Previous >>149933512
>fixture
promiedos.com

Mushulk'scar Runa edition

America de cali campeão da taça sulamericana

>>149941952
Why isn’t he fucking his wife and his wife’s niece?

>>149941967
That's a wig isn't it.

>another weekend without footie

lazy cunts

Bean farting aka dancing the samba

>grêmio
bbbb soon

Gremio still has the bustier twisters.

Ok what the fuck is this

fuck a.nal

Like if you are reading this.

Sonhei que a Leila chegava no vestiário do SPFC e falava
"Hj nao vou dar. Eu vou distribuir"
Ela saiu direto de lá para o hospital Albert Einstein

tava no ponto de onibus e falei prum cara com jaqueta do Corinthians
"Mano, eu to igual Dorival"
E ele
"oq?"
"Minha proxima decisão é sempre a pior"

Ele riu e dps fez cara de quem queria me matar

ficou essa cueca toda porrada sim?

Enzo spam every thread that he doesn't eat ultraprocessed foods, but he just can't stop drinking cum.
truly amazing

*atropela seu filo*

People told me Hulk dyed.. but he was playing yesterday, wtf

>>149941967
>culioneros
never find out the name of the best actress
masturbating without a name is weird

went to sleep at 7pm last night, feels good

Most important Slum Pablo player of the 2020s

>>149945418
I didn't sleep that well but I'll sleep more in the afternoon today

>>149941930 (OP)
Is the final still in Bolivia, they seem to not be able to keep the schedule

Good morning copalib

bom chia copalib

faca no pescoço do pedrinho

It's friday friday
Gotta get down on friday

>>149946251
perro ana hickmann

Farts have changed and farts smell strange
Here I go, I don't smell the same
Mama, I'm cooking beans

Good morning lads

>it's a "you have to pretend to be excited about a new project" episode

For me, it's

>Cerro

and our greatest allies and eternal friends

>Millos

>>149946691
Maybe it's time to end capitalism

>they're listening to Pergolini AGAIN

>Silvina Ocampo benched
argiebros...

>>149946789
I've only read books by two of these ladies

>>149946789
I don't know any of these bitches

>>149946789
Emily Bronte was an autistic qt tomboy

Reminder

>>149946892
>just ask her out bro, the worst she can do is say no

>>149946908
if I talk to a girl and she only gives me a yellow I consider it a victory

https://www.infobae.com/deportes/2025/07/25/el-posteo-de-edinson-cavani-tras-la-eliminacion-de-boca-juniors-en-la-copa-argentina-el-tiempo-no-para/
lol cavani
why post anything?

>>149946923
he, like most players, is a narcissistic cunt

>>149946923
His head is full of rats.

>>149946923
>Retírate y deja de sacarle plata al club, no ves que no rendís. No te mereces ni 1000 dólares por mes. Vos nos deberías pagar a nosotros. Mercenario. Te haces el que amas al club y le robas plata nomás.
some great seething in the replies to him

Inter won 3 times in a row btw and the next game is against the mighty Vasco da Gama, now SURELY we won't fumble this, right?

>>149946923
Cavani es tremendo cara dura. Dibuje Roman, dibuje.

>>149946892
what even happened here anyways

>>149947100
Hulk is probably complaining about something that happened, he's very annoying

Let's all go out tonight. Beers on me

>>149947120
last time beers were "on you" you sent me a mercadopago link the day after

>>149947120
Thanks, I want a stout. Eu invito las papas chips.

>>149947143
This time will be different. I promise

>>149947161
>papas chips
do dinos really

>>149947161
>papas chips
I changed my mind, I think I'll stay home

>>149941930 (OP)
Paqueta to Flamengo

>>149947255
>>149947269
Como cayeron eh.

>>149948665
lol I suspected it was a ruse but ran with it anyway

Is it a requirement to be a flaming homo to be a foodtuber or is that just a coincidence?

>>149948665
If you want a brazilian all to yourself you can just ask, no need to pretend being retarded.

Cê sabe pq aumentou o cuxxto de água e luixx?

>>149948706
yeah it's also a requirement to be a flaming homo to watch them and use the term "foodtuber"

>>149949095
Well it takes one to know one.

