Thread 149944344

gws v syd
dogs vs dosn (dogshit)

hulk hogan xd

Tits.

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>149944361
who's fred?

needed sydney to win this and they get heemed in the first 15 seconds fucks sake

300+ bodycount between them

4, 2, 1, 3

someone just said dishappy.. that isnt a word

>still no hulkster op
faggot retard you had one job

>>149944365
Aunty Fred to you, wajala dog

my anxiety
my anxiety
my anxiety

>>149944365
michael frederick

3 > 2 > 4 > 1

>The Kid LAROI's parents are Nick and Sloane Howard. His parents were musicians, with his father, Nick, working as a music producer and sound engineer, and his mother, Sloane, working as a talent manager. They separated when he was young, and his mother played a significant role in his upbringing and the early stages of his music career

>Nick Howard:
>The Kid LAROI's father, is a music producer and sound engineer who has worked with Australian artists like Bardot and Delta Goodrem. He also briefly pursued a recording career himself.

>Sloane Howard:
>His mother, was a talent manager and record executive. She managed artists like Popstars winner Scott Cain. She also played a key role in The Kid LAROI's early career, managing him and even launching a talent agency. His mother's family is from the Gamilaraay (or Kamilaroi) Indigenous Australian people, and he adopted "Laroi" as part of his stage name to honour his heritage.

Self made man indeed.

Soon....

>>149944344 (OP)
Need gas wife NOW

>>149944384
nice

my anxiedihh

>>149944344 (OP)
Those chicks get progressively hotter from left to right.

>gas
isn't this what reddit calls the giants?

>>149944389
i can't really separate 2-4 desu and i'd say 1 is only slightly lower

Heeney = gun

>>149944401
You oughta know sweetie

isuck peeney

>>149944410
yes because i use reddit lol good joke
i don't even know who replies to who in those threads
its so confusing

>kid laroi
never heard of him

So why there two games on at the same time?

>>149944370
>>149944389
>>149944404
Now do the front row in >>149944382.

4 of the last 5 teams that giants played and won against are teams that sydney need to beat (cats, lions, bombers, iggs). if swans can beat giants, then they could beat all those teams

>>149944422
her*

>>149944423
Maybe it's abo round or something

>>149944423
doesnt bother anyone on a saturday or sunday?

There aren't enough blowouts today

Quints

>>149944423
>>149944440
this is only a problem when it's not two good games

>>149944446
Essendon guy just blew out his hamstring. Happy?

every game is a humilation ritual for essendon..

suck shit you brown cunt

It's time to start a dialogue

>>149944370
4 >> 1 > 3 > 2

why do players raise their finger like that after a goal
cricket reference?

>>149944476
Big Vettel fans growing up.

>halfway into the second and dosn are already down by 6 goals
yet dogs won't make finals, two cringe clubs

Toby Greene being an absolute grub
who would have guessed

>>149944500
They'll knock Hawthorn out of the eight.

my goal celebration would be doing the sign of the cross and then getting fined by the AFL

>>149944507
All-Australian Captain Toby Greene?

kwab essendon injuries kek

I would celebrate by high-fiving teammates, perhaps the crowd too if it were an important goal late in a match from the boundary or goal line.

i think about how i'd celebrate goals wayyy too much

I would stick a finger up my bum and get a little bit of poo and then wipe it on myself

>>149944344 (OP)
Not a single looker of the bunch

really dislike cunts who can't kick goals

kwab warner

so when is juh contracted to?

>Lose some weight
>Go down in undie size
>The width of the underneath fabric between legs is now narrower so the nuts always fall out
How do lanklets deal with this?

Warner's hairline is beyond grim. Like a giga Shannon Hurn

why has the warner is gay posting dropped off but the daicos is gay posting continued? is it because warner plays a respectable brand of football?

>>149944564
didnt he sign an extension last year
regardless he's gone at the end of the year probably to sydney

dosn MUST have a priority pick

>>149944583
Shouldn't he go to a place without outlaw bikies/leb crime gangs?
Send him to Port Adelaide.

you're a clanger, harry!

>>149944592
Essendon's list isn't complete shit, it's just 2/3 of their starting team is out injured.
They should be allowed Hird + Dank for a year to recover.

is female short for feminine male?

Sick of these bogan fuckheads and their shaved sides

>>149944573
You wearing trunks or briefs?

ash mcgrath number 1 pick half back flanker

>>149944620
Trunks.

Every single afl player has a penis

>>149944626
Don't know then. Haven't had that problem.

>>149944625
based goal after the siren haha

feelin good

>>149944626
Get a reliable brand.

bumrah is bowling!! best bowler ever

i have been jerked awake by my nuts moving around at night

I hate Step One ads but I rate their underwear. It's all I wear now

>>149944693
v good undies. some cunt here called them undies for fat cunts once.

