Thread 149958508

HH edition
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Mogged edition

who has the hulkster ever heemed, honestly?
(besides gawker)

My gf HEEMed and raped my butt with her strap on hard and said I'm her bitch now.

>>149958522
/heem/

we peedub now nigga

>>149958522
MASSIVE COREY

*enters at #30* /pw/ won the war

now this looks like the thread for me

>>149958522
Not mogging anyone with those little t-rex arms.

>>149958562
Slow bros.. We need fast twitch muscle fibers.. Technique and guard can't cut it

>>149958653
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

6''3 vs 5''3

aw hell nah
this some real bullshit

>>149958508 (OP)
No? But if he lost 109 matches and each time it was because someone distracted a ref and hit him over the head with a chair because they knew they were inferior to the hulkster on a pure genetic level, and were jealous of his crowd work iq, making him 10 steps ahead of everyone around him, then it obviously wouldn't be his fault... food for thought...

>>149958687
I don't think that OP posted a question, are you really just responding to a picture?

>>149958678
What's wrong with Cormier? He looks deformed.

https://youtu.be/nEKXLr6bB2A?si=aHmPUhpfaGgRofRB&t=591

bodied that freak

brotha hogan we ride together

frank murr

Premier pour la Finlande

>>149958708
HE'S FAT!

The loudest one in the room is never the strongest

The card is in 8 hours and picks picksbong hasn't turned up what do we do

>>149958697
Let him cook

The card is in 8 hours and picksbong hasn't turned up what do we do

I'm thinking Hobert is in for another GADOOSH

>>149958761
Fins would cuck for the French

Robert Whittaker vs. Reinier de Ridder
Petr Yan vs. Marcus McGhee
Shara Magomedov vs. Marc-Andre Barriault
Asu Almabayev vs. Jose Ochoa
Nikita Krylov vs. Bogdan Guskov

>>149958801
Whittaker
Yan
Shara
Asu
Guskov

fuck big tommy gon do

>>149958801
>The Reaper
>Chetr Butr Pan
>Shara
>Ochoa
>Guskov

>>149958801
Reinier De Ridder
McGhee
Shara
Ochoa
Krylov

>>149958801
Robert Whittaker
Petr Yan
Shara Magomedov
Jose Ochoa
Nikita Krylov

>>149958809
OHH NONNN TOMMY

>>149958843
thats clearly just ai you fucking tardo

>>149958869
asspinall fan cope is insane

>>149958809
this is unironically how gayne strikes
minus the heeming part

>>149958879
I actually hate the british

>>149958801
rdr
yan
shara
asu
krylov

>>149958801
de Ridder
Yan
Barriault
Ochoa
Krylov

Wouldn't be surprised if /heem/ turned out to be the most non-White general on the board considering how much Aspinall makes you all seethe.

>>149958919
if you get revved by ganescholars that's your choice

>>149958809
I don't understand what Dana was trying to do

>>149958934
the french are also huge faggots though. I guess New Zealanders too

>>149958940
control your emotions, learn from cyril.

>>149958801
Whittaker
Yan
Shara
Ochoa
Guskov

WHERES
YOUR
HEAD
AT
AT
AT
AT

>>149958944
>learn from cyril
and do what? lose to jon jones?

>>149958954
You've already lost, but you wouldn't understand that.

>>149958962
>lost, but
Sar??

>>149958917
bro got forsene in big 2025

>>149958944
bro doesn't even know how to spell his name

>>149958930
Gane linked up with foolio shieeet

>>149958801
riddler
yan
shara
asu
guskov

>>149958801
de Ridder
Yan
Magomedov
Almabayev
Guskov

Look at how they seethe at the bare mention of his name. The ganescholar doesn't fight fruitless battles.

>>149958944
You claim to be a fan and can't even spell his name right?

>>149958675
Was hoping it was a tree stump looking guy but they just listed it wrong, he’s 6’3

"I never read a book" - Ciryl Gane

>>149958801
Rob
Yan
Mag
Asu
Gus

>>149958987
this the nigga khabib beat

>>149958675
5'3 niggas cant fight in the HW division

>>149958997
>of his name
That you cannot spell

Cereal Gun

>>149958801
Reinier de Ridder
Marcus McGhee
Shara Magomedo
Asu Almabayev
Nikita Krylov

Tfw Whitaker fight day at a reasonable time for Euros

A toast! To the enduring empire of Great Britain!