>>149949199
shut up I'm watching tasting history

O Palmeiras precisou ganhar roubado EM CASA no paulista só para perder a final pro time falido do Corinthians

Esse é o tweet.

>>149949359
>são paulo
>0
O q esta acontecendo aqui?
Btw fuck flamengo

welp
riquelme's brother is fucking an influencer slut
that's why the name riquelme is trending now
a little more context in the next screenshot

>>149949535
oh, it's riquelme's SON, my bad

>>149949434
they took players on loan with the obligation of buying in 2026, somehow that's free
also they signed a reserve left back that earns 1m per month, perma injured stars Oscar and Lucas make about 2m each
São Paulo is 4th in highest wages among all brazilian clubs

>fantino office is on fire
please do pergolini next

https://x.com/mdz_radio/status/1948777380652483059
oh, it's real
lol

>>149949434

Is “teaching someone how to make mate” some sort of sexually charged phrase? Surely they all know how to pour some leaves into a cup

>>149949680
you know how japense make a big fuzz out of how to properly prepare green tea? it's sort of the same

ideas of almuerzo for times you can't eat meat?

>>149949700
>can't eat meat
I'd eat a bullet

>>149949535
Holy fucking ogre hands.

>>149949434
>>149949359
Reminder

>>149949680
you would be surprised to the crimes argies do to a mate

>>149949736
>edulcorante on mate
>edulcorante on anything
i vomit

>>149949785
what's wrong anon, are you scared of colon cancer?

>>149949700
Meus ovos.

>>149949736
Where can I get a cute Argentinian wife?

>install hentai app
>fap & cum
>uninstall hentai app
>repeat daily

"O certo é comer uma branquinha de manhã, uma pardinha á tarde e uma pretinha á noite. As asiáticas também não podem ficar fora mas já vi que é mais difícil de encontrar aqui no Rio.
Tem as índígenas também que eu ainda não provei mas pretendo o quanto antes"

Saúl Ñiguez

>>149949825
Imagine masturbating to drawings

>>149949894
I don't need to.

thinking about this

>>149949825
I only masturbate to sex games, either japanese or western

>>149950024
KKKKKKKKKKK women now found their own validation generator

>>149950024
Brazilians are the indians of latam.

>>149950060
it's no different than reading about horoscope desu

Venecos are the indians of latam though...or maybe our somalians?

>dinopedo jumping on defense of his daddy

POV: You support O maior do mundo

>>149946892
me when slowly talking with my drunk friend and tell him that he should stop behaving like a chimp and beating his family

>>149950181
this gnome is so cute

Abruevi

>>149950405
You are friends with a bostero?

>>149950639
with a simiocolino, they are very similar

>>149946923
SNEED

>>149949700
this isn't chatGPT

>>149941930 (OP)
Where is riber?

>>149950866
Uuh, don't worry about it

>mídia paulista no seu dia menos desonesto

Is it possible to make #2 really tight? So tight that the ball would bounce back off the net after scoring? Not sure if you guys can picture the way i do

>>149951105
Is it possible for you to stop posting? That would be great

>>149951118
Isso aqui vai ser putaria pô kkkkkk

Slampig wants me to go to her house. What would you do bros?

Tenho um pai que é estuprador
Já sei, vou adotar o nome dele

>>149951201
Is she bigger than them? If yes, go for it, king

>>149951215
>incapable of understanding the unbreakable bond between kid and his dad
sad! wish you had one, bro

>>149951222
About that size

FLAGALATICO OFFERS 15mi EUROS FOR FORMER RIVER STAR LUCAS BELTRAN

>riBer
This Colombian fuck, please brito send him back to Colombia
>Boca
Riquelme’s brother fucks a twittera in his office at Boca

paranaense bros, is Hayen Palacios any good? he just got a loan in badborn

>no visa travel to the US for simios
The whole world wants to see Messi lift up la 3ta in Miami to thunderous cheering and the classic argentine spirit from the fans.

>>149946974
2-0 Vasco
Nothing personnel, little strawberry

Nesta madrugada, por volta das 3h, Memphis Depay deixou o restaurante Pinocchio Cucina, localizado na região da Avenida Paulista, em São Paulo.

