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>>149957794 (OP)
S

WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING SISTERKPRWS

>>149957794 (OP)
S

get on baby get on

My penguins ):

For me, it´s consensual fucking

do hockey players drive their own cars and have licenses or do they have limos and chauffeurs

>>149957882
Retard

>wins the real sunbelt league

Fuck EM, Fuck The Ukraine and Fuck Gary

>>149957939
What Ukraine guy

happy gilmore 2 was fun enough. constant references to the original which seemed a little forced.

>>149957968
I thought the same

I can’t believe Adam Sandler was 29 when the original happy Gilmore came out.

>The Hockey Guy debunked the "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

>>149958020
Did he talk about em being a lair yet?

>>149958020
Men need to lower their standards like he did it will end the incel epidemic

>>149958020
>pic
i may be autistic but at least I'm not at his power level

real?

>>149958077
The absolute state of Canadian testosterone levels

big time becks and that jew mjf are in hg2

god i wish somebody would heem shannon

>>149958077
Yeah

>>149958132
go to one of his street hockey meetups bro

bros
why are things so depressing and pointless

I'm >>149954353 I didn't get the jersey but I got this hoodie instead for $10.

>>149958157
Nice, that's a good price

>>149957964
Gretzky

>>149958175
Do you speak Latvian?
I heard Russia fucked up Latvian culture

caniacs... wtf is this?

>>149958194
new design by frankie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH8l-ehkgso

>>149958157
i would've bought the jersey for $32 desu and i am not a kraken fan

>>149958194
kwab i also just saw this on reddit

>>149958193
Sure, I do
Well, there's more russians in latvia than in other baltic states, and some of them refuse to learn latvian, it's mostly old people born in ussr. Most latvains at very least can understand russian

>>149958250
That's good. I hate seeing unique cultures stamped out. Is it true that a lot of people in the former USSR have nostalgia for it?

>>149958194
Eat cock randy

>>149958269
I worked with two Germans back in 2012. One whose family was from West Germany, and one from East Germany. They were raised way differently, and yes the guy whose parents were from East Germany missed it.

>>149958269
>Is it true that a lot of people in the former USSR have nostalgia for it?
Yes. It's mostly the same as with every generation "oh, everything is so shit now, back in my days...", but there are some extreme soviet fans that can't shut up about it

>>149958194
gorilla nest

damn thats interesting

My Grandma fled east Germany and was so paranoid that the soviets would take over western Europe that she bough a few properties around the world (including Canada) and filled them with non perishable foods. I visited her in Germany and opened a drawer and it was stuffed full of tetra-pack juice from the 1980s. I remember opening one that was meant to be orange juice and it had turned black like printer ink. I guess living through the end of world war 2 and Soviet occupation really messed up her mental health.

>>149958294
Fascinating
>>149958295
Do people hate Gorbachev? I was talking with some guy from Azerbaijan who said people hated him there.

>>149958365
Didn’t ask

>>149958382
>Do people hate Gorbachev?
If you ask somebody he's either "that faggot who destroyed ussr" because he was the last people will not care to have any strong opinion about him. My parents were born in 70s and I don't think I've heard them ever talking about him. My grandparents from father's side hate him.

>>149958439
I know
She would also pocket any free item she ever saw. I think it was because she though it could potentially be useful in a war scenario. She'd pocket bread/toothpicks/napkins from restaurants etc.

>>149958451
>the last leader, or people
phoneposting while taking a marner

>>149958451
Very interesting. I wanna visit a post Soviet place. I'm fascinated by it

I'm on a mission to take a marner in every state of the continental US

>>149958521
How is your progress?

>>149958486
You should visit Belarus then. There's a lot of khruschovkas, ww2 monuments, it's clean and calm there. Even their flag and coat of arms are similar to what they used in soviet era. Also, they play hockey. Baltic states removed most of soviet era monuments, so it's not really the same, and in Russia big cities changed too much since 80s and small ones usually look pretty grim (at least ones I've visited). Never been to Ukraine and it's probably not the best time to go there anyways.

