Thread 149953162

Derby Day
>the story so far
Hawthorn 13.7 (85) def Carlton 9.7 (61)
Essendon 7.8 (50) def by Western Bulldogs 22.11 (143)
GWS Giants 15.12 (102) def Sydney Swans 8.10 (58)

>Today
Gold Coast Suns vs Brisbane Lions @ Carrara 13:20
Fremantle vs West Coast Eagles @ Perth Stadium 14:15
Kangaroos vs Geelong Cats @ Docklands 19:35
Adelaide Crows vs Port Power @ Adelaide Croval 19:40
all times local

Derby/Showdown/Pineapple grapple day

>>149953162 (OP)
not showing the time zone peak least coast shattered thread

iggs

afl really planned an entertaining day but then slipped norf v cats in the middle

I planned an entertaining day with your mum

fuck the "le western derby", irrelevant teams and irrelevant state.

he's jealous nobody cares about his teams manufactured rivalry

>>149953352
proof?

>>149953388
>worst coast
literally the worst team of the afl era
>fred
>is fred
>worstern pozzstralia
good for nothing but selling dirt to chinks

BOILING

kill yourself sandcoper

RUSTLED

Good morning alf

>>149953661
morning legend

ok let me just do this age verification first

can't wait to see some meme flags with an intimate knowledge of afl

>>149953773
>implying anyone here has intimate knowledge of afl

This year ive watched the least amount of footy for as long as I can remember.

Simply bored by it of late.

one day till nick daicos

i was watching a lot of footy early this year until it became clear that everyone except brisbane, collingwood, and geelong is shit and won't be contending for the flag

>>149953906
do you have comprehension problems?

my swasn choked as per usual, just earlier than than that day in September as is their usual.

>>149953941
You forgot Adelaide who are literally going to finish minor premiers and most in form team in the comp

Reckon they smack Collingwood in a few weeks too

>>149953943
no but stu ming may

>>149953943
is your post not implying that everyone here will be using VPNs with various flags to post here, hence "some meme flags"

>the swans are the best team outside the 8 and deserve to play fin-ACK
kek get back down with carlton

>>149953951
adelaide are still pretenders and flat-track bullies, they were gifted one of the easiest draws in the comp because they were shit last year, they won't be contending for the flag

these two teams dont like each other super saturday

>>149953968
They win their first final, at home, they are into a prelim. Then all bets are off. They could unironically go all the way.
Pies are falling off. Cats aren't that good. Brisbane have been up and down.

Crows won't lose another game before finals. Yeah they have had a piss easy draw but it's played them into red hot form. It's incredibly hard to stop their forward line, and their issues were with defence which has massively tightened up and now one of the best in the league.

If they smash hawks and pies in the next few weeks will he a huge indication they can easily go all the way because they will be playing 2 home finals.

>>149953955
no it wasn't I was implying ex-pat aussies will post here in the future who have an intimste knowldege of the game nincompoop

Did those poofta's over on Reddit make it so I can't view comments unless I sign up and log in now? They can get fucked the lot of them

>>149953998
they won't beat the pies or the hawks, and frankly there could very well be an upset tonight considering port have nothing to lose and adelaide won't be taking them seriously

>>149954010
it still implies anyone here has intimate knowledge of footy which they don't
dumbarse

>>149954021
They will absolutely beat hawks and pies in the next few weeks. Cap this post. In fact next week I reckon crows by at least 6 goals. Hawks are shit.

>>149954021
you're so fucking stupid can't fucking stand you

whys this angry cunt gate keeping afl

>>149953951
wont beat us on the mcg, they can kick as many cricket scores at the adelaide oval they want, itll be 2017 all over again when they come to melbourne

>>149954026
no it doesn't are you trolling me with your poor comprehension? do i have to explain shit yo you like your a child

>>149954021
Port aren't going to get within cooee tonight kek they are shithouse mate

Reckon port are going to cop an absolute belting

why is this dumb can't here? ho back to big boomer with the rest of the midwits that's where you belong

>>149954041
>us
Who?
Pies?
They might not even need to play Collingwood at the mcg. Could be a Brisbane vs Adelaide grand final or something. (AFL would be seething)

it's just seething piessperg he's orders of magnitude stupider than anyone else here

might sit on the laptop live blogging and whinging about every umpire decision when my team plays

As it stands ive got crows 1st vs gws 4th in first final. Crows win.
Then crows vs Geelong in prelim. Crows win. Crows vs either pies or Brisbane in the other prelim. Too close to call

As it stands I'm standing up and your mum is on her knees.

its begun.

mummy !! my undie !! it pooey !

shouldn't have done what you did rulesperg this is all your fault

crom subhumans in tatters

Is this rivalry round without calling it rivalry round?

ye except they don't have actual rivalries like hawks vs dosn or Collingwood vs carlton

>>149954623
it's triple j hottest 100 round

the crows have not beaten anyone aside from brisbane in a win that even nicks said they didn't deserve, they are not premiership contenders by any stretch of the imagination

pies will be unstoppable when bobby hill returns

can't wait for hank and bobby hill tag team ngl

It’s so cold and rainy outside

We all pumped for the fuckin footy today or what?!

