Thread 149927399

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

bo nix is rax grissman

My Steelers :)

>>149927414
More like Steve Young. Efficient non-rocket armed QB who can run.

For me it's 'The Warning' the official rock band of your San Francisco 49ers

>>149927422
bo can sling dragons tho

>>149927424
For me, it's "Warning" by Green Day

>>149927399 (OP)
obviously staged, you can tell because the camera starts following the guy before he falls

>>149927434
He can but I think of rocket arm as being arm strength and velocity grading around 90 or 95 out of 100.

>>149927444
Good eye and nice trips. I was wondering the same thing. Mascots reaction makes it look staged

They'll be back.

How have finding Ravens/Wions/Broncos gf like this appearance?

>>149927510
Reckon you can getchu one at the nearest watering hole.

eagles bros...our response?

>>149927543
>Defending champs never do well...unless you count the teams that have won most of the Super Bowls in recent memory
Wow really

>>149927554
Jalen isn't Brady/Mahomes.
Siriani isn't Belichik/Reid.
Eagles ain't no Patriots/Chiefs.

There's levels to this kid.

>>149927562
I thought you were an "eagle bro"?

*only qb in nfl HISTORY to throw a game-defining pick 6 to a WHITE cornerback who was also playing in his first Super Bowl and on his birthday.

>>149927543
>3. WSH +850
Still doesn't feel real

As a resident Chiefs dick rider this is the first time I watched Nick Wright and thought he was lying.

He said the Chiefs roster is in a much better situation then cited the new o'line. Josh Simmons is a rookie with one leg and Mike Caliendo, a career bench warmer is replacing Joe Thuney who was elite at LG.

Nick Wright is allowing his friendship with Brett Veach to cloud his judgement. He was bragging about how Veach talked to him about draft ideas or let him join the after party with his wife and family.

>>149927554
Jalen isn't Brady/Mahomes.
Siriani isn't Belichik/Reid.
Eagles ain't no Patriots/Chiefs.

There's levels to this kid.

>>149927470
>mutt qb producer coal-burning slut
what did she mean by this?

(((n*ck wright))) has just as much insider and football knowledge as a casual that watches on sundays "once in a while"

>>149927594
still would, even though she's a coal burner.

>>149927591
Lol

>>149927608
disgusting. take it to /gif/ n____-lover

We've come a long way, baby.

>>149927616
This the film Caleb Williams been watching cuhh

>>149927622
>but mommy said coach johnson said it would be different this year!!!

>>149927616
>>149927622
>We've come a long way, baby.
Have we?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0OkR986LL4

>>149927642
God, imagine if the 2008 season happened today. It'd never be lived down

>>149927642
Reminder that this faggot is a (((NFL analyst))) and we should al listen to his opinions because roger and his group of juden tell us to.

>>149927649
>It'd never be lived down
It wasn't back then even. I mailed him a piece of my shit, in a box, to tell him what we thought of him.

>>149927636
He's manned up a lot since then.

>>149927662
if by "manned up" you mean he's had a lot more men up his ass, then I think you're right.

>>149927616
It's going to be a long season in Chicago.

>>149927675
He's absorbing the DNA, and perhaps the souls of many men, which will make him super strong and ready to ball out.

>>149927594
i'm more concerned about the sister, wtf is she doing

any woman posted in this thread is built for BBC
(Big Bronco Cock)

>>149927790
i need her...

>>149927778
>offbyone
Nice try, Kumar

>>149927790
if she pissed in my mouth would I get drunk?

>>149927828
It would be extremely tasteful

>>149927778
Okay, enjoy.

consecutive n-year peaks (only seasons in which a QB played >= 12 games, i.e. no injury seasons like Peyton's 2011). Ordered by 7 epa/game peak.

>>149927413
>trackandfield.jpg
that filename tho

every video i've seen of commie fans is them getting btfo'd and heemed by opposing fans

>>149927938
Never forget.

Here's your next goat

Dude wipes? Is that vagina wipes for trans men?

>>149927543
What a terrible graphic. A whole category is missing (made playoffs and lost). And removing two teams arbitrarily for narrative reasons.

>>149927778
cringe

>>149927675
kek

kissing jenny on the wet spot between her thighs

hehe stoppp :)

>Ian Rapoport
>Cardinals 1st-round DL Walter Nolen III suffered a calf injury at the team facility that will likely knock him out most or all of training camp, sources say.
>Nolen’s timetable puts him right up against the start of the season, but the bulk of his recovery will be in camp.
Uh oh

>>149930153
Not like the cards were doing much this year anyway. Just waiting out the calamari contract before they can get a real Quarterback

>>149930198
I asked for fries not calamari

>>149929591
Many American 'men' consume nothing but oils and corn syrup and/or fake sugar. NFL games are filled with commercials for this slop. This leads to obesity and greasy shits. Because of this lack of fiber and protein in their diets, the greasy shits splatter all over their anus and buttcheeks so Walmart makes a killing selling ass wet wipes to help clean up the ultra processed shit that clogs up our sewers.

>>149928194
>>149930271
No way...... is this real??

>>149930271
>>149930278
Haters finna hate.

>>149930248
>ultra processed
Literally meaningless

>>149930309
>hey, want some 'za to watch my Chiefies get anally raped by the Iggles?

Just a reminder, Brady showed you all the way. Don't be a fat fuck like Mahomes.

>>149930302
>tries to erase it from the internet and play innocent, and fails
>tries to pivot to "yeah so what" attitude, far too late

>>149930362
Let's see what Grok has to say about this...... OH N-

>>149930332
Oh wow, a bunch of words? With letters in them?
I'm not saying this product is healthy or not but "I don't recognize some of the ingredients and they look scary" is dumb and the term "ultra-processed" still has no meaning.

>>149930362
>>149930379
Let's not discuss this upcoming season and how the Patriots are literally back.

>>149930391
How many dude wipes do you go thru?

>>149927399 (OP)
I wanna stary getting into NFL and need to pick a team.
What is the official White men's team?

>DUDE WIPES
It's amazing how all you have to do is take an existing product, market it towards men, and then these retards will buy it. As if there's any difference between a normal wet wipe and this bullshit. Hell I've seen wet wipes marketed FOR CATS OR DOGS lol, like it's just water and a tiny amount of fragrance on a cotton cloth.

All because Americans are too stupid to use a bidet.

>>149930434
Unironically I love my bidet. When we redid our bathroom it was a priority to have a toilet with a built in one and it's so amazing. I am shocked Tushy doesn't advertise during NFL games.

>>149930406
Zero. My shits are immaculate.

>>149930434
I don't think I'd like a bidet. I don't want shit water all over my ass. I would worry I wasn't getting fully clean.
I've never tried one though, so I could be wrong.

>>149930434
the funniest ones are the military/blue collar branded ones

>>149930434
I sometimes use basic wet wipes for my face, neck and armpits in that order. It's like a quick cheap shower/freshen up before you go out. If you're using it consistently for your asshole you need to eat healthier wtf you taking messy diarrhea shits everyday for??

>>149930379
Wow, there you have it folks.
If the feds could find the guy who threatened the guy in pic related then hopefully they can find this pervert before he does some real harm (if he hasn't already).