>>149958533
so far

>>149958533
>>149958563
forgot one

>>149958563
Impressive

>>149958521
we don't call those that here

>>149958547
Cool I would love to see old soviet stuff. Is it safe for westerners though? Will the locals/government be nice to me? Also do people speak English?

>>149958563
impressive, very nice

My progress so far

>>149958597
is nunavut going to be tough?

>>149958599
The plan is to go to Ontario and canoe to one the islands in the Hudsons Bay. Pretty much all the islands in the bay are part of Nunavut. Ill just need to make sure I eat a lot the day before.

>>149958617
that sounds like a pretty solid plan. don't forget to dodge the scales there and back, you don't want to raise suspicions over your sudden weight loss.

VGK dynasty loading
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Your next move is clear

>>149958684
BASED

>>149958591
>Is it safe for westerners though?
Yes, pretty much.
>Will the locals/government be nice to me?
I think so. People in Eastern Europe hate each other way more than they hate westerners. If you look like uzbek or chehen, people might be less nice, so here's that, lol. Maybe if you're black, they can point at you and say "obama monkey" or something.
>Also do people speak English?
Eh, students and people in their 20s probably do, but not all of them.

>>149958690
What is the red line for

>>149958694
cope the us state department advises NOT to travel to belarus

>>149958683
Marner pilgrimages are pretty common here. Probably pretty similar to how the Appalachian trail is in the USA. Most people would be happy to help in any way they can - supplying laxatives etc.

>>149958707
fun road trip for him to continue his barzal quest

>>149958707
He's trying to marner in every USA state. Brown shows where he has already marnered

>>149958690
thats a solid gameplan if I've ever seen one
>>149958707
bloody benchod marners

>>149958718
but he's canadian

>ruins hired steve spott
holy shit deboer might actually win a cup now with whatever team hires him

>>149958718
US state department also tells you guys not to go to Cuba. Cuba is a classic Canadian travel destination. Sucks to suck

>>149958748
cuba is gay

>>149958694
Cool thanks for the knowledge. Thankfully I look like any ordinary western European.

>>149958753
Cuba has sat around giving the middle finger to the USA for 80 years and gotten away with it. Cuba is based.

>>149958707
>>149958726
We call those marners here

>>149958793
what the hell no we don't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaua9aoRzu0
it's up

>>149958928
Grim.

>>149958194
fun :)

I can feel the hangover-marner rumbling, it's going to be a tough one.

>>149959140
The cure for a hangover is alcohol

>>149959140
we don't call those that here anymore

you could solve the debt crisis in a year if you attached a 5 cent tax to every marner in america

>>149959219
to every what

>>149959231

>>149959265
we don't call those that here anymore

>>149959265

CoOpPpEeYy IiMm GgOoIiNnGg TtOo DdRrOoPp Aa MmAaRrNnEeRr BbEe RrIiGgHhTt BbAaCcKk

>>149942583
>>149957794 (OP)
what a fortuitous thread

>>149959273

>>149959385
>>149959407
The two best posts of the year posed back to back

holy
fucking
S A V E D

>>149959407
JEN

"we don't call them that here" is a shitty trb gimmick though, not copey's

>>149959433
okay this is actual cope

>>149959433
TRB thinks if he joins in he'll get one ally but he is very mistaken

Picassobro you make the best OC here. Thanks for the awesome art :)

>>149959385
>HH
kek

goodnight /hoc/

florida panthers desu

>>149958793
Is Anon trying to get in a fist fight in every state and province?

>>149959508
Good night

>couldn't have utah coyotes because meruelo wanted to draw it out even after the move to utah

>>149959753
>Utah Archies

>>149958803
yes we do

>>149959955
>>149959955
nope

>>149960258
yep

>laffs

>>149960312
We want Florinya!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLXQINQbkQw
Asmongold just made a video about the response to the trial verdict

Wont be clicking that

barkov deserved the lady byng

>>149899183
They'll lose if they're the media favourites, they'll win if they aren't.