HEAVE HO
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>>149954814
SUNSHINE
ON MY WINDOW
MAKES ME HAPPY
LIKE IT SHOULD BE

>>149953968
Adelaide have beaten more top 8 sides than anyone, crowpe.

loving this winter i wonder what the wbt is?

>>149954950
Based Spiderbait chad

>>149954972
they literally haven't champ

he's so shit scared of adelaide lol
I know why you don't want prophecy to happen would break you mind i see the zeitgeist

Adelaide will get arseraped by Basedingwood in the prelim at AO

Crows have beaten:
>Gold Cunts (currently 9th)
>Bulldogs (currently 8th)
>Brisbane (currently 2nd)
>Giants (currently 5th)
And as for Pies, Cats, Hawks and Dockers they never lost by more than 19 points which means they've been EXPOSED like Sydney or Poort were last year. They are the real deal and there is no reason they won't go all the way in September.

why would i be shit scared of pretenders who will bow out of finals in straight sets when my bane go back to back

what did you say

Premiership contenders:
Collingwood
Brisbane

Good sides but not a serious threat in September:
GWS
Geelong
Fremantle

Fraud teams:
Adelaide
Bulldogs
Gold Coast
Hawthorn

cawwwwwwwww

>>149955071
How are the team that beat the premiership contenders fraud teams?

>fremantle good side
ngmi

collingwood is going to do a sydney

>my team is better than your team!
grow the fuck up

Geelong > Adelaide > Brisbane > Chadmantle > Cuckingsemenslurpingwood > Giants > Fraud Coast > Bulldogs > Cuckthorn

>>149955086
'sp

ON MY KNEES
HELP ME BABY
TELL ME WHAT CAN I DO?
ELECTRIC BLUE

Collingwood are so clutch in september they haven't lost a single final in the last 2 years

geelong lost to carlton last time they played in Melbourne they're defo a chance to lose to norf
when they don't have thier cheat ground to save them they're vulnerable

>>149954972
That's Brisbane, dummy. Only contenders that have beaten less top 8 sides than Adelaide are Western Bulldogs and Hawks.

>>149955165
how come they didn't feature in the grand final last year then?

what did you just say¿

>>149955207
¿

>>149955194
premiership hangover innit

yeah.. thought so

>>149955231
they must have lost a final then

I'm eating chippies

are you listening?

>>149955254
Is that today

>>149955071
GWS should be moved into premiership contenders with the kind of footy they're playing as far as I'm concerned. They also go up a level playing against the good teams. Probably a shame for them they had a poor start to the year and Geelong and Crows have such an easy draw because it means with their percentage even if they win all their remaining games they'll probably have to do it from outside the top 4 which is notoriously difficult.

haven't listened to triple j in 15 years

>>149955254
>>149955151
>>149954950

What's it like having a job?

isn't it meant to be sunny in queensland? feel like is always raining whenever there's footy on

>>149955254
What even are 90% of these songs?

>>149955302
Aside from the money, would not recommend.

Just saw on the news that Steven might receive a suspension

my brothers were always teasing me when we were kids

>>149955341
crisp sandra sully

the gf

the '16 gf

the '16 year old gf

>>149955452
the blatantly rigged gf

willy and levi ashcroft's sisza is your gf?

>>149955482
this was a crisp gf

THE gf

>>149955516
She's mine!

>>149955516
*be's seducing her*
*be's being the future king consort of norway*

>cold and rainy
>get to watch my Bane in a bit under two hours
>will start roasting my pork shoulder in about three hours
Comfy day.

fuck off i bagsed her

>>149955552
never heard any of those songs

>>149955552
love clair de lune tbdesu

>>149955593
I know them all except Clair de Lune. I don't even know who Flight Facilities are.

>>149955620
you've heard it. it was in telstra ads for ages

>>149955620
it's in Oceans 11 at the end when they're looking at the fountain

dma's are so fucking shit and gay
wannabe 90s english soccer poofs

>>149955638
That's Clair De Lune by DeBussy.

>>149955628
Yeah, you're right. I just listened to it and recognise it. Not a fan desu.

can't stand ac/dc

just want someone to fuck me up debussy

>>149955689
hi darcy

England is so fucked right now. They're focused on banning free speech and restricting the internet and meanwhile 3 days ago a 60 year old man was raped outside a church by a 32 year old Ethiopian.
How much more are people supposed to take?

