Thread 149936878

it’s an alfy alf world

/afl/ will complain not be able to think of anyone better

/afl/ will complain but not be able to think of anyone better

Hulk Hogan is dead, lads.

who?

I probs should have made a hulk hogan op

>>149938169
qui?

Hulkster

morning alf

deriving enjoyment out of other peoples mysery is one of the lowest forms of sadism rulespoof

Good morning alf
HH

>>149938391
just saw you in the sticky mate

Charlie Curnow is now linked to Gold Coast, Swans, Geelong and Collingwood.

Hes gone. Poos bottom 4 next year.
Going to bottom out right when tassie comes in and be in for another decade of hurt

>>149938515
Thanks mate :)

>>149938520
what's caused this why has he suddenly lost faith in the club?

charlie curnow would make all of those teams worse except maybe the swans, he is an absolute plodder and literally got two colemans from picking on shit teams since carlton always gets easy fixturing and favourable umpiring. if i were in the suns or cats i'd be telling him to fuck off.

fuckn cold this morning. cars frozen over

>https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/23yo-aussie-found-dead-in-thailand/news-story/5cb76ea6917623f3ff295f0d1c30093e
the resident sexpest of /afl/ died, lads

>>149938666
just park in the garage mate

don't know if i feel so bad about HH now that i see him as an aints fan

>>149938672
S

all in favour of making newwy with the hulkster in the OP? let's nip it in the bud now before it's too late

>>149938672
“Medical episode” and “died suddenly”

I remember when people died un-suddenly of an actual diagnosed reason..

The new normal..

>>149938877
Yeah do it

>>149939030
>old people never used to get heart attacks, it must be le vax
Thanks doctor

>>149939175
This but unironically

>>149939093
I meant someone else do it

Times have changed and times are strange
Here I come but I ain't the same
Mama, I'm coming home
Times go bye, seems to be
You could have been a better friend to me
Mama, I'm coming home
You took me in and you drove me out
Yeah, you had me hypnotized, yeah
Lost and found and turned around
By the fire in your eyes
You made me cry, you told me lies
But I can't stand to say goodbye
Mama, I'm coming home
I could be right, I could be wrong
It hurts so bad it's been so long
Mama, I'm coming home

I'm gonna say it more of a randy savage guy.

>>149939238
Listen to better stations

IF ...
Nick Daicos has been very, very, very good in this, his fourth, AFL season ...

THEN ...
I've still got his 2025 form below 2024 and 2023. Expecting him to explode on Sunday against Richmond.

Never been into wrestling but that time on sharty sharing the board while wrestlemania was on really made me want to get into it

They should get Black Sabbath to play at the grand final

>>149939238
>"people"
Let's not go nuts.

>>149939238
the orange fuck is an accessory to epstein's paedophilia. any and all abuse toward him is justified.

>>149939323
oppenheimer trvke

low effort OPs >>>>> whatever /nrlel/ does

I don't have to get up today. Why couldn't I sleep until around 11?

today is my day off

>>149939451
crisp luke beveridge

>>149939323
haha orange
you fuckers have one joke

drumph amirite

is he not orange, like gws' primary team colour?

accidentally ordered two pizzas at the wrong dominos and called them to cancel the order and they had already put them in the oven. I feel bad about it despite dominos being a billion dollar company

you should feel most bad about buying and consuming overpriced shit slop

>>149939323
careful mate you'll upset sebbo

>>149939644
it's the franchisee that got fucked over not the company, they run on razor thin profit margins. they're most likely indian though so all good..

>>149939697
quite honestly don't give a single fuck about what any american says or thinks, which is why i filtered their flag

>>149939722
sook

>>149939272
It's not worth it imo.

The bad slop heavily outweighs the good.

Here and there you will get a really decent match but for the most part it's all nonsense. You're better off watching classic matches on youtube and calling it a day rather than following as it is right now.

foy

bobby hill... is dead...

>Telstra celly
CRINGE

>>149939832
but enough about modern footy

This thread is a proud sponsor of herselfdotcom

>>149939711
>they're most likely indian though
This. It was the right thing to do.

guessing a bunch of people got banned yesterday

https://x.com/herselfdotcom

Australian actress Caitlin Stasey has just launched herself.com, a feminist website designed to empower women of all shapes, sizes, ethnicities, sexualities, and gender identities

The website features nude photo shoots of various women combined with in-depth interviews, and will be updated with a new profile every week.
"Herself is a gesture to women for women by women, a chance to witness the female form in all its honesty without the burden of the male gaze, without the burden of appealing to anyone," Stasey said. "These women are simply and courageously existing, immortalised within these photos."

