KEK WHAT A JIU JITSU BITCH
just tuning in how's it been plz?
Disguisting what heavyweight MMA has devolved into.
>>149965184 (OP)Why doesnt buchecha just hit that fat sloob on the stomach?
buchecha is the reason we have the contender series
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Another 10 leg parlay heemed once again
on the first fucking leg once again
BY FUCKING HEAVYWEIGHTS ONCE AGAIN
Why can't blowjob jitsu fighters learn how to wrestle? Abominable wrestling.
>>149965218>he fell for the buchacha hype trainbetter pray he finds a hail mary submission
>>149965212No impact. The power will be absorbed by the padding.
Butchchadcha should pull an oliveria and get rocked so they engage on the ground
>he fell for the one fc meme
Reug Reug oneshots the entire UFC HW division.
Buchecha winning is for the good of the heavyweight division, buday trains with aspinall so theyโll never fight
How many times has rogan finished so far in this fight talking about the jujitzu credentials
parker porter heems buchecha
A Paul Felder and bisping kino heck yes Ari is goated
Robert Whittaker vs. Reinier de Ridder
Petr Yan vs. Marcus McGhee
Shara Magomedov vs. Marc-Andre Barriault
Asu Almabayev vs. Jose Ochoa
Nikita Krylov vs. Bogdan Guskov
>big fat shitter is too fat to stand up
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149965252Unironically couldnt tell the difference between reug reug and ngannou
What time do the cuties fight?
>>149965260joe isnt in the commentary bud? but he's probably drooling at the mouth watching at home
>buchecha is a monster>look how big he is
please stop with the countdowns I canโt cum again so soon
Both fighters were stalling and completely out of gas lol
>>149965269Robert Whittaker
Marcus McGhee
Shara Magomedov
Asu Almabayev
Bogdan Guskov
Boochachja is NASTY on the mat b
when do the good fights start
Oh Buday is on and not bootay. Well, guess you have to finish what you start...
heavyweights are so fucking bad
even wmma is better than most heavyweight fights
fucking slow blob shitters
So is he Buchecha or Almeida?
What does Buday even do?
He's a heavyweight but doesn't have KO power so what's the point?
>>149965299just watch on espn you homi
Why the fuck isnt this jujitsu champ throwing leg lock rolls and shit?
the winner should fight Mo Usman for a title eliminator
lmao buchecha lost
rip bozos
Bo chchchchia is a monster
>>149965318i'm not your homie fag
BJJ bros this can't be happening............
Aspinall is never losing lmfao
fat strickland has 0 urgency
Heavyweights everybody lmaooooooooooo
SOMEONE DANGLE A BANANA IN FRONT OF BUCHECHA FOR GODSAKE
If this was a taekwondo champ he would be throwing kicks all fight so why wont this clown throw a single fucking sub against a nothing fat HW journeyman, jesus fuck
>>149965364He lost to jones
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOH THEY'RE HUGGING
>>149965364Gane heems Tom Reddit
Aspinall will be champ for like 20 years
Nah man this shit is embarassing
Someone webm the last 15 second of this """"fight"""" please
yup Buday 29-28 unanimous decision, vindicated again.
Just how good is Shamil Fucking Gaziev
>>149965269Robert Whittaker
Petr Yan
Shara Magomedov
Asu Almabayev
Nikita Krylov
Shara Bullet Bullet Bullet.
that fight has me rethinking my life. this is what i'm doing at noon on a saturday in the summer?
>>149965399He will be the Demetrius Johnson of Heavyweight. 10+ title defenses, because nobody in the division is good enough.
brazilian journalists were hyping this bum all week kwab
Brazilians used to be good at mma
BUDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>149965299Come home white man
my gf's parents have cable i'm gonna watch an official ufc feed for the first time
Walker would've taken his foot home.
EZEK BUDAY HEGYEK
EZEK BUDAY HEGYEK
EZEK BUDAY HEGYEK
EZEK BUDAY HEGYEK
buchecha got tired within 2 minutes of doing nothing
>>149965434Thought they blocked british access. Whats happening?