>waited 5 days to reply to himself

>>149961458
excuse me but who are you quoting?

Only shit games tonight

>Rick Westhead STILL hasn't responded to the verdict
Someone should do a wellness check on him.

>>149961494
You don't like Yunost Minsk?

just had a subpar marner

Now that we're in the middle of offseason and the dust has settled: How well has the "we want florida" chant aged?

>>149962007
that's redundant

>>149962055
pretty poorly

>>149962055
not great, pekka-sven

If current trends continue the kitties will win the cup in 5 games against the soilers in 2026 and they'll sweep them in 2027 :3

My raging erection woke me up this morning

>>149961336
Your team is shit and run by a retard.

>>149962394
Those are my Oilers, alright.

>>149958563
how was your vermont marner?

>>149962353
Surely gary wouldnt schedule the same 4 finals in a row would he?

how my marner felt this morning

>>149962458
Just dropped an unsatisfactory marner myself

“I think there is a reconciliation, a justice, a healing and accountability that needs to happen,” said Miia Suokonautio, CEO of the Halifax YWCA and a hockey parent. “And that’s separate from a judicial process and we put a lot of eggs into the basket.”

>>149962487
better marners are to come,
trust

>>149962523
a fucking finn

bud1196 or 7 today

>>149962523
where's the accountability for the false accuser?

>>149958020
Is he a soi?

“I’m sure it doesn’t feel like that to E.M. or her supporters but in one sense they did win,” said MacKay. “Because they raised the profile of the problem in a real way and it’s really an extension of the MeToo movement.”

kind reminder Scorey Perry organized the gangbang

>>149962721
what a fuckin leader

So what's that lying whore's name? Pics?

>>149962689
>when you lose you actually win
based

>>149962731
the boys need a good locker room presence need a veteran to show them how to be professional

>>149962404
magnifique

>>149962743
Trb

does EM spam shitty adult swim gifs on /hoc/

gonna take an EM in a minute
(enormous marner)

>>149963206
give us a play by play champ

>Conroy is a fucking retard who knows nothing about hock-
apologize

>>149963397
how can one convoy be this elite

>>149963397

> OHL

>>149963397
A defense core that can't play defense.

>>149963397
>gets mogged by Henry Mews
I kneel...

>>149963468
cope tranny parekh is /our poo/

Strong jawline are flameschad are synonymous

>>149963645
*and

still can’t believe my nigga ozzy is dead

>>149963778
still sad desu

>>149963468
Who cares, Flames have Wolf. Good luck scoring on him lol.

>>149963872
post of the year

>>149963872
Non of this fixes the flames extinguished offense

>>149963905
>he doesn't know hoobs is hearing up
oh no no no

I'm so pissed that gary blocked the marner hoob line from happening

>>149964013
I blocked the toilet with marner once desu

>>149962689
What problem? They were proven innocent.

>>149964013
at least our dear bro copey got him instead of some fag team

>fag team
Just like my Vegass Golden Showers.

>>149964156
nah knights are a Chad team for bros

>>149964189
retard

>>149964189
retard

>>149964211
cope tranny
>>149964219
no milly?

>>149964230
cope fatty

I failed my 1rm today at the gym :( the best I could bench was 255

Chad Marchand finished the story.

>>149964285
just like my Codemeister:)

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL SOMETHING SOMETHING CODY RHODES

>>149964300
>>149964330

>>149964355
NOW
YOU
BOW TO ME

>wins the cup at the spry age of 4
I awooooooo

>>149964449
I'M THE GUY THAT LIKES TO POST THE WOLF

>>149964464
You have the floor

>>149964285
my rat is a future hall of famer :)

Wrestlefags OUT

>>149964544
MY FATHER SAID

>>149963397
let him cook

>>149964253
when you go into the locker room and are surrounded by big guys does your porn star persona kick in out of fear?

>>149958077
Why did Epic Marner do this?

