
I believe that. I knew people who had a sudden cardiac arrest while under going surgery and never made it.

>>149933391
first Ozzy, now the Hulkster... how many celebrities is Trump going to have killed trying to distract us from the epstein files?

>>149933481
>>149933510
Correction: he died of a sudden cardiac arrest at his home while recovering from neck surgery

>>149933566
My sources inside the White House say a Guardians HOF player is next unless they change the name back so he can get a win on social media. I can’t say who.

where's the Connecticutfag? my apizza from Sally's was bretty gud

>>149933391
Rasybros...

Connecticunts be
>erm actually it’s not pizza it’s apizz and it’s literally the best thing ever
and then hand you a burnt pizza that cost $30.

>>149933786
the sauce was exceptional

>>149933391
I thought he had died years ago...

Tri-state area pizza is the best in the country hands down bar none, I've never been to Italy but I would imagine it's the only pizza that gives it a run for its money.

>>149933566
boomers are going to be dropping like flies man, it's time.

>>149933912
i've been to Italy and eaten pizza and NJ/NYC has better pizza overall.

>Reds are frontrunners for Eugenio Suárez
Nobody saw this coming

I’m starting to get seriously concerned you guys

>>149933391
reddit is gonna be so happy
they got so mad about this

>>149934125
They did? Why?

>>149933995
Greek pizza is the best pizza I've had. Their cheese is way better

>>149934179
NOISY_SUN 35 points 2 days ago

Fuck hulk hogan all my homies hate hogan

dedbeatsLuis Guillorme 35 points 2 days ago

I love Francisco Alvarez but fuck Hulk Hogan

ShatteredAnus 9 points 2 days ago

Wait, when did Alvarez come out as a racist piece of shit?

MightyActionGaimDaddy Canha 12 points 2 days ago

Oh no. Alvy got that guy

>>149934125
You whining about what Reddit might think about this is even more Reddit and pathetic.

>>149934125
go back

>>149934125
stay here

>>149930659
Yeah I’ve heard about it. Just came back from the doctor. Thanks for the thought. I’m 28 hours dry >>149930946 this isn’t me btw

Chuck Mangione also died today

>>149934456
Admitting you have a problem and want to change is the first step in recovery. Good luck anon.

>>149933566
Cringe

>>149934530
I hope you’re kidding

Only a few hours until britbongs go extinct here. Anyone wanna share /mlb/ stories?

>>149933566
based.
>>149934724
cringe.

Why aren't we talking about jomboy right now?

>>149934742
Nah :(

>>149934776
this is like what, the 4th time they've said they're going to block 4chin over there?

>>149934846
why don't you say why we should be

Should we fire up the dancing jombini?

>>149934068
She (male) always comes back

>>149934724
Based

>>149934827
Double cringe

rumor millers, condition and operational status of the mill?

>watching some asshole in his computer chair while he watches the game with a giant line and box score overlay and an advertisement front and center
do zoom zooms fucking really???

>>149935016
Am I the only one thinking he was just referencing the Timothee Chalamet “strikes out on three pitches ladybird sucks kys” meme?

>>149935091
stove so cold you could make ice cubes in it

>>149935016
how is it possible to seethe harder than this genny while being a normie lmao

>>149935127
Not true, Spottemgottem and Pooh Sheisty just linked up. Need it or keep it?

>>149935150
Sneed it

>>149933995
all the best pizzas I ever had were in Italy followed by CT then NJ/NY

>>149934456
gl bro

happy 21 years to one of the greatest photos in baseball history

he yearns for it

>>149935375
he loves playing at home and NY is happy to have one of their own playing for them

Goodbye

>>149935434
we can change that

Reminder the Milwaukee Brewers are the best team in baseball

brew crew!

brewers fans comin out the wool works all the sudden

>>149934938
Holy based

>>149935568
Reminder, that comes with a curse

>doyers bragged about being best team in baseball
>go 2-12
>tigers bragged about being best team in baseball
>currently on 2-11 run

>>149935661
both frauds, we have the best record against teams above .500

>>149935016
Cringest part is telling such a likable guy to kill himself. Hate the trashcans, love springer, simple as

>>149935661
>paper tigers

>>149935460
about damn time

>>149935581
>>149935568
People will shit their pants and fail to acknowledge this because Wisconsin is a small conservative state that cares about family and western values.

>>149935722
popping open a bottle of champagne?

Mariners vs Brewers World Series 2025

Who will win their first title in franchise history?

>>149935744
>greengay

Who is winning the ALCS preview series today?

>>149935744
>be gaysconsin
>choke

>>149935772
it's going to be a split, Jays don't usually carry their home form on the road.

>>149935753
it's a bit early to be drinking already

Brewers fans outta nowhere like my summer tomatoes

>>149935772
Right now, the orioles.