The Please Like Me star revealed she was inspired to create the site after recognising the need for a space for all women – whether they be cisgender, trans, genderqueer, or intersex – to talk about their experiences.

"Women's bodies are taken from them, dissected, scrutinised, and then sold back to them – we are expected to foot the bill of societally influenced perfection," she said. "These women were apologising for not living up to arbitrary standards stipulated by the patriarchy, cosmetic industry and ongoing, systemic oppression.

"Working as an actor has always made me acutely aware of how I look, how others look, how others are told they should look and how we all pay fortunes (financially and emotionally) to abide by these arbitrary stipulations. I was always self-conscious as a teen, but working in entertainment has heightened my awareness of injustice when it comes to the female form and the constant criticism of it."

>>149940126
Yeah but some of them may even be back right now?

>>149940154
based

>>149940127
And both times in controversy. First time he was allowed to play two games after his suspension was uplifted on a bullshit technicality due to a procedural error and the second time he received so many votes it made a complete mockery of the system and made the medal look like a total joke.

>>149940143
shan't be spilling my seed to her anymore lads

>>149940143
>designed to empower women
>The website features nude photo shoots of various women
women are such a fucking meme.

>popped into my head I haven't seen or heard Basil Zempilas for a while
>look him up
>leader of the Opposition in WA

>>149940388
You beauty!

>>149940388
Australia is not a serious country.

>>149940407
yes I am

>>149939644
Based accidentally ate two pizzas chad

gonna go to Coles, buy a big pack of unsalted peanuts, chew them well so that I take a huge mad smelly satisfying shit tomorrow and feel the pleasure of a gay act without actually being gay, wish me luck lads

Love getting right into random Indians' faces and screaming at them. They don't do shit about it lmao

>>149940143
why do women say they hate the patriarchy but LOVE getting smashed by a nice big veiny penis? never understood it

>>149940563
Women are not serious people.

Why is 'the battle of the bridge' monicker no longer allowed in afl media?

Anyone here gonna watch footy tonight?

>>149940659
Yeah mate bombers in a belter

>>149940645
I wasn't aware it wasn't. Didn't they initially conceive it? They still go with Q-Clash for Queensland even though that sounds pretty gay.

>>149940659
No
Didn't watch last night either

>>149940659
Yeah. First quarter of the slop from 7:20 then I'll switch over to the footy when it starts at 7:50.

>>149940668
Kane and Kingy said that it's not allowed anymore but didn't elaborate

Does Reilly O'Brien re-signing with Adelaide mean you can lock in Draper to Brisbane?

pizza for lunch lads

>>149940645
Not sure, bit weird

>>149939323
crazy how conspiracies can't exist unless trump is involved

>>149940758
*'za

don't give a rat's arse about mutt politics, me

>>149940783
ta x

>>149940699
So what's the preferred name? I feel like the only other thing I've heard people call it is Derby but almost everyone thinks of WA when they think of Derby.

couldn’t give a poofta’s asshole about current events

>>149940668
don't want violent imagery associated with muslim populations

i dont like cricket
i love it

>>149940821
Is that legitimately the reason or are you just soft trolling?

>>149940659
I'll be listening to the radio call while playing Hearts Of Iron 4

Are aflw players allowed to play on their period? do they have to go off because the blood rule?

>>149940913
i made it up

fuck up dickhead

>>149940388
he was the mayor of Perth before that wasn't he?

>>149940645
it reminds cucktorians that they don't have any world-renowned architectural monuments, wherein sydney has two.

>wherein
It's whereas, prajdeep

In the VFL the Gold Coast Suns v Brisbane is being held in Brisbane.

Also in the VFL the Sydney Swans v Giants is being held in Sydney.

Shouldn't the matches be held in Victoria given its the VICTORIAN football league?

i'm racist

I'm on a dangerous path, I have started sipping thickened cream from the bottle when I eat biscuits.

having 40 McNuggets for breakfast (1 PM)

>>149941457
Said moments before hulk hogan's death

>>149941398
The NEAFL was absorbed into the VFL 5 years ago slowpoke. It's better like this. What we need is a national reserves competition.

>>149941466
The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Why does the afl media treat stinkley like he's some coaching legend

>The Melbourne Museum is investigating an incident in which a group of high school students allegedly targeted 10-year-old children with antisemitic abuse.

