Thread 149960521

>Lap:
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>>149959344

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
202

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 241 (+7)
NOR: 232 (+6)
VER: 173 (+8)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 124 (+5)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 473 (+13)
Ferrari: 227 (+5)
Mercedes: 210 (+0)
Red Bull RBPT: 180 (+8)
Williams Mercedes: 62 (+3)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 717.19 (+64.59)
HAM: 690.58 (+41.39)
NOR: 660.61 (+22.97)

>News:
Qualifying: 3 bongs
Sprint race: VER PIA NOR LEC OCO SAI BEA HAD

>even f1tv openly calls it a slurper
best track on the planet btw

cant wait for SPA to get removed from the calendar, what a joke race

amx

Nice to see Piastri humbled by the Verstappen
He was getting a little too proudy.

how long till qualy im eepy

Anyone wanna fight?

AMX is the F1® SPRINT by Gatorade WINNER

>>149960550
YEAH LET'S FUCKING GO CUNT

>>149960405
>Both of you are clearly too poor to actually visit here.
boy, I literally visited here last winter

>>149960567
wtf that's we say here

>>149960569
>Visiting Poland in the winter
Bleak.

reposing from last thread
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWl885nA

mclarencheats can afford to run the absolute highest df wings on any track, while having zero tyre deg

Floridan Logan Hunter will boil you up a hot pot of Gatorade when you visit

what if naomi starts lactating on air

>>149960588
Both are shit. Get better options.

>>149960597
>both part of the fluidleak family

>>149960586
that's clearly salem village in the photo though
I know the colonials aren't the best at geography but Jesus

>>149960538
>women realize drivers aren't 6"3 gigachads and fuck off
>F1 is saved

>>149960591
have a sook cunt

>>149960538
I'm shorter than Lando :(

>>149960616
fuck off skip

Gatorade

Naomi Schiff is VERY pregnant

>>149960620
Your whole nation needs to apologise, they way you all acted was outrageous.

what happens on lap 19 of the race tomorrow

>>149960626
I fucking HATE Americans and their endless fucking ads everywhere.
I HATE IT.

>pregnant Naomi
MUH DICK

>>149960627
>Naomi Schiff is VERY pregnant
Not yet.

>>149960620
Anyone they put there will die. They keep Yuki because they know it doesn't matter.

>>149960632
we will lovingly remember Anthoine

Who is this homeless man?

>>149960633
Every car, driver, and barrier in F1 is covered in ads since forever. Now you're triggered by the word Gatorade?

He's already given up.

>>149960642
It's been a rough month for Christian Horner

she (real) noticed as well
https://xcancel.com/SCUDERIAFEMBOY/status/1949058153829613983#m

doubters?

I'm so close to buy Max merchandising, he keeps making history

Nico Rosberg could still be driving on the grid today instead of Lance Stroll if he didn't quit.

I might not be here for qualy, won't be going into details, just informing you in case anyone was wondering.

i would never knock up a woman like this
hell, i'd never even date one
women with shit hair are pump and dump only

>>149960642
Dr. Okun

I like Andrea Stella's accent. Pleasantly Italian without being over the top (Valsecchi)

>>149960656
i think i know why

belgium next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KiAZ5XJEH0

>>149960642
Looks like a saturday morning cartoon villain

>>149960654
hell no, he's genuinely better off being a WEF shill with infinite money and racing clout as the man who beat the 7 time world champion in equal machinery.

>>149960646
This is definetely the week where its gonna finally set it
He was talking about winning a championship with them like 20 hours ago, he'll never mention it again after this sunday.

>>149960648
Woman are so stupid they don't realize he's standing next to a goakeeper, a man whose first job requirement is "be very tall"

>>149960681
You're saying that because you know he would have beaten the neekeri at least two more times, indonisean

i fucking forgot about the sprint, i thought today was sunday
sooo, how was it?

>>149960683
friend..

>>149960633
That is a symptom of neurodivergence, go see a psychologist and get medicated.

>>149960702
it was

>>149960702
yes
>>149960709
no damon hill please

>>149960642
The slayer of the slurping

>>149960682
His only chance is ferrari doing another cheat engine next year and even with that he needs to defeat sharl.

>>149960702
Good if you're a Max fan, bad/boring/worst track ever if not.

>>149960709
>>149960718
>>149960734
ok, ill watch it on monday then, can be bothered
FUCK THE FUCKING TERRORIST KNOWN AS YUKI TUSNODA

>>149960703
I know f1 drivers are short. I'm saying anyone around 170cm would look like tsunoda if they're standing next to Cortois

and where was george russell
i think he's posting garbage itt

>>149960693
>you know he would have beaten the neekeri at least two more times
you mean like the time he needed to have less mechanical DNFs than Lewis to have a chance?

