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>>149950554
who has the hulkster ever heemed, honestly?
(besides gawker)
My gf HEEMed and raped my butt with her strap on hard and said I'm her bitch now.
*enters at #30* /pw/ won the war
now this looks like the thread for me
>>149958522Not mogging anyone with those little t-rex arms.
>>149958562Slow bros.. We need fast twitch muscle fibers.. Technique and guard can't cut it
>>149958653FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
aw hell nah
this some real bullshit
>>149958508 (OP)No? But if he lost 109 matches and each time it was because someone distracted a ref and hit him over the head with a chair because they knew they were inferior to the hulkster on a pure genetic level, and were jealous of his crowd work iq, making him 10 steps ahead of everyone around him, then it obviously wouldn't be his fault... food for thought...
>>149958687I don't think that OP posted a question, are you really just responding to a picture?
>>149958678What's wrong with Cormier? He looks deformed.
https://youtu.be/nEKXLr6bB2A?si=aHmPUhpfaGgRofRB&t=591
bodied that freak
brotha hogan we ride together
The loudest one in the room is never the strongest
The card is in 8 hours and picks picksbong hasn't turned up what do we do
The card is in 8 hours and picksbong hasn't turned up what do we do
I'm thinking Hobert is in for another GADOOSH
>>149958761Fins would cuck for the French
Robert Whittaker vs. Reinier de Ridder
Petr Yan vs. Marcus McGhee
Shara Magomedov vs. Marc-Andre Barriault
Asu Almabayev vs. Jose Ochoa
Nikita Krylov vs. Bogdan Guskov
>>149958801Whittaker
Yan
Shara
Asu
Guskov
>>149958801>The Reaper>Chetr Butr Pan>Shara>Ochoa>Guskov
john
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>>149958801Reinier De Ridder
McGhee
Shara
Ochoa
Krylov
Pre
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>>149958801Robert Whittaker
Petr Yan
Shara Magomedov
Jose Ochoa
Nikita Krylov
gane#
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>>149958809OHH NONNN TOMMY
>>149958843thats clearly just ai you fucking tardo
>>149958869asspinall fan cope is insane
>>149958809this is unironically how gayne strikes
minus the heeming part
>>149958879I actually hate the british
>>149958801rdr
yan
shara
asu
krylov
>>149958801de Ridder
Yan
Barriault
Ochoa
Krylov
Wouldn't be surprised if /heem/ turned out to be the most non-White general on the board considering how much Aspinall makes you all seethe.
>>149958919if you get revved by ganescholars that's your choice
>>149958809I don't understand what Dana was trying to do
>>149958934the french are also huge faggots though. I guess New Zealanders too
>>149958940control your emotions, learn from cyril.
>>149958801Whittaker
Yan
Shara
Ochoa
Guskov
>>149958944>learn from cyriland do what? lose to jon jones?
>>149958954You've already lost, but you wouldn't understand that.
>>149958962>lost, butSar??
>>149958917bro got forsene in big 2025
>>149958944bro doesn't even know how to spell his name
>>149958930Gane linked up with foolio shieeet
>>149958801riddler
yan
shara
asu
guskov
>>149958801de Ridder
Yan
Magomedov
Almabayev
Guskov
Look at how they seethe at the bare mention of his name. The ganescholar doesn't fight fruitless battles.
>>149958944You claim to be a fan and can't even spell his name right?
>>149958675Was hoping it was a tree stump looking guy but they just listed it wrong, heโs 6โ3
"I never read a book" - Ciryl Gane
raper
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>>149958801Rob
Yan
Mag
Asu
Gus
>>149958987this the nigga khabib beat
>>1499586755'3 niggas cant fight in the HW division
>>149958997>of his nameThat you cannot spell
>>149958801Reinier de Ridder
Marcus McGhee
Shara Magomedo
Asu Almabayev
Nikita Krylov
Tfw Whitaker fight day at a reasonable time for Euros
A toast! To the enduring empire of Great Britain!
>>149958801Ridder
Yan
Shara
Ochoa
Guskov
>>149958801Reindeer the Riddler
Peter Pan
Shara poop
Jose
Bog
>>149958809KEK Even hits him on the back of the head at the end. Classic based GODne.