>>149958801
Ridder
Yan
Shara
Ochoa
Guskov

>>149958801
Reindeer the Riddler
Peter Pan
Shara poop
Jose
Bog

>>149958809
KEK Even hits him on the back of the head at the end. Classic based GODne.

>Curtis Blaydes dropped a BRUTAL truth bomb- and it's bad news for Tom Aspinall fans...
If anyone knows, it's the man who fought both Tom and Ngannou twice, I'm afraid.

Curtis Blaydes SOUNDS OFF on Tom Aspinall

>>149959218
Thankfully we never have to worry about that fight because the UFC absolutely won't even for a second consider satisfying its fanbase by giving them the only exciting fight at HW.

>>149958522
isn't that the guy who started going bald so he did a bunch of DMT and had a schizophrenic meltdown?

>>149959240
No that's me

>>149958801
Whittaker
Yan
Magomedov
Almabayebv
Guskov

>>149959031
is that whittaker or whitewashed ye?

Whittaker finna need full blown turkey teeth after RDR is done with him

>>149958801
Reinier de Ridder
Marcus McGhee
Shara Magomedov
Ochoa
Krylov

>>149958801
De Ridder
Yan
Magomedov
Almabayev
Guskov

>>149959232
Even at the conference where Dana said he was against it, he reallly said "I'd be surprised" if we see that happen. So Hunter and Shelby could veto him or simply bring him in and deal with him instead of Dana, theoretically.
I think they would only even entertain the idea if Tom were to beat absolutely everyone and if Jones returned and lost to Tom. Turki would have to co-promote and pay up because Francis couldn't draw a dime if you gave him a dime and a pencil.

>>149959290
>>149959293

>>149959293
Vad i helskotta

>>149958801
I really don’t know who to pick. I don’t follow mma that much. I don’t really follow anything anymore if it isn’t gambling away my entire paycheck in a day

>>149959379
Way she goes in the Nordiska Imperiet

when does it start

I could effortlessly heem you whenever I please

>>149959477
2 bongs 30 bings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2nxXMhWU3s

WAIT? Y'all really think Gane is gonna lose? Fr?

You do know he was DOGWALKING big Frank who is infinitely better than Tom AssPiss, right?

>>149958801
rob
yan
MAB
Och
kry

>>149959477
5.5 bongs

>european time fight night with a PPV-tier undercard thanks to daners abu-dhaddies
lovely

>>149960148
jamaican, irish-pollack, pollack........ englishbros, we can't fucking fight!

>>149960148
All praise to His Excellency

>>149960179
bearing in mind americas last white champion was the pride of ireland o'shaughnessy o'malley

>>149960246
cheers bossman

fifty thousand dollar… anna gun is yours

>>149960294
You can count on me, I'm solid

>>149960294
*shoots Howard*

heil heem

>>149960246
>Turkey a la Sheep
he has a live turkey under that dress that's what his name means in pakistani

>>149960294
Talmbout skyler White b? Bit of a beast

ahhh I just made a beautiful cup o'coffee

Henceforth he shall be known as Gane the gaped

It has come to my attention that 99% of heem posters don't actually know anything about Mixed Martial Arts, don't train, and don't even like watching fights in general (their disdain for less popular fight promotions). No, heem posters are more interested in forming parasocial relationships with popular fighters, then gossiping about them on here.

This place is no different than /vt/ or/dbs/

>>149960631
wouldn't know what those boards are im not a poof

>>149960631
>/vt/
>Virtual YouTubers
pedooooooo pedooooooo pedooooooooo

>>149960631
yu wan tes gwan go hed

>>149960631
fuck off you post frogs

>>149958801
Robert Whittaker
Petr Yan
Shara Magomedov
Jose Ochoa
Nikita Krylov

>>149958801
Riddler
Petri Jan
Shara Bullet
Asu
Bogdan

https://x.com/home_of_fight/status/1949040026978791478?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
Ganesisters… all that wrestling with the brazzas just to get ragdolled by a middleweight

>>149960813
PFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149958801
the Riddler
Competr Yan
Sharta
Asu Almabayev
Smith Clone

>>149960631
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

But no one remembers when volk activated a force field against ortega

>>149958801
The Riddler
Yan
Magomedov
Almabayev
Guskov

>>149960813
>"leaks" the grappling footage
>convinces tom to 100% commit to grappling
>shows up with the unscripted tdd
>beats tom's ass on the feet for 25 minutes
you hate to see it

FACT: Tom Aspinall beat Sergei Spivac in 2 minutes and 30 seconds without absorbing a single strike.