It's one thing to ask why we break up
Have you ever wondered why it is we fall in love?

>>149955707
vote labor in country goes to shit, many such cases

Ate a dodgy kebab last night lads my dunny is seeing more action than Dee Salmin's strap-on

>Pay $10.99 for next day delivery
>Choose between 1pm and 3pm
>Your order is scheduled for delivery tomorrow between 1pm - 3pm
>Check today
>Estimated delivery: Today 3pm - 5pm

>>149955734
get owned you lazy cunt, drive out and get it yourself

>>149955546
Based Leek Aliir

be's ready to bash one of you faggots if you cross me one more time

>>149955752
I should've but I knew it was going to be rainy so I didn't want to leave my house, or the couch, all day.

nobody gives a shit about triple j anymore it's super gay

>>149955767
based Leek Aliir's mates

>>149955767
we don't say that word here mate

>>149955795
Not him but I say it.

>>149955805
based riak

>>149955756
>dumb as dog shit footy player
>being in any kind of situation where he can interact with a uni girl

>dumb as dog shit sudog* footy player
forgot to include the ethnic slur

>>149955845
as if she wouldn't be into the BBC mate just take a look at her
>>149955516

>>149955845
Half the footy players out there are doing some nothing degree part time during the week. He would have chances to meet uni girls.

>>149955868
And they all get put into top private schools

oi m8 you have a license to hammer that nail into that timber?

Had a physics tute with two dumb cunt Richmond players probably 15 years ago. Never saw them again.

fuck i would love to get demolished by the west indies cricket team.. i want all 11 of them to have their way with my tight little bumhole one by one

so tired of your gayposting

>>149955552
I actually know all of these

White women with rich parents are known for their good decision making.

he's right you know

>>149955890
harley balic was in a marketing tute with me. he turned up once

>>149955930
>if i say it enough times, people will believe it

enjoying this triple j hottest 100 so far, helps that as gen-x I know all of them

AFL will decline an disintegrate, rugby will remain a niche regional interest sport but decline too, soccer will become the most popular sport in Australia.

>>149955959
Is there a /mu/ thread?

>>149955552
>>149955980
SHALL be saving the spotify playlist when it’s up

>>149955930
The funny thing is, aside from what he's saying being factually incorrect, is that AFL doesn't even think about NRL and yet meanwhile NRL executives are always coming out and talking about the AFL. When was the last time you heard any AFL executive even mention the NRL?
V'Landys is the Mad Men meme where he feels sorry for the AFL whereas Don Draper AFL doesn't even think about him at all.

>>149955981
dunno, probably. never go there.

>>149955980
>90-81 is worse than the previous 10 songs
Not a good sign when a list gets worse as it progresses towards the pointy end

What’s for lunch

bet 1 is wasabi because le irony

?

TUNE

¿

honestly thought black fingernails red wine would be higher

>>149956024
Might just have some popcorn while watching the footy. I'm gonna have a big dinner.

>>149956025
i think it was on the shortlist. other meme songs like what about me and strawberry kisses were

¿Are you guys excited for the footy?

>>149956048
>>149956077
proxy off seb

>>149956077
Yes.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR by Killing Heidi's Ella Roberts

take it to /mu/ lads ta

>>149955930
whys this guy always thinking and talking about afl
never see these gay arse pics and quotes from gil or dil

rulesperg are you okay?

QCLASH
DERBY
SHOWDOWN

I'M NOT LEAVING THE COUCH

Wish I had friends to listen to the hottest 100 with

>>149956137
same
cause ill fall asleep lol

>>149956137
Literally me.

>>149956107
>>149956108
Ella Roberts is an AFLW player.

>#76: 4ever — The Veronicas (2005)
reckon i'd make this my goal song if i were a afl footy player

>t-the suns are different now okay!!!???
bane 40+

SANDGROPER

Is it still supposed to rain at Metricon today? Looks pretty clear on tv.

do any two teams playing today not like each other?

>>149956236
bout to hit m8
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR662.loop.shtml

>gold cunts v bane
these two teams don't even hate each other

>>149956275
There has never been sudden heavy rain before current year!

>>149955516
curious as to whether she'll be getting penises in her during orientation week

>redditjak posting
>>>/sharty/

>>149956270
it feels like the biggest kwabing in the afl
do the suns ever get close

>>149956299
They've won one of the last 14 and their average losing margin is 41 points.

fuck up jakker

i'm going to make princess ingrid my wife, making myself the king consort and together we will introduce footy to the fjurgen bjurgen cunts of norway

myf Warhurst

>>149956308
bit in this i reckon

>>149956331
same

I hope the sea is rising by bliss and eso is on the countdown

fuck up music poofs

>>149956333
cor!