>>149960693
He only beat the ngubu because his engine blew
Otherwise he just didn't get close enough
But that still says a lot about his opponent that he had as much trouble as he did considering how close they were the whole time they raced

>>149960743
friend..

>>149960747
>>149960750
Cope seeth and dilate, trannies

>>149960642
the fuck, Horner transitioned in 2 weeks?

>>149960702
max destroyed 2 illegal cheatlarens on the best track of the calendar

>>149960757
>cope
Then why aren't you attempting to correct me.

>>149960702
>>149960734
I did like max having to do everything perfectly to cockblock the mclels.
Just like japan.

1 Germany - Michael Schumacher - Ferrari - Goddyear - 44 laps - 1:33:46.717 - starting position: 3

>>149960769
the only thing he had to do was not have a massive lockup into t1, which nobody in the race did. even his lap 1 overtake on piastri was basically a DRS overtake with no way to defend against by piastri.

>>149960784
>Goddyear

>>149960793
yeah, well, I'm at my 5th can of beer

>>149960769
good defende then? here is much easier to overtake than in japan, and oscar knows how to overtake, not like goblino

>>149960791
Actually píastri could have done some waving to try to stop max, i found it weird he didnt even try

>>149960791
proxycel cope

god fucking damnit i overslept
did i miss anything worthwhile?

>>149960827
hulk hogan died

>>149960769
Yeah agreed, people are calling this sprint shit for some reason (mclel couldn't get carried by DRS) but it was very Suzuka esque and it wouldn't have taken much of an error for ps3 to cruise past. Max only had to defend a single time which was caused by a bad final chicane.

>>149960665
how dare you summoning the goat

>>149960807
weaving does nothing but pick up dirt and slow you down, so not really

So Mekies is the GOAT that fixed Red Bull?

>>149960838
People who watch Schumacher following Alonso for 13 laps in Imola and call it "real racing" are the same people calling this a "slurper"

NORLECPIA

Which drivers do you think have had Natalie's Pinkham?

>>149960882
spa is a lot worse because you spend 1 lap between each overtake attempt, and the car ahead only has to get 1 corner right to have a perfect defense

>>149960858
Soul of motorsports died with Camal and Marlboro

>149960909
This VPN retard thinks Spa is worse than Imola for overtaking

>>149960882
yeah right, smaller cars, schumacher was 1-1.5 sec faster than alonso, no drs, etc
i havent seen the sprint yet, but sounds like a bad comparison

>>149960911
Loved it when Marlboro were still sneakily advertising on Ferrari cars even after the tobacco advertising ban, the cheeky kunts

>>149960954
rapist!!!

Femboy sex
...Anyways, as I moved into the class, there he was, glazing at me in a suggestive way. As the class was about to start, he whispered to my ear "Come to me after school". I was absolutely BLEEDING. My face turned red like a damn TOMATO and I knew he knew that. It was obvious from there, we were both in love.
And the school bell rang, I followed him and texted my mom I will be over at a friend's house.
So I went to his room after school. It looked really nicely with pink all around. We were playing together on his gaming PC. But it got intense quickly. Our laps started touching, and we both got erections.
He started to give me the look, and I gave one back. We exchange kisses on the cheek and forehead. Then on the lips, and we start to make out.. it was fucking awesome
He unzipped my pants and started lightly stroking my penks with his hand. It felt so good, as if he was really experienced at this. He was letting out soft moans to turn me on EVEN MORE. I was rock hard at that point. He started stroking harder, giving me kisses on the tip and base.. god, that felt like heaven.
He initiated sucking the tip, and taking his time doing it. Progressing slowly alllllll the waaayyyy to the bottom. He wanted to be throatfucked.
...
He pushed me to his bed, and started taking off clothes himself. "Wanna return the favor?" He asked. I let him stick it into my glorious hole. I was so fucking feeling it, the adrenaline, the pleasure. Everything was perfect. It was the best day of my life getting to fuck him like that.
He was getting faster, more rough. I've never wanted to be buttfucked like that in my whole life until then. He came in my booty, and it gave me a warm, fuzzy, tingling feeling. It was literally DRIPPING outside as well. We were both heavily breathing from all that.
...Turns out he was just using me for personal use, just to fuck me over in another way.
(I regret writing all this while having an erection)

>another notebook
Which f1 car would you want to see Ted get run over by?

Ted Kravitz has the air of a man who loves a good pegging from his wife after a long flight back home.