>>149930464
It's perfection. We got this one:
https://www.kohler.com/en/products/toilets/shop-toilets/leap-one-piece-elongated-smart-toilet-dual-flush-28529?skuId=28529-0

>>149930470
Didn't they have one that said HH on it, or something?

>>149930470
>>149930493
It's the shittiest fucking coffee, too.

>>149930476
I got no problem with it, it's just funny how these companies just take something that already exists, jack up the price, and dipshits go out and buy it.

You can get an entire box of wet wipes at costco where I live for like $20 when these "dude wipes" are charging $12 just for a pack of 2 that is like 1/8th of the amount of stuff lol

>Hey NFL watchers, don't buy CCP solar panels that support liberals - BE A MAN!- BUY A AMERICAN PATRIOT OWNED GENERATOR TO WATCH YOUR CHIEFS AS YOU MOVE TO AUSTIN TO AVOID TAXES!!!
https://4patriots.com/product/patriot-power-solar-generator-1800-solar-panel

>>149930411
Denver Broncos. The state of Colorado is pretty white compared to most, they have a white QB, entirely white starting O line and a white cornerback which is rare. They're also a solid team on both sides of the ball so you'd be getting in at a good time to become a fan

>>149930572
The Broncos fucking suck and I've heard Denver is only nice if you plan on spending all of your time outside the city hiking in the mountains or whatever.

>>149930572
Colorado is beautiful but fucked by an exodus from Cali and Texas. It's full up all the way to Ft. Collins

>>149930411
Giants. Broncos are a majority jeet fanbase

>>149930411
the browns, but that requires extensive ball knowledge and a 9D chess IQ

>>149930828
ah yes, the Sisyphean option

>>149930572
Ty anon. ChatGPT was suggesting Cowboys and Packers, and from what I've seen both teams are mainly comprised of gorilla nigs
>>149930648
>Denver is only nice if you plan on spending all of your time outside the city hiking in the mountains
sounds like my hometown
>>149930749
I'm aware. Is it really becoming trannyfornia 2.0?
>>149930771
>picrel
Nah I'm good. I want to root for a traditionally White team with a mainly White rooster
also Jew York

Why do the eagles always seem to have unlimited money and picks?

Coach

>>149930904
>ChatGPT was suggesting
CRINGE

It's just not fair

>>149930904
Why do Brazilians want to be white so bad? Try again in the next life, favelabro.

>>149930991
Steelers really have all this draft capital and are going to waste it by sticking with Mike Tomlin and that bald poo in loo retard Omar Khan. Dumb unserious franchise stuck in 2004

>Justin Fields hurt
Jets are cursed

>>149931243
Addition by subtraction.

>bro needed the cart couldn't even walk off

Yea, I'm thinking Brady Cook szn starts right now

>>149931243
>>149931285
their constant failure is starting to make them look endearing. maybe ill follow the jets closer than i usually do

>jets not stretching before practice
grim

>>149930991
>Why do the eagles always seem to have unlimited money and picks?
They normally don't for picks and they have money because they cheat the cap with void years

>>149931148
I 100% GUARANTEE I'm Whiter than you.
Also the region where I come from is Whiter than the vast majority of the US.
Post chin you muttoid subhuman

>Justin Fields was carted away on Thursday at Jets practice after limping off the field.

>Fields dropped to the ground after throwing an incompletion and then hopped to the sideline with a trainer nearby.

its over

>>149931330
I'm only partially joking about Brady Cook. He's got some juice he was just playing with a bad ankle sprain last year which sunk Mizzou's season and his development. If the Fields injury is significant I could see him winning the starting job. He's better than Tyler Shough who the Saints drafted in the 2nd round no doubt in my mind

>>149931369
>cheat
lel

>>149931419
The tish push isn't a football play and O line shouldn't be able to start in that position

>>149930434
Go ahead and keep flushing these things down your toilet. You are paying for your plumber's next trip to the Caribbean.

>>149931469
I just got back from a trip to Greece a couple weeks ago and did you know that they don't flush any toilet paper there? You're supposed to throw the paper in the trash after wiping your ass with it. Wild.

>>149931373
Your turn, Javier. Daily reminder that you will never be white.

>>149931556
No way you being serious with that patchy ahhhh shit lmfao

>>149931378
>Alright Bustin, let's start things simple, just throw a pass and don't injure yourself
>I CAINT DO IT COACH

>>149931599
dont talk like a golem

>>149931599
as patchy as your asshair, cunt

>>149931556
too white to be a broncuck. I'm going with fudgepacker

>>149931285
>metlife

>>149931599
>patchy ahhhhhh
why are you screaming? faggot

>>149931556
KEK
I kneel.

>>149931611
It ain't that serious unc

>>149931619
Don't clapback at me goofy ahh

>>149931666
Tf you talmbout? You tryna catch these hands?? Bet it up

>>149931599
>gen failure(x)/soillenial hybrid talking like a gorilla
kiwi I've always argued with you since we have different teams but no matter how much we argued I always respected you. But I'm slowly losing respect from how you are handling this. If you simply criticized the pube patch without using zoomerspeak I would respect you. Instead you talk like the very babboons you disparage on my reddit lite forums.

>>149931243
They have a good backup QB at least (Tyrod Taylor).

>man who posted his literally butthole on this board judges others
Huh.

>>149931243
>>149931285
>>149931378
LETS GO BUSTIN!

>>149927399 (OP)
based brownies

>>149931742
It ain't that serious unc sheeeeeeesh stop tweakin blud

>>149931709
You're 45. Stop it.

>>149931709
you neet fuck dont ever respond to me again

>>149931755
The risk-reward for backflipping around other people doesn't seem worth

>>149931747
he's good but made of glass. metlife will have its fill

>bitchknees pedophilia exposed
>kiwi abbo exposed as a neet wigger
can this week get anymore based? Temujin or bahamafag, post something scandalous to complete the /spee/ retard trifecta

>>149931794
doesn't miss a fucking beat
what a chad

>>149930411
>What is the official White men's team?
kiwi was spot on but here is the full breakdown as of the start of last year, hopefully we get an update soon

>>149931844
Fuck off. Me and the kiwi are trying to gatekeep our team from the brownzilians and other third world shitters

>>149931844
>Worst of the Worst ("Ultra Black")

Top fucking kek now THIS is real analytics

>>149930572
denver is a nigger city as long as its still attached to aurora

>>149931844
Broncos it is then. Ty anon.
>>149931881
cry moar faggot

>>149932086
you shouldve chose the raiders
now i hate you

>>149931556
based shaggy knows ball

>>149929648
My poor Puckers…
Brady really stole our thunder in 07 and 11. Hating Eli should be our thing.

>>149931844
cringe

He's going to be a monster this year

lmao

>>149932658
Exactly why stats mean less than dogshit. You'll keep spamming these comparisons instead of watching tape though because you're autistic

Oh no

>Jets QB Justin Fields suffered a right toe injury during today's practice and is still undergoing further examination, per HC Aaron Glenn.

>Fields, who was carted off the field, was apparently stepped on by one of his teammates.