Apesar do nome — o que não deixa de ser curioso —, o proprietário do estabelecimento não é Augusto Melo.

Segundo fontes, o holandês estava animado e teria ingerido, no mínimo, uma garrafa e meia de vodca.

>>149951728
Parana is a fulbo-less state
Going by the current state of coxa and pathetico, Paraná posters are unlikely to return

>>149951728
the only good congolombian is Borja

>case number 43294392 of a brazilian team spending a shit ton of money in some retired euro player

>>149951901
Fulbo is more than scoring goals or winning trophies.

>>149951262
Eu posso entender. Não muda o fato de que ele está oprimindo mulheres

>PAR1
Nacional [1] - General Caballero 0

>>149951918

niggas will look you dead in the eyes and say this is gay
why lie tho

Like if you are straight.

>>149941930 (OP)
hoy toca bañarse

>>>/vg/532669465

>>149952004
wait is that real?

>>149952050
yes that's why corinthians' ultras protested in front of parque são jorge yesterday

they were mourning the deaths of the thousands of corintianos who died in that match and demanding better security against monster attacks

>>149952076
wtf i love Brazil now

You don't need 6 pack
You dont need ryzz
You dont need the last boca shirt
You just need to be genuine

>>149952110
>k-on poster
fucking based

>>149949578
>>149949614

can't decide which language lesson i'm taking today: spanish from spain, from chile por PT-BR

>>>/wsg/5932384

>>149952340
its a mejor amiga kinda friday desu

>>149941930 (OP)
Rojobros... did we should fear the chuncho or not?

>PAR1
Nacional [2] - General Caballero 0

>>149952382

Some of y'all mentally ill ngl

>>149952341
nice dub, I gotta say
don't like the selection of kits, but Paul Allen wins once again

>>149952382
Crazy how they just outright don't care

>PAR1
Nacional [3] - General Caballero 0

Amigos para siempre
Means you'll always be my friend
Amics per sempre
Means a love that cannot end
Friends for life

>>149952483

>>149952485
my club has no amigos...

>>149952485
bolsobros is that real? are we this promiscuous

>>149952485
>lanus
>colon
they are not friends

>>149951947
Gay

>>149952483
not here to botch your party but the ISO 3166-1 alpha-3 for paraguay is PRY and not PAR

>>149952757
Gay

>>149952715
you faggots literally traveled for grenal (and lost) lmao

>>149952757
FIIIIIIIIINE ill use PRY and CHL
didn't knew there was a specification for 3 letter country abbreviation
>Organización Internacional de Normalización
fuckin NERDS

>>149952485
Não sou amigo de gremista trirebaixado sem mundial

>>149952786
>didn't knew
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149952723
this
no one would willingly go near a colon hincha besides their own kind

>>149952398
Yeah but not me though.

>>149952786
PAR and CHI are better imo, I say we vote on the matter.

No wonder argies hate ETTs

>>149952757
"PAR" is not used so is not like there is place for confusion with another country

>>149952814
La culpa es de este pueblo sabalero...

>>149952814
colon is noisy and smelly

>>149952341
kino

>>149952864
Uhhh paris, bro? Niggas weren't in paraguay.

>PRY1
2 de Mayo 0 - Sportivo Luqueño [1]

>>149952994

>PRY1
2 de Mayo vs Sportivo Luqueño
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/tIUnRGNs/#/match-summary/lineups

>ARG1
Sarmiento vs Lanús
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/4GPWXVlS/#/match-summary/lineups

>PRY1
2 de Mayo [1] - Sportivo Luqueño 1

>>149952757
>>149952786
btw ISO is a perfect acronym because not only stands for "International Organization for Standardization" but also stands for "Isos", or "ίσος", which is Greek for "Equal"

>PRY1
2 de Mayo [1] - Sportivo Luqueño 1

>>149952864
it's reserved to paraná once we finally boot them from the union

>>149953145
>PRY1
Sportivo Luqueño red card and penalty foul against 2 de Mayo

>>149952341
Some intern got paid minimum wage to make this.

>>149953135
Nobody gives a shit.

