Thread 149940099

BREAKING NEWS: /epl/ and /trans/ will be a barren dessert

>>149940099 (OP)
truly, the greatest tragedy of our generation

Business ID: just ban the internet. Then you can't blame problems that have nothing to do with it on the internet. This will revive libraries and such. Genius idea, really.

>>149940148
People will have to watch TV again

>>149940180
Good, I'll prepare some more BMWF adverts with loads of kids all different shades of black.

Petition might hit the key 100,000 number by Monday. I suspect people waking up tomorrow and going for their goon sesh and being met with geoblocks or ID checks are gonna be upset.

>>149940099 (OP)
excellent op. not a stupid man united op, and he waited until 500 posts to make it.
10/10

I can post fine

THIS THREAD BELONGS TO GERMANY NOW
NO MORE BRITS ALLOWED

>>149940441
Liverpool is a team for brown faggots btw! :D

I'M STILL STANDING

>>149940605
>>149940628
I mean you've seen how retarded the jannies and mods on here are
I bet the ban will fully go into effect when it's the 25th in the US, not UK
so 3 hours

I will miss the brits :(

what if they meant 25th July 23:59?

>>149940618
well i dont think that's true.

>>149940644
Link to post?

haven't been to this board since last season ended just came here to say goodbye to my bong bros

>>149940686
>>149940840
The Anglo BVLL can't be stopped

>>149940192
how about some food

>>149940871
2.80 is a fair price for that

>>149940871
Do amerifats really eat & drink this slop for 9 bucks in nw England???? No wonder you're all FAT

BREAKING : Liverpool have agreed personal terms with Isak.

>>149941514
Isa will be happy

been an all time shitcastle summer so far

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753418586861382.mp4

why aren't you getting in on the WSL vibes?

>>149942291
It's just shite, I'd rather watch my local non-league team

>>149935219
I for one love the Newcastle accent
https://youtube.com/shorts/aRHLQJXhTYw

UK lads are you still alive?

My posting licence arrived just in time for this ban kicking in thank god

So with this Isak business, who is going to end up with Jackson? United or Newcastle?

>>149942826
Newcastle are getting Sesko

>>149942690
The plods are banging down my door as we speak.

>>149942291
Because you have to be pissed to even find that shite watchable, Liversimp.

>>149940812
Probably can't read it anymore anyways but here you go

>>149942873
Sesko is going to cost more and be worse than Jackson desu. Newcastle are finished.

>>149942690
Another beautiful day in God’s country

where's isak going then?

>>149943081
99.9999999999% Liverpool. They tapped him up. It's the only reason he's handing in a transfer request.

Yeah Newcastle got done in and it's funny but I'm just worried about Geordie Bastard.
Normally set off into a rage if you so much as suggest that Peter Beardsley wasn't world class, he has been ominously silent over the biggest transfer dilemma of Newcastle's entire history.

Luke Shaw wants to leave and go to Leeds
So that'll be £70m in the Sesko kitty

good morning look like we survived

>>149943119
Must be fun living in your schizoid head.

Would like United to be less stingy and give Villa Garnacho for free

>>149943081
Manchester United Football Club

>>149943318
Nothing ever happens

Love how Spanish footy news has soap opera like headlines

Wirtz is the highest EPL transfer to date, at £106m. If the £150m quoted for Isak is correct, in what world are they smashing the EPL transfer record by £44m?

>>149943476
Mostly because Newcastle don't want to sell. And also don't need to sell. And it is late in the window. So they can charge a premium.

Am I seriously going to be bullied into buying a VPN?

>>149943510
and a 4chan pass too apparently

>>149943491
I'm with you, just feel like I'm the odd one out with how delusional people seem to be about this transfer.

>>149943510
Can't you vote for the opposition? If there's any, surely they will use this for a campaign to get some votes

>>149943099
you mean like Arsenal did with Gyokeres?

>>149943531
Probably no election for 4 years.

>>149943542
Lemme guess, you voted for Brexit?

>>149943491
>Newcastle don't want to sell
Eddie does though - to Liverpool and only Liverpool.

>>149943552
Eddie is getting sacked when his team eventually flops out of the top 4 race and the CL because he has done fuck all to strengthen the team.

>>149943547
Fuck no

>>149943547
No but Euros are getting it too

>Alexander Isak would cost any buying club £250m+ – Here’s why
https://www.themag.co.uk/2025/07/alexander-isak-would-cost-any-buying-club-250m-heres-why-newcastle-united-liverpool/
Stage 3: Bargaining

Will Alan Shearer manage to convince Isak to stay?

>>149943615
Hearing rumours Gazza's going to head round to his house with some cans and a roast chicken to talk him round.

>>149943531
It was the opposition's idea

>>149943615
HOWAY PET, WE'VE WON 1 TROPHY IN 70 YEARS LIKE

>>149943589
>£250m+
Eddie working on getting it down to a round £90m all-in.

Let's be real here 150 million of his majesty's freshly minted ?
Not happening.
That was just a made up number to scare potential buyers, not an actual price if they had to sell.
I think 130 million pounds which is 150 million of European Union toilet paper fiat should be the absolute tops to get the Isak deal done.
150 million pounds ? That's an 18 year old Mbappe who had just won the league with Monaco fee.
Isak is 26 this year and won the Milk cup

what would a pajeet know about toilet paper?

>2 years left on his contract
Liverchads already humbled newcastle, now someone has the opportunity to humble the worst fans in all the land

>>149940871
I went to old Trafford to the 300 club, I can confirm you get this serverd from a mobile trolly but it's free with your £300 ticket

surely sesko will choose the actual united right?

who's gonna win the DCL sweepstakes?

>>149943696
My knowledge of it is entirely theoretical

>>149943706
Yes we saw your thread (an entire thread about it LOL) boring cunt

>>149943476
>>149943530
It'll be 120-130

Why would a minor injury rule you out of flying to pre-season and sitting on the bench
Yep
He's going to Saudi

Spending limits are gay just get rid and let everyone go mental

Eddie spending sleepless nights pushing Isak out of the door towards Melwood and pleading with PIF to not report Liverpool for tapping up Isak
Meanwhile the players' training and day to day operations are being handled by Jason Tindall

So the top 4 is going to be Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and City in no particular order. All the other clubs have no chance.