>>149960631
>Mixed Martial Arts
The fuck is that?

don't cry Jimmy Hart brother he's in heaven now

Combat sports

>>149958801
RDR
Yan by murder
Marc-Andre
Assu
Bogdan

The video that broke heem

Ken Shamrock could finish Pereira but Ankalaev could never finish Severn. Let that sink in.

Hot take: Ankalaev beats prime Jones.

The calabasas fight companion is schaubs greatest production to this day

I will never not trust a man named Bogdan. They are men of God.

>>149960813
This man is getting his third title shot.

>>149960949
have never seen spivac look worse than in this fight and im not entirely convinced that was gane's doing. he must've been sick or something

>>149961080
we don't watch brutal cockfighting here

D.C should be arrested for the threats he made against Jon's life. Sickening

>>149960631
mma?

>>149961080
Horrible and inhumane.. I could never stomach watching this stuff.

>>149958529
Really? Can she have a turn on me too?

Is Bisping called the count because he's from transylvania?

Some betting tea:

Marc Andre Barreault probably takes shara to a decision. Shara wins but its a boring fight, maybe kinda close.
I think guskov chins krylov. Krylov should be better but he's had a ton of fights and leaves huge openings especially early. Even the fights he wins he gets hurt early.
Ribas and Ricci goes to decision
Blackshear wins via clinches and humps Davey

>>149960813
thats an old footage where he was helping imavov by simulating adesanya

>>149960813
Yeah, I'm thinking the sun will never set on the Aspinall Empire

DC should be stroked on his cute big old belly

I've just come home from the assessment.

Anyone remember that webm of the gilf that was posted a while ago? She was in the kitchen and had a big Bum Bum

>>149961245
Wow, you've really got a mind for the sport, b. Picking a wmma fight to go to decision

>>149961249
a few minutes after this footage was taken imavov lost to a fat 3 days notice Sean Strickland and then 2 months later gane was submitted by Jon with no resistance

2 goofballs

Food for thought.

Big Bum Bum Tuivasa?

>>149961117
Hot take, prime everyone fought him and lost. But the neeext guy will be him for sure, just you wayyit

>>149961316
Kek no, I think her name was Gina or something

>>149961117
A guy his size who can wrestle while also having good boxing fundamentals and lightning fast hands is Jon's nightmare match up yeah

Ankalaev beats the Jones that fought Reyes but not prime Jones

Hot take, the boy is going to come with another hot take explaining that some weren't in their prime so he's a fraud. Well job wasn't in his prime for a lot of it, back at ya

>>149961245
I was surprised that Guskov is an underdog. Shara should beat Barriault handily. I don't think it'll be a boring fight.

>>149961309
I cannot tell what he is saying.

barriault literally caved a mans head in

People think Jon left 205 to duck Jan and the Reyes rematch, but really, he knew that Jiri and Ank were coming for him

>>149961405
If you need to hear the words you have not yet learned how to truly communicate with people. Communication isn't verbal. It is physiological.

>>149961332
*whipcrack* fields. now.

>>149961419
Yeah, 5 fight loss streak Bruno Silva who had his soul taken by Pereira and his eyes taken by Weidman. A win over him at this point basically doesn't count

>>149961461
skull was caved in b theres a dent there for life now

Jiri is in the fight of his life against grade 5 reading

>>149961452
Did you see my reply yesterday? A new thread was created. How old I'll look for it, it's something you need to hear, in order for you to finally pull your socks up and get to grips with life

>>149961478
Marc Andre Barriault breathes the rareified air like such legends like Michael Venom Page

>>149961511
that's all I'm sayin'

>>149961504
Jiri has read the Book of Five Rings, anything else is irrelevant

ARRRRRRRGHHHHH

>>149961452
>And how much cotton could I pick in a week? How much money would you make from that cotton? Don't you think some kind of machinery would work out better. You really are dumb aren't you, that's why you'll never be anything

>>149961534
>Now...I will snatch every brazza birthday
https://youtu.be/cfNW1ERej0A?si=vYIZCvsVVl6noL6P

>>149961534
>one eye on the camera, on eye on seagal

real recognizes real

Dana's been clapping back, it seems.

>>149961572
He was still glazing Jon as the GOAT during his Instagram announcement of Tom vs Gane. What a complete cuck

>>149961432
jones vacated 205 one month after this fight

>>149961434
What did he say

>>149958801
de Ridder
Yan
Magomedov
Ochoa
Smiff

i showered 6 hours ago and already reek of cum

>>149961606
He is telling us to relax and to move away from stress.