>>149935824
We’re all broor crew after they swept the doyers, paco. Go watch your anime

>>149935824
they're subbing in for all the new tigers fans

Nobody cares, doyerchad

nu bru cru fan here

nu bru cru fan here

nu bru cru fag here

i'm sure glad the yankees traded that durbin kid. not like we could use an infielder that can hit.

>>149935963
Well you still have Volpe lel

nu bru cru fag here

>>149935877
>>149935955
>>149935999
Checked nu bru bros!

>>149935963
Yankees are fundamentally unsound. You can't hit your way out of shit defence and terrible plays every game.

>Jesse Chavez and Nick Ahmed announce retirements
2 real ones

>>149935877
>>149935928
>>149935955
>>149935999
welcome

>>149936110
>Buttfucking Cockslurping Gayboy General
Baseball?

>>149936076
I remember Nick Ahmed was really heartbroken after being DFA'd by the Dbacks in 2023. When he was with the Giants he mentioned how he refused to watch the Dbacks games during the postseason and even turned down his NL championship ring.

Doyerschizo on the seethe

>>149936110
slop is getting better but why the fuck cannot it accurately reproduce a simple logo

>>149936110
So, we won AGAIN. We can say it was the pitching coach, we can praise the consistent batting effort, we can point to player development coming from worse teams, we can be proud of Pat Murphy stepping up when Greg left, we can be excited about having the MIZ, and the truth is it's simply enough. Tactics, determination you name it, we have it all.

Don't get me wrong, I still have healthy skepticism towards the rest of the season and the lads, but MINIMAL marginal gains are desperately needed right now. Otherwise I'm very optimistic about rest of the MLB campaign, and our chances in the upcoming NLCS for that matter. Beers are on me. What do you think, /bcg/

these schizos are fuckin us right up the ass

>>149936246
upgrade your slop server to this guy's
>>149936110

>>149936264
fuck my ass

>>149936299
resembles something I can't quite put my finger on

>>149936264
It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98

>>149936345
PFMA

>>149936264
top kek

what decides if the player swung at it or not when it's a throw outside the zone?

Ggs Cleveland frens <(^-^<) no sweep for you though!

>>149934871
No

I have no idea what it is but morton actually becoming an mlb player again, same with soto.

>>149936506
Judgement call by the ump.

>>149936506
There’s no definition, just like a balk. Technically the rules say “offer”, most people consider breaking the plain of the plate

>>149936506
>what decides
>what
who
>who
we, thats who

>>149936506
If the player fucked the ump's wife like Ryan Howard did to Scott Barry then the call goes against the batter

>>149936638
In the wise words of Earl Weaver: You're here for one specific reason-to umpire, what's the reason the ump asks? To screw|More advanced language skills here us.

Hey Springer! How's your daughter and my grandkids?

>>149934938
Holy cringe

>>149936612
That’s a certified Pepe ump fact

>>149936717
based af

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149936824
>Díaz to Rengifo
Ball 6 you're out

>>149936506
On paper, if the bat was completely swung across the plate.
In practice, if umpchad(s) say so

>>149936824
hell yeah

>>149936774
Correct >>149934938 is based

>>149936848
You’re very wrong on the first part. A bunt is an offer and doesn’t go across the plate

The Tigers might not be the team for me. new Brewers fan here

>>149936864
oof madone, cringe

>A Jomboy employee said that Springer should kill himself
Holy shit Yankee fans deserve to be fucking nuked. No 28 rings for you in a 100 years

>>149936818
Henlo fren! @_@; inside bullpen?

>>149936889
I think, as a new fan, the tigers will be my AL and the Brewers will be my NL team.

The Tigers - Brewers world series this year is going to be so soulful and kino

>>149936506
spend your final day here wisely

>>149936956
>be bong
>get banned

>>149936954
>two small market comedy central teams

lol
lmao even

>>149936956
4chan should be banned in all countries except the US

>>149936917
bleacher bar

>>149937005
Australia is alright

>>149936956
faye can gay

>>149937032
USA, Australia, NZ, and Canada (for the memes)

>>149936506
I actually have a good answer for this but I'm at work rn. gimmie 3 hours

>>149937036
lotta bongs around these parts talking about leaving the country

>>149937005
It should just be the anglosphere

(>^-^<)/>>149937011 Is the food better down there? While i've sat all around the stadium dunno if i've been down that part yet

>>149936864
This is accurate

>>149936955
The final pitch, both the Astros radio and Tv announcers called it a ball before the umpire signaled strike out. It was pretty egregious given the situation

Do not replies to miguels and pacos

>>149937092
dunno, they were out of the first two things I ordered

>>149937208
horrible advice, anon.