>Curtis Blaydes dropped a BRUTAL truth bomb- and it's bad news for Tom Aspinall fans...
If anyone knows, it's the man who fought both Tom and Ngannou twice, I'm afraid.
Curtis Blaydes SOUNDS OFF on Tom Aspinall
>tfw you realize you're gonna get heemed by Salt Papi
>>149959218Thankfully we never have to worry about that fight because the UFC absolutely won't even for a second consider satisfying its fanbase by giving them the only exciting fight at HW.
>>149958522isn't that the guy who started going bald so he did a bunch of DMT and had a schizophrenic meltdown?
>>149958801Whittaker
Yan
Magomedov
Almabayebv
Guskov
>>149959031is that whittaker or whitewashed ye?
Whittaker finna need full blown turkey teeth after RDR is done with him
>>149958801Reinier de Ridder
Marcus McGhee
Shara Magomedov
Ochoa
Krylov
>>149958801De Ridder
Yan
Magomedov
Almabayev
Guskov
>>149959232Even at the conference where Dana said he was against it, he reallly said "I'd be surprised" if we see that happen. So Hunter and Shelby could veto him or simply bring him in and deal with him instead of Dana, theoretically.
I think they would only even entertain the idea if Tom were to beat absolutely everyone and if Jones returned and lost to Tom. Turki would have to co-promote and pay up because Francis couldn't draw a dime if you gave him a dime and a pencil.
>GUYS... I did NOT say Jon Jones. I-I said I wish I could bring "someone" to my house and permaheem...
>>149959293Vad i helskotta
>>149958801I really donโt know who to pick. I donโt follow mma that much. I donโt really follow anything anymore if it isnโt gambling away my entire paycheck in a day
>>149959379Way she goes in the Nordiska Imperiet
I could effortlessly heem you whenever I please
>>1499594772 bongs 30 bings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2nxXMhWU3s
WAIT? Y'all really think Gane is gonna lose? Fr?
You do know he was DOGWALKING big Frank who is infinitely better than Tom AssPiss, right?
>>149958801rob
yan
MAB
Och
kry
CSO
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>european time fight night with a PPV-tier undercard thanks to daners abu-dhaddies
lovely
>>149960148jamaican, irish-pollack, pollack........ englishbros, we can't fucking fight!
>>149960148All praise to His Excellency
>>149960179bearing in mind americas last white champion was the pride of ireland o'shaughnessy o'malley
>>149960246cheers bossman
fifty thousand dollarโฆ anna gun is yours
>>149960294You can count on me, I'm solid
>>149960294*shoots Howard*
>>149960246>Turkey a la Sheephe has a live turkey under that dress that's what his name means in pakistani
>>149960294Talmbout skyler White b? Bit of a beast
ahhh I just made a beautiful cup o'coffee
Henceforth he shall be known as Gane the gaped
It has come to my attention that 99% of heem posters don't actually know anything about Mixed Martial Arts, don't train, and don't even like watching fights in general (their disdain for less popular fight promotions). No, heem posters are more interested in forming parasocial relationships with popular fighters, then gossiping about them on here.
This place is no different than /vt/ or/dbs/
>>149960631wouldn't know what those boards are im not a poof
>>149960631>/vt/>Virtual YouTuberspedooooooo pedooooooo pedooooooooo
>>149960631yu wan tes gwan go hed
>>149960631fuck off you post frogs
>>149958801Robert Whittaker
Petr Yan
Shara Magomedov
Jose Ochoa
Nikita Krylov
>>149958801Riddler
Petri Jan
Shara Bullet
Asu
Bogdan
https://x.com/home_of_fight/status/1949040026978791478?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
Ganesistersโฆ all that wrestling with the brazzas just to get ragdolled by a middleweight
>>149960813PFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>149958801the Riddler
Competr Yan
Sharta
Asu Almabayev
Smith Clone
>>149960631Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
But no one remembers when volk activated a force field against ortega
bloge
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>>149958801The Riddler
Yan
Magomedov
Almabayev
Guskov
>>149960813>"leaks" the grappling footage>convinces tom to 100% commit to grappling>shows up with the unscripted tdd>beats tom's ass on the feet for 25 minutesyou hate to see it
FACT: Tom Aspinall beat Sergei Spivac in 2 minutes and 30 seconds without absorbing a single strike.