>Grade 5 students from Mount Scopus Memorial College, a Jewish school in Burwood, reported that a group of students from an unnamed Melbourne secondary school yelled “dirty Jews” as the two groups undertook a shared activity at the museum on Thursday.

>In a letter to parents, seen by The Age, Mount Scopus deputy principal Greg Hannon described the incident during a school excursion.

>“A small group of students from the other school chanted ‘free Palestine’ towards some of our students,” Hannon wrote.

>“Our group leader immediately confronted the senior school educators to address the behaviour of their students.”

>Hannon said the primary school students were quickly moved away from the other school group.

>He said that Mount Scopus would contact the principal of the high school.

>Mount Scopus parent Tristan Sternson said his 10-year-old boy had been subjected to a “terrifying experience” by the high schoolers, believed to be 16 and 17 years old.

>“He and his classmates were targeted by high school students from a different school,” Sternson wrote in an online post.

>“They were tapped on the shoulder and then chanted at by these 16 and 17-year-old students ‘free Palestine’ and then, as they walked away, were called ‘dirty Jews’ and other racist comments.

>“This is not a political debate; this is pure, unadulterated antisemitism and hate.”

>>149940645
wouldn't surprise me if it was because it looks and sounds like battle of the bulge
retarded reason but people are so sensitive these days

>>149941533
Because i think from memory he has the best win % since he started coaching behind Chris Scott.
Unfortunately hes also got the the record by some daylight of games coached without a grand final appearance and 0-5 or 0-6 in prelims

>>149941554
>terrifying experience
oy vey it's another shoah goyim

>>149941533
He's been there for ages and he generates drama for them. I suspect might be the longest ever serving head coach that's never made a grand final. Impressive to last that long desu.

>>149941554
>free Palestine
OY VEY OH G_D THIS IS VILE ANTISEMITISM IM TERRIFIED

>>149940645
>>149941533
excuse me sweaty it's footy news media
do better chud x

>footy news media
>heh we're a bunch of knockabout good blokes having a yarn about footy not a globalist owned corporate zombie

Why is west coast's 'yellow peril' monicker no longer allowed in afl media?

Why is calling someone a "faggot"? No longer allowed on field? The leagues gone WOKE

>>149941654
It's racist.

>>149941682
This but unironically.

professional sports haven't been fun for over 15 years

why is essendon's "dead nigga storage" not allowed in footy news media anymore? why is it just the hanger iykwim haha

tried the crumpet scrambled egg and honey combo again in case i hallucinated it while high last night. nope. it is shockingly tasty as fuck. can't be a hard scramble though has to be soft and creamy.

>>149941720
Yuck

>>149941720
Yum

>>149941699
I've enjoyed the last two years as a Bane supporter. Not sure I'll go to this year's grand final if we make it again though. Lot of fucking money for one game and being at the win last year made me pretty content.

>>149941720
that sounds fucking revolting wtf

Crazy to think that within living memory afl crowds were booing adam goodes because hes abo. Shan't ever see it again

I booed Goodes.

remember when sydney pumped dabloos and goodes said he had no issue with being booed and then they got flogged by the iggles and booing then became a hate crime

i still remember straffo saying he booed goodes and then flipping and saying anyone who boos goodes is a racist kek

>>149941753
>content
zoomer

>>149941819
What?

>>149941758
people slather bacon and egg with maple syrup. same principle.

>>149941846
Just go back to birds of tokyo or something for the entertainment

>>149941846
>He's equally seen as a the best and worst choice
Probably a fair sign that you should avoid him.

I’ve lost all control of myself

>>149941895
applied for a kmart inflatable pool yet mate

>>149941720
I live a soft creamy scramble, lots of milk and done to just under in the microwave

t. dee salmin

kill me

>>149941946
fucking hell harley you didn't actually sign did you??

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>149941924
Execute degenerates.

>>149942055
>>149941924
Didn't they even say they sleep in separate bedrooms?

>>149941767
A Hussey and a hussy

game of thrones is just a crusader kings let's play

>>149941819
sensible chuckle

>>149941821
women are a joke. they can't even stack the dishwasher efficiently and they never cut up/squash recycling to maximise bin space

>>149942055
kek

Just board 19 of the Australian brewed Guiness can straight down the sink in order to collect the $1.90 can deposit. I'd rather drink dishwater.

based gini hitting the celly

pov: you're the newly appointed ceo of the afl
which 2 of these clubs are you merging?