How can Liverpool afford all these signings?

Ranking of net spend across the 5 completed seasons prior to this summer 2020/21-2024/25

1) Chelsea: -£770m
2) United: -£547m
3) Spurs: -£472m
4) Arsenal: -£468m
5) Newcastle: -£365m
6) West Ham: -£274m
7) Man City: -£270m
8) Liverpool: -£252m
9) Nottingham Forest: -£220m

Liverpool's net spend in this time is over £200m less than Spurs, they've spent less than West Ham...

Across this period, Liverpool won a Premier League title, 1 FA Cup, 2 League Cups and reached a Champions League final.

They won that Premier League title, having made a net PROFIT of £4.4m on transfers across that season.

Even if they do sign Isak, they are likely to make at least £130m from the sales of Diaz, Nunez and Elliot.

Don't be angry, it's not unfair. Liverpool are just smarter than your club.

Bad news Howesissies..
>The decision on Alexander Isak’s future will be made by chairman Yasir Al-Rumayyan and PIF.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/07/25/alexander-isak-future-pif-newcastle-chairman-control/

>>149943833
reminder, clearlake were required to spend 1billion with the take over of chelsea

it arsenal who spam about net spend XD

>>149943736
United will win as in they won’t sign him

>>149943843
Exactly so it's fine they did it

>>149943491
newcastle needed to sell the moment isak said he wanted to leave
isak's value on goes down from here

>>149943840
Wasn't PIF required to be hands-off when it came to the club?
If only Geordie Bastard had not tossed himself into the Tyne, I'd wind him up over this. But he did - he's dead (or else scared of Scousers) so we have to move on!

>>149943875
yep, everyone else is trying to buy the league, chelsea are the only justified big spenders

>>149943891
>Wasn't PIF required to be hands-off when it came to the club?

rules dont apply to these people

>>149943879
They don't have to. They can keep him as he still have 3 years on his contract and then sell him to outside of the league next year for cheaper. But this moment will be the highest his value will ever be.

>>149943951
newcastle have always been a selling club that isn’t changing just because they have new owners
Isak is gone
The big six own you

>>149943958
>newcastle have always been a selling club
They even have 'sela' on their shirts

KEK, Ollie Watkins would be perfect for Manure. Another Lingard for them.

>>149942291
>womens soccer only becomes profitable if they can sell overpriced sparkling wine and warm budweiser
truly a great sport

>>149943932
>loan
United can't be that retarded... can they?

Is Isak the best Somali-coded footballer ever?

>>149944041
Depends whether he joins the Pool

>>149943975
it’s a shame they don’t have ‘justice for Jamal Khashoggi’ written on there

>>149943510
I'm just using the free version of Proton VPN at the moment, seems to be doing alright.

>>149943531
It was a Conservative bill that Labour made even worse. Reform/Lib Dems/Greens are all soft supporters (they haven't really talked about it that much), which is surprising as they're all generally anti-surveilance/big-state. Maybe they'll pivot if the backlash is big enough.

You know someone is going to end up buying Jackson. Who is getting scammed?

>Isak did not grow up a Newcastle fan who dreamt of scoring in front of the Gallowgate End. As a fanbase, as a region, we yearn for people to be swept away by our beautiful madness, to get us and buy into us, and Isak has done that while becoming part of a team that has delivered a moment of immortality. Yet careers are finite and he has a right to look around and consider his options.
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6513474/2025/07/24/newcastle-isak-howe-transfers-strategy/
Already at Stage 5: Acceptance!

>>149944099
newcastle will probably end up dumping all of the isak money on him in a panic

How good is Sesko?

>>149944128
not great considering Bayern haven’t shown any interest

all it takes is one good season and you're a 150 million player?

James Trafford to Man City is done
Another one Howe let slip through his fingers because he was too busy on the phone to his FSG mates

Feels like I’m going insane seeing all this isak stuff when alvarez is available next year presumably and would be cheaper/fits into the system more. yet no one else says anything about it.

Newcastle are in the trenches right now

>>149944231
luke edwards might actually be having a worse transfer window than newcastle

>>149940099 (OP)
qrd? I don't follow this rigged game (politics) anymore.

>>149944231
indy just doesn't miss these days

>>149944356
Age verification on some websites started today (not on here). Scary times for anyone too dim to use a VPN.

>>149944367
Doesn't miss a shift at KFC

>>149944231
We had two fucking years to conclude that deal and didn't manage it.
I do think Pope and Dubravka are good enough desu, I'm not concerned.

GB is here :')

>>149944385
I see, it was only a matter of time. Does this affect twitter etc? I don't use that crap.

>>149944319
top kek

>>149944385
VPNs are blocked from posting on 4chan

>>149944464
not if you buy a pass

>>149944420
No idea, I don't use it either

>>149944420
Wikipedia's threatening to block people accessing it

>Saudis coming in for Antony and Malacia
we're so back

Morning lads, looking forward to another day of nothing happening

LukeEdwardssissies we're in the mud here

>Liverpool refuses to go above £130m. Newcastle understand that Isak being vocal about his desire to leave has left them with much less leverage than they would like.
At this rate, he might not even be the new record lol

>>149943833
Did you miss Aston Villa or are they just that good at selling?

>>149944795
>could have taken £130m 2 weeks ago and got ekitike
>will end up with £100m+add-ons and calvert-lewin

>>149944842
'bradders' saw this question 10 times in rehearsal and knew it was coming. the laugh is fake and only retards think it's funny

>>149944907
bet you're fun at parties

There's that impotent Geordie seethe we've missed

>parties

/brit/ is not a party. get some real friends

Learn which general you're in Geordie Bastard

>>149944915
SOON
https://youtu.be/zpovaNFyGLI?si=uVNRGOREyBHrsayI&utm_source=MTQxZ

how many points does Liverpool need to win the league by for this transfer window not to be deemed a total flop?

>>149945021
0. Goal difference will do. They don't hand out an extra trophy for winning it by 10 points.