>>149944674
why do they commercialise and make a parody of our tradesman culture that began at the Eureka stockade 1854?

>>149944680
*chucking

>>149944719
delete this bastard bitch

I don't get droopy nuts anymore. something happened a few years ago. it's like they're cold all the time. anyone else get this? only sometimes when I'm super hot and relaxed will they be swinging.

>>149944472
4 is the clear cut number one but 1 in second?

I will literally die in the next minute if I don't have a fat japanese girlbutt on my face

will is NOT wayward

>>149944745
Quick, take this!

that was longer than a minute rip anon

I woke up one day and my voice was super deep, like it had finally broken and I'd become a black man. Didn't have a sore throat or anything, just a super deep voice.
It faded away and reverted to being high pitched again a after a few days.

It's hard to keep going on knowing what could've been.

>>149944730
probably eating too much goysloppa

sydney should have like 3 more goals

>>149944730
Based fatcunt.

I dont care about either of these games

>>149944745
>>149944757
Lanky girls are better.

>>149944788
I don't eat any fast food but I don't eat well
>>149944801
I weigh 65 kgs

>>149944809
That's why you put a multi on each game to keep your interest. It's how most afl watchers enjoy the game.

>>149944823
Do not get it twisted, do not gamble. Do not start gambling. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even, you won't win. You won't do any of that, you understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life.

>>149944816
>I weigh 65 kgs
Based midget (dwarf?).

>>149944809
I need sydney to win for my own peem's sake but i give 0 fucks about the dogs beating another shithouse team

I weigh 50kg, approaching late 20s
Could outrun you meatheads

Do yous blokes have a favourite element from the periodic table?

>>149944835
Need chatgpt to give /afl/ an anti gambling message in the style of Dr. Seuss.

ynr when everyone was talking about 'scorebugs'

>>149944730
Yeah, that's me. Only dangle on hot days anymore. It's just your body ensuring your sperm stays at the right temperature. Weird because there's supposed to dangle more as your age but mine are still like I'm 15.

>>149944848
For me, it's Br

>>149944847
Better a meathead than a methhead.

pretty soft 50 desu

>outrunning a methhead
unironically close to impossible

Go Swannies. Wanted them to win but thought it would be closer. They are well on top.

I never really got how the adult boxes worked in cricket. The kid's boxes had more room.

wat were da odds of a win before the game?

>swans win and fuck gws' percentage
best possible outcome for me

id rather be an ectomorph meth head over some endomorph meat head any day of the week

>>149944878
bout $2.60, nothing crazy

>>149944847
based ancient greyhound

>>149944878
i think swans were at like 2.3 to giants 1.6?

>>149944848
N

swans winning their last 5 games and making the 8 would be crazy

>>149944848
I

>>149944898
that takes them to 14 wins which isn't guaranteed right
it'd be interesting though

>>149944898
they did a crazy run like that a few years back

>>149944848
Mercury

>>149944898
you were saying?

>>149944906
i'm hoping that they also get their % up a small amount, with essendon getting more injuries today i'm hoping that the swans can capitalise

the music is a bit unnecessary don't you think?

*chimes in once a quarter when a player goes off injured or gets subbed*
*gets paid six figures*

>>149944908
2023 was it? won 4/5
also looking at that ladder they made it on 12 wins which is 2-3 minimum lower than 8th this year which is crazy

>>149944812
giwtwm

tonight's kino: DNJR-139

>>149944393
Lol?

>>149944929
completely

>>149944930
desu most of the male one's aren't much better

>>149944898
>Essendon
Yes
>Brisbane - Gabba
Lol no
>Geelong - SCG
Sure
>West Coast - Perth
Yes.

If they can get over Brisbane then it's definitely doable.

Looking at this angle we can see the arse has been TOUCHED just before leaving the train

wow i misused an apostrophe haven't done that in years

Leek Aleer aged 19

that was a disgusting goal

How did that curl back? lol

what the fuck was that kick by papley kek looked shithouse

bend it like papley heyy

>>149944889
People respect bigger, burlier men a whole a lot more than they do little meth head looking skinny twink 'men'.

lol what a mad lil cunt

>>149944716
humiliation ritual and infantilisation op

I don't respect anyone

>>149944938
I was thinking 2017, they won 12 of their last 13.

Could youse stand 24 hours in a locked house with Papley, Maynard and Baz?

>>149944992
Nah, my legs would get tired.

*play 2 games and amass 7 disposals for the year*
*gets paid six figures*

How much nose beer is there on tap?