>>149961602
Jiri flatlined Volkan and Reyes, but was only able to TKO Rakic and Hill. The Rizin PEDs must have worn off by then

>>149961630
Relaxing these balls on top of your head

>>149958801
RDR
Yan
Magomedov
Almabayev
Krylov

guys OP here, im trans btw

>>149961452
In this heat? Let him have the day off no sense working Tobes to the bone

DANA WHITE SAYS HE WILL KILL JON JONES IN HIS OWN HOME!

>>149961505
>>149961536
Oh Tobias you are a hoot and a holler

Why is being an occultist/mason so common among bjj nerds?

D-Rod was seeing fleeing the black forge with a gas can and lighter

Bongs about to lose the dl record to a Nordic™ beast I fear

>>149961657
lmao thats who the guy in the sandhagen video looks like

>>149958522
the brutal realities of life

>>149961628
You are here to gather intelligence and sensitive information about me

Bobbysisters....

>>149961534
Unironically this ensures a Shara Bullet knockout w. Seagal has a great track record on this.

>>149961904
KEEEEEEK The Reaper is gonna take this retarded lanklets soul.

de ridder sucks so bad but I think bobby sucks worse, I'm split on that fight in I don't care who wins

>>149958801
>Robert Whittaker
>Petr Yan
>Shara Magomedov
>Jose Ochoa
>Nikita Krylov

>>149961910
Many are saying this except we call him Sensei have a bit more respect yeah

>>149961897
i already know everything about you georgi

>>149961910
Shartapova is the most inbred disgusting looking freak I've ever seen and he should be not only banned from the sport but executed by immolation so his stain is washed from Earth

fuck isis

Bit gay that

how come theres still bongs?

how long until this shit starts

i need to be spoonfed thanks

Bo Nickal will be vindicated by the time the day is over

>>149962016
Everyone got pranked. The reality is we have to submit facial recognition to watch porn now

>>149962016
They applied for heem loicense

Looks like a bong to me

>>149962027
If de ridder beats rob are people finally going to admit bo is legit?

Shart Putin

>>149962080
this kids special

>>149961924
actually i want to use this picture instead

>>149962035
your cops honestly seem like such cans I don't know why you don't get liquored up and just go heem them what are they gonna do slap you with their funny hats

pirate

>>149962186
That's Charles Jourdain

ari, my man

>>149961904
Reinier The Diddler has such an odd skull

>>149962201
>Buday to start the day
Ari is truly a man of the people

>>149958801
Robert Whittaker
Petr Yan
Shara Magomedov
Jose Ochoa
Bogdan Guskov

>>149962239
oh shit that's badass

>>149962196
who the hell

>>149958801
RDR
Yan
Sharapudding
Ochoa
Smiffkov

you're on my shit list, flyboy

>>149961770
Hahahah

>>149961770

I am a hooty hahah

Haha

>>149962398
>>149962420
>>149962435
fields. now.

Ban all bongs from interwebs

OFFICIAL /heem/ approved countries list, if your country is not listed you may NOT post here.

Georgia
Russia
South Africa
Brazil
Australia
Great Britain
USA
Armenia
Myanmar
Mexico
Iraq
New Zealand
Japan
Kazakhstan
China
Ecuador
Canada
Morocco
Uganda
Poland
Lebanon
Azerbaijan
France
Spain
Nigeria
Ireland
Italy
Netherlands
Germany
Czech Republic
Serbia
Switzerland
Uzbekistan
Dominican Republic
Moldova
Slovakia
Kyrgyzstan
Thailand
Panama

>>149958801
>de ridder
>yan
>barriault
>almabayev
>guskov

Top of the morning to you lads

Monitor status?

>>149962522
Best nights sleep of my life

IMPROVED /heem/ approved countries list, if your country is not listed you may NOT post here.

Georgia
Russia
South Africa
Brazil
SWEDEN
GREAT FINLAND
USA
Armenia
Myanmar
Mexico
Iraq
New Zealand
Japan
Kazakhstan
China
Ecuador
Canada
Morocco
Uganda
Poland
Lebanon
Azerbaijan
France
Spain
Nigeria
Ireland
Italy
Netherlands
Germany
Czech Republic
Serbia
Switzerland
Uzbekistan
Dominican Republic
Moldova
Slovakia
Kyrgyzstan
Thailand
Panama

>>149958801
Whittaker
Yan
Magomedov
Ochoa
Krylov

heem it
just heem it
dont you want to weem it zeem it?