Ubereats forgot my side cheeseburger, they got the big mac and nuggies but not the backup cheeseburger and now Im finished and slightly not full enough
So fucking pissed, cancel the gamethreads, Im not in the mood anymore
Based Bootyman winning it for the Hulkster
steve win vs mo yaya? based
If my last name was Nguyen my nickname would be "Finna"
>>149965364>>149965399>Asspissnall>Ever winning a fight again after Gane heems him
>le 35-year-old HW prawlspect with no wrestling, no striking, and no gas tank
Beast of a division.
what the fuck is this grandma ai ad?
i am literally starving but it is too early for fight snacks
wtf how do you cope with trials and tribulations like these
The UAE warrior! akin the Ultimate Warrior.
>>149965482in america we donโt have this issue itโs always snack time
>>149965482what if eat fight snakscs early?
>>149965482make yourself a little sandwich
I weight 160lbs but I'm sure I could beat the shit out of these blob heavyweights, they have no cardio, fucking pathetic
>>149965482greek yog
'evia
sliced strawbs
>>149965482Do ten pushups and ten squats.
>>149965482i ate a bowl of spaghetti
Fat beats steroids yet again
>>149965482feast your eyes on these
Its official Heavyweights are worse than Wmma
Slovakia, say hello to a real contender!
21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN
>>149965498Yeah but youโre 5โ2
>>149965184 (OP)Gi Jiu Jitsu exposed again
need a heavyweight tournament to weed out all the bums. this shit is getting ridiculous.
>>149965482Be so poor that you can't even consider snacks
>>149965519That guy was the BJJ heavyweight goat since 2009, he has won adcc, abu Dhabi grappling, gi, no gi, every BJJ competition you can think of, don't disrespect him like that
>>149965299Come home white man
Is ninja culture a big deal in Kansas?
i'm 193cm 123kg never trained but could make it to the top 10 at hw anyway
>>149965538I look like that
>>149965458No worries mate, you only missed some of the first fight, came in at the right time.
LET'S GO VIETNAM!
IT AIN'T ME!
>>149965553kek did you get banned
>>149965559Spainairds are typically low test and meek so I doubt it, you guys are more built for soccer and being twinks
This Yahya guy sucks. Very poor form. Shouldn't be in th UFC.
this muzzie looks like khabib's loser cousin figures he's a can too sad bum phenotype
>thread 2 even though its the first thread
FUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HERHOGG
kek Yahya has been heemed 4 times already
Kek is this the softest chin in ufc history? 4 first round knock downs so far
this guy is fucking dogshit !!!
>>149965574what sport are swedes good at
both these niggas are amateur level
HOLY SHIT ARABS SUCK LOLOL
Imagine not being able to finish this guy. Story loss for Nguyen. Van would never.
Yahya provides the heems
(On himself)
this nigga has a cardboard chin
the pilowest of fists meets the softest of chins
lion heart !! never give up!
Yahya is like those goats that fall over at the slightest tap.
what the hell is this fight
Yahya is CuM sPunk tier. These sandpit cards get some real throwback style fighters that nowhere else allows.
the man bounced like a BreakDancer someone WEBM that
herzog is the realest ref
HEEEEM
*pauses*
HEEEEEEM
*pauses*
HEEEEEEEM
*pauses*
HEEEEEEEEEEM
*pauses*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
*pauses*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
LET HIM DIE HERZOG
this time for sure!
or not?
>>149965559>123kg>271.1lbsMate, you couldn't even make the weight
Isn't Herzog fucking awesome?
based herzog letting the round finish
how do you get KO'd that many times and keep fighting
ref should have stopped the fight at the last knockdown
What happens when you pit a chinless goatfucker against a ricecel with zero ground game?
last one looked bad
>>149965633hes literally recovered, herzog is a good ref
C T E C T E C T E C T E C T E C T E C T E C T E C T E C T E C T E C T E C T E C T E C T E C T E
Is Heemzog based or pay off for this ref job?