>>149960969
Just go to a gay brothel mate. I'm sure they'll provide you the services of a fine twink

>>149960989
sexy looking thing

>>149960971
The Tyrrell P34 six wheeler

I have a sudden hankering for cigarettes

>>149961010
picked up some dunhills from me local baccy shop today. almost certain they're knockoffs but i'll give em a go

>>149961010
I gave up 4 years ago, and now I want a good old 20 pack of Marlboro reds

>>149960971
>>149960971

Do brits really say 'European' when referring to continental Europe? Do they not realize what continent they are on?

>>149961010
Go for it champ. You deserve it.

what are chances the quali will be more exciting than the race

>>149961010
Don't feed the tobacco jew, if you're going to kill yourself please pick a method that is more efficient and less smelly

when will the mclel drivers start worrying about winning races and not just worry about finishing ahead of their teammate?

>>149961032
Would you prefer us to call you krauts?

>>149961041
My grandmother smoked cigarettes for 70 years, and died peacefully in her sleep at the age of 88. Smoking only affects the genetically weak.

>overtake kept replaying the sprint quali over and over instead of the actual sprint
>it was a slurper anyway
Thanks I guess?

>>149961032
>Great Channel Storm, Continent Isolated
I can't believe this was a real headline

>>149961032
Yes we do. It's just a verbal shorthand, from the context it's usually clear whether we mean mainland Europe or the continent in its entirety.

>>149961075
Probably apocryphal since no one can seem to find the actual original source

IM GONNA SMOOOK

For me it's Yerp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVp3ieHtRE

why is the f2 broadcast so quiet
nevermind they raised the volume as I was typing

>>149960969
can I get a TLDR

for me its Girther

This track is so overrated. Races here are always shit. Just because it is not street track does not make it good.

>>149961197
kys proxycel

>>149961197
what are your favorite three tracks on the calendar?

>>149961197
maybe we should have a race in 'finland' on one of your great 'finnish' tracks

>>149961196
impressive use of emojis, 'phone - picture - holding phone - satellite' really makes me feel like I'm there

>>149961234
24 races in interlagos

What does the R in RODIN stand for?

>>149961196
I scrolled for about 20 seconds wondering if it was ever going to be anything different until I got bored. Why the fuck are people like this?

>>149961271
that's one. what are the other two?

juan

>>149960521 (OP)
I missed the sprint. QRD?

>>149961273
I think you know

TOTAL
SHITTER
DEATH

goethe you fucking shitter

someone almost got huberted

>>149961291
All other tracks are shit

THINK ABOUT HUBERT AND VAN 'T HOFF!!

the track isn't shit
formula 1 is shit

fkino always delivers

ARE LUKE OUT

>>149960601
Saar

I am literally shaking here. He almost died.

>spinning between o ruush and radillon
OMGOMOGMG just like hubert

Verschoorbros.. looks like 5th time was t the charm after all..

somebody post the replay pls

fuck I wish it was Hamilton or one of the McLels

>>149961234
1. austria

2. jeddah

3. baku

just make them race over the oil spill, who cares

>>149961431
uhh, THE ENVIRONMENT???

>spend millions just to driver in F2 for years
Please give that money to me

nice jump

I need a stream pls

>>149961259
where we dropping?

>>149961464
>surname after gun
Burgers are insane

>>149961468
understood, we're checking

>>149961426
Baku has been shit the last few years though. It used to give fun races because it caused meme shenanigans but now that the drivers are used to it there's nothing to it anymore.

Minì

>>149961426
trash

>>149961499
if chuck gets a pole there again this year then he'll have 5 consecutive poles in the same track with 0 wins (6 if you count the 2023 sprint)

>>149961499
2024 was kino overload

>anti-rigged for crawford
nice

Truth is that every track and car is shit. I have been hate-watching this since 2014.

>>149961464
he has played mirror's edge

>>149961464
>noted for crossing the track on foot

1. Test circuit

2. Trial Mountain

2. Special stage route 11

>>149961549
The tracks are mostly fine, just not designed for modern F1 barges.

>>149961579
Everything is shit. Even you.

>>149961586
peak sisu

>>149961575
1. Apricot Hill
2. Trial Mountain
3. El Capitan

>>149961575
>Trial Mountain
I want to die there

kushmaini saars...

girther
absolute monster

3 redbulls

>>149961622
what corner you wanna slam in?

why is the f2 sprint longer than the f1 sprint

FUCK F1
WATCH DEATHWHEEL
https://www.bbc.com/sport/motorsport/live/cvg82llnz7pt#player

oliver is making so many mistakes

>>149961696
After long tunnel just straight ahead

KWAB

KWAB

kwab

love when drivers KWAB themselves in their home races

concede retard

kwab

lmao rekt

This commentator is a waffling fool.

victor martins ouwe lul

nice podium you had there heh

time for DUNNE DUNNE DUNNE

>>149961734
>replay from 2024
Nah

>F2 teams attempting to double stack
lmao

>>149960615
as it should be
drivers have to be short and light to fit into short and light cars

rip girther and the other two three
they'll get eaten

why was #the future max behind PEPE?