>>149931881
The kiwi tripfag has like five teams

>>149927587
Wow didn't know Chiefs ended up getting Esa Pole. Good pick

>>149927778
Here you go, bro

lol shitter sanders

>>149932598
it's in his best interest for him to be one because anything less and he's probably gone
they probably really don't want to pay him with everyone else they have to pay coming up

>>149932858
She was probably a hot milf last time the Cards won an nfl championship.

>>149929591
Amerisharts don't know about bidets. Getting one installed has been the most life improvement shit I've done in a long time

>>149931755
Notice he was wearing a Johnny Manziel jersey. Clearly he was suffering from second hand self-destructive behavior.

>>149927399 (OP)
>Be Browns
>Be sponsored by Toilet Paper
>Be Browns man
>Fall into water and make a splash
Cleveland is either self-conscious or really be like that.

>>149932919
I'm wearing an old Mighty Ducks of Anaheim shirt. Am I gonna file a false police report saying that I was beaten up in a hate crime and end up ruining a series of Marvel movies?

>>149927444
You realize the guy recording has eyes and can see that retard start backing towards the edge right?

>>149930464
It's weird at first. When I installed mine I used it once and didn't use it again for months. You just have to force yourself to use it and you'll learn how to aim perfectly that you don't create a mess.

>>149931469
This. Lots of them are labeled as "flushable" yeah they'll flush down the toilet alright, but they'll clog the fuck out of your pipes and you can get shit come out and flood your bathroom. Seen it happen lots of times.

>>149931494
Many countries are like this. Weird though because toilet paper will disintegrate in water. I wonder if the paper was different back then which caused the problems and they just decided to stick with the rule.

Jets are gonna get Derek Carr to unretire and he's gonna have another awful season

>>149931556
Look at this ugly fat fuck

I found a method to defense adjust EPA. I might have to kneel to the Mahomesfag
https://opensourcefootball.com/posts/2020-08-20-adjusting-epa-for-strenght-of-opponent/
Mahomes' career adj EPA in this case sky rockets to #1 by far. Peyton falls out of #1/#2 to behind Brady.
Brady's best conseuctive 6-22 seasons then becomes #1. With Mahomes' consecutive 1-5 are the best, with Brady a close 2nd in all cases for 1-5, usually with someone else a distant 3rd.
Thoughts on this? Was Peypey carried by playing in shit defensive divisions? I'll post some of the results. This is unironically interesting since you won't find this analysis done anywhere else

peak 1 year

peak 3 year (consecutive years)

Peak 5 consecutive years

peak consecutive 7 years

Hulk Hogan died

>>149933203
I don't care, autist

ahem

peak consecutive 10 years

peak consecutive 15 years

>>149933234
It's real

>>149930434
There's a lot of sociology bullshit with how the internet evolved and how people identify.
I had sex before I had the opportunity to make my identity video games. But like there's those cock and cunt deodorants which basically are the same thing but marketed completely different (You have the DOVE MEN anywhere deodorant "spray it anywhere you smell bruh") then you have Lume for the Ladies where you have this semi-autistic 40 year old with a thick Westchester accent being like "Hi, I invented this because my pussy smelled so bad people got mad at me, now you can too, it's all natural so you can spray it anywhere it smells"
But also these deodorants indicate you're not getting anyone to put their mouth on that thing because nobody wants that sensation.

>>149933234
S

>>149933234
Damn brother sad shit. RIP HH

>>149933234
in more important news, myles garrett seems desperate to kill the loser image he got from demanding a trade to a contender and then taking the money
>"I mean, I expect to get to the Super Bowl," Garrett said on Wednesday, via the Akron Beacon Journal. "That's our expectation every year. I expect to run back to Defensive Player of the Year, so keeping both those things in mind, I have to be the very best player I can be every single day, whether we're practicing or playing. As soon as I step in the building, I have to be the best version of myself and the best leader I can possibly be."

>>149930434
>market it towards men, and then these retards will buy it
Don't forget charging 150% the price of the original

>>149933234
What did he know about the files?

>>149933296
whatever you wanna believe cnn and madcow tell you.

This man is better than at least 10 starting QBs around the league. Maybe as many as 16.

>bustin sneeld
>aaron glenn
kwab
justice is served

>>149933234
S

>>149930411
Lions

>>149933350
Lol Magtards are pathetic

>>149933463
*this post is off-topic*

>>149931844
Damn, my honetown team is the niggiest in football!

>>149933497
>just because you hate one side means you adore the other!!!
Yawn. You bi-partisan fags are the real bitches. Good little goys.

>>149933497
He had to get it on

>Jest
Lmao that franchise is cursed

>>149933658
Laddlads... we made it

>>149933296
He was in them.

>>149933497
I wonder if she'll hit up an NFL game when her sentence gets commuted.

>>149933658
>july
is this the earliest HOF game ever? Usually that shit is in august

>>149933756
Idk probably

>>149933756
I cannot fucking wait.

>>149931369
compensation picks for all their free agents that end up signing some place else

Mahomes was just carted off the field with a life ending injury

>>149933787
Lifelong fan of 3-4 years worried, senpai.

>>149933787
Osbourne, Hogan, mutthomes
God, I wish.

Mahomes just carted onto the field (fat)

Why does Detroit sign so many injury prone players?
Is it to give an excuse when they fail to do anything in the playoffs?

>REPORT: Jalen Hurts injured at practice
>The 2024 SBMVP reportedly suffered an extreme bussy tear, could be out for the season

>>149933887
To give their faggot-ass fans an excuse as to why the team crumbles like a house of cards in the playoffs. Because, as we all know, only detoilet has to deal with injuries 6 months into the season of a contact sport.

>>149933928
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149933928
UNLEASH THE MORMON MISSILE

>>149931556
You look like the anon who posted his Kansas state driver's license a while back

Is stretching no longer standard practice in the nfl?

>>149934033
God no, can you just imagine, your $50M QB out there stretching and then he tears an tendon or a quad and then he's out for the whole season. Not worth it.

>>149933203
Here is the adj-EPA/play peak n seasons for 30 QBs since 1999, ordered by 3 year peak.

>>149934033
Nah, that degenerate sex addict fucked the players on the contract/cba.

>>149934033
Are you one of those retards who blames injuries on the training staff?

>>149934076
Same thing but consecutive seasons. Also ordered by 3 (consecutive) year peak

So, anyways.

>>149934114
Mahomes is so washed and fat kek

>>149933658
Potential Super Bowl matchup until you realize the franchises you're talking about

>>149934076
>>149934093
I find this super super interesting and more in line with "feels" compared to raw EPA/play. Brady far superior to his rivals of Peyton, Rodgers, and Brees. Mahomes also and vying for the GOAT spot.
This also explains Peypey's struggles. His raw EPA/play is sky-high, but his adj-EPA/play takes a nose dive. Which is in-line with the popular narrative that his offensive system struggled against playoff-caliber defenses.

>>149934157
kek

Mahomes isn't fat (spoil)lol he is(/sp/oil)

>>149934092
>seething gambler detected
It's a meme you dip

the Hack is Back with the Pack™

>>149934419
thats a big hat

Well?