>>149960631>Mixed Martial ArtsThe fuck is that?
don't cry Jimmy Hart brother he's in heaven now
>>149958801RDR
Yan by murder
Marc-Andre
Assu
Bogdan
The video that broke heem
Ken Shamrock could finish Pereira but Ankalaev could never finish Severn. Let that sink in.
Hot take: Ankalaev beats prime Jones.
The calabasas fight companion is schaubs greatest production to this day
I will never not trust a man named Bogdan. They are men of God.
>>149960813This man is getting his third title shot.
>>149960949have never seen spivac look worse than in this fight and im not entirely convinced that was gane's doing. he must've been sick or something
>>149961080we don't watch brutal cockfighting here
D.C should be arrested for the threats he made against Jon's life. Sickening
>>149961080Horrible and inhumane.. I could never stomach watching this stuff.
>>149958529Really? Can she have a turn on me too?
Is Bisping called the count because he's from transylvania?
Some betting tea:
Marc Andre Barreault probably takes shara to a decision. Shara wins but its a boring fight, maybe kinda close.
I think guskov chins krylov. Krylov should be better but he's had a ton of fights and leaves huge openings especially early. Even the fights he wins he gets hurt early.
Ribas and Ricci goes to decision
Blackshear wins via clinches and humps Davey
>>149960813thats an old footage where he was helping imavov by simulating adesanya
>>149960813Yeah, I'm thinking the sun will never set on the Aspinall Empire
DC should be stroked on his cute big old belly
I've just come home from the assessment.
Anyone remember that webm of the gilf that was posted a while ago? She was in the kitchen and had a big Bum Bum
>>149961245Wow, you've really got a mind for the sport, b. Picking a wmma fight to go to decision
>>149961249a few minutes after this footage was taken imavov lost to a fat 3 days notice Sean Strickland and then 2 months later gane was submitted by Jon with no resistance
2 goofballs
>>149961117Hot take, prime everyone fought him and lost. But the neeext guy will be him for sure, just you wayyit
>>149961316Kek no, I think her name was Gina or something
>>149961117A guy his size who can wrestle while also having good boxing fundamentals and lightning fast hands is Jon's nightmare match up yeah
Ankalaev beats the Jones that fought Reyes but not prime Jones
Hot take, the boy is going to come with another hot take explaining that some weren't in their prime so he's a fraud. Well job wasn't in his prime for a lot of it, back at ya
>>149961245I was surprised that Guskov is an underdog. Shara should beat Barriault handily. I don't think it'll be a boring fight.
>>149961309I cannot tell what he is saying.
barriault literally caved a mans head in
People think Jon left 205 to duck Jan and the Reyes rematch, but really, he knew that Jiri and Ank were coming for him
>>149961405If you need to hear the words you have not yet learned how to truly communicate with people. Communication isn't verbal. It is physiological.
>>149961332*whipcrack* fields. now.
>>149961419Yeah, 5 fight loss streak Bruno Silva who had his soul taken by Pereira and his eyes taken by Weidman. A win over him at this point basically doesn't count
>>149961461skull was caved in b theres a dent there for life now
Jiri is in the fight of his life against grade 5 reading
>>149961452Did you see my reply yesterday? A new thread was created. How old I'll look for it, it's something you need to hear, in order for you to finally pull your socks up and get to grips with life
>>149961478Marc Andre Barriault breathes the rareified air like such legends like Michael Venom Page
>>149961511that's all I'm sayin'
>>149961504Jiri has read the Book of Five Rings, anything else is irrelevant
>>149961452>And how much cotton could I pick in a week? How much money would you make from that cotton? Don't you think some kind of machinery would work out better. You really are dumb aren't you, that's why you'll never be anything
>>149961534>Now...I will snatch every brazza birthday https://youtu.be/cfNW1ERej0A?si=vYIZCvsVVl6noL6P
>>149961534>one eye on the camera, on eye on seagalreal recognizes real
Dana's been clapping back, it seems.