AND IT'S ENDING
AND IT'S ENDING
W O W

Who tf is shields

quali in 1 bong 40 bings. it will be either
1. NOR PIA VER
2. NOR VER PIA
3. PIA NOR VER
4. PIA VER NOR
5. VER PIA NOR
6. VER NOR PIA

>>149961843
they didn't tell you?

go mini!

Lindblad crashing out

>>149961302
Amx went amd>>149961302

more like lindBAD

>>149961810
It's live, they stopped until the rain passes. They'll be racing again soon.

Alex Brundle will say something and yap for thirty seconds then say the exact opposite of what he said earlier like we won’t remember

>>149961877
>no racing in the rain
Turnleft tier faggotry

>>149961843
SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECHO
LIMA
DELTA
shield(s)

>>149961849
jesus christ you came up with that all on your own?

Mini is choking

peep is shit in quali, but fucking great in wheel to wheel

Of course Max wins, he has fastest car

>Dunce
>Sharti
>StanACK

fornarolibros we're winning again

Fornabros is the dream real?

rip megatuna

megutenoff

can't park there mate

it's over

Race ogre

Minìbros!

gaaaaaaaaay

I HATE THE FIA
I HATE THE FIA

good race by pepe, broken front wing, unable to pass oliver, but great defense to dunne

FORNA
MINI
ITALY YES WE ARE SO BACK WHO IS NARG

>ending race under yellow
fuck liberty
fuck fom
fuck mercedes

mini penis

michael masi would have never let this happen

nihon bros why did Yuki get P11 if Max could get P1 pls explain

>>149961980
doesn't run the new parts

>>149961980
the baka gajin are holding him back

Quick! Where to stream quali? Strims is down

>>149961954
always love to see the white of their eyes.

>>149961980
yuki doesn't have the fingerspitzengefühl max has
should've been painting bisque dolls as a teen

gay

>>149961980
ahead of both mercedes cars, hamilton and the recently overjerked hülkenberg

>>149961980
How long has Max been with the team? How long has Yuki been with the team?

>>149962034
1,81 meters and 1,61 meters disrespectively

>>149962054
I bet yuki is lying about being 161cm and he's 159cm

>missed "race" because I was fucking around
>leclerc 4th, hobbolton 15th
lel, the fuck happened now

>>149962076
just imagine

gimi

>>149962089
Nick isn't much bigger

>>149961891
Your loss.

Miga was a qt

dis neguinho aight

>>149962102
too bad he evolved into east asian with old age

poz3 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149962079
Ferrari's meme "upgrade" package happened

>>149962111
I want Haas to win the race like Jordan did then, yes.

>>149962126
miga truly exhibiting the finngolian phenotype here

>>149962151
I'm retarded, I thought that was 98

All time sprint points top 10.

125 — Max Verstappen
78 — Charles Leclerc
72 — Lando Norris
72 — Carlos Sainz
63 — Oscar Piastri
60 — George Russell
56 — Lewis Hamilton
53 — Sergio Pérez
11 — Pierre Gasly
10 — Lance Stroll

>Be Hamilton
>Shit the bed so hard it's hard to find excuses
>"Sooooo... Gaza kids amirite?"

>>149960633
This a symptom of great intelligence and mental health. Keep doing what you're doing.

>>149962179
Lewis was spotted with a new pullover

>>149962179
The jews have forsaken him. He's fighting back

>>149962210
mein negger

>>149962228
Does this mean Elkann will fire him now?

>>149962179
Did he really mention Gaza

>>149962179
who would be so retarded to birth new kids into the hellhole that is gaza anyway? I'm pretty sure the transbians from berlin and new york would donate condoms and birth control pills to prevent this

f1 because kelly gets it raw

>blaming the track
>not the sprint
Why would anyone risk pushing for maybe a point or two?

>>149962241
No. He must suffer

>>149962269
It's the narrative they're pushing to justify Spa's rotation on the calendar.

>>149962256
Them having kids makes yahudis seethe, just like AMX beating the mclel shitters while in the 7th fastest car

>>149962269
The circuit is not built for sprints, since modern F1 cars are so close in performance from front to back that sprints, essentially first stints in races, don't give options for teams to pit.
>>149962296
9th fastest, only Alpine is slower.