>>149934452
tom brady

>>149934435
>turn a cheeky profit on a game you were never gonna host

>>149934433
4U

$55M/yr btw

>>149934244
Lol I'm not a gambler. It's just that every time a player from my team gets injured, it's nothing but blaming the training staff in the comments. It's only so much they can do to prevent injury in a sport where 250+ pound dudes crash into each other in full speed.

>>149934496
if i pull that off, will he win a playoff game?

>>149934749
You have to make the playoffs to win a playoff game. That’s something I don’t think their roster is currently capable of.

This is the season.

NEW CD LAMB HANDSHAKE JUST DROPPED, THE COWBOYS ARE OFFICIALLY BACK

>>149930434
As a germaphobe, I don’t like bidets. It creates a mist of shit water that infects everything it touches. Toilet paper followed by a final cleanup with a baby wipe is the path. Nothing is a substitute for a shower.

>>149931469
The same can be said for anything that isn’t garbage grade Scott’s brand tp. Doesn’t mean I’m not going to keep using fluffy Charmin. I do make a point of not buying paper towel levels of thick wet wipes. If they don’t tear at the slightest amount of force they don’t get flushed.

>>149934558
MVP season loading, fatty. Keep spamming your webms, I wanna laugh at you.

>>149932781
>Esa Pole
Is he any good?

>>149934904
>sp-spammer!!!!
Aww, gonna cry to the admins again, sweaty?

>>149934904
media will force a jayden daniels MVP, mark my words

>>149933203
>Mahomes on top
The italian knows ball.

>>149934922
>force
He deserved it last season, it's already overdue

>>149934922
Nah commies are regressing hard

Dak is unironically winning MVP
Either Dak or Mahomes
Both their passing attacks will be savage next season

>>149934940
Didn't know he was still on the team.

>>149934969
>Dak
jus because he is the most overpaid player in NuFL history doesn't mean he has value.

>>149934452
Taylor Swift

>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers
>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers
>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers
>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams
>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers
>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers
>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings
>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants
>2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks
>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers
>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings
>1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals
>1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers

>>149934986
>>149934969
I recall reading a stat that in the last 50 starts Dak was the only QB that had more pass TDs than Mahomes. Before the Cowboys imploded Dak was an elite statpadder.

When the Cowboys put a good roster around him he's alright in the regular season, it's the post season when he shits bricks. I'm rooting for him so that those dirtyEagles don't have a free ride to the owl every season.

>>149934972
He tore up preseason too hard as an undrafted rookie to not be, especially in a dubious RB room. He’s a project. They have two plans for him, either manage to develop him into the starting RB (my hope and expectation) or make him the new Anthony Sherman at FB. I think this season he breaks out.

>>149935013
100% plonked lol big stinky

Imagine being 4-9 against Dak Prescott.

>>149935047
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE STATS BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149935047
>in the last 50 starts Dak was the only QB that had more pass TDs than Mahomes
How many of those were in the NFCCG?

Now that the dust is settled, Carson Wentz was better than Dak.

>>149935132
Carson Wentz was elite for a season, really good for 2 seasons, then he fell off of a cliff.

>>149935124
As many as Mahomes.

>>149935143
Also, I noticed that his receivers didn't lay out to catch his passes like they did with Nick Foles.

>>149934915
Don't know. He was just one of those dudes that was projected late who a lot of ppl thought would be a diamond in the rough. I think he was very good at anchoring. Can't remember. My team invited him to workout before the draft, was hoping we would get him.

>>149935049
The run game has never been important in the Reid offense. Chiefs need to spend 100% of their effort rebuilding the O'line.

-Mike Caliendo is a huge downgrade from Thuney, two of him combined couldn't carry Thuney's jackstrap.
-Jawaan was really bad last season and now he's starting the season injured.
-Suamataisa was so bad last season he got benched now they are starting him at a new position. Dude is probably single handedly responsible for the Chiefs not 3peating.
-Jaylon Moore has a career 83% pass block win rate at tackle and was at 81% last season, which would have ranked third worst at the position had he qualified.
-Josh Simmons got a career altering injury. He seems to be fully healed according to Nick Wright but even if he's 100% healthy there's no telling if your leg will ever get back to what it originally was.

On paper their O'line is worse than it was at the start of 2024.

n*ck (((wright))) has less credibility and knowledge of the NFL than a casual who watches "once in a while on Sundays"

I wonder if the Chiefs GM was on crack cocaine or crystal meth when he gave Jawaan Taylor 4-yr, 80M with 60M guaranteed. Jesus fucking Christ

https://arrowheadaddict.com/jaylon-moore-could-make-jawaan-taylor-nfl-highest-paid-backup-chiefs-01k0sqxwnext
>Jaylon Moore could make Jawaan Taylor the NFL's highest-paid backup
>Let me be clear: when I say "highest-paid backup," I mean it. That's not hyperbole, and I'm not just talking about offensive tackles either. In case you weren't aware, Jawaan Taylor has a cap hit this season of about $27.4 million. That's the second-highest on the Chiefs, just $670K behind Patrick Mahomes. His cap hit is about $3.8 million more than Chris Jones' this season and about $7.6 million more than Travis Kelce's.

Nicholas James Wright knows less about football than a random Kiwi South Islander and I say this objectively

>>149935281
Well, yeah, but you know that one time the queefs had to use a backup as a tackle and it didn't go so well for the mutt and they had to deal with injuries, something NO OTHER TEAM in the HISTORY of the league has EVER had to do. So that contract is worth it.

>>149935286
You verifiably know the most ball in this bussy general. I can admit that even if you keep calling me a faggot and mutt.

>>149935307
>something NO OTHER TEAM in the HISTORY of the league has EVER had to do
Mahomes probably made history in becoming the first QB to have 5 different LTs in each superbowl. LT is the 2nd most important position in football.

The oline went to shit over a contract dispute with Orlando Brown Jr (LT). The owner tried to nickel and dime him and they ended up paying a last minute replacement at a higher price than what OBJ was asking. They then got FLEECED by Jawaan's agent. Eagles owner/GM would never fumble like this.

>>149935371
Neat, 7 is still more than 3 though.

>>149935369
Don't be a simp cuhh I'm just footballmaxxing on this NFL grind deadass

>yes we won 15 games and the 1 seed, but we had injuries so actually the loss doesn't count!
Why are Queefskeks and Loinsfags like this?

>>149935286
>>149935369
The foreign fans suffer from small dog complex. They are scared of being called fairweathers/cazies. The kiwishit put in hard work and watched the games whereas this italian mutt >>149933255 thinks he can just regurgitate a bunch of stats and that will be enough. He needs to put in the work like the kiwi and watch the games. Simple as.

>>149935281
Why did he do it?

>>149935464
It's the last season of guaranteed money for Jawaan. Next season they can cut him.

Jawaan could do two things, have a great season and try to earn his final season or fake an injury so teams don't get to see how bad he is, then have his agent FLEECE another team in 2026.