>>149962444
Omg he still hasn't learned his lesson. Your brain hasn't evolved beyond 1920's logic. You're never going to be able to get up out of your own filth and be productive at this rate. I've tried to help you for the sake ok your dear mum (I don't care about you). She's at her wits end :(

>>149958801
>Reinier de Ridder
>Petr Yan
>Shara Magomedov
>Jose Ochoa
>Bogdan Guskov

>>149958801
rob
petr
shara
asu
krylov

name one fighter

gamrot.Gamrot.

>>149962466
>takes you down and secures a dq win via vicious autism ground and pound until enough security guards finally separate us

Are you all excited?

https://youtube.com/shorts/y_057NEQzQ4?si=ZCC8is4aU93qrqFi miss this kinography

I'm reertarded

Am I excited for this card? No, not really. Will watch it anyway

>>149961101
Supreme King Jaden was so kino

In brazilian lingo he's a gringo

i don't think i've hated a trend more than win/lose streak math
almost every top fighter has a shitty streak regularly of a few wins or losses

Kody Steele

>>149962919
My Finger has a shitty streak. Do you know why?

Kody Steer

Welcome...to my Heem Society

>>149962990
>jew brings up poop
I'm not surprised

>>149962779
why does he look so evil

Decoy Octopus

>>149963008
I've got to go and see some foggy Australian boyband next week at a concert. I thought when I became an adult I'd never have to do anything I don't want to do everything again. It sure does cost to get a shitty streak on your Finger.

How's it going with your not (new anymore) mad North African savage?

>>149963050
Jew? Haha you're a hoot

>>149963110
You're jewish.

jared cannonier is jewish

>didnt drink last night
>woke up feeling amazing with tons of energy

This is an evil winstreak
Paddy Pimplett is going to sit right next to Hulk Hogan in hell for this one

is age just a number in mixed martial arts?

>>149963240
Topuria's is almost the same, if you think really hard about it.

Reug Reug obliterated Buchecha (current biggest hype train HW in the UFC) and obliterated ONE's best fighter, who absolutely wrecked Reinier de Reddit twice. Reug Reug vs. Aspinall when?

>>149958801
Whittaker
Yan
Barriault
Almabayev
Guskov

>>149963240
Paddy beats Garth right now which is why Garth is terrified and refuses to fight him at any price.

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2nxXMhWU3s

>>149963129
Your Dog is Jewish

>>149963090
Faggy

so obviously aspinall is a washed up bum now, but was he ever good?

>>149963301
Oh man now he wants to fight a 36 year old who got zeemed by Max fucking Holloway lmao

>>149963310
bro I hope all the indians get heemed thanks for the link

>blatantly robs Jared Gordon
>Gets booked for the triple threat of washed can fighters, Tony Ferguson, Bobby Green, Michael Chandler.
Most fraudulent title run in UFC history. Makes Sean O'Malley look like Merab

>>149963310
based polbro

>>149958801
Reinier de Ridder
Petr Yan
Shara Magomedov
Asu Almabayev
Bogdan Guskov

>>149963471
Not really. His only quality wins were Pavlovich and Volkov and he has 3 bad losses on his record and was going even with 70-year-old Andrei for most of their fight. Lewis, Jailton, Volkov, Gane, and Pavlovich have better resumes than Aspinall. There are zero prospects in the HW division so it's possible Aspinall can keep the title.

if you watch anime past the age of 18 you need to be put down

>>149963687
Okay grandpa it's time for your pills now

For me it's Uma Musume season 2

>>149963687
what a retarded take. imagine think a form of media could be inherently le bad

heeeeeeeeeeeeeem

>>149963706
>>149963729
weebs get the rope

SAARRS
SSAAAAARS

>>149961534
Silva and Poatan heemed after they were taught by the great sensei. Sharta will heem.

Sup. What we watching?