>>149945021
Win it in march then afk and not bother playing again till next season

>>149945021
they only won it last year because everybody else was bad. now arsenal have a striker they are favourites

>>149945040
When did arteta join /trans/

arseanal create less chances than bournemouth and you think they'll overturn the gap with a much improved liverpool?

>>149945040
>now arsenal have a striker they are favourites

>>149945174
Wrong pic

Why is GB refusing to go after Liverpool, preferring to bring up Arsenal for no reason as per usual?
Is he scared of Scousers?

Owen Beck has signed a new contract at Liverpool and will join Derby County on loan

Hearing rumours of an RFN torpedo incoming lads

Arsenal had literally no attack for half the season and had a top 3 best attack in the league. Makes sense why these Internet pundits like goldbridge have arsenal as favourites for the league next season. Either way it's going to be a close race between the top 4 considering the spending and recent trajectory.

Eddie Howe lying on his back in bed, tears of joy rolling down his cowardly face and soaking the pillow as he remembers the instrumental part he played in pushing Isak over to Liverpool

test

>>149943066
Corr where is that? I’d love to live in Lincolnshire

>>149945278
I live in lincolnshire! Curious why you would say that? I live in a little village outside of lincoln, is it the low crime rate? I got a season ticket this year for lincoln city, gonna be chill watching as a liverpool fan going to watch the imps with my dad and younger brother

>>149945253
It's not going to be close at all. Liverpool will have the title wrapped up by christmas. Arsenal might finish 4th if Chelsea are decent.

Newcastle without Isak holding them back... cor.....

>>149945315
I live in the city of Lincoln so I’m predisposed to wanting to live in another “Lincoln” plus all the photos I’ve seen of Lincolnshire make it seem beautiful

>>149945347
This was the fella who outed Klopp as a homer sexual

>>149945341
Aslong as you dont end up in skeggy or boston, yeah I would agree :P
Lincoln is a very pretty castle and cathedral town

Proud of the Englishmen who have survived the ban

almost got baited by some posts on twitter about UK users being banned from 4chan, so I rushed here to tell you guys it was a pleasure, just to discover that it was fake and now I look like a fool.

t. LRL

>>149945411
Hey LRL is back! Post booba in celebration!

>>149945040
Arsenal only finished 2nd because Liverpool then City fell off; Arsenal will finish 4th behind Chelsea.

>>149945411
pornhub makes you sign in to use it now but nothing happened here yeah

>bongoloids aren't b& yet
Any updates on the UKistanis leaving 4chan situation?

>>149945458
Liverpool managed less points in an incredibly weak season than Arsenal did the season before. Don't give me that "b-b-but they took their foot off the gas because it was already w-w-won!"
Slot is getting so massively exposed next season that it will make your tiny head spin. The only way he'll be saved is if he can get another referee sacked.

>>149945509
And Liverpool managed 93, 97 and 99 point seasons recently, what have arsenal achieved compared to that since Arteta took over?

>>149945507
fell for it again award, recipient (You)

>>149945509
> Don't give me that "b-b-but they took their foot off the gas because it was already w-w-won!"
They were literally going on holiday Monday to Friday

Dave is posting about his favourite new character again I see.

>>149945540
They were at ibiza, was funny, I knew they wouldnt win another game when I saw those photos lmao

united bros...

>>149945509
>Liverpool managed less points in an incredibly weak season
It was one of the strongest leagues in decades.
>"b-b-but they took their foot off the gas because it was already w-w-won!"
They did.

>>149944231
>>149944319
LMAO

>>149945411
It'll probably happen later desu, either the ID shit comes in or they get the ISPs to block 4chan

>>149945169
>he doesn't know about Zubi

just remembered spurs are in the champions league

United customers didn't realise how good they had it when picrel was first posted

>>149945169
>Liverpool's xG 23 better than Arsenal
>WE'D BETTER SIGN GYOKERES THEN GUISE
Kek. The Sharteta maymay is officially done. No amount of PR will save him this time.

>>149945579
>It was one of the strongest leagues in decades
More of a troll post than the one you were replying to

absolutely screaming newcastle are going to start the season with andy carrol up front

Isak tapped up (won't be reported) then sold at a low, low price
Eddie Howe still gleaming

>>149945788
Just reminded me of the last time Liverpool broke the British transfer record (habit of doing this after famously not spending money btw) for a Newcastle player and how it worked out.

Orny
>Newcastle had chance to close James Trafford deal pre Club World Cup. Man City not considering 22yo goalkeeper at that point but #NUFC offer too low. By time bid raised too late as #MCFC arrived + convinced #BurnleyFC & England U21 int’l
Sandcastle finna go down fr fr (no cap)

>>149945812
>it reminds me of the last time they did this for a newcastle player (14 years ago)
>they do this often
hmm

>>149945851
Yeah that wasn't what was said though. The factual part in brackets comes after
>broke the British transfer record
which is something they've famously done. The Newcastle part doesn't come until after that.
Let me know if you need more help to understand a basic sentence.

Bruno Guimaraes off next

GB famously can't see through the red mist when he gets arsey. Earlier he thought this was /brit/!

In your opinion spee, what is the most DEVASTATING transfer in history for the selling club?

Man another new boogeyman invented by 'Dave'. Grim times.

>>149945850
kek you love to see it

>>149945975
>there was a time when England had Campbell. Keown, Terry, Ferdinand, Cole, G-Nevz as defenders
>Where RB was the really only dodgy position
Now we have nothing.

>>149945975
I'd say TAA (remember they booed him while he was playing a match) but they didn't even sell him, they arrogantly let the contract run down

>>149945975
Suarez to Barcelona set Liverpool back years

Ronaldo to Real Madrid showed that United even at the peak of their powers would always be subservants to the spanish giants, combined with getting cucked by Barca in 2 UCL finals in the next 2 years

>>149945900
that is what was said though.

>>149945975
Figo and it's not close.