>Henry Smith had another day out in the VFL
Wish he hadn't gotten injured so much this year. He would've definitely played a fair of AFL. I wonder if Lions even need Draper if Oscar retires? I guess if they do get rid of the sub and had a 5 man bench as it seems like is happening a few teams will be playing two rucks. Plus if he breaks down again can't really just have just Fort as the only depth when you're competing for a flag.

/r/bigfooty

>>149955516
do you think i have a chance with her

would your life be different if you had a name like jimmy retard?

>dude they're playing a playlist on the radio!
reckon you're the type of blokes who get excited about beer in vending machines in japan

>>149956388
you certainly do not

/qa/ won

>>149956393
butterfly effect innit

>>149956397
>songs so shit that you would skip them if they came up on spotify
>but its so cool cause other poofs are listening!!!

will ashcroft has one more norm smith medal than nick daicos

why is papley so fat?

>>149956397
My hotel had the vending machine right outside my room on my floor. The cute maid smiled and bowed at me as she passed me getting some more beers in my underwear at 1am.

>>149956397
for me it's knickers, not beer

maybe they should've put this countdown of Australian songs on a day in the summer. I mean we are more of a summer country, nice weather etc. if only there was a day in January that would suffice for a countdown of Australian songs.

>Nightmare’: Meriton resident faces ‘unrelenting’ noise from Woolworths loading dock metres away
>Yang Yuan, 32, has questioned how building standards allowed the unusual layout of Mascot Central
kek buys cheap slop cardboard apartment sight unseen then seethes

>>149956436
new years day

>>149956436
Get a load of this white supremacist nazi

japan is the new bali for npc normies

It's weird how players used to retire at 30

>>149956449
Do you just hate everything?

Love this new winter hottest 100
Love how it makes sperg's sperg.

It's weird how people used to retire at 60

>>149956451
used to feel like 250 games was an achievement and 300 something special
now you have bog average spuds like docherty doing it and getting celebrated

still blows my mind that carrie bickmore is a nudist

>>149956471
and yet there's no nudes of her. sad!
if only someone had given her son a camera

I hate everything besides test cricket

It's weird how people are able to retire and have a pension. Does anyone think our generation/s will get that?

>>149956469
Docherty didn't even make it to 200 games. 300 is still a milestone.

Shopping centre near my house is a fucking nightmare to get in and out of, never should have moved out of the country

>>149956469
Yea. I think Hird, Buckley, Voss, Lloyd and carey all played 250-300

I'm going to the Wallabies game at the MCG tonight lads, my first NRL game

>>149956507
>never should have moved out of the country
meant india btw

>>149956509
So am I. Gate 2. Wanna hookup?

>>149956509
better polish off your RMs mate

>nrl over showdown
really?

i keep pushing little bits of air out of.my.bumhole, it's making a funny sound and it smells real funny too

>>149956469
Fyfe won't make it to 250 which is pretty low for a player of his status

I LOVE GYMPAWGS SO FUCKING MUCH

based Grinspoon

I love artistic women (not arthoes)

Name one (1) current player better at creating attack from half back than Dayne Zorko

People call me fat but I just don't see it

stfu about brisbane nobody cares about them

threadly reminder to lift weights

get tiffany salmond on the afl broadcasts

>>149956591
This does not require being a gymfaggot

keep talking about brisbane everybody cares about them

>>149956585
Based Papley

Imagine actually liking Triple J. It's the station edgy teenagers listen to when they decide they're too cool for mainstream radio. It's full of trash music that isn't good but because no one listens to it, it's cool in their eyes. Pathetic

>>149956583
Josh Daicos
Nick Daicos
Dan Houston
Brayden Maynard
Darcy Moore
Isaac Quaynor

Having said that, I have never seen zorko play

>>149956609
>Having said that, I have never seen zorko play
It shows.

>>149956603
He's not fat either

>>149956599
why did you hallucinate this argument mate

>>149956583
bailey dale

>>149956509
always makes me laugh how all these """international""" sports have their biggest attendance in one off meme games at a footy ground lol

Isn't the triple J top 100 on australia day?

Wynter might be my fav bunnings girl

if you voted on the hottest 100 australian songs, youre a fucking normie faggot and if youre brave enough to post your address, ill come fucking sort you out

>>149956625
lol

>>149956155
The Veronicas make me nostalgic for being a kid and sad that I've never gotten with a hot goth.