>>149962265
Oh I thought he brought it up in a post-sprint interview to change the subject kek

zesty eyes

>>149962265
can't this fucktard focus on racing?
poois should just fuck off and do unicef work, instead of trying to fix the world on instagram

>>149962269
that and with them having only 1 free practice they dont have enough info about the tires, so they have to take over conservative strategies and go slower than they could
>>149962313
that would have been so funny

>>149962269
The sheer number of people in here blaming the track instead of the format and the cars is making me lose the last bit of faith I had in the general.

>Prema out of Indycar after 1 season

I hope the same happens for Shartillac after 2026. Segregate motorsports. F1 is for Europeans. Farm to Finish IndyCART 500 presented by Java House is for Americans.

>>149962265
only time I'll agree with him
fuck israel

amx

>>149962265
>shit on track
>SJW off track

Black Vettel

>>149962265
based

>>149962323
he doesnt enjoy racing, he spent most of his time racing with the difficulty set to easy, no challange, and got bored, he found other things to entertain him
>>149962339
they were doing decent, there was always something missing, but with time they could polish it

>>149962265
Just drive the car, car driver.

>>149962370
Prema's withdrawal is about money.

>ignore the genocide
>just watch racecars haha
>don't ask questions

>
>
>

no racing
no politics
just bear

>>149962390
gays are inherently political

>>149962375
kek

>>149962396
no

unironically normies expect all famous people, actors, athletes whatever to 'use their voice' and 'talk about important issues' because they have a 'moral responsibility'.

fuck, i laughed with a bearpost

>>149962396
>t. Trumptard

>>149962411
he's just like me

>>149962422
rent free

>>149962089
God damn sometimes I wish I was small just so I could get smothered by giantess like this

>>149962460
>I wish I was small
no you don't lol

>>149962380
keep that cutfag shit on the cutfag board, bro >>>/pol/

>>149962380
yes

>>149962534
>cutfag
I don't think you know what that means.

>>149962493
you don't know him

>>149962542
stay cut

>>149962544
she takes huge shits

>>149962549
actually ass size is irrelevant to fart smell/noise and shit size/smell

>>149962544
Fuck I skipped the gym twice this week, I could look so much better if I didn't slack off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ8tmwUaTR4
>wow, wet race setup? sounds like something slower
>wow, 10kph slower on the longest straight? must me the wet setup
>but 10kph faster in the next 3 corners? no we dont talk about it
in reality piastri had more downforce than other drivers and he was faster over one lap, if more downforce at spa in 2025 is quicker than less downforce, then in 2020 "wet setup" with more downforce was.. slower? f1 fans are retarded and it is not even funny at this poin
yelistener was good in 2019 when he started leaking telemetry, but since 2022, all his videos are reposts or with worthless "notes"
other examples
2018 spa first lap overtake, Vettel did it because of "le godly (dog whistle for "cheated") engine", but dont look at force india behind that almost gaped hamilton with worse engine (confirmed in 2023 season when everyone was openly talking about better-worse customer engines with Aston Martin)
now Verstappen did the same 1st lap overtake, with smaller rear wing, smaller downforce and less drag, but now they dont talk that is was the engine, because it was not, like in 2018 it was not the engine
>2018? oh it was cheated engine
>2020? oh more downforce was slower

>>149962555
Perhaps. But this woman does take huge shits.
t. Knower

>Johnny Herbert won Le Mans in the 787B
Damn I do have to respect him a little now...

>>149962644
Marko won in a 917

>>149962265
surprised he has the balls to say this t b h

>>149962265
I thought political statements were banned. How did he get away with this?

>>149962676
...because it's on his instagram account and not at an official F1 event?

Preliminary performance pecking order for 2026 according to insiders;

>Frontrunners
Mclaren
Williams
Aston Martin

>Midfield A
Ferrari
Mercedes
Alpine
Red Bull

>Midfield C
Haas
Audi
RB

>Backmarker
Caddilac

You'd think that there would be numerical values attached to the telemetry showed on tv, rather that trying to interpret an specter

>>149962265
what kind of mandella effect is this
he already posted this in his mercedes days. then they forced him to delete the post

i hate the ghostcar

>>149962711
>his mercedes days
Wrong timeline bro.

I hate the preshow but the rage from hearing Brundle's voice is the only thing keeping me awake

Bros, we can now post even more ugly post-wall woman.
We have now an infinite supply of women of the exact demographic that /f1/ prefers.