New meta just dropped,
Put all your weight backwards so any punch drops you and you take minimal damage/get a small chance to recover
Arabs would rather let their man get killed than lose top kek
10-9 Yahya more impactful strikes
Now you see why muslims cling to the brazzas so hard.
Its like he's barely getting hurt from the knockdowns. I dont understand. And why is that chink not finishing him???? wtf is this fight for fucks sakes
>>149965639YEAH BLUDS 3 PEBBLES OVERWEIGHT LMAO
>>149965634Some sheik has big money on Yahya. He isn't stopping the fight unless Yahya is dead.
jandiroba zleems both of these bums
I've seen refs step in for 1/10th of that.
>>149965646right, he was actually out on that one and his leg folded backwards
Is it just me or is Nguyen's brow ridge is to pronounced for a viet? He doesn't look vietnamese, I get the impression of Chinese heritage
I hate Bisping on the Mike pun intended
If Nguyen loses he'll be exposed as the biggest heartlet in UFC history
bro just wrestle
even if you've never done it before this is not working meng
>>149965666herzog is not leaving abu schaubi alive if he stops that fight
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History in the making
reminds me of when I knocked down my opponents like 10 times in a fight playing the UFC games
>gassed out at 4 minutes of R2
elite fighters btw
>>149965669its a generic name for all asians in the states. its like smith or williams
Whats the ufc record for most knockdowns in a fight? Not even halfway through and we're ar 8
Both fighters and punchlets but also even bigger chinlets. Nguyen is winning mostly on better striking form and being less of a heartlet.
Herzog should've stopped it when Nguyen got knocked down
>>149965701It was 5. It's broke by this fight
>>149965482just eat 4 cheese burger or a different light snack to hold you over
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how do we know he doesnt just have a god chin and nguyen has the heeming power of a different god
>Clearly losing
>Can't stop the fight because it's an arab fighter in Abu Dhabi
What a dumb fight.
You can safely bet against both of these guys regardless of whom they fight next in the UFC.
This fight is the weili vs joanna of the middle east
Hertzog is getting killed by a sniper in the gantries if Yahya loses
I saw the laser dot
holy fuck the guy has a garloid on his head now, just stop it
>>149965732Cannot stop the fight because Nguyen isn't ever landing a decisive blow.
>>149965732shut the fuck UP
>>149965730Bob Sapp type stuff. People forget, man.
His eye looks fine, ufc is getting soft
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20-15 so far, think he needs a finish
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If any of you ever fought me, youโd end up looking like Yahya here
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Yall dont have heart like yahya
>>149965742Someone tell this abomination that good striking form isnt helping it to pass the look test.
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Holy fuck, how fucked is he?
I TRIED SO HARD AND GET SO FAR
IN THE HEEMD IT DOESNT EVEN MATTERS
The fighter should sue Herzog.
>>149965765>>149965760>>149965757>>149965756Imagine punching it and popping it mid fight
wtf did zog just declare a doctor stoppage on his own?
Pathetic performance by Yahye skillwise, but showed great heart.
He may be a loser, but a real one.
His face grew its own Qatar
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Meme fight of all time
>>149965780he wanted to keep fighting and recovered everytime
>>149965662>Its like he's barely getting hurt from the knockdownsit was so weird
it's like every one of them was just an on and off switch and he was back
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>>149965787Good call, bluds face was mashed
Herzog didn't let Yahya be a warrior
so Yaya won the story, no?
why are muslims so evil, they wanted their own to die.
>>149965773Is that blood or his eyeball hanging down
herzog could've stopped it at any time, he's an absolute dogshit ref
>>149965780He could hire you as the lawyer
Someone had some money on Yahya, and I'm betting it's HerZOG
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Absolutely fucked
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In many ways Yahya won the story
Herzog was 100% paid to not stop that fight.