>>149961572He was still glazing Jon as the GOAT during his Instagram announcement of Tom vs Gane. What a complete cuck
>>149961432jones vacated 205 one month after this fight
>>149961434What did he say
>>149958801de Ridder
Yan
Magomedov
Ochoa
Smiff
i showered 6 hours ago and already reek of cum
>>149961606He is telling us to relax and to move away from stress.
>>149961602Jiri flatlined Volkan and Reyes, but was only able to TKO Rakic and Hill. The Rizin PEDs must have worn off by then
>>149961630Relaxing these balls on top of your head
>>149958801RDR
Yan
Magomedov
Almabayev
Krylov
guys OP here, im trans btw
>>149961452In this heat? Let him have the day off no sense working Tobes to the bone
DANA WHITE SAYS HE WILL KILL JON JONES IN HIS OWN HOME!
>>149961505>>149961536Oh Tobias you are a hoot and a holler
Why is being an occultist/mason so common among bjj nerds?
D-Rod was seeing fleeing the black forge with a gas can and lighter
Bongs about to lose the dl record to a Nordicโข beast I fear
>>149961657lmao thats who the guy in the sandhagen video looks like
>>149958522the brutal realities of life
>>149961628You are here to gather intelligence and sensitive information about me
>>149961534Unironically this ensures a Shara Bullet knockout w. Seagal has a great track record on this.
>>149961904KEEEEEEK The Reaper is gonna take this retarded lanklets soul.
de ridder sucks so bad but I think bobby sucks worse, I'm split on that fight in I don't care who wins
>>149958801>Robert Whittaker >Petr Yan>Shara Magomedov>Jose Ochoa>Nikita Krylov
>>149961910Many are saying this except we call him Sensei have a bit more respect yeah
>>149961897i already know everything about you georgi
>>149961910Shartapova is the most inbred disgusting looking freak I've ever seen and he should be not only banned from the sport but executed by immolation so his stain is washed from Earth
how come theres still bongs?
how long until this shit starts
i need to be spoonfed thanks
Bo Nickal will be vindicated by the time the day is over
>>149962016Everyone got pranked. The reality is we have to submit facial recognition to watch porn now
>>149962016They applied for heem loicense
>>149962027If de ridder beats rob are people finally going to admit bo is legit?
>>149962080this kids special
>>149961924actually i want to use this picture instead
>>149962035your cops honestly seem like such cans I don't know why you don't get liquored up and just go heem them what are they gonna do slap you with their funny hats
>>149962186That's Charles Jourdain
>>149961904Reinier The Diddler has such an odd skull
>>149962201>Buday to start the dayAri is truly a man of the people
>>149958801Robert Whittaker
Petr Yan
Shara Magomedov
Jose Ochoa
Bogdan Guskov
>>149962239oh shit that's badass
>>149958801RDR
Yan
Sharapudding
Ochoa
Smiffkov
you're on my shit list, flyboy
>>149961770I am a hooty hahah
Ban all bongs from interwebs
OFFICIAL /heem/ approved countries list, if your country is not listed you may NOT post here.
Georgia
Russia
South Africa
Brazil
Australia
Great Britain
USA
Armenia
Myanmar
Mexico
Iraq
New Zealand
Japan
Kazakhstan
China
Ecuador
Canada
Morocco
Uganda
Poland
Lebanon
Azerbaijan
France
Spain
Nigeria
Ireland
Italy
Netherlands
Germany
Czech Republic
Serbia
Switzerland
Uzbekistan
Dominican Republic
Moldova
Slovakia
Kyrgyzstan
Thailand
Panama
>>149958801>de ridder>yan>barriault>almabayev>guskov
Top of the morning to you lads
>>149962522Best nights sleep of my life
IMPROVED /heem/ approved countries list, if your country is not listed you may NOT post here.