>>149962687
then why don't other drivers do this? This looks like something that could easily be exploited

>>149962711
its a unicef repost, he is a UN ambassador, its his job
its nothing, you guys are exaggerating a bit

>>149962736
/f1/ prefers girls aged 8-14 and men aged 18+ though

>>149962736
based /g/eeks

>>149962739
alonso did the same thing at the start of the war, reposted an UN children post about the israeli kids dead
they are ambassadors of the un

>>149962773
Zyzz is hoverhanding because she isn't worthy of his touch

>>149962736
I am using a command to choose a completely random file and extract it from the leak.
So i can supply /f1/ with their prefered type of women.

unzip -p lol.zip `unzip -l lol.zip | shuf | head -n 1 | sed -e 's/.*dump/dump/'` > lol.jpg

>>149962773
/pol/ did it, though, and the 'farms stored it

>>149962789
samuela l. jackson

15 minutes

>>149962789
Don't care about the selfies I want to know how many women talked shit about me there

>>149962809
until formula 1 changes forever

>>149962810
why would a roastie talk shit about you there, anon?

It's all American as far as i can tell

gimi

>>149962826
true

>>149962210
>terrorists
(((who))) could be behind this post i wonder

>>149962810
They all think you're great.

>women-only dating app
LESBIANS???

>>149962785
>Zyzz was hoverhanding because he was gay
ftfy

it won't rain

>>149962849
lesbians!

>>149962849
It's not a dating app, its a gossiping and cyberbullying app, where you can dox and shit talk men.
It's basically the female version of MGTOW or incel.is.... just actually much worse, because neither MGTOW nor incels targeted individuals.

>>149962876
bed death status?

>>149962736
>thousands get exposed
>they still asking why they are not let in

>>149962876
Remember when a girl spread Faye Reagan's pussy and it was full of warts?

why are the spanish like this

>>149962296
Fastest on the straights so it's the fastest car.

>>149962912
Why do Brits love jumping off balconies? Why do Germans love digging holes at beaches?

>>149962611
yeah...

>>149962269
Sprints are good on a good track.

dun dun dun

DUNDUNDUN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASfVIFUw20Y
i miss kmag

>>149962925
Nice view, nice breeze, best your life will be.
Name a better time to kill yourself

DUN DUN DUN

>>149962887
like in what sense? i remember a screenshot in which a guy asked a girl out and she, by mistake, sent him the text she meant for her friend group chat, in which she was roasting him (i dont know if the pic was real or not, but you get the point)
something like that?

>cgi
gay

>>149961575
1. Rome Short
2. High Speed Ring
3. Smokey Mountain South

>>149962951
LATE

>>149962876
Wait... I've seen that meme before....

>time for the big one
Is someone about to die?

DUN DUN DUN

gimi

>>149962976
Digits and Norizz

lot of franquistas on the track, what will their boy do?
i like how we have the c1 c3 and the c4 tires

Ollie...

bear penal

Alonso is such a douche
Lmao

>>149963005
thats a weirdly shaped cock cage

>>149963032
Might as well when you're the unluckiest driver in the world.

>>149963032
almost fucking died right there
halo wouldn't save him

lmao

window licked

>>149962876
boobs too small

Just like my irl traffic.

Alonso sounds traumatized by that horrifying incident, i hope he is ok.

KWAB

Is strol a genuine imbecile?

FUCK OFF STROLL

what a shitshow

AHEM!
fuck twinks

kek

ajajjajajjajajajjajajjajajajjajajajaja

what were they thinking here?

CAM ON AMX

>>149963064
ok, but be gentle

Willy surge

>>149963073
>thinking
they weren't

>stewards excuse your attempted murder because of your flag
a travesty

>>149963052
ive been to bucharest once and holy shit dude your traffic is... insane. its like theres no rules.

get strolled bitch!!!!!!

stroll was not in the wrong there, you are just antisemites
YEAH RIGHT, THATS A FUCKING PENAL

SUPER AMX

>>149963083
ok, but be gentle

Good entry into Le cum there.

>>149962912
Why do the Spanish hate tourists who spend a bunch of money and leave after a week but love African migrants who take their money and never leave and rape their women

>>149963073
Built up a bit of goodwill in Silverstone, may as well cash in

Why did it take two laps in the sprint for them to show the positions on the left of the screen?

Cam on Max do it again

Hulk Hogan

Ozzy Osbourne

>>149963114
dont you have the exact same problem?
what a stupid question

>>149963127
that's nicht gonna work for mich brüderrrr

Green cars civil war

>>149963133
We don't shoot our tourists with water guns

First race without horniness

>>149960535
Leave it to F1 to make spa look boring

that shot of max going up eau rogue from behind was nice

>>149963139
I'm surprised you get tourists at all.

>>149963139
i meant white hate in general
brexit resulted in fewer white migrants and more brown migrants

>>149963132
>>149963127
The guy who voiced Professor Oak and Gary Oak in Pokemon.

>>149963148
Mekkies has a 100% win rate so far

>>149963148
Sharl's uncles slowly taking over the grid

!!