>>149942204
I'd merge Essendon and North seeing as they are geographically close. They new team can be known as the Essendon Football Club, nicknamed the Bombers, they'll play in black uniforms with a red sash and have an official flag tally of 20

>>149942184
>phone suggested board instead of poured
how fat are your fingers mate?

my hsgf sends me this emoji when she been bratty

I literally eat every 20 minutes

>>149942220
forgot pic

>>149941767
who is this foot goddess?

>>149942225
>>>/nrl/
go back

>>149942204
>Hawthorn and St Kilda
>Essendon and Western

been farting like a horse, all day. smells like a homosexual encounter.

two hours until happy gilmore 2 drops

hollywood is so cooked

im generally pretty fit but i drink too much alcohol

anyone who watches or enjoys those 20 v 1 things on youtube needs to be executed, what utter slop
yuck

nah some of them are alright I'm sure

I could 1 v 20 you fuckheads
*unsheathes katana*

>>149942243
demoralisation

>>149942258
>those 20 v 1 things on youtube
I don't even know what this is. Like 20 chimps vs an elephant or something?

>>149942228
?

Modern debating is the worst kind of intellectual discussion, just two midwits screaming at each other for shock value and never coming to an agreement

>>149942275
20 twp v 1 bbc

>>149942280
americans absolutely love it for some reason

i drive a ford ranger

>>149942281
kill yourself.

>>149942329
no you dont

>>149942330
meant for
>>149942329

>>149942275
its that shit where its like 20 athiests vs jordan peterson or some bullshit
just makes everyone involved look bad

iggs

The only Ford truck I care for is a bullnose F100 shorty with two tone paint

my life isn’t what I want it to be

God I love having sex with my beautiful vietnamese wife

>>149942204
North and saints to play a best of 7 game series. Loser just folds

>>149942425
crisp lieutenant dan

>>149942428
Good idea

>>149942434
The same shit is gonna happen to us in December. Make sure you get a VPN.

why do we have to pretend to give a poofta's arsehole about docherty? mercenary fuckhead with a nothing career for a minnow club.

>>149942434
next India please.

>>149942434
>fell for it again award
pommy cunts howling

>>149942443
>The same shit is gonna happen to us in December
i can only hope

>>149942443
don't reveal your ebin inspect element prank this early, champ

>>149942450
Because nothing happens anymore in this watered down sanitised dogfucking "sport"

where tf did you all go

Wish I was dead

embarrassed myself in the lad's chat so i'm laying low for a while

goats cheese for dinner

>>149942584
I have a pork shoulder but that's tomorrow's dinner. Got a $10 off Doordash voucher so will probably just get something jeeted to me tonight.

>>149942425
Crisp my mates dads best friend before she divorced him after a few years and took everything

bigboomer is funny Fred posters lecturing iggs about kulcha

>Hawthorn beat Carlton
>"ARE THE HAWKS PREMIERSHIP CONTENDERS AGAIN???"

>>149942796
Always were

>>149942804
never were*

where'd everyone go?

busy mate

OH NO NO NO NO
https://removepaywalls.com/https://www.theage.com.au/sport/nrl/i-m-not-happy-inside-the-bizarre-bunfight-over-rugby-league-s-new-video-game-20250724-p5mhjw.html

>newslop
fuck off mate

not drunk enough to watch a kino

pies got 52 points last season and still didn't make the 8. my swans could win 4 of their next 5 games and have 52 points and still not get in

>>149943024
two shit sides

>>149943024
hopefully it pans out that way

back home from work lads. still cant believe hulskter is dead

>>149943033
>still cant believe hulskter is dead
why can't you believe it? everyone dies (except me)

back from the gym
the place is gaining a steady stream of gym pawgs

so tired and angry all the time

>>149943042
they called him "the immortal one", brother

>>149943045
gyms are for insecure faggots

>>149943047
become a napster like me, also are you a sex haver?

between sets

>>149943060
i certainly am not

>>149943045
uni girls at mine, utterly delicious

>>149941593
Its tantamountly unrealistic to expect anyone to win premierships when there is 20 teams in the competition, its akimbo to expecting to win tattslotto.

what snacks should I get for tonight's games?

everyone at my gym is nice and friendly except for the stinky fucking indian. there's a bloke in his 80s i help use the machines sometimes. i think antigym types tend to project their own insecurities because if they ever actually went they would realise it's full of normal people.

>>149943087
>snacks
disgusting fat fuck

>>149943079
hell yeah. there's a uni near me with a gym i've been meaning to check out.