>>149935448
I do watch games. I just also like stats. My understanding of football is definitely past the average fan, but well below those that can dissect film. Though I am working on that right now (reading some books).
Speaking of regurgitating stats, here is the career defense-adjusted epa/game for the old guard for every season of their career

>>149935471
They shouldn’t have moved Thuney. It completely eliminated any viability of their rushing attack and made two holes in the line instead of one. Doesn’t mean they could have won against the Eagles, but they could have kept the Eagles defensive front honest with the threat of running. They had zero worries and could get to Mahomes with 4 and not just through the LT.

>>149934969
Dak was really bad last season before the injury. People seem to forget that.

>>149935549
This.

>>149935132
Yes.

>>149935281
Who is currently the highest paid backup?

>>149935281
whats even more bizarre is he was just on the broncos and sucked ass before they signed him like you saw him being an injury riddled can in game lol

>>149935549
It was shocking the lack of adjustments by Reid. It's like they kept trying the same shit and expecting a different result.

Everything Matt Nagy learned it was from Reid so if Reid has no answers the team is fucked, this is why they should get a coordinator who isn't from the Reid coaching tree.

>>149934093
>>149934076
>>149933203
Interesting. Did you only go back to the 2000s though? As in why are the Elways, Montanas, etc. not on here? Don't blame if you didn't go back that far though, completely different game nowadays

>>149935606
>>149935464
Jawaan led the league in penalties I think for the last two seasons and is just average at his position despite being one of the highest paid at his positions. He's the reason the team couldn't keep Sneed.

>>149935506
>fake an injury so teams don't get to see how bad he is
Wouldn't that lower his stock value though?

>>149935589
Deshaun Watson

>>149935589
probably Kirk assuming he doesn't start.
>>149935656
nothing lowers your stock more than being fully healthy and playing bad

>>149935637
>Did you only go back to the 2000s though?
1999. This is because the data I'm working with—NFL play by play data—only goes as far back as 1999.
https://github.com/nflverse/nflverse-data/releases/tag/pbp
And the results here are REALLY interesting when comparing to what the results were when I just used raw EPA/play e.g. compare this>>149934076 and >>149921737.

>>149935712
What about this data >>149905446
Is it normal for italians to do this seeing how the consent age is 14?

>>149935701
Being injured and not playing at all certainly does.
But I do get your reasoning. They can just say he wasn't healthy and only playing at 70 percent or something. In a league that currently has horrible o line play and lots of bad o line getting big contracts, I can totally see that happening. Yeah maybe you're right

...feels so... bad :(

>>149935712
Oh, my bad. One is EPA/game, the other is EPA/play. Here is the exact same version as this one>>149934076, but using raw EPA instead. Ordered by peak year.

>>149935806
I like that you went through character development and will no longer be a hypocrite about epstein stuff. I like you now that you've been humbled from the bullying.

>>149935013
>2006 WildCard L @ Seattle
I laugh every time I remember Romo botching the snap

>>149934921
I only report people who insult Caleb

It’s over.

>>149935887
what now, bitch?

Why are Chiefs fans like this?

>>149935013
>>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants
One of the most hilarious chokejobs I've ever seen.

>>149935910
You didn't let me finish. I report people who insult Caleb......to my fists. Me and you are going to settle this like men.

>>149930379
kek

>>149935957
Patrick Mahomes and Mike McDaniel are elevated Men as are their fans.

>>149936014
Big if true

the chiefs are actually going to be worse this year than previous season true or false?

>>149936096
there's something called the superbowl curse. When your team loses the owl you do shit for the next 2 seasons. They'll be back in 2027

>>149936096
They will have a worse record. In many ways they will be a better team than they were by the end of the year, but I believe other teams in the AFC do have the ability to eclipse them this year.

The eagles are better at every position except QB and maybe TE but at this point Goedert is probably better than Kelce

>>149936133
The Chiefs will be paying a 34yo Chris Jones too much fucking money

>hey mom, Hulk Hogan died.
>Oh yeah, he was maga right? Well, I don't care.

????

>>149936136
Looking back that regular season was disgusting from us lmao thats how i made my piece with losing to the Eagles. The team never managed to look great at any point

defense-adjusted EPA/play has Mahomes' 2020 season as better than his 2018 season.

Hi, /nfl/

>>149936195
Fuck him

>>149936136
>but I believe other teams in the AFC do have the ability to eclipse them this year.
A weaponless Chiefs team went nearly undefeated. What in the actual fuck do you think is going to happen now that they have weapons.

>>149936139
>The eagles are better at every position except QB and maybe TE
That was the story of the 2022 owl and we beat them down. We only lost since our WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, CB2 was injured or coming off a multi game injury. Not to mention going through 4 starters at LT. Eagles ``win`` is fluky at best. Kelce only looked bad since everyone was injured and they could double team him.

>>149936096
>the chiefs are actually going to be worse this year
This 3 headed monster will be un-guardable, it's a disgrace they didn't play a single game together. This season is really going to come down to Josh Simmons (LT). When Mahomes has a stable o-line he's undefeated in the playoffs.

>>149936256
I love purdy but i hope the 49ers stay irrelevant boring team

>>149936256
Sup?

>>149936195
Good woman.

>>149936268
fuck off faggot. go suck kelsey cock and smelly tay tay vagina somewhere else.

>>149936235
If anyone is interested I can show the career of any QB from 1999 onwards. Just lmk.

>>149936094
>your wife lusts after this
I would behead mine.

>>149936276
kek, you'd think cryions fans, of all people, would know better...

>>149936266
So basically all of our hopes are on Rice? What it hes not the same after that injury im worried about that too

Im also worried about Pacheco

>>149936096
theyre going to have a losing record

>>149936318
Apparently we have like the toughest sschedule for the first half of the season and then the easiest

Gotta bullshit our way to a 3-3 start and should be fine

Future Ram?

>The Rams reportedly have Arch Manning as the clear QB1 compared to the other quarterbacks coming out in 2026 and covet him as a succession plan post-Matthew Stafford.

>A high ranking Rams source says they'd still pursue Manning even if Stafford returns next season.

>"Manning is tied to the Rams for a very obvious reason: Les Snead's stepson Tate is known to be a close friend of Arch Manning, and Snead himself was seen chatting up Arch Manning at the Texas pro day prior to the 2025 NFL Draft."

>>149936301
Rice had a common injury that players come back 100% from. The issue with Rice will be the 4 to 6 game suspension he gets at the start of the season. Worthy was trending to be a decent WR towards the end of the last season and is expected to be a huge improvement. Brown and Pachecho missed the majority of the last season and could be a huge factor. This is a completely different offense now that everyone is back and healthy.

The one thing the NBA has over the NFL is that its MVP trophy looks better

>>149936349
Such a dumb narrative. Todd McShay is feeding into it too like a faggot. Manning probably isn't coming out in 2026 and even if he is nobody even knows who's going to have the No.1 pick or if they're willing to trade out

>>149936360
Based i like your optimism. Apparently this is a contract year for Pacheco so hopefully he'll have a great year. He needs to be better at 4th and one/two yds

Mahomes has vowed to go back to being a stat god in an interview. It's over for you cunts.

He knows Brady at age 30 threw for 50 TDs so he will top it by becoming the first to throw for 60 TDs.