At a winery thing and feels like every aspiring WAG and influencer in Adelaide is here. Some prime hotties though

I'm going to start driving around the city provoking cops like aussie cossack

>>149956639
Post her

I saw the ad cover for the new Call of Duty and there were 2 people. A black man and an Asian female. Fair enough. I shan't be buying it

what was fat bloke trying to imitate with that scarf?

>>149956643
BASED
I had no idea it was even a thing, too busy working 50 hour weeks

>>149956639
That's very stupid name, no?

>>149956644
dale gets tagged every week he's that good
dorko the adulterous ducker isn't even the best half back in the team (fletcher shits on him as a player and likely as a person)

I like union but it’s the sort of thing you watch like twice a year not every week

>>149956651
Never Never winery?

>>149956669
I like u

>>149956651
>At a winery thing
fuck you blokes are normalfaggots. makes me embarrassed

>>149956660
Disgusting white people

>>149956688
the normalfaggots post here particularly during game days and dip completely during weekends and holidays, it's hilarious
remember the offseason where we would barely crack 100 posts? fairweather faggots they are

>genuflecting mentioned on ABC Grandstand
Based, Praise Christ.

I’m just so ANGRY at the time.. I’m ready to EXPLODE

THE gfs

>>149956651
Fuck of Theatrecunt
Do you actually post to /afl/ on your phone while at social events? Fuck you're a weird cunt.

Gold Coast can even half fill their stadium for a derby, fold this shit franchise NOW

Yeah one moment mate, I've just got to flick off this po- I mean text.

>>149956709
How did they get hold of their phones?

why don’t lions fans travel to the gold coast?

>>149956742
It's not real bruz

>>149956660
nobody that fat needs a hoodie and a jacket, fat people never get cold

>>149956742
up the moot

>>149956759
This has been debunked.

Revolting jumper clash. Justifies my claim that each team needs a white jumper and an additional clash jumper.

And port will probably wear their home jumper tonight too.

>>149956782
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

thinking 50/50 chance we get the lightning delay lads

>>149956783
get your eyes checked nigga

>>149956774
>t. fat fuck

>>149956752
the bathroom looks like it could be

Love going to the shops and eye fucking all the young sexy wagettes

Why do they have those ads saying come to queensland it’s sunny here, when it’s always fucking raining up there

We should change our anthem to "God save the Queen"

>>149956607
For me, it's RTR FM.

>>149956713
not him

The Q Qlash.... Whatever happened to Q anyway?

Who here /gottheheateron/

>>149956759
most lards have very poor circulation

farting up a storm

We should change our anthem to 'God Save Izzy'

>>149956847
Hate heating, love cooling. Simple as.

We've got a good game and I've been to Aldi already and done all my shopping.

The talent pool is so small in AFL, that's why everyone is trying to get Joey Daniher back in.

If I didn't talk to you guys and this racist Discord I am in I literally would have 0 human contact!

*puts verification selfies in a public dropbox*

>>149956857
the queen of launceston

>>149956865
don't you have family and friends and coworkers and shit?

>>149956697
>normal people like the most popular sport in Australia.
shocking. you're not so special champ, and neither is /afl/

>>149956607
that's what it used to be now it is indistinguishable from any other large station

q-clash
more like POO-clash haha

the bane players are slowly getting more and more shit tattoos

>>149956872
>>>/reddit/
>>>/bigfooty/

>>149956865
good post

>>149953162 (OP)
crisp op image

Would the Gold Coast be a good place to live? It seemed pretty soulless when I was there in Jan

>>149944344
I feel bad for 1, I am also known as "the ugly one" in my friendship group

oh wow are those different coloured pixels arranged in such a way that it looks like an average female human woman wow amazing bro just amazing i think im gonna cum

i'm going to fucking seethe if bane lose this after dogshitney choked last night and fucked me

/alf/ is a caitlin general

>get tackled
>immediately THROW your head back like you've been shot
fucking pathetic

>>149956915
the modern afl

this surface looks like absolute shit

The Suns are on
*click click*

>>149956622
It's a valid argument. You don't need a gym membership to get the same results.

why do they say "the" gold coast the name of the city of gold coast not "the" gold coast

fucking bane i swear to god do NOT fucking lose this shit

>>149956903
it's all set up for hawthorn to miss the 8 mate. most predictable script

imagine having a jumper number in 50s lol what a beta cuck

>>149956926
You don't need a gym membership to lift weights.

all youse cunts can go and get fucked

>>149956944
Exactly.

>ashcroft drops a mark then just watches the opponent pick it up
wtf

>>149956951
A rare mistake by Will Ashcroft

>>149956926
what i'm asking is why you created a point nobody made to argue against?

i swear king only gets goals from frees

Bunch of grumpy bums in today

love when triple j are forced to play sticky fingers haha

>>149956960
Because striving for bodily wellbeing is a good thing. You don't need to go to the gym and be a vain insecure narcissistic faggot to achieve that.