>>149963151
It's ok, 2026 regs will save F1 and add overtakes to all tracks.

>follow car for the whole lap
>commentator hypes it up
>driver just dives in to the pits
so exciting sport

Lawson apologize

Much beefier wing on amx this time

>>149963162
and Permane a 100% point rate

>>149963162
0/0 is undefined

STOP THE COUNT

>>149963148
i started squezing my sausage for a few moments after seeing the sexy webms in the /f1/ threads today and now i suddenly do not feel so good :(
i feel deflated in my brain with a slight headache even though i barely did anything

>>149963166
Yuki seat status?

>>149962912
Bc the British unironically fuck shit up in Spain, they’re a fucking menace. American tourists suck but we don’t get belligerently drunk and fight randoms.

>>149963095
It's even worse now with all the asean food delivery immigrants that drive scooters anywhere they want.

who are we cheering for today?

stop the count

no offense but whenever Brundle narrates a lap I stop listening, no idea why but it puts me to sleep

>>149963162
sprints arent real races even if you agree with the results

>>149963190
Sweaty.

>>149963199
i cheer for anyone to crash and die

where is horny?
is he, is he safe? is he alright?

>>149963199
gasman

CAM ON ALONSO

>>149963207
No offense to who

>rain

its over max sisters

>>149963209
its our year next year fren

Reminder that Gasly has exposed more drivers since 2020 than Verstappen has.

Marko, the seat
>Okay Liam, from next week you're driving for Red Bull again
Hey man, I was just joking. Please. NOOOO ANYTHING BUT THE RED BULL SEAT

>>149963185
You lack discipline.

>>149963199
this week he will finally win a race as drinkenfizzoberführer

>>149963199
Its more about the drivers I don't want to win (Hamilton, Norris, Russell) because of the obnoxious way the british commentators glaze them
I'm happy with literally anyone else winning

>>149963218
not on spa, don't give them a reason to not bring it back

>>149963233
3=3

>-0.6s
yeah it's over

>>149963233
A backmarker exposing other backmarkers isn't that impressive.

>>149963242
My balls have been aching for the last 3 days

gums

guys he's attacking into poop on

stop zooming in on celebrities
reeeee

slurp

>>149963127
Hulk pole brother, the Hulkster goes over even in death

>>149963257
Jesus those were some gums lol

>>149963254
That's cancer.

>>149963233
i would call him underrated but he got exposed at red bull

the mclel literally looks like it is on rails with how stable it is

>>149963233
Gasly in 2025 is like Albon in 2023/2024
Middling car that makes him look better than he is because of his dogshit teammates

>>149963254
lekarz your balls, mate

please another mercedes elimination

double merc elimination time

Hamilton out in Q1

I can already tell what’s going to happen with Yuki. They’ll let him out too late, a yellow flag will happen when Kimi spins again, and he’ll finish 16th.

>>149963274
No that's blue

>>149963280
fair point except Albon struggled against a rookie Colapinto while Gasly is smashing up a more experienced Colapinto
and Albon never beat someone like Ocon

>>149963254
If you’re not ejaculating, you should get a wet dream once every few weeks to relieve that pressure. I’m probably due for one, just seeing the thumbnails on these webms is making my dick twitch.

>>149963219
It's seems in his hornyness he killed him

will antonelli or colapinto bin it?

God I wish Hamilton was in that zone right now

How come Toto still has a job when Mercedes is pure shit, Antonelli is pure shit and Max doesn't want to drive for them?

why do they always put alonso so early on the track?
>>149963300
last season at monaco ocon was winning 6-1, only after what happened i monaco gasly began winning, but even then he was unable to win the head to head

>>149963315
Merc closed the door on Max, not the other way around.

>>149963313
colapiss most likely

shamtonelli

CAM ON LANCE

BORT

>>149963321
Gasly claimed a software problem caused his early season struggles
but in 2023 he was slightly better already

RIP Hulker.

>>149963322
>YEAH WHATEVER I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO DRIVE OUR CAR ANYWAY

>>149963322
>Merc decided to keep Russel instead of getting Verstappen
You brits really love making up stories.

>>149961172
>I've never wanted to be buttfucked like that in my whole life until then"
ngl, sounds like something an estonian would say, fr fr desu senpai

museo out

NARG IS OUT!

Pls Hamilton out

KWABonelli

Bort and Bear are the real deal

grimi

>>149963315
>why doesnt the team fire the guy who is team principal, team CEO and team owner?

AHAHAHAHA

fuck

>>149963315
He owns a big part of the team

Nothing ever happens.

what a shitshow aston
13-0
that was a penal for the bear, so fucking clear
>>149963338
i dont remember about 23

KNOCK HIM OUT

HAM OUT

asston

Sharton marin

KWAB!