>>149937208
Don’t fucking tell me what to do

>>149928606
He kicked a ball after bobbling it before

>>149937208
>do not replies
>replies

>>149937246
>>149928606
https://youtube.com/shorts/Pbu_EtDiTL8?

>>149937246
Accurately kicked it for an out, quite impressive

>>149937272
completely forgot that ever happened

>>149936900
reddit is dogpiling him so hard

>>149937272
>GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!
>GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!
I fucking love baseball :)

>>149937393
It feels like there’s a really weird effort to try and “take down” jomboy on the internet. I do not understand it, they’re all such milk toast characters

>>149937417
Fren <3

>>149936956
Why can't we do this for indians and chinamen?

>>149937504
Guardians*

Go Sneks

>>149937631
Can’t believe Altuve got away with doing this

>>149937631
Geno was pensive yesterday, probably played his last home game as a Dback

Cubs working hard on acquiring bullpen pitchers.Orioles Seranthony Dominguez and Tampa’s Pete Fairbanks have been discussed.Tampa still a bit reluctant due to injuries for other pen pitchers.

for doyer/laker fans

>>149937674
Im fine with that seranthony honestly hasn't done much hes slightly above Cano but that isnt saying alot

>>149937669
>Suárezcould potentially break the record for most home runs hit by a player at the time they are traded during the season, surpassingMark McGwire's 34 homers at the point he was traded in 1997.

>>149937686
>degloved penis

>>149937642
jej

>>149937669
>>149937758
it is what it is

>Yankees, Red Sox, Mets and Cubs asking about Cease
The only guys I'd want from the Cubs either have no trade clauses or just seem improbable... and not like the stankees got anyone I necessarily have faith in either. Padres clearly only want Duran from the Sox so that one is obvious. Who could we steal from the Mets that makes it an even trade? Francisco Alvarez could be alright but I also feel like he'd only be a little better than Diaz, which would be a big difference over Maldy, but not enough for me to say it's worth it...

Hey all you MotherFucking Umps! Go get your Fucking boy, this Cocksucker Eric Bacchus! He was just out there yesterday just Fucking everyone's Shit up! Thought the crowd was there to watch him perform or something.

Fucking explain yourself and why this Asshole wasn't fired after this disgraceful performance yesterday!

>>149937686
I would drop it from a large elevation

looking into this

look into this bussy

SURPLUS VALUE!!!!!!!

>>149937844
>not attaching it to a drone

yoooooo is doc really gonna trade me? damn, I got nasty stuff bro I can still fix my pitch mix...

>>149937642
kek!!

>>149938081
dodgers trading starters would be such a dumb move considering their guys keep getting injured, but it's also such a dumb move I could see them doing it

baltimore won. i realized i havent seen a no's fan here in ages.

>people fell for the over-performing AL Central merchants Tigers
>people fell for the money = good meme Dodgers
The downfall of both the Doyers and the Tiggers should be studied

>>149938154
yeah, we all know this is the century the mariners finally win

>>149937815
reffies make ya seethe?

>>149938154
sybau gang

How would you like to spend a night with Anthony Recker?

>Jon Singleton is back on the starting lineup
We are really digging deep for anyone to play for us right now

>>149938295
we'll go to the beach and we'll play surf rock for everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEpFFPVkBcM

>>149938295
i dormed with him in college. i still dorm with him. ama

>>149938320
AA Singleton

>>149938295
faggot

recker MINDFUCKED manoah

>>149938295
I would ask him how it felt to MINDFUCK Manoah.

LGM!

Rooker MINDFUCKED sports betters

>>149938154
post your team

>>149938639
me in the top left corner

There is no Metropolitans baseball today.

>>149938668
>(((potential))) profit

Jays are providing a "get right" series to the Tiggies.

>>149938670
Visor or ball cap?

Stovies I’m not gonna make it… mind it well after I’m gone

>>149938320
Bat flip foul balls tonight boys

>>149938669
Cubbie berries

>>149938668
Shame on this company. Fuck these motherfucking vampire rats

lol

>>149938738
You will, young stoveminder. I believe in you.

>>149938668
>Bookies love him!

/nu/
>>149938936
>>149938936

WE'RE ALL IN HERE WHEN YOU ARE READY TO MIGRATE
>>149938936
>>149938936
>>149938936
>>149938936
>>149938936

>>149938295
Recker my shitter

>>149938320
I thought the Altuve in left experiment was over

let's all crack open a Mr. Padre Ale to finish this thread, brothers

>>149939039
It should be but injuries

Mariners at the end of the thread!

Mariners take over the dead thread!

Mariners are undisputed end of thread champs!

Mariners be like "we'll finish the thread, no problem."

one last >mest for the thread

mfw Mariners finish da thread

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