>>149945976
Aaron detected

>>149946037
they should pull out of the deal and go for isak

>Striker Evan Ferguson got his loan spell at Roma off to a perfect start by scoring a hat-trick within 24 minutes and four goals in total on his debut.
Including friendlies as 'debut' is cringe. I know they go 'competitive debut' but that should be the marker, not you turning up to some friendly. Otherwise you could just book a friendly with some non-league shite and score. Which is exactly what he did. A Serie D team.

>>149946050
Nah anon. Big Brained Arteta is doing another Merino thing. He signed Merino to get Zubimendi. So he's signed Gyokeres to get Isak. Genius, really. Isak would be wise to wait another year anyway. Only Saudi can afford the £150m and his £300k per week contract.

Dubs and Gyokeres fails his medical
Trips and Arsenal panic buy Jackson as a result

>>149946050
Isak is the perfect Arsenal player: skill, goal scoring and will spend 6 months on the bench with a hamstring or groin injury.

Can't wait for Floperes to get #exposed. He's too big and stiff for this league.

Jackson will go to United
Sesko will stay at Leipzig
Newcastle will re-sign Callum Wilson
Everyone's happy

>>149946122
newcastle will sign calvert lewin on a free on the last day of the window
bookmark this

>>149946121
>He's too big and stiff
Rentboyanon give it a rest.

Gyokeres out performs isak in pretty much every metric even in direct comparisons when they play together for the national team. Isak is always injured too. 70m is better value than 150m. Idk I'd rather have gyokeres at Liverpool.

>>149946121
is this how you cope?
You know that in the Swedish national team, Gyökeres is the striker and Isak is pushed to the wing/plays off him.

Gyökeres has Vardyan sense of the goal.

>>149946142
the portuguese league you say?

>>149946156
Gyokeres has better stats for the national team and in the CL compared to isak. Don't know why we're sleeping on this guy when we could've bought him + a complimentary winger like rodrygo for 100m because it still turns out around the same price for gyokeres and rodrygo as it does for isak alone.

>>149946147
On top of this, Sweden has Jon Dahl Tomasson as coach and that is a man who absolutely detests defending and think it's a temptation from the devil to corrupt the soul of a team. Every match is guaranteed 5 goals.

>>149946166
portugal? the portuguese league? the one in portugal?

>>149946147
So you're saying Arsenal are getting twice the player for half the price?

>>149946166
Geordie sources (already linked ITT) are saying Isak will cost OVER £250m
You could buy 3 top, top players for that

>>149946147
>Gyökeres is the striker and Isak is pushed to the wing/plays off him.
So you're saying Gyokeres is too big and stiff to play on the wing?

>>149945998
Ronaldo wasn't the most devastating but selling him and replacing him with Valencia, Obertan, and Michael Owen on a free really was the beginning of the end

>>149946156
Didn't Gyokeres score 3 goals against City in the CL? Also even if Gyokeres scores 50% fewer goals, he still matches Isak's best season. I don't think Gyokeres will do well, mind, but it's daft to go "muh portugeese league' when he's scored goals in CL.

>>149946192
what does his penis have to do with his position on the pitch

>>149946184
Yeah, basically.

>>149946201
>Didn't Gyokeres score 3 goals against City in the CL?
Is that supposed to be impressive? City were shit.

Gyokeres is a 14 goal a season player in the prem, tops.

>>149945975
campell played for spurs in the starting 11 when i first went to see them
then soon after he was judas and there were songs about him being bummed by vieira
personally i never really cared

newcastle wissa will outscore gyokores

>Newcastle had chance to close James Trafford deal pre Club World Cup. Man City not considering 22yo goalkeeper at that point but #NUFC offer too low. By time bid raised too late as #MCFC arrived + convinced #BurnleyFC & England U21 int’l @TheAthleticFC

Newcastle owners are low balling everyone and failing

if ekitike is on £200k/week surely liverpool pay isak the £300k he wants

>>149946237
Howe last season was wailing about how everyone slaps a Newcastle tax on their players just because they're the richest club on the planet.
Don't know how anyone could like that cunt.

>>149946228
That's vastly better than anything Arsenal have, so good for them I guess. But 6 goals in 8 games is a decent return in the CL.

>>149945812
Liverpool have never broken the British trnasde record by buying a Newcastle player

>>149946263
unless another team come in with a better offer after he has made his intentions to newcastle as clear as he has do they even need to pay him that much
might have played himself a bit

>>149946237
I can understand not wanting to be ripped off but it seems to be costing them over and over again. It's not like they got Elanga cheap, they paid up for him, so why not Trafford?

>>149946269
James Milner has the most assists in a CL campaign, therefore James Milner is the best creative player of all time.

i have now acquired my 4chan shitposting license

>>149946285
Unironically Milner is a british GOAT
I hate Milner slander, amazing penalty taker as well, took penos instead of salah

>>149946281
>>149946282
>>149946285
>>149946288
>>149946293

MODS

>>149946288
do the thing to show the date of the pass

>>149946269
>6 goals in 8 games is a decent return in the CL.
Very true. A hat-trick against Man City is very impressive.
>2 penalties
Well, it's still impressive, what about the 3rd goal?
>Man City were caught up the pitch and he ran away from Simpson's Pussy
Well, OK, but I'm sure his other 3 goals were against top tier opposition, right?
Leipzig, Lille and Sturm Graz
Well, this is awkward....

>>149946293
I love Milner. He's still not the greatest creative player of all time because he had a purple patch in one singular CL campaign.

>>149946297
there was no ban you have fallen for the oldest trick in the book, a screenshot
but enjoy this (You) to make yourself feel better

>>149946201
>it's daft to go "muh portugeese league' when he's scored goals in CL.

he played 1 CL group stage lad, Pavlidis scored more goals than him in it, no need to post like hes been doing it regularly for years, hes 27 and unproven at the top level

>>149946237
Seems like Howe told the directors not to sell anyone for the last few seasons so this is all they can afford. Luckily Isak is fixing it.

>>149943476
Wirtz is £125M

>>149946475
Not sure how she'd fit into Slot's plans.