Georgia
Russia
South Africa
Brazil
SWEDEN
GREAT FINLAND
USA
Armenia
Myanmar
Mexico
Iraq
New Zealand
Japan
Kazakhstan
China
Ecuador
Canada
Morocco
Uganda
Poland
Lebanon
Azerbaijan
France
Spain
Nigeria
Ireland
Italy
Netherlands
Germany
Czech Republic
Serbia
Switzerland
Uzbekistan
Dominican Republic
Moldova
Slovakia
Kyrgyzstan
Thailand
Panama
>>149958801Whittaker
Yan
Magomedov
Ochoa
Krylov
heem it
just heem it
dont you want to weem it zeem it?
>>149962444Omg he still hasn't learned his lesson. Your brain hasn't evolved beyond 1920's logic. You're never going to be able to get up out of your own filth and be productive at this rate. I've tried to help you for the sake ok your dear mum (I don't care about you). She's at her wits end :(
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>>149958801>Reinier de Ridder>Petr Yan>Shara Magomedov>Jose Ochoa>Bogdan Guskov
>>149958801rob
petr
shara
asu
krylov
>>149962466>takes you down and secures a dq win via vicious autism ground and pound until enough security guards finally separate us
https://youtube.com/shorts/y_057NEQzQ4?si=ZCC8is4aU93qrqFi miss this kinography
Am I excited for this card? No, not really. Will watch it anyway
>>149961101Supreme King Jaden was so kino
In brazilian lingo he's a gringo
i don't think i've hated a trend more than win/lose streak math
almost every top fighter has a shitty streak regularly of a few wins or losses
>>149962919My Finger has a shitty streak. Do you know why?
Welcome...to my Heem Society
>>149962990>jew brings up poopI'm not surprised
>>149962779why does he look so evil
>>149963008I've got to go and see some foggy Australian boyband next week at a concert. I thought when I became an adult I'd never have to do anything I don't want to do everything again. It sure does cost to get a shitty streak on your Finger.
How's it going with your not (new anymore) mad North African savage?
>>149963050Jew? Haha you're a hoot
>>149963110You're jewish.
jared cannonier is jewish
>didnt drink last night
>woke up feeling amazing with tons of energy
This is an evil winstreak
Paddy Pimplett is going to sit right next to Hulk Hogan in hell for this one
is age just a number in mixed martial arts?
>>149963240Topuria's is almost the same, if you think really hard about it.
Reug Reug obliterated Buchecha (current biggest hype train HW in the UFC) and obliterated ONE's best fighter, who absolutely wrecked Reinier de Reddit twice. Reug Reug vs. Aspinall when?
>>149958801Whittaker
Yan
Barriault
Almabayev
Guskov
>>149963240Paddy beats Garth right now which is why Garth is terrified and refuses to fight him at any price.
we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2nxXMhWU3s
>>149963129Your Dog is Jewish
so obviously aspinall is a washed up bum now, but was he ever good?
>>149963301Oh man now he wants to fight a 36 year old who got zeemed by Max fucking Holloway lmao
>>149963310bro I hope all the indians get heemed thanks for the link
>blatantly robs Jared Gordon
>Gets booked for the triple threat of washed can fighters, Tony Ferguson, Bobby Green, Michael Chandler.
Most fraudulent title run in UFC history. Makes Sean O'Malley look like Merab
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>>149958801Reinier de Ridder
Petr Yan
Shara Magomedov
Asu Almabayev
Bogdan Guskov
>>149963471Not really. His only quality wins were Pavlovich and Volkov and he has 3 bad losses on his record and was going even with 70-year-old Andrei for most of their fight. Lewis, Jailton, Volkov, Gane, and Pavlovich have better resumes than Aspinall. There are zero prospects in the HW division so it's possible Aspinall can keep the title.
if you watch anime past the age of 18 you need to be put down
>>149963687Okay grandpa it's time for your pills now
For me it's Uma Musume season 2
>>149963687what a retarded take. imagine think a form of media could be inherently le bad
>>149961534Silva and Poatan heemed after they were taught by the great sensei. Sharta will heem.
>>149961904Cutbabies are the future of MMA
>>149961910fighting fucking barriault is what ensures a shara bullet knockout
>finally a card for EU chads
>Project Epoch launches the same time the card starts
I know which one I'm picking
>>149962522It's so over brazzas
>>149963824That one is great. I love the setting and the soundtrack
Spike is a heemer
Whittaker loves anime. He will surely win for all of us weebs haha!