Nice rocketship Newey
Still got it

asston shartin

never a real gimi

>shartonelli
>aston shartin

>>149963296
I was led to believe Polan women had big boobs. What's the problem?

>ANT out in Q1
kek what a bitch

>narg
>asston

>>149963322
>merc said it so it must be true
lolling @ anglos

>Lewis in Q2 by a flea's asshair
fuck

asston shitton

>>149963368
>>149963379
DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY'VE HATCHED

Bart...

kwab

/f1/ btfo

>Bea 5
>ocon 15

Kwab

Antonelli is trash lmao

kwabs

damn antonelli is really mid

max/shartonelli swap when ?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TRACKJANNIED

>>149963398
>track limit

KWAB

LEWIS OUT IN Q1 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOOOOOL

Oh no no no mega kwab

KWABMILTON

>>149963364
high downforce config, aston are betting on rain

>Homolton deleted
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

haha

KWABMILTON

ASTON SHARTIN

>LEWLEW TRACKJANNIED
100 MILLIONS PLUS TIP
NO REFUND

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
KWAB

THAT'LL BE $100 MILLION DOLLARS PLEASE
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>149963403
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SIT THE FUCK DOWN

haaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Neguinho out in Q1
KWAB

BORT IN

19-20
i dont know if i can watch this

>>149963410
>>149963411
>>149963414
>>149963418
OK NOW THEY'VE HATCHED

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

RACISM STRIKES BACK

courtney

>aston martin bring upgrades for "to check new aero tunel data correlation"
>dead last in qualifying

>>149963343
>>Merc decided to keep Russel instead of getting Verstappen
Uhh yes, that's literally what happened.

BORT IN

OY VEY

>>149963433
THIS IS GETTING MANIPULATED MAN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

CAREERS GO TO DIE AT FERRARI

>>149963449
Thanks Newey

>Shitmilton
>Garbagemilton
>Uselessmilton
>Washedmilton
>Fraudmilton
>Waste-of-moneymilton
>Losermilton

>am i out?
kinda grim but i still kek'd

>>149963448
thats a man

kwab

>>149963442
Tell me what ad you're seeing

P16 again HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAHHAHAAÀ

But look at all the instathot plants in the audience wearing his merch!

OH FUCK YES

Lmao hahahhahahahahAhHhHHHGGahahaags

But what about the Gaza kids?

I recently started playing assetto corsa and I can barely get through spa in one piece in 2 minutes. How do I go faster?

BORT BROS IT'S NOT OVER YET

LEWIS EAT THE KWABOLI
WE EVEN HAVE PARMESAN

>>149963448
I love women so much it's unreal

((They)) punished him because he stood up for G*z*

>hamil-tan
nya and kawaii

>ham
>ham
>ham
>ham
>ham
>ham

>>149963448
she should be my sugar momma

>>149963453
HAM OUT

>>149963479
hot tbdesu

>>149963364
reminder that el museo is being fed to the entity to make up stroll's natural ~5s pace deficit

>>149963463
You could hear the team didn't want to tell the spoiled carbabby.

>my stream was on ad break

what are you guys watching

>>149963314
Thank you Anon

SIR

total death to hamtarts, hamspammer and s.e.a. schizos
ahahahahaha

>POOIS
JUST

>>149963481
just don't brake lol

>hamilton lap time deleted
>fuck yeah

kek what a bracklimits

>>149963434
all according to my plan

wait isnt that raycist

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

>alo P19
What a fucking piece of shit of a car. The new upgrades (downgrades) hitting again as usual. They'd better do a rocketship for 2026. In Newey we trust.

>>149963448
cute little boy

racism won

>>149963479
grande bortoleto
soldado de alonso

it got manipulated?

>SIR
>LEWIS
>HAMILTON

KWAB

kwab

Remember a year ago in the Monza FP1 where everyone told us that Antonelli was super quick in the first corners and we all should be scared?

are they adding a weighbridge penalty on top?

>>149963480
He can go give them lifts.

>>149963495
Thanks to capitalism, I can afford a stream that doesn't have ad breaks.

black man cast out again
fiadolf

racist track limits

all those times lewis would go outside track limits biting him now

>>149963509
ah, i see now. you were manifesting this. thank you anon, you gave me a good laugh.

>>149963495
F1TV, don’t tell me you’re a poor that has to watch conventional tv or, god for it, pirate streams

>Rari is protesting in
KWABERONI

>>149963476
"asian" dentist or something like that

Why doesn't he just stay between the white lines? I thought he was supposed to be the best driver of all time?