>BREAKING: Viktor Gyokeres has been given clearance to complete his £63.8m move to Arsenal after a total agreement was reached with Sporting

>Arsenal are set to pay a £55.1m fixed fee plus £8.7m in add-ons

Good price

Dubs and Isak blows his ACL in his first game for Liverpool

Sesko is unironically a shit player

isak confirmed signing for the reds

>>149946533
OH NO NO NO

>>149946475
Bitch looks like Nathan Aspinall lmao

Are Newcastle stupid? Why don’t they simply say no?

>>149946626
>Are Newcastle stupid?

>>149946626
It won't happen. It's all agent side. He's just holding out for a better contract. They'll pay the wages, it's inevitable.

BREAKING: Wrexham have made an approach to sign Christian Eriksen

>>149946475
Why don't you walk in traffic you stupid cunt

>>149946731
obnoxious /cric/ poster detected

>>149946518
>Falling for le good in Portugal man
Many such cases!

>>149946542
Why is his arm so short?

>>149946626
Newcastle have a Liverpool fan in a prominent position at the club. I don't want to name him, it's caused enough upset in this general, but he has pushed this sale through.

>>149946727
how can it be breaking when it was posted here hours ago

>>149946533
Livercucks

>>149945341
you cornhusking sunuvabitch

>>149945975
Torres to Chelsea nothing comes close man fucking hell

>>149946626
Newcastle has the following problems
1. Will not challenge for any titles.
2. Set a ridiculous transfer sum for Isak
3. Does not back up that transfer sum with a fair wage of 300k/week. Isak called them out on it.
4. Other strikers are on the move, forcing themselves out for the better teams.

>>149946905
>£300k/week
>fair wage
.

Salah
>400k/week
Van Djik
>350k/week
Isak
>350k/week

>>149945768
>Their wasn't a title race so it wasn't a strong league
Room temperature IQ.
I went as far back as I could in the FotMob app (2010/2011 season) and there wasn't a top 12 with this many points shared amongst each other.

>>149946981
if you set a 150m fee for, that means he's worth 300k+ a week, so you need to get that contract up.
lower the fee, risk him getting sold.

If you're al-geordie, you need to pay up or shut up.

>>149946993
Ekitike
>250k/week

>>149946490
No he isn't.

>sign a player solely to capitalize off this incident
can't wait for the movie where Rob Mac (real name) plays erikson

>>149947003
The money laundering scheme of owners simply moving money around is of no consequence to the real value of someone. Oh of course the agents as well who take a massive cut on the transfer fee for basically doing nothing seeing as it is just a money laundering scheme among the owners.

>>149945975
Glazers in. Following that maybe KPB from Portsmouth.

>>149947027
Fuck off Sky.

Everyone knows he's 125M

Name the movie that will based on his life? The ups and downs of nearly dying, (the ups) and then having to play for manure (downs)?

Where is Casemiro going?

From Ekitike to Sesko to Larsen
Newcastle are not a serious football club

>>149946475
>when u glance at a post on the socials and get hyped for a signing but then it's for the women's team
every time man

>>149947564
>when u glance at a post on the socials

>>149947872
based Liverpool finally spending the coutinho money

>>149947872
sunderland are going to be fucked when they go straight back down

>>149946518
Do you think the players ever hear what is said about them in the negotiation process?

Like the club trying to buy them going "Well, he's 27 and he's already failed at Brighton. Did OK in the Championship but this is the Prem. £55.1m fixed fee plus £8.7m is as high as we can go."

>>149946122
Wilson is going to West Ham kek

Benjamin Shitsko, solid player. Will do great things at Poocastle. I'm happy for you guys

>>149948180
Vardy it is then

>>149945567
Why now?

>>149947872
How are United the third biggest spenders when they've bought fuck all?

>>149948341
>>149948341
that's just how crap they are at transfers

>>149948341
Newcastle are 11th though?

>>149948341
Leeds are 10th though?

>EXCL: Newcastle United hold a strong interest in Wolves' Jorgen Strand Larsen this summer.

Details:
- No contact between clubs
- Wolves have no interest in selling him
- Larsen is happy at Wolves

But Newcastle are considering a move #WWFC

Sandcastle have a humiliation kink

>>149948702
Bamford to Newcastle

>>149948702
More OLDs omds

the media here is saying Paquetá can be banned FOR LIFE

>>149949100
at least he'll never have to play for Wet Spam again

>>149949100
They use ankle monitors that explode if he kicks a ball

Toontastic forums are resigned to Isak leaving as long as you do not blame PIF

>>149946228
14 extra could have easily won arsenal the league last season

>>149949272
False, as Arsenal would've still had less points than Liverpool.

>>149949272
Are they going to play with 12 players?

>>149946273
>On 1 September 2008, Manchester City agreed a reported £32,500,000 fee for Robinho, which remained the record amount paid by a British club until 31 January 2011, when Liverpool paid £35,000,000 for Andy Carroll from Newcastle United, which was also a new record amount paid for a British player
Retard.

>>149949438
that's not the british transfer record

>>149949438
>31 January 2011
mad how that's the very same day Chelshit paid £50m for Torres

>>149948702
More PL goals than Ekitike and Sesko combined tbf

>>149947872
They report United transfers with add ons and Liverpool without.

>>149940099 (OP)
I hate this dweeb

Imagine Isak ends up at Man United. Might actually be top 3 funniest transfers of all time

>>149949651
Moving from Newcastle to United corrrr

>>149949100
>FOR LIFE

RIP BROTHER

What a shame it would be if Liverpool don't get the Isak deal over the lime because they spend the entire rest of the summer waiting for Bayern's second offer on Diaz...

When is saliba getting sold and for how much

>>149949764
i would write him a letter and ask on your behalf but i dont speak french im afraid

>>149949764
Sorry the Arsenal obsession has to take a day off, we're having far too much fun with Newcastle and Isak

Guys, at this point I think Bayern should leave Bundesliga and join Prem, what do you think?

>>149949807
at least you wouldnt be speaking german

>>149949651
Pretty sure Geordies would kill themselves

>>149949833
اور کیا ?