>>149943090
no the very practice of going to the gym is gay as fuck and reeks of insecure vanity and narcissism

>>149943090
honestly using equipment indians have been sweating on, i dont know if i can do that tim

tonight's no' platoon

>>149943079
you would probably get kicked out of the gym if you approached one and she complained thoughbeit

>>149943080
Loser mentality.

>>149943087
Funday
Australian-made, no artificial shite, just purely acceptable lollies

>>149943105
very jewish mentality

just found out about ozzy osbourne's death yesterday and then thought to myself that no big names have died this year and that another one was due any second

In case you ain’t know... the fat niggas run this thread. Tonights snack, and finna sink some piss too

>>149943135
no, going to the gym is a very 'jewish' mentality, a mentality given to you, having brainwashed you, by the amero-isreali consumerist appearance-based 'grindset' narcissist cultural paradigm

>>149943126
gym etiquette dictates that you never speak just perv on each other through mirror reflections. I just go to the gym to keep my gf in a state of anxiety and fucking me

>>149943087
Hobnobs.

not reading all that salad

power

>>149943154
salad?

>>149943143
It's not the same flavour as those Cheetos is it? They taste like shit.

>i'm too dumb to read
>therefore i win
gymfaggots, everybody

>>149943158
I'll let you know when I try them

>>149943167
Can't wait.

>>149943148
you are a broken person but i think there's hope for you. i will pray for you tonight mate. jesus will come into your life and you will want to become a better, stronger version of yourself.

>>149943173
i can guarantee i'm healthier than you in body and mind, and your pious virtue-signalling won't change that

>>149943183
someone of healthy mind would be so viscerally opposed to others bettering themselves would they mate?

>>149943160
I can read it, I choose not to. you're the dumbfuck, fatty.

>>149943192
you don't have to go to the gym to 'better' yourself. all you're doing is working for the male equivalent of breast implants and lip injections. doesn't make you better. makes you a vain narcissist faggot

>>149943194
i am actually extraordinarily fit

>>149943214
getting stronger makes you a better version of yourself. as does getting faster, leaner, more explosive, more flexible, less injury prone etc etc. the gym is just one tool in doing that.

>>149943033
WHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN DEATH RUNS WILD ON YOU BROTHER

Well lads, do I put money on dosn beatinf the dogs?

>>149943228
so the gym is not necessary. thank you.

>THE AFL has sanctioned Brisbane player Dayne Zorko $3,000 for his use of insulting and profane language directed towards the officials bench as he exited the field of play during the last quarter of the round 19 match between the Brisbane Lions and the Western Bulldogs

bunch of poofs

>>149943157
BE THERRRRRRRRREEEEERRRR

0 degrees on site this morning

>>149943231
Just give it to me if you're determined to give your money away.

>>149943238
What did he call them?

>>149943236
would be nice if you could engage with what i actually post instead of hallucinating some shit and arguing against that desu

fuck its been an hour and I still have that great feeling after taking a good shit

>>149943265
>the gym is just one tool in doing that
it is therefore not necessary.

>>149943274
see this is what i'm talking about

>>149943282
one tool among many other tools for the same goal and result makes it redundant and unnecessary.

It's raining and there's a lot more coming

>>149943289
bro i'm going to stop replying if you keep this shit up

>>149943291
Where are you? They said there would be heavy rain around my way today and there hasn't been a drop.

>>149943295
Southern Adelaide. Gods country

Remember back in 2011 when there was a storm and every single one of your friends posted about it on Facebook?

i have never had a goybook profile

deleted my farcebook and all "social media" after i broke up with my hsgf in 2010 and never went back

>>149943170
they're kinda shit tbհ. tastes like a cheese and onion smiths with the flamin hot shit on it.

facebook has always been embarrassing, crazy that people are only recently beginning to realize it

facebook was cool as fuck when it was just status updates

I deleted my facebook in 2015 because no one said happy birthday to me

just got back from pilates with my Italian dommy mummy instructor, fuck hot gym sluts get me going

>>149943331
>realize
FOY

The North Face is an evil clothing polyester/polyamide cult
Do NOT give them more money than they already have pocketed

I got a 10 pack of kirin lemon for the price of a 4 pack at liqourland because sometimes they sell shit at a discount if its near best by date

what do you guys do for fitness? i goon and blast my ass for 8-10 hours straight

>>149943358
take creepshots of girls at the gym

won't be watching the footy tonight, ta

evening josh

>>149943366
bit early no?