>>149936410
schizo alert

Gayleb is a bust

>>149936438
What point of he has the most TDs and yards per game in NFL history do you not understand. Every TD pass he makes is setting a new record since no QB has ever thrown that much at this age. You pissants got lucky from freak of nature injury luck. Now he's going to remind you why he's the best we've ever seen.

>>149936493
Can you post that EPA over time chart?

>>149936508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20lW4hPyEns

>>149936485
too busy painting his nails and stimming his bussy

would be super boring if mvp racing is between Josh Allen and the black QB from Ravens

and honestly its hard to picture something different happening. Maybe the QB from Bengals if they have a great year

>>149936587
I'm rooting for Burrow and the Bengals

>>149936587
I hate this faggot's obsession with the zogbot whore, but I adore his blatant racism.

>>149936587
Jayden Daniels will be MVP

>>149936266
>A weaponless Chiefs team went nearly undefeated. What in the actual fuck do you think is going to happen now that they have weapons.
The offensive line as a whole is worse. The solution at LT is an unknown on whether it’ll work.
Just how good are their weapons? Worthy will always be at severe injury risk. Rice is going to be suspended and we have no idea how good he will be coming off that injury. Pacheko is nearing washed territory. Kelce has one foot in the retirement home.

>>149936493
The biggest ref baby I've ever seen for sure lol

>>149936389
Why blindfold?

>>149936607
i wasnt even trying to be racist it just came naturally

>>149936607
I'd be cool with that

>>149936595
Can see that happening the way they finished last season, media will suck Burrow balls for sure

>>149936347
>Apparently we have like the toughest sschedule for the first half of the season and then the easiest
It's an absurd schedule. They have to take an 18 hour flight to Brazil to play the Chargers who had the #1 ranked defense in 2024.

Then they have to take an 18 hour flight back home to play the Eagles who were the 2nd ranked defense.

They won't have Rashee due to the injury and will have growing pains with the new O-line. Then they play Lions, Ravens, and Bills.

I'm expecting a rough start but a dominant finish once Rice returns and the O-line gets stable. The Chiefs D will hold teams to 18 points, but will drop 30 points on them.

>>149936578
Your chart doesn't factor in context like his WRs leading the leagues in drops in 2023 or all his weapons being injured in 2024. Yet despite this he went to 3 straight superbowls. So even on his "bad" seasons he's still dominating Allen and Lamar at their best seasons .

>>149936631
Jets girls love punishment, but there’s a certain point where they just can’t watch it.

>>149936665
At least the Chargers game will be essentially a home game for the Chiefs. I know Brazil is a huge swiftie country they'll be loud as fuck

>>149936609
He’ll miss time.

>>149936703
What happened

>>149936700
They love gay chants, too, like the Tomahawk Chop and Ole Ole Ole. They’ll be completely on the Chiefs side.

>>149936665
My model actually likes Mahomes in 2024, having him above Burrow (adj_epa_per_play)

>>149936730
Nothing yet. This is what the oracle has told me. He’s going to get a booboo and miss some games. Jayden is a slim jim like me and hasn’t seen the inside of a weight room.

So many people ranking my Saints as the #32 team in the league. When they turn out to be the #27 team in the league, don't move the goalposts and act like you weren't completely BTFO.

>>149936882
Dont worry brother the streets will never forget week 1 2 and 3 from last season

>>149936882
Nah, the Giants are #32

>>149936776
>Jayden is a slim jim
>6 foot 4
>210
Wtf I thought he was bulkier. How the fuck did he survive behind last year's O-line?

>>149936882
>>149936984
No! The crap team in my division is #32!

>>149936882
kek, but >we deserve that ranking.

our QB room is a bunch of literal whos, one who only has a few games as a starter.
The rest of the roster is aged to shit.

This is a tank year for the Saints, get a high pick next year and then try to build from there. At least Derek Carr kind of saved us a bit by retiring, it really opens us up to maybe get competitive in the next few years, but this year is just a throw all the rookies out there and see what we have kind of season and get most of the aged out vets like Cam Jordan one final season before they retire.

Dubs and Carter kills Daniels

>>149936759
That can mean a lot of stuff.
1. Mahomes started out so high it was unsustainable similar to what we saw with Dan Marino.
2. Nick Wright's theory: Mahomes is coasting in the regular season out of boredom since his season doesn't begin until overtime of AFC championship games
3. Chiefs became a defensive team so his coordinator Matt Nagy is telling him to not play hero ball.
4. He no longer has the weapons to put up elite stats. This is debunked by 2022 when he had nobody and set the all time record of total yards.

He's been to 3 straight superbowls so it's kind of a non-issue. If this is what decline looks like I hope it continues.

Dubs and Coach Primate Jr starts zero games this season

>>149936882
Remember when they were in the top 5 after the 2nd week of last season?

>>149936508
Meant to quote this >>149936578 >>149937083

>>149930434
>>149933260
Single adult men don't like to buy baby wipes. They don't want the cashier and other shoppers to think of them as an irresponsible or even criminal person. "Dude Wipes" exist because they signal "I'm not buying these because of a shotgun wedding situation" or "I don't have someone else's kid locked up in my basement, these are for me." Even though those are both irrational concerns, the option to avoid them is still valuable enough to sell a product at a huge premium.

>>149937112
Yes.... man we were delusional back then. In fact this is the last and only Saints related image I even saved last season lmao

>>149937083
> If this is what decline looks like I hope it continues.

Don't worry. It will

>>149937063
I'm being serious, who can complete with #32 against the Giants? The only game I'm confident that the Giants can win is against the Saints, but they could easily lose every single other one.

>>149937137
ESPN QBR isn't a real stat but Mahomes is still on top of it.

>>149937083
>[team stat] is holding steady
>>149937174
>[QB stat] is demonstrably getting worse
Oh dear...

I'd probably kill myself. Wouldn't know what to do without this website

>>149937167
I’m actually one of those people that believe the Giants front 7 and Neighbors can win them 6 games.

>>149927399 (OP)
>be browns
>corporate sponsor is adult wet wipes
Oof

>>149936406
Mannings have the juice to pick their teams. If they want Arch in LA, he's gonna get there.

>>149937174
This desu, if we actually with how Mahomes finished the game, he did excellent. I want my QB to have a strong finish even if the start was bad. Same with my receivers. We got the momentum

>>149937223
>deddicated
Nice typo, faggots.

>>149937223
Bye bongs. I wish you luck in your eventual civil war.

I don't think Stephen A gets enough credit for the downfall of ESPN and too much blame falls on their parent company Disney.

He's played a huge role in their current roster. He only recruits jobbers like Ryan Clark, Dan Orlovsky, and Kendrick Perkins, who he knows is not a threat to replacing him (the one exception being Shannon Sharpe who is absurdly popular online).

Stephen A is an old relic from the Skip Bayless era, sports fans have moved on from inauthentic hot-take merchants. They instead want stat nerds and ball knowers like Nick Wright, Colin Cowherd, and Max Kellerman.

>>149937167
Theyre beating commies week 1

^^ Didn't read ^^

>>149937167
Jags browns dolphins saints and Cardinals are going to be shit

>>149937223
>>149937320
i don't know what that act is they passed but good for them, the internet has become too much of a butthole. Any attempt to clean it up is welcomed even if it means striping us of our rights.
>>149937313
get on your knees and suck my cock

>>149937396
You couldn't afford me

>>149937080
He's going to get a Jalen Carter-Jordan Davis sandwich and turn into a fine mist.