>>149958077
imagine having to admit that you only lasted 30-60 seconds

>>149964588
I always feel a little self conscious since I'm small and hairy

i previously doubted conroy...
am i retarded

I’m hearing Crosby was on the list

>>149964851
wrong! crosby has never had sex

>>149964872
I also heard he’s smooth down there like a Ken doll

>>149964662
Retard. He backed of because the bj was trash (jlmi)

>>149958194
Looks like the morning Marner I took earlier

>>149964851
Gary will pardon him

>>149957794 (OP)
HH brother

>>149962436
Sure he would

>>149964945
Gary needs better interns

>>149964956
Cope

What's going through his mind right now?

Let each slapshot I now take be a black arrow of death, sent straight to the hearts of all those who play false hockey.

>>149964982
he's back at the drawing board while his enemies celebrate their big "win"

>>149964982
Never heard of the guy but he looks like he needs to be heemed.

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

who will be the first hockey player to be arrested by ICE?

>>149965001
this is the mindset pettersdaughter needs

>>149965071
Draisaitl

>*nabs matthews*
>"tavares? white? yea right"

>>149965071
one of the canadian liberals

>>149965071
Matthews

>>149965071
G-gary-san purease, I bring ice hockey great lucky fortune. Don't send me back, protect me.

>>149965157
never post here again

>>149965157
how much longer until the nhl holds an exhibition game again in beijing?

The NHL has been clear over the years: When it comes to Canada, the only priority is to cash as big a check as possible from Sportsnet every decade or so. Beyond that, they couldn’t care less.

>>149965224
Hey they're just like me.

>>149965254
Based northerner

>>149965052
Morning

>rags

>>149965183
Assuming Big Wang doesn't bust out of the league, I'd say 5 years or less. My money is on Shorks/Nucks.

>>149965146
This is the actual awnser .
It will be an antisemitic Canadian

>>149965440
Kadri better watch his back when he plays in the us

I wish that I could turn back time
'Cause now the guilt is all mine

What does this image convey?

>>149965440
>antisemitic Canadian
>leafs suck zionist and zelensky and globohomo cock
Uh, no.

>>149965549
Shouldn't you be busy countering pedo "fake news witchunts" on /pol/

>>149965528
Two faggots

>>149965604
isn't being gay banned in russia?

>>149965384
shall be cool to see. after beijing, they should go to sapporo

>>149965618
every chud culture finds a way to invent bacha bazi

>>149965618
You can’t ban degeneracy

>can't get rid of murder, why even have laws against it?

>>149965618
Only bottoming

I wonder what EM's favorite Nirvana song is

Why are all juniour players gay and why are all junior coaches pedophiles

>>149965783
This

>>149965828
recent American influence in hockey

>>149965828
the players need to bond in the locker room

>>149965589
Shouldn't you be sucking heb cock?

>>149965828
It's leaf culture.

>>149965959
back in the day it used to be normal for coaches to shower with their players

>>149965959
Why is this okay but when someone does a split on a grown woman's consenting face everyone loses their minds?

me on the top left
me on the bottom left
:)

why are you guys so obsessed with gay sex. its really weird

>>149965959

>>149966014
>norwood 7 at 25
grim

>>149966014
Equating the Olympics to 4 Nations is cringe

>>149966014
I remember watching the olympics in 6th grade and talking to the other kids about it

>>149965928
>An american accusing me of being subservient to Hebrews
I don't even know how to respond .
Are you sure your worldview is attached to reality?

>>149966057
4 nations was way bigger desu

>>149966029
>obsessed with gay sex
It's leaf culture.

>>149966073
Same. I remember coming home and watching it all afternoon.

>>149966102
Are you sure you've sucked enough kikes today?

>>149966130
Its called giving it 110% for the W
This why the USA will never beat us

>>149966057
Which one was more commercial successful?

>>149966073
I skipped a meeting with my job coach the morning after the final. He called and my dad answered and said I was sleeping and been up watching hockey.

>>149966154
You need to adjust your insults as they sre out of date .
Canada is currently critical of isreal so Hebrew/jew insults don't make sense .