>>149943366
I can tell neither of them want to be doing that.

lol

Business idea: PLEASE I NEED A GF t-shirt at the gym

>>149943366
>18 hours, 2 minutes and 30 seconds
jesus how long can a porno be

why the FUCK would the afl get some shitty aged rap negro who was mever even good to begin with? it would be so fucking easy to pick an actually good act and yet they fuck it up year after year. i have had a bloody gutful of their unrelenting incompetence.

>>149943387
name one good band

>>149943396
Mudvayne

>>149943396
Hulk Sabbath

my next post will get so many (You)'s that you'll think that you're in (You) city

>>149943398
B A S E D

>>149943396
>paul kelly
>kylie minogue
>the teskey brothers
>the roots
>the curr
>jamiroquai
>spiderbait
>the whitlams

PINEAPPLE BELONGS ON PIZZA

>>149943421
only one mate
none of those are good btw

>>149943422
B A S E D

>>149943399
The GF doesn't need death metal

>>149943396
Rolling Stones

>>149943398
you guys are finally listening to me

>>149943396
Mogwai

>>149943426
every single one of them is better than the shite they've been trotting out for years

my gf more of a black metal fan iykwim haha

>>149943443
ru still into them?

>>149943433
good call

>>149943387
>why the FUCK would the afl get some shitty aged rap negro
some boomer executive probably watched the Superbowl with Kendrick and wanted that on a budget

>>149943433
>>149943452
mom get off my /afl/

>>149943460
dumbarse

i was at mogwai a couple of years ago and the next day i was looking through the archive and saw some anon here was there the same night as me

>>149943468
based. I went to the Perth show last year, was the loudest shit I've ever been to

>>149943377
based virgin

who is the third famous person to die this week? literally every time a famous person dies, it always ends up being 3. steve irwin and peter brock died in the same week. cant remember who the third person was.

>>149943396
adding to my list
>daft punk
>gorillas
>moby
>fatboy slim
>kingfish
>eric clapton
>van morrison

>>149943458
That was the worst Superbowl halftime in years. Anyone that wants that should be shot.

>>149943489
D.T

>>149943484
yeah thats where i was. i thought it was 2 years ago. whew time flies. everything is a blur since the lockdown psyop. they got me good.

>>149943433
one of the goat bands

>>149943488
I've had sex, mate. licking an arsehole is not sex and no one likes it

>>149943495
*meant BT

>dead "celebs"
>gf "entertainment"

>>149943496
based fellow Mogwai enjoying /alf/ sped

>>149943505
why did you puy quotation marks aruond celebs? hulk hogan is an a-lister, you dumb zoomer cunt.

>>149943503
eat arse is fucking based you faggot

I never thought to listen to Sabbath before but this Master of Reality album for one is fucking awesome

>>149943494
>shoot AFL House
yes

>>149943512
listen to their dio stuff

SHALL be watching the Victorian matchup tonight.

>>149943512
Black Sabbath and Ozzy are awesome mate

Might have been filmed taking a huge dump at work, lads.

hard quiz is on

I just want to knock someone the fuck out.

>>149943539
no but steven may

>>149943512
sabbath are fucking elite

>>149943539
jordan, you went to a private school, mate. having tatts does not make you tough.

IF
the swans are good enough to beat gws, brisbane and geelong on the run home
THEN
they will be good enough to finish outside of the eight on percentage

xhilong are stinky fraudulent pretenders.

Bets on how many Bombers will be injured tonight?

>>149943560
hopefully just merrett

Yep thinking it's FRIDAY NIGHT BLOCKBUSTER time

gambling is no longer fun, since all the zoomers are doing it on their phones now.

>>149943574
who is playing?

>>149943551
bit nervous about the swans
t. catsman

>we hate you cuz you are from the same place xdddd
afl rivalries are cringe as fuck

test

exam

>>149943594
only real rivalry is port vs crows
all others are manufactured

my older sister is farting up a storm on the couch right now and she keeps aiming her ass right at me

>>149943645
fart eater?

whats the fucking multi

want to watch happy gilmore 2 but I'm gonna wait to watch it with dadza. hopes aren't high but adam sandler rules.

>>149943678
gambling is unchristian.

>>149943681
*meant o'doyle rules

>>149943688
haha ikwym iykwim haha

What would you consider a decent inheritance would be in 2025.

Not a fan of these Friday morning matches.