>>149961904
Cutbabies are the future of MMA

>>149961910
fighting fucking barriault is what ensures a shara bullet knockout

very very salty saar

>finally a card for EU chads
>Project Epoch launches the same time the card starts
I know which one I'm picking

>>149963785
Cowboy Bebop

>>149962522
It's so over brazzas

>>149963824
That one is great. I love the setting and the soundtrack
Spike is a heemer

>>149963687
Anime website

Whittaker loves anime. He will surely win for all of us weebs haha!
>>149963785

>>149963844
They don't make em like they used to brother HH

Does TV guy still post here? It was classic /sp/. He would argue about fighters but post his TV set up and tell people that they couldn’t appreciate fights in the same way he did because their TVs weren’t as good as his. In fairness, his TV was good (I think it was a Pioneer) but he was completely deranged and it derailed a lot of threads. Going back ten years at least

>>149963860
No surprise it was made by a cross dressing homosexual

prelims in 1 and a half bongs

for me it's the shamil gaziev chronicles season 3 part 2

when the fuck does ufc start
god i hate my fucking life so much

>>149963248
earthworm jim lookin ass

>>149958801
Robert Whittaker
Petr Yan
Shara Magomedov
Asu Almabayev
Bogdan Guskov

>>149963977
Based reference. UK is redeemed

for me its anime porn

>>149963985
Takarazuka revue mogs all that other trash I fear

>>149963985
>super sentai
Jetman was a peach

poofc site says the prelims should have started 40 mins ago
when does this shit start? still watching even though i hate this fag shit fuck god fucking dammit

hapbros...

>>149963822
nobody here watch mma anyway so you good just check the results after

>>149964063
1 bong 12 bings

>>149964100
rush fucks this lil faggot up

>>149964100
Kobe Ngannou is the greatest what if in mma

>>149958801
Bobby Knuckles
Peter Yang
Shara Bullet
Jose
Bogdan

>>149964154
cool edit nerd

>>149958801
Whittaker
Yan
Barriault
Asu
Guskov

>>149964154
holy shit you fucking heemed him

I will never forget you Kobe Ngannou

Already forgot about Ngubu

Last four digits of this post is the number of times Conor Jr. will be forced to look at his dads meng photos over the course of his school career

>>149964154
You have sex with male to female transsexuals.

Tom Aspinall has a BBC (Big British Cock)

>>149964100
Hap gets heemed
Ace heemes him stiff

megan olivi's creampied pussy

>>149964250
can a nigga not live anymore?

So Francis killed Kobe Bryant?

>>149964239
You masturbate to male to female transsexuals.

>>149964267
What my meng sees after it's done hapsploding

>>149964276
man imagine climbing through her window at night and tying her up

>>149958801
BOBBY
MARCUS THE LOIN KING
SHARA BULLET
ALABAMAR
KRYLOV

>>149958801
Reinier de Ridder
Marcus McGhee
Shara Magomedov
Jose Ochoa
Bogdan Guskov

>>149958801
De Shitter
Yan
Shara
Asu
Guskov

45 bings

abu dabi is a hub of scams and human trafficking

I'm sick of it!

>card starts 8pm local time
Grim, crowd going to be dead as fuck

just how bad is josh emmett

>>149964612
I'll show you dead pal *kills myself*

>>149964612
>>card starts 8pm local time
The House of Al Saud in shambles

>>149964610
Talmbout the ass market nakkipiilo b?

>>149961904
Head is bigger, neck is thicker, torso is bigger, arms are even slightly bigger. I hate these guys. Light heavyweight is his Home

>>149963090
Heeming local for peace of mind b

>>149964700
Good boy

>>149964726
sam and dean did

>>149964683
your home is in the fields picking cotton

Heat is heeming my tummy lawd have mercy

Ilia "Defender of Zion" Topuria

I'm shitting the toilet lads

>>149958801
De Riddler
Yan
Shara
Ochoa
Krylov

Bonus: Buchecha is gonna get his shit pushed in.

My country has denied my right to goon, this is madness

>>149964749
Lucky bastard

>>149964749
You mean teaching an englishman to swim?

aspiggers 'tard son

This new quedeca album fucks

>>149964755
just have sex lmao

>>149964783
Have you seen the girls there?

>>149964791
brits slags are the ultimate straight test

>>149964783
Been telling the bongs this the whole time
>>149964791
They have foreigners there b

>>149958801
Whittaker
Yan
Barriault
Almabayev
Krylov

Our ancestors started revolutions for less

Volk caved and went the Fuck It Friday route. What a prick

I miss Lalli now that was a heemer's heemer

>>149964855
That's fucking disgusting

>>149964855
Fucking disgusting, that

>>149964855
With this, we can firmly decide that Volk is no longer a white man

i hate australians so much b

>>149964855
I would power sleem that freak if he made that in front of me

Ailin perez bunda

>>149964755
Is Rule34 also banned? That's crazy....