Maybe take the afternoon off posting and sit outside with a notepad to see if you can come up with anything new .
If that fails you could also check out our own far right "anti Canada" outlets and copy them .

why do the burgerbros keep bringing up gay sex in my hockey forum

>>149966246
You sound pretty kiked up.

>>149966272
I haven't fapped at all this week

>>149966302
sup glowie how was your night

>>149966246
on a scale of concerned to deeply concerned how critical are they

DROP THE FACKING PUCK GARY
NOW!!

>>149966356
Pretty gentile, moishe.

>>149966354
i gotchu senpai

>>149966381
mirin' those abs. I wonder how much the rat benches

>>149966272
they didn't get it all out last month

>>149966380
tell your boss agent nosestein we said hello

>>149966363
THIS!!!!

>>149966432
> Nou
Pretty obvious, moishe.

gotta go out and do groceries before the rain starts

>>149966475
make sure to get some citrus it helps my allergies

>>149966395
264 lbs with shit form.

>>149966475
are you allergic to rain, brah?

>>149966839
Would you rather be running errands while it's raining, or at home listening to the rain hit your windows with a meal cooking and posting with frens on /hoc/?

>>149966839
No i just dont want get my groceries wet

I bet every Flyers fan on /hoc/ was an inmate at Pennhurst State School and Hospital, originally known as the Eastern Pennsylvania State Institution for the Feeble-Minded and Epileptic.

i like the rain :)

>>149966993
same :)

I like to watch the rain on my patio and hack darts sometimes a toad will show up :)

There are those who never made it
Those who did, and now are through
Some came of their own good choosing
Some committed to Parkview

>>149966993
>>149967017
thunderstorms relax me :)

same. nothing puts me out like a lightning bolt to the head. :)

And I don't understand
why I sleep all day
And I start to complain
that there's no rain

>>149967077
>it was in

just ate a sandwich

listening to mama im coming home again bro's
IT HURTS SO BAD IT'S BEEN SO LONG

>>149962007
>>149962404
>>149962458
>>149962487
>>149962527
>>149963206
>>149964108
>>149964929
wdctthn

>>149967214
Based
We do call them that here

>>149967247
no the d stands for don't bro

>>149967125
you're gonna have to marner it out at some point

>>149967214
I just took a very annoying Marner. I had to wipe my Eichel until there was blood and now my Eichel feels a bit sore.

>>149967214
>replying to 7 posts
Seems like they do

friendly reminder my habs are the 2021 western conference champions.

They're innocent and teams are lining up to sign them.

>I don't take marners, marners take me

>>149966993

>>149967601
No one considers that a real cup run

Marner=shit
Gary=fart
?=pee

>>149967707
It’s all marner to me

>>149967604
Cope Gary banned them

It's hard to believe that Victor Olofsson still hasn't been signed

>>149967723
>t. didn’t read the fine print
I bet you think the Coyotes aren’t an NHL team anymore either.

>>149967560
Total brand genocide

>>149967731
Jack Roslovic too

I know it's dark outside
Don't be afraid
Every time I ever cried for fear
Was just a mistake that I made

why has james reimer not announced his retirement or fucked off to switzerland yet? does bud really think hes going to get another offer to play in the nhl?

>>149967846
The oilers need a goalie

>>149967875
The oilers are going to sign sharter fart

>>149967846
Yes, he'll get a min contract.

>>149967875
lol sucks to suck

>>149967664
nice cope, no cups

Canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years.

maybe on planet marner

marner is marn-
ack

>>149967950
B-bu-but...

>>149967968
Marner is clutch in the games that matter

plan the parade

>>149967980
My marners aren't like this at all

>>149966993
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4flAZEgtjs

>>149968024
This was my marner
<3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BrIJrjxVxA
The comments on the video are so fucking funny. Which one of you put rain sounds over a blizzard video to fool sunbelters?

I didn't know Mason West was a cake eater from Edina

When are they gonna counter-sue?

Draisaitl - McDavid - B. Tkachuk
Kucherov - Crosby - MacKinnon
Cirelli - Barkov - Reinhart
Hagel - Bennett - Wilson

no but seriously it shouldnt only be this #metoo whore that is being sued for libel and slander, rick westhead basically painted an innocent white man as a violent rapist to the public media.