>>149963785
boom
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>>149963844They don't make em like they used to brother HH
Does TV guy still post here? It was classic /sp/. He would argue about fighters but post his TV set up and tell people that they couldnโt appreciate fights in the same way he did because their TVs werenโt as good as his. In fairness, his TV was good (I think it was a Pioneer) but he was completely deranged and it derailed a lot of threads. Going back ten years at least
>>149963860No surprise it was made by a cross dressing homosexual
prelims in 1 and a half bongs
for me it's the shamil gaziev chronicles season 3 part 2
when the fuck does ufc start
god i hate my fucking life so much
>>149963248earthworm jim lookin ass
>>149958801Robert Whittaker
Petr Yan
Shara Magomedov
Asu Almabayev
Bogdan Guskov
>>149963977Based reference. UK is redeemed
>>149963985Takarazuka revue mogs all that other trash I fear
>>149963985>super sentaiJetman was a peach
poofc site says the prelims should have started 40 mins ago
when does this shit start? still watching even though i hate this fag shit fuck god fucking dammit
>>149963822nobody here watch mma anyway so you good just check the results after
>>1499640631 bong 12 bings
>>149964100rush fucks this lil faggot up
>>149964100Kobe Ngannou is the greatest what if in mma
>>149958801Bobby Knuckles
Peter Yang
Shara Bullet
Jose
Bogdan
>>149964154cool edit nerd
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>>149958801Whittaker
Yan
Barriault
Asu
Guskov
>>149964154holy shit you fucking heemed him
I will never forget you Kobe Ngannou
Already forgot about Ngubu
Last four digits of this post is the number of times Conor Jr. will be forced to look at his dads meng photos over the course of his school career
>>149964154You have sex with male to female transsexuals.
Tom Aspinall has a BBC (Big British Cock)
>>149964100Hap gets heemed
Ace heemes him stiff
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megan olivi's creampied pussy
ngub
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>>149964250can a nigga not live anymore?
So Francis killed Kobe Bryant?
>>149964239You masturbate to male to female transsexuals.
>>149964267What my meng sees after it's done hapsploding
>>149964276man imagine climbing through her window at night and tying her up
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>>149958801BOBBY
MARCUS THE LOIN KING
SHARA BULLET
ALABAMAR
KRYLOV
>>149958801Reinier de Ridder
Marcus McGhee
Shara Magomedov
Jose Ochoa
Bogdan Guskov
>>149958801De Shitter
Yan
Shara
Asu
Guskov
abu dabi is a hub of scams and human trafficking
>card starts 8pm local time
Grim, crowd going to be dead as fuck
just how bad is josh emmett
>>149964612I'll show you dead pal *kills myself*
>>149964612>>card starts 8pm local timeThe House of Al Saud in shambles
>>149964610Talmbout the ass market nakkipiilo b?
>>149961904Head is bigger, neck is thicker, torso is bigger, arms are even slightly bigger. I hate these guys. Light heavyweight is his Home
>>149963090Heeming local for peace of mind b
>>149964726sam and dean did
>>149964683your home is in the fields picking cotton
Heat is heeming my tummy lawd have mercy
Ilia "Defender of Zion" Topuria
I'm shitting the toilet lads
>>149958801De Riddler
Yan
Shara
Ochoa
Krylov
Bonus: Buchecha is gonna get his shit pushed in.
My country has denied my right to goon, this is madness
>>149964749You mean teaching an englishman to swim?
This new quedeca album fucks
>>149964755just have sex lmao
>>149964783Have you seen the girls there?
>>149964791brits slags are the ultimate straight test
>>149964783Been telling the bongs this the whole time
>>149964791They have foreigners there b
>>149958801Whittaker
Yan
Barriault
Almabayev
Krylov
Our ancestors started revolutions for less
Volk caved and went the Fuck It Friday route. What a prick
I miss Lalli now that was a heemer's heemer
>>149964855That's fucking disgusting
>>149964855Fucking disgusting, that
>>149964855With this, we can firmly decide that Volk is no longer a white man
i hate australians so much b
>>149964855I would power sleem that freak if he made that in front of me
>>149964755Is Rule34 also banned? That's crazy....