>>149949858
and a good day to you too mo

>>149949651
Imagine if I end up getting a blowjob from Sydney Sweeney

https://x.com/LFCApproved/status/1948770706814083153

Absolute state of this lmao

great transfer windows
Liverpool
Arsenal

meh tier
City
United

shit
Tottenham
Newcastle
Villa
Forest

Chelsea Tier
Chelsea

>>149949982
I think Sunderland and Leeds have had good windows too
All relative

>>149949962
>I was going to be part of a business transaction in order to earn more money for my family and create a legacy for myself but thanks to you, Gabby Logan, I will forgo all of that. To feel at home in the viking football club that is Newcastle United FC.
Is that what she was expecting from that?

>>149949962
typical Scouse rat replies
>we never done anything like this for Trent
yep you all begged him to stay then booed the cunt DURING A MATCH IT'S NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE

Scouse?
Bros i aim reading one Wikipedia
And they are saying is they come with stew for people on sea, they are delivering the transport and the fish, but beef stew is like beef bowl for Japan gyugaki

>>149949982
>Great transfer window
>Arsenal

>>149949982
What's great about Liverpool's
They were tricked into signing Ekitike and Isak's staying

>>149949982
>Sky six having good windows while closest challengers all having bad windows
makes u think

>>149950030
Japs steal everything mate 'katsu' is just curry sauce which we have in chippies except you (you personally)'d say the first is 'kvno' and the second is 'nvt bvsed'.

>>149950030
beef stew is pretty universal

>>149950053
The truth anti-Anglos can never handle is Japan (the country they simp for) is just the asian version of Britain

>>149949745
>What a shame it would be if Liverpool don't get the Isak deal over the lime because they spend the entire rest of the summer waiting for Bayern's second offer on Diaz...
Liverpool would be quite sour if that happened

>>149950053
noooo you don't understand... katsu is JAPANESE which means it's just better. it just is

>Newcastle had chance to sign James Trafford before the Club World Cup when Man City were not considering a move, but their offer was too low. By the time Newcastle's bid was raised, Man City had arrived and convinced Trafford of a move back to the club.
Newcastle having an awful window

>>149949982
The only great transfer window is arsenal. Spent the about the least relatively to the other big spenders but added the most quality (6 players).

>>149950118
>kepa
>norgaard
>madueke
>quality

>>149950128
All statistically quality backups, yes.

>>149950007
a player has never been booed in a match before?

a Scouse rat being disingenuous and smarmy is it
how rare

>>149950156
so it HAS happened before?

>>149950110
Man City would have noticed the bid and gazumped them anyway

>>149950110
you love to see it

>>149950198
why?

the only two people who will post here after the ban will be DSL and the Mick Scouse bandwagoner

>BREAKING!

<Andrea Berta is exploring the potential sale of Gabriel Jesus this summer.

>Clubs in Brazil have enquired as have some European clubs.

>@HandofArsenal

Welcome to Newcastle

>>149950252
at chat is this real grok?

>>149949921
I did

>>149950331
did you give anon a small willy?

>>149949982
UNITED MENTIONED

LETS GOOOOOOOO

>>149950345
Maybe heeheehee ;)

True Geordie is steaming about Isak leaving

>>149949982
you forgot sunderland at the top

>>149950392
>WE DON'T HAVE TO SELL WE DON'T!!

Only Man United and Liverpool should be allowed to spend big money every summer. They're the only clubs with natural fanbases.

>>149950411
Hes saying the club has let him down for not giving Isak 350k a week.

>>149945688
and we love that

>>149950392
I call him Poo Geordie because of the leaks

>>149950392
Why are you watching ecelebs?

>>149950459
I enjoy seeing them seethe

sunderchads it's our year

>>149950486
to beat Derby's record? yes

>>149950459
Because he's a lonely khhv who craves human contact but is only able to obtain it through forming parasocial relationships with Youtubers who don't know he exists. Many such cases

>>149944367
Damn not even Saudi wants ederson.

>>149945705
Frank, do the funny and sign him to Spurs.

>>149950550
Hi Brian

>>149950053
This is not true at all. Katsu comes from カツレツ (katsuretsu, from French côtelette) and it refers to breaded meat, usually pork (豚カツ, tonkatsu, pork côtelette). It's got nothing to do with curry.
You may be confused because katsukaree exists, which is cutlet with curry.

>>149950576
Black guy with yellow fever teaching English in Japan?

>>149950575
hit a nerve eh

>>149950592
Very weird reply, don't know what got you so defensive there.

>>149950252
Oi mate I just feckin scanned me face and me bloody arsehole and it still won't show up the feckin image

>>149950602
vpn off hoser

>>149950486
correct
>>149950518
incorrect, 16th here we cum

>>149950619
What? Just asking a question. I'm not the guy you're replying to. But I know a few black guys who are autistic for Japanese girls and teach English there.

OH NONONONO.
It just keeps getting worse Geordiesissies...

>>149950727
>I know a few black guys
>autistic
>teach English
so many holes!

What’s with the yank who pretends he’s a mackem?

>>149950731
Newcastle losing their greatest ever player and here's ol' Alan making it about himself

>>149949745
A fruitless endeavour like that would be disastrous

>>149950762
Never underestimate a black guy with a fetish especially if it's over east Asians. Level of thirst is unreal. I guess it's the slave mentality, what they can't have is what they want the most.

>>149950727
That's still a very weird reply. No I'm not black, nor an English teacher, nor do I have a particular interest in Japanese women specifically.

>>149950788
You are black

>>149950788
The denial is strong with this one

>>149950826
I don't know what makes you believe that, but to be honest I don't care either. Be my guest.

>>149950836
ok well if you're not black, why are you in Japan?

my team is playing two friendly matches tomorrow both of which will be streamed, it should be enjoyable after so little football recently
how about your team anon?

>>149950836
>sheeeeiiit nigga I ain’t finna know wah you finna be thinkin that bitch but im tellin yall, I ain’t finna give a shit neither meng. You do you dawg.
I can hear you think as you type.

>>149950872
I hope you realize how nonsensical this question is.
>ok well if you're not an abo, why are you Estonia?