Umpires deserve to be killed.

>>149956966
qrd? i vaguely remember something about that

>>149956970
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

my bum isn't grumpy but it sure is smelly

>>149956970
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149956970
This is why we need umpire appreciation round.

>>149956970
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

Hope everything is alright with RC, Sofia, Matthew, Emily, Nikolai and the four twins.

>>149956980
More like we need umpire dismemberment round.

>>149956984
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

wonder what happened to anti gymsperg at the gym

guys they're giving away krispy kreme donuts if you get the vaccine

I'd like to preemptively report the [REDACTED] of 4 AFL umpires

>>149956982
not me i don't

Disgusted with this low crowd for an absolute banger like this, where are they boys? Gabbatoir almost always full (when they winning)

>>149956988
he doesn't wanna talk about it

>>149955980
big surprise its all reddit bullshit

>>149956984
Obviously appreciation doesn't go far enough. We need umpire celebration round.

>>149956994
there's always a bigger mog
also left guy went mega schizo and lost a shitload of weight iirc

Who is the true fraud: Gold Cunts or Bane?

>>149957008
seems the only non-fraud is collingwood

>>149956870
Co-workers but they are fat losers and I hate them and try to avoid them, family all dead only child. Are you a girl as the girls from the dating apps normally me that one followed by ghosting me.

>>149956889
Thanks lad, what's news?

>>149957008
both

>>149955980
these are old songs

>>149955980
wasn't australia day 6 months ago
is this some gay inbetween thing to try get people to listen to the radio

>>149957026
normies lap it up

Love gang of youths

>>149957023
KEK

>>149957035
based joffa

sunnies are dabbing on pissbane
bye bye home prelim

high contact to brisBUN
high contact to brisBUN
high contact to brisBUN

>>149957014
>Are you a girl as the girls from the dating apps normally me that one followed by ghosting me.
wtf

Why did I put this cunt in my multi

>>149956971
"muh misogyny" or whatever the fuck

levi is dogshit

love it when fox puts up a replay that takes up half the screen and obscured the ball in live play

corws might be the only good team this year

>>149957059
>the afl has no gay play-

>>149957005
More like umpire desecration round.

>>149957059
ai slop

>>149957026
the bottle o's give triple j money to come up with days like this because it increases their profits because people think they can only listen to this at a party while drinking

once you realise how connected everything and its all designed to make money for big brother, you'll feel sick

>>149957059
You can tell he has a lispy poof voice

My heart keeps stopping and the left side of my face feels numb.

black andrew

>>149957082
Vax status?

eat your cat andrew

Is Black Andrew related to White Andrews?

>>149957082
go doctor tomorrow

homophobe andrew

>>149957026
They were copping a lot of flack for all the American rubbish shitting up the hottie, and the station in general, so this is their attempt to placate the criticism.
A little crude to mine, but I suppose it's better than nothing.

Brisbane's forward line has been hopeless. They don't look like taking a mark up there.

why have you chuds stopped approaching women? denying them attention is abuse

>>149957065
fox's replays have been awful this year, pisses me off they keep missing throwins and centre bounces

>>149957101
>anti-americanism
ok fair enough i respect it

>*calls you a faggot*
how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>149956969
yeah this is what i mean. nobody ever argued going to the gym was the only way to do it. you invented that argument and then slathered it in this 'muh vain faggotry' spiel which comes across as projection.

hmmm

>>149957113
n

>>149957105
Saw a girl playing her switch at the bistro a couple weeks ago. She was staring at me on my way out of the bathroom (probably because I was doing on the way in, trying to see what game she was playing)
I would've said hi but she was with her parents.

>>149957136
Crisp paedophile.

>>149957145
>just fuck hags bro

>>149957153
Yikes

>>149957136
What was she playing

sometimes i think about sending a link to /afl/ to a bunch of hack journos

>>149955734
pray i don't alter it further

shitload of rain is coming to metricon lads

>>149957165
I fear that would end very badly

>>149957168
It came around 1:30 in the end.

i came on your mum around 1:30 champ

>>149955516
which uni i want to protect her from you perverts

Farting my guts out. Might need to take a shit.

plane just crashed at melbourne airport lads

made you check haha

>>149957026
just comes across as that whole "oh no we can't have the hottest 100 on aus day change the date to please 2% of the population and a bunch of commiepoofs" shit

fucking bane

>>149957164
that's the thing -- I had no idea. I was staring intently at the screen for a good few seconds trying to identify it, but couldn't tell for the life of me.
Jokes aside, that's probably why she was glaring me at the other end of my piss

>>149957186
University of Sydney, they wouldn't let you through the gate

fucker just robbed the goal off his mate hahahaha

>>149957196
>>149957218
you're a big guy iykwim haha

this anderson guy is pretty good

Fuck the Plastics

Never liked the presets

I remember when a plane crashed into essendon DFO

>>149957221
Nah. If she was playing a Switch in public, she's probably just autistic.