>>149944784
you can train for a deep voice. that's what voice-over actors do.

vic cucks be like, the sydney DARBY lmaooooooooooooooooooo

>>149944997
isn't he getting delisted end of year thoughbeit

>>149944889
>ectomorph
>endomorph
Isn't this shit just to do with body fat and muscle %?

I thought it'd be like the fridge, hourglass, triangle, etc type bodies that women have but it all reads like: Low fat, low muscle - low fat, high muscle - high fat, high muscle.

What do players whisper in their ears when they tackle another player

don't care abuout these games. making roast chicken with cauliflower gnocchi.

>>149945010
hopefully

>>149945019
sweet nothings

imagine being so shit you can't even get a game for west coast

>>149945005
What

essendon are a joke

why are there no teams with green?

>>149945010
God it would be demoralising to be a senior player in your mid 20s delisted by THAT Eagles team.

what triggered cantgainweightsperg?

>>149945019
>yeahhh got you mate harrr harr i fucken got you you like that yeah cunt yeahhh haha

>>149945033
vic cucks be like, the sydney DARBY lmaooooooooooooooooooo

>>149945016
no it's a lot to do with genetics
some people are just naturally lanky while others are naturally wide

>>149945016
It's fatty cope to justify being less fit than others.

>>149945037
The grass is green cunt

>>149945037
There is now. Tassie.

>>149945037
tasmania
freo (formerly)

>>149945047
What

Tasmania isn't happening chuds

Papua is happening

GWS must win this and they will.

wtf that bint calling the sydney game at the ground sounds psycho

>>149945081
Please watch my sport.

just made this one up
toby small peen

AFL will die, NRL will decline to a regional niche minor meme league, Soccer will dominate.

>>149945081
Too many teams already.

Naughton on coleman watch?

LOL
>he's looking overweight
>lets see how he goes in the second half

>Greene fined for body shaming Fatley
kek

>>149945037
Was a rare and expensive dye in the 1800s

GWS need a GPS to find the ball lol

>>149945064
Why would you think that? Liberal retained their split while Labor lost ground so Rockliff will just request to recommission his government. If not enough crossbenchers go for it for whatever reason they'll still be able to form government. Those independents that are against it will still need to work with the Liberal government to get what they want so they'll concede to the stadium in exchange for other shit. It's happening.

Dick Flakey
Bong pap smearly
Jizzy Hoesgan

i've seen nate caddys mums tits

split my o ring pushing out a whopping dosn earlier

>>149945130
I wish I'd seen them in my mouth.

they need to let prozzies into the locker rooms at half time to boost player moral just like the old days

I haven't even switched over to the Dons game at half time. I've just got the ads on.

>>149945124
The major parties should simply refuse to compromise on anything.

>>149945139
All players are homosexual nowadays, they just use the rookies

getting to the point where it's going to be cheaper to buy a new car than try repair my shitbox

Why do they show these faggot remittance ads during the breaks? How many jeets actually watch the footy?

100m is on.

do you fellas ever meet up with your mates and kick the footy around?
i don't have any friends so i can't do this

>>149945152
You can't in a minority government. Has to be give and take to get anything passed.

just watched some bird get her minge cut on sbs and it was better than the footy

was hoping the bombers would rough up the bulldogs a bit to help my swans

>>149945203
Last time I kicked the footy with mates I sprained my ankle marking on the lead. Getting old sucks.

flicking through random youtube videos like an adhd freak during half time

>>149945228
dons couldn't rough up a kookaburra with sandpaper

>>149945237
lmao how old are you and was alcohol involved?

dogs only know how to beat up on the bad teams

look i don't wanna be that guy, but you guys got your flu shots yeah?

>>149945246
this
waste your time team i call em

>>149945247
no but i got the flu haha

New to afl and bit of a noob question: do you post slags?

>>149945245
40 but I was in my 30s at the time and yes.

>>149945259
No, we're a Christian general.

>>149945217
Just work with the opposition instead

>>149945159
enough about aflw

>>149945259
No only welcome to country

>>149945259
Slags are encouraged.

>>149945259
see
>>149944382

phew, lucky they scheduled that second game, otherwise this competition may have been seen as a complete farce

jej

>>149945282
Angela white, the Gary Ablett jr of pornstars

>>149945282
fat

>>149945282
loved her work with Manuel Ferrara

Manuel Ferrara is an incel

Crips Tobes

>watching a kiwi feed of the footy
>ads are all for kfc

>>149945321
He's married with children and has sex with three different women a week for "work". But he is a fat, spergy weeb.

Manuel Ferrara can't even pull his foreskin back.