>>149950875
sunderland at hearts in the morning n my loons at st louis in the evening

>>149950875
>how about your team anon?
too early in the season to pick a team

>>149946727
>eriksen in the championship
not gonna happen. he'll join a shitty american club first.

why do british headlines always use "shock" to describe shocking news instead of "shocking". like "[club] in talks for shock move for [player]". shouldn't it be "shocking move"? this is not a thing for americlap headlines

>>149950938
>he'll join a shitty american club
six of one innit

>>149950941
shocking is bad

>>149950903
Is it true that 50% of Japanese men between 20-30 are beta virgins?

>>149950925
forever the jokester leaf
we all know you have a team and are ashamed of being foreign whilst supporting one of /those/ teams known for plastic foreigns
your sincerity shines through your sarcasm like white clouds on a bright rainy summers day

>>149950941
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noun_adjunct

>>149950875
We've just got our first transfer with one week before the season starts in the Championship so I'm not hopeful

>>149950941
i just speak english i dont understand it

>>149950957
nothing much what's noun adjunct with you

>>149950957
You're definitely an English teacher

>>149950938
the mls is where midfielders who can't run anymore, like eriksen, go. he's likely to get his legs broken in the championship.

>>149950946
I don't know and I don't see why I should care to know. You can probably look up the statistics yourself.

>>149950875
playing colorado tomorrow. unfortunately my squad's best scorer is an israeli

>>149950976
>being able to google shit means you're a teacher in the subject

>>149950981
how's Japanese pussy

>>149950981
Well, are you a beta virgin?

>>149950998
is it true that it's sideways?

Magpies in the mud

>>149950998
It's ok
>>149951000
No

>>149950957
>>149950976
Rumbled, otaku-san

>>149950941
Transfer plans in TATTERS as SHOCK BID baffles Top squad boffins

>>149950998
impossibly tight but hairy more often than not

there are many places on this website ideal to discuss the intricacies of japenese fanny and yet you choose /trans/? curious

>>149951007
where are you from originally?

>>149951014
What kind of weirdo doesn't like hairy?

>>149951013
SHOCK moment as I read Daily Mail HEADLINE amid /trans/ grammar row

>>149951014
Can be said for any girl of any race

>>149951044
german poo play requires the cleanest of canvas

>>149951030
yo poindexter, beat it

>>149951034
Why is it a given that I'm not from Japan?
More importantly, why is everyone so interested in what I am or do when I merely corrected a mistaken assertion regarding Japanese food?

All I'm saying is give Osula a season to prove himself.

>>149951051
achtung mein fraulein... die scheidehaar hat das poopenfarten

>>149951044
hairy pussy is always disgusting but thick asian hair pussy doesn't even get me hard

>>149951046
Bonkers Bojo Necro Sex Romp Row Reanimates Regal Remains

>>149951074
Why are you gay?

>>149951074
you are really boring. don't reply to me ever again

>>149951111
that's rude of you. japan poster may still reply to me at any time.

>>149951100
i thought it was david cameron who shagged a dead pig or am i mixing PMs up again

>>149951099
Low t or pedo, bro

>>149951111
Good, not once in this thread did I try to make myself the topic of discussion.
>>149951117
Thanks.

A- transfer window. If good outgoings maybe A+

moneyball doesnt work if everyone knows you have a gorillion oilbucks in the bank
>le buyback clause faec

>>149949982
tbqh if villa just manage keep their big players and add like one quality attacking option, it'll have been a good window

>>149951167
>10 goals
>bench fodder
>bench fodder
>6 yellows, 2 reds
>30 starts, 1 goal, 5 assists
>bench fodder

IT'S COMING HOME

>>149951111
maybe he's actually nipponese

>>149951167
>could have bought Gyokeres and Isak for the same price instead of all that rubbish

>>149951133
I was just posting nonsense anon it doesn't matter

>>149951174
the actual Moneyball strategy was only about buying baseball players who get on base a lot, and it stopped giving the Oakland A's an edge after their third season of adopting it

do you say owl-D or all-D

>>149951133
david lee shagged a seagull

>>149951221
>>149951191
tbqh mosqueira and zubimendi have potential and are good signings. madueke/norgaard/kepa are whatever. the kroenkes are rich but will never pay up to sign a guy like isak if they can help it their first priority are the rams and nuggets/avalanche because they're more hands on with both

>Tea app required ID and photo to prove you are of age
>They said they didn't store or save it
>Turns out they did
>Turns out it was just a random bucket storage
>Turns out it was all public
>Turns out some guy on 4chan could just easily hack it and released all the images and IDs of real people
Wow, I'm sure Online Safety Act making porn sites put in ID verification (if they can afford it) will totally keep ID safe! I mean, they SAY they will!

>>149951309
>Tea app

>>149951251
all-d. but there wasn't an aldi close to me when i was in london, closest was a sainsbury's. and then a waitrose but i went in there maybe a one or two times until i realized it was just whole foods but more expensive

>>149951321
Yes it's an app for women to share info on 'scum men' in their city. Basically 'if you see a guy called Dave Smith, don't date him, he didn't pay for all my stuff!' type shit. Basically a sexist app that just creates more incels and women get get upset that 'there is no good men out there' while they shit on said men in catty group chats.

>>149951332
oh gossip, not drinking tea lol
makes sense

>>149951309
The fuck are on schizo?

>>149951338
Well the idea is you 'drink tea while gossiping' so that's the idea.

>>149951346
My post was pretty clear and explanatory.

>>149951332
oh we already have that here with "are we dating the same guy" groups on social media

>>149951363
It's sold as a 'safety app' which means it's perfectly fine. In reality it isn't used as that. It isn't 'this guy raped/abused me' it's just shitting on guys for not tipping and stuff. Again, an idea which could be useful and helpful gets corrupted.

>>149951251
Al-dee, like it's spelt

>>149951373
i think we should all throw away our smartphones and apps and websites and return to usenet bbs and go outside again anyway so hopefully this will wake people up a bit

>>149951373
The 'safety app' for dealing with dangerous men is called 'the police'. It was never about safety.

>>149951309
You mean all the photos of my arsehole I had to scan and upload to OFCOM are just sitting there on unsecured servers?!??