Marchessault - Dubois - Drouin
Huberdeau - Danault - Duclair
Lafreniere - Roy - Beauvillier
Perron - Gourde - Gaudreau
Carrier, Bolduc, Mantha

Chabot - Letang
Girard - Savard
Matheson - Carrier
Lauzon, Benoit

Montembeault
Domingue
Levi

Rick Westhead is a fucking fag

>>149968596
good post

What would be a good post is one deboonking the idea that Calgary and Winnipeg are major league markets.

>>149968682
can it nerd

>>149967968
>>149967980
>>149968039
based

>>149968682
>major league
fuck off back to /mlb/

ppc

Been very sober lately. Weed, alcohol, coffee, cigarettes, porn, quit all of it. Feeling good

>>149968756
gretzky is on record saying that la bamba is cringe enough and that ppc takes it way too far

any raped 46 year old retards enjoying their bud1196?

>>149965071

>>149968813
>coffee
doesn't seem that necessary to quit coffee

>>149967707
Tavares = Toilet
Matthews = Toilet paper
Eichel = Ass/Asshole
Marner = Shit

been not sleeping and feeling like shit

>>149968813
alcohol is the best social lubricant, it's good to use it in moderation
coffee is good for you, it's an appetite suppressant, a diuretic, and a stimulant
porn is also good for you if you aren't having regular sex because regular exposure reduces performance anxiety and helps you last longer in bed

havent been asking and feeling great

>>149968813
I've just been sniffing paint lately

first seal to raise the stan lee

>>149968855
Dahlin = latrine

>>149968843
It was a gateway drug. I couldn't have a coffee without a cigarette. Then later in the day I couldn't have a cigarette without a drink. And I never drink without smoking weed

>>149968865
>porn is also good for you if you aren't having regular sex because regular exposure reduces performance anxiety and helps you last longer in bed
t. delusional sexless virgin

>>149967968
Nice back pressure by Bratt, the fucking retarded lazy cunt.

>>149968756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buWZvhLYpPc

before you know it you'll be blowing dudes under the queensboro bridge for your next cup

>>149968865
>Coffee is an appetite suppressant
I found the opposite, if I didn't eat something soon after having a coffee my stomach felt off

>>149968923

Lotta sex "having" larpers itt

>>149968886
wrong. i slowly weened myself off porn throughout 2023. went from once per week to once per month to no porn for 2 months straight. there was a direct correlation between how frequently i used porn and how successful i was with women.

>>149968879
My California Golden Sealsies

>>149968883
Also forgot the last thing, weed makes me want to watch porn and jack off. And it all started with that morning coffee

>>149968938
You have sex I get sex, we are not the same.

>>149968939
t. delusional sexless virgin

How do you have a powerful morning marner without a coffee?

>>149968969
whats his name?

>>149969017
Starts with Connor and ends with McDavid

Made it back before the rain

flamesbros... we suck

>>149968989
as a delusional sexless virgin i do not agree with him

>>149969062
cope we love Gary Roberts here

>>149969062
How is having three players tied thats already over 8 teams bad?

>>149969062
hoob is going to go on a 20 game tear this year

>>149969062
Gretzky and Lemieux is on an entirely different level than any other player in history.

>>149969316
imagine the 91 92 finals if the kings trade never happened

>>149969062
Just like my islanders

>>149966475
the rain isn't coming until tomorrow

package status: opened
marner status: coiled

Dwayne Jetski

>>149966993
I also like it :)

>>149969213
i agree. he'll get points in 20 separate games and probably even break 25 total!