David rodeddit

pornography is revolting

>knowing porn stars by name
>knowing male porn stars by name

BANG

SHOOTOUT

ding ding

QUICK RESPONSE

>Finally going to be a 100+ win
KINO

do you blokes watch footy or nah

>>149945381
NOT YET IT HASN'T

The Showdown is legitimately the only worthwhile rivalry in the game right now

>>149945296
She does have a bit of a man body.

I'm considering coming out as a foot fetishist to my family

>>149945396
Same but homosexual

>>149945381
Dogs are the ultimate flat track bullies. They'll have a percentage of like 135 after tonight despite not being in the 8 and having won like 1 game against top 8 opponents.

>>149945321
>>149945330
>>149945335
How big is his hog?

told mum I like taking it in the arse once while I was drunk

>>149945396
They don't want to know that. Just let them think you're normal.

can't imagine ever being drunk around my family

Dog keeps ripping some nasty farts

bombers are on

*click click*

i thought anthonymcdonaldtipungwutiplayingfooty retired

>>149945416
>Just let them think you're normal.
They don't think he's normal, they think he's gay and is just afraid of coming out. Mumza thinking you're a fag is probably better than finding out you're a footfag.

absolute 5head play by Toby Greene

>snap to the boundary
kek

Bit in this game

Where my dogs at?

>>149945414
she probably thinks you're gay now

fuckkkk the shitney swans are going to lose after getting my hopes up

how many bomber fans are going to fap or beat their misses tonight to de-stress?

>>149945479
sydney swans more like shitney iykwim haha

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That is utterly pathetic defence. Kill the ball, you fucking retards.

Sick of teams easing up in the last quarter in blowouts.

You ripper!

my swans are going to blow it

that was a nice heads up goal

>>149945524
based the swans 25 season in march

>>149945524
more like the shitney swans iykwim haha

fucking shitney

my swasns are getting raped right now

>>149945524
Very predictable.

Swans have completely fallen apart.

Why do gws have a decent number of fans there but gold coast can't fill a bus with their fans

>>149945566
Disgusting Ir*sh face and head

Imagine if a team were nicknamed the anal rapists

>>149945603
GC fans prefer to drive.

What the hell kind of kick is that? Lay up to a 4 on 1. Couldn't have picked a worse option. Fucking dumb cunts.

Bont looks real oily.

riley west is 182cm but looks like an ultra midge

>>149945634
182cm is ultra midge.

>>149945628
Oiled shoulders are the sure sign of a fraud

Is this a shellacking or more of a drubbing?

Don't mind this bridge battle this

gonna give this triple j countdown a go tomorrow but if I hear a song released after about 2009 I'm out

>>149945657
It'll be a close finish but it hasn't even been a contest this quarter.

Lmao dogshitney have already blown their lead and it's still the third quarter! What a worthless fucking irrelevant team KEK

>>149945646
182cm is 6 feet retard

let me guess, all you have is your height and nothing else? lol

vic cucks be like, the sydney DARBY lmaooooooooooooooooooo

>>149945655
This is a shellacking, DRUBBINGs are >100

>>149945655
Thinking a glazing by the umps.

doing no fap and then going out to look at sluts is a good use of time and effort

Swans are cooked.

>>149945669
True but the goal kicking has been above par

>>149945675
>rounding up to claim 6'
Holy cope.

>>149945675
>182cm is 6 feet retard
182 is 5'11.

>>149945697
There was a shitney fan in here last week who genuinely thought his retarded team would finish top 8 lol

>>149945708
5'11.5"

>>149945669
I take this back. Won't be a close finish. GWS will have a 10 goal win at this rate.

>Giants are now 16 ahead
Swans choking? Weren't they up by like 30?

Take it to /fit/ you autistic children

sydney fucking wasting everyone's time yet again fucking hell

>GWS 10 of the last 11 goals
Kek

how fucking good is the bont

>>149945708
>>149945707

>nooo you cant just claim to be near my height, my height is what makes me unique and speshul!! i have nothing else going for me you cant do this!!

wish i went on omegle more back when it was up only did it like twice

>>149945723
35. 57 point swing and there's still 3 minutes left in the quarter.

Lads, Brown just posted

>>149945738
>claiming 6ft
What a fraud.

>A shock Jack Silvagni defection to Collingwood is said to be “moving closer to a reality” than even two days ago.
>The Magpies are eyeing defensive reinforcements for next season, as Jeremy Howe nears a career conclusion.

uhhh... LMAO??

>>149945755
He'd be a good get.

>brown one is brown
Heh

>>149945736
no one is watching that game mate

>Bont = Malteasers
>Dunkley = Oreos
>Liberatore = Toblerone
Dogs names sound like choccies galore

not posting my multi win lest i get bullied

Imagine being 6 foot and still looking as short as rhylee west does on a footy field. Your height is the only thing going for you. And you are still mogged. lmao!!