Personally I just don’t like non-white people and don’t want them in my country especially that Japanese black guy

crying genuine tears at newcastle, how are you a 'big club' with ZERO pull

Rasmus Hojlund + Cash for Isak :)

Better luck next time, Livercucks.

>>149951490
>how are you a 'big club'

Anyway I'm going to Japan next year. They can't resist these South Asian genes. 5'10 is taller than literally any Japanese male.

>>149951325
this was actually a test to see if you think of audi or aldi and im sorry to say you failed

son to koreatown?

>>149951167
wow, that is amazing
they'll finished 3rd

>>149951557
4th. Chelsea will finish above.

>>149951541
i cant believe youve done this

>>149951557
*finish

>>149951569
i can see it

https://x.com/JonnyGabriel/status/1948485514044289065
This is too high-effort for an edit wtf. Make this the new op please.

>>149951535
Japanese guy that Spurs just signed is taller than you, lad.

U WANT A PIECE OF ME U GOT IT LETS GO

Gonna be interesting to see City and Liverpool fight for everything next year. But if Liverpool get Isak then they will win the quad.

>>149951618
his name is 高井 which is a homonym of 高い meaning tall or expensive which seems rather fitting for a tall center back and a record fee for their league
if our jap friend is still lurking he can back me up

>>149951618
Fake Japanese. Doesn't count.

>>149951176
Agreed. Everyone else outside of the title race are being dismantled or buying heaps of shite.

>>149943547
My Polish friend just got this message. The EU is getting these laws as well. As usual the UK takes the leap and then people watch and learn. The fact there are constant data breaches and the petition to remove it and general 'this is killing sites it wasn't meant to kill' gives Reform a really easy 'vote winner' if they want but I can't see them doing it either. Reform is basically just 90's Tories. Woke but pretend not to be.

>>149951694
Yeah. Also Tomiyasu was 6'0 wasn't he? I am surprised that Celtic didn't go for the Jap that Spurs signed. They have like 5 atm. Loads haven't worked out but many do.

Repeal the OSA is at 101k. So has to be 'considered for debate' and if anybody here is ITK like me it is
>Shall we debate it?
>No.
>Moving on then.

>>149951704
>Fake Japanese. Doesn't count
seems to be a common thread in this...thread

>>149951744
yeah those debates are a waste of time
even if they do go ahead i dont think they even have to be in the commons they can just be in some small room without 1 person talking to a wall, madness
democracy is just a way for our rulers to not take accountability for their actions

>>149951694
do you know japanese or did you find this online? always wanted to learn it myself but old and dumb.

Getting desperate

Anyone else have a feeling Madueke is gonna bang at arsenal?

>>149950948
You’ve proper rumbled the leaf with this one, couldn’t even come up with one of his epic uhm akshually replies

really hoping you all would be banned by the time i got home
too bad

Everyone here is just the same guy cycling through VPNs btw

>>149951851
if you're me prove it, where did i leave my wallet? no seriously, where did i put my wallet

>>149951822
He's saka backup but he's a good player and I've always rated him on the national level but at Chelsea he's been hit or miss, which tbf could be because Chelsea is a revolving door right now.

>>149951811
why would you want to learn a language you can never use?

>>149951694
It's not a strict homonym because the pitch is different, but otherwise you're correct.
>>149951535
There's plenty of tall young people in Japan. The averages are probably skewed because old people tend to be very short and the Japanese population skews towards old.

>>149951888
so he can read his epic japanese hentai mangoes

What kind of mental illness do you need to have to read porn

>>149951888
Language learning is fun by itself.
East Asia is literally the furthest place on Earth you can get from any French territory, yet I've been learning French for fun for years.

>>149951906
im visually impaired i read my porn in braille

>>149951926
How do you say tentacle porn in braille?

Wissa to Newcastle here we sneed

>>149951906
women do, so whatever they have

>BREAKING!

>Arsenal’s interest in Eberechi Eze is ramping up, as they aim to move swiftly once the Gyökeres deal is sealed.

>It is possible that Reiss Nelson is included in any deal.

>@MiguelDelaney

>>149951958
Damn, looks like Hebrew.

>>149951888
I had a French girl who lived in Japan for a bit and she said it was a great experience helping with melon harvest and shit. She knew basic Japanese and her foster family(?) knew English (and so did she, obviously). So it sounded fun. Also going to foreign places and just speaking English doesn't sit right with me.

>>149951899
No, but being able to read untranslated manga due to no popularity of avoid meme translations is a bonus.

>>149951923
Well Polynesia is near Japan. Don't they sort of speak French in Vietnam and stuff?

>>149952042
>>149952042
>>149952042
>>149952042

>>149951973
>Well Polynesia is near Japan.
It's not, it's only marginally closer than real France.
>Don't they sort of speak French in Vietnam and stuff?
Not really, they have a few French loanwords in Vietnamese but that's about it. They're also unrecognisable for the most part due to Vietnamese phonotactics.

>>149951811
i went to japan 8 years ago on holiday not even knowing how to say hello and really liked it
after that i spent about 30 minutes a day in the 7 years since studying in one form or another and went on a few more trips
im not very good still but its just a hobby i dont want to ever use it for a job its just a bit of fun like playing an instrument at home because you like the sound or lifting weights without much progress

>>149951744
They do take the piss but it does at the very least tell them directly that we’re not happy. One day the English will get violent again but until then we must politely complain.

>>149952067
How do they take to foreigners? How easy is it to pull a Japanese bird if you're a foreigner?

>>149952103
its a mix like most countries
in tokyo you are likely to just be ignored
in kyoto there are so many tourists that you are clearly an annoyance
sometimes angry middle aged men cough at foreigners to show you make them feel sick
but you will have lots of great interactions too if you go off the normal path a little
ive had middle aged women buy me ice cream, an old man in his 80s talk to me about him still playing football, kids saying hello to you wherever you go and trying to have conversations with you, interviewed by college students, cute girls talk to me about bugs, lots of weird wholesome stuff
there are bars specifically for the type of girls that sleep with foreigners if its what you want

>>149951099
typical german attitude. picrel is you.

this is fucking hilarious man