>they kept him around for the decision
bruh get this nigga to a doctor
Memes aside, that Arab has heart. Fundamentally he was bad, but he had great heart to keep going. A lot would have looked for a way out. Not bad for an Arab. Refs probably could have stopped the fight before the damage got that bad, but that's what happens when you're getting slipped money from sheikhs.
>>149965780You shouldn't post here hh
Do you think Yahye will join the club with Bisping and Shara?
>knocked down 6 times
>still conscious
massive story win
that's not the voice i expected
>>149965797Yah, like he gets tapped, goes through 3-sec reset, and was fine afterwards. How Ngyen didnt go in for the kill bamboozles me
>>149965742She's cute and has nice thighs, would spar then breed.
yaya is such a bum i never even heard of this vietnam fucking shit heโs jobbing to
So are they gonna pop that or what? How do you deal with that much blood?
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what injury even is this? smashed orbital bone?
>>149965819yeah it was obvious they wanted yahya to win, would have been crazy to see a robbery with the fighting having like 11 knockdowns
You just know they tried to give Yahya the biggest can they could find so the native Emirati could get a win at home, and he was so shit, his can opponent broke the all time knockdown record against him
>>149965810cant you suck that stuff out with a syringe
How do you recover from that? I don't know better so I'll ask to cut the eye bag lol
>>149965841Drain with syringe t medic
>>149965269>RDR>Yan>shara bullet>ochoa>krylov
>Got the knockdown record
>No one cares
Yahya Won
>>149965742nice tranny
would
>>149965844>mfw I'm hiding an egg behind my eye
>>149965795>He wanted to keep fightingThat's understandable from the fighter's point of view but it's his coach's and the ref's jobs to protect him from himself too.
>>149965827Isn't it more fun to banter on how there's literally zero good Israeli fighters?
both of these fighters are managed by Ali
expect elekana to take the dive
Looks like the arabs needed to he reminded
Just put some ice on it bro
At least one based judge should've given out a 10-6 round
>>149965850Yes or through a tube into a tray
are you scrubs new to fighting? That injury happens a lot. Its called an orbital bone fracture, you fuckin scrubs.
can someone post a pic of that eye like ewww
>>149965269Whittaker
Yan
Shara
Almabayev
Guskov
>pat Yahya on the shoulder
>he drops to the ground dazed
>>149965863With my flag I dare not even start still hh
>>149965875you've never stepped foot in a gym in your life fatty
he beat THE anthony smiff b
just call it an eye socket
niggas just want to sound all scientific
this turkish fella is kinda handsome
isn't this elekana nigga the one who just gave up the fight in a pathetic way against guskov
>>149965890kek maybe one day we'll get a non embarrassing fighter.
Fuck Turkey.
Remove Kebab.
just how fucking powerful is Steven Nguyen?
>>149965893you never been in street fight in your life skinny boy
>>149965915Turks are based
zog is the most over rated ref ever
idk what makes niggas rate him
Already sick of the niggerwoman making chairs ad
Heemember when Turks hacked Dustin just to hype Ibo Aslan?
>>149965922this post reeks of antisemitism
>>149965918holy shit this nigga goated already
>>149965918More like how chinny is Yahya.
He couldn't finish him with gnp.
>>149965269reiner el retardo de ridder
petr yan
shara
asu
bogdan
>>149965921You arent finnish
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One day. Africa will dominate heem.
>>149965922/heem/ is filled with more marks than wrestlefags, if a fighter they like loses its the refs fault. happens all the time towards GODdard
askren
https://x.com/Benaskren/status/1949148534315368615
>>149965939Somali I fear
>>149965920Someone needs to keep up standards around here bruder hh
We support nick fuentes on heem
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Steven Nguyen most knockdowns in a single round
Valter Walker most heel hooks ever
Joe Pyfer hardest puncher ever
The New Guard Is Here
>>149965955Holy shit, Askren is making his strawweight debut.