>>149945758
>Battle of the Bridge
>Builds the Sydney Harbour Bridge with the score worm
KINO

>>149945778
How high are you?

>>149945778
Dunkley hasn't been a Dog for three years.

why am i alive

>>149945758
>Sydney house prices, 1990-2025

>>149945786
Still time for a few more players to injure themselves and ruin next year's preseason.

>>149945783
Also gets paid a lot more than me

>Had the VC on Bont
>>149945791
>>149945793
VERY high

>VC on Bont
>Can't take his 170 because I'm retarded and have the C on Grundy
Fucking dickhead. Someone kill me for being a fucking retard.

>>149945804
every man and his dog had the vc on bont lol

If T1 Faker played AFL what team would he play for?

dinner arrived

>>149945794
To shit post in an anime enthusiast forum monitored by feds

>>149945794
To do the will of your Father in heaven.

shitty tattoos and probably a ton of stds

>>149945813
Not a feminine body.

>>149945813
mirin' the v taper

may as well fuck a bloke at that point, disgusting gym faggot

>>149945813
eyes are a bit weird

>>149945813
I don't know if I'm aroused or disgusted.

>>149945813
weird asian alien type
still would though

>>149945809
SHUT UP, JUST... Shut up! Let me have this one good thing in life

>>149945833
based limp wristed low test anime watching terminally online beta incel cuck

>>149945847
>projecting

>>149945814
>>149945815
ok

Is Jesse Hogan related to Hulk Hogan?

>>149945813
If you’ve got the upper body but don’t have the lower body you got a problem

>>149945868
Doing it for you, brother.

>>149945813
not arousing at all

hogan, savage, cena and bruno - all italian

>>149945882
Normally like the lanky calves but they look too thin given her thick thighs.

>>149945813
How do I get this physique?

>>149945897
meth and yum cha

Lads, Jesse just posted

Is it derby or darby

>>149945809
I dont even have bont in my team

>conceding 10 fucking goals to 1 and the game isn't even over
embarrassing
at least i'll get my tip right

Hogan just posted, brother.

forgot about the interstate match

Lads, Jake just posted

swans will win

based Tobes knew Fatley would fall apart

Since round 17 I am 28/30 tips

>>149945937
no legs, had to activate their sub like 30 seconds in

>>149945946
Freddy got fingered

>>149945946
so many five heads my god

>>149945946
me on the ground in a cfnm dom sesh

>>149945946
Naked Gun 33 1/3

>>149945948
And Hamling did his hammy. They've got 3 on the bench. They're not coming back.

Cadman is hot

>>149945958
Never really got the appeal of that one.

>Someone in these threads was calling Cadman a bust
Talk about going too early.

>>149945946
>Haha Anon are you cold or something? OMG look girls its shrinking even more!

>>149945946
Amelie. The answer is always Amelie.

Ugly blondes terrify me more than the hottest brunettes

>>149945970
I've seen one good cfnm scene where two bosses bully their employees, strip them and force them to fuck their asses while they mock them but that's the only good one. As hot as it was not good enough to make it a fetish for me.

Three 6+ bags kicked tonight

>>149945946
only 1 or 2 natural blondes in that entire pic

>>149945946
>All those hoop earrings
Chance for some gore training incidents.

10 (TEN) unanswered goals

not even the most decedent pagan societies had female athletes

>>149946004
Pathetic. And Swans will now have the cue in the rack for the rest of the season now that it's officially over.

>check to see who kicked the goals v dosn after the game
>picrel
wew

>>149946013
the notion of athlete is a consumer product inherent to capitalism and judaism

>>149946022
The real TWIN TOWERS.

>>149946022
its so easy to stat pad against essendon

>>149945946
Trois Couleurs: Rouge

>>149946031
wtf merrett to st kilda

Why has Gulden been so shit tonight? Usually uses it so well.

>>149946029
""athletes"" are a product of Hellenism though if you really take it back to its origins

The second half has been real finals like football. Could've been a grandfinal.

>>149946038
Now he could be injured, so there goes any hope of him polling votes and therefore seeing any Grace Scott this year :(

>>149946038
because shitney suck

hope there's some final siren biff

>>149946045
wrong, 'sport' then was a community affair; now, it is a product

lol

It's been almost nothing but slurpers since the byes, shit football in general

finna smoke some weed

Don't like beer and not particularly fond of beef steak.

think it would be more interesting if you lost a point if you kicked a behind

>>149946058
it was always a product for the low iq masses, even back then.