>>149957245
dumb pilot: *sets flaps incorrectly*

>>149957229
there's no gate there retard

it's weird how davies looks really japanese on some days and white on other days

>team gets smashed previous week
>comes back to do well
i swear every team has been doing this this season

>>149957249
>If she was playing a Switch in public, she's probably just autistic.
well that much is unquestionable

brisbane are dogfuck lmao

>>149957245
>Four American passengers died in the crash
crisp

>>149957105
Never approached once and I am 40, also never really get the eye and most likely cops would be called. Pathetic the lack of a crowd here

>>149957258
i keep thinking he's bailey banfield

SAR DO NOT REDEEM THE COLON
*bangs 737 max into ground*

long ben ben long

idk lads looks a bit drizzly

kek based kids

i don't want to sound too dramatic but brisbane's season is literally over if they lose today

>>149957295
based on what

How're you blokes doing today?

>>149957122
So you shouldn't espouse the wonders of going to the gym, then. You should only promote getting fit, which is something I would completely support.

You could say that future AFL stars are made by fans like us

>>149957332
ok mate, how are you?

>>149957341
Woah. I feel so connected to the AFL now.

Absolutely sick to the tits of hearing about this Coldplay CEO shit.

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>>149957308
explain

Is Essendon proof the talent pool in the VFL is non-existent

>>149957358
they'll fall out of the top 2 and they need home finals to make the gf

>>149957370
oh so their season wont "literally" be over then?

>>149957354
keep hearing about the dude. do not hear about the woman

are you fellas excited for aflw season to start?

>>149957354
same

the gf

>>149957405
corrrr

no point watching now that my swans are pretty much out

>>149957396
>coffee
>exercise bike
>lunch
>beach
no wonder the standard is so shit

>>149957419
true
living the life thought desu i'm jelly

What's lunch lads?

>>149957422
They should be paid more.

Australia's first indigenous cyclist at the tour de France

lost so much money on horses today

>>149957355
The gf

>>149957405
Finally a tranny where I don't get absolutely dick mogged
>Notice the ball size
>Getting ball mogged by a tranny
jesus christ

>>149957432
kek

>>149957442
That was silly.

>>149957012
>team that lost to freo
>non-fraud
kek

>>149957457
wasn't a full-strength collingwood

>>149957335
like i said yesterday the gym is just one tool. i want people lifting weights and becoming stronger versions of themselves. i don't care if that's at a commercial gym surrounded by gym pawgs and boomers or in nanas backyard with a dumbbell set from aldi or in the park climbing a tree or in a jail cell with bottles of water. i don't give a fuck.

>>149957442
What’s the quaddie

>>149957449
so if she had to quickly do a poo this whole outfit needs to come off?

>>149957467
lack of depth means you are a fraud dickhead

>>149957475
nah. she has undies on

>>149957475
Yeah it’s hot when girls used to wear one piece outfits to house parties then they’d go to the toilet together and you realise they’re all fully naked in there pissing

>>149957482
ad-hominems already kek
name a team that has elite depth

>>149957467
cope

Remember when everyone was saying that Brisbane would be able to best the mighty Magpies at the MCG? Cackling at the thought of it

Steven May is such a funny name

>>149956857
bet she has a lovely coinslot fanny

>>149957490
gold coast

>>149957507
She’s 16 you sick fuck

>>149957508
yeah that's probably true, but gold coast got smacked last week

I hope they don’t put a roof an the tassie stadium, I hate grounds with roofs

More one-sided slop, turning it off

>>149957490
>n-no! not ad hominems!
reddit debatebros can fuck off from this site any time

Based holy grail at #50
Should have been #1

>>149957533
more of a river runs dry man, me

Wait do you losers actually watch afl?

American "beef" is garbage. And we are now about to be flooded with their poor quality, corn fed slop. You caused this.

Based antieverythingsperg

treaty yeah
treaty now
treaty yeah
treaty now

currently shitting

I wish I knew the right words
To make you feel better, walk out of this place
Defeat them in your secret battle
Show them you can be your own man again

In 30 years when every Aussie is a jeet who will follow the footy lads?

>>149957563
based fages

>>149957533
Is it Triple J songs or every Australian song?
Seekers, John Williamson, Slim Dusty getting representation?

It's probably going to be a generic Khe Sanh or Down Under for the #1.