>>149965269Riddler
Yan
Shara Bullet
Almabayev
Guskov
Knockdowns landed by Steven Nguyen in two rounds against Yahya: 6
Knockdowns landed in the UFC career of Jon Jones: 6
>>149965482get natural popcorn and do it yourself in a huge pot, add no sugar or butter or anything really and then its a top tier healthy snack that you can even have for breakfast if you like
>>149965944nah, they had the 3 kangz n shiet era with Ngannou, Usman and Izzy but this was their peak
now the only African king is a white dude
right now the meta is that whitties beat niggas most of the time
>>149965955Askren looks like he's been stuck in gaza (palestine) the last few months
>>149965955he just like me FR
BING "ใใใใ" are you here?
>>149965955congratulations on transitioning
>>149965966Jon gave the greatest fighters in the world a full 25 minutes and they couldn't best him.
>The Pleasure Man hasn't fought since March 30th 2024, and he still has no fight lined up
It's over.
>>149965955the dangers of cutting weight
help ari emmanuel with a double lung transplant
Cute of him to mention his mom's name in his nickname.
>>149965269Whittaker
Yan
Barriault
Almabayev
Guskov
>>149965955he sounds like an even bigger nerd now
>>149965955This is actually and old vid from after the Paul fight.
>>149965958he doesn't seem happy
HE'S JUST A MARAUDER
PEOPLE FORGET, MAN
Turks are basically the same tier as indians in terms of what they bring to the world
Steven Nguyen has more knockdowns than Movsar Evloev, Umar Nurmagomedov and Khabib Nurmagomedov combined
>>149966012Nice weapons tbch
Some SUCCULENT tits on that turk
>>149966035what species is this?
>>149965955anti vax faggot got heemed by covid
welp, losing to cutelaba made aslan boring
>>149965472You donโt like Aspinall because he is English and you have an obsession with England
Pussy simps need to start throwing. Too much pussiness in that octagon right now.
Incredible chess match, I'm gooning to the the faint mind games
After the knockdown kino, we got this snoozer.
>>149966035unlimited gastank
Neither of these cans have landed anything at all
2 bitches staring at each other for 5 minutes
>>149966047are you commie trannies still seething over the vax? sad!
Ali manages both fighters, if you think this is a real fight you're a stupid faggot
the ottoman vs the aztec has reached a stalemate
Do I have time for a ~1hr15m gym session before things get good?
this is the first time that i say this but i canโt wait for the wmma fight
And I thought HWs were boring
Typical Aslan performance
>>149966078Yes but only if you shower quickly.
Cir
Cir
Ciryl Gane
Kaikkien naapurikansojen alistaja
Cir
Cir
Ciryl Gaaaaaane
Hirveรคn miekkansa hilpeรค kalistaja
This is as real as it gets, folks
>>149965269Reaper
No Mercy
Bullet
Zulfikar
Czarevitch
>>149966078>75 mins in the gymIn and out in 45. What are you doing in there? Ditch the phone and the music, just get in and do what you need to do then leave
>>1499660910-0 round, should be dq'd for inactivity.
>>149966084She's just showing this stuff now? I guess the way Only fans goes is you always need to give a little more to keep the money coming.
>>149966098Who's the dame
>>149966098erling haaland
broken zygomatic arches
broken fingers
Nguyen vs Yahya Round 1 was a 10-7, anyone disagree?
>>149966108There is a short video of her being penetrated by meng the organ not the cubano b where you been
>>149966125How many knockdowns?
imagine getting mind broken by fucking cutelaba
>>149965955They gotta start feeding this guy some fucking ice cream and put some weight back on
>>149966125It's in Abu Dhabi. The sandniggers pay the judges to score the muslims better. Nguyen was losing until he won.
>apparently this turk is 6โ3
UFC taking a page out of the NFL/NBA book
>>149966084 bruuppppfffffffffftttftftff
>>149966093Might as well (You) myself
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>>149966150talmbout feets and inchers b
>>149966144the world record
>"Uhhh, yeah these cats are trash b"
>>149966087>>149966103Thanks lads. Be back soon
How many bongs until Bryce Mitchell submits some dagi can?