>>149953170
I'd do it for a minimum wage, seems easy enough given the right material

>>149953135
I give a shit
wait, here it comessss arghhhh BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>ARG1
Sarmiento 0 - Lanús [1]

>>149953193
I do

>>149953237

>PRY1
2 de Mayo 1 - Sportivo Luqueño [2]

>>149953304

In the brazilian version of zootopia they had to remove monkeys.

let's not use the m word

let's use the n word

there are no ñ words

>>149953465
ñoqui

>>149953465

>>149953473
that's a food not a word

>>149953503
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ñoqui
i actually said it because of the food but it's apparently an insult as well

>>149953526
>apparently
Anon do you never get out of your room?

>>149953526
>many Argentines and Uruguayans traditionally eat ñoquis on the 29th day of every month
is this true?

>>149953553
We do it here, gnocchi day every 29th

>>149953589
that's not true, 29th is the hot flan day

>ARG1
Sarmiento 0 - Lanús [2]

>>149953642

>PRY1
2 de Mayo [2] - Sportivo Luqueño 2

>>149953672

>CHL1
Limache vs Ñublense
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/GE7Yf8d5/#/match-summary/lineups

>COL1
Tolima - Pereira
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/dtPWBOuH/#/match-summary/match-summary

>>149953686
kino

>PRY1
2 de Mayo [3] - Sportivo Luqueño 2

>>149953819

boca is not going to lose to huracan, right?

>>149952951
No Paris in the list
>>149953147
They will have to use PRN

>>149953896
huracan wins with golazo by wanchope

found a yiyo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wky_xoKuTfA?feature=share

>>149953896
they might tie

>ARG1
Sarmiento goal anulated against Lanús

>>149953993

>>149954001
Impedimento

>>149953596
I don't know if you're serious but it's a tradition in several places, you put money behind the plate and eat 7 gnocchi "nhoque" while standing up before you eat normally. It's said this way there'll always be enough money for you.

I got a burger that i know won't feel me up
it's a really good burger but it's not enough

>PRY1
Sportivo Luqueño second red card (second yellow - arguing) against 2 de Mayo

>>149954033
I got some teriyaki chicken with rice, it was pretty damn good

>COL1
Pereira red card against Tolima

>COL1
Tolima [1] - Pereira 0

>>149954171

>COL1
Tolima red card against Pereira

https://x.com/la12tuittera/status/1948825804391031249
Lema will probably stay in Boca until the end of the year, even though he will not play at all

>>149954215
based
I'd do the same

>>149954215
Argentine level septum deviation

>>149954101
Is tolima robating? I don’t think this is a red

>>149954342
idk it seems like every other match in COL1 has 2+ red cards now

>>149954323
stop making up words

>>149954215
>>149954323

>>149954437
Liga betANO

>ARG1
Unión de Santa Fe vs Tigre
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/z3UaAyi4/#/match-summary/lineups

>ARG1
Independiente Rivadavia vs Belgrano
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/YcCn1XDj/#/match-summary/lineups

https://x.com/grok/status/1948887034078396491
anulo mufa

>CHL1
Limache 0 - Ñublense [1]

>>149954729

Copa merica

brasil red card to the gk because she is a retard lol

min 35 now
0x0 vs colombia

this defesaça sounded like a gunshot, probably because of all the empty seats but still

sexo con caballas

>>149954881
don't know much about Uma Musume but i enjoy the ocasional Mambo instagram reel before going to sleep, she cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_umrMwoE_E
i aint ever touching a gacha game again though

Copa America should have different rules to adapt to the South American game desu

stats of colombia women vs brazil >women

>>149955128
those journo fuckers were promoting this meme match as a "clasico"

>>149955158
Yeah it's El Bundazo.