>>149958801
de riddler
yan
magomedov
ochoa
guskov

what are the greatest instances of shit being tanked in ufc history

>>149958801
de Ridder
Yan
Magomedov
Almabayev
Guskov

>>149964927
>cangannou

QRD on hugo?

>>149964767
Kek

>>149964950
Aperol much better

5 bings?

>>149958801
Reinier de Ridder
Petr Yan
Shara Magomedov
Jose Ochoa
Bogdan Guskov

Make the gamey

>>149965021
Replace link with zelda and this image would be based

Justin Gaethje

>>149965012
TWO TOPURIAS?!?!

Hurry up

ok faggots we
are
LIVE

>>149958801
RDR (for the lulz)
Yan
Barriault
Ochoa
Smiff

>>149964927
the round 1 of the same fight

The state of heem

THEYRE IN THE CAGE ALREADY

I want to see Shittaker lose. I love to see his friend cry on his podcast

>>149958801
De Ridder
Yan
Shara
Almabayev
Guskov

Who is that chad HW? Never heard of him before

Gamethread when?

Marc GODdard

>>149965128
Martin Buday

>>149965128
the monkey? debut fight

ok thats enough of bisbong for me

just how terrible is buchecha at takedowns

BUNDAy is HUGE (fat).
Is it the heaviest HW out there?

holy shit this nigga is so bad lmao

fucking chimp is gassed

lol buchecha finna get heemed

If i was born with a body like buchecha id probably compete in literally any sport but MMA lmao

Chad? Mendes.

why is buchecha wearing almeida shorts?

BJJ bros this buddeh is kicking our ass............

>>149965184
>>149965184
>>149965184

THANK YOU DANA
*clap clap*
*clap clap clap*

>>149965186
Given Name:
Marcus Vinicius Oliveira de Almeida

>countdown
Just came involuntarily

>>149965168
To be fair its probably kinda hard to take down someone who is so fat and big that they struggled to make weight at HW and was the last to make weight

>>149958801
De Ridder
Yan
Barriault
Almabayev
Guskov

>>149964932
His face looks a little bit like his Hat

>>149964740
Erm sorry? I'm just an innocent guy from England, what's this about?

>>149958801
reiner el retardo de ridder
petr yan
shara
asu
bogdan

Why no krav maga in /heem/

what is blud talking about

>>149958527
choked out richard belzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJflxxy_t8Y

>>149958801
>Reinier "The Dutch Knight" de Ridder
>Petr Evgenyevich Yan
>Marc-André "Power Bar" Barriault
>Asu Abaiuly "Zulfikar" Almabayev
>Bogdan Guskov

how mad will you be when du bussy gets a flop heem in the beginning of the 2nd round

>>149967213
it's a meme martial art like aikido

>>149958801
Hittaker
Yan
Shara
Asu
Krylov

>american schizo vs russian goat fucker
kino

>Cotton eyed joe walkout
Brycebros... it's over

>>149958801
>Reinier de Ridder
>Petr Yan
>Shara Magomedov
>Jose Ochoa
>Bogdan Guskov

>>149958508 (OP)
FUCKIN GO BRYCE

>>149967682
Mad?
I'll be elated

>>149958801
RDR
Yan
Magomedov
Almabayev
Guskov

>>149958801
De Ridder
Yan
Magomedov
Ochoa
Krylov

>>149967777
dric bless

Wow. I didn't even know he was sick.

test

>>149969378
Never knew Ben was trans

Damn, aggressively thinning hair.

48-47 Ridder

ONE MORE FUCKING RUN BOBBERT BRO LFG

>>149969378
Christ almighty.

>4 decisions in a row
Absolute slop

goofy is the future of mma

*outruns the raper*

riddler... i kneel...

the janny hit me with the 3 piece but im back to say that I hate de shitter now

lol @ bowing to all these arab queers. fuck islam.