>>149958801de riddler
yan
magomedov
ochoa
guskov
what are the greatest instances of shit being tanked in ufc history
>>149958801de Ridder
Yan
Magomedov
Almabayev
Guskov
>>149964950Aperol much better
Hugo
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>>149958801Reinier de Ridder
Petr Yan
Shara Magomedov
Jose Ochoa
Bogdan Guskov
>>149965021Replace link with zelda and this image would be based
Justin Gaethje
>>149965012TWO TOPURIAS?!?!
>>149958801RDR (for the lulz)
Yan
Barriault
Ochoa
Smiff
>>149964927the round 1 of the same fight
THEYRE IN THE CAGE ALREADY
I want to see Shittaker lose. I love to see his friend cry on his podcast
>>149958801De Ridder
Yan
Shara
Almabayev
Guskov
Who is that chad HW? Never heard of him before
>>149965128the monkey? debut fight
ok thats enough of bisbong for me
just how terrible is buchecha at takedowns
BUNDAy is HUGE (fat).
Is it the heaviest HW out there?
holy shit this nigga is so bad lmao
>when your entire strategy is centered around single leg takedowns and your opponent immediately stuffs each one you attempt
lol buchecha finna get heemed
If i was born with a body like buchecha id probably compete in literally any sport but MMA lmao
0197
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why is buchecha wearing almeida shorts?
BJJ bros this buddeh is kicking our ass............
THANK YOU DANA
*clap clap*
*clap clap clap*
>>149965186Given Name:
Marcus Vinicius Oliveira de Almeida
>countdown
Just came involuntarily
>>149965168To be fair its probably kinda hard to take down someone who is so fat and big that they struggled to make weight at HW and was the last to make weight
>>149958801De Ridder
Yan
Barriault
Almabayev
Guskov
>>149964932His face looks a little bit like his Hat
>>149964740Erm sorry? I'm just an innocent guy from England, what's this about?
>>149958801reiner el retardo de ridder
petr yan
shara
asu
bogdan
Why no krav maga in /heem/
what is blud talking about
>>149958527choked out richard belzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJflxxy_t8Y
>>149958801>Reinier "The Dutch Knight" de Ridder>Petr Evgenyevich Yan>Marc-Andrรฉ "Power Bar" Barriault>Asu Abaiuly "Zulfikar" Almabayev>Bogdan Guskov
how mad will you be when du bussy gets a flop heem in the beginning of the 2nd round
>>149967213it's a meme martial art like aikido
>>149958801Hittaker
Yan
Shara
Asu
Krylov
>american schizo vs russian goat fucker
kino
>Cotton eyed joe walkout
Brycebros... it's over
>>149958801>Reinier de Ridder>Petr Yan>Shara Magomedov>Jose Ochoa>Bogdan Guskov
>>149967682Mad?
I'll be elated
>>149958801RDR
Yan
Magomedov
Almabayev
Guskov
www
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>>149958801De Ridder
Yan
Magomedov
Ochoa
Krylov
Wow. I didn't even know he was sick.
>>149969378Never knew Ben was trans
Damn, aggressively thinning hair.
ONE MORE FUCKING RUN BOBBERT BRO LFG
>>149969378Christ almighty.
>4 decisions in a row
Absolute slop
goofy is the future of mma
the janny hit me with the 3 piece but im back to say that I hate de shitter now
lol @ bowing to all these arab queers. fuck islam.