Notice those hot chicks with pony tails and with the water bottles running back into the locker room with the football players? Yeah. Not only do they provide water to the players during the game, they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the football players. And they are happy to oblige. Each half time and each time a player goes to the locker room, the water bottle pony tail girls are sucking on the football players penises, inserting the football players penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool, huh?

>>149937353
If they made a movie about these two William Sadler would play Skip. Who would play Stephen A?

>>149937415
Seek help

>>149937396
>Cleaning up the internet should mean typing in your license number and having a picture taken of you to access websites.

>>149937112
Please don't ever mention that again.

>>149937223
it's fake retard

>>149937064
I'm embracing the fuck out of this tank. We've needed this for a while. If Shough or Rattler sucks, then the next two drafts are loaded at QB. Hopefully Banks and Broughton are hits.

>>149937223
>>149937320
>I'd probably kill myself. Wouldn't know what to do without this website
Hopefully in the future we create a new internet that is only available for people in your country. As more 3rd worlders come online our content gets worse, ever notice that?

>>149937467
>Cleaning up the internet should mean typing in your license number and having a picture taken of you to access websites.
We aren't going to have a choice once AI is smart enough to get past captcha in 10 years. Your choice is going to be talk football with your real ID or talk anonymous with AI bots. You choose.

>>149937403
>You couldn't afford me
Name a price. I could buy your entire family. I'm going to make you suck me off for hours you little faggot.

I’m sorry, but Mina kimes is so incredibly mid. And this is coming from a man that thinks 95% of not-fat Asian grils at qts

>>149937425
Jb Smoove could do it. Or maybe Eric Andre.

>>149937415
I know that's right.

>>149937494
>Your choice is going to be talk football with your real ID or talk anonymous with AI bots.
Half this general is Chiefs fans. I already do.

>>149937494
>talk anonymous with AI bots.
I'd rather do this right now tbqhwy

>>149935286
I agree with this but I still think you're a fucking moron

>>149937509
>>149937512
There's nothing more pathetic than talking to a bot. It's the equivalent of a homeless person talking to themselves. It's madness.

I'll gladly give up my privacy if it meant being able to talk with real humans.

>>149937492
Yeah I'm very relaxed going into this season knowing that at best I can be pleasantly surprised with potentially seeing Shough be capable of developing into a starter. If he doesn't pan out, then it's not a big deal going into the future.

Going to be interesting seeing what will essentially be a QB competition play out during the season itself.

>>149937494
>Name a price.
Two hundred and FIFFFTY big ones.

Damn hulk hogan died at 71? I feel like that’s pretty young, wasn’t he in good shape? Or did he do lots of drugs and steroids? I’m 35 and not even close to good shape. I’m way out of shape and what most would consider to be fat desu and I drink lots of beers, but I’m gonna be cutting down. If hulk hogan only lives til 71 I’m surely not gonna make it past 50, no?

>>149937500
JB Smoove is a better choice than anything I’ve thought of.

>>149937555
>real humans.
How do you really know though?

>>149937570
Brother that crazy nibba Ozzy Osbourne died at 76 you will be fine

>>149937570
71 is old as fuck for a wrestler. Between brain damage, recreational drugs, roads and general abuse he lived long. A lot of times those guys hearts go out at half that age or they od on pain killers. All that speaks to is how much money Higan made in his life that he could afford good doctors and the right drugs to keep him going.

>>149937665
>roads
Roids, they cause enlarged hearts and high blood pressure, puts a lot of strain on your heart and causes it to not work nearly as efficiently.

>>149927622
Kek you're not wrong

>>149937233
Which 6?

>>149937394
Yes, but the Giants play the AFCW, NFCN, and are the worst team in the NFCE. That's 14 losses right there

what can we expect from our guy Daniel Jones

>>149937730
fumbles

>>149937699
Pre season week 2
Pre season week 3
1 meme win against the Cowboys
Chargers
Bears
Next pre season week 1
There, 6 wins in a year

>>149937730
Losing

>>149937740
>>149937757
okay enough ;-;

>>149937747
>preseason
I kekked
>Chargers
>Bears
And not the Saints? You're joking

Ben Johnson said that this was gonna be a tough process for the offense to learn this new offense to his standards and so far, thats been correct. He's been all in their asses so far. The Bears have a real coach at the helm finally that I think they can have real success with. I'm 100% behind coach Ben.

Being black is the only excuse Tomlin has left. Let see how it plays out for him this year

>>149937808
Giants will get the shit kicked out of them by some team they should beat, some playoff team will lose in embarassing fashion to one of the worst teams in the league. I nominate the saints and chargers respectively.

>>149937839
He's not being fired.

>>149937840
Fair enough. Football is certainly random enough that I could see it happening. However, if they lose to the Saints, I think the Giants locker room will collapse

>>149937699
2 division games
1-4 vs afcw
Pats, Bears, Saints
That’s a guess, but the NFL is always weird. They’ll probably lose a gimmie and win a game against a division winner instead.

>>149937824
Yea I can't wait to see what he does with the QB he drafts next year

>>149937957
He wouldn't have taken the Bears job if he didn't think he could work with Caleb

>>149937976
Yea I mean a lot of people think they could eat a 40oz steak until they try

>>149937976
lol

>>149937982
>>149937984
Keep laughing it up. I can't wait to hear your copes.

>>149937982
>40oz
>2.5 lbs
bro, that’s nothing. Last week I ate a 1.75 lb ribeye and was still hungry after

travis kelce just posted some cool photos on his instagram

>>149938048
No one cares you homo

>>149938105
Only the realest

>>149938126
Realest homos

>>149938048
At this moment is there currently dried up semen inside of Taylor vagina or is she saving herself for marriage?

>>149938138
She's past the wall who cares

>>149938138
she knows its haram

>your team
>your expectations for this season
iggles
just win the fucking division ffs (they probably won't because the NFC East is cursed)

>>149938192
>Broncos
>winning the division
Hope they come up with a run game and stop throwing so many fucking screens

>>149938126
Travis said last season he was distracted by various business related stuff like podcast deals and endorsements, but said this season he's not doing any of that and seems to be hyper focused on football. If he goes back to being elite then there will be serious questions on if Taylor Swift was a distraction that cost the Chiefs the 3peat.

>>149931243
This will positively affect their win total

>>149938192
vikings
10-7, WC win and then Divisional loss
JJMC starts off mid, but KOC guides him along. Flores' defense continues to feast. O-line congeals better and the D-line (provided they stay healthy) racks up a good amount of sacks and pressures. Oh, and we dab on the packturds yet again while jordyn manlover pads his stats again in garbage time while their twink coach screeches internally.

Bustin Fields ded?
LOLOL

>>149931556
>>149932434

>>149938238
For the Broncos I'd be more focused on winning a playoff game honestly, winning the division will be tough even with the Chiefs weakened and coming off an owl loss.
>>149938261
A playoff win with the new QB would be really bullish actually.