Robbery Robert won the story

Rob won the fight but I called De Shitter stealing it. Rob should retire because it’s pathetic how easily he gets rocked and gasses now and RDR is an easily hittable knee spamming grappler who’s going to get heemed

Correct decision, but it was still slop. 2-2 going into the 5th and RDR just cockraoched his way to winning the round

reddit lost i fear

If anything can be learned from RDR's UFC run it's that the step in knee is actually a very good strike and more fighters should use it
It's honestly very underutilized for some reason

reddit rob vs reddit de riddler
either way heem lost

i thought it was pretty clear 48-47 in favour of whittaker but still FOTY easily

what rounds were robert supposed to be robbed of
he got controlled in the 5th when the striking was even and outdamaged in the 2nd

>>149972282
fear the reaper

>Was nearly knocked out while going life and death with a hundred year out Rob
WHAT A MUNSTER

Chatri won

YOU CAN OUTRUN THE FUCKING RAPED

if that main event hadn't been so goofy I wouldn't have enjoyed it at all

the reddit reaper won the 1st round, i'll give him that one

>>149972310
RDR and Rob are the same age

me when Rizin will mog JewFC real hard again

>reddit rob vs de redditor
should've known it was gonna be a shit fight

>>149972294
You need a good height advantage over your opponent to be as effective with it as RDR is

Just how good is Khamzat Chimaev

>>149972301
you are fucking retarded

Whittaker good career wins: Cannonier, (end of list)

Whittaker losses: Adesanya x2, RDR, DDP, Chimaev, Court McGee, Steven Thompson

Now that the dust has settled on Bobby's career, was he any good?

>hw having to clinch an obese weltherweight with miles on his body
legitimately pahetic

>>149972326
Only hot because it looks like Alice's of delicious American cheese

MW Ali

>>149972338
He's just a handsome bloke and that is what sells

>>149972338
no
wasn't even a real champion

>>149972335
uuuhhh no you are? fuck you bitch

Rip shit taker. Rdr is the future champ

You know this isn't news to any of you but I'm thinking this MMA thing ain't good for longevity. Both those guys are 34 years old, Rob is a former champion. I'm pretty sure one of my uncles could heem him, and it wasn't a good look. I remember when Dana told us it was safer than boxing, but now mma fighters are developing visible brain degeneration in both speech and enunciation skills and the ability to remember anything before even famous boxers did. Thanks Dana, you fat bald bitch

wrestling that amounts to no real offense or damage should not win you a decision. Whittaker was landing the cleaner shots and getting more of a reaction out of RDR

>>149972379
no they can't you stupid fuckhead

>>149972347
Fairy nailed this nigga when she said he looks like the low level gang mook that's too dumb to be any higher up.

common Robbie Reddit L

>>149972379
but who cares about fighter's health? they are literally in a steel cage punching eachother in the head. are we in the health care business, or the heem business? harden up nancyboy.

>>149972324
Rob has 10 times his mileage because he has been fighting tougher guys his entire career and as a result he also has no chin and DeShitter still couldn't heem him.

The only fighters on the roster who can't KO Bob at this point are RDR and Vettori.

Dutch boys run 185

cant believe bob nickal lost to this guy

That is exactly how Gane will beat Tom, believe it

>>149972379
Yeah my Tio Hector would beat the shit out of Rob in a car garage

>>149972394
aka "black"

Loved that fight desu, edge of my seat.

>>149972379
it'd be so satisfying seeing a goober like you get in the ring, take one punch to the face, and realize how sheltered you are

>>149972341
RDR has never fought at heavyweight

>>149972338
He beat Jizzy in the rematch, plus he beat Jacare and Romero x2

RDR can't fight for shit. Very suprised he won. Whitaker might be quick but he can't defend. RDR only got the knee.

>>149972420
inshallah

dutch people have the largest peniles on earth
>b-b-b-but muh self reported sub saharan conjecture!

Who wins in Bo vs Rob?

>>149972432
>Jacare and Romero
just lol

>>149972441
Bo would shit all over him

>>149972441
certainly not the fans

>>149972441
Bo if we're being honest. Kneems from hell were just Bo's kryptonite.

>>149972446
>LE EVERYONE IS A CAN
You are Chinese

>>149972433
RDR lost the story. Sad to see.

>>149972428
it's that hard to check a wikipedia page isn't it?

>>149972441
Dana White

That fight was great the first three rounds but de riddler had to do what he had to do

>>149972441
Rob ovbviously kek. Bo is pathetic and he quit.

Robviously

>>149972484
>>149972484
>>149972484

rob didn't fight with enough urgency so i don't care

>>149972465
Am I wrong? Tall af. Can't throw a jab. He doesn't know how to throw his left hand either.

>>149972446
You probably didn't even know about this sport when they were active, Chang.

Rdr is literally just Dricus but worse. A fight between them would be completely pointless.

>>149972427
You find it insulting but I suporting figthers ok? now giv me lugz boot pass

>>149972499
Yeah nah, very underwhelming performance. Was hoping hed add some spice to the division but guess thats not happening