>>149946079
wrong

>>149946038
daicos exposed him

Toby Nostradamus

Not that it matters now but Briggs has gotten away with holding Grundy in the ruck contest all night.

>>149946109
he gave away like 3 frees in the first

>>149946113
Watching this on mute is the way.

What Friday night kino to watch?

Swans chokejob responsible for the failed multi
No matter, this was the bonus multi anyway

>>149946159
Do not get it twisted, do not gamble. Do not start gambling. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even, you won't win. You won't do any of that, you understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life.

>>149946113
She should've used a thinner microphone. I can't self insert as that.

>>149946159
Lachie Ash was nowhere near 20 possessions tonight either which was strange.

Castlevania games are better than expected

lachie ash is fucking shit

What the fuck is the point of toe rings?

>>149946205
Why would you think they're no good? Which one are you playing?

>>149946246
Makes their feet look cute. Same with ankle bracelets.

What the fuck is the point of clothes?

>>149946248
Didn’t think they were bad, I’m a fan of Metroid & just didn’t expect them to be as good. playing gba aria of sorrow on a 3ds. Have order of ecclesia as well but haven’t played yet, which do you recommend?

>>149946168
I win money consistently betting on footy, the only reason you wouldn’t if you actually watch the game is lack of discipline

>>149946272
crisp carrie bickmore

toe rings are kino

imagine a concentration camp museum but instead of a pile of jew shoes on display its tradies boots and tools

I love artistically inclined women but I don't like arthoes

>>149946258
Anklets are fine. Toe rings look ridiculous.

>>149946272
To keep you warm and cover your special bits

>>149946287
>tattoos

footfags have low self esteem

Real grim looking back on all the women I could have fucked but didn’t

>>149946275
Symphony of the Night, obviously. Those two you've got probably next best along with Dawn of Sorrow. Super Castlevania definitely worth playing albeit it's not in the same vein as the others.

>>149946277
Can you post your account wagered/won?

Wish I was a footfag you could just spend the day at public pool and it would be like a strip club

>>149946287
She looks like she smells bad.

looking back at all the females that liked me in the past but not realising it at the time is grim

>>149946364
meant public school

>>149946371
Could be worse. You could know that those girls like you but you were always too shy to do anything about it.
Now THAT would be pathetic haha, could you imagine aha?

>>149946388
Especially when they’d put you obvious positions to make a move but you’d just freeze up haha ha

I need my fat slutty asscheeks spanked red

>>149946371
>Lying in bed trying to go to sleep
>Start remembering all the times I didn't make a move when the option was there and would've been reciprocated

>>149946412
Why?

>Lying in bed trying to go to sleep
>pooped on

>>149946355
Yeah forsure just don’t have a ps1 emulator set up for symphony. Will get dawn as well

>>149946432
yep i now remember when i was in year 7 or 8 i had heaps of girls that liked me and i didn't do anything, by year 9 went full gamer and porn addict mode and ruined my life.

why would you post that?

>>149946388
At least they didn't make a move and you panicked and rejected them haha.

>>149946371
>>149946388
>>149946432
Sad!

>>149946411
Haha how pathetic aha what a loser haha...

>>149946462
Haha even this what sort of pathetic dweeb would do this lol aha...

>>149946462
Fuark..

on school camp a girl told me her friend wants to go out with me and i was too scared to give a yes or no answer and after about an hour she told me she was just joking anyway

Part of my always thought they would be flirty because they knew it made me uncomfortable

No woman has ever been romantically interested in me

>>149946499
this

>>149946499
same

>>149946481
>she told me she was just joking anyway
It was always a ruse. You protected yourself.

I like to watch women shit, piss and fart

I wish my ex’s socials weren’t all private

I'm a big fat worthless drunken pisshead

One morning some girl/s put letters in everyone's lockers
Some were love letters, but mine just said something along the lines of keep being awesome aha

>>149944344 (OP)
4 3 1 2

One of the girls I turned down put a hex on me to be alone forever if I'm not with her

I’m the best person at table tennis here

>>149946532
kek

I woke up before 12pm today

>>149946563
Romantic desu

>>149946585
onya sport

>>149946481
you could be marred to your childhood sweetheart. shame!

>>149946563
i fingered hex in a melbourne nightclub in 2011

when you hurt my friends
then you hurt my pride

>>149946629
Based Tanner Bruhn.

>>149946308
buningswaffen finna snap after too many deadshit tradies fail to show their tradie license

when your try your best but your hair recedes

the amount of attention women gave me when i was shredded was kinda blackpilling

>>149946648
Hair loss insecurity is really only an American thing, whose vain cultural cancer has spread to other Western nations. Hair loss is an Americanist issue.