>>149955017
Explain

>ARG1
Unión de Santa Fe goal anulated against Tigre

>>149955211
Foul while attacking VAR review

>COL1
Pereira second red card (second yellow) against Tolima

>COL1
Atlético Nacional vs Independiente Santa Fe
https://www.flashscore.com/match/football/UgNvA2AT/#/match-summary/lineups

>>149955158
>>149955203
which country have the better shemales or more passable transwomen? i'm asking to save the name of some models and uh... troll people lol

>>149955314

>>149955206
There should be an orange card before the red card so you can aggressively tackle people and yell at the refs a little bit more. Too many reds in the South American game. Both of these games have had red cards since the 30th minute and now Paraguay are going to be the womens champs

>COL1
Atlético Nacional [1] - Independiente Santa Fe 0

>>149955708

Good night, /colapib/

>>149955544
Paraguay doesnt have a chance to go through. They're qualifying for the wacky 5th place game against Chile
As it stands the semifinals are Argentina vs Colombia and Uruguay vs Brazil

>>149955746
what? they are defeating venezuela and will surpass them

haha

anyways, lulz

Atletico de Madrid rejects fc

Santa Chimpout vs Chimpanzee btw

>ARG1
Unión de Santa Fe red card (second yellow) against Tigre

>>149955937

What the fuck is happening now

Bro thinks somethings gonna happen :skull: :skull: :peach:

>>149955730
bom noichi

you guys are going to sleep friday night lol losers
I'm going to masturbate and drink caracu smeel ya later

>>149956212
I'm making pizza

>>149955993
nothing
ever
happens

I'm just a rice 'n' beans rebel
I'll tell you no lies
They say I fart like the devil
They must be zesty and black

>>149956212
Airsoft tomorrow at 8am, I fucking hate the fags organizing it, the last thing I wanna do during the weekends is wake at the same time I go to work

>>149956478
>Airsoft
This is what they call it when a gay man farts in brazil.

>>149956212
I told my situationship to come over tomorrow and she refused. We are meeting on Sunday, it sucks

>>149956488
Sunday is family day, she's trying to lock you up.

>>149956478
>Airsoft
that sounds gay as fuck

>>149956505
Yeah, I think so too, I just want a chill woman but they seem to have all kinds of problems. Like they want me to be emotional support but I just don’t give a fuck

>>149956513
It's like paintball but they have their nails done already.

>>149956554
I know
I mean you could probably walk two blocks into rio and get the real experience, why play pretend

>>149955993
Well they are publishing screenshots of vale salcedo puta and cristian riquelme’s WhatsApp chats or some shit like that idk

>>149955993
For me? it's
>pororó

>>149956652
For us it's pururú.

>>149956652
boy I have the perfect club for you

higurashi when they fart

steamed farts

>la gorda de al lado is doing karaoke

>>149957841
Gordas love karaoke for some reason

4am. You better like this post.

>>149958502

Keep dreaming about flan, what does it mean?

>full force Botafogo v meek reserves Corinthians

Today is one for the history books

Morning lads

Time for some empanadas con picante y Coca Cola en envase de vidrio

>>149957558
i thought we were having feijoada

>Buying an decent bluetooth earphone for least than 6 trumps

Good i fucking love Umbrella land

For it's the good Ypiranga

>>149961777
No supporters
I'd rather see BraPel

>>149960710
1-0 cunnynthians
Cap this

>>149955399
Depends on what you're looking for desu

>>149952485
>Vasco and Botafogo
Sure, but it could also be Galo, Palmeiras...but ideally it should be Porto, since every BR club there is friends with another intl club

>>149951947
How prevalent is this physique in Argentina?

>>149961065
All of that just to play bad bunny.

bom chia copalib

>>149962184
I'm more on a Duran Duran mood desu

>>149959894
hot flan?

>>149946789
Here's our answer.

>>149962249
Bom chia friend. I’d kill to be that perro

we latinos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdXQucDOed8&list=RDfdXQucDOed
yeah, another lonely saturday

>>149962712
>oh no I'm handsome and rich I'm so depressed

>>149962753
maybe i should chill and swin in that river i don't know bro

>>149962774
singing your favorite led zeppelin tunes

>I will NEVER quit, only way I'm leaving is in a fucking coffin
Very based

Words, playing me deja vu
Like a radio tune, I swear I've heard before
Chill, is it something real?
Or the magic I'm feeding off your fingers

Lost, in a snow filled sky
We'll make it alright to come undone
Now we'll try to stay blind to the hope and fear outside
Hey child, stay wilder than the wind and blow me in to cry

>>149962901
that can be arranged

I wonder how many parcelas SPFC still have to pay to dani alves