>>149931599
Post yours kiwi

>>149938294
He'll be a game-manager while the offense runs through the run-game and JJ-spam. They can easily win a playoff game with him, provided he doesn't throw the ball like jordyn manlover.

>>149938294
AFCW should be tough, not worried about the Raiders though honestly. Pete is senile and Geno is just okay. I'd only be worried about blocking Crosby from murdering Bo Nix

>>149938240
>a shitty podcast with your brother distracted you so much you had a shit season

KWARC (Kek What a Retarded Cuck)

>>149927413
• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady
• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady
• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady

• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs (technically tied for last since you can't go lower than ZERO, lol)
• Has fewer AFCCG appearances in a row than Tom Brady

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
• More playoff losses by age 29 than Tom Brady

>>149938316
>He'll be a game-manager while the offense runs through the run-game and JJ-spam
but that's what wins in the NFL today. just look at my iggles. Everyone wants them to spam passes when in reality run the ball chads won.

>>149938325
More all time worst Super Bowl performances than Tom Brady

>>149938126
>four literally who's
don't you have a goat to fuck or something

>>149938325
>Comparing 23 seasons to 8 seasons.
Shameful.

>>149938322
A podcast that gave him 100M.

>>149938316
I think JJ is gonna surprise people with some quality scrambling and deep passing that teams won't expect.

>>149938354
Cool what did it give him the last Super Bowl?

>>149938343
>More all time worst Super Bowl performances than Tom Brady
Brady was getting blown out 6-25 by Jake Plummer in the wildcard round when he went for a 3peat. Rather lose to an Eagles super team rather than Jake plummer.

Recycled this meme

>>149938365
Embrassing post. Try again. Mahomo had one of the worst QB performances all time in Super Bowl. Let's talk about Super Bowls you retarded fuck.

>>149938319
I could see 3 AFCW teams in the playoffs. The AFC is really top heavy.

>>149938354
and and he also shilled out the vaxxxx for another, what? $30M. Fuck him on that alone. Never mind the swift bullshit.

>get historically blown out in the biggest game of the season
>B-but some random wild card game

Queefs cucks are running out of material.

Caleb Williams is going to work, every QB that started a season for Lincoln Riley has worked.

>Tom Brady down 28-3 in the Super Bowl
>win
>Patty Cucktini down 24-0 in the Super Bowl
>lose

Kek

>>149938403
The best part was on the sideline they were acting like they were gonna come back kek

>>149938382
>>149938395
>>149938403
>>149938417
We don't know how Brady would have done in a Superbowl at age 29 since he wasn't good enough to make it to 4 of them.

He was too busy missing the playoffs and getting booty blast in the wildcard rounds against plummers.

>>149938418
Reminds me of his college days when he played a ranked team

>>149938418
Caleb was so not ready for the NFL

>>149938426
We know what Brady will do with a 25 point deficit in the Super Bowl. Win.
We know what Mahomo will do in a 24 point deficit in the Super Bowl. Lose. This is irrefutable fact.

>>149938418
Yeah, it is. Can't wait until you all suddenly shut the fuck up and are eating your words.

>>149938418
>LT getting BTFO'd
>DT + Mike stunt preventing him from stepping up
He probably should have checked out at the line, but we already know Waldron was a shit OC. There wasn't much he could have done here.

>>149938447
Can't wait for another shit Gayleb season and another season of bullying Bears fans for drafting a bust first overall in a 5 QB first round draft.

>>149938444
If Brady is so good how come he only went to 3 Superbowls in his 20s instead of 5 like Mahomes? If Brady is as good as you claim how come he didn't do a comeback in the wildcard rounds lol.

>>149938450
>There wasn't much he could have done here.
>>149938435

>>149927587
The great Irony of being a talking head is finally getting insider access only to find that it basically neuters you because you can no longer be critical if it negatively affects people you have relationships with. You have access to more information than ever and all you can do with it is be a shill who censors his own hot takes

This has to be my favorite pick from last season. Dude takes like 2 seconds to think "oh, I'm in bounds" before taking off

>>149938444
Apparently there's some hidden clutch gene that activates age 3x that makes you not suck so it's unfair to compare.

>>149938466
Address the webm I replied to, you cocksucker. Obviously the other one looked bad and was just a rookie QB freaking and trying to do too much

>>149938478
>Dude takes like 2 seconds to think "oh, I'm in bounds" before taking off
must've had da flu or something

>>149938461
If Mahomes is so good why can't he come back down 24? The GOAT came back down 25. Answer the question before attempting to move the goal posts.

>>149938461
If Mahomes is so much better than young Brady why couldn't he beat old Brady?

>>149938483
>Address the webm I replied to, you cocksucker.
No. Faggot. I'm just gonna keep posting more. So deal with it. Bitch. You want some back and forth about football, go see your bitchfag friends at /r/nfl and have a field day.

>talking about Super Bowl deficits
>b-but the wild card round

Holy kek

>>149938444
checked and correct

>>149938509
>man this highlight is going to look so cool!
>INT
I'll help you out a little with my favorite gayleb fail.

>>149938192
The artist formerly known as the Redskins
Winning the division. See you week 16
I think whoever wins the NFCE wins at least one playoff game. It'll be Philly or DC in the Divisional

Mahomes went to more Superbowls than Brady and Montana combined in their 20s.

We'll never know what Brady would have looked like in his 5th Superbowl at age 29, since he was only good enough to make it to 3 of them.

You claim Brady would have made a comeback in the Superbowl, but at that age he couldn't make a comeback in the wildcard rounds against bums.

>>149938502
He came back 0-24 against the Texans in the playoffs.

>>149938507
All time great players put up better stats towards the end of their career than they do at the start. Baby Mahomes won't be able to beat old man Mahomes.

>>149938426
>>149938461
SB appearances are a team stat

>in their 20s.
Who cares?

>>149938533
thanks, slut, but i already had that one

>>149938509
I'm a little bit of a USC fan because of my dad and I never liked Caleb. Retard is practically trained to run backwards each snap because he never had an oline

New

>>149938577
>>149938577
>>149938577

>>149938565
Stay out of this slut. Don't lecture a QB on how they did in their 5th Superbowl when the QB you're comparing him to got blown out in the wildcard round. At least he made it to the big stage.

>>149938192
>Panthers
>uh...9-8?
I don't know what this team's gonna do man

>>149938551
>Mahomes went to more Superbowls than Brady and Montana combined in their 20s

You know what else Brady and Montana didn't do in their 20's? Get blown the fuck out in the super bowl multiple times.

>>149938633
You will never gaslight me into thinking losing in the superbowl is worse than losing in the wildcard against a bum like Jake Plummer.

>>149938633
Mahomo sisters wtf how did he lose to Brady!?

>>149938642
But you retard Brady won his deficit Super Bowl while Mahomes didn't. I don't know why you keep bringing up non-Super Bowl games. For someone who loves talking Super Bowls I find it odd you're leaning away from discussing it

>>149938662
Brady was a seasoned veteran when he had that comeback. Mahomes is not in his prime yet. We saw what young Brady looked like in his 20s, never won an MVP. Never made it to 4 superbowls.

Season this bussy