>>149946668
It wasn't just that for me, EVERYONE treats you differently.

Women are gay as fuck lmao. For me? It's big hairy muscular blokey blokes

>>149946677
yes mr sherman everything is american

>>149946683
yeah true. it's like living in a different world all of a sudden.

what's your highest ever weight?

nick daicos

>>149946723
top weight was 85 currently 69

>tea app was storing all users pics and ids on unencrypted webfacing storage with zero authentication
>dox their own entire userbase
lol
lmao
fucking heh

Apparently the Bourke street mall massacre was a false flag

>>149946723
maybe 83 or so, ~79-80 atm
i hate eating and putting on weight but that's still more than i used to weigh after actively trying to gain weight
>>149946750
very funny, almost seems deliberate

Think the only family member who didn't molest me growing up was my grandmother

>>149946723
about 78. currently 60 and weak as piss

>>149946723
highest i ever weighed myself was 113kg but my max could've been 115-120+ for all i know.
been as low as 74 when i was fasting all the time and taking the ketopill.
currently 85 at about 16% bodyfat.

putting together a suit against the afl as I no longer have any fingers after all these nail-biters they keep putting on

128kg lowest is 72kg

>>149946755
the schizo guy doing the doeys? the fuck was his problem

Fuck you, you don’t know what it’s like
To be so messed up that you hope that you die
When you're over your life and you know that you might
Put a knife to your throat as you cry but I chose to survive
'Cause I think I could focus and try more
Don’t wanna die from emotions I hide
You couldn’t care that I’m broken inside
You just poke and provoke till the moment's arrived
Why? Why you gotta do this to me?
You're choosin' to be so abusive and mean
Refusin' to leave till my brain has been taken
You’re basically placin' the noose on the beam
Everybody wants that according to you
No more torment, Jordan, we're through
No more talkin', the door has been shut
I’m ignorin' it, just like you taught me to do
Goodbye

>>149946782
why do you hate food cantgainweightsperg?

>>149946750
So it's already been hacked? Has the info been dumped anywhere?

>>149946779
Why the hell did everyone molest you?

>>149946750
>tea app
?

>>149946824
got sick, lost the weight, don't workout
nothing against food, food rocks

bit wet

>>149946846
yeah it's already out. the script is on x if you want to grab them all fresh yourself. can't be arsed me.

>>149946814
Scene: inside the supermarket, by a bevy of bays containing different varieties of apples, and bunches of bananas on the end.

PETERS: Where better to begin then at the bottom of the pyramid?—
EMI: I thought bread was at the bottom?
PETERS: —Fruit is better.
[addressing OLI] All on you, mate.
Pick whatever one—or ones—you want.
OLI: Quite a ‘groce’ perversion of fruit picking, I must say…
[considering his options] Which one looks most alluring to you, Emi?—
It's apples and apples to me.—
EMI: How about th-
OLI: —And before you make your choice: I prithee
to recall what happened the last time a
woman got involved with curating fruit.—
EMI: In that case-
OLI: —So be very careful when deciding.
EMI: -In that case I choose the green ones.
[OLI throws up a granny smith apple from the mound in front of him and holds it before his face, scrutinising it.]
OLI: Alas—I don't know… they're a bit tart.
EMI: A bit what?—and I’ll have you know
my name is Emily, thank you very much!
OLI: No—I mean the apples are tart, Emily thank you very much.
[Throws down the apple.]
Have you any sweeter recommendations?
(But not as sweet as Emily—thank you very much.)

Wanted to get some gardening done this weekend but I guess it’ll be too cold and wet haha oh well

>>149946893
EMI: Cor, how about those other ones!—I forget what they're called—
OLI: “Apples…”
EMI: —They’re like half red and half yellow and they're really sweet and juicy.
OLI: …Those are oranges, Emily-thank-you-very-much.
EMI: No, I'm talking about apples!
OLI: Well whatever it is you're describing is orange.
PETERS: I think she's referring to pink ladies…
OLI: Pink!? Let’s not be silly; there's no such thing as a pink apple!
—The only pink fruit I know of are strawberries.
EMI: Strawberries aren't pink you bloody idiot!
OLI: No, but their taste is pink.
And speaking of:—
fie on this stolid, starchy pork-stuffing!—
I’ve decided I wanna buy berries
instead—raspberries or something like that.
[The conversation moves over to the chilled bay of the fresh produce section, where the berries are situated.]
OLI: Cold winds do keep the darling buds of… all-year-round;—
straw, blue, rasp, mul, black, cloud, and all the rest—
envies of every other plant on the planet—
and many a confectionery factory too.
Tell me—I dare you—is there anything
that tastes better than a berry, Emily—
EMI: Nup, I d-
OLI: —thank you very much?
EMI: I don't think so!
…Although peaches are alright, too.
OLI: Peaches are honorary berries, so they don’t count…
Honestly—the more I think about it,
the more I wonder why I would, or should,
ever eat a non-berry fruit again…
[OLI leans over to pick up a punnet of raspberries, but suddenly stops upon noticing the price per.]
On seconds thoughts: apples are good enough.