Lads, Charlie just posted

>>149957579
there's a footy league in india mate
they'll play footy

Thoughts on Bryce Gibbs?

>>149957584
Hilltops or Farnsy for #1

>>149957472
Then don't promote the gym above other means of gaining fitness.

i hate fucking normies so fucking much

>>149957597
Ah, forgot about 'You're the Voice'. Hilltop's best song will be Nosebleed section and that won't take out #1.

some songs are okay, but australian music is mostly shit

>>149955516
>>149956333
>>149956709
>>149956857
>>149956912
>>149957229
>>149957396
>>149957449

>>149957614
love spastic dysgenic dogs fans, me. absolvte sovl

who here 4/4

>>149957624
not me i’m not

>>149957617
the village people are american mate

There’s a lot of great songs that I never realised were Australian in this

>>149956333
Please tell me that's not her. I imagined more...

>>149957598
never happened

told you fat tits are gross

>>149957609
>Ahead of the countdown, online bookies had Hilltop Hoods the short favourite to come out on top with The Nosebleed Section. Also in the hunt is Powderfinger’s My Happiness, Untouched by The Veronicas, Never Tear Us Apart by INXS and Missy Higgins’ track, Scar.

will vpns actually work when this digital id verification comes into effect or nah?

so pumped for the all victorian contest tonight

>>149957593
Hot as fuck and averaged like 10 marks per game in 2011

for me it's Pauline Pantsdown - I Don't Like It

>>149957649
Putting it all on Frenzal's Bucketbong. That they used to be Triple J hosts will give them the needed boost.

how many hips would a hipwood hip if a hipwood would hip wood?

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>149957593
integral member of the BeeGees

>>149957666
A Manx group, by the way (i.e., not Australian)

just got in, how did Brisbane get exposed this hard?

>Nick Daicos' theme song
OVER THE LINE

music countdown: le bad
brownlow medal tally: le good

>>149957677
They forgot that the suns are legit dangerous (this year)

>>149957677
AFL realised Gold Coast were a chance of missing finals so the call came in.

>>149957679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XElRK0vzfk8

got this music sperg on a string

>>149957683
>(this year)
They're getting like 3 top 5 players this draft. They'll be dangerous for the next decade.

ALWAYS click on pics and webms of hot chicks, even though I know it's a cheap trick you cunts use to get more attention for your shit opinions, just cant help myself

>>149957700
Based big test bro

>>149957700
I will be the flame is a good song by Cheap Trick.

swanbros what the fuck happened? we were up by like 30

High test*

>Iggs rock
It's a message. Dockers are going down.

>>149957707
They got gassed. Should've skipped that extra Big Mac.

Someone bake

>>149957715
>women experiencing loneliness
?

>1st quarter: 5.1
>2nd quarter: 5.2
>3rd quarter: 5.3
numerology bros let's pray for 5.4

>>149957332
it's an interesting discussion

>>149957727
>Open Tinder
>Can get company within a few hours.

INTO MY ARMS
OH LORD

>>149957733
I can do that too but it's drunk or horny bushpigs

>>149957744
Not everyone is gay (or a chad).

>>149957742
do you like phil collinsn

>>149957753
everyone (male) is a chad if they put their mind to it mate

>>149957764
Incel is a term for a reason.

this cruiser sucks my hairy cock
there's something i'll tell you for sure
that your mum's a vile whore

my mummy’s always telling me how clever i am and what a good boy i am

>>149957781
based butters

>>149956903
>tfw

>>149957753
I'm far from a chad I just have the belief that if they're on tinder at 6 or 7pm or a Friday or Saturday night they have no plans and want some dick and I just have the brazen confidence to invite myself over to their place

Taker of photos. Watcher of films. Blues music. AFL, F1, Padres and heaps of other things

>>149956903
I got some bad news for you bruv (they're fucked)

lol there's a sperg on mu doing a triple j thread and it's just him

Bane will 2 or their next 3 (Pies, Fred, Sydney) then the script is set for the hawks to have to beat Brisbane in the final round to make the 8

lol there's a sperg on sp doing an nrl thread and it's just him

Commentary box sound like they are at a funeral. You're grown men. It's just a sport. Do your job properly

>>149955250
Retard, they didn't play a final last year. What he said was true.

>>149957835
>Do your job properly
Pretend to be excited for a blowout?

Ohhh she offers me protection
And I say no
Because I like to fuck prozzies raw

suns new kit is kino tbqh

>Derby games
>Complete blowouts
At least Iggs vs Dockers will be close, right? hah

>>149957835
>just

applied for the rig yet mate

>>149957872
>>149957872
>>149957872

NEW

cockburn with another derby to add to the extensive trophy cabinet surely this is their year?