Robbery Robert won the story
Rob won the fight but I called De Shitter stealing it. Rob should retire because itโs pathetic how easily he gets rocked and gasses now and RDR is an easily hittable knee spamming grappler whoโs going to get heemed
Correct decision, but it was still slop. 2-2 going into the 5th and RDR just cockraoched his way to winning the round
If anything can be learned from RDR's UFC run it's that the step in knee is actually a very good strike and more fighters should use it
It's honestly very underutilized for some reason
reddit rob vs reddit de riddler
either way heem lost
i thought it was pretty clear 48-47 in favour of whittaker but still FOTY easily
what rounds were robert supposed to be robbed of
he got controlled in the 5th when the striking was even and outdamaged in the 2nd
>>149972282fear the reaper
>Was nearly knocked out while going life and death with a hundred year out Rob
WHAT A MUNSTER
YOU CAN OUTRUN THE FUCKING RAPED
if that main event hadn't been so goofy I wouldn't have enjoyed it at all
the reddit reaper won the 1st round, i'll give him that one
>>149972310RDR and Rob are the same age
me when Rizin will mog JewFC real hard again
>reddit rob vs de redditor
should've known it was gonna be a shit fight
>>149972294You need a good height advantage over your opponent to be as effective with it as RDR is
Just how good is Khamzat Chimaev
>>149972301you are fucking retarded
Whittaker good career wins: Cannonier, (end of list)
Whittaker losses: Adesanya x2, RDR, DDP, Chimaev, Court McGee, Steven Thompson
Now that the dust has settled on Bobby's career, was he any good?
>hw having to clinch an obese weltherweight with miles on his body
legitimately pahetic
>>149972326Only hot because it looks like Alice's of delicious American cheese
>>149972338He's just a handsome bloke and that is what sells
>>149972338no
wasn't even a real champion
>>149972335uuuhhh no you are? fuck you bitch
Rip shit taker. Rdr is the future champ
You know this isn't news to any of you but I'm thinking this MMA thing ain't good for longevity. Both those guys are 34 years old, Rob is a former champion. I'm pretty sure one of my uncles could heem him, and it wasn't a good look. I remember when Dana told us it was safer than boxing, but now mma fighters are developing visible brain degeneration in both speech and enunciation skills and the ability to remember anything before even famous boxers did. Thanks Dana, you fat bald bitch
wrestling that amounts to no real offense or damage should not win you a decision. Whittaker was landing the cleaner shots and getting more of a reaction out of RDR
>>149972379no they can't you stupid fuckhead
>>149972347Fairy nailed this nigga when she said he looks like the low level gang mook that's too dumb to be any higher up.
>You know remember Robert Whittaker
>>149972379but who cares about fighter's health? they are literally in a steel cage punching eachother in the head. are we in the health care business, or the heem business? harden up nancyboy.
>>149972324Rob has 10 times his mileage because he has been fighting tougher guys his entire career and as a result he also has no chin and DeShitter still couldn't heem him.
The only fighters on the roster who can't KO Bob at this point are RDR and Vettori.
cant believe bob nickal lost to this guy
That is exactly how Gane will beat Tom, believe it
>>149972379Yeah my Tio Hector would beat the shit out of Rob in a car garage
Loved that fight desu, edge of my seat.
>>149972379it'd be so satisfying seeing a goober like you get in the ring, take one punch to the face, and realize how sheltered you are
>>149972341RDR has never fought at heavyweight
>>149972338He beat Jizzy in the rematch, plus he beat Jacare and Romero x2
RDR can't fight for shit. Very suprised he won. Whitaker might be quick but he can't defend. RDR only got the knee.
dutch people have the largest peniles on earth
>b-b-b-but muh self reported sub saharan conjecture!
>>149972432>Jacare and Romerojust lol
>>149972441Bo would shit all over him
>>149972441certainly not the fans
>>149972441Bo if we're being honest. Kneems from hell were just Bo's kryptonite.
>>149972446>LE EVERYONE IS A CANYou are Chinese
>>149972433RDR lost the story. Sad to see.
>>149972428it's that hard to check a wikipedia page isn't it?
That fight was great the first three rounds but de riddler had to do what he had to do
>>149972441Rob ovbviously kek. Bo is pathetic and he quit.
rob didn't fight with enough urgency so i don't care
>>149972465Am I wrong? Tall af. Can't throw a jab. He doesn't know how to throw his left hand either.
>>149972446You probably didn't even know about this sport when they were active, Chang.
Rdr is literally just Dricus but worse. A fight between them would be completely pointless.
>>149972427You find it insulting but I suporting figthers ok? now giv me lugz boot pass
>>149972499Yeah nah, very underwhelming performance. Was hoping hed add some spice to the division but guess thats not happening