>>149943714
10 mill. anything less and not worth getting out of bed for

why do people have children when they don't want them? that's just bringing a child into existence, just to ignore their existence

>>149943763
Some people don't intend to get pregnant and find abortion immoral.

fuck me its cold and windy outside, lucky they are playing at Marvel

>>149943763
Women have kids because they think babies are cute, and men have kids to shut their wives up.

>>149943695
;-)

imagine a woman getting pregnant, giving birth, and then ignoring her kid. its pulling a conscious out of the void and into a person, just so they can suffer all their life before going back into the void

>>149943763
someone's got to eat the ice cream.

>>149943794
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE ME? WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO SUFFER?

i reckon 6-7 kids would be ideal

How nice would a maxibon be right now

>>149943809
mega nonce

>28 years old
>KHV
>back hurts for no reason
>make minimum wage
>ugly
>gaining weight
kill me, Pete

preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemiership flag

>>149943714
the family house

https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/902077
whats to stop me building a house with this

man War Pigs must be about the best opening track to an album I have ever heard

>>149943852
your complete lack of knowledge, skill and motivation

>>149943852
you need a trade license to shop at bunnings mate

>>149943860
>complete lack of knowledge, skill and motivation
im not a tradie tho

I was thinking about boomers often say Weeyum instead of William. It turns out that the French and Spanish versions of the name (Guillaume and Guillermo, respectively) both have the double-l said basically like a y sound. Maybe they were correct after all.

will watch 1 qtr of this slop before watching the other game of slop

>>149943870
>boomers often say Weeyum instead of William
what cunt

lost a fair amount of money gambling this week.

>A matchup that really didn't deserve another Friday night but here we are
lol, at least Gerard is honest.

THE FUCKING FOOTY IS ABOUT TO START

>>149943877
Boomers often say the name 'William' like 'Weeyum'. Listen to BT's commentary, he does it often. He turns the double-l sound into a y sound.

it makes no difference what game is played what day you fucking loser

white people dont season their food properly.

>>149943890
crisp dil

>>149943886
Footy starts at 7:50. Bulldogs training drill is about to start.

>>149943889
no they dont and i dont know who 'BT' is

When you think about it, spending money on anything besides food and bills is a gamble.

>>149943890
Based retard.

2001 would have been cool if 9/11 didn't happen. imagine playing super smash bros melee, listening to hybrid theory, and watching scrubs back in late 2001

>>149943890
tell that to the failed Monday night footy experiment

theres a black guy out there

>>149943914
wtf

>>149943831
>back hurts for no reason
probably have zero glutes or hammies

I have HAD IT with you spastics tonight. Do not test me unless you wanna wake up in hospital, I am not in the mood

president donald trump

>less than 10 seconds to get the first scoring shot
100+ easy.

yep rigged

I pretend to hate footy but I actually watch every match

>>149943912
i was alive back then. scrubs was slop, never heard of hybrid theory and vidya was for faggot nerds.

why were the bombers fans yelling ball when their player was never completing tackles

>Free kick Naughton
On track for 30+

>>149943933
*pokes you with a stick*

>>149943947
just looked it up
>linkin park
kek

my mother is a terrible cook

I've seen enough
these two teams wont be playing finals in 2025

>>149943912
>melee
never had friends to play it, was a Zelda man myself
>hybrid theory
based
>scrubs
first 3-4 seasons were based, went downhill fast though

manlet spergrock was never good

>>149943961
at least she cooked. my mother gave me ice cream for breakfast

not sure ill stay awake long enough for the other game

oi m8 you have a license to lay that brick?

i lay pipe

>>149943971
what flavour

All my tradie mates talk about is how many mm deep they dug today, of how many mm high they had to install something. It's strange how they get off on measurements in mm form

oi mate you have a licence to use that search engine?

Lads, Angus just posted

why did that kill cassius turvey?

there are some absolute missing link neanderthals in that Dogs cheer squad behind Rodan lol

>>149943831
>gaining weight
Have you tried eating less?

>Dunstall just said "lackadaisical" instead of "laconic"
Might be the first time I've ever heard the commentators get it right.

>>149944021
why are afl fans so dysgenic?

reckon the bulldogs will win this game

>>149943942
We know, NRLsperg. There's no need to pretend any longer.

how did the doggies get so many elite talls?

HATE the bogan voiceover guy they have for the footy promos

zoomies are nostalgic about the gayest shit from the past

>>149944042
Father-son and having St Kilda draft ahead of them in the first round.