>>149946863
new roastie app that lets them "anonymously" drop dirt on dudes they've fucked as a "warning" to other roasties. currently the number one app in the apple store.

>>149946864
vaxx status?

Gyms are for faggots and women

>>149946926
first round of Astrazenica gave me diabetes

>>149946916
tbf, they're all dud roots, especially david brokenshire of irymple VIC

girl programmers. girl's have no value of privacy because they don't grow up getting their privates eyeballed at a urinal. to them data its all fair game because they never been hurt by malicious rumours being spread about characteristics of theyre genitalia

Swanbros, I think it’s over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47P3bzefCVI

the quintessential song of 2007

>>149946723
About 84, down to 77 now, aiming for 68ish

>>149946939
Women don't need gyms, but I recommend fitness studios (ie, pilates, aerobics, spin classes, etc). Any man into recreational bodybuilding is a faggot, yes.

women everywhere are taking the pawgpill and that requires 2-3 glute days at the gym
it's fucking amazing
sticc enjoyers on the ropes

>>149947072
Cardiobunnies are better

>>149947080
not for me i'm an arseman

>>149947089
Okay, each to their own

i like a woman that looks well fed

is it true zoomers don't know how to torrent?

>>149947162
Apparently this is true

I actually had a decent face at my lowest weight but I’m a KHV sperg and being slightly above average in looks won’t improve my life

if you are not lifting weights you're a fucking retard

>>149947221
your*

>>149947221
Yes, invest in your appearance for validation from others like a faggot and woman.

I’m literally never masturbating again

>>149947221
Oh yeah? Why's that smart guy?

I prefer bodyweight exercises.

>>149947162
most of them don't even know how to use a file explorer
imagine if they tried to use a CLI iykwim haha

I wish i was nerdy and smart

>>149947221
I suffer from chronic nerve pain you arsehole

I just want to die die die . I'm just so sad all the time

Darwin and Canberra led unit price growth this quarter, with median unit prices in Darwin jumping 5.6 per cent to an eight-year high of $388,169. Median unit prices in Canberra increased 4.6 per cent to $610,752 — their highest value in nearly two years.

>>149947221
I invariably get injured every time I try after a few months, even after extensive PT guidance. Heavy weight training simply does not agree with my body. It's not for everyone.

>>149947297
stronger, more vitality, more disciplined, denser bones, better metabolic health, better body composition, better cardio, increased test levels, less injury prone, better joint health, improved mood, increased confidence and self esteem, lower stress levels, better sleep, more attractive, better social status, enhanced sex drive, better mobility, more resilient to physical demands, more capable to defend yourself, less likely to be seen as a potential victim by hostile actors etc etc

>>149947428
based ego lifter

>>149947457
Not even, I always was extremely cautious, only increasing weight when I am absolutely sure it's wise to

>wise
>hires PTs
lol, lmao even

>>149947428
was the same for me whenever i was chasing strength numbers with compound lifts in 4-6 rep range. unless you want to be a powerlifter there is really no point to doing that shit. stick to 10-15 even 20 reps and you'll be fine unless you form is complete doodoo.
or choose exercises you don't get your shit snapped up on. like i can add weight to my bench so quickly but as soon as i progress above 100kg my left ac joint flares up. so i don't bench anymore. simple as.

>>149947440
r/ThatHappened

>>149947440
All of this can apply to bouldering with equal validity.

>>149947440
What a load of fucking bullshit

>>149947699
trip on zachy
>>149947711
trip on jarryd fatto

Stupid fat neek

Brehs...

fuck off

>>149947249
>not being a fat ugly spastic is feminine

>>149947948
Based disingenuous strawman poster

signing up for the gym lads

>>149947884
>22 positive effects
>b-but 3 technically aren't true
>those 3 are true if you're not retarded
i fucking hate how much they cucked AI

the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn5HGgjDsXA&ab_channel=w0zr0b

>>149948095
All yours mate.

FUCKING FAGGOTS

Shotty not making the thread tomoz

Just finished aria of sorrow, got the true ending but fuck me took ages I barely had like two potions on me

>>149949753
did u emulate

cheeky hahn golf ad girl gf

iggs

10 AM and I have not coomed yet