Queer status: Queering off

>>149969479
Numale commercial

>>149968813
Congrats bro! I haven't fapped in a week. I did have sips this morning though

>>149969316
bernie nicholas literally shares a box with dwayne jetski on this chart
>>149969479
stole my joke >:[

>>149969445
supposed to come later on this evening

>>149968857
same :(
I hate the summer

>>149969479
MAGA cult member

hoob needs a spark so he can reignite

>>149969545
>goob final 80 games with Florida: 115 points
>goob first 160 games with Callgura: 107 points

>>149969573
who was his linemates with florida? conroy must bring them to the flames at any cost

>>149968989
I'm scared of losing it

>>149969586
you don't wanna know

>>149969544

> t. globohomoist

jonathan hockey reference in happy gilmore 2

Drinking a jack and coke bros.

>>149969648
buddy it's not even 4:30pm on a workday (unless it's shabbat, if which case even worse)

>>149969330
I don't think Edmonton would've gotten past Chicago even with Gretzky in 92.
>>149969522
Not with the Kangz

>>149969667
It’s 4pm on a Saturday

>>149969545
Who won the trade? Honest answers only please.

>>149968857
>>149969534
Why do you care? You don't have jobs anyway.

don't feel like cooking might just get Wendys

>>149969705
frosty nationalism

>>149969062
my flames have always been the hardworking shitter team

>>149969705
do the jeets own that too or is it just timmys?

>>149969705
gross dude

WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER

Wisconsin is the Florida of the north, so Milwaukee should get a NHL team next.

>>149969854
This but halifax

They should move laffs to halifax.

>>149969811
last time I went there it was a mexican dude

someone just gary'd in the office

>in the office on a Saturday

good goy

If stors pay me enough, I will end Benn like Johnny.

>>149969975
benn is going to end himself with cheeseburgers

>>149969960
I had some work to get done. I'm the only one here.

someone just dropped loose change at temple

thinking about anons Wendy's order

>>149970004
but that means...

about to grill some steak on my american flag themed weber grill

>>149969679
unless you celebrate shabbat, you should work on saturdays

>>149970042
It happened again
:)

>>149970130
my cousin is a converted jew and it's funny how he's turning the rest of my family mildly anti semetic

someone in this thread has a boner...

>>149970279
>my cousin is a converted jew
what is the benefit of this

being related to a jew sounds based and beneficial

>>149970352
he brings his kids over his brothers or parents house on saturdays and gets to sit there and do nothing

imagine if you were related to gary

My retarded friend works 7 days a week 15 hours a day for no reason. He's a salaried employee and he's only meant to work 5 days a week. He has never taken vacation once in his life. He got hit by a car (walking to work) and kept working in the hospital despite him having a broken arm and major concussion. The doctor was telling him not to work because it could make the concussion worse. He went to work on crutches a week later and his boss told him to go home.

I don't understand it.

>>149970414
Some people need to be constantly doing something in order to fill the void.

>>149970414
wtf. is he japanese?

>>149970414
hustle culture is a fucking trip man

>>149970462
Laotian

>>149970462
No he's white. I almost never see him anymore because he's always at work. Every time me and my friends see him it just ends up being us trying to convince him to take vacation days or not work on weekends. Its weird because he's not even happy, he always seems depressed. He also has zero plans for what he's gonna spend his money on. So I'm pretty confident he isn't working for the money or to move up in the workplace. I think he just has zero hobbies so instead he just works.

>>149970589
you and your friends need to drag his ass to thailand for a few days

>>149970589
Does he work for his Evil Step-Mother or something? There has to be an gypsy curse involved here, no one just voluntarily makes themselves miserable without reason

>>149970633
getting blown up by a cambodian artillery barrage would fix the problem but not in a constructive way

>>149970414
I have a coworker who didn't take out his 5 week given-by-law vacation in 25-30 years until he was forced to. He's got ADD and always has to do something. I partly understand because he was a raging alcoholic when he was younger and used to randomly beat up people on the street, so if he doesn't work he'd go insane.

I asked him what he would do during his vacation and he said he was going to paint cars, because he has a small side business doing that. He's over retirement age and because he's been working since forever and under the old retirement plans, his pension is basically a full salary, plus his side business, but I'm 100% sure he's either going to work until he dies or the company will fold and he's forced to retire.