>>149944035
It's mostly just the cheersquad members, same breed of people who become bigfooty moderators

what are they putting in the food and drink these days; i dont think ive ever seen an ugly zoomer girl.

they're baaaaaarking now the doggies
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

>>149944035
yt

>>149944035
it's frightening these people exist

Scheduling this on the Friday night is an utter joke. At least there's two games on but this is seriously dumb from the AFL.

oh no it's gonna be a 200 pointer

>>149944058
Tbf Bontempelli was never going top 3 in that draft, and was always rated behind billings

>>149944061
you must be blind, so many are obese

imagine the abject panic that floods a tradie when the bunnings police rock up on site for a loicense spot check

>>149944071
It better be, need more dark times like that Sydney Peegles thrashing

Kek more dogs spergs

whats bonts fantasy score right now?

Lads, Aaron just posted

>>149944089
28
https://www.afl.com.au/afl/matches/7125#player-stats

>>149944089
1488

Bombers are off *click click*

getting married tomorrow lads

i need to stop masturbating

>>149944101
Congrats, shall be a wet one

so when our government follows the uk lead and aussie flags get banned from 4chan what flag are we all going to post under on here? probably need to get a static vpn in singapore or something.

>>149944101
Whos the lucky guy

>>149944101
congrats who's the lucky lad?

>>149944101
RIP

>>149944101
r/ThatHappened

>>149944112
always fancied myself as a Brazillian

>>149944075
He was a late riser but you don't get 50 possession and kick 10 goals in a game if you're a scrub. It was a blunder.
Also don't forget the Saints also took Hunter Clark and Nick Coffield with their back to back first round picks ahead of Naughton in 2017.

>>149943912
>hybrid theory
>2001
Wasn't Linkin Park a sort of slow burn? That was firmly Korn, Limp Bizkit era.

man brad Scott achieved nothing with norf what were they thinking hiring him?

if i were a band id be Limp Dick

>>149944112
Lesotho

>>149944145
Hybrid Theory was the best-selling album of 2001

>>149944112
New Zealand will grow strong.

>>149944101
Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

>>149944147
He got them to 2 prelims, which doesn't sound impressive but North haven't made a Grand Final this century so standards are lower

>>149944161
nonce, she's 12 years old

>>149944147
He took the shitters that were North far into the finals multiple times. They vastly overperformed under his watch.

>>149944153
this terrifies the Leaf

Cranked it 4 times today already. Go crows.

>>149944175
phwoar

Abby Holmes doth return to claim her rightful throne as Queen of /alf/. A public execution of Rebecca madden will be held in the town square to honour her queenship. What say ye commoners?

low skill employment is pretty much daycare for adults

>>149944190
Liked her in the new Mortal Kombat movie. Baraka was always a favourite.

>>149944194
Being paid to be bored > being paid to be stressed

>>149944194
Didn't ask mate

dance monkey may be one of the worst songs i've ever heard

>>149944207
Yeah the only way I can see it being worth it is if I was mathematics autist or a tradie moron

COME ON SWANS

hayden mcheem

>>149944246
jesus christ

>>149944225
It's grown on me desu. Quite kino.

>Sydney match
>Knocked the fuck out
>Medical car
WEBM WHERE?!

>Have the VC on Bont
>Just realised the C is on Grundy
Fuck, how did I not realise the games overlapped? Bont is off to a huge start too. Grundy better go big.

They call me "the maestro" of /alf/

>2 games on at the same time
>thread is dead

>>149944272
well ones a blowout and they other has been stopped due to a major head injury

kwab status?

What happened to Abby's big tummy?

>>149944194
>low skill employment
like what hr?

straight to the tribunal thanks

heem headbutty

can't stop thinking about grace hayden

>>149944287
She made her man prove his love.

swasn scum deserved it

Crazy kid laroi grew up a ratty bogan in council flats of Sydney to then be rebranded as Justin Bieber type heart throb with a set of veneers

>>149944272
this isn't /nrl/ mate

he just wants to go back to his boyfriend

>>149944289
retail wagie

Don't know who that is

>>149944304
Weren't his parents record executives?

>>149944304
most rags to riches celebs sold their bootys

>>149944304
Apparently he's half abbo

wow i missed barely any of the syd game due to this heem
>>149944304
isnt his mum some music producer or some shit
>>149944320
yeah that

D'Arcy is easily the best player in the comp

>>149944323
arse and soul

>>149944344
>>149944344
>>149944344
new (with dubs)

>>149944320
There’s a video of him on no jumper where he walks around Sydney & shows where he used to live, real derro stuff

>>149944326
Probably

swans suck

Love me some snoopy