>>149966146It's Lewis Ngannou 2
What a shit rigged fight, both guys going for a draw.
I hope Dana cans them
Two shitters afraid to throw. Nguyen would never.
I would do TERRIBLE things to both these cans
me when this "fight" finally ends
Two shitters afraid to throw. Yahya was throwing back even when his face was smashed.
>>149966171why do they keep Din hidden away in the basement
Anyone tired of asian women
>>149966084Everyone in a 10 mile radius getting pink eye when she farts
>>149966186These arenโt cans, these are bums. In order to be a can there has to be a can-crusher
>listen you have to win this fight
>>149966174The Lord Yahweh is still punishing Bryce, he will lose and go to the PFL.
just left my schaub in the car with windows up. will he be alright?!
could've heemed my meng instead of watching this crap typa fight
>>149965269>Copert Bitchttaker>Pedo Can>ShartPutin>Anchoa>Krylov
>>149966192absolutely not
hopefully both of these losers get cut
>>149966209no you gotta leave the heater on to keep it body temperature
Drinking this c4 ultimate energy it's leg day baby time to lock the fuck in holla if you wid me
Turks fundamentally lack soul
guys can you post some more sexy women, this porn censor is kicking my arse.. fuck starmer.
aslan is a total mental midget
>i'll never be a diaz bro
How do you even score this? Nothing is happening.
You guys will never understand the blood sweat and tears it took for these fighters to get here. Lower your tone when talking about these fights
I AM ILLEGALLY POSTING AND WATCHING THE UFC
just cut these bums mid fight
>>149966230Thatโs a man.
Dominic the dominated Asslan
I'd rather count all the wrinkles in van Zants anus than watch this shit
Kill every fighter on this card and replace them with clones of Steven Nguyen
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>>149965269de Ridder
Yan
Magomedov
Ochoa
Guskov
>>149966293Even Steven Nguyen?
There was a McDonaldโs ad and I literally thought it was DC narrating it
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That fight fucking sucked
what a shit fight, kil both of these bums
they should start implementing a rule that until someone gets finished, they fight another round
fighters will quickly start to finish fights
>>149966296there he is janny
Steven Nguyen vs Kody Steele
Honestly surprised they didn't rob Billy
Put Yahya's soul into an actually actually athletic body, and we would have actually good fights.
you mean I lost?
after throwing 5 total strikes?
man those strikes were for you guys...
Ibo now loses in snorefests instead of losing in swangfests. SAD.
Muslim's are 0-2 so far on this card
>>149965920Dutch people look like fucking caricatures
>>149966245is that actually real
>>149966341it can't be worse than the last fight
Who has the nicer ass ricci or ribas?
SEXOOOOOO WITH SHARK AND MANDINHA
>>149966341After this fight wmma its gonna be refreshing
>>149966349unfortunately it's very real.. can't even see my usual goon feed on X anymore.. all blocked.
shit I forgot it was an abu schaubi card, havent even got any booze or weed! ANGERY
>>149966359This nigga shoves G.I. Joe action figures up his ass
I could never pay for the UFC
>>149966352Give me something to work with b can't just guess blind
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>>149966370I will heem my meng in honor of you
>>149966349Cute tummy, would make her preggers.
>>149966370looks like you'll just have to start raping little girls like the new British do
>>149966350Be ready to (m-)eat those words, buddeh.
>>149966370Wtf this is a violation of gooner rights
>>149966414Bitchtits Askren
>>149966414cut to cancerweight must have been brutal
>>149966463heeming you lungs is the new cutting meta
>>149966484factual post I'm terrified
>Women Will Never fight in the UFC
Why did Dana cave
Fight boring as shit. I'm heeming my meng to pregnant women instead.
>>149966571cause he wanted to fuck Ronda Rousey and Namajunas
>>149966571Strikeforce closed in 2013 January. Ronda Rousey started her career there, and she was the first and only popular female MMA fighter. So back then, Dana fought it was a good idea.
ribas is a chinlet heartlet woman