>>149970633
Last time I saw him we tried to convince him to go on a road trip with us. We were unsuccessful. Its weird because I'll ask him about his last vacation (15 years ago) and he reminisces as if he remembers it fondly. And then its like "ok so if it was fun then maybe I'd be fun for you to go on another trip"? And he hums and haws but he always concludes that he can't miss work.

About the vacation days, we wasn't even getting paid out for not taking them. It makes no sense.

>>149970713
No I think he has 2 jobs. I don't remember where. He also lives at home so he has zero expenses. I think his parents sheltered him a fuck ton. Like I taught him how to bike when he was 20.

>>149970827
Based hobby painting cars. Better that than beating people off desu

Happy Gilmore 2 was pretty good it’s even save for non numales to watch.

Watched Happy Gilmore 1 like 2 years ago and found it dull and unremarkable. Step Brothers - now that's a comedy.

>>149970414
Garys ruthless but thats the price you pay if you want to step up from intern to salary

My retarded family watches Ferris Bueller every time. At least Cameron has a nice jersey.

>>149971285
GORDIE!

>>149971322

>>149971144
I got drunk and passed out before I could watch it last night.

Could the next thread be flames themed please

>>149971689
only if it's dillon dube themed

>>149971704
?

>>149971723
perfecto

>>149971569
Sad

only if its more of this girl or similar. brown asians are a white man's greatest weakness.

phoneposting

Yes sir yes sir

About time for some Copenhagen Longcut Straight, numales.

>>149971824
I also lost my vape

>>149965549
>tf
>tp

None of those guys want anything to do with cucknada. Would you?

>>149966116
maybe on planet retard

>>149959385
fixed his eye because what the fuck
I've gotta stop working on stuff when I'm super tired like I was last night

go flames go HH

>>149972353
but I like the other one
the Eye makes it unique

>terrygeneposting

>>149972388
the old one makes anya taylor-joy look normal

Dubai's not going back with flims. Never.

>mfw skating into da box

>>149972487
>tortorella raging
I am pretty sure that is his default state

>>149972161
Retard

>>149972487
why does only one mutt have such a kwabbed hairline?

Can the next thread be all in Quebecois?
Just kidding. The NHL should mandate that the only languages allowed at NHL games and official NHL events are English--with rare exceptions of cultural heritage game nights. In which case, it's cool to use Spanish, Chinese, or Quebecois once per year to announce goals and the end of periods. But no other languages. And if any team tries to use Quebecois at the draft, they forfeit their picks.

>>149972487
it's always this nigga doing the chimpiest shit

>The three Hughes brothers
222 hits in 956 career games
>One Tkachuk brother
228 hits in 72 games last season

This is the difference between growing up in Canada vs America.

>>149972693
The Jews are American you retard

>>149972743
they are ethnic canadians who grew up in canada.
luke hughes lived in canada from like ages 2-16.

>>149972487
FREE BIRD

>>149972487
>it's fucking bullshit
What is? Getting a penalty for fighting?

>>149970414
I work 50-60 hours a week and wish I could escape

>>149972929
yelling out "fucking bullshit!" is just a reflex for him when anything happens at all on the ice

>>149972984
America really is a 3rd world country. If you are employed in Sweden, 40 hours is the most you're allowed to work per week. If you work overtime you can't work more than 48 hours per week during a certain period of time.

>>149973086
I envy you guys so much. Please be grateful that you live in your country. My parents think it's incredible that I have 4 weeks of PTO a year

>>149970827
my dad is the same way. he can't quit his job since it's his autistic passion

>>149970414
Some goys are meet to be slaves

Mädchen Amick in her reproductive prime

what is the nhl equivalent of this

There was a fire in the grocery store just as I was checking out :(

>>149973934
mirin' the back of the fella on the left

I had no idea Gretzky was the Pedro Pascal of ice hockey

>>149974014
Gretzky uses anxiety as an excuse to feel up anybody he wants?

>>149974014
More like Robert De Niro

>>149973934

Walter Gretzky was the Gretzky of hockey dads

>>149974035
Chad